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Is this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie."
] |
>
I think it’s a Goodfellas reference. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments"
] |
>
It's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference."
] |
>
References within references….
JESUS WEPT! | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas"
] |
>
“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”
“Pick one movie reference, Abed” | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!"
] |
>
Sixteen candles | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”"
] |
>
That's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.
They took it all, delivered nothing. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles"
] |
>
Heck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing."
] |
>
Can't ask for a refund if they're dead | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died"
] |
>
This reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead"
] |
>
must have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check"
] |
>
I'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis"
] |
>
Have you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores.
My husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings"
] |
>
It’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it."
] |
>
Yup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive.
Oxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken."
] |
>
You can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now."
] |
>
Rich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first! | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now."
] |
>
Goose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir! | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!"
] |
>
If we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!"
] |
>
I'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster"
] |
>
What the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?! | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities."
] |
>
Where do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in? | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!"
] |
>
Blue cheese store, probably. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?"
] |
>
You steal that shit from the district, too. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably."
] |
>
Never seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too."
] |
>
"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings."
I won't go, I won't sleep,
I can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings! | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch."
] |
>
Well while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings? | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!"
] |
>
When asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.' | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?"
] |
>
Your honour, I plead: full | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'"
] |
>
Damn I’m going to her Super Bowl party! | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full"
] |
>
Something tells me… it will be canceled... | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!"
] |
>
The detectives should dust for fingerprints. "Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something." | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled..."
] |
>
Your honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings! | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\""
] |
>
Layla intensifies… | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!"
] |
>
I see what you did there (anybody want a wing?) | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…"
] |
>
Someone was running a ghost kitchen on the side. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)"
] |
>
“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side."
] |
>
We keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel."
] |
>
In other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo."
] |
>
As a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off."
] |
>
That's a lot of got damn wangs
Stealing wangs is a very different situation. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs"
] |
>
I blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation."
] |
>
Airline points scam | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings."
] |
>
Something isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings? | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam"
] |
>
They budgeted 1.2 million for wings.
Quick mafs | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?"
] |
>
It's not a very good school. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs"
] |
>
Honestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school."
] |
>
I'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries."
] |
>
You are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community"
] |
>
Was she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings? | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you."
] |
>
She was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?"
] |
>
Each one of those wings had a street value of $80. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food."
] |
>
It's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80."
] |
>
I wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it.. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments."
] |
>
I’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it.."
] |
>
So…
Like 10 wings? | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed."
] |
>
🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵 | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?"
] |
>
He'd surely kick an ass or two... | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵"
] |
>
Why is this posted twice ? | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two..."
] |
>
Because it’s that good! | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?"
] |
>
Well done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!"
] |
>
The school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch."
] |
>
How did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings"
] |
>
Hell of a barbeque. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life."
] |
>
Can someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is? | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque."
] |
>
Around 125 per ~30 pound case | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?"
] |
>
And one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that? | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case"
] |
>
none if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?"
] |
>
Ain’t no thang but a chicken wang | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis."
] |
>
The chicken wing bandit. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang"
] |
>
“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”
“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”
“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”
throws bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!” | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit."
] |
>
Got greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”"
] |
>
Super Bowl party at her house. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught"
] |
>
So that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices? | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house."
] |
>
So like 10 chicken wings… | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?"
] |
>
That was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…"
] |
>
Their is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭 | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode"
] |
>
That’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right? | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭"
] |
>
lol weird thing to go down for but all righty | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?"
] |
>
I'm not saying its right....but I get it. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?",
">\n\nlol weird thing to go down for but all righty"
] |
>
They stole 28 wings? | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?",
">\n\nlol weird thing to go down for but all righty",
">\n\nI'm not saying its right....but I get it."
] |
>
Super bowl is coming up. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?",
">\n\nlol weird thing to go down for but all righty",
">\n\nI'm not saying its right....but I get it.",
">\n\nThey stole 28 wings?"
] |
>
Must have been some real tasty chicken wings | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?",
">\n\nlol weird thing to go down for but all righty",
">\n\nI'm not saying its right....but I get it.",
">\n\nThey stole 28 wings?",
">\n\nSuper bowl is coming up."
] |
>
I would Love to know what she did with all those chicken wings | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?",
">\n\nlol weird thing to go down for but all righty",
">\n\nI'm not saying its right....but I get it.",
">\n\nThey stole 28 wings?",
">\n\nSuper bowl is coming up.",
">\n\nMust have been some real tasty chicken wings"
] |
>
But what sauce was with them? | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?",
">\n\nlol weird thing to go down for but all righty",
">\n\nI'm not saying its right....but I get it.",
">\n\nThey stole 28 wings?",
">\n\nSuper bowl is coming up.",
">\n\nMust have been some real tasty chicken wings",
">\n\nI would Love to know what she did with all those chicken wings"
] |
>
She started in 2020. They were $300,000 over budget just for this year. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?",
">\n\nlol weird thing to go down for but all righty",
">\n\nI'm not saying its right....but I get it.",
">\n\nThey stole 28 wings?",
">\n\nSuper bowl is coming up.",
">\n\nMust have been some real tasty chicken wings",
">\n\nI would Love to know what she did with all those chicken wings",
">\n\nBut what sauce was with them?"
] |
>
Let him go, he did no wrong fellas. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?",
">\n\nlol weird thing to go down for but all righty",
">\n\nI'm not saying its right....but I get it.",
">\n\nThey stole 28 wings?",
">\n\nSuper bowl is coming up.",
">\n\nMust have been some real tasty chicken wings",
">\n\nI would Love to know what she did with all those chicken wings",
">\n\nBut what sauce was with them?",
">\n\nShe started in 2020. They were $300,000 over budget just for this year."
] |
>
Should have taken a job catering for a prison, that would have been legal. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?",
">\n\nlol weird thing to go down for but all righty",
">\n\nI'm not saying its right....but I get it.",
">\n\nThey stole 28 wings?",
">\n\nSuper bowl is coming up.",
">\n\nMust have been some real tasty chicken wings",
">\n\nI would Love to know what she did with all those chicken wings",
">\n\nBut what sauce was with them?",
">\n\nShe started in 2020. They were $300,000 over budget just for this year.",
">\n\nLet him go, he did no wrong fellas."
] |
>
Here in the UK we aren't allowed to access that report.
Now I know how being Chinese feels.
I sense a Conspiracy. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?",
">\n\nlol weird thing to go down for but all righty",
">\n\nI'm not saying its right....but I get it.",
">\n\nThey stole 28 wings?",
">\n\nSuper bowl is coming up.",
">\n\nMust have been some real tasty chicken wings",
">\n\nI would Love to know what she did with all those chicken wings",
">\n\nBut what sauce was with them?",
">\n\nShe started in 2020. They were $300,000 over budget just for this year.",
">\n\nLet him go, he did no wrong fellas.",
">\n\nShould have taken a job catering for a prison, that would have been legal."
] |
>
It's funny until you get to the part where 80% of the kids are in low income households. All of a sudden it is a scum bag literally stealing food out of the mouths of kids who need it the most. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?",
">\n\nlol weird thing to go down for but all righty",
">\n\nI'm not saying its right....but I get it.",
">\n\nThey stole 28 wings?",
">\n\nSuper bowl is coming up.",
">\n\nMust have been some real tasty chicken wings",
">\n\nI would Love to know what she did with all those chicken wings",
">\n\nBut what sauce was with them?",
">\n\nShe started in 2020. They were $300,000 over budget just for this year.",
">\n\nLet him go, he did no wrong fellas.",
">\n\nShould have taken a job catering for a prison, that would have been legal.",
">\n\nHere in the UK we aren't allowed to access that report. \nNow I know how being Chinese feels.\nI sense a Conspiracy."
] |
>
I'd rather have 1.5 million in chicken tenders. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?",
">\n\nlol weird thing to go down for but all righty",
">\n\nI'm not saying its right....but I get it.",
">\n\nThey stole 28 wings?",
">\n\nSuper bowl is coming up.",
">\n\nMust have been some real tasty chicken wings",
">\n\nI would Love to know what she did with all those chicken wings",
">\n\nBut what sauce was with them?",
">\n\nShe started in 2020. They were $300,000 over budget just for this year.",
">\n\nLet him go, he did no wrong fellas.",
">\n\nShould have taken a job catering for a prison, that would have been legal.",
">\n\nHere in the UK we aren't allowed to access that report. \nNow I know how being Chinese feels.\nI sense a Conspiracy.",
">\n\nIt's funny until you get to the part where 80% of the kids are in low income households. All of a sudden it is a scum bag literally stealing food out of the mouths of kids who need it the most."
] |
>
Someone did this with tacos years ago. Went to jail over it lol. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?",
">\n\nlol weird thing to go down for but all righty",
">\n\nI'm not saying its right....but I get it.",
">\n\nThey stole 28 wings?",
">\n\nSuper bowl is coming up.",
">\n\nMust have been some real tasty chicken wings",
">\n\nI would Love to know what she did with all those chicken wings",
">\n\nBut what sauce was with them?",
">\n\nShe started in 2020. They were $300,000 over budget just for this year.",
">\n\nLet him go, he did no wrong fellas.",
">\n\nShould have taken a job catering for a prison, that would have been legal.",
">\n\nHere in the UK we aren't allowed to access that report. \nNow I know how being Chinese feels.\nI sense a Conspiracy.",
">\n\nIt's funny until you get to the part where 80% of the kids are in low income households. All of a sudden it is a scum bag literally stealing food out of the mouths of kids who need it the most.",
">\n\nI'd rather have 1.5 million in chicken tenders."
] |
>
Where is the crime? | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?",
">\n\nlol weird thing to go down for but all righty",
">\n\nI'm not saying its right....but I get it.",
">\n\nThey stole 28 wings?",
">\n\nSuper bowl is coming up.",
">\n\nMust have been some real tasty chicken wings",
">\n\nI would Love to know what she did with all those chicken wings",
">\n\nBut what sauce was with them?",
">\n\nShe started in 2020. They were $300,000 over budget just for this year.",
">\n\nLet him go, he did no wrong fellas.",
">\n\nShould have taken a job catering for a prison, that would have been legal.",
">\n\nHere in the UK we aren't allowed to access that report. \nNow I know how being Chinese feels.\nI sense a Conspiracy.",
">\n\nIt's funny until you get to the part where 80% of the kids are in low income households. All of a sudden it is a scum bag literally stealing food out of the mouths of kids who need it the most.",
">\n\nI'd rather have 1.5 million in chicken tenders.",
">\n\nSomeone did this with tacos years ago. Went to jail over it lol."
] |
>
At the current rate of inflation, that's like what? He stole a plate every day for a week? | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?",
">\n\nlol weird thing to go down for but all righty",
">\n\nI'm not saying its right....but I get it.",
">\n\nThey stole 28 wings?",
">\n\nSuper bowl is coming up.",
">\n\nMust have been some real tasty chicken wings",
">\n\nI would Love to know what she did with all those chicken wings",
">\n\nBut what sauce was with them?",
">\n\nShe started in 2020. They were $300,000 over budget just for this year.",
">\n\nLet him go, he did no wrong fellas.",
">\n\nShould have taken a job catering for a prison, that would have been legal.",
">\n\nHere in the UK we aren't allowed to access that report. \nNow I know how being Chinese feels.\nI sense a Conspiracy.",
">\n\nIt's funny until you get to the part where 80% of the kids are in low income households. All of a sudden it is a scum bag literally stealing food out of the mouths of kids who need it the most.",
">\n\nI'd rather have 1.5 million in chicken tenders.",
">\n\nSomeone did this with tacos years ago. Went to jail over it lol.",
">\n\nWhere is the crime?"
] |
>
How many wings is that? | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?",
">\n\nlol weird thing to go down for but all righty",
">\n\nI'm not saying its right....but I get it.",
">\n\nThey stole 28 wings?",
">\n\nSuper bowl is coming up.",
">\n\nMust have been some real tasty chicken wings",
">\n\nI would Love to know what she did with all those chicken wings",
">\n\nBut what sauce was with them?",
">\n\nShe started in 2020. They were $300,000 over budget just for this year.",
">\n\nLet him go, he did no wrong fellas.",
">\n\nShould have taken a job catering for a prison, that would have been legal.",
">\n\nHere in the UK we aren't allowed to access that report. \nNow I know how being Chinese feels.\nI sense a Conspiracy.",
">\n\nIt's funny until you get to the part where 80% of the kids are in low income households. All of a sudden it is a scum bag literally stealing food out of the mouths of kids who need it the most.",
">\n\nI'd rather have 1.5 million in chicken tenders.",
">\n\nSomeone did this with tacos years ago. Went to jail over it lol.",
">\n\nWhere is the crime?",
">\n\nAt the current rate of inflation, that's like what? He stole a plate every day for a week?"
] |
>
At post COVID prices that is what? 60 or so wings? | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?",
">\n\nlol weird thing to go down for but all righty",
">\n\nI'm not saying its right....but I get it.",
">\n\nThey stole 28 wings?",
">\n\nSuper bowl is coming up.",
">\n\nMust have been some real tasty chicken wings",
">\n\nI would Love to know what she did with all those chicken wings",
">\n\nBut what sauce was with them?",
">\n\nShe started in 2020. They were $300,000 over budget just for this year.",
">\n\nLet him go, he did no wrong fellas.",
">\n\nShould have taken a job catering for a prison, that would have been legal.",
">\n\nHere in the UK we aren't allowed to access that report. \nNow I know how being Chinese feels.\nI sense a Conspiracy.",
">\n\nIt's funny until you get to the part where 80% of the kids are in low income households. All of a sudden it is a scum bag literally stealing food out of the mouths of kids who need it the most.",
">\n\nI'd rather have 1.5 million in chicken tenders.",
">\n\nSomeone did this with tacos years ago. Went to jail over it lol.",
">\n\nWhere is the crime?",
">\n\nAt the current rate of inflation, that's like what? He stole a plate every day for a week?",
">\n\nHow many wings is that?"
] |
>
Something doesn't seem right. Despite the fact that the school budget was $300,000 above budget, she is accused of taking wings worth $1.5? | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?",
">\n\nlol weird thing to go down for but all righty",
">\n\nI'm not saying its right....but I get it.",
">\n\nThey stole 28 wings?",
">\n\nSuper bowl is coming up.",
">\n\nMust have been some real tasty chicken wings",
">\n\nI would Love to know what she did with all those chicken wings",
">\n\nBut what sauce was with them?",
">\n\nShe started in 2020. They were $300,000 over budget just for this year.",
">\n\nLet him go, he did no wrong fellas.",
">\n\nShould have taken a job catering for a prison, that would have been legal.",
">\n\nHere in the UK we aren't allowed to access that report. \nNow I know how being Chinese feels.\nI sense a Conspiracy.",
">\n\nIt's funny until you get to the part where 80% of the kids are in low income households. All of a sudden it is a scum bag literally stealing food out of the mouths of kids who need it the most.",
">\n\nI'd rather have 1.5 million in chicken tenders.",
">\n\nSomeone did this with tacos years ago. Went to jail over it lol.",
">\n\nWhere is the crime?",
">\n\nAt the current rate of inflation, that's like what? He stole a plate every day for a week?",
">\n\nHow many wings is that?",
">\n\nAt post COVID prices that is what? 60 or so wings?"
] |
>
And here I thought I liked hot wings!! | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?",
">\n\nlol weird thing to go down for but all righty",
">\n\nI'm not saying its right....but I get it.",
">\n\nThey stole 28 wings?",
">\n\nSuper bowl is coming up.",
">\n\nMust have been some real tasty chicken wings",
">\n\nI would Love to know what she did with all those chicken wings",
">\n\nBut what sauce was with them?",
">\n\nShe started in 2020. They were $300,000 over budget just for this year.",
">\n\nLet him go, he did no wrong fellas.",
">\n\nShould have taken a job catering for a prison, that would have been legal.",
">\n\nHere in the UK we aren't allowed to access that report. \nNow I know how being Chinese feels.\nI sense a Conspiracy.",
">\n\nIt's funny until you get to the part where 80% of the kids are in low income households. All of a sudden it is a scum bag literally stealing food out of the mouths of kids who need it the most.",
">\n\nI'd rather have 1.5 million in chicken tenders.",
">\n\nSomeone did this with tacos years ago. Went to jail over it lol.",
">\n\nWhere is the crime?",
">\n\nAt the current rate of inflation, that's like what? He stole a plate every day for a week?",
">\n\nHow many wings is that?",
">\n\nAt post COVID prices that is what? 60 or so wings?",
">\n\nSomething doesn't seem right. Despite the fact that the school budget was $300,000 above budget, she is accused of taking wings worth $1.5?"
] |
>
I would want to receive 1.5 million chicken tenders. | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?",
">\n\nlol weird thing to go down for but all righty",
">\n\nI'm not saying its right....but I get it.",
">\n\nThey stole 28 wings?",
">\n\nSuper bowl is coming up.",
">\n\nMust have been some real tasty chicken wings",
">\n\nI would Love to know what she did with all those chicken wings",
">\n\nBut what sauce was with them?",
">\n\nShe started in 2020. They were $300,000 over budget just for this year.",
">\n\nLet him go, he did no wrong fellas.",
">\n\nShould have taken a job catering for a prison, that would have been legal.",
">\n\nHere in the UK we aren't allowed to access that report. \nNow I know how being Chinese feels.\nI sense a Conspiracy.",
">\n\nIt's funny until you get to the part where 80% of the kids are in low income households. All of a sudden it is a scum bag literally stealing food out of the mouths of kids who need it the most.",
">\n\nI'd rather have 1.5 million in chicken tenders.",
">\n\nSomeone did this with tacos years ago. Went to jail over it lol.",
">\n\nWhere is the crime?",
">\n\nAt the current rate of inflation, that's like what? He stole a plate every day for a week?",
">\n\nHow many wings is that?",
">\n\nAt post COVID prices that is what? 60 or so wings?",
">\n\nSomething doesn't seem right. Despite the fact that the school budget was $300,000 above budget, she is accused of taking wings worth $1.5?",
">\n\nAnd here I thought I liked hot wings!!"
] |
>
how many tons is 1.5$M in chicken wings? | [
"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.",
">\n\nIs this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments",
">\n\nI think it’s a Goodfellas reference.",
">\n\nIt's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas",
">\n\nReferences within references….\nJESUS WEPT!",
">\n\n“Can we eat them on the table like in Sixteen Candles?”\n“Pick one movie reference, Abed”",
">\n\nSixteen candles",
">\n\nThat's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids.\nThey took it all, delivered nothing.",
">\n\nHeck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally millions, and the poor bastards still died",
">\n\nCan't ask for a refund if they're dead",
">\n\nThis reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check",
">\n\nmust have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis",
">\n\nI'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings",
">\n\nHave you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. \nMy husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.",
">\n\nIt’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.",
">\n\nYup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. \nOxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.",
">\n\nYou can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.",
">\n\nRich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!",
">\n\nGoose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!",
">\n\nIf we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster",
">\n\nI'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.",
">\n\nWhat the hell did she do with 11,000 cases of chicken wings?!",
">\n\nWhere do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?",
">\n\nBlue cheese store, probably.",
">\n\nYou steal that shit from the district, too.",
">\n\nNever seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.",
">\n\n\"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings.\"\nI won't go, I won't sleep, \nI can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!",
">\n\nWell while you’re waiting, why don’t you have some wings?",
">\n\nWhen asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'",
">\n\nYour honour, I plead: full",
">\n\nDamn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!",
">\n\nSomething tells me… it will be canceled...",
">\n\nThe detectives should dust for fingerprints. \"Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something.\"",
">\n\nYour honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!",
">\n\nLayla intensifies…",
">\n\nI see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)",
">\n\nSomeone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.",
">\n\n“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.",
">\n\nWe keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.",
">\n\nIn other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.",
">\n\nAs a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs",
">\n\n\nThat's a lot of got damn wangs\n\nStealing wangs is a very different situation.",
">\n\nI blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.",
">\n\nAirline points scam",
">\n\nSomething isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?",
">\n\nThey budgeted 1.2 million for wings.\nQuick mafs",
">\n\nIt's not a very good school.",
">\n\nHonestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.",
">\n\nI'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community",
">\n\nYou are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.",
">\n\nWas she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?",
">\n\nShe was stocking up for her Super Bowl party. Number one rule of hosting a party is to not run out of food.",
">\n\nEach one of those wings had a street value of $80.",
">\n\nIt's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.",
">\n\nI wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..",
">\n\nI’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.",
">\n\nSo…\nLike 10 wings?",
">\n\n🎵I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...🎵",
">\n\nHe'd surely kick an ass or two...",
">\n\nWhy is this posted twice ?",
">\n\nBecause it’s that good!",
">\n\nWell done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.",
">\n\nThe school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings",
">\n\nHow did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.",
">\n\nHell of a barbeque.",
">\n\nCan someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?",
">\n\nAround 125 per ~30 pound case",
">\n\nAnd one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?",
">\n\nnone if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.",
">\n\nAin’t no thang but a chicken wang",
">\n\nThe chicken wing bandit.",
">\n\n“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!”\n“I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?”\n“We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?”\nthrows bulb on ground “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”",
">\n\nGot greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught",
">\n\nSuper Bowl party at her house.",
">\n\nSo that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?",
">\n\nSo like 10 chicken wings…",
">\n\nThat was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode",
">\n\nTheir is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭",
">\n\nThat’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?",
">\n\nlol weird thing to go down for but all righty",
">\n\nI'm not saying its right....but I get it.",
">\n\nThey stole 28 wings?",
">\n\nSuper bowl is coming up.",
">\n\nMust have been some real tasty chicken wings",
">\n\nI would Love to know what she did with all those chicken wings",
">\n\nBut what sauce was with them?",
">\n\nShe started in 2020. They were $300,000 over budget just for this year.",
">\n\nLet him go, he did no wrong fellas.",
">\n\nShould have taken a job catering for a prison, that would have been legal.",
">\n\nHere in the UK we aren't allowed to access that report. \nNow I know how being Chinese feels.\nI sense a Conspiracy.",
">\n\nIt's funny until you get to the part where 80% of the kids are in low income households. All of a sudden it is a scum bag literally stealing food out of the mouths of kids who need it the most.",
">\n\nI'd rather have 1.5 million in chicken tenders.",
">\n\nSomeone did this with tacos years ago. Went to jail over it lol.",
">\n\nWhere is the crime?",
">\n\nAt the current rate of inflation, that's like what? He stole a plate every day for a week?",
">\n\nHow many wings is that?",
">\n\nAt post COVID prices that is what? 60 or so wings?",
">\n\nSomething doesn't seem right. Despite the fact that the school budget was $300,000 above budget, she is accused of taking wings worth $1.5?",
">\n\nAnd here I thought I liked hot wings!!",
">\n\nI would want to receive 1.5 million chicken tenders."
] |
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