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[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe..." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke..." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s..." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack.", ">\n\nAs a dc resident may I go smoke on the grounds?" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack.", ">\n\nAs a dc resident may I go smoke on the grounds?", ">\n\nWHAT?!?! Those idiots! What year do they think it is? 1945?" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack.", ">\n\nAs a dc resident may I go smoke on the grounds?", ">\n\nWHAT?!?! Those idiots! What year do they think it is? 1945?", ">\n\nThey wish.." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack.", ">\n\nAs a dc resident may I go smoke on the grounds?", ">\n\nWHAT?!?! Those idiots! What year do they think it is? 1945?", ">\n\nThey wish..", ">\n\nAll in favor of bringing back smoking indoors but only for us? Aye. All in favor of taking away gas stoves from everyone else because some study said its bad? Aye." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack.", ">\n\nAs a dc resident may I go smoke on the grounds?", ">\n\nWHAT?!?! Those idiots! What year do they think it is? 1945?", ">\n\nThey wish..", ">\n\nAll in favor of bringing back smoking indoors but only for us? Aye. All in favor of taking away gas stoves from everyone else because some study said its bad? Aye.", ">\n\nThey really listened to Rush Limbaugh and said “yeah that’s my philosophy” didn’t they?" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack.", ">\n\nAs a dc resident may I go smoke on the grounds?", ">\n\nWHAT?!?! Those idiots! What year do they think it is? 1945?", ">\n\nThey wish..", ">\n\nAll in favor of bringing back smoking indoors but only for us? Aye. All in favor of taking away gas stoves from everyone else because some study said its bad? Aye.", ">\n\nThey really listened to Rush Limbaugh and said “yeah that’s my philosophy” didn’t they?", ">\n\nThe Smoking Man is thrilled" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack.", ">\n\nAs a dc resident may I go smoke on the grounds?", ">\n\nWHAT?!?! Those idiots! What year do they think it is? 1945?", ">\n\nThey wish..", ">\n\nAll in favor of bringing back smoking indoors but only for us? Aye. All in favor of taking away gas stoves from everyone else because some study said its bad? Aye.", ">\n\nThey really listened to Rush Limbaugh and said “yeah that’s my philosophy” didn’t they?", ">\n\nThe Smoking Man is thrilled", ">\n\nGood thing they’re focusing on serious priorities for the good of the country …" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack.", ">\n\nAs a dc resident may I go smoke on the grounds?", ">\n\nWHAT?!?! Those idiots! What year do they think it is? 1945?", ">\n\nThey wish..", ">\n\nAll in favor of bringing back smoking indoors but only for us? Aye. All in favor of taking away gas stoves from everyone else because some study said its bad? Aye.", ">\n\nThey really listened to Rush Limbaugh and said “yeah that’s my philosophy” didn’t they?", ">\n\nThe Smoking Man is thrilled", ">\n\nGood thing they’re focusing on serious priorities for the good of the country …", ">\n\nI’m totally fine with Republican Congress abusing their staffers. Well done." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack.", ">\n\nAs a dc resident may I go smoke on the grounds?", ">\n\nWHAT?!?! Those idiots! What year do they think it is? 1945?", ">\n\nThey wish..", ">\n\nAll in favor of bringing back smoking indoors but only for us? Aye. All in favor of taking away gas stoves from everyone else because some study said its bad? Aye.", ">\n\nThey really listened to Rush Limbaugh and said “yeah that’s my philosophy” didn’t they?", ">\n\nThe Smoking Man is thrilled", ">\n\nGood thing they’re focusing on serious priorities for the good of the country …", ">\n\nI’m totally fine with Republican Congress abusing their staffers. Well done.", ">\n\n“OSHA? What OSHA?”" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack.", ">\n\nAs a dc resident may I go smoke on the grounds?", ">\n\nWHAT?!?! Those idiots! What year do they think it is? 1945?", ">\n\nThey wish..", ">\n\nAll in favor of bringing back smoking indoors but only for us? Aye. All in favor of taking away gas stoves from everyone else because some study said its bad? Aye.", ">\n\nThey really listened to Rush Limbaugh and said “yeah that’s my philosophy” didn’t they?", ">\n\nThe Smoking Man is thrilled", ">\n\nGood thing they’re focusing on serious priorities for the good of the country …", ">\n\nI’m totally fine with Republican Congress abusing their staffers. Well done.", ">\n\n“OSHA? What OSHA?”", ">\n\nSmoke em if you got em!" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack.", ">\n\nAs a dc resident may I go smoke on the grounds?", ">\n\nWHAT?!?! Those idiots! What year do they think it is? 1945?", ">\n\nThey wish..", ">\n\nAll in favor of bringing back smoking indoors but only for us? Aye. All in favor of taking away gas stoves from everyone else because some study said its bad? Aye.", ">\n\nThey really listened to Rush Limbaugh and said “yeah that’s my philosophy” didn’t they?", ">\n\nThe Smoking Man is thrilled", ">\n\nGood thing they’re focusing on serious priorities for the good of the country …", ">\n\nI’m totally fine with Republican Congress abusing their staffers. Well done.", ">\n\n“OSHA? What OSHA?”", ">\n\nSmoke em if you got em!", ">\n\nSo we are back to where your freedom endangers others ehh?\nThese fuckers need to be sued for endangerment.\nWe know for a fact that 2nd and even 3rd hand smoke is dangerous and can cause cancer. And if you intentionally are exposing people to such chemicals then its negligence. You can say these fucking idiots are protected from negligence all you want but is it just? HELL DA FUCK NO its not just.\nWhat will We the People do about this nonsense?\nIt is high time that the people's employees follow the same rules as the rest of us do!\nI'm going to keep pushing this until government employees are held accountable for their lying, cheating, stealing, and ignorance of common sense!" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack.", ">\n\nAs a dc resident may I go smoke on the grounds?", ">\n\nWHAT?!?! Those idiots! What year do they think it is? 1945?", ">\n\nThey wish..", ">\n\nAll in favor of bringing back smoking indoors but only for us? Aye. All in favor of taking away gas stoves from everyone else because some study said its bad? Aye.", ">\n\nThey really listened to Rush Limbaugh and said “yeah that’s my philosophy” didn’t they?", ">\n\nThe Smoking Man is thrilled", ">\n\nGood thing they’re focusing on serious priorities for the good of the country …", ">\n\nI’m totally fine with Republican Congress abusing their staffers. Well done.", ">\n\n“OSHA? What OSHA?”", ">\n\nSmoke em if you got em!", ">\n\nSo we are back to where your freedom endangers others ehh?\nThese fuckers need to be sued for endangerment.\nWe know for a fact that 2nd and even 3rd hand smoke is dangerous and can cause cancer. And if you intentionally are exposing people to such chemicals then its negligence. You can say these fucking idiots are protected from negligence all you want but is it just? HELL DA FUCK NO its not just.\nWhat will We the People do about this nonsense?\nIt is high time that the people's employees follow the same rules as the rest of us do!\nI'm going to keep pushing this until government employees are held accountable for their lying, cheating, stealing, and ignorance of common sense!", ">\n\nGreat to see they have their priorities straight" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack.", ">\n\nAs a dc resident may I go smoke on the grounds?", ">\n\nWHAT?!?! Those idiots! What year do they think it is? 1945?", ">\n\nThey wish..", ">\n\nAll in favor of bringing back smoking indoors but only for us? Aye. All in favor of taking away gas stoves from everyone else because some study said its bad? Aye.", ">\n\nThey really listened to Rush Limbaugh and said “yeah that’s my philosophy” didn’t they?", ">\n\nThe Smoking Man is thrilled", ">\n\nGood thing they’re focusing on serious priorities for the good of the country …", ">\n\nI’m totally fine with Republican Congress abusing their staffers. Well done.", ">\n\n“OSHA? What OSHA?”", ">\n\nSmoke em if you got em!", ">\n\nSo we are back to where your freedom endangers others ehh?\nThese fuckers need to be sued for endangerment.\nWe know for a fact that 2nd and even 3rd hand smoke is dangerous and can cause cancer. And if you intentionally are exposing people to such chemicals then its negligence. You can say these fucking idiots are protected from negligence all you want but is it just? HELL DA FUCK NO its not just.\nWhat will We the People do about this nonsense?\nIt is high time that the people's employees follow the same rules as the rest of us do!\nI'm going to keep pushing this until government employees are held accountable for their lying, cheating, stealing, and ignorance of common sense!", ">\n\nGreat to see they have their priorities straight", ">\n\nCan we shit in the hallways like it was done on January 6th, 2021?" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack.", ">\n\nAs a dc resident may I go smoke on the grounds?", ">\n\nWHAT?!?! Those idiots! What year do they think it is? 1945?", ">\n\nThey wish..", ">\n\nAll in favor of bringing back smoking indoors but only for us? Aye. All in favor of taking away gas stoves from everyone else because some study said its bad? Aye.", ">\n\nThey really listened to Rush Limbaugh and said “yeah that’s my philosophy” didn’t they?", ">\n\nThe Smoking Man is thrilled", ">\n\nGood thing they’re focusing on serious priorities for the good of the country …", ">\n\nI’m totally fine with Republican Congress abusing their staffers. Well done.", ">\n\n“OSHA? What OSHA?”", ">\n\nSmoke em if you got em!", ">\n\nSo we are back to where your freedom endangers others ehh?\nThese fuckers need to be sued for endangerment.\nWe know for a fact that 2nd and even 3rd hand smoke is dangerous and can cause cancer. And if you intentionally are exposing people to such chemicals then its negligence. You can say these fucking idiots are protected from negligence all you want but is it just? HELL DA FUCK NO its not just.\nWhat will We the People do about this nonsense?\nIt is high time that the people's employees follow the same rules as the rest of us do!\nI'm going to keep pushing this until government employees are held accountable for their lying, cheating, stealing, and ignorance of common sense!", ">\n\nGreat to see they have their priorities straight", ">\n\nCan we shit in the hallways like it was done on January 6th, 2021?", ">\n\nIf disgusting, we’re for it!" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack.", ">\n\nAs a dc resident may I go smoke on the grounds?", ">\n\nWHAT?!?! Those idiots! What year do they think it is? 1945?", ">\n\nThey wish..", ">\n\nAll in favor of bringing back smoking indoors but only for us? Aye. All in favor of taking away gas stoves from everyone else because some study said its bad? Aye.", ">\n\nThey really listened to Rush Limbaugh and said “yeah that’s my philosophy” didn’t they?", ">\n\nThe Smoking Man is thrilled", ">\n\nGood thing they’re focusing on serious priorities for the good of the country …", ">\n\nI’m totally fine with Republican Congress abusing their staffers. Well done.", ">\n\n“OSHA? What OSHA?”", ">\n\nSmoke em if you got em!", ">\n\nSo we are back to where your freedom endangers others ehh?\nThese fuckers need to be sued for endangerment.\nWe know for a fact that 2nd and even 3rd hand smoke is dangerous and can cause cancer. And if you intentionally are exposing people to such chemicals then its negligence. You can say these fucking idiots are protected from negligence all you want but is it just? HELL DA FUCK NO its not just.\nWhat will We the People do about this nonsense?\nIt is high time that the people's employees follow the same rules as the rest of us do!\nI'm going to keep pushing this until government employees are held accountable for their lying, cheating, stealing, and ignorance of common sense!", ">\n\nGreat to see they have their priorities straight", ">\n\nCan we shit in the hallways like it was done on January 6th, 2021?", ">\n\nIf disgusting, we’re for it!", ">\n\nRules for thee, not for me." ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack.", ">\n\nAs a dc resident may I go smoke on the grounds?", ">\n\nWHAT?!?! Those idiots! What year do they think it is? 1945?", ">\n\nThey wish..", ">\n\nAll in favor of bringing back smoking indoors but only for us? Aye. All in favor of taking away gas stoves from everyone else because some study said its bad? Aye.", ">\n\nThey really listened to Rush Limbaugh and said “yeah that’s my philosophy” didn’t they?", ">\n\nThe Smoking Man is thrilled", ">\n\nGood thing they’re focusing on serious priorities for the good of the country …", ">\n\nI’m totally fine with Republican Congress abusing their staffers. Well done.", ">\n\n“OSHA? What OSHA?”", ">\n\nSmoke em if you got em!", ">\n\nSo we are back to where your freedom endangers others ehh?\nThese fuckers need to be sued for endangerment.\nWe know for a fact that 2nd and even 3rd hand smoke is dangerous and can cause cancer. And if you intentionally are exposing people to such chemicals then its negligence. You can say these fucking idiots are protected from negligence all you want but is it just? HELL DA FUCK NO its not just.\nWhat will We the People do about this nonsense?\nIt is high time that the people's employees follow the same rules as the rest of us do!\nI'm going to keep pushing this until government employees are held accountable for their lying, cheating, stealing, and ignorance of common sense!", ">\n\nGreat to see they have their priorities straight", ">\n\nCan we shit in the hallways like it was done on January 6th, 2021?", ">\n\nIf disgusting, we’re for it!", ">\n\nRules for thee, not for me.", ">\n\nRules for thee, not for me" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack.", ">\n\nAs a dc resident may I go smoke on the grounds?", ">\n\nWHAT?!?! Those idiots! What year do they think it is? 1945?", ">\n\nThey wish..", ">\n\nAll in favor of bringing back smoking indoors but only for us? Aye. All in favor of taking away gas stoves from everyone else because some study said its bad? Aye.", ">\n\nThey really listened to Rush Limbaugh and said “yeah that’s my philosophy” didn’t they?", ">\n\nThe Smoking Man is thrilled", ">\n\nGood thing they’re focusing on serious priorities for the good of the country …", ">\n\nI’m totally fine with Republican Congress abusing their staffers. Well done.", ">\n\n“OSHA? What OSHA?”", ">\n\nSmoke em if you got em!", ">\n\nSo we are back to where your freedom endangers others ehh?\nThese fuckers need to be sued for endangerment.\nWe know for a fact that 2nd and even 3rd hand smoke is dangerous and can cause cancer. And if you intentionally are exposing people to such chemicals then its negligence. You can say these fucking idiots are protected from negligence all you want but is it just? HELL DA FUCK NO its not just.\nWhat will We the People do about this nonsense?\nIt is high time that the people's employees follow the same rules as the rest of us do!\nI'm going to keep pushing this until government employees are held accountable for their lying, cheating, stealing, and ignorance of common sense!", ">\n\nGreat to see they have their priorities straight", ">\n\nCan we shit in the hallways like it was done on January 6th, 2021?", ">\n\nIf disgusting, we’re for it!", ">\n\nRules for thee, not for me.", ">\n\nRules for thee, not for me", ">\n\nIt's my free-dumb!" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack.", ">\n\nAs a dc resident may I go smoke on the grounds?", ">\n\nWHAT?!?! Those idiots! What year do they think it is? 1945?", ">\n\nThey wish..", ">\n\nAll in favor of bringing back smoking indoors but only for us? Aye. All in favor of taking away gas stoves from everyone else because some study said its bad? Aye.", ">\n\nThey really listened to Rush Limbaugh and said “yeah that’s my philosophy” didn’t they?", ">\n\nThe Smoking Man is thrilled", ">\n\nGood thing they’re focusing on serious priorities for the good of the country …", ">\n\nI’m totally fine with Republican Congress abusing their staffers. Well done.", ">\n\n“OSHA? What OSHA?”", ">\n\nSmoke em if you got em!", ">\n\nSo we are back to where your freedom endangers others ehh?\nThese fuckers need to be sued for endangerment.\nWe know for a fact that 2nd and even 3rd hand smoke is dangerous and can cause cancer. And if you intentionally are exposing people to such chemicals then its negligence. You can say these fucking idiots are protected from negligence all you want but is it just? HELL DA FUCK NO its not just.\nWhat will We the People do about this nonsense?\nIt is high time that the people's employees follow the same rules as the rest of us do!\nI'm going to keep pushing this until government employees are held accountable for their lying, cheating, stealing, and ignorance of common sense!", ">\n\nGreat to see they have their priorities straight", ">\n\nCan we shit in the hallways like it was done on January 6th, 2021?", ">\n\nIf disgusting, we’re for it!", ">\n\nRules for thee, not for me.", ">\n\nRules for thee, not for me", ">\n\nIt's my free-dumb!", ">\n\nThey just want to be like ole Rush...what ever happen to that guy?" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack.", ">\n\nAs a dc resident may I go smoke on the grounds?", ">\n\nWHAT?!?! Those idiots! What year do they think it is? 1945?", ">\n\nThey wish..", ">\n\nAll in favor of bringing back smoking indoors but only for us? Aye. All in favor of taking away gas stoves from everyone else because some study said its bad? Aye.", ">\n\nThey really listened to Rush Limbaugh and said “yeah that’s my philosophy” didn’t they?", ">\n\nThe Smoking Man is thrilled", ">\n\nGood thing they’re focusing on serious priorities for the good of the country …", ">\n\nI’m totally fine with Republican Congress abusing their staffers. Well done.", ">\n\n“OSHA? What OSHA?”", ">\n\nSmoke em if you got em!", ">\n\nSo we are back to where your freedom endangers others ehh?\nThese fuckers need to be sued for endangerment.\nWe know for a fact that 2nd and even 3rd hand smoke is dangerous and can cause cancer. And if you intentionally are exposing people to such chemicals then its negligence. You can say these fucking idiots are protected from negligence all you want but is it just? HELL DA FUCK NO its not just.\nWhat will We the People do about this nonsense?\nIt is high time that the people's employees follow the same rules as the rest of us do!\nI'm going to keep pushing this until government employees are held accountable for their lying, cheating, stealing, and ignorance of common sense!", ">\n\nGreat to see they have their priorities straight", ">\n\nCan we shit in the hallways like it was done on January 6th, 2021?", ">\n\nIf disgusting, we’re for it!", ">\n\nRules for thee, not for me.", ">\n\nRules for thee, not for me", ">\n\nIt's my free-dumb!", ">\n\nThey just want to be like ole Rush...what ever happen to that guy?", ">\n\nwaiting for slot machines and table games" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack.", ">\n\nAs a dc resident may I go smoke on the grounds?", ">\n\nWHAT?!?! Those idiots! What year do they think it is? 1945?", ">\n\nThey wish..", ">\n\nAll in favor of bringing back smoking indoors but only for us? Aye. All in favor of taking away gas stoves from everyone else because some study said its bad? Aye.", ">\n\nThey really listened to Rush Limbaugh and said “yeah that’s my philosophy” didn’t they?", ">\n\nThe Smoking Man is thrilled", ">\n\nGood thing they’re focusing on serious priorities for the good of the country …", ">\n\nI’m totally fine with Republican Congress abusing their staffers. Well done.", ">\n\n“OSHA? What OSHA?”", ">\n\nSmoke em if you got em!", ">\n\nSo we are back to where your freedom endangers others ehh?\nThese fuckers need to be sued for endangerment.\nWe know for a fact that 2nd and even 3rd hand smoke is dangerous and can cause cancer. And if you intentionally are exposing people to such chemicals then its negligence. You can say these fucking idiots are protected from negligence all you want but is it just? HELL DA FUCK NO its not just.\nWhat will We the People do about this nonsense?\nIt is high time that the people's employees follow the same rules as the rest of us do!\nI'm going to keep pushing this until government employees are held accountable for their lying, cheating, stealing, and ignorance of common sense!", ">\n\nGreat to see they have their priorities straight", ">\n\nCan we shit in the hallways like it was done on January 6th, 2021?", ">\n\nIf disgusting, we’re for it!", ">\n\nRules for thee, not for me.", ">\n\nRules for thee, not for me", ">\n\nIt's my free-dumb!", ">\n\nThey just want to be like ole Rush...what ever happen to that guy?", ">\n\nwaiting for slot machines and table games", ">\n\nSo how does this lower inflation?" ]

[ "Next up on the docket: putting the asbestos back in the walls.", ">\n\ncrystal pepsi !", ">\n\nCocaine back in Coca Cola", ">\n\nThe Coca Cola energy drinks just didn't have enough kick to them.", ">\n\nMissing the secret ingredient.", ">\n\nHow pointless.", ">\n\nIt's not. Remember the guy that smoked in Nancy Pelosi's office?", ">\n\nIf this is allowed for visitors as well as legislators, I think this would be a great opportunity for Hakeem Jeffries to invite Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Tommy Chong over for a token meeting to work on some outdated and discriminatory \"scheduling\" conflicts and the way that they infringe upon citizens' God-given right to the pursuit of happiness.", ">\n\nWillie Nelson smoked weed with Jimmy Carter’s son at the white house lol", ">\n\nOn top of!", ">\n\nOld Smokey.", ">\n\nAny of you Republicans and Conservatives out there keeping track of what the Republican Party is doing with their power in the house?\nThey're passing Rules Packages and making it so they can smoke in their offices.\nHow does that help anyone but them?\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?", ">\n\n\nWhat kind of fool votes for these people?\n\nPeople who view smoking as an AMERICAN FREEDOM and will go bankrupt when they develop a terminal illness at age 55 because their factory job's healthcare has been slashed to nothing in an effort to boost profits.", ">\n\nBankrupt because as soon as their precious private insurance discovers that they’ve actually been a lifelong smoker, coverage denied and the leopards have a long-awaited snack.", ">\n\nThanks to democrats the insurance companies can’t deny coverage for that. But it will change if Republicans get their way.", ">\n\nNo but they can charge you more if you do.", ">\n\nIt seems to fully fit with the philosophy they embraced for COVID", ">\n\nYeah, COVID really scrambled their brains. They now fight for anything perceived as “bad” by a normal person.", ">\n\nWhat an absolutely pointless move, regressive just for the sake of being regressive.", ">\n\nFreeDumb", ">\n\nNext they're going to make groping acceptable again", ">\n\nCigarette girls (and boys) will patrol the aisles…", ">\n\nSponsored by Matt Gaetz", ">\n\ngotta light up that cigar after fucking America", ">\n\nRepublicans: I can drink smoke and do whatever and the dumb government can’t say nothing \ngets cancer\nRepublicans: why is this so expensive for me??Damn liberals ruined health care.", ">\n\n“I can do whatever I want in public, but you can’t be gay in public.” -GOP", ">\n\n...they said, sucking on their chubby little cuban pricks", ">\n\nKilling yourself to own the libs, classic.", ">\n\nWho's house is that? Isn't there a law against smoking in federal buildings?", ">\n\nEPA does not have a mandate to regulate smoking or control tobacco. As it stands now, tobacco use and smoking restrictions are strictly state and local issues. However, based on an Executive Order, smoking is prohibited in all federal buildings and facilities.", ">\n\nSmoke those cigarettes. Eschew those vaccines. Bypass metal detectors. Take horse dewormer. Ingest the dioxin. Eat antibiotic livestock. Inhale the car exhaust. Drive over crumbling bridges. Do it all. Do it for America!", ">\n\nWeed is legal in DC.\nEvery Dem should light a joint in Repub offices.\nThey dont even need to smoke it. Just keep the cherry and the smoke going.\nJust make the place REEK. \nFuck loud, that building should scream.", ">\n\nThe Capitol is federal property. Cannabis is still a Schedule I substance under the Controlled Substances Act. Possession of marijuana is a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in jail and a minimum fine of $1,000 for a first conviction. Subsequent convictions result in increased penalties, and a third conviction could be a felony.\nBy the way, this includes national parks and forests, BLM land, and numerous other places you probably don't realize are federal property.", ">\n\nSpeech or Debate Clause applies in the chambers. I suppose you could refer them to ethics committee that's under discussion to do away with.", ">\n\nCan't be shocked if they think their rights are worth more than their first graders, what are a few aides?", ">\n\nRegressives", ">\n\nI don't think even Trump will approve of this one.", ">\n\nHe doesn't. That, drugs and alcohol are about the only thing Trump has clear words and position.", ">\n\nThose are lies that do nothing but support the \"legend\" of the fat clown. \nWhen your only evidence are his words, and you repeat them as fact... you reveal yourself.", ">\n\nIf Agolf Twitler (not my nickname) told me the sky was blue I would verify it myself.", ">\n\nFrom a smoker, it is disgusting to smoke inside.", ">\n\nCheck your wallet folks. This art of distraction is in full swing.\nIf I was in the House I would start smoking again and ask the Dems to put me on the edge of the row next to the republicans. I used to crack a pack a day. I am sure I can still do that at least and with the healthcare they get I 'm good for life - as long as that lasts. At least I would feel I did something with my life.", ">\n\nIf they want to ruin their own health, I don't care. I'm just mad tax dollars might have to pay for cleaning the smoky offices", ">\n\nWho puts smoking back?", ">\n\nIts fucking funny thinking about if this was one of the things those 4 days of voting were about haha “I will shut this House DOWN unless you let me light a victory cigar after we pass a bill”", ">\n\ndisgusting fucks", ">\n\nTypically Republican selfishness: granting a personal freedom while taking away someone else’s.", ">\n\nThe GOP is the pro-cancer party.", ">\n\nThe cure for cancer is more cancer.", ">\n\nWhats to stop other public employees from rebelling and smoking on their jobs, too?", ">\n\nThe desire to keep a job?", ">\n\nThis is ridiculous and pointless.", ">\n\nCrack? Because thats the only way they could come up with something as dumb as getting rid of medicare and social security.", ">\n\nNot good enough. If they want to go full evil-dumb, they should start requiring people to smoke in the Capitol\nLike that time Hank caught Bobby smoking", ">\n\nJust another toothpick in the side of progressives for the sake of being assholes. It’s not like they’re smoking stogies to celebrate their huge majority.", ">\n\nThey are also putting asbestos back in. After all developing mesothelioma is a god given American right, and no woke Democrat House rule is gonna stop them!!", ">\n\nGotta throw some stimmy toward Sokolove and friends because trickle down and such, ammirite?", ">\n\nSince they obtain a fair amount of lobbying funds from big tobacco, it makes sense that they want to allow indoor smoking. Republicans don’t care about other people, just their bank accounts.", ">\n\nWell that’s a ridiculous use of time and energy. I bet this was a part of the negotiating deals to get McCarthy voted as speaker. “Will you allow smoking…?” - “You got my vote. 🤛” UGH", ">\n\nMakes sense, the same people that claim man-made climate change isn't real, were the same ones claiming cigarettes don't cause cancer... And most of them are still working in there...", ">\n\nWhat a shit show", ">\n\nNotice how there's no forward thinking about republicans. Everything is just a reaction", ">\n\nI'm embarrassed for them...", ">\n\nDo they also have calendars with naked men on them?", ">\n\n\"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?\"", ">\n\n\"You ever been in a cockpit before?\"", ">\n\nthey're allowed to smoke cigarettes in their office but god forbid the people be allowed to smoke weed, something far safer for you than tobacco.", ">\n\nWho the fuck still smokes in 2023? \ngross.", ">\n\nUnfortunately thanks to vaping all of the work to stamp it out in the '80s and '90s has been flushed down the toilet.", ">\n\nI barely smoke now thanks to vaping. I know several people my age who have quite by vaping to resolve cravings. I worked on every other option with my doctor before I started vaping to quite.\nNicotine addiction sucks!", ">\n\nI understand the usefulness for existing smokers, but the problem is kids and young adults are getting hooked on it and are captured in the same way cigarettes used to capture the youth to create lifelong customers. Cigarettes are unhealthy, but so is vaping which is smoking without the stigma of cigarettes.", ">\n\nCan you cite a peer reviewed study that proves vaping is anywhere as unhealthy as cigarettes?", ">\n\nCommon sense. Lungs are a delicate organ. It's not smart to fuck with them.", ">\n\nIn doors? Ew", ">\n\nYeah right?", ">\n\nWho smokes anymore?", ">\n\nPeople still smoke?", ">\n\nCan liberals and democrats loudly say that shitting your pants is a bad thing? Given the republicans’ knee jerk reaction to do exactly the opposite of whatever someone on the left is in favor of I can see MTG and Gaetz filling their pants in no time just to own the libs.", ">\n\nFucking gross", ">\n\nSo still working for the American people I see…", ">\n\nGovernment big dumb circus.", ">\n\nMoonshine and cat houses are next.", ">\n\nnext up for a vote: rolling coal ban lifted in congressional parking lot", ">\n\nSo they waste 3 days to choose a Speaksr then do this?", ">\n\nIn Australia a 30 packet of cigarettes is $50 Aud.", ">\n\nGOP proving incompetent people run an incompetent government.\nGarbage in --- garbage out.", ">\n\nYou know they were in one of those cocaine fueled orgy parties and one of them said, \"We should be able to smoke in the Capitol, because FREEDUM!\" It was met with a chorus of \"YEAH!\" and then Gaetz broke out a meth pipe...", ">\n\nIs this where Dems get to say “they have nothing else to do while there????”", ">\n\nAnd we all know it isn’t for weed.", ">\n\nBut the public that smoke aren’t even allowed to smoke on the property of practically every place in the country. Those bastards do what they want but put all the bullshit rules on the rest of us!", ">\n\nBrought to you by lobbyists from Phillip Morris!", ">\n\nWhich house members smoke?", ">\n\nif i was congress person that did not smoke or staff i would sue for hostile environement...\nwhat about the stuff and 2nd hand smoke. what if staff is pregnant wont they be forcing the baby to also smoke.\nso much for pro life party...\nwhat if the congress office next to you does not smoke. how do you keep the smoke in offices of people who smoke...", ">\n\nPro fetus. Nothing more.", ">\n\nOut of the womb, left for the tomb.", ">\n\nSmoking what?", ">\n\nCrack? Because wft?", ">\n\nDo any major reputable companies allow smoking anywhere? The 60s called. They want their dumb asses back", ">\n\nPretty soon Matt Gaetz will be doing his sex trafficking in the back of the room.", ">\n\nIt’s an addiction - I can see how tempting it would be for a person of power to change the rules of their workplace so they can engage in their addiction. I don’t think this is a political issue.", ">\n\nJust not weed. That's still illegal", ">\n\nThey also took down the metal detectors", ">\n\n\"We can't have shady deals in 'smoke filled rooms' if smoking is banned. Think, people!\"\nKevin McCarthy", ">\n\nWeed? Meth? Tobacco?", ">\n\nAll of the above", ">\n\nAt the same time?! Damn.", ">\n\nNow we're talking!", ">\n\nI think people are missing the larger point: The GOP has no platform, they have nothing to offer except stupid, pointless things.", ">\n\nGROSS. I've smoked for a long time and NEVER smoke indoors. That shit is so nasty and there is no excuse to do it! Doesn't surprise me though with Republicans", ">\n\nThis will be responded by dems with a ban in states where they rule. Thanks rubs for wasting time and resources across the country that could have been used for much better legislation. The more you do this and the more of us aren't voting for you.", ">\n\nIf it’s bad, Republicans will vote for it.", ">\n\nThis is like virtual signaling but for bad things", ">\n\nFyi, “virtue” signaling, as in being virtuous", ">\n\nSee? Republicans aren’t that evil. They want to share their lung cancer with the non-smokers — even the pregnant ones.", ">\n\nI believe they want to be able to walk into the Capitol, while smoking a cigar, wearing CAMO, holding an AR-15 on their shoulder. Because they are wimps and need to compensate.", ">\n\nCompletely insecure.", ">\n\nAnd I thought the gas stoves thing would be the dumbest thing I read today.", ">\n\nwhat a stinky disgrace the GOP is.", ">\n\nWTF is wrong with these people!?", ">\n\nAmerica has really let the GOP regress Americans back 60 years", ">\n\nKevin McCarthy is not an ugly man, but I wouldn't call him smoking.", ">\n\nDoing the peoples' business /s", ">\n\nPointless", ">\n\nAre y’all… just trying to be the bad guys?", ">\n\nHe’s fixing all the important stuff", ">\n\nThey really do want to take it back to the 60s...", ">\n\nWhat an odd thing to do. Were indoor smoking bans a partisan thing? I suppose it's the government tell you what to do, but there's no way that indoor smoking bans are unpopular with any majority of people. No non-smoker is going to grumble about a ban.", ">\n\nNancy Reagan would be proud.", ">\n\nGuns and smoking! Two Republican platforms!", ">\n\nWell three, guns, GOD, tobacco and slavery for Blacks and women. Wait that's five.", ">\n\nOf fucking course these people are pro-smoking. Wouldn’t expect anything less from these douchebags.", ">\n\nCrack is Whack.", ">\n\nAs a dc resident may I go smoke on the grounds?", ">\n\nWHAT?!?! Those idiots! What year do they think it is? 1945?", ">\n\nThey wish..", ">\n\nAll in favor of bringing back smoking indoors but only for us? Aye. All in favor of taking away gas stoves from everyone else because some study said its bad? Aye.", ">\n\nThey really listened to Rush Limbaugh and said “yeah that’s my philosophy” didn’t they?", ">\n\nThe Smoking Man is thrilled", ">\n\nGood thing they’re focusing on serious priorities for the good of the country …", ">\n\nI’m totally fine with Republican Congress abusing their staffers. Well done.", ">\n\n“OSHA? What OSHA?”", ">\n\nSmoke em if you got em!", ">\n\nSo we are back to where your freedom endangers others ehh?\nThese fuckers need to be sued for endangerment.\nWe know for a fact that 2nd and even 3rd hand smoke is dangerous and can cause cancer. And if you intentionally are exposing people to such chemicals then its negligence. You can say these fucking idiots are protected from negligence all you want but is it just? HELL DA FUCK NO its not just.\nWhat will We the People do about this nonsense?\nIt is high time that the people's employees follow the same rules as the rest of us do!\nI'm going to keep pushing this until government employees are held accountable for their lying, cheating, stealing, and ignorance of common sense!", ">\n\nGreat to see they have their priorities straight", ">\n\nCan we shit in the hallways like it was done on January 6th, 2021?", ">\n\nIf disgusting, we’re for it!", ">\n\nRules for thee, not for me.", ">\n\nRules for thee, not for me", ">\n\nIt's my free-dumb!", ">\n\nThey just want to be like ole Rush...what ever happen to that guy?", ">\n\nwaiting for slot machines and table games", ">\n\nSo how does this lower inflation?", ">\n\nReally working on those issues that impact everyday Americanss. \nNext up: Senators no longer need to tip their waiters." ]

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[ "And some of the GOP electors have said they didn't know what they were signing when they met in the basement of state Republican Party headquarters on Dec. 14, 2020.\n\nIf that's true -- and you can color me skeptical on that one -- then they should be naming and shaming the people who defrauded them and filed the paperwork." ]

[ "And some of the GOP electors have said they didn't know what they were signing when they met in the basement of state Republican Party headquarters on Dec. 14, 2020.\n\nIf that's true -- and you can color me skeptical on that one -- then they should be naming and shaming the people who defrauded them and filed the paperwork.", ">\n\nAh yes. The “I didn’t know” defense. Bold strategy cotton. Let’s see how it plays out." ]

[ "And some of the GOP electors have said they didn't know what they were signing when they met in the basement of state Republican Party headquarters on Dec. 14, 2020.\n\nIf that's true -- and you can color me skeptical on that one -- then they should be naming and shaming the people who defrauded them and filed the paperwork.", ">\n\nAh yes. The “I didn’t know” defense. Bold strategy cotton. Let’s see how it plays out.", ">\n\nGuess what, the conspiracy to send fake electors was illegal. The Trump campaign lawyers who crafted the scheme knew it was illegal and said so. The fact that these were not the GOP slate of electors selected for the 2020 election shows how shady this whole plot was. And if it's not illegal, then any losing campaign can send whoever they want, to Washington and claim there are competing slates of electors." ]

[ "And some of the GOP electors have said they didn't know what they were signing when they met in the basement of state Republican Party headquarters on Dec. 14, 2020.\n\nIf that's true -- and you can color me skeptical on that one -- then they should be naming and shaming the people who defrauded them and filed the paperwork.", ">\n\nAh yes. The “I didn’t know” defense. Bold strategy cotton. Let’s see how it plays out.", ">\n\nGuess what, the conspiracy to send fake electors was illegal. The Trump campaign lawyers who crafted the scheme knew it was illegal and said so. The fact that these were not the GOP slate of electors selected for the 2020 election shows how shady this whole plot was. And if it's not illegal, then any losing campaign can send whoever they want, to Washington and claim there are competing slates of electors.", ">\n\n\"And some of the GOP electors have said they didn't know what they were signing when they met in the basement of state Republican Party headquarters on Dec. 14, 2020.\"\nThose should be clear cases of \"not fit for office\". If you blindly sign any official document in your function as a representative, you have effectively forfeited your right to hold an office in politics." ]

[ "And some of the GOP electors have said they didn't know what they were signing when they met in the basement of state Republican Party headquarters on Dec. 14, 2020.\n\nIf that's true -- and you can color me skeptical on that one -- then they should be naming and shaming the people who defrauded them and filed the paperwork.", ">\n\nAh yes. The “I didn’t know” defense. Bold strategy cotton. Let’s see how it plays out.", ">\n\nGuess what, the conspiracy to send fake electors was illegal. The Trump campaign lawyers who crafted the scheme knew it was illegal and said so. The fact that these were not the GOP slate of electors selected for the 2020 election shows how shady this whole plot was. And if it's not illegal, then any losing campaign can send whoever they want, to Washington and claim there are competing slates of electors.", ">\n\n\"And some of the GOP electors have said they didn't know what they were signing when they met in the basement of state Republican Party headquarters on Dec. 14, 2020.\"\nThose should be clear cases of \"not fit for office\". If you blindly sign any official document in your function as a representative, you have effectively forfeited your right to hold an office in politics.", ">\n\ni’m pretty sure if I signed some contract at work as a representative of my company and it ended up costing the company thousands of dollars, I would be fired. I’ll never understand how these people get jobs that they are completely unqualified for. I just don’t understand the lack of work ethic from all these boomers who claim to have “strong work ethics.”" ]

[ "And some of the GOP electors have said they didn't know what they were signing when they met in the basement of state Republican Party headquarters on Dec. 14, 2020.\n\nIf that's true -- and you can color me skeptical on that one -- then they should be naming and shaming the people who defrauded them and filed the paperwork.", ">\n\nAh yes. The “I didn’t know” defense. Bold strategy cotton. Let’s see how it plays out.", ">\n\nGuess what, the conspiracy to send fake electors was illegal. The Trump campaign lawyers who crafted the scheme knew it was illegal and said so. The fact that these were not the GOP slate of electors selected for the 2020 election shows how shady this whole plot was. And if it's not illegal, then any losing campaign can send whoever they want, to Washington and claim there are competing slates of electors.", ">\n\n\"And some of the GOP electors have said they didn't know what they were signing when they met in the basement of state Republican Party headquarters on Dec. 14, 2020.\"\nThose should be clear cases of \"not fit for office\". If you blindly sign any official document in your function as a representative, you have effectively forfeited your right to hold an office in politics.", ">\n\ni’m pretty sure if I signed some contract at work as a representative of my company and it ended up costing the company thousands of dollars, I would be fired. I’ll never understand how these people get jobs that they are completely unqualified for. I just don’t understand the lack of work ethic from all these boomers who claim to have “strong work ethics.”", ">\n\nHell yes! Get it Michigan!" ]

[ "And some of the GOP electors have said they didn't know what they were signing when they met in the basement of state Republican Party headquarters on Dec. 14, 2020.\n\nIf that's true -- and you can color me skeptical on that one -- then they should be naming and shaming the people who defrauded them and filed the paperwork.", ">\n\nAh yes. The “I didn’t know” defense. Bold strategy cotton. Let’s see how it plays out.", ">\n\nGuess what, the conspiracy to send fake electors was illegal. The Trump campaign lawyers who crafted the scheme knew it was illegal and said so. The fact that these were not the GOP slate of electors selected for the 2020 election shows how shady this whole plot was. And if it's not illegal, then any losing campaign can send whoever they want, to Washington and claim there are competing slates of electors.", ">\n\n\"And some of the GOP electors have said they didn't know what they were signing when they met in the basement of state Republican Party headquarters on Dec. 14, 2020.\"\nThose should be clear cases of \"not fit for office\". If you blindly sign any official document in your function as a representative, you have effectively forfeited your right to hold an office in politics.", ">\n\ni’m pretty sure if I signed some contract at work as a representative of my company and it ended up costing the company thousands of dollars, I would be fired. I’ll never understand how these people get jobs that they are completely unqualified for. I just don’t understand the lack of work ethic from all these boomers who claim to have “strong work ethics.”", ">\n\nHell yes! Get it Michigan!", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if these moron were still giving him money." ]

[ "And some of the GOP electors have said they didn't know what they were signing when they met in the basement of state Republican Party headquarters on Dec. 14, 2020.\n\nIf that's true -- and you can color me skeptical on that one -- then they should be naming and shaming the people who defrauded them and filed the paperwork.", ">\n\nAh yes. The “I didn’t know” defense. Bold strategy cotton. Let’s see how it plays out.", ">\n\nGuess what, the conspiracy to send fake electors was illegal. The Trump campaign lawyers who crafted the scheme knew it was illegal and said so. The fact that these were not the GOP slate of electors selected for the 2020 election shows how shady this whole plot was. And if it's not illegal, then any losing campaign can send whoever they want, to Washington and claim there are competing slates of electors.", ">\n\n\"And some of the GOP electors have said they didn't know what they were signing when they met in the basement of state Republican Party headquarters on Dec. 14, 2020.\"\nThose should be clear cases of \"not fit for office\". If you blindly sign any official document in your function as a representative, you have effectively forfeited your right to hold an office in politics.", ">\n\ni’m pretty sure if I signed some contract at work as a representative of my company and it ended up costing the company thousands of dollars, I would be fired. I’ll never understand how these people get jobs that they are completely unqualified for. I just don’t understand the lack of work ethic from all these boomers who claim to have “strong work ethics.”", ">\n\nHell yes! Get it Michigan!", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if these moron were still giving him money.", ">\n\nSerious question: how is sending a false slate of electors to DC not a case of forging a government document?" ]

[ "And some of the GOP electors have said they didn't know what they were signing when they met in the basement of state Republican Party headquarters on Dec. 14, 2020.\n\nIf that's true -- and you can color me skeptical on that one -- then they should be naming and shaming the people who defrauded them and filed the paperwork.", ">\n\nAh yes. The “I didn’t know” defense. Bold strategy cotton. Let’s see how it plays out.", ">\n\nGuess what, the conspiracy to send fake electors was illegal. The Trump campaign lawyers who crafted the scheme knew it was illegal and said so. The fact that these were not the GOP slate of electors selected for the 2020 election shows how shady this whole plot was. And if it's not illegal, then any losing campaign can send whoever they want, to Washington and claim there are competing slates of electors.", ">\n\n\"And some of the GOP electors have said they didn't know what they were signing when they met in the basement of state Republican Party headquarters on Dec. 14, 2020.\"\nThose should be clear cases of \"not fit for office\". If you blindly sign any official document in your function as a representative, you have effectively forfeited your right to hold an office in politics.", ">\n\ni’m pretty sure if I signed some contract at work as a representative of my company and it ended up costing the company thousands of dollars, I would be fired. I’ll never understand how these people get jobs that they are completely unqualified for. I just don’t understand the lack of work ethic from all these boomers who claim to have “strong work ethics.”", ">\n\nHell yes! Get it Michigan!", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if these moron were still giving him money.", ">\n\nSerious question: how is sending a false slate of electors to DC not a case of forging a government document?", ">\n\nSeeing all these traitors get locked up for their crimes has been so reassuring that our republic is strong. Oh, wait, no lol sorry - literally nothing will happen. Jkjkjkjk lol my bad" ]

[ "And some of the GOP electors have said they didn't know what they were signing when they met in the basement of state Republican Party headquarters on Dec. 14, 2020.\n\nIf that's true -- and you can color me skeptical on that one -- then they should be naming and shaming the people who defrauded them and filed the paperwork.", ">\n\nAh yes. The “I didn’t know” defense. Bold strategy cotton. Let’s see how it plays out.", ">\n\nGuess what, the conspiracy to send fake electors was illegal. The Trump campaign lawyers who crafted the scheme knew it was illegal and said so. The fact that these were not the GOP slate of electors selected for the 2020 election shows how shady this whole plot was. And if it's not illegal, then any losing campaign can send whoever they want, to Washington and claim there are competing slates of electors.", ">\n\n\"And some of the GOP electors have said they didn't know what they were signing when they met in the basement of state Republican Party headquarters on Dec. 14, 2020.\"\nThose should be clear cases of \"not fit for office\". If you blindly sign any official document in your function as a representative, you have effectively forfeited your right to hold an office in politics.", ">\n\ni’m pretty sure if I signed some contract at work as a representative of my company and it ended up costing the company thousands of dollars, I would be fired. I’ll never understand how these people get jobs that they are completely unqualified for. I just don’t understand the lack of work ethic from all these boomers who claim to have “strong work ethics.”", ">\n\nHell yes! Get it Michigan!", ">\n\nI wouldn’t be surprised if these moron were still giving him money.", ">\n\nSerious question: how is sending a false slate of electors to DC not a case of forging a government document?", ">\n\nSeeing all these traitors get locked up for their crimes has been so reassuring that our republic is strong. Oh, wait, no lol sorry - literally nothing will happen. Jkjkjkjk lol my bad", ">\n\n...like the classified documents Trump and Biden possessed." ]

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[ "People magazine is reporting that she has died." ]

[ "People magazine is reporting that she has died.", ">\n\nJust saw it on the news at the bar, reporting dead. Sad how sometimes history repeats itself in odd ways" ]

[ "People magazine is reporting that she has died.", ">\n\nJust saw it on the news at the bar, reporting dead. Sad how sometimes history repeats itself in odd ways", ">\n\nI wouldn't call it \"odd\", considering heart issues can be genetic, she has a history of multiple drug abuse, has been dealing with grief for the past two years, and has shown signs of being physically weak in the last months.\nI get what you're saying, but this doesn't come off like some horribly odd tragedy, it comes off like a horribly preventable tragedy." ]

[ "People magazine is reporting that she has died.", ">\n\nJust saw it on the news at the bar, reporting dead. Sad how sometimes history repeats itself in odd ways", ">\n\nI wouldn't call it \"odd\", considering heart issues can be genetic, she has a history of multiple drug abuse, has been dealing with grief for the past two years, and has shown signs of being physically weak in the last months.\nI get what you're saying, but this doesn't come off like some horribly odd tragedy, it comes off like a horribly preventable tragedy.", ">\n\nHow does this come off as “preventable”?" ]

[ "People magazine is reporting that she has died.", ">\n\nJust saw it on the news at the bar, reporting dead. Sad how sometimes history repeats itself in odd ways", ">\n\nI wouldn't call it \"odd\", considering heart issues can be genetic, she has a history of multiple drug abuse, has been dealing with grief for the past two years, and has shown signs of being physically weak in the last months.\nI get what you're saying, but this doesn't come off like some horribly odd tragedy, it comes off like a horribly preventable tragedy.", ">\n\nHow does this come off as “preventable”?", ">\n\nDrugs are bad mmmkay" ]

[ "People magazine is reporting that she has died.", ">\n\nJust saw it on the news at the bar, reporting dead. Sad how sometimes history repeats itself in odd ways", ">\n\nI wouldn't call it \"odd\", considering heart issues can be genetic, she has a history of multiple drug abuse, has been dealing with grief for the past two years, and has shown signs of being physically weak in the last months.\nI get what you're saying, but this doesn't come off like some horribly odd tragedy, it comes off like a horribly preventable tragedy.", ">\n\nHow does this come off as “preventable”?", ">\n\nDrugs are bad mmmkay", ">\n\nPriscilla has made a statement saying Lisa Marie passed. RIP." ]

[ "People magazine is reporting that she has died.", ">\n\nJust saw it on the news at the bar, reporting dead. Sad how sometimes history repeats itself in odd ways", ">\n\nI wouldn't call it \"odd\", considering heart issues can be genetic, she has a history of multiple drug abuse, has been dealing with grief for the past two years, and has shown signs of being physically weak in the last months.\nI get what you're saying, but this doesn't come off like some horribly odd tragedy, it comes off like a horribly preventable tragedy.", ">\n\nHow does this come off as “preventable”?", ">\n\nDrugs are bad mmmkay", ">\n\nPriscilla has made a statement saying Lisa Marie passed. RIP.", ">\n\nFirst her husband, grandson, and now her daughter. No one deserves to lose that many people in their life." ]

[ "People magazine is reporting that she has died.", ">\n\nJust saw it on the news at the bar, reporting dead. Sad how sometimes history repeats itself in odd ways", ">\n\nI wouldn't call it \"odd\", considering heart issues can be genetic, she has a history of multiple drug abuse, has been dealing with grief for the past two years, and has shown signs of being physically weak in the last months.\nI get what you're saying, but this doesn't come off like some horribly odd tragedy, it comes off like a horribly preventable tragedy.", ">\n\nHow does this come off as “preventable”?", ">\n\nDrugs are bad mmmkay", ">\n\nPriscilla has made a statement saying Lisa Marie passed. RIP.", ">\n\nFirst her husband, grandson, and now her daughter. No one deserves to lose that many people in their life.", ">\n\nIf you live long enough, you're going to lose a lot of loved ones. Priscilla is 77." ]

[ "People magazine is reporting that she has died.", ">\n\nJust saw it on the news at the bar, reporting dead. Sad how sometimes history repeats itself in odd ways", ">\n\nI wouldn't call it \"odd\", considering heart issues can be genetic, she has a history of multiple drug abuse, has been dealing with grief for the past two years, and has shown signs of being physically weak in the last months.\nI get what you're saying, but this doesn't come off like some horribly odd tragedy, it comes off like a horribly preventable tragedy.", ">\n\nHow does this come off as “preventable”?", ">\n\nDrugs are bad mmmkay", ">\n\nPriscilla has made a statement saying Lisa Marie passed. RIP.", ">\n\nFirst her husband, grandson, and now her daughter. No one deserves to lose that many people in their life.", ">\n\nIf you live long enough, you're going to lose a lot of loved ones. Priscilla is 77.", ">\n\nI'm a paramedic and have worked probably hundreds of cardiac arrests. I've gotten a pulse back on 5-10%. out of every 10 we get a pulse back, only 2-3 or so actually go home again neurologically intact. It all depends on how long they are down before cpr was started. I've had many patients that we got a pulse back on that were declared brain dead due to being down too long. \nThings look bad, but I wasn't involved and don't know details on her case, but odds are heavily against her." ]

[ "People magazine is reporting that she has died.", ">\n\nJust saw it on the news at the bar, reporting dead. Sad how sometimes history repeats itself in odd ways", ">\n\nI wouldn't call it \"odd\", considering heart issues can be genetic, she has a history of multiple drug abuse, has been dealing with grief for the past two years, and has shown signs of being physically weak in the last months.\nI get what you're saying, but this doesn't come off like some horribly odd tragedy, it comes off like a horribly preventable tragedy.", ">\n\nHow does this come off as “preventable”?", ">\n\nDrugs are bad mmmkay", ">\n\nPriscilla has made a statement saying Lisa Marie passed. RIP.", ">\n\nFirst her husband, grandson, and now her daughter. No one deserves to lose that many people in their life.", ">\n\nIf you live long enough, you're going to lose a lot of loved ones. Priscilla is 77.", ">\n\nI'm a paramedic and have worked probably hundreds of cardiac arrests. I've gotten a pulse back on 5-10%. out of every 10 we get a pulse back, only 2-3 or so actually go home again neurologically intact. It all depends on how long they are down before cpr was started. I've had many patients that we got a pulse back on that were declared brain dead due to being down too long. \nThings look bad, but I wasn't involved and don't know details on her case, but odds are heavily against her.", ">\n\nI highly doubt he was without oxygen for 9 minutes considering how many medical personnel were there. Cpr was started within 2-3 minutes and we give oxygen and breaths during cpr." ]

[ "People magazine is reporting that she has died.", ">\n\nJust saw it on the news at the bar, reporting dead. Sad how sometimes history repeats itself in odd ways", ">\n\nI wouldn't call it \"odd\", considering heart issues can be genetic, she has a history of multiple drug abuse, has been dealing with grief for the past two years, and has shown signs of being physically weak in the last months.\nI get what you're saying, but this doesn't come off like some horribly odd tragedy, it comes off like a horribly preventable tragedy.", ">\n\nHow does this come off as “preventable”?", ">\n\nDrugs are bad mmmkay", ">\n\nPriscilla has made a statement saying Lisa Marie passed. RIP.", ">\n\nFirst her husband, grandson, and now her daughter. No one deserves to lose that many people in their life.", ">\n\nIf you live long enough, you're going to lose a lot of loved ones. Priscilla is 77.", ">\n\nI'm a paramedic and have worked probably hundreds of cardiac arrests. I've gotten a pulse back on 5-10%. out of every 10 we get a pulse back, only 2-3 or so actually go home again neurologically intact. It all depends on how long they are down before cpr was started. I've had many patients that we got a pulse back on that were declared brain dead due to being down too long. \nThings look bad, but I wasn't involved and don't know details on her case, but odds are heavily against her.", ">\n\nI highly doubt he was without oxygen for 9 minutes considering how many medical personnel were there. Cpr was started within 2-3 minutes and we give oxygen and breaths during cpr.", ">\n\nRight, but he was still getting oxygen in that time (forced into him by medical responders using a bvm - bag valve mask)" ]

[ "People magazine is reporting that she has died.", ">\n\nJust saw it on the news at the bar, reporting dead. Sad how sometimes history repeats itself in odd ways", ">\n\nI wouldn't call it \"odd\", considering heart issues can be genetic, she has a history of multiple drug abuse, has been dealing with grief for the past two years, and has shown signs of being physically weak in the last months.\nI get what you're saying, but this doesn't come off like some horribly odd tragedy, it comes off like a horribly preventable tragedy.", ">\n\nHow does this come off as “preventable”?", ">\n\nDrugs are bad mmmkay", ">\n\nPriscilla has made a statement saying Lisa Marie passed. RIP.", ">\n\nFirst her husband, grandson, and now her daughter. No one deserves to lose that many people in their life.", ">\n\nIf you live long enough, you're going to lose a lot of loved ones. Priscilla is 77.", ">\n\nI'm a paramedic and have worked probably hundreds of cardiac arrests. I've gotten a pulse back on 5-10%. out of every 10 we get a pulse back, only 2-3 or so actually go home again neurologically intact. It all depends on how long they are down before cpr was started. I've had many patients that we got a pulse back on that were declared brain dead due to being down too long. \nThings look bad, but I wasn't involved and don't know details on her case, but odds are heavily against her.", ">\n\nI highly doubt he was without oxygen for 9 minutes considering how many medical personnel were there. Cpr was started within 2-3 minutes and we give oxygen and breaths during cpr.", ">\n\nRight, but he was still getting oxygen in that time (forced into him by medical responders using a bvm - bag valve mask)", ">\n\nThis. From what I've read, so taking with a grain of salt, the body generally has a couple minutes worth of oxygenated blood when these cardiac events happen, so the amount of time Damar was without oxygen/blood circulation would be very minimal. He was also getting about the best emergency medical attention an American could get, with two dozen+ medical professionals on-site." ]

[ "People magazine is reporting that she has died.", ">\n\nJust saw it on the news at the bar, reporting dead. Sad how sometimes history repeats itself in odd ways", ">\n\nI wouldn't call it \"odd\", considering heart issues can be genetic, she has a history of multiple drug abuse, has been dealing with grief for the past two years, and has shown signs of being physically weak in the last months.\nI get what you're saying, but this doesn't come off like some horribly odd tragedy, it comes off like a horribly preventable tragedy.", ">\n\nHow does this come off as “preventable”?", ">\n\nDrugs are bad mmmkay", ">\n\nPriscilla has made a statement saying Lisa Marie passed. RIP.", ">\n\nFirst her husband, grandson, and now her daughter. No one deserves to lose that many people in their life.", ">\n\nIf you live long enough, you're going to lose a lot of loved ones. Priscilla is 77.", ">\n\nI'm a paramedic and have worked probably hundreds of cardiac arrests. I've gotten a pulse back on 5-10%. out of every 10 we get a pulse back, only 2-3 or so actually go home again neurologically intact. It all depends on how long they are down before cpr was started. I've had many patients that we got a pulse back on that were declared brain dead due to being down too long. \nThings look bad, but I wasn't involved and don't know details on her case, but odds are heavily against her.", ">\n\nI highly doubt he was without oxygen for 9 minutes considering how many medical personnel were there. Cpr was started within 2-3 minutes and we give oxygen and breaths during cpr.", ">\n\nRight, but he was still getting oxygen in that time (forced into him by medical responders using a bvm - bag valve mask)", ">\n\nThis. From what I've read, so taking with a grain of salt, the body generally has a couple minutes worth of oxygenated blood when these cardiac events happen, so the amount of time Damar was without oxygen/blood circulation would be very minimal. He was also getting about the best emergency medical attention an American could get, with two dozen+ medical professionals on-site.", ">\n\nI stumbled on this story because I just finished the Elvis movie last night and wanted to see how she was doing 😔" ]

[ "People magazine is reporting that she has died.", ">\n\nJust saw it on the news at the bar, reporting dead. Sad how sometimes history repeats itself in odd ways", ">\n\nI wouldn't call it \"odd\", considering heart issues can be genetic, she has a history of multiple drug abuse, has been dealing with grief for the past two years, and has shown signs of being physically weak in the last months.\nI get what you're saying, but this doesn't come off like some horribly odd tragedy, it comes off like a horribly preventable tragedy.", ">\n\nHow does this come off as “preventable”?", ">\n\nDrugs are bad mmmkay", ">\n\nPriscilla has made a statement saying Lisa Marie passed. RIP.", ">\n\nFirst her husband, grandson, and now her daughter. No one deserves to lose that many people in their life.", ">\n\nIf you live long enough, you're going to lose a lot of loved ones. Priscilla is 77.", ">\n\nI'm a paramedic and have worked probably hundreds of cardiac arrests. I've gotten a pulse back on 5-10%. out of every 10 we get a pulse back, only 2-3 or so actually go home again neurologically intact. It all depends on how long they are down before cpr was started. I've had many patients that we got a pulse back on that were declared brain dead due to being down too long. \nThings look bad, but I wasn't involved and don't know details on her case, but odds are heavily against her.", ">\n\nI highly doubt he was without oxygen for 9 minutes considering how many medical personnel were there. Cpr was started within 2-3 minutes and we give oxygen and breaths during cpr.", ">\n\nRight, but he was still getting oxygen in that time (forced into him by medical responders using a bvm - bag valve mask)", ">\n\nThis. From what I've read, so taking with a grain of salt, the body generally has a couple minutes worth of oxygenated blood when these cardiac events happen, so the amount of time Damar was without oxygen/blood circulation would be very minimal. He was also getting about the best emergency medical attention an American could get, with two dozen+ medical professionals on-site.", ">\n\nI stumbled on this story because I just finished the Elvis movie last night and wanted to see how she was doing 😔", ">\n\nhow was the movie? I've been meaning to see it." ]

[ "People magazine is reporting that she has died.", ">\n\nJust saw it on the news at the bar, reporting dead. Sad how sometimes history repeats itself in odd ways", ">\n\nI wouldn't call it \"odd\", considering heart issues can be genetic, she has a history of multiple drug abuse, has been dealing with grief for the past two years, and has shown signs of being physically weak in the last months.\nI get what you're saying, but this doesn't come off like some horribly odd tragedy, it comes off like a horribly preventable tragedy.", ">\n\nHow does this come off as “preventable”?", ">\n\nDrugs are bad mmmkay", ">\n\nPriscilla has made a statement saying Lisa Marie passed. RIP.", ">\n\nFirst her husband, grandson, and now her daughter. No one deserves to lose that many people in their life.", ">\n\nIf you live long enough, you're going to lose a lot of loved ones. Priscilla is 77.", ">\n\nI'm a paramedic and have worked probably hundreds of cardiac arrests. I've gotten a pulse back on 5-10%. out of every 10 we get a pulse back, only 2-3 or so actually go home again neurologically intact. It all depends on how long they are down before cpr was started. I've had many patients that we got a pulse back on that were declared brain dead due to being down too long. \nThings look bad, but I wasn't involved and don't know details on her case, but odds are heavily against her.", ">\n\nI highly doubt he was without oxygen for 9 minutes considering how many medical personnel were there. Cpr was started within 2-3 minutes and we give oxygen and breaths during cpr.", ">\n\nRight, but he was still getting oxygen in that time (forced into him by medical responders using a bvm - bag valve mask)", ">\n\nThis. From what I've read, so taking with a grain of salt, the body generally has a couple minutes worth of oxygenated blood when these cardiac events happen, so the amount of time Damar was without oxygen/blood circulation would be very minimal. He was also getting about the best emergency medical attention an American could get, with two dozen+ medical professionals on-site.", ">\n\nI stumbled on this story because I just finished the Elvis movie last night and wanted to see how she was doing 😔", ">\n\nhow was the movie? I've been meaning to see it.", ">\n\nIt's... Ok.\nThe guy who plays Elvis is awesome (and was very funny/charming on a recent SNL episode.)\nBut then in strolls Tom Hanks looking and acting like more a cartoon character than he did in Polar Express. Hanks performance doesn't really work, and it's a bit of a mess. It also suffers from the Baz Luhrman problem where he inserts hip-hop in to eras that don't call for it. There's some really weird remixing of Elvis songs going on.\nOverall I'd give it a 2.5 out of 5." ]

[ "People magazine is reporting that she has died.", ">\n\nJust saw it on the news at the bar, reporting dead. Sad how sometimes history repeats itself in odd ways", ">\n\nI wouldn't call it \"odd\", considering heart issues can be genetic, she has a history of multiple drug abuse, has been dealing with grief for the past two years, and has shown signs of being physically weak in the last months.\nI get what you're saying, but this doesn't come off like some horribly odd tragedy, it comes off like a horribly preventable tragedy.", ">\n\nHow does this come off as “preventable”?", ">\n\nDrugs are bad mmmkay", ">\n\nPriscilla has made a statement saying Lisa Marie passed. RIP.", ">\n\nFirst her husband, grandson, and now her daughter. No one deserves to lose that many people in their life.", ">\n\nIf you live long enough, you're going to lose a lot of loved ones. Priscilla is 77.", ">\n\nI'm a paramedic and have worked probably hundreds of cardiac arrests. I've gotten a pulse back on 5-10%. out of every 10 we get a pulse back, only 2-3 or so actually go home again neurologically intact. It all depends on how long they are down before cpr was started. I've had many patients that we got a pulse back on that were declared brain dead due to being down too long. \nThings look bad, but I wasn't involved and don't know details on her case, but odds are heavily against her.", ">\n\nI highly doubt he was without oxygen for 9 minutes considering how many medical personnel were there. Cpr was started within 2-3 minutes and we give oxygen and breaths during cpr.", ">\n\nRight, but he was still getting oxygen in that time (forced into him by medical responders using a bvm - bag valve mask)", ">\n\nThis. From what I've read, so taking with a grain of salt, the body generally has a couple minutes worth of oxygenated blood when these cardiac events happen, so the amount of time Damar was without oxygen/blood circulation would be very minimal. He was also getting about the best emergency medical attention an American could get, with two dozen+ medical professionals on-site.", ">\n\nI stumbled on this story because I just finished the Elvis movie last night and wanted to see how she was doing 😔", ">\n\nhow was the movie? I've been meaning to see it.", ">\n\nIt's... Ok.\nThe guy who plays Elvis is awesome (and was very funny/charming on a recent SNL episode.)\nBut then in strolls Tom Hanks looking and acting like more a cartoon character than he did in Polar Express. Hanks performance doesn't really work, and it's a bit of a mess. It also suffers from the Baz Luhrman problem where he inserts hip-hop in to eras that don't call for it. There's some really weird remixing of Elvis songs going on.\nOverall I'd give it a 2.5 out of 5.", ">\n\nI imagine Hanks' performance can also be due to Luhrmann's direction. Moulin Rouge is actually in my top 5 favorite movies (hush) and most of the characters in it are as you described Hanks as being. And I think it works fine in Moulin Rouge, but it sounds bad for a biopic. Still want to see it, though." ]

[ "People magazine is reporting that she has died.", ">\n\nJust saw it on the news at the bar, reporting dead. Sad how sometimes history repeats itself in odd ways", ">\n\nI wouldn't call it \"odd\", considering heart issues can be genetic, she has a history of multiple drug abuse, has been dealing with grief for the past two years, and has shown signs of being physically weak in the last months.\nI get what you're saying, but this doesn't come off like some horribly odd tragedy, it comes off like a horribly preventable tragedy.", ">\n\nHow does this come off as “preventable”?", ">\n\nDrugs are bad mmmkay", ">\n\nPriscilla has made a statement saying Lisa Marie passed. RIP.", ">\n\nFirst her husband, grandson, and now her daughter. No one deserves to lose that many people in their life.", ">\n\nIf you live long enough, you're going to lose a lot of loved ones. Priscilla is 77.", ">\n\nI'm a paramedic and have worked probably hundreds of cardiac arrests. I've gotten a pulse back on 5-10%. out of every 10 we get a pulse back, only 2-3 or so actually go home again neurologically intact. It all depends on how long they are down before cpr was started. I've had many patients that we got a pulse back on that were declared brain dead due to being down too long. \nThings look bad, but I wasn't involved and don't know details on her case, but odds are heavily against her.", ">\n\nI highly doubt he was without oxygen for 9 minutes considering how many medical personnel were there. Cpr was started within 2-3 minutes and we give oxygen and breaths during cpr.", ">\n\nRight, but he was still getting oxygen in that time (forced into him by medical responders using a bvm - bag valve mask)", ">\n\nThis. From what I've read, so taking with a grain of salt, the body generally has a couple minutes worth of oxygenated blood when these cardiac events happen, so the amount of time Damar was without oxygen/blood circulation would be very minimal. He was also getting about the best emergency medical attention an American could get, with two dozen+ medical professionals on-site.", ">\n\nI stumbled on this story because I just finished the Elvis movie last night and wanted to see how she was doing 😔", ">\n\nhow was the movie? I've been meaning to see it.", ">\n\nIt's... Ok.\nThe guy who plays Elvis is awesome (and was very funny/charming on a recent SNL episode.)\nBut then in strolls Tom Hanks looking and acting like more a cartoon character than he did in Polar Express. Hanks performance doesn't really work, and it's a bit of a mess. It also suffers from the Baz Luhrman problem where he inserts hip-hop in to eras that don't call for it. There's some really weird remixing of Elvis songs going on.\nOverall I'd give it a 2.5 out of 5.", ">\n\nI imagine Hanks' performance can also be due to Luhrmann's direction. Moulin Rouge is actually in my top 5 favorite movies (hush) and most of the characters in it are as you described Hanks as being. And I think it works fine in Moulin Rouge, but it sounds bad for a biopic. Still want to see it, though.", ">\n\nIt's a good film and there was nothing wrong with Hanks' performance." ]

[ "People magazine is reporting that she has died.", ">\n\nJust saw it on the news at the bar, reporting dead. Sad how sometimes history repeats itself in odd ways", ">\n\nI wouldn't call it \"odd\", considering heart issues can be genetic, she has a history of multiple drug abuse, has been dealing with grief for the past two years, and has shown signs of being physically weak in the last months.\nI get what you're saying, but this doesn't come off like some horribly odd tragedy, it comes off like a horribly preventable tragedy.", ">\n\nHow does this come off as “preventable”?", ">\n\nDrugs are bad mmmkay", ">\n\nPriscilla has made a statement saying Lisa Marie passed. RIP.", ">\n\nFirst her husband, grandson, and now her daughter. No one deserves to lose that many people in their life.", ">\n\nIf you live long enough, you're going to lose a lot of loved ones. Priscilla is 77.", ">\n\nI'm a paramedic and have worked probably hundreds of cardiac arrests. I've gotten a pulse back on 5-10%. out of every 10 we get a pulse back, only 2-3 or so actually go home again neurologically intact. It all depends on how long they are down before cpr was started. I've had many patients that we got a pulse back on that were declared brain dead due to being down too long. \nThings look bad, but I wasn't involved and don't know details on her case, but odds are heavily against her.", ">\n\nI highly doubt he was without oxygen for 9 minutes considering how many medical personnel were there. Cpr was started within 2-3 minutes and we give oxygen and breaths during cpr.", ">\n\nRight, but he was still getting oxygen in that time (forced into him by medical responders using a bvm - bag valve mask)", ">\n\nThis. From what I've read, so taking with a grain of salt, the body generally has a couple minutes worth of oxygenated blood when these cardiac events happen, so the amount of time Damar was without oxygen/blood circulation would be very minimal. He was also getting about the best emergency medical attention an American could get, with two dozen+ medical professionals on-site.", ">\n\nI stumbled on this story because I just finished the Elvis movie last night and wanted to see how she was doing 😔", ">\n\nhow was the movie? I've been meaning to see it.", ">\n\nIt's... Ok.\nThe guy who plays Elvis is awesome (and was very funny/charming on a recent SNL episode.)\nBut then in strolls Tom Hanks looking and acting like more a cartoon character than he did in Polar Express. Hanks performance doesn't really work, and it's a bit of a mess. It also suffers from the Baz Luhrman problem where he inserts hip-hop in to eras that don't call for it. There's some really weird remixing of Elvis songs going on.\nOverall I'd give it a 2.5 out of 5.", ">\n\nI imagine Hanks' performance can also be due to Luhrmann's direction. Moulin Rouge is actually in my top 5 favorite movies (hush) and most of the characters in it are as you described Hanks as being. And I think it works fine in Moulin Rouge, but it sounds bad for a biopic. Still want to see it, though.", ">\n\nIt's a good film and there was nothing wrong with Hanks' performance.", ">\n\nGood to know. I'm a bit of a Luhrmann completionist, but I fully recognize his faults and missteps (Australia was haaaaard to sit through) and it was easy to picture Hanks with cartooney vibes. I think I'll actually watch it tonight, it keeps falling off my radar." ]