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> All the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍." ]
> The issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created." ]
> You mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement." ]
> Funny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol." ]
> Vox populi, but not those populi
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales." ]
> lol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi" ]
> Does this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go "lol sit down son we got a trail to do"
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason." ]
> It did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"" ]
> I would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. Realistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial." ]
> It's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty Crazy
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little" ]
> I love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy" ]
> He'll have to move it to Mars then.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier." ]
> People in Austin hate Ellon, too.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then." ]
> Yes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too." ]
> It's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you" ]
> I’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now." ]
> So, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. Would I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here." ]
> No wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?" ]
> Martians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people." ]
> "Hey, Colonizer." –Martian Warrior
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet" ]
> If Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior" ]
> But didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie." ]
> We don't like you here either.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???" ]
> Lying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either." ]
> Musk: scams local community out of millions of dollars. Also Musk: "we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone."
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders" ]
> I get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"" ]
> Ya bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing." ]
> How to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that." ]
> That's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland." ]
> “Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed." ]
> Chappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”" ]
> Might need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now." ]
> If they had jury: should Elon be punished? I am not political, I don't want any trouble
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia." ]
> I'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a "jurt of your peers" literally meant "people who know you". Your reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble" ]
> Exactly right.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty." ]
> To be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right." ]
> No, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people" ]
> That year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. "Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time." Clown filing.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists." ]
> Poor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing." ]
> Of course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣" ]
> "I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!"
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism" ]
> Dear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"" ]
> In a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter. Pretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips" ]
> Next he will say .. let’s do it on Mars
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone." ]
> I thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars" ]
> Did he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)" ]
> actually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?" ]
> But but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for." ]
> Elon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(" ]
> Hard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’" ]
> It's not local, honey.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases" ]
> Maybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey." ]
> “The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”" ]
> It’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court" ]
> Billionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy." ]
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[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out." ]
> Elon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us." ]
> Why would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting" ]
> “We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.” If you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. No, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?" ]
> Musk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing." ]
> If you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial. Then, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury. It's all total complete bs.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas…." ]
> I don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs." ]
> Turns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter." ]
> Meanwhile he's gunning hard for "global negativity."
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon" ]
> He has Texas in his back pocket
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"" ]
> So, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket" ]
> Elon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?" ]
> Shit, just take it to Mars.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity." ]
> Citing “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars." ]
> Well Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a "negative attitude" about me, for some reason.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?" ]
> You reap what you sow
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason." ]
> That's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow" ]
> well, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go." ]
> It's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions" ]
> You mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him." ]
> Narrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?" ]
> So if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt." ]
> Man who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??" ]
> Yo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’" ]
> This is called “judge shopping”, Trump tries it regularly
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nYo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕" ]
> They're also trying to replace the court case with "pistols at dawn".
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nYo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕", ">\n\nThis is called “judge shopping”, Trump tries it regularly" ]
> I volunteer. Either I get the robber baron and am a hero or I don't have to live in his dystopia anymore. I'm pretty damn good shot too so I think my chances are pretty good but either way its a win.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nYo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕", ">\n\nThis is called “judge shopping”, Trump tries it regularly", ">\n\nThey're also trying to replace the court case with \"pistols at dawn\"." ]
> Every day, he manages to damage his brand even more than the day before. What talent.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nYo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕", ">\n\nThis is called “judge shopping”, Trump tries it regularly", ">\n\nThey're also trying to replace the court case with \"pistols at dawn\".", ">\n\nI volunteer. Either I get the robber baron and am a hero or I don't have to live in his dystopia anymore. I'm pretty damn good shot too so I think my chances are pretty good but either way its a win." ]
> Hot take-if you are a household name for being a piece of shit in your community, that's your own goddamn fault and the justice system should be under no obligation to compensate for that by hunting down jurors who might not hate you as much. If your child is notorious for being a little shithead at school, why should their disciplinary meeting be held with another teacher who's never had to deal with their behavior in class?
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nYo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕", ">\n\nThis is called “judge shopping”, Trump tries it regularly", ">\n\nThey're also trying to replace the court case with \"pistols at dawn\".", ">\n\nI volunteer. Either I get the robber baron and am a hero or I don't have to live in his dystopia anymore. I'm pretty damn good shot too so I think my chances are pretty good but either way its a win.", ">\n\nEvery day, he manages to damage his brand even more than the day before. What talent." ]
> I’m not sure we like him all that much more in Texas. A billionaire Californian coming here to tell Texas to all get electric cars? In Austin, where there are also mass tech layoffs and we’ve watched his callousness towards employees on twitter? Being from California is probably enough though. Good luck son.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nYo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕", ">\n\nThis is called “judge shopping”, Trump tries it regularly", ">\n\nThey're also trying to replace the court case with \"pistols at dawn\".", ">\n\nI volunteer. Either I get the robber baron and am a hero or I don't have to live in his dystopia anymore. I'm pretty damn good shot too so I think my chances are pretty good but either way its a win.", ">\n\nEvery day, he manages to damage his brand even more than the day before. What talent.", ">\n\nHot take-if you are a household name for being a piece of shit in your community, that's your own goddamn fault and the justice system should be under no obligation to compensate for that by hunting down jurors who might not hate you as much.\nIf your child is notorious for being a little shithead at school, why should their disciplinary meeting be held with another teacher who's never had to deal with their behavior in class?" ]
> Where do they want to have the trial? The article said "Western Texas," and if they think Austin or Boca Chica is west Texas, they are sorely mistaken. Also, having Saudis testify for you isn't going to help your case.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nYo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕", ">\n\nThis is called “judge shopping”, Trump tries it regularly", ">\n\nThey're also trying to replace the court case with \"pistols at dawn\".", ">\n\nI volunteer. Either I get the robber baron and am a hero or I don't have to live in his dystopia anymore. I'm pretty damn good shot too so I think my chances are pretty good but either way its a win.", ">\n\nEvery day, he manages to damage his brand even more than the day before. What talent.", ">\n\nHot take-if you are a household name for being a piece of shit in your community, that's your own goddamn fault and the justice system should be under no obligation to compensate for that by hunting down jurors who might not hate you as much.\nIf your child is notorious for being a little shithead at school, why should their disciplinary meeting be held with another teacher who's never had to deal with their behavior in class?", ">\n\nI’m not sure we like him all that much more in Texas. A billionaire Californian coming here to tell Texas to all get electric cars? In Austin, where there are also mass tech layoffs and we’ve watched his callousness towards employees on twitter? \nBeing from California is probably enough though. Good luck son." ]
> Your honor, how is my client supposed to get a fair trial with all this damning evidence against him?
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nYo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕", ">\n\nThis is called “judge shopping”, Trump tries it regularly", ">\n\nThey're also trying to replace the court case with \"pistols at dawn\".", ">\n\nI volunteer. Either I get the robber baron and am a hero or I don't have to live in his dystopia anymore. I'm pretty damn good shot too so I think my chances are pretty good but either way its a win.", ">\n\nEvery day, he manages to damage his brand even more than the day before. What talent.", ">\n\nHot take-if you are a household name for being a piece of shit in your community, that's your own goddamn fault and the justice system should be under no obligation to compensate for that by hunting down jurors who might not hate you as much.\nIf your child is notorious for being a little shithead at school, why should their disciplinary meeting be held with another teacher who's never had to deal with their behavior in class?", ">\n\nI’m not sure we like him all that much more in Texas. A billionaire Californian coming here to tell Texas to all get electric cars? In Austin, where there are also mass tech layoffs and we’ve watched his callousness towards employees on twitter? \nBeing from California is probably enough though. Good luck son.", ">\n\nWhere do they want to have the trial? The article said \"Western Texas,\" and if they think Austin or Boca Chica is west Texas, they are sorely mistaken. Also, having Saudis testify for you isn't going to help your case." ]
> People hate him everywhere, you could move it to the moon and it wouldn’t matter.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nYo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕", ">\n\nThis is called “judge shopping”, Trump tries it regularly", ">\n\nThey're also trying to replace the court case with \"pistols at dawn\".", ">\n\nI volunteer. Either I get the robber baron and am a hero or I don't have to live in his dystopia anymore. I'm pretty damn good shot too so I think my chances are pretty good but either way its a win.", ">\n\nEvery day, he manages to damage his brand even more than the day before. What talent.", ">\n\nHot take-if you are a household name for being a piece of shit in your community, that's your own goddamn fault and the justice system should be under no obligation to compensate for that by hunting down jurors who might not hate you as much.\nIf your child is notorious for being a little shithead at school, why should their disciplinary meeting be held with another teacher who's never had to deal with their behavior in class?", ">\n\nI’m not sure we like him all that much more in Texas. A billionaire Californian coming here to tell Texas to all get electric cars? In Austin, where there are also mass tech layoffs and we’ve watched his callousness towards employees on twitter? \nBeing from California is probably enough though. Good luck son.", ">\n\nWhere do they want to have the trial? The article said \"Western Texas,\" and if they think Austin or Boca Chica is west Texas, they are sorely mistaken. Also, having Saudis testify for you isn't going to help your case.", ">\n\nYour honor, how is my client supposed to get a fair trial with all this damning evidence against him?" ]
> "It's not fair for the trial to take place in this town. I killed that young girl here. There's a lot of local negativity."
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nYo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕", ">\n\nThis is called “judge shopping”, Trump tries it regularly", ">\n\nThey're also trying to replace the court case with \"pistols at dawn\".", ">\n\nI volunteer. Either I get the robber baron and am a hero or I don't have to live in his dystopia anymore. I'm pretty damn good shot too so I think my chances are pretty good but either way its a win.", ">\n\nEvery day, he manages to damage his brand even more than the day before. What talent.", ">\n\nHot take-if you are a household name for being a piece of shit in your community, that's your own goddamn fault and the justice system should be under no obligation to compensate for that by hunting down jurors who might not hate you as much.\nIf your child is notorious for being a little shithead at school, why should their disciplinary meeting be held with another teacher who's never had to deal with their behavior in class?", ">\n\nI’m not sure we like him all that much more in Texas. A billionaire Californian coming here to tell Texas to all get electric cars? In Austin, where there are also mass tech layoffs and we’ve watched his callousness towards employees on twitter? \nBeing from California is probably enough though. Good luck son.", ">\n\nWhere do they want to have the trial? The article said \"Western Texas,\" and if they think Austin or Boca Chica is west Texas, they are sorely mistaken. Also, having Saudis testify for you isn't going to help your case.", ">\n\nYour honor, how is my client supposed to get a fair trial with all this damning evidence against him?", ">\n\nPeople hate him everywhere, you could move it to the moon and it wouldn’t matter." ]
> We hate him in Texas too.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nYo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕", ">\n\nThis is called “judge shopping”, Trump tries it regularly", ">\n\nThey're also trying to replace the court case with \"pistols at dawn\".", ">\n\nI volunteer. Either I get the robber baron and am a hero or I don't have to live in his dystopia anymore. I'm pretty damn good shot too so I think my chances are pretty good but either way its a win.", ">\n\nEvery day, he manages to damage his brand even more than the day before. What talent.", ">\n\nHot take-if you are a household name for being a piece of shit in your community, that's your own goddamn fault and the justice system should be under no obligation to compensate for that by hunting down jurors who might not hate you as much.\nIf your child is notorious for being a little shithead at school, why should their disciplinary meeting be held with another teacher who's never had to deal with their behavior in class?", ">\n\nI’m not sure we like him all that much more in Texas. A billionaire Californian coming here to tell Texas to all get electric cars? In Austin, where there are also mass tech layoffs and we’ve watched his callousness towards employees on twitter? \nBeing from California is probably enough though. Good luck son.", ">\n\nWhere do they want to have the trial? The article said \"Western Texas,\" and if they think Austin or Boca Chica is west Texas, they are sorely mistaken. Also, having Saudis testify for you isn't going to help your case.", ">\n\nYour honor, how is my client supposed to get a fair trial with all this damning evidence against him?", ">\n\nPeople hate him everywhere, you could move it to the moon and it wouldn’t matter.", ">\n\n\"It's not fair for the trial to take place in this town. I killed that young girl here. There's a lot of local negativity.\"" ]
> The fascist leadership in Texas loves him though. That’s why he wants to go there.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nYo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕", ">\n\nThis is called “judge shopping”, Trump tries it regularly", ">\n\nThey're also trying to replace the court case with \"pistols at dawn\".", ">\n\nI volunteer. Either I get the robber baron and am a hero or I don't have to live in his dystopia anymore. I'm pretty damn good shot too so I think my chances are pretty good but either way its a win.", ">\n\nEvery day, he manages to damage his brand even more than the day before. What talent.", ">\n\nHot take-if you are a household name for being a piece of shit in your community, that's your own goddamn fault and the justice system should be under no obligation to compensate for that by hunting down jurors who might not hate you as much.\nIf your child is notorious for being a little shithead at school, why should their disciplinary meeting be held with another teacher who's never had to deal with their behavior in class?", ">\n\nI’m not sure we like him all that much more in Texas. A billionaire Californian coming here to tell Texas to all get electric cars? In Austin, where there are also mass tech layoffs and we’ve watched his callousness towards employees on twitter? \nBeing from California is probably enough though. Good luck son.", ">\n\nWhere do they want to have the trial? The article said \"Western Texas,\" and if they think Austin or Boca Chica is west Texas, they are sorely mistaken. Also, having Saudis testify for you isn't going to help your case.", ">\n\nYour honor, how is my client supposed to get a fair trial with all this damning evidence against him?", ">\n\nPeople hate him everywhere, you could move it to the moon and it wouldn’t matter.", ">\n\n\"It's not fair for the trial to take place in this town. I killed that young girl here. There's a lot of local negativity.\"", ">\n\nWe hate him in Texas too." ]
> Denied, let’s get this going.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nYo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕", ">\n\nThis is called “judge shopping”, Trump tries it regularly", ">\n\nThey're also trying to replace the court case with \"pistols at dawn\".", ">\n\nI volunteer. Either I get the robber baron and am a hero or I don't have to live in his dystopia anymore. I'm pretty damn good shot too so I think my chances are pretty good but either way its a win.", ">\n\nEvery day, he manages to damage his brand even more than the day before. What talent.", ">\n\nHot take-if you are a household name for being a piece of shit in your community, that's your own goddamn fault and the justice system should be under no obligation to compensate for that by hunting down jurors who might not hate you as much.\nIf your child is notorious for being a little shithead at school, why should their disciplinary meeting be held with another teacher who's never had to deal with their behavior in class?", ">\n\nI’m not sure we like him all that much more in Texas. A billionaire Californian coming here to tell Texas to all get electric cars? In Austin, where there are also mass tech layoffs and we’ve watched his callousness towards employees on twitter? \nBeing from California is probably enough though. Good luck son.", ">\n\nWhere do they want to have the trial? The article said \"Western Texas,\" and if they think Austin or Boca Chica is west Texas, they are sorely mistaken. Also, having Saudis testify for you isn't going to help your case.", ">\n\nYour honor, how is my client supposed to get a fair trial with all this damning evidence against him?", ">\n\nPeople hate him everywhere, you could move it to the moon and it wouldn’t matter.", ">\n\n\"It's not fair for the trial to take place in this town. I killed that young girl here. There's a lot of local negativity.\"", ">\n\nWe hate him in Texas too.", ">\n\nThe fascist leadership in Texas loves him though. That’s why he wants to go there." ]
> Trying to get my case dismissed due to bad vibes.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nYo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕", ">\n\nThis is called “judge shopping”, Trump tries it regularly", ">\n\nThey're also trying to replace the court case with \"pistols at dawn\".", ">\n\nI volunteer. Either I get the robber baron and am a hero or I don't have to live in his dystopia anymore. I'm pretty damn good shot too so I think my chances are pretty good but either way its a win.", ">\n\nEvery day, he manages to damage his brand even more than the day before. What talent.", ">\n\nHot take-if you are a household name for being a piece of shit in your community, that's your own goddamn fault and the justice system should be under no obligation to compensate for that by hunting down jurors who might not hate you as much.\nIf your child is notorious for being a little shithead at school, why should their disciplinary meeting be held with another teacher who's never had to deal with their behavior in class?", ">\n\nI’m not sure we like him all that much more in Texas. A billionaire Californian coming here to tell Texas to all get electric cars? In Austin, where there are also mass tech layoffs and we’ve watched his callousness towards employees on twitter? \nBeing from California is probably enough though. Good luck son.", ">\n\nWhere do they want to have the trial? The article said \"Western Texas,\" and if they think Austin or Boca Chica is west Texas, they are sorely mistaken. Also, having Saudis testify for you isn't going to help your case.", ">\n\nYour honor, how is my client supposed to get a fair trial with all this damning evidence against him?", ">\n\nPeople hate him everywhere, you could move it to the moon and it wouldn’t matter.", ">\n\n\"It's not fair for the trial to take place in this town. I killed that young girl here. There's a lot of local negativity.\"", ">\n\nWe hate him in Texas too.", ">\n\nThe fascist leadership in Texas loves him though. That’s why he wants to go there.", ">\n\nDenied, let’s get this going." ]
> It would be nice to have truly nuetral courts. Bias is a problem, but there's negative and preferential bias. So when someone cites negative bias with good reason, it would be nice to have a spot to go to that isn't then preferential. Divorcing musk from this subject, bias in general is a problem in courts to the point that there's a whole policy on judges being ethically obligated to recuse themselves when they're too close to the issue for whatever reason.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nYo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕", ">\n\nThis is called “judge shopping”, Trump tries it regularly", ">\n\nThey're also trying to replace the court case with \"pistols at dawn\".", ">\n\nI volunteer. Either I get the robber baron and am a hero or I don't have to live in his dystopia anymore. I'm pretty damn good shot too so I think my chances are pretty good but either way its a win.", ">\n\nEvery day, he manages to damage his brand even more than the day before. What talent.", ">\n\nHot take-if you are a household name for being a piece of shit in your community, that's your own goddamn fault and the justice system should be under no obligation to compensate for that by hunting down jurors who might not hate you as much.\nIf your child is notorious for being a little shithead at school, why should their disciplinary meeting be held with another teacher who's never had to deal with their behavior in class?", ">\n\nI’m not sure we like him all that much more in Texas. A billionaire Californian coming here to tell Texas to all get electric cars? In Austin, where there are also mass tech layoffs and we’ve watched his callousness towards employees on twitter? \nBeing from California is probably enough though. Good luck son.", ">\n\nWhere do they want to have the trial? The article said \"Western Texas,\" and if they think Austin or Boca Chica is west Texas, they are sorely mistaken. Also, having Saudis testify for you isn't going to help your case.", ">\n\nYour honor, how is my client supposed to get a fair trial with all this damning evidence against him?", ">\n\nPeople hate him everywhere, you could move it to the moon and it wouldn’t matter.", ">\n\n\"It's not fair for the trial to take place in this town. I killed that young girl here. There's a lot of local negativity.\"", ">\n\nWe hate him in Texas too.", ">\n\nThe fascist leadership in Texas loves him though. That’s why he wants to go there.", ">\n\nDenied, let’s get this going.", ">\n\nTrying to get my case dismissed due to bad vibes." ]
> 9th circuit to 5th? That's a travesty.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nYo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕", ">\n\nThis is called “judge shopping”, Trump tries it regularly", ">\n\nThey're also trying to replace the court case with \"pistols at dawn\".", ">\n\nI volunteer. Either I get the robber baron and am a hero or I don't have to live in his dystopia anymore. I'm pretty damn good shot too so I think my chances are pretty good but either way its a win.", ">\n\nEvery day, he manages to damage his brand even more than the day before. What talent.", ">\n\nHot take-if you are a household name for being a piece of shit in your community, that's your own goddamn fault and the justice system should be under no obligation to compensate for that by hunting down jurors who might not hate you as much.\nIf your child is notorious for being a little shithead at school, why should their disciplinary meeting be held with another teacher who's never had to deal with their behavior in class?", ">\n\nI’m not sure we like him all that much more in Texas. A billionaire Californian coming here to tell Texas to all get electric cars? In Austin, where there are also mass tech layoffs and we’ve watched his callousness towards employees on twitter? \nBeing from California is probably enough though. Good luck son.", ">\n\nWhere do they want to have the trial? The article said \"Western Texas,\" and if they think Austin or Boca Chica is west Texas, they are sorely mistaken. Also, having Saudis testify for you isn't going to help your case.", ">\n\nYour honor, how is my client supposed to get a fair trial with all this damning evidence against him?", ">\n\nPeople hate him everywhere, you could move it to the moon and it wouldn’t matter.", ">\n\n\"It's not fair for the trial to take place in this town. I killed that young girl here. There's a lot of local negativity.\"", ">\n\nWe hate him in Texas too.", ">\n\nThe fascist leadership in Texas loves him though. That’s why he wants to go there.", ">\n\nDenied, let’s get this going.", ">\n\nTrying to get my case dismissed due to bad vibes.", ">\n\nIt would be nice to have truly nuetral courts. Bias is a problem, but there's negative and preferential bias. So when someone cites negative bias with good reason, it would be nice to have a spot to go to that isn't then preferential.\nDivorcing musk from this subject, bias in general is a problem in courts to the point that there's a whole policy on judges being ethically obligated to recuse themselves when they're too close to the issue for whatever reason." ]
> Local negativity to a hometown discount. Go f yourself.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nYo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕", ">\n\nThis is called “judge shopping”, Trump tries it regularly", ">\n\nThey're also trying to replace the court case with \"pistols at dawn\".", ">\n\nI volunteer. Either I get the robber baron and am a hero or I don't have to live in his dystopia anymore. I'm pretty damn good shot too so I think my chances are pretty good but either way its a win.", ">\n\nEvery day, he manages to damage his brand even more than the day before. What talent.", ">\n\nHot take-if you are a household name for being a piece of shit in your community, that's your own goddamn fault and the justice system should be under no obligation to compensate for that by hunting down jurors who might not hate you as much.\nIf your child is notorious for being a little shithead at school, why should their disciplinary meeting be held with another teacher who's never had to deal with their behavior in class?", ">\n\nI’m not sure we like him all that much more in Texas. A billionaire Californian coming here to tell Texas to all get electric cars? In Austin, where there are also mass tech layoffs and we’ve watched his callousness towards employees on twitter? \nBeing from California is probably enough though. Good luck son.", ">\n\nWhere do they want to have the trial? The article said \"Western Texas,\" and if they think Austin or Boca Chica is west Texas, they are sorely mistaken. Also, having Saudis testify for you isn't going to help your case.", ">\n\nYour honor, how is my client supposed to get a fair trial with all this damning evidence against him?", ">\n\nPeople hate him everywhere, you could move it to the moon and it wouldn’t matter.", ">\n\n\"It's not fair for the trial to take place in this town. I killed that young girl here. There's a lot of local negativity.\"", ">\n\nWe hate him in Texas too.", ">\n\nThe fascist leadership in Texas loves him though. That’s why he wants to go there.", ">\n\nDenied, let’s get this going.", ">\n\nTrying to get my case dismissed due to bad vibes.", ">\n\nIt would be nice to have truly nuetral courts. Bias is a problem, but there's negative and preferential bias. So when someone cites negative bias with good reason, it would be nice to have a spot to go to that isn't then preferential.\nDivorcing musk from this subject, bias in general is a problem in courts to the point that there's a whole policy on judges being ethically obligated to recuse themselves when they're too close to the issue for whatever reason.", ">\n\n9th circuit to 5th? That's a travesty." ]
> Before reading this I already knew it was the Western District in Texas.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nYo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕", ">\n\nThis is called “judge shopping”, Trump tries it regularly", ">\n\nThey're also trying to replace the court case with \"pistols at dawn\".", ">\n\nI volunteer. Either I get the robber baron and am a hero or I don't have to live in his dystopia anymore. I'm pretty damn good shot too so I think my chances are pretty good but either way its a win.", ">\n\nEvery day, he manages to damage his brand even more than the day before. What talent.", ">\n\nHot take-if you are a household name for being a piece of shit in your community, that's your own goddamn fault and the justice system should be under no obligation to compensate for that by hunting down jurors who might not hate you as much.\nIf your child is notorious for being a little shithead at school, why should their disciplinary meeting be held with another teacher who's never had to deal with their behavior in class?", ">\n\nI’m not sure we like him all that much more in Texas. A billionaire Californian coming here to tell Texas to all get electric cars? In Austin, where there are also mass tech layoffs and we’ve watched his callousness towards employees on twitter? \nBeing from California is probably enough though. Good luck son.", ">\n\nWhere do they want to have the trial? The article said \"Western Texas,\" and if they think Austin or Boca Chica is west Texas, they are sorely mistaken. Also, having Saudis testify for you isn't going to help your case.", ">\n\nYour honor, how is my client supposed to get a fair trial with all this damning evidence against him?", ">\n\nPeople hate him everywhere, you could move it to the moon and it wouldn’t matter.", ">\n\n\"It's not fair for the trial to take place in this town. I killed that young girl here. There's a lot of local negativity.\"", ">\n\nWe hate him in Texas too.", ">\n\nThe fascist leadership in Texas loves him though. That’s why he wants to go there.", ">\n\nDenied, let’s get this going.", ">\n\nTrying to get my case dismissed due to bad vibes.", ">\n\nIt would be nice to have truly nuetral courts. Bias is a problem, but there's negative and preferential bias. So when someone cites negative bias with good reason, it would be nice to have a spot to go to that isn't then preferential.\nDivorcing musk from this subject, bias in general is a problem in courts to the point that there's a whole policy on judges being ethically obligated to recuse themselves when they're too close to the issue for whatever reason.", ">\n\n9th circuit to 5th? That's a travesty.", ">\n\nLocal negativity to a hometown discount. Go f yourself." ]
> We don’t want him either.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nYo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕", ">\n\nThis is called “judge shopping”, Trump tries it regularly", ">\n\nThey're also trying to replace the court case with \"pistols at dawn\".", ">\n\nI volunteer. Either I get the robber baron and am a hero or I don't have to live in his dystopia anymore. I'm pretty damn good shot too so I think my chances are pretty good but either way its a win.", ">\n\nEvery day, he manages to damage his brand even more than the day before. What talent.", ">\n\nHot take-if you are a household name for being a piece of shit in your community, that's your own goddamn fault and the justice system should be under no obligation to compensate for that by hunting down jurors who might not hate you as much.\nIf your child is notorious for being a little shithead at school, why should their disciplinary meeting be held with another teacher who's never had to deal with their behavior in class?", ">\n\nI’m not sure we like him all that much more in Texas. A billionaire Californian coming here to tell Texas to all get electric cars? In Austin, where there are also mass tech layoffs and we’ve watched his callousness towards employees on twitter? \nBeing from California is probably enough though. Good luck son.", ">\n\nWhere do they want to have the trial? The article said \"Western Texas,\" and if they think Austin or Boca Chica is west Texas, they are sorely mistaken. Also, having Saudis testify for you isn't going to help your case.", ">\n\nYour honor, how is my client supposed to get a fair trial with all this damning evidence against him?", ">\n\nPeople hate him everywhere, you could move it to the moon and it wouldn’t matter.", ">\n\n\"It's not fair for the trial to take place in this town. I killed that young girl here. There's a lot of local negativity.\"", ">\n\nWe hate him in Texas too.", ">\n\nThe fascist leadership in Texas loves him though. That’s why he wants to go there.", ">\n\nDenied, let’s get this going.", ">\n\nTrying to get my case dismissed due to bad vibes.", ">\n\nIt would be nice to have truly nuetral courts. Bias is a problem, but there's negative and preferential bias. So when someone cites negative bias with good reason, it would be nice to have a spot to go to that isn't then preferential.\nDivorcing musk from this subject, bias in general is a problem in courts to the point that there's a whole policy on judges being ethically obligated to recuse themselves when they're too close to the issue for whatever reason.", ">\n\n9th circuit to 5th? That's a travesty.", ">\n\nLocal negativity to a hometown discount. Go f yourself.", ">\n\nBefore reading this I already knew it was the Western District in Texas." ]
> Imagine taking sole and willful actions (that you didn't have to take) and then asking the court for help because your actions weren't popular. Also... his name is one of the most recognizable in the world--I think an argument could be made that there are supporters and opposition for Musk everywhere.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nYo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕", ">\n\nThis is called “judge shopping”, Trump tries it regularly", ">\n\nThey're also trying to replace the court case with \"pistols at dawn\".", ">\n\nI volunteer. Either I get the robber baron and am a hero or I don't have to live in his dystopia anymore. I'm pretty damn good shot too so I think my chances are pretty good but either way its a win.", ">\n\nEvery day, he manages to damage his brand even more than the day before. What talent.", ">\n\nHot take-if you are a household name for being a piece of shit in your community, that's your own goddamn fault and the justice system should be under no obligation to compensate for that by hunting down jurors who might not hate you as much.\nIf your child is notorious for being a little shithead at school, why should their disciplinary meeting be held with another teacher who's never had to deal with their behavior in class?", ">\n\nI’m not sure we like him all that much more in Texas. A billionaire Californian coming here to tell Texas to all get electric cars? In Austin, where there are also mass tech layoffs and we’ve watched his callousness towards employees on twitter? \nBeing from California is probably enough though. Good luck son.", ">\n\nWhere do they want to have the trial? The article said \"Western Texas,\" and if they think Austin or Boca Chica is west Texas, they are sorely mistaken. Also, having Saudis testify for you isn't going to help your case.", ">\n\nYour honor, how is my client supposed to get a fair trial with all this damning evidence against him?", ">\n\nPeople hate him everywhere, you could move it to the moon and it wouldn’t matter.", ">\n\n\"It's not fair for the trial to take place in this town. I killed that young girl here. There's a lot of local negativity.\"", ">\n\nWe hate him in Texas too.", ">\n\nThe fascist leadership in Texas loves him though. That’s why he wants to go there.", ">\n\nDenied, let’s get this going.", ">\n\nTrying to get my case dismissed due to bad vibes.", ">\n\nIt would be nice to have truly nuetral courts. Bias is a problem, but there's negative and preferential bias. So when someone cites negative bias with good reason, it would be nice to have a spot to go to that isn't then preferential.\nDivorcing musk from this subject, bias in general is a problem in courts to the point that there's a whole policy on judges being ethically obligated to recuse themselves when they're too close to the issue for whatever reason.", ">\n\n9th circuit to 5th? That's a travesty.", ">\n\nLocal negativity to a hometown discount. Go f yourself.", ">\n\nBefore reading this I already knew it was the Western District in Texas.", ">\n\nWe don’t want him either." ]
> Well.... he moved his ass and his shit to TX for a reason.
[ "You mean he wants preferential treatment in court.", ">\n\nThe phrase in the business is “forum shopping.”", ">\n\nI just remember in civil procedure when we got to this section my prof slapped up a meme of \"Get in losers, we're going forum shopping\"", ">\n\nThat was one of my first law school memes. Classic.", ">\n\nLaw school memes kept me alive those three years lmao.", ">\n\nOne does not simply understand the rules against perpetuity LOTR meme", ">\n\nbut what if walking into mordor takes 21 years longer then the life of any party in being?", ">\n\nAlso WHAT ABOUT THE ELVES!!!???!? So many fertile octogenarians.", ">\n\nImagine being the CEO of an electric car company, one of the first ones known for being on the ground floor of a movement the entirety of California is on board with and pushing for... and managing to make them hate you. Good job, Elon.", ">\n\nSort of a pattern with the guy. Did the same thing with starlink in Ukraine - got them set up and using it, was lauded for the tech and his assistance in fighting the war - people loved him for it. Then he flushed all that goodwill down the drain by saying they weren't going to provide access/funding to Ukraine anymore. He eventually backtracked but the damage was done, he can't just leave well enough alone.", ">\n\nHe's gotten it down to an art with Twitter. From 0 to hate in record time.", ">\n\nReinstated Michael Flynn's account on Jan. 6th, specifically. He's no longer even being subtle with the right-wing trolling anymore.", ">\n\nGood thing for Teslas investors that oil loving Republicans buy EVs eh?", ">\n\nHoly fuck am I glad I dumped my Tesla stock like a year ago.", ">\n\nI still haven’t dumped mine because I haven’t gotten around to it and I’m not proactive lol. Maybe they’ll oust him and it’ll come back up? Probably not but I can dream…", ">\n\nLet's be real man, it's never going back up. Tesla has been massively overvalued since 2020, Musk's bullshittery just sped up the correction.", ">\n\nToo true. There are so many videos floating around about how shitty the Tesla build quality is, which is honestly when I should have sold. I only have like one or two stocks so I’m not too hugely in the hole.. :/", ">\n\nAlso Full Self Driving is still crap. Many complaints on YouTube about it yet it now costs $15,000.", ">\n\nShouldn’t be too big of a surprise. It was the California investors and subsidies that basically created Teslas success…and then he jumped ship and ran to Texas.", ">\n\nTo avoid the taxes that California imposed that gave him the opportunity for Tesla to succeed to begin with.", ">\n\nYep typical rich asshole who’s wants to remove the ladder after he finished climbing it.", ">\n\nThe secret of becoming a billionaire is to find every possible opportunity to get people to give you their money in anticipation of future rewards and then not pay them back", ">\n\nAlso, be born rich.", ">\n\nOr have your parents own an emerald mine, that helps too", ">\n\nIt also helps to be raised by the kind of piece of shit that would marry your daughter and treat people like modern-day slaves because of government supported apartheid. Like father like son.", ">\n\nI’m sure he gets management advice from his dad….seems obvious to me", ">\n\nThat's one thing that I would be very surprised if he did. He hates his father from everything I can tell. But he's become his father too- duplicitous, manipulative, extractive. But he also has the insecurity of a child who was actively neglected and rejected by his father.", ">\n\nHe needs to get fucked but he’s probably too soft…..as he tries to look hard on Twitter", ">\n\nWhat's the point of a jury of peers if you get to choose the region", ">\n\nHe’s trying to make the argument that the jury pool is SO sullied by the negative publicity from his actions that there’s no way he can get a fair trial.\nThat’s bullshit in my opinion but his attorneys are trying to procure the best possible outcome for their client. Here’s hoping the judge sees through this BS.", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”\n\nPoor little Musk, nobody likes him based on his actions.", ">\n\nI thought he was a free speech absolutist?", ">\n\nNo, he's a free speech conservative. You know what that means.", ">\n\nI like this term. Should be used more widely.", ">\n\nHe didn’t realize people don’t like him until a whole auditorium booed at him. He’s that much of a self embellished narcissist.", ">\n\nAnd then on Twitter he tried to spin it as though it's just because San Francisco is full of far left socialist activists (at a Dave Chappelle comedy show)", ">\n\nI really didn't understand Dave's play there. What did he expect to happen? He brings out the DEFINITIVE detached rich white asshole, and the audience would fawn over him just by the sheer force of his presence alone?\nI think Dave forgot where he came from.", ">\n\nI think he's just been under a rock (called privilege) for many years and thought Elon would get the same celebrity worship response he would've gotten five years ago", ">\n\nGeorge Clooney has been richer longer than Dave has. Clooney uses his money to help people in Sudan. Dave Chappelle is just a dick.", ">\n\nBeing rich just means the rock exists for you, it's still your choice whether to crawl under it and stay there", ">\n\n\"Our client has been such an utterly vile piece of shit, than an entire state of 30-some million people detest him that much, your honor. Meanwhile, he's been throwing around a lot of bribe money to make himself look better than the scumbag he truly is, so we want to move the trial so that he is not harmed by himself.\" – His lawyers", ">\n\nOh “shut the door “. On the button", ">\n\n\nSpiro added in the filing that the “negativity toward Mr. Musk was not isolated to the press.” He said there are regular protests and picketing activity in front of Musk’s offices in San Francisco, adding that some are “endorsed and encouraged by local political figures.”.”\n\nRelated Please like me", ">\n\nLol. Rich Afrikaner doesnt like the locals.", ">\n\nCan we move his trial to South Africa?", ">\n\nHis mom is originally from Canada, I wonder how popular he is there\n(I know he's extremely hated in the UK, because the cave rescue guy he called a pedo was a British citizen and the UK press covered that trial extensively, and really emphasized that Elon only won the case because it was in the US)", ">\n\ncanadian here, didnt mind him at first, then he went nuts so... yeah not a huge fan anymore", ">\n\nReminder that his maternal grandfather moved his family from Canada to South Africa for \"political and moral\" reasons", ">\n\nAnyone who leaves Canada has serious issues. Full stop.", ">\n\nHe's going to spend the rest of his life in court and the rest of his fortune on lawyers.", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys representing Tesla and Musk argue that the CEO has garnered extensive and negative publicity in California after taking over a San Francisco-based social media company, Twitter, in October 2022.\n\nWhat a shitshow. Used Twitter to manipulate Tesla's stock, now wants to sever himself from it.", ">\n\nHe did it several times. This was just the most high profile. His constant lies about their cash position, deliveries and production were all designed to keep the stock up or inflate it. Had the truth been known the stock would have dropped before the point where a lot of debt would have been converted to equity.\nIt's one of the biggest failures in SEC history.", ">\n\nThey NEED to put a lifetime trading ban on him. He is the picking poster child for stock manipulation", ">\n\nThey let him off with a $40 million fine last time on the condition that he stop personally tweeting and from now on have his tweets be vetted by Tesla's PR and legal team\nAnd in response he fired Tesla's PR team and literally bought Twitter", ">\n\nNah, I'm pretty sure this is universal negativity. Everyone has heard stories, everyone thinks he's an arse.\nSuck it up.", ">\n\nHe's still got his simps. My coworker just the other day was talking about like he was a god. Insane.", ">\n\nDid you tell your coworker that idol worship shows a lack of independent critical thinking?", ">\n\nNah I didn't bother. He's an old, coked out, trust fund degenerate. Every time I see him he's got fox and friends on blast. he also thinks tucker Carlson is a \"genius\".", ">\n\nSounds like most conservatives these days except for the trust fund part.", ">\n\nLol, “Your Honor, unless the jury is full of assholes, I’m gonna lose!”\nGood luck Elon.", ">\n\nI move for a bad court thingy.", ">\n\nPerhaps all publicity isn't actually good publicity?", ">\n\nHe wants his trial where no one knows what a douche he is! How ‘bout Mars man-child?", ">\n\nI can confidently say that there's not a single human on Mars who doesn't know what a douche he is.", ">\n\naah, it's the trumpian way of shopping for judges. even though he's no longer the richest person on the planet, I'm sure there's some nugget Texas judge he can buy.", ">\n\nIt warms my heart to see more and more people turn against this fraud.", ">\n\nso after he stopped paying employees, then stopped paying rent (a.k.a. going 'full trump') and he's like \"can i go somewhere else? nobody likes me here\"", ">\n\nYep, also a Trump characteristic.", ">\n\nYour honor this isn’t fair, we won’t win in California.", ">\n\nIn other words \"Texas allows rich to avoid accountability\"", ">\n\nThat is their state motto.", ">\n\nIf you squint and look hard, its written in microscopic letters on the state flag as well.", ">\n\nTranslation: “Elon really did a number on pissing off California’s liberal base. We need to move it to an area with a high concentration of Republicans that are currently riding his pole like a stripper in stilettos if we have any chance of winning.”", ">\n\nAin’t just “local” pal.", ">\n\nI wish I was rich enough to move my trials to courts that have a better chance of agreeing with me", ">\n\ntoo freaking bad Elon. You treat my community like shite. Now face the consequences you detestable little worm", ">\n\nHe's definitely one of those creatures like a snail or hermit crab that has to crawl into another's hard shell to have any spine.", ">\n\nAll future business leaders should be watching this. Trolling on social media looks like it creates big quick gains for a famous person.\nBut a cost is that they have to request trials moved to whole other states because trolling causes massive collateral damage that will come calling eventually.\nHis PR strat past 6 years has been like game companies and loot boxes during the 2010s. Massive short term gains, but the festering resentment caused by it will make business SO much harder in 10 years.", ">\n\nYeah this is why people who say \"There's no such thing as bad publicity\" are so fucking stupid\nThe money you can grift short term off of going viral disappears really fast, the bridges you burn with people by insulting them and fucking them over last a lifetime", ">\n\n\"Man lacking discipline who doesn't take 'no' for an answer upset people who know that will judge him.\"", ">\n\nNow, if he himself could just keep on moving all the way back to the hole he crawled out of, THAT would be nice.", ">\n\nOr climb into a capsule and start colonizing Mars", ">\n\nThis would actually be cool to see.", ">\n\nNot really, I don't want Mars to end up being polluted with the corpses of rich morons treating a whole planet like Galt's Gultch.", ">\n\nElon: Also can you make the jurists crazy rightwing conspiracy theorists?", ">\n\n\"A substantial portion of the jury pool in this District is likely to hold a personal and material bias against Mr. Musk as a result of recent layoffs at one of his companies as individual prospective jurors—or their friends and relatives—may have been personally impacted. The existing baseline bias has been compounded, expanded, and reinforced by the negative and inflammatory local publicity surrounding the events.”\nHey, Muskrat, I have an idea. Maybe don't be a cunt and people's opinion of you will be positive 👍.", ">\n\nAll the more reasons he should face the charges in the environment he created.", ">\n\nThe issue occurred in California? Then his Californian peers are those to pass judgement.", ">\n\nYou mean he wants to move to a state where he will get preferential treatment lol.", ">\n\nFunny how when you start shitting on your customer base incessantly, they start to hate you and stop buying your products. That would be like Tim Cook calling all iPhone users a bunch of losers. Would do wonders for their sales. Then imagine him blaming the Fed for poor sales.", ">\n\nVox populi, but not those populi", ">\n\nlol, it's called a jury of your peers for a reason.", ">\n\nDoes this ever work? I swear every time one of these attempts make it to the news judges go \"lol sit down son we got a trail to do\"", ">\n\nIt did for my uncle. He was going through a nasty divorce and his ex wife made up a munch of lies to take everything from him and the family. They lived in a small rural town in Missouri and the whole area knew him and didn't like him much because he wasn't a Christian. Motioned to move the trail to another county so he'd get different jury pool and fair trial.", ">\n\nI would imagine tiny rural towns are sorta why the rule was written. I can't think that I've ever seen it happen where someone is at court in a large population center and can't get a fair jury. It's the entire point of the voir dire process. \nRealistically this just seems like a ploy to push the trial date a little", ">\n\nIt's almost like, if basically every single person would call you guilty for doing a bad thing, you're guilty\nCrazy", ">\n\nI love it that these criminals think we should accommodate them so they can try to dodge consequences easier.", ">\n\nHe'll have to move it to Mars then.", ">\n\nPeople in Austin hate Ellon, too.", ">\n\nYes, Elon… the people who know you best are the ones who hate you", ">\n\nIt's almost like people know what a shitbag he is now.", ">\n\nI’m in Texas (don’t hate on me, I’m not a true Texan!) and there is plenty of negativity towards him here as well. We don’t want him. We have enough super rich assholes here.", ">\n\nSo, hypothetical: I run around keying cars in California in broad daylight. I do it so much and so often that essentially everyone knows me as the guy that keys cars. Some people think the car owners deserve it. Other people like that I'm just so bold and upfront about it. But most people think that keying cars is a criminal act that they've seen me do on live TV. \nWould I get to change venues because most people in California have a negative view of what they've watched me doing?", ">\n\nNo wonder he wants to go to MARS, about the only place there aren’t openly hostile people.", ">\n\nMartians everywhere: fuck this guy invading our home planet", ">\n\n\"Hey, Colonizer.\" –Martian Warrior", ">\n\nIf Ray Bradbury had written Matewan, I would have 2000% borne him children or at least made it through the movie.", ">\n\nBut didn’t he say it was only 10% boos and like, 90% cheering???", ">\n\nWe don't like you here either.", ">\n\nLying about the hyperlink train didn’t help him then admitting he did it to manipulate things like every other thing he does has just become clearer and clearer daily..ask Tesla shareholders", ">\n\nMusk: scams local community out of millions of dollars.\nAlso Musk: \"we can't have impartial jurors because I scammed everyone.\"", ">\n\nI get that California might be biased, but you should not get to choose where the trial gets moved to. That is just flipping the chessboard around when you are losing.", ">\n\nYa bro, hold my trial in Hawaii. I'll go steal some catalytic converters, the community hates that.", ">\n\nHow to say you live in Portland without saying you live in Portland.", ">\n\nThat's not enough to successfully argue for transfer of venue to another district court in another state. MAGAs in DC tried the same many times and failed.", ">\n\n“Help me sir, my money comes from all over the world but can I only have a trial over here and not there, where it started because I made people not like me over there.”", ">\n\nChappelle bringing him on stage is starting to make more sense to me now.", ">\n\nMight need to move further than that. Maybe Russia.", ">\n\nIf they had jury:\n\nshould Elon be punished?\nI am not political, I don't want any trouble", ">\n\nI'm always confused by venue change requests because people.in a local jurisdiction don't like you. Historically, a \"jurt of your peers\" literally meant \"people who know you\". \nYour reputation in the community is supposed to impact how a jury views your actions and influence, not whether they find you guilty as a matter of law, but as to what punishment you should.receive if found guilty.", ">\n\nExactly right.", ">\n\nTo be honest, people in California do tend to despise him and they have good reason. It is hard to find unbiased jurors when you've wronged so many people", ">\n\nNo, it’s because Texas will let him off Scott free. Its run by insurrectionists.", ">\n\n\nThat year, Musk resided in California and Tesla was headquartered in Palo Alto. The Tesla and SpaceX CEO moved his residence to Texas in 2020, and his electric vehicle company relocated its headquarters to Austin in 2021. \n\n\"Your honor, I want the trial moved to a state I was not in at the time.\" Clown filing.", ">\n\nPoor Elon, “people are mean and won’t treat me fairly.” Maybe he can tweet about it and make a meme so people will think he’s cool again. Better yet, he should just ban the State of Cali’s Twitter account. 🤣", ">\n\nOf course this narcissistic shit sack is too weak to handle criticism", ">\n\n\"I don't want to be tried in California, the people there don't like that I committed a crime!\"", ">\n\nDear musk. It's not local negativity, it's just the consequences of your actions, you stale bag of chips", ">\n\n\nIn a motion to transfer venue, attorneys argue that Musk has garnered negative publicity in California after taking over Twitter.\n\nPretty sure he’s garnered negative publicity everywhere. Twitter isn’t in California alone.", ">\n\nNext he will say .. let’s do it on Mars", ">\n\nI thought he was an entrepreneur, California, home of silicon valley, loves entrepreneurs!^(/s)", ">\n\nDid he buy Twitter, with the intent to create hostility in the local potential juror pool, by intentionally, and willfully, doing as much as possible (layoffs, political statements, return to office) as publicly as possible (be new he would be booed and it would be recorded) to get this trial moved?", ">\n\nactually meaning is he has the Texas court bought and paid for.", ">\n\nBut but but I thought it was only a very small minority of people who don’t like sempai daddy musq? :(", ">\n\nElon Musk attorneys try to move trial from Earth to Mars, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nHard to imagine a judge doing a change of venue to a completely different state. They don't even do that in high profile murder cases", ">\n\nIt's not local, honey.", ">\n\nMaybe when you do things publicly wrong and get sued for them then you deserve that “local negativity”", ">\n\n“The people I spend the most time around with fucking hate me, can we do this somewhere that people don’t know as much about me?” is a hell of a thing to admit in open court", ">\n\nIt’s a simple trial, just take $420/share subtract the price Tesla sells for now, multiply by the number of shares outstanding, and you have the losses incurred by the class. Then levy on all of Musk shares in TSLA, and his other assets, and pay back the shareholders for their losses. Easy peasy.", ">\n\nBillionaire wants special privileges because money. Next up, water wet? Our investigation team finds out.", ">\n\nBitch, we hate you here, too. Try us.", ">\n\nElon is so slimy, it’s absolutely revolting", ">\n\nWhy would Texas be impartial if he just built a gigafactory in Austin? Wouldn't they be partial TOWARD him?", ">\n\n“We think jurors will be biased against us here, so we want to transfer to a jurisdiction that will be biased in our favor.”\nIf you were serious about an impartial jury, you’d transfer somewhere else, like the District of Colorado. Making a motion to transfer to Texas was a stupid f’ing legal decision because you’re sure to get denied by a judge like Chen for such a transparent move. Good legal work, idiots. \nNo, really, good looks QE. The “trial experts.” Don’t know what the fuck you’re doing, unless your strategy really is to appeal this all the way up, then you only somewhat know what you’re doing.", ">\n\nMusk should totally get out of California. He didn’t care about workers in the Fremont factory when Covid infections were at an all time high and now he is mistreating workers at Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. Texas deserves Musk and Musk deserves Texas….", ">\n\nIf you're on trial for manipulating stock prices in 2018, and then by 2023 you generate so much negative sentiment that you're universally hated, you can't really use that as your excuse to move the trial.\nThen, ANYONE can do the same thing by just being a total asshole in the state that they're on trial in, and then claim that the locals hate them too much to find an impartial jury.\nIt's all total complete bs.", ">\n\nI don't think this will have a chance of getting past a judge. This is a blatant case of trying to shop around the lawsuit to a place where he thinks people would have a favorable view of musk's twitter.", ">\n\nTurns out the “find out” stage isn’t nearly as much fun as the “fuck around” stage. Poor elon", ">\n\nMeanwhile he's gunning hard for \"global negativity.\"", ">\n\nHe has Texas in his back pocket", ">\n\nSo, if you’re a Nazi, you shouldn’t be tired anywhere where there are negative perceptions of Nazi’s?", ">\n\nElon Musks attorney’s try to move trial from earth to the moon, citing local negativity.", ">\n\nShit, just take it to Mars.", ">\n\nCiting “actual laws being enforced.” Damn liberals?", ">\n\nWell Your Honor, I dropped a turd in the punch bowl, and now the partygoers have a \"negative attitude\" about me, for some reason.", ">\n\nYou reap what you sow", ">\n\nThat's the thing about being an asshole, the negativity is always localized around you wherever you go.", ">\n\nwell, well, well if it isn't the consequences of your actions", ">\n\nIt's so unexpected that after turning himself into a second-tier supervillain just for the attention that most people don't like him.", ">\n\nYou mean he doesn't want to be continuously humiliated more for losing 200 billion? Who knew?", ">\n\nNarrator: it’s not just people in California who think musk is a cunt.", ">\n\nSo if you're a giant asshole you're supposed to get special privileges according to his lawyers??", ">\n\nMan who kills gay man in hate crime tries to move trial to Saudi Arabia, citing ‘local negativity’", ">\n\nYo Elon, we hate you in Texas, too! 🖕", ">\n\nThis is called “judge shopping”, Trump tries it regularly", ">\n\nThey're also trying to replace the court case with \"pistols at dawn\".", ">\n\nI volunteer. Either I get the robber baron and am a hero or I don't have to live in his dystopia anymore. I'm pretty damn good shot too so I think my chances are pretty good but either way its a win.", ">\n\nEvery day, he manages to damage his brand even more than the day before. What talent.", ">\n\nHot take-if you are a household name for being a piece of shit in your community, that's your own goddamn fault and the justice system should be under no obligation to compensate for that by hunting down jurors who might not hate you as much.\nIf your child is notorious for being a little shithead at school, why should their disciplinary meeting be held with another teacher who's never had to deal with their behavior in class?", ">\n\nI’m not sure we like him all that much more in Texas. A billionaire Californian coming here to tell Texas to all get electric cars? In Austin, where there are also mass tech layoffs and we’ve watched his callousness towards employees on twitter? \nBeing from California is probably enough though. Good luck son.", ">\n\nWhere do they want to have the trial? The article said \"Western Texas,\" and if they think Austin or Boca Chica is west Texas, they are sorely mistaken. Also, having Saudis testify for you isn't going to help your case.", ">\n\nYour honor, how is my client supposed to get a fair trial with all this damning evidence against him?", ">\n\nPeople hate him everywhere, you could move it to the moon and it wouldn’t matter.", ">\n\n\"It's not fair for the trial to take place in this town. I killed that young girl here. There's a lot of local negativity.\"", ">\n\nWe hate him in Texas too.", ">\n\nThe fascist leadership in Texas loves him though. That’s why he wants to go there.", ">\n\nDenied, let’s get this going.", ">\n\nTrying to get my case dismissed due to bad vibes.", ">\n\nIt would be nice to have truly nuetral courts. Bias is a problem, but there's negative and preferential bias. So when someone cites negative bias with good reason, it would be nice to have a spot to go to that isn't then preferential.\nDivorcing musk from this subject, bias in general is a problem in courts to the point that there's a whole policy on judges being ethically obligated to recuse themselves when they're too close to the issue for whatever reason.", ">\n\n9th circuit to 5th? That's a travesty.", ">\n\nLocal negativity to a hometown discount. Go f yourself.", ">\n\nBefore reading this I already knew it was the Western District in Texas.", ">\n\nWe don’t want him either.", ">\n\nImagine taking sole and willful actions (that you didn't have to take) and then asking the court for help because your actions weren't popular. \nAlso... his name is one of the most recognizable in the world--I think an argument could be made that there are supporters and opposition for Musk everywhere." ]