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[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!", ">\n\nRepublican projection has never been stronger. If you clip out all context / names from what Comer said I would have guessed he was talking about Trump. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. \nWe're truly living in a dark comedy." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!", ">\n\nRepublican projection has never been stronger. If you clip out all context / names from what Comer said I would have guessed he was talking about Trump. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. \nWe're truly living in a dark comedy.", ">\n\nIt’s a massive dong, too." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!", ">\n\nRepublican projection has never been stronger. If you clip out all context / names from what Comer said I would have guessed he was talking about Trump. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. \nWe're truly living in a dark comedy.", ">\n\nIt’s a massive dong, too.", ">\n\nThe GOP are just a bunch of D-Hunters when it comes to Hunters -D" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!", ">\n\nRepublican projection has never been stronger. If you clip out all context / names from what Comer said I would have guessed he was talking about Trump. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. \nWe're truly living in a dark comedy.", ">\n\nIt’s a massive dong, too.", ">\n\nThe GOP are just a bunch of D-Hunters when it comes to Hunters -D", ">\n\nHunter's dick is woke." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!", ">\n\nRepublican projection has never been stronger. If you clip out all context / names from what Comer said I would have guessed he was talking about Trump. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. \nWe're truly living in a dark comedy.", ">\n\nIt’s a massive dong, too.", ">\n\nThe GOP are just a bunch of D-Hunters when it comes to Hunters -D", ">\n\nHunter's dick is woke.", ">\n\nSo they all wanted Hunter Biden dick picks public. Aren't these the homophobic ilk? Hmmmm.." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!", ">\n\nRepublican projection has never been stronger. If you clip out all context / names from what Comer said I would have guessed he was talking about Trump. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. \nWe're truly living in a dark comedy.", ">\n\nIt’s a massive dong, too.", ">\n\nThe GOP are just a bunch of D-Hunters when it comes to Hunters -D", ">\n\nHunter's dick is woke.", ">\n\nSo they all wanted Hunter Biden dick picks public. Aren't these the homophobic ilk? Hmmmm..", ">\n\nMore like \"Thick Pics\", amirite?\nAm I right? I really don't know." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!", ">\n\nRepublican projection has never been stronger. If you clip out all context / names from what Comer said I would have guessed he was talking about Trump. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. \nWe're truly living in a dark comedy.", ">\n\nIt’s a massive dong, too.", ">\n\nThe GOP are just a bunch of D-Hunters when it comes to Hunters -D", ">\n\nHunter's dick is woke.", ">\n\nSo they all wanted Hunter Biden dick picks public. Aren't these the homophobic ilk? Hmmmm..", ">\n\nMore like \"Thick Pics\", amirite?\nAm I right? I really don't know.", ">\n\nMade them realize the implications of owning guns and big trucks are 100% correct, so OBVIOUSLY they need to spend millions of dollars on investigations.\nDuh." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!", ">\n\nRepublican projection has never been stronger. If you clip out all context / names from what Comer said I would have guessed he was talking about Trump. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. \nWe're truly living in a dark comedy.", ">\n\nIt’s a massive dong, too.", ">\n\nThe GOP are just a bunch of D-Hunters when it comes to Hunters -D", ">\n\nHunter's dick is woke.", ">\n\nSo they all wanted Hunter Biden dick picks public. Aren't these the homophobic ilk? Hmmmm..", ">\n\nMore like \"Thick Pics\", amirite?\nAm I right? I really don't know.", ">\n\nMade them realize the implications of owning guns and big trucks are 100% correct, so OBVIOUSLY they need to spend millions of dollars on investigations.\nDuh.", ">\n\nSounds like 'lots of theories, but no proof' from over here." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!", ">\n\nRepublican projection has never been stronger. If you clip out all context / names from what Comer said I would have guessed he was talking about Trump. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. \nWe're truly living in a dark comedy.", ">\n\nIt’s a massive dong, too.", ">\n\nThe GOP are just a bunch of D-Hunters when it comes to Hunters -D", ">\n\nHunter's dick is woke.", ">\n\nSo they all wanted Hunter Biden dick picks public. Aren't these the homophobic ilk? Hmmmm..", ">\n\nMore like \"Thick Pics\", amirite?\nAm I right? I really don't know.", ">\n\nMade them realize the implications of owning guns and big trucks are 100% correct, so OBVIOUSLY they need to spend millions of dollars on investigations.\nDuh.", ">\n\nSounds like 'lots of theories, but no proof' from over here.", ">\n\nI have to deal with one of them regularly. He can't stop talking about gay folk, transgenders, and black folk. I keep asking him why he spends so much time thinking about other guys dicks, and he never answers, just walks away." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!", ">\n\nRepublican projection has never been stronger. If you clip out all context / names from what Comer said I would have guessed he was talking about Trump. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. \nWe're truly living in a dark comedy.", ">\n\nIt’s a massive dong, too.", ">\n\nThe GOP are just a bunch of D-Hunters when it comes to Hunters -D", ">\n\nHunter's dick is woke.", ">\n\nSo they all wanted Hunter Biden dick picks public. Aren't these the homophobic ilk? Hmmmm..", ">\n\nMore like \"Thick Pics\", amirite?\nAm I right? I really don't know.", ">\n\nMade them realize the implications of owning guns and big trucks are 100% correct, so OBVIOUSLY they need to spend millions of dollars on investigations.\nDuh.", ">\n\nSounds like 'lots of theories, but no proof' from over here.", ">\n\nI have to deal with one of them regularly. He can't stop talking about gay folk, transgenders, and black folk. I keep asking him why he spends so much time thinking about other guys dicks, and he never answers, just walks away.", ">\n\nGood thing I didn't elect Hunter Biden nor was he ever appointed to any position of power in the united states government." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!", ">\n\nRepublican projection has never been stronger. If you clip out all context / names from what Comer said I would have guessed he was talking about Trump. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. \nWe're truly living in a dark comedy.", ">\n\nIt’s a massive dong, too.", ">\n\nThe GOP are just a bunch of D-Hunters when it comes to Hunters -D", ">\n\nHunter's dick is woke.", ">\n\nSo they all wanted Hunter Biden dick picks public. Aren't these the homophobic ilk? Hmmmm..", ">\n\nMore like \"Thick Pics\", amirite?\nAm I right? I really don't know.", ">\n\nMade them realize the implications of owning guns and big trucks are 100% correct, so OBVIOUSLY they need to spend millions of dollars on investigations.\nDuh.", ">\n\nSounds like 'lots of theories, but no proof' from over here.", ">\n\nI have to deal with one of them regularly. He can't stop talking about gay folk, transgenders, and black folk. I keep asking him why he spends so much time thinking about other guys dicks, and he never answers, just walks away.", ">\n\nGood thing I didn't elect Hunter Biden nor was he ever appointed to any position of power in the united states government.", ">\n\nThat headline\nmy heart can't take such beauty" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!", ">\n\nRepublican projection has never been stronger. If you clip out all context / names from what Comer said I would have guessed he was talking about Trump. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. \nWe're truly living in a dark comedy.", ">\n\nIt’s a massive dong, too.", ">\n\nThe GOP are just a bunch of D-Hunters when it comes to Hunters -D", ">\n\nHunter's dick is woke.", ">\n\nSo they all wanted Hunter Biden dick picks public. Aren't these the homophobic ilk? Hmmmm..", ">\n\nMore like \"Thick Pics\", amirite?\nAm I right? I really don't know.", ">\n\nMade them realize the implications of owning guns and big trucks are 100% correct, so OBVIOUSLY they need to spend millions of dollars on investigations.\nDuh.", ">\n\nSounds like 'lots of theories, but no proof' from over here.", ">\n\nI have to deal with one of them regularly. He can't stop talking about gay folk, transgenders, and black folk. I keep asking him why he spends so much time thinking about other guys dicks, and he never answers, just walks away.", ">\n\nGood thing I didn't elect Hunter Biden nor was he ever appointed to any position of power in the united states government.", ">\n\nThat headline\nmy heart can't take such beauty", ">\n\nSomeone watched that episode of the Wire" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!", ">\n\nRepublican projection has never been stronger. If you clip out all context / names from what Comer said I would have guessed he was talking about Trump. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. \nWe're truly living in a dark comedy.", ">\n\nIt’s a massive dong, too.", ">\n\nThe GOP are just a bunch of D-Hunters when it comes to Hunters -D", ">\n\nHunter's dick is woke.", ">\n\nSo they all wanted Hunter Biden dick picks public. Aren't these the homophobic ilk? Hmmmm..", ">\n\nMore like \"Thick Pics\", amirite?\nAm I right? I really don't know.", ">\n\nMade them realize the implications of owning guns and big trucks are 100% correct, so OBVIOUSLY they need to spend millions of dollars on investigations.\nDuh.", ">\n\nSounds like 'lots of theories, but no proof' from over here.", ">\n\nI have to deal with one of them regularly. He can't stop talking about gay folk, transgenders, and black folk. I keep asking him why he spends so much time thinking about other guys dicks, and he never answers, just walks away.", ">\n\nGood thing I didn't elect Hunter Biden nor was he ever appointed to any position of power in the united states government.", ">\n\nThat headline\nmy heart can't take such beauty", ">\n\nSomeone watched that episode of the Wire", ">\n\nGlad it gets them so excited." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!", ">\n\nRepublican projection has never been stronger. If you clip out all context / names from what Comer said I would have guessed he was talking about Trump. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. \nWe're truly living in a dark comedy.", ">\n\nIt’s a massive dong, too.", ">\n\nThe GOP are just a bunch of D-Hunters when it comes to Hunters -D", ">\n\nHunter's dick is woke.", ">\n\nSo they all wanted Hunter Biden dick picks public. Aren't these the homophobic ilk? Hmmmm..", ">\n\nMore like \"Thick Pics\", amirite?\nAm I right? I really don't know.", ">\n\nMade them realize the implications of owning guns and big trucks are 100% correct, so OBVIOUSLY they need to spend millions of dollars on investigations.\nDuh.", ">\n\nSounds like 'lots of theories, but no proof' from over here.", ">\n\nI have to deal with one of them regularly. He can't stop talking about gay folk, transgenders, and black folk. I keep asking him why he spends so much time thinking about other guys dicks, and he never answers, just walks away.", ">\n\nGood thing I didn't elect Hunter Biden nor was he ever appointed to any position of power in the united states government.", ">\n\nThat headline\nmy heart can't take such beauty", ">\n\nSomeone watched that episode of the Wire", ">\n\nGlad it gets them so excited.", ">\n\nThe logical endgame for Republicans is one 73-year-old billionaire stroking out while screaming \"LIBERAL!\" at his mirror." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!", ">\n\nRepublican projection has never been stronger. If you clip out all context / names from what Comer said I would have guessed he was talking about Trump. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. \nWe're truly living in a dark comedy.", ">\n\nIt’s a massive dong, too.", ">\n\nThe GOP are just a bunch of D-Hunters when it comes to Hunters -D", ">\n\nHunter's dick is woke.", ">\n\nSo they all wanted Hunter Biden dick picks public. Aren't these the homophobic ilk? Hmmmm..", ">\n\nMore like \"Thick Pics\", amirite?\nAm I right? I really don't know.", ">\n\nMade them realize the implications of owning guns and big trucks are 100% correct, so OBVIOUSLY they need to spend millions of dollars on investigations.\nDuh.", ">\n\nSounds like 'lots of theories, but no proof' from over here.", ">\n\nI have to deal with one of them regularly. He can't stop talking about gay folk, transgenders, and black folk. I keep asking him why he spends so much time thinking about other guys dicks, and he never answers, just walks away.", ">\n\nGood thing I didn't elect Hunter Biden nor was he ever appointed to any position of power in the united states government.", ">\n\nThat headline\nmy heart can't take such beauty", ">\n\nSomeone watched that episode of the Wire", ">\n\nGlad it gets them so excited.", ">\n\nThe logical endgame for Republicans is one 73-year-old billionaire stroking out while screaming \"LIBERAL!\" at his mirror.", ">\n\nHow big is Hunter’s junk? Rep. Comer will certainly get a handle on it." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!", ">\n\nRepublican projection has never been stronger. If you clip out all context / names from what Comer said I would have guessed he was talking about Trump. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. \nWe're truly living in a dark comedy.", ">\n\nIt’s a massive dong, too.", ">\n\nThe GOP are just a bunch of D-Hunters when it comes to Hunters -D", ">\n\nHunter's dick is woke.", ">\n\nSo they all wanted Hunter Biden dick picks public. Aren't these the homophobic ilk? Hmmmm..", ">\n\nMore like \"Thick Pics\", amirite?\nAm I right? I really don't know.", ">\n\nMade them realize the implications of owning guns and big trucks are 100% correct, so OBVIOUSLY they need to spend millions of dollars on investigations.\nDuh.", ">\n\nSounds like 'lots of theories, but no proof' from over here.", ">\n\nI have to deal with one of them regularly. He can't stop talking about gay folk, transgenders, and black folk. I keep asking him why he spends so much time thinking about other guys dicks, and he never answers, just walks away.", ">\n\nGood thing I didn't elect Hunter Biden nor was he ever appointed to any position of power in the united states government.", ">\n\nThat headline\nmy heart can't take such beauty", ">\n\nSomeone watched that episode of the Wire", ">\n\nGlad it gets them so excited.", ">\n\nThe logical endgame for Republicans is one 73-year-old billionaire stroking out while screaming \"LIBERAL!\" at his mirror.", ">\n\nHow big is Hunter’s junk? Rep. Comer will certainly get a handle on it.", ">\n\nSo umm, where are these pics? Asking for a friend." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!", ">\n\nRepublican projection has never been stronger. If you clip out all context / names from what Comer said I would have guessed he was talking about Trump. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. \nWe're truly living in a dark comedy.", ">\n\nIt’s a massive dong, too.", ">\n\nThe GOP are just a bunch of D-Hunters when it comes to Hunters -D", ">\n\nHunter's dick is woke.", ">\n\nSo they all wanted Hunter Biden dick picks public. Aren't these the homophobic ilk? Hmmmm..", ">\n\nMore like \"Thick Pics\", amirite?\nAm I right? I really don't know.", ">\n\nMade them realize the implications of owning guns and big trucks are 100% correct, so OBVIOUSLY they need to spend millions of dollars on investigations.\nDuh.", ">\n\nSounds like 'lots of theories, but no proof' from over here.", ">\n\nI have to deal with one of them regularly. He can't stop talking about gay folk, transgenders, and black folk. I keep asking him why he spends so much time thinking about other guys dicks, and he never answers, just walks away.", ">\n\nGood thing I didn't elect Hunter Biden nor was he ever appointed to any position of power in the united states government.", ">\n\nThat headline\nmy heart can't take such beauty", ">\n\nSomeone watched that episode of the Wire", ">\n\nGlad it gets them so excited.", ">\n\nThe logical endgame for Republicans is one 73-year-old billionaire stroking out while screaming \"LIBERAL!\" at his mirror.", ">\n\nHow big is Hunter’s junk? Rep. Comer will certainly get a handle on it.", ">\n\nSo umm, where are these pics? Asking for a friend.", ">\n\nHas any of the information ever been independently verified as belonging to Hunter Biden. I know Mike Lindell and Steve Bannon have asserted this, but would not exactly call either of them a credible source." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!", ">\n\nRepublican projection has never been stronger. If you clip out all context / names from what Comer said I would have guessed he was talking about Trump. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. \nWe're truly living in a dark comedy.", ">\n\nIt’s a massive dong, too.", ">\n\nThe GOP are just a bunch of D-Hunters when it comes to Hunters -D", ">\n\nHunter's dick is woke.", ">\n\nSo they all wanted Hunter Biden dick picks public. Aren't these the homophobic ilk? Hmmmm..", ">\n\nMore like \"Thick Pics\", amirite?\nAm I right? I really don't know.", ">\n\nMade them realize the implications of owning guns and big trucks are 100% correct, so OBVIOUSLY they need to spend millions of dollars on investigations.\nDuh.", ">\n\nSounds like 'lots of theories, but no proof' from over here.", ">\n\nI have to deal with one of them regularly. He can't stop talking about gay folk, transgenders, and black folk. I keep asking him why he spends so much time thinking about other guys dicks, and he never answers, just walks away.", ">\n\nGood thing I didn't elect Hunter Biden nor was he ever appointed to any position of power in the united states government.", ">\n\nThat headline\nmy heart can't take such beauty", ">\n\nSomeone watched that episode of the Wire", ">\n\nGlad it gets them so excited.", ">\n\nThe logical endgame for Republicans is one 73-year-old billionaire stroking out while screaming \"LIBERAL!\" at his mirror.", ">\n\nHow big is Hunter’s junk? Rep. Comer will certainly get a handle on it.", ">\n\nSo umm, where are these pics? Asking for a friend.", ">\n\nHas any of the information ever been independently verified as belonging to Hunter Biden. I know Mike Lindell and Steve Bannon have asserted this, but would not exactly call either of them a credible source.", ">\n\nWell there you have it, irrefutable proof that merely removing Trump wasn't going to get the stupid out of politics: only the symptom was treated" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!", ">\n\nRepublican projection has never been stronger. If you clip out all context / names from what Comer said I would have guessed he was talking about Trump. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. \nWe're truly living in a dark comedy.", ">\n\nIt’s a massive dong, too.", ">\n\nThe GOP are just a bunch of D-Hunters when it comes to Hunters -D", ">\n\nHunter's dick is woke.", ">\n\nSo they all wanted Hunter Biden dick picks public. Aren't these the homophobic ilk? Hmmmm..", ">\n\nMore like \"Thick Pics\", amirite?\nAm I right? I really don't know.", ">\n\nMade them realize the implications of owning guns and big trucks are 100% correct, so OBVIOUSLY they need to spend millions of dollars on investigations.\nDuh.", ">\n\nSounds like 'lots of theories, but no proof' from over here.", ">\n\nI have to deal with one of them regularly. He can't stop talking about gay folk, transgenders, and black folk. I keep asking him why he spends so much time thinking about other guys dicks, and he never answers, just walks away.", ">\n\nGood thing I didn't elect Hunter Biden nor was he ever appointed to any position of power in the united states government.", ">\n\nThat headline\nmy heart can't take such beauty", ">\n\nSomeone watched that episode of the Wire", ">\n\nGlad it gets them so excited.", ">\n\nThe logical endgame for Republicans is one 73-year-old billionaire stroking out while screaming \"LIBERAL!\" at his mirror.", ">\n\nHow big is Hunter’s junk? Rep. Comer will certainly get a handle on it.", ">\n\nSo umm, where are these pics? Asking for a friend.", ">\n\nHas any of the information ever been independently verified as belonging to Hunter Biden. I know Mike Lindell and Steve Bannon have asserted this, but would not exactly call either of them a credible source.", ">\n\nWell there you have it, irrefutable proof that merely removing Trump wasn't going to get the stupid out of politics: only the symptom was treated", ">\n\nWhat’s tumescene? (No I didn’t mean time scene, spell check)" ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!", ">\n\nRepublican projection has never been stronger. If you clip out all context / names from what Comer said I would have guessed he was talking about Trump. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. \nWe're truly living in a dark comedy.", ">\n\nIt’s a massive dong, too.", ">\n\nThe GOP are just a bunch of D-Hunters when it comes to Hunters -D", ">\n\nHunter's dick is woke.", ">\n\nSo they all wanted Hunter Biden dick picks public. Aren't these the homophobic ilk? Hmmmm..", ">\n\nMore like \"Thick Pics\", amirite?\nAm I right? I really don't know.", ">\n\nMade them realize the implications of owning guns and big trucks are 100% correct, so OBVIOUSLY they need to spend millions of dollars on investigations.\nDuh.", ">\n\nSounds like 'lots of theories, but no proof' from over here.", ">\n\nI have to deal with one of them regularly. He can't stop talking about gay folk, transgenders, and black folk. I keep asking him why he spends so much time thinking about other guys dicks, and he never answers, just walks away.", ">\n\nGood thing I didn't elect Hunter Biden nor was he ever appointed to any position of power in the united states government.", ">\n\nThat headline\nmy heart can't take such beauty", ">\n\nSomeone watched that episode of the Wire", ">\n\nGlad it gets them so excited.", ">\n\nThe logical endgame for Republicans is one 73-year-old billionaire stroking out while screaming \"LIBERAL!\" at his mirror.", ">\n\nHow big is Hunter’s junk? Rep. Comer will certainly get a handle on it.", ">\n\nSo umm, where are these pics? Asking for a friend.", ">\n\nHas any of the information ever been independently verified as belonging to Hunter Biden. I know Mike Lindell and Steve Bannon have asserted this, but would not exactly call either of them a credible source.", ">\n\nWell there you have it, irrefutable proof that merely removing Trump wasn't going to get the stupid out of politics: only the symptom was treated", ">\n\nWhat’s tumescene? (No I didn’t mean time scene, spell check)", ">\n\nNot sure what Tumescence means, but I'm going to guess \"jacking off furiously\" just from the context. Republicans are doing something to a dickpick. They're tumescensing." ]

[ "Just about every rightwing sub on reddit proves this headline true.", ">\n\n“I have PROOF that Hunter Biden cheated on a math test in high school! Finally we can impeach the president!”", ">\n\n“He wrote the answers on his erect penis. The proof is on his laptop!”", ">\n\n\"Where'd you hear that?\"\n\"Do yOuR OwN ReSeArCh\"", ">\n\n“gO lOoK aT yOuR oWn DiCkPiCs!!1!”", ">\n\nThat headline 😂", ">\n\nAnd the tag line: \"See a doctor if your state of laptop arousal lasts longer than two years.\"", ">\n\nthey do call it a hard drive", ">\n\nFor Republicans - it's 3 1/2 inch floppy.", ">\n\nLet's be honest, it's a microdisk", ">\n\nA defective one.", ">\n\nWith a virus", ">\n\nNever would think a bunch of decrepit men would put so much effort into trying to find pictures of penises", ">\n\nYou're not familiar with republicans?\nMaybe Matt Schlapp can help you out", ">\n\nMaybe Matt can help you Schlapp it out", ">\n\nDoes the GOP really expect the American people to swallow this big load of nothing spewing from their members?", ">\n\nNot all of them, just enough to scam more money from stupid people.", ">\n\nThe one's that do, really have a firm grip on this.", ">\n\nThe whole thing has their full attention. They have committees working night and day with the problem in hand. We all know they're not doing anything but putting forth a little lip service though.", ">\n\ndamn you.. take your upvote and never do it again!", ">\n\nI can't stop now, and the House won't either, and that'll be a problem for all of us. By the end, we're all going to feel worn out with full on Hunters dick fatigue. Because for the next two years, it's all we'll be hearing about. Whenever a Republican opens their mouth, you know \"Hunter Bidens dick\" is going to fall out of it. What worries me though is that the GOP may have prematurely came to a couple conclusions about the whole thing and really made a mess of it, and we the people will be left to mop up after they've finished.", ">\n\nI bet they still have copies of Anthony Wiener on their PCs.", ">\n\nBro.\nIt's Carlos. \nCarlos Danger. \n😐\n🤌🕶️\n😎", ">\n\nhad to look that one up\n​\ntumescence too͞-mĕs′əns, tyoo͞-noun \n\nA swelling or enlarging.\nA swollen condition.\nA swollen part or organ.\n\nI think its a synonym for \"erection\" in this context. :)", ">\n\nMy man over here never saw 10 Things I Hate About You and it shows 😂", ">\n\nIt was a bratwurst.", ">\n\nWhatever it was, keep it in your pouch 😂", ">\n\nSo what if Hunter Biden holds a press conference and says, \"Yes I had a laptop and on that laptop were pictures of my penis. Pics of my penis on my laptop existed. Thank you\"\nSo then Republicans will move to impeach Biden with a slam dunk case? I think. Politics are so confusing anymore.", ">\n\nThen they would use it as \"proof\" that all the child pornography they claimed and even photoshopped him into was real. \nBecause when no one cared about his dick pics, and no one cared about the pics of him (a known addict) smoking crack, that was where they went. The rumor mill started the old familiar pizzagate ~~chestnut~~ walnut about how it actually contained childporn and videos of him banging Obama's daughter. \nThe laptop is a catch all for every bullshit accusation made up by idiots online and spread by Facebook grandpas. \"Oh, so the laptop is real, you say, then obviously all that other made up bullshit about it is real too.\"", ">\n\nEven urologists don't think about penises as much as the Republican party does.", ">\n\nWhatever the Biden’s do, Trump did worse and he got a pass on everything from Republicans, so what is the big deal?", ">\n\nThat's exactly it. \nDid Hunter Biden get jobs because of his last name? Probably. \nDoes Clarence Thomas refuse to recuse himself from cases involving his wife? Yes. \nDid Ivanka Trump get a bunch of Chinese trademarks, while working in the White House and a federal employee? Absolutely. \nDid the Presidents company, which he still owned while in office, make deals in foreign countries? Yep. \nDid the President charge the federal government an exorbitant rate for his secret Service detail to stay at his properties? Yes again. \nHeck, Trump and his 3 oldest kids defrauded a charity, and are barred from being on the board of any charity. Nevermind, him and them all got jobs because of who their dad was. \nSo, yeah, Hunter is a little shady. Like a 2 on a 1 to 100. Meanwhile, MAGA nation defends the Trump family who are all in the 90s.", ">\n\nThe fact that Ivanka and Jared kushner were literally senior members of the White House administration without background checks tells you all you need to know about how they feel on document classification and data privacy standards\nYes they are hypocritical. We know that and need to ignore them and their bad faith arguments as much as possible.", ">\n\nOh, they had background checks. Kushners was fucking denied initially due to the results and trump bypassed it.", ">\n\nYeah, it was a big deal at the time. As it should be.", ">\n\nThey’re jealous because dude is hung", ">\n\nThis is what I think too lmao.\nGuys got a big dick.", ">\n\nLol \"Tumescence\". Now there's a word I haven't seen since I was 16 and flipping through my mother's romance novel collection.", ">\n\nWhen he gets subpoenaed, I hope he stands up, drops trou, and tells the committee to take a picture.", ">\n\nI guarantee Gym Jordan will demand to see it.", ">\n\nHunter Biden might be a hot mess, but he did lose his mom and sister in an awful car accident as a little kid, then watched his war veteran brother die horribly from a brain tumor. I know Biden is a public person, but I really wish these monsters would leave this poor family alone.", ">\n\nwhy didn't they care about the former first lady's nudie pics?\n/s", ">\n\nNo /s needed\nI could have gone my whole life without saying that I've seen that and yet they voted that family in regardless of their purported attempt to have family values\nFucking insane how low they brought the presidency", ">\n\nProjection at its finest. \n\nCommittee Republicans have uncovered evidence of federal crimes committed by, and to the benefit of, members of the president’s family. These include conspiracy or defrauding the united states, wire fraud, conspiracy to commit wire fraud, violation of the Foreign Agents Registration Act, violations of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, violations of the Trafficking Victims Protections Act, tax evasion, money laundering, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. The Biden Family’s business dealings implicate a wide range of criminality from human trafficking to potential violations of the Constitution.\n\nReplace Republicans with Democrats, and Biden with Trump.", ">\n\nFor the curious. The dick pic in question.", ">\n\nClownshow", ">\n\nSome care in politics about elections, the others want a big R instead.", ">\n\nAll the staff at businessinsider gnashing their teeth at the absolute home-run garbage headline.", ">\n\nYawn, republicans are desperate and want to distract people from reversing abortion rights and “George San Diego”.", ">\n\nAny plans for governing and tackling issues that affect the country? No, we’re going to focus on the President’s son’s dick pics and a laptop that proves Joe Biden was POTUS from 2016 till now oh and we’re doing tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy. That pretty much sums up GOP politics.", ">\n\nLol. They are absolutely worthless.", ">\n\nFor anyone else who had to look up \"tumescence\":\nthe quality or state of being tumescent. especially : readiness for sexual activity marked especially by vascular congestion of the sex organs.\nCool new word for me!", ">\n\nIn their defense I hear it’s spectacular. Just top notch D, who isn’t excited to see that beautiful monster in all its veiny glory?", ">\n\nAnd crickets on the criminal Trump children", ">\n\nHunter could rake in millions with an onlyfans account right now.", ">\n\ni've never really seen a group of guys worked up over a penis.", ">\n\nThis is all distracting nonsense enveloped in bad-faith arguments BUT…\nWhen the pics do come out I hope hunter has a massive knob. Again, not that it should matter but I just hope it’s just a 5th limb because for whatever insane reason that would bother a bunch of conservatives", ">\n\nThey have been on the internet since 2020. You can find them if you really care. Other posts I have read say it's a 5th limb.\nI think what they care about is that president Biden somehow abused his power to get them taken off Twitter? But revenge porn has always been against twitters TOS.", ">\n\nOk didn’t know they actually made it out thought it was stopped before that point. Thanks.\nSo again a bad faith argument in pretending it was an abuse of power by Biden\nEdit: also trump and Biden should have a hog-off because Biden being bigger would give trump a heart attack", ">\n\nGood grief, what a perfect example of \"trash\" media.", ">\n\nFirst it was all just Russian disinformation.\nThen it was unverified no chain of custody with probably a lot of fake content.\nNow were at it's definitely real, definitely his, but this controversy is all about dick pics, nothing more.\nI wonder where we'll finally wind up.", ">\n\nCrickets. We'll finally wind up with crickets.", ">\n\nI think we started with crickets. Many people saying that's all they heard. We've moved on from that.", ">\n\nIt's still crickets. There's no evidence of a crime, so nobody gives a fuck (Unless you're a right wing loon)", ">\n\nThat's not what many people are saying! Many many people, dozens!", ">\n\nWhile the investigation is clearly pointless, it doesn't really help anything to constantly describe it as them being upset over the dick picks. They are upset that Twitter went against their own policies and procedures to block stories about Hunter Biden that included more than just \"dick pics\". There's also good evidence that Twitter's policies specifically benefitted Democrats more than Republicans. \nIs a private company not following its own rules something Congress should investigate? No, not unless someone actually in government used some kind of force to make this happen, and Matt Taibbi's reporting on it was clear that there's no evidence of that. Twitter is protected by the First Amendment to use whatever moderation tools they want. \nSo, yeah this inquiry is just nonsense to try to make Biden look bad. But portraying it as these guys having a boner for Hunter dick pics is terrible journalism that pointlessly fuels division.", ">\n\n“There’s also good evidence that Twitter’s policies specifically benefited democrats more than republicans.”\nSuch as? We have only seen the requests made by democrats. We know the trump administration also made requests, but none of those requests have been made public. The only thing the Twitter files show, are normal communications from concerned parties requesting Twitter adhere to their policies regarding malicious content.", ">\n\nThere was reporting on how Twitter handled the banning or suppressing posts by more right-wing users. \nI'll take back \"good evidence\". That was too strong of a phrase. More like \"some indications\". \nI just wouldn't find this surprising. In the end, these moderation decisions are being made by people, and it seems reasonable to believe those people are more liberal than conservative. They have no major reason to be perfectly unbiased, so I'd assume moderation came down heavier on right-wing stuff than left-wing. \nI also don't see any of that as some major problem either. Its a private company. With its current leadership, I'd now assume that the balance has switched around, or massively cut back. \nAnyway, my main concern was presenting this as if it was about dick pics, which was never something anyone really cared about. What they did actually care about was also nothing, but journalists should at least present it that way.", ">\n\nBecause, of course, they are.", ">\n\n\"Give us the hog!!!\"", ">\n\nIs there really a \"dick\" pic out there of Hunter Biden? I see a lot of reference to it but haven't yet read where someone actually saw it. And, I might add, I live in a bubble, lol.", ">\n\nYes, a few.", ">\n\n\"Find out why every Republican is extremely excited about these hunter Biden dick pics (some representatives are calling him in private)\"", ">\n\nI think they are jealous that Hunter Biden has such a big dick.", ">\n\n\"My dick is approaching gigantic proportions and I have had many partners that said so. \" George Santos. / Probably", ">\n\nI will never read a batter headline that isn’t coming from the Onion.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the big D", ">\n\nThis comment section represents everything good with Reddit", ">\n\nRemember when “dick” was a bad word?", ">\n\nIt’s amazing how obsessed grown men are over a man’s dick. The dude is packing heat, and they’re foaming at the mouth over it", ">\n\nTumescence? That word is bigger than their hard ons!", ">\n\nI bet Boebert and Cawthorn would love to see it!", ">\n\nExcellent headline lol.", ">\n\nThis has to be one of the GOAT headlines on this sub.", ">\n\nBiden is our first 'boring' president in decades and they're not used to it. They're scrambling for something, anything they can use against him but nothing is sticking and it's hilarious.", ">\n\nRepublicans are obsessed with the entire country seeing Hunter's Dong. They are just having a hard time figuring out how to convince people its politically relevant.\nThats why their message went from \"OMG, Hunters dong!\" to \"Why are companies trying to keep Hunter's dong from us?\"", ">\n\nAy oh! I'm all tumescent ova'ere!!", ">\n\nI mean, GOP sure loves Hunters cock", ">\n\nActual video of the headline writer working on this title", ">\n\n\"It's not the heat, it's the tumidity.\" -- Aristophanes", ">\n\nAlas! The Republicans have found it! The artifact that explains everything wrong...from Covid to inflation..................weee dingies....the Republicans have found it!\nA picture of Hunter Biden's penis on his laptop. Stop the presses! Headline news.\nSend the picture to the FBI and announce indictments!\nSee, I told you they'd solve inflation!\nRight Repubs?", ">\n\nIt's not a toomah!", ">\n\nRepublican projection has never been stronger. If you clip out all context / names from what Comer said I would have guessed he was talking about Trump. I'm sure I'm not alone in that. \nWe're truly living in a dark comedy.", ">\n\nIt’s a massive dong, too.", ">\n\nThe GOP are just a bunch of D-Hunters when it comes to Hunters -D", ">\n\nHunter's dick is woke.", ">\n\nSo they all wanted Hunter Biden dick picks public. Aren't these the homophobic ilk? Hmmmm..", ">\n\nMore like \"Thick Pics\", amirite?\nAm I right? I really don't know.", ">\n\nMade them realize the implications of owning guns and big trucks are 100% correct, so OBVIOUSLY they need to spend millions of dollars on investigations.\nDuh.", ">\n\nSounds like 'lots of theories, but no proof' from over here.", ">\n\nI have to deal with one of them regularly. He can't stop talking about gay folk, transgenders, and black folk. I keep asking him why he spends so much time thinking about other guys dicks, and he never answers, just walks away.", ">\n\nGood thing I didn't elect Hunter Biden nor was he ever appointed to any position of power in the united states government.", ">\n\nThat headline\nmy heart can't take such beauty", ">\n\nSomeone watched that episode of the Wire", ">\n\nGlad it gets them so excited.", ">\n\nThe logical endgame for Republicans is one 73-year-old billionaire stroking out while screaming \"LIBERAL!\" at his mirror.", ">\n\nHow big is Hunter’s junk? Rep. Comer will certainly get a handle on it.", ">\n\nSo umm, where are these pics? Asking for a friend.", ">\n\nHas any of the information ever been independently verified as belonging to Hunter Biden. I know Mike Lindell and Steve Bannon have asserted this, but would not exactly call either of them a credible source.", ">\n\nWell there you have it, irrefutable proof that merely removing Trump wasn't going to get the stupid out of politics: only the symptom was treated", ">\n\nWhat’s tumescene? (No I didn’t mean time scene, spell check)", ">\n\nNot sure what Tumescence means, but I'm going to guess \"jacking off furiously\" just from the context. Republicans are doing something to a dickpick. They're tumescensing.", ">\n\nMeanwhile George Santos to head the committee on Hunter Biden's dick. Let there be no vein unturned, lest it all be done in vain." ]