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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too."
] |
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No, exactly 142,000. | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number."
] |
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lol, I believe him | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000."
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I mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve. | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him"
] |
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Ok. Let's start the change.org petition | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve."
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Liar. | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition"
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That's not what he said.
But he's still a liar that should go away. | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar."
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Republican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away."
] |
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So, Monday? | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool"
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?"
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His top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking. | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number"
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking."
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy"
] |
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I bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys? | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here"
] |
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After millions of signatures...
"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning" | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?"
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\""
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up."
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying."
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Where do I sign? | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t"
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?"
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I’ll sign that petition | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish"
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition"
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Where do I sign? | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?"
] |
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That sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again. | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?"
] |
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Well i mean his word is his bond. | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again."
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I’m asking you to resign. | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond."
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"he was clearly lying"
-- dave chapelle | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign."
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Well. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would. | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle"
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release his birth certificate. ! | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would."
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Im imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign. | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !"
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Damn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe... | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign."
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe..."
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I don’t believe you. | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!"
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then he will ask her said 142 million | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you."
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Depends on how much of a person he considers a person. | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million"
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GTFO!
There's one. | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person."
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one."
] |
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I feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie"
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes"
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142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?"
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules"
] |
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Where do i sign? | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?"
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142,000-ish is what he meant | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?",
">\n\nWhere do i sign?"
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?",
">\n\nWhere do i sign?",
">\n\n142,000-ish is what he meant"
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?",
">\n\nWhere do i sign?",
">\n\n142,000-ish is what he meant",
">\n\nWho's got a link to a list? Come on reddit this is what we trained for!"
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?",
">\n\nWhere do i sign?",
">\n\n142,000-ish is what he meant",
">\n\nWho's got a link to a list? Come on reddit this is what we trained for!",
">\n\nLike, on the money or will he reneg if it gets to 142,001?"
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I dont know who he is.
Where do I sign | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?",
">\n\nWhere do i sign?",
">\n\n142,000-ish is what he meant",
">\n\nWho's got a link to a list? Come on reddit this is what we trained for!",
">\n\nLike, on the money or will he reneg if it gets to 142,001?",
">\n\nNext week his name will be ‘Santos L. Halper’"
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?",
">\n\nWhere do i sign?",
">\n\n142,000-ish is what he meant",
">\n\nWho's got a link to a list? Come on reddit this is what we trained for!",
">\n\nLike, on the money or will he reneg if it gets to 142,001?",
">\n\nNext week his name will be ‘Santos L. Halper’",
">\n\nI dont know who he is.\nWhere do I sign"
] |
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His record states otherwise. Gonna need a prybar and a can of lubricant to get him outta there. | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?",
">\n\nWhere do i sign?",
">\n\n142,000-ish is what he meant",
">\n\nWho's got a link to a list? Come on reddit this is what we trained for!",
">\n\nLike, on the money or will he reneg if it gets to 142,001?",
">\n\nNext week his name will be ‘Santos L. Halper’",
">\n\nI dont know who he is.\nWhere do I sign",
">\n\nResign"
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?",
">\n\nWhere do i sign?",
">\n\n142,000-ish is what he meant",
">\n\nWho's got a link to a list? Come on reddit this is what we trained for!",
">\n\nLike, on the money or will he reneg if it gets to 142,001?",
">\n\nNext week his name will be ‘Santos L. Halper’",
">\n\nI dont know who he is.\nWhere do I sign",
">\n\nResign",
">\n\nHis record states otherwise. Gonna need a prybar and a can of lubricant to get him outta there."
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Am I missing something? Read they want him to resign for lying/fabricating his resume? Name any politician in the house, senate, White House that could pass a lie detector test about what they have told the public they were for or against. I’m not saying I like or don’t like the guy but if that’s all they got they should try harder. Like I said I could be missing something. | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?",
">\n\nWhere do i sign?",
">\n\n142,000-ish is what he meant",
">\n\nWho's got a link to a list? Come on reddit this is what we trained for!",
">\n\nLike, on the money or will he reneg if it gets to 142,001?",
">\n\nNext week his name will be ‘Santos L. Halper’",
">\n\nI dont know who he is.\nWhere do I sign",
">\n\nResign",
">\n\nHis record states otherwise. Gonna need a prybar and a can of lubricant to get him outta there.",
">\n\nHow do I ask the him resign? Hallelujah!"
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I could be missing something.
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?",
">\n\nWhere do i sign?",
">\n\n142,000-ish is what he meant",
">\n\nWho's got a link to a list? Come on reddit this is what we trained for!",
">\n\nLike, on the money or will he reneg if it gets to 142,001?",
">\n\nNext week his name will be ‘Santos L. Halper’",
">\n\nI dont know who he is.\nWhere do I sign",
">\n\nResign",
">\n\nHis record states otherwise. Gonna need a prybar and a can of lubricant to get him outta there.",
">\n\nHow do I ask the him resign? Hallelujah!",
">\n\nAm I missing something? Read they want him to resign for lying/fabricating his resume? Name any politician in the house, senate, White House that could pass a lie detector test about what they have told the public they were for or against. I’m not saying I like or don’t like the guy but if that’s all they got they should try harder. Like I said I could be missing something."
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?",
">\n\nWhere do i sign?",
">\n\n142,000-ish is what he meant",
">\n\nWho's got a link to a list? Come on reddit this is what we trained for!",
">\n\nLike, on the money or will he reneg if it gets to 142,001?",
">\n\nNext week his name will be ‘Santos L. Halper’",
">\n\nI dont know who he is.\nWhere do I sign",
">\n\nResign",
">\n\nHis record states otherwise. Gonna need a prybar and a can of lubricant to get him outta there.",
">\n\nHow do I ask the him resign? Hallelujah!",
">\n\nAm I missing something? Read they want him to resign for lying/fabricating his resume? Name any politician in the house, senate, White House that could pass a lie detector test about what they have told the public they were for or against. I’m not saying I like or don’t like the guy but if that’s all they got they should try harder. Like I said I could be missing something.",
">\n\n\nI could be missing something.\n\nYep."
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?",
">\n\nWhere do i sign?",
">\n\n142,000-ish is what he meant",
">\n\nWho's got a link to a list? Come on reddit this is what we trained for!",
">\n\nLike, on the money or will he reneg if it gets to 142,001?",
">\n\nNext week his name will be ‘Santos L. Halper’",
">\n\nI dont know who he is.\nWhere do I sign",
">\n\nResign",
">\n\nHis record states otherwise. Gonna need a prybar and a can of lubricant to get him outta there.",
">\n\nHow do I ask the him resign? Hallelujah!",
">\n\nAm I missing something? Read they want him to resign for lying/fabricating his resume? Name any politician in the house, senate, White House that could pass a lie detector test about what they have told the public they were for or against. I’m not saying I like or don’t like the guy but if that’s all they got they should try harder. Like I said I could be missing something.",
">\n\n\nI could be missing something.\n\nYep.",
">\n\nThat’s doable. Has anyone started the petition?"
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?",
">\n\nWhere do i sign?",
">\n\n142,000-ish is what he meant",
">\n\nWho's got a link to a list? Come on reddit this is what we trained for!",
">\n\nLike, on the money or will he reneg if it gets to 142,001?",
">\n\nNext week his name will be ‘Santos L. Halper’",
">\n\nI dont know who he is.\nWhere do I sign",
">\n\nResign",
">\n\nHis record states otherwise. Gonna need a prybar and a can of lubricant to get him outta there.",
">\n\nHow do I ask the him resign? Hallelujah!",
">\n\nAm I missing something? Read they want him to resign for lying/fabricating his resume? Name any politician in the house, senate, White House that could pass a lie detector test about what they have told the public they were for or against. I’m not saying I like or don’t like the guy but if that’s all they got they should try harder. Like I said I could be missing something.",
">\n\n\nI could be missing something.\n\nYep.",
">\n\nThat’s doable. Has anyone started the petition?",
">\n\nLet’s sound off.\n1"
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?",
">\n\nWhere do i sign?",
">\n\n142,000-ish is what he meant",
">\n\nWho's got a link to a list? Come on reddit this is what we trained for!",
">\n\nLike, on the money or will he reneg if it gets to 142,001?",
">\n\nNext week his name will be ‘Santos L. Halper’",
">\n\nI dont know who he is.\nWhere do I sign",
">\n\nResign",
">\n\nHis record states otherwise. Gonna need a prybar and a can of lubricant to get him outta there.",
">\n\nHow do I ask the him resign? Hallelujah!",
">\n\nAm I missing something? Read they want him to resign for lying/fabricating his resume? Name any politician in the house, senate, White House that could pass a lie detector test about what they have told the public they were for or against. I’m not saying I like or don’t like the guy but if that’s all they got they should try harder. Like I said I could be missing something.",
">\n\n\nI could be missing something.\n\nYep.",
">\n\nThat’s doable. Has anyone started the petition?",
">\n\nLet’s sound off.\n1",
">\n\nWhy 142k specifically? What an odd number"
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?",
">\n\nWhere do i sign?",
">\n\n142,000-ish is what he meant",
">\n\nWho's got a link to a list? Come on reddit this is what we trained for!",
">\n\nLike, on the money or will he reneg if it gets to 142,001?",
">\n\nNext week his name will be ‘Santos L. Halper’",
">\n\nI dont know who he is.\nWhere do I sign",
">\n\nResign",
">\n\nHis record states otherwise. Gonna need a prybar and a can of lubricant to get him outta there.",
">\n\nHow do I ask the him resign? Hallelujah!",
">\n\nAm I missing something? Read they want him to resign for lying/fabricating his resume? Name any politician in the house, senate, White House that could pass a lie detector test about what they have told the public they were for or against. I’m not saying I like or don’t like the guy but if that’s all they got they should try harder. Like I said I could be missing something.",
">\n\n\nI could be missing something.\n\nYep.",
">\n\nThat’s doable. Has anyone started the petition?",
">\n\nLet’s sound off.\n1",
">\n\nWhy 142k specifically? What an odd number",
">\n\nWhere do I send my request?"
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Responding in Burgundy: "I don't believe you." | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?",
">\n\nWhere do i sign?",
">\n\n142,000-ish is what he meant",
">\n\nWho's got a link to a list? Come on reddit this is what we trained for!",
">\n\nLike, on the money or will he reneg if it gets to 142,001?",
">\n\nNext week his name will be ‘Santos L. Halper’",
">\n\nI dont know who he is.\nWhere do I sign",
">\n\nResign",
">\n\nHis record states otherwise. Gonna need a prybar and a can of lubricant to get him outta there.",
">\n\nHow do I ask the him resign? Hallelujah!",
">\n\nAm I missing something? Read they want him to resign for lying/fabricating his resume? Name any politician in the house, senate, White House that could pass a lie detector test about what they have told the public they were for or against. I’m not saying I like or don’t like the guy but if that’s all they got they should try harder. Like I said I could be missing something.",
">\n\n\nI could be missing something.\n\nYep.",
">\n\nThat’s doable. Has anyone started the petition?",
">\n\nLet’s sound off.\n1",
">\n\nWhy 142k specifically? What an odd number",
">\n\nWhere do I send my request?",
">\n\nStand by for that number to be exponentially larger."
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?",
">\n\nWhere do i sign?",
">\n\n142,000-ish is what he meant",
">\n\nWho's got a link to a list? Come on reddit this is what we trained for!",
">\n\nLike, on the money or will he reneg if it gets to 142,001?",
">\n\nNext week his name will be ‘Santos L. Halper’",
">\n\nI dont know who he is.\nWhere do I sign",
">\n\nResign",
">\n\nHis record states otherwise. Gonna need a prybar and a can of lubricant to get him outta there.",
">\n\nHow do I ask the him resign? Hallelujah!",
">\n\nAm I missing something? Read they want him to resign for lying/fabricating his resume? Name any politician in the house, senate, White House that could pass a lie detector test about what they have told the public they were for or against. I’m not saying I like or don’t like the guy but if that’s all they got they should try harder. Like I said I could be missing something.",
">\n\n\nI could be missing something.\n\nYep.",
">\n\nThat’s doable. Has anyone started the petition?",
">\n\nLet’s sound off.\n1",
">\n\nWhy 142k specifically? What an odd number",
">\n\nWhere do I send my request?",
">\n\nStand by for that number to be exponentially larger.",
">\n\nResponding in Burgundy: \"I don't believe you.\""
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?",
">\n\nWhere do i sign?",
">\n\n142,000-ish is what he meant",
">\n\nWho's got a link to a list? Come on reddit this is what we trained for!",
">\n\nLike, on the money or will he reneg if it gets to 142,001?",
">\n\nNext week his name will be ‘Santos L. Halper’",
">\n\nI dont know who he is.\nWhere do I sign",
">\n\nResign",
">\n\nHis record states otherwise. Gonna need a prybar and a can of lubricant to get him outta there.",
">\n\nHow do I ask the him resign? Hallelujah!",
">\n\nAm I missing something? Read they want him to resign for lying/fabricating his resume? Name any politician in the house, senate, White House that could pass a lie detector test about what they have told the public they were for or against. I’m not saying I like or don’t like the guy but if that’s all they got they should try harder. Like I said I could be missing something.",
">\n\n\nI could be missing something.\n\nYep.",
">\n\nThat’s doable. Has anyone started the petition?",
">\n\nLet’s sound off.\n1",
">\n\nWhy 142k specifically? What an odd number",
">\n\nWhere do I send my request?",
">\n\nStand by for that number to be exponentially larger.",
">\n\nResponding in Burgundy: \"I don't believe you.\"",
">\n\nNarrator: \"He didn't.\""
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?",
">\n\nWhere do i sign?",
">\n\n142,000-ish is what he meant",
">\n\nWho's got a link to a list? Come on reddit this is what we trained for!",
">\n\nLike, on the money or will he reneg if it gets to 142,001?",
">\n\nNext week his name will be ‘Santos L. Halper’",
">\n\nI dont know who he is.\nWhere do I sign",
">\n\nResign",
">\n\nHis record states otherwise. Gonna need a prybar and a can of lubricant to get him outta there.",
">\n\nHow do I ask the him resign? Hallelujah!",
">\n\nAm I missing something? Read they want him to resign for lying/fabricating his resume? Name any politician in the house, senate, White House that could pass a lie detector test about what they have told the public they were for or against. I’m not saying I like or don’t like the guy but if that’s all they got they should try harder. Like I said I could be missing something.",
">\n\n\nI could be missing something.\n\nYep.",
">\n\nThat’s doable. Has anyone started the petition?",
">\n\nLet’s sound off.\n1",
">\n\nWhy 142k specifically? What an odd number",
">\n\nWhere do I send my request?",
">\n\nStand by for that number to be exponentially larger.",
">\n\nResponding in Burgundy: \"I don't believe you.\"",
">\n\nNarrator: \"He didn't.\"",
">\n\nWhere the fuck do I sign?"
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For what? I would love to hear it. | [
"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?",
">\n\nWhere do i sign?",
">\n\n142,000-ish is what he meant",
">\n\nWho's got a link to a list? Come on reddit this is what we trained for!",
">\n\nLike, on the money or will he reneg if it gets to 142,001?",
">\n\nNext week his name will be ‘Santos L. Halper’",
">\n\nI dont know who he is.\nWhere do I sign",
">\n\nResign",
">\n\nHis record states otherwise. Gonna need a prybar and a can of lubricant to get him outta there.",
">\n\nHow do I ask the him resign? Hallelujah!",
">\n\nAm I missing something? Read they want him to resign for lying/fabricating his resume? Name any politician in the house, senate, White House that could pass a lie detector test about what they have told the public they were for or against. I’m not saying I like or don’t like the guy but if that’s all they got they should try harder. Like I said I could be missing something.",
">\n\n\nI could be missing something.\n\nYep.",
">\n\nThat’s doable. Has anyone started the petition?",
">\n\nLet’s sound off.\n1",
">\n\nWhy 142k specifically? What an odd number",
">\n\nWhere do I send my request?",
">\n\nStand by for that number to be exponentially larger.",
">\n\nResponding in Burgundy: \"I don't believe you.\"",
">\n\nNarrator: \"He didn't.\"",
">\n\nWhere the fuck do I sign?",
">\n\nBiden should resign lol."
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"I bet he's lying.",
">\n\nSafe bet",
">\n\nFat bet",
">\n\nSuggestion: use a phrase he's going to hear a lot if he ends up in front of a court.\n\"Aid and abet\".",
">\n\n🎵Aid and Abet in the morning!🎵",
">\n\nin a row",
">\n\nTry not to resign any positions on your way through the parking lot!",
">\n\nturns around to follow the prospect of Republicans resigning out.\n\"Hey, get back here!\"",
">\n\nHe's not even supposed to be there today.",
">\n\nAnyone got a petition up?",
">\n\nFound this",
">\n\nThanks! Now let's hope 140,000 more people sign it!",
">\n\nHaha. What difference would that make?",
">\n\n\"That he's a liar who doesn't keep his promises!\"\n\".....Well, add it to the pile.\"",
">\n\nHe's a liar, but this was about the 142,000 people who voted for him, not about any random 142,000 people. \nYou just create a distraction from his actual lies by equating this nonsense with them.",
">\n\nEh, blame the headline for not including that important bit of info (Lying by Omission). Y'know, 'Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me'.\nI'm just here to make a quick joke.",
">\n\nAh, the Musk Method.\nOh wait he lied, and you’ve lied. \nSo…",
">\n\nMore like he's gonna do the same thing Musk is doing. I.e. step down because he sees the writing on the wall but now says its the \"will of the people\" doing so",
">\n\nI’ll believe it, when we see it happen with either.",
">\n\nMusk is probably going to keep searching for that replacement and wait and see if the forgetful public still remembers the issue.",
">\n\nAs far as Santos' standards for honesty go... I'm 142,000 people and asking him to resign.",
">\n\nI'm 142,000 people also asking him to resign and so is my wife.",
">\n\nFunny thing is I have a suspicion I am 142,000 people with an urge to ask him to resign. That or I am craving Taco Bell.",
">\n\nIf you can dodge accountability, you can dodge a ball!",
">\n\nAnd when that happens he'll say \"from my district\" and when that happens he'll say \"when every single person that voted for me, and no one else\" ...",
">\n\nTo be fair, he did already say both of those things.\n“Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"”",
">\n\nWhat a challenge! He's saying that everyone who voted for him has to vote against him -- NOT even that he could win the election, but every last stubborn a-hole has to recant and admit they were duped.\nHe's acting like he's thrown down a challenge when his weasel stance is a higher bar than if they had a referendum.",
">\n\nYeah, it’s pretty stupid. He’s not moving the goalposts because he already set them up in a pretty ridiculous spot.",
">\n\nHe's not only a liar, he's a dumb-ass apparently. Way to keep the spotlight on you and make everyone hate you more Georgie!\nSomehow he thinks throwing down the challenge would impress anyone. Then his \"conditions\" are something that is fairly impossible; getting all the people who voted for him to vote against him? There will be at least 5 people not budging even if he told them to vote for the other candidate and threatened their dog. There's always some people who are just cantankerous.\nIt's going to make it MORE likely New York calls for a referendum -- whether they can or not, that's a question. But, he's going to be unable to do much of anything but vote -- and embarrass the Republicans again and again because they only keep him on for that precious vote.",
">\n\nHe constantly looks like a gay Bond villain.",
">\n\nI doubt that he'll follow through on it.",
">\n\nWatch for \"well those were all bots\" if anyone actually presents him with a list of names.",
">\n\nFking liar. He needs to be removed, and charged with fraud.\nHe claims he deserves to be there because the people elected him, but they voted based on false claims.",
">\n\nOr, how about we hold another election? If he loses, he's on the hook for the cost of the election.",
">\n\nIf anyone dares deliver him a petition I’m sure he’ll then revise it to 142,000 of his constituents only. And then he’ll want them all to be registered voters only. And then he’ll complain that is should only be 142,000 registered Republicans from his district.",
">\n\nHe started implying that immediately.",
">\n\nThe second paragraph of the article makes it clear he was talking about people who voted for him, not just a random collection of 142,000 people.",
">\n\nNY Republican here.\nWhere do I sign? Enough shitheads supposedly in this party, the only thing this guy ever did was make me laugh when he corrected a journalist saying “I never said I was Jewish, I said my grandparents fleeing Europe during the holocaust was Jew-ish”",
">\n\nAfter millions of votes pour in and he still does not resign: \"No no, i said 142,000 votes and i'll resign. these are way more.\"",
">\n\nCan I put myself on that list",
">\n\nAnd that is different from his other documented lies, how?",
">\n\nCool, but he's lying.",
">\n\nIs this the guy who lied on his resume?",
">\n\nHe’s lying of course",
">\n\nHe really is Jonah Ryan. They literally had a plot line where Jonah starts to convert to Judaism and he starts trying to take credit for being Jewish before he converts.",
">\n\n\"No I meant someone named '142,000 People\".",
">\n\ngee if only there were some committee fully empowered to investigate unethical behavior among representatives.",
">\n\nI’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s lying.",
">\n\nThey're just collecting data on where his supporters and opponents live so they can redistrict or suppress his opponents somehow.",
">\n\nHe is a liar so of course he wont",
">\n\nWhy would a legendary volleyball champion lie?\nThey need to keep this guy around for the lols. He’s like a new episode of a spin-off show just about Buster from Arrested Development",
">\n\nHe is covering for the truth. He is JFK Jr with cosmetic surgery and all the Q stuff is real, but he had to go deep undercover.\nBTW, him being jfk Jr. Is probably one of the more believable things at this point.",
">\n\nI asked myself why other Republicans are also against him. Then I found out he pretended to be rich, but actually he's broke. now it makes sense.",
">\n\nThey aren't against him in any way that matters. He follows the fascists so he's cool.",
">\n\nThis fat liar pig. If he was a women, a hag he be.",
">\n\nNot like him....\nYou are right. Everyone should be held accountable to what they say.\nThat being said, most people don't just 100% fabricate their education, job history, even heritage.",
">\n\nSure, I agree he took it way past the limit, but really it’s just a question of degree.",
">\n\nDegree is important. Lying that you didn't eat the last cookie and lying that you didn't steal someone's wallet are not equivalent acts.",
">\n\nOk. I am one who is asking him to.",
">\n\nYeah... Put your name on that list.",
">\n\nLying liar lies.",
">\n\nIn 2 years. He made sure that it wouldn't be til he lost the election",
">\n\nPut the petitions away, unless you’re one of the people who already voted for him:\nHe later clarified in an interview on Steve Bannon’s War Room with Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., that he was referring to the more than 142,000 people who elected him in November's race for New York's 3rd Congressional District. Santos said he would be in Congress \"until those same 142,000 people tell me they don't want me.\"",
">\n\nI don’t know who this is but this screams I just want people think I’m going to do something and I’m not going to do it to spite them",
">\n\nHere's one more thumbs down! But why do I waste my time. He IS surely lying.",
">\n\nNarrator: But he won't.",
">\n\nPlease resign Mr Santos",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHow many people have to ask in order for him to tell the truth?",
">\n\nHas to be exactly that number. Any more and he won't Loophole!",
">\n\nPetition rolls in with 2-3 times that number.\nSantos: JK LOL",
">\n\nIt went over the number",
">\n\nHe’s probably lied about that, to",
">\n\nWell, he’s been so truthful up to this point. Why would he possibly lie now?",
">\n\nI think what that wacky morning DJ said might be true.",
">\n\nYeah he lied to get the job and we have seen it before and we have seen worse. He did confess, which is something we don’t always see. Why are they trying to pretend like there any integrity left in the job?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos reminds me of the 26 minutes to the gym guy",
">\n\nGotta give it up to him. This is the ultimate American Dream. An immigrant fugitive runs for and wins political office in the United States in order to escape charges he faced at home. Who knew becoming a Con-gressman is the best way to beat the rap.",
">\n\n142,000 people didn't vote for this asshole because they had no idea he was lying about all aspects of his life until afterward. They did not know who they were voting for.",
">\n\nHe's never going to make that much money again in his life. It's guaranteed for 2 years (or recall vote). No way he resigns.",
">\n\nSign me up. Where can I vote?",
">\n\nThat argument is bogus. 142,000 people voted for the guy he was pretending to be. Nobody voted for HIM.",
">\n\nI meant 142 million.",
">\n\nTitle is a bit misleading as it's leaving out that he said the 142,000 people who voted for him.",
">\n\nOnce again, the so-called “party of principle(s)” utterly fails to adhere to any principles whatsoever.",
">\n\n142,000-ish",
">\n\n250k will sign in a day, he will move the goal post",
">\n\nThis man’s entire life is one giant lie after another with a huge sprinkle of criminal activity. All around Bozo.",
">\n\nI'm sorry, but I don't trust guys who dress and steeple their fingers like a low rent Bond villian.",
">\n\nRepresentative George Santos, please resign asap.",
">\n\nThose are rookie numbers.",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nIf serious, someone posted a link in thread",
">\n\nThanks. I saw it, I signed it.",
">\n\nConservatives and promising they'll resign if the deciding vote gets to a majority of people saying they do want them to resign but never resigning.\nNaming a more iconic duo.",
">\n\nPlease resign.",
">\n\nYeah, because this fucker hasn’t lied before. Resign, you wet sock.",
">\n\nSo 141,999 won't cut it?",
">\n\nI think that Santos is really begging to be the definition of disreputable in the way that Santorum came to be the definition of a residue of recreational sex.",
">\n\nAnd of course, McCarthy can’t say crap. Such an impotent POS.",
">\n\nGeorge ain't really lying, he's simply following the GQP format of 'alternate truths & fake news'. After all, he's next in line to be The Pope and\\or the Chief Rabbi for the World...",
">\n\nHe find raised on fraudulent claims. Is that not the definition of fraud which if I’m not mistaken is a crime. Should be hard to find a lawyer. It’s clear he has a long history of lies. Throw this bitch in jail.",
">\n\nI’m asking!",
">\n\nCould he look more punchable?",
">\n\nI don't know if this guy is Democrat or Republican, but where do I sign the fuck up?\nAlso I wonder how McCarthy will vote . . .",
">\n\nI guess we’ll wait for 12 people to tell him where to go.",
">\n\nWhere the fuck is the petition to sign????",
">\n\nI do t think he should resign. If he's found guilty of a crime, sure follow the law on removing and replacing him. If his state allows recall elections, then that's another option. The people who voted for him had every oppurtunity to do their research and they didn't, so now they have a jackass representing them and making them look like jackasses.\nDon't get me wrong, if he was in a position to do real harm, I'd say replace him. But he's no more dangerous than any other Republican serving in office, and almost all of them pose threat to the future survival of the nation.",
">\n\nI remember the local news and during the election. People did call out on certain things but nothing was done about it. \nOne guys specially asked why did he change his name from Anthony Devolder to George Santos. \nBut Santos kept saying he will provide records etc etc.",
">\n\n“Let him go through the ethics committee” - McCarthy \nYou mean the one he conveniently chopped down at the knees and that will likely be inoperable due to the new house rules that were passed.",
">\n\nWait, he didn’t mean 142,000. He really meant to say 1,420,000",
">\n\nThis man sounds like an \"honest\" politician. The other politicians don't want to have him used as an example comparison to their actions.",
">\n\nThe fact that he's setting conditions is a laughable concept.",
">\n\nGoal post is on wheels.",
">\n\nWhere do you sign up to oust this lying jerk?",
">\n\nGeorge Santos did get 142,673 votes. However, his competitor Zimmerman got 121,094, so technically, only 21,580 voters need to decide to rescind their votes altogether. Alternatively, we need only 10,790 people who voted for Santos to switch their vote to Zimmerman.\nI think George Santos may have embellished his math credentials too.",
">\n\nWe should just lie and say it happened.",
">\n\nIt just had to have 42 in it",
">\n\nHe's likely lying about that too.",
">\n\nWhat an oddly specific number.",
">\n\nNo, exactly 142,000.",
">\n\nlol, I believe him",
">\n\nI mean... he didn't specify where these people were from. We could totally start an e-petition to test his resolve.",
">\n\nOk. Let's start the change.org petition",
">\n\nLiar.",
">\n\nThat's not what he said.\nBut he's still a liar that should go away.",
">\n\nRepublican logic..Trump's Supreme Court nominees lied...under oath...so , yeah ..it's cool",
">\n\nSo, Monday?",
">\n\nThat’s a rather random number",
">\n\nHis top aid tried to scam Mitch McConnell's donors. He's a dead man walking.",
">\n\nI will ask him 142,000 times myself. Fuck this guy",
">\n\n1 right here",
">\n\nI bet this pathological liar is being sincere this time. Right guys?.. Guys?",
">\n\nAfter millions of signatures...\n\"I didn't mean resign, I meant re-sign. 2nd term already in the planning\"",
">\n\nThems rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.",
">\n\nIf his lips are moving, he’s lying.",
">\n\nYou’re just jealous that he pulled a sword out of a stone and you didn’t",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nHe'll resign....ish",
">\n\nI’ll sign that petition",
">\n\nHas anyone started a Change.org poll asking him to resign?",
">\n\nWhere do I sign?",
">\n\nThat sounds an awful lot like he’s willing to run the election again.",
">\n\nWell i mean his word is his bond.",
">\n\nI’m asking you to resign.",
">\n\n\"he was clearly lying\"\n-- dave chapelle",
">\n\nWell. Republicans are giving him more pressure to resign than democrats would.",
">\n\nrelease his birth certificate. !",
">\n\nIm imagining a Kids in the Hall type sketch of just 142,000 grandma's in a field politely asking him in unison to resign.",
">\n\nDamn, he just puts off that 'after school special elitist boy villain' vibe...",
">\n\nWill you please resign? 1!",
">\n\nI don’t believe you.",
">\n\nthen he will ask her said 142 million",
">\n\nDepends on how much of a person he considers a person.",
">\n\nGTFO!\nThere's one.",
">\n\nI’m sure THIS won’t be a lie",
">\n\nI feel like he saw that TikTok of the girl who negotiated to herself to lose the weight if she got 1,000,000 likes",
">\n\nCount me in. Is this where I vote?",
">\n\n142000 people voted him in based on lies. Really can’t understand why he can’t be forced to resign. He had to have violated some ethic rules",
">\n\nThe ones the GOP-led House just gutted? Those ethics?",
">\n\nWhere do i sign?",
">\n\n142,000-ish is what he meant",
">\n\nWho's got a link to a list? Come on reddit this is what we trained for!",
">\n\nLike, on the money or will he reneg if it gets to 142,001?",
">\n\nNext week his name will be ‘Santos L. Halper’",
">\n\nI dont know who he is.\nWhere do I sign",
">\n\nResign",
">\n\nHis record states otherwise. Gonna need a prybar and a can of lubricant to get him outta there.",
">\n\nHow do I ask the him resign? Hallelujah!",
">\n\nAm I missing something? Read they want him to resign for lying/fabricating his resume? Name any politician in the house, senate, White House that could pass a lie detector test about what they have told the public they were for or against. I’m not saying I like or don’t like the guy but if that’s all they got they should try harder. Like I said I could be missing something.",
">\n\n\nI could be missing something.\n\nYep.",
">\n\nThat’s doable. Has anyone started the petition?",
">\n\nLet’s sound off.\n1",
">\n\nWhy 142k specifically? What an odd number",
">\n\nWhere do I send my request?",
">\n\nStand by for that number to be exponentially larger.",
">\n\nResponding in Burgundy: \"I don't believe you.\"",
">\n\nNarrator: \"He didn't.\"",
">\n\nWhere the fuck do I sign?",
">\n\nBiden should resign lol.",
">\n\nFor what? I would love to hear it."
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The biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk. | [
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That, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage. | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk."
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What are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage."
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Sniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro"
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Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off! | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza"
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"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!"
But here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises. | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!"
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Aight I mean, you do you I guess | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises."
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his wifes doing him | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess"
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No I am doing my wife. | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him"
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Nah you’re wife’s doing you I bet | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife."
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Well I do like a good cowgirl | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet"
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I wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that. | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl"
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Yall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental... | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that."
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A zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies. | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental..."
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Most humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable. | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies."
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So American humans are like Lay's Salt and Vinegar. Cool! | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies.",
">\n\nMost humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable."
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I guess morals first, but the bigger issue:
Medication and drugs. Food is quality controlled to an extent and it would require a drug panel for human remains since OTC medications and recreational drugs wouldn't be listed on your charts.
Then there's disease. For example: Animals with cancer cannot be sold or used for food consumption according to federal rules.
Then the expense of refrigeration, transport, and butchering. At this point we'd only be good for scavenger animals that have the immune and digestive systems to eat partially decomposed meat.
As for anyone saying the animals would get a taste for human meat is incorrect. Meat is meat. Dogs who live on slaughter farms eats fresh kill all the time and don't attack the livestock. Sometimes farmers toss testicles to the dogs after livestock castration. I don't see dogs chasing bull or horse testicles. Now, if we threw live humans to be hunted and killed by prey animals then we might have a situation. | [
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies.",
">\n\nMost humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable.",
">\n\nSo American humans are like Lay's Salt and Vinegar. Cool!"
] |
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Apart from the cows and chickens pumped full of antibiotics? | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies.",
">\n\nMost humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable.",
">\n\nSo American humans are like Lay's Salt and Vinegar. Cool!",
">\n\nI guess morals first, but the bigger issue: \nMedication and drugs. Food is quality controlled to an extent and it would require a drug panel for human remains since OTC medications and recreational drugs wouldn't be listed on your charts. \nThen there's disease. For example: Animals with cancer cannot be sold or used for food consumption according to federal rules.\nThen the expense of refrigeration, transport, and butchering. At this point we'd only be good for scavenger animals that have the immune and digestive systems to eat partially decomposed meat. \nAs for anyone saying the animals would get a taste for human meat is incorrect. Meat is meat. Dogs who live on slaughter farms eats fresh kill all the time and don't attack the livestock. Sometimes farmers toss testicles to the dogs after livestock castration. I don't see dogs chasing bull or horse testicles. Now, if we threw live humans to be hunted and killed by prey animals then we might have a situation."
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Some cultures do feed us to the animals. Read up on sky burials or if you feel upto it, view on YouTube. | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies.",
">\n\nMost humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable.",
">\n\nSo American humans are like Lay's Salt and Vinegar. Cool!",
">\n\nI guess morals first, but the bigger issue: \nMedication and drugs. Food is quality controlled to an extent and it would require a drug panel for human remains since OTC medications and recreational drugs wouldn't be listed on your charts. \nThen there's disease. For example: Animals with cancer cannot be sold or used for food consumption according to federal rules.\nThen the expense of refrigeration, transport, and butchering. At this point we'd only be good for scavenger animals that have the immune and digestive systems to eat partially decomposed meat. \nAs for anyone saying the animals would get a taste for human meat is incorrect. Meat is meat. Dogs who live on slaughter farms eats fresh kill all the time and don't attack the livestock. Sometimes farmers toss testicles to the dogs after livestock castration. I don't see dogs chasing bull or horse testicles. Now, if we threw live humans to be hunted and killed by prey animals then we might have a situation.",
">\n\nApart from the cows and chickens pumped full of antibiotics?"
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It’s like with chickens. You don’t feed them with the eggs because they get addicted and eat all of their eggs | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies.",
">\n\nMost humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable.",
">\n\nSo American humans are like Lay's Salt and Vinegar. Cool!",
">\n\nI guess morals first, but the bigger issue: \nMedication and drugs. Food is quality controlled to an extent and it would require a drug panel for human remains since OTC medications and recreational drugs wouldn't be listed on your charts. \nThen there's disease. For example: Animals with cancer cannot be sold or used for food consumption according to federal rules.\nThen the expense of refrigeration, transport, and butchering. At this point we'd only be good for scavenger animals that have the immune and digestive systems to eat partially decomposed meat. \nAs for anyone saying the animals would get a taste for human meat is incorrect. Meat is meat. Dogs who live on slaughter farms eats fresh kill all the time and don't attack the livestock. Sometimes farmers toss testicles to the dogs after livestock castration. I don't see dogs chasing bull or horse testicles. Now, if we threw live humans to be hunted and killed by prey animals then we might have a situation.",
">\n\nApart from the cows and chickens pumped full of antibiotics?",
">\n\nSome cultures do feed us to the animals. Read up on sky burials or if you feel upto it, view on YouTube."
] |
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That's only partly true though. Hens use a lot of calcium up in making the egg shell. You can crush the shell and offer it back to them to supplement thier diets.
Not crushing it can lead to them breaking thier own eggs if they are truly deficient though. | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies.",
">\n\nMost humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable.",
">\n\nSo American humans are like Lay's Salt and Vinegar. Cool!",
">\n\nI guess morals first, but the bigger issue: \nMedication and drugs. Food is quality controlled to an extent and it would require a drug panel for human remains since OTC medications and recreational drugs wouldn't be listed on your charts. \nThen there's disease. For example: Animals with cancer cannot be sold or used for food consumption according to federal rules.\nThen the expense of refrigeration, transport, and butchering. At this point we'd only be good for scavenger animals that have the immune and digestive systems to eat partially decomposed meat. \nAs for anyone saying the animals would get a taste for human meat is incorrect. Meat is meat. Dogs who live on slaughter farms eats fresh kill all the time and don't attack the livestock. Sometimes farmers toss testicles to the dogs after livestock castration. I don't see dogs chasing bull or horse testicles. Now, if we threw live humans to be hunted and killed by prey animals then we might have a situation.",
">\n\nApart from the cows and chickens pumped full of antibiotics?",
">\n\nSome cultures do feed us to the animals. Read up on sky burials or if you feel upto it, view on YouTube.",
">\n\nIt’s like with chickens. You don’t feed them with the eggs because they get addicted and eat all of their eggs"
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The moral/emotional reason due to our empathizing with our fellow man.
Transport and storage, how are you getting/preserving a body from where it died to where it is getting eaten. How do you prevent zoos in urban cities from being flush so much of this 'food' that 90% of it is still 'wasted' because it rots before it can get to a hungry animal. We solve this 'problem' with animal meat by butchering the animal when convenient or having an immediate planned preservation strategy. Humans don't have a pre-death body preservation scheme set up usually.
Animals that die of natural causes tend to have something 'wrong' with them. Disease, poor diets, just old and not as succulent meat, etc. Your 'quality' for this food is going to be all over the place because once again the animal isn't being killed when it is convenient for the value of their meat.
Pulling from 3, this variety in diet is not conducive to the health of the animal, like a lion itself. If you have a cat / dog would you feed them random mystery packets of food just because they were free (and usually healthy for them), or would you pay a little bit of money for peace of mind on knowing they're consistently eating something you know is good/agrees with them. Unless you're in a super austerity environment, you're going to be fine spending a bit more for that consistency of food quality. | [
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies.",
">\n\nMost humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable.",
">\n\nSo American humans are like Lay's Salt and Vinegar. Cool!",
">\n\nI guess morals first, but the bigger issue: \nMedication and drugs. Food is quality controlled to an extent and it would require a drug panel for human remains since OTC medications and recreational drugs wouldn't be listed on your charts. \nThen there's disease. For example: Animals with cancer cannot be sold or used for food consumption according to federal rules.\nThen the expense of refrigeration, transport, and butchering. At this point we'd only be good for scavenger animals that have the immune and digestive systems to eat partially decomposed meat. \nAs for anyone saying the animals would get a taste for human meat is incorrect. Meat is meat. Dogs who live on slaughter farms eats fresh kill all the time and don't attack the livestock. Sometimes farmers toss testicles to the dogs after livestock castration. I don't see dogs chasing bull or horse testicles. Now, if we threw live humans to be hunted and killed by prey animals then we might have a situation.",
">\n\nApart from the cows and chickens pumped full of antibiotics?",
">\n\nSome cultures do feed us to the animals. Read up on sky burials or if you feel upto it, view on YouTube.",
">\n\nIt’s like with chickens. You don’t feed them with the eggs because they get addicted and eat all of their eggs",
">\n\nThat's only partly true though. Hens use a lot of calcium up in making the egg shell. You can crush the shell and offer it back to them to supplement thier diets. \nNot crushing it can lead to them breaking thier own eggs if they are truly deficient though."
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The difference is the emotional connection we have to certain pieces of meat. Funeral services with burying and cremation are mainly for the living, not the dead | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies.",
">\n\nMost humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable.",
">\n\nSo American humans are like Lay's Salt and Vinegar. Cool!",
">\n\nI guess morals first, but the bigger issue: \nMedication and drugs. Food is quality controlled to an extent and it would require a drug panel for human remains since OTC medications and recreational drugs wouldn't be listed on your charts. \nThen there's disease. For example: Animals with cancer cannot be sold or used for food consumption according to federal rules.\nThen the expense of refrigeration, transport, and butchering. At this point we'd only be good for scavenger animals that have the immune and digestive systems to eat partially decomposed meat. \nAs for anyone saying the animals would get a taste for human meat is incorrect. Meat is meat. Dogs who live on slaughter farms eats fresh kill all the time and don't attack the livestock. Sometimes farmers toss testicles to the dogs after livestock castration. I don't see dogs chasing bull or horse testicles. Now, if we threw live humans to be hunted and killed by prey animals then we might have a situation.",
">\n\nApart from the cows and chickens pumped full of antibiotics?",
">\n\nSome cultures do feed us to the animals. Read up on sky burials or if you feel upto it, view on YouTube.",
">\n\nIt’s like with chickens. You don’t feed them with the eggs because they get addicted and eat all of their eggs",
">\n\nThat's only partly true though. Hens use a lot of calcium up in making the egg shell. You can crush the shell and offer it back to them to supplement thier diets. \nNot crushing it can lead to them breaking thier own eggs if they are truly deficient though.",
">\n\n\nThe moral/emotional reason due to our empathizing with our fellow man.\nTransport and storage, how are you getting/preserving a body from where it died to where it is getting eaten. How do you prevent zoos in urban cities from being flush so much of this 'food' that 90% of it is still 'wasted' because it rots before it can get to a hungry animal. We solve this 'problem' with animal meat by butchering the animal when convenient or having an immediate planned preservation strategy. Humans don't have a pre-death body preservation scheme set up usually.\nAnimals that die of natural causes tend to have something 'wrong' with them. Disease, poor diets, just old and not as succulent meat, etc. Your 'quality' for this food is going to be all over the place because once again the animal isn't being killed when it is convenient for the value of their meat.\nPulling from 3, this variety in diet is not conducive to the health of the animal, like a lion itself. If you have a cat / dog would you feed them random mystery packets of food just because they were free (and usually healthy for them), or would you pay a little bit of money for peace of mind on knowing they're consistently eating something you know is good/agrees with them. Unless you're in a super austerity environment, you're going to be fine spending a bit more for that consistency of food quality."
] |
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So apex predators, once they taste human flesh, develop a taste for it (with the exception of sharks). As someone else said, it would create a risk for the zookeepers and other humans. This is why large predators like the big cats have to be put down once they kill a human. It isn't a sort of 'death penalty' because it killed someone - it's because once they kill, there's no going back. | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies.",
">\n\nMost humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable.",
">\n\nSo American humans are like Lay's Salt and Vinegar. Cool!",
">\n\nI guess morals first, but the bigger issue: \nMedication and drugs. Food is quality controlled to an extent and it would require a drug panel for human remains since OTC medications and recreational drugs wouldn't be listed on your charts. \nThen there's disease. For example: Animals with cancer cannot be sold or used for food consumption according to federal rules.\nThen the expense of refrigeration, transport, and butchering. At this point we'd only be good for scavenger animals that have the immune and digestive systems to eat partially decomposed meat. \nAs for anyone saying the animals would get a taste for human meat is incorrect. Meat is meat. Dogs who live on slaughter farms eats fresh kill all the time and don't attack the livestock. Sometimes farmers toss testicles to the dogs after livestock castration. I don't see dogs chasing bull or horse testicles. Now, if we threw live humans to be hunted and killed by prey animals then we might have a situation.",
">\n\nApart from the cows and chickens pumped full of antibiotics?",
">\n\nSome cultures do feed us to the animals. Read up on sky burials or if you feel upto it, view on YouTube.",
">\n\nIt’s like with chickens. You don’t feed them with the eggs because they get addicted and eat all of their eggs",
">\n\nThat's only partly true though. Hens use a lot of calcium up in making the egg shell. You can crush the shell and offer it back to them to supplement thier diets. \nNot crushing it can lead to them breaking thier own eggs if they are truly deficient though.",
">\n\n\nThe moral/emotional reason due to our empathizing with our fellow man.\nTransport and storage, how are you getting/preserving a body from where it died to where it is getting eaten. How do you prevent zoos in urban cities from being flush so much of this 'food' that 90% of it is still 'wasted' because it rots before it can get to a hungry animal. We solve this 'problem' with animal meat by butchering the animal when convenient or having an immediate planned preservation strategy. Humans don't have a pre-death body preservation scheme set up usually.\nAnimals that die of natural causes tend to have something 'wrong' with them. Disease, poor diets, just old and not as succulent meat, etc. Your 'quality' for this food is going to be all over the place because once again the animal isn't being killed when it is convenient for the value of their meat.\nPulling from 3, this variety in diet is not conducive to the health of the animal, like a lion itself. If you have a cat / dog would you feed them random mystery packets of food just because they were free (and usually healthy for them), or would you pay a little bit of money for peace of mind on knowing they're consistently eating something you know is good/agrees with them. Unless you're in a super austerity environment, you're going to be fine spending a bit more for that consistency of food quality.",
">\n\nThe difference is the emotional connection we have to certain pieces of meat. Funeral services with burying and cremation are mainly for the living, not the dead"
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What about just throwing us in the ocean for sharks to eat instead? | [
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies.",
">\n\nMost humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable.",
">\n\nSo American humans are like Lay's Salt and Vinegar. Cool!",
">\n\nI guess morals first, but the bigger issue: \nMedication and drugs. Food is quality controlled to an extent and it would require a drug panel for human remains since OTC medications and recreational drugs wouldn't be listed on your charts. \nThen there's disease. For example: Animals with cancer cannot be sold or used for food consumption according to federal rules.\nThen the expense of refrigeration, transport, and butchering. At this point we'd only be good for scavenger animals that have the immune and digestive systems to eat partially decomposed meat. \nAs for anyone saying the animals would get a taste for human meat is incorrect. Meat is meat. Dogs who live on slaughter farms eats fresh kill all the time and don't attack the livestock. Sometimes farmers toss testicles to the dogs after livestock castration. I don't see dogs chasing bull or horse testicles. Now, if we threw live humans to be hunted and killed by prey animals then we might have a situation.",
">\n\nApart from the cows and chickens pumped full of antibiotics?",
">\n\nSome cultures do feed us to the animals. Read up on sky burials or if you feel upto it, view on YouTube.",
">\n\nIt’s like with chickens. You don’t feed them with the eggs because they get addicted and eat all of their eggs",
">\n\nThat's only partly true though. Hens use a lot of calcium up in making the egg shell. You can crush the shell and offer it back to them to supplement thier diets. \nNot crushing it can lead to them breaking thier own eggs if they are truly deficient though.",
">\n\n\nThe moral/emotional reason due to our empathizing with our fellow man.\nTransport and storage, how are you getting/preserving a body from where it died to where it is getting eaten. How do you prevent zoos in urban cities from being flush so much of this 'food' that 90% of it is still 'wasted' because it rots before it can get to a hungry animal. We solve this 'problem' with animal meat by butchering the animal when convenient or having an immediate planned preservation strategy. Humans don't have a pre-death body preservation scheme set up usually.\nAnimals that die of natural causes tend to have something 'wrong' with them. Disease, poor diets, just old and not as succulent meat, etc. Your 'quality' for this food is going to be all over the place because once again the animal isn't being killed when it is convenient for the value of their meat.\nPulling from 3, this variety in diet is not conducive to the health of the animal, like a lion itself. If you have a cat / dog would you feed them random mystery packets of food just because they were free (and usually healthy for them), or would you pay a little bit of money for peace of mind on knowing they're consistently eating something you know is good/agrees with them. Unless you're in a super austerity environment, you're going to be fine spending a bit more for that consistency of food quality.",
">\n\nThe difference is the emotional connection we have to certain pieces of meat. Funeral services with burying and cremation are mainly for the living, not the dead",
">\n\nSo apex predators, once they taste human flesh, develop a taste for it (with the exception of sharks). As someone else said, it would create a risk for the zookeepers and other humans. This is why large predators like the big cats have to be put down once they kill a human. It isn't a sort of 'death penalty' because it killed someone - it's because once they kill, there's no going back."
] |
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I’d donate my body. Some people might not be healthy enough to be food. | [
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies.",
">\n\nMost humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable.",
">\n\nSo American humans are like Lay's Salt and Vinegar. Cool!",
">\n\nI guess morals first, but the bigger issue: \nMedication and drugs. Food is quality controlled to an extent and it would require a drug panel for human remains since OTC medications and recreational drugs wouldn't be listed on your charts. \nThen there's disease. For example: Animals with cancer cannot be sold or used for food consumption according to federal rules.\nThen the expense of refrigeration, transport, and butchering. At this point we'd only be good for scavenger animals that have the immune and digestive systems to eat partially decomposed meat. \nAs for anyone saying the animals would get a taste for human meat is incorrect. Meat is meat. Dogs who live on slaughter farms eats fresh kill all the time and don't attack the livestock. Sometimes farmers toss testicles to the dogs after livestock castration. I don't see dogs chasing bull or horse testicles. Now, if we threw live humans to be hunted and killed by prey animals then we might have a situation.",
">\n\nApart from the cows and chickens pumped full of antibiotics?",
">\n\nSome cultures do feed us to the animals. Read up on sky burials or if you feel upto it, view on YouTube.",
">\n\nIt’s like with chickens. You don’t feed them with the eggs because they get addicted and eat all of their eggs",
">\n\nThat's only partly true though. Hens use a lot of calcium up in making the egg shell. You can crush the shell and offer it back to them to supplement thier diets. \nNot crushing it can lead to them breaking thier own eggs if they are truly deficient though.",
">\n\n\nThe moral/emotional reason due to our empathizing with our fellow man.\nTransport and storage, how are you getting/preserving a body from where it died to where it is getting eaten. How do you prevent zoos in urban cities from being flush so much of this 'food' that 90% of it is still 'wasted' because it rots before it can get to a hungry animal. We solve this 'problem' with animal meat by butchering the animal when convenient or having an immediate planned preservation strategy. Humans don't have a pre-death body preservation scheme set up usually.\nAnimals that die of natural causes tend to have something 'wrong' with them. Disease, poor diets, just old and not as succulent meat, etc. Your 'quality' for this food is going to be all over the place because once again the animal isn't being killed when it is convenient for the value of their meat.\nPulling from 3, this variety in diet is not conducive to the health of the animal, like a lion itself. If you have a cat / dog would you feed them random mystery packets of food just because they were free (and usually healthy for them), or would you pay a little bit of money for peace of mind on knowing they're consistently eating something you know is good/agrees with them. Unless you're in a super austerity environment, you're going to be fine spending a bit more for that consistency of food quality.",
">\n\nThe difference is the emotional connection we have to certain pieces of meat. Funeral services with burying and cremation are mainly for the living, not the dead",
">\n\nSo apex predators, once they taste human flesh, develop a taste for it (with the exception of sharks). As someone else said, it would create a risk for the zookeepers and other humans. This is why large predators like the big cats have to be put down once they kill a human. It isn't a sort of 'death penalty' because it killed someone - it's because once they kill, there's no going back.",
">\n\nWhat about just throwing us in the ocean for sharks to eat instead?"
] |
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Eating meat eating animals has a higher risk of disease and parasites. It is also not as tasty due to generally having a higher amount of muscle in meat eating creatures.
But mostly morals. | [
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies.",
">\n\nMost humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable.",
">\n\nSo American humans are like Lay's Salt and Vinegar. Cool!",
">\n\nI guess morals first, but the bigger issue: \nMedication and drugs. Food is quality controlled to an extent and it would require a drug panel for human remains since OTC medications and recreational drugs wouldn't be listed on your charts. \nThen there's disease. For example: Animals with cancer cannot be sold or used for food consumption according to federal rules.\nThen the expense of refrigeration, transport, and butchering. At this point we'd only be good for scavenger animals that have the immune and digestive systems to eat partially decomposed meat. \nAs for anyone saying the animals would get a taste for human meat is incorrect. Meat is meat. Dogs who live on slaughter farms eats fresh kill all the time and don't attack the livestock. Sometimes farmers toss testicles to the dogs after livestock castration. I don't see dogs chasing bull or horse testicles. Now, if we threw live humans to be hunted and killed by prey animals then we might have a situation.",
">\n\nApart from the cows and chickens pumped full of antibiotics?",
">\n\nSome cultures do feed us to the animals. Read up on sky burials or if you feel upto it, view on YouTube.",
">\n\nIt’s like with chickens. You don’t feed them with the eggs because they get addicted and eat all of their eggs",
">\n\nThat's only partly true though. Hens use a lot of calcium up in making the egg shell. You can crush the shell and offer it back to them to supplement thier diets. \nNot crushing it can lead to them breaking thier own eggs if they are truly deficient though.",
">\n\n\nThe moral/emotional reason due to our empathizing with our fellow man.\nTransport and storage, how are you getting/preserving a body from where it died to where it is getting eaten. How do you prevent zoos in urban cities from being flush so much of this 'food' that 90% of it is still 'wasted' because it rots before it can get to a hungry animal. We solve this 'problem' with animal meat by butchering the animal when convenient or having an immediate planned preservation strategy. Humans don't have a pre-death body preservation scheme set up usually.\nAnimals that die of natural causes tend to have something 'wrong' with them. Disease, poor diets, just old and not as succulent meat, etc. Your 'quality' for this food is going to be all over the place because once again the animal isn't being killed when it is convenient for the value of their meat.\nPulling from 3, this variety in diet is not conducive to the health of the animal, like a lion itself. If you have a cat / dog would you feed them random mystery packets of food just because they were free (and usually healthy for them), or would you pay a little bit of money for peace of mind on knowing they're consistently eating something you know is good/agrees with them. Unless you're in a super austerity environment, you're going to be fine spending a bit more for that consistency of food quality.",
">\n\nThe difference is the emotional connection we have to certain pieces of meat. Funeral services with burying and cremation are mainly for the living, not the dead",
">\n\nSo apex predators, once they taste human flesh, develop a taste for it (with the exception of sharks). As someone else said, it would create a risk for the zookeepers and other humans. This is why large predators like the big cats have to be put down once they kill a human. It isn't a sort of 'death penalty' because it killed someone - it's because once they kill, there's no going back.",
">\n\nWhat about just throwing us in the ocean for sharks to eat instead?",
">\n\nI’d donate my body. Some people might not be healthy enough to be food."
] |
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So we can feed them the vegans? That gets around both the taste and moral issues. | [
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies.",
">\n\nMost humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable.",
">\n\nSo American humans are like Lay's Salt and Vinegar. Cool!",
">\n\nI guess morals first, but the bigger issue: \nMedication and drugs. Food is quality controlled to an extent and it would require a drug panel for human remains since OTC medications and recreational drugs wouldn't be listed on your charts. \nThen there's disease. For example: Animals with cancer cannot be sold or used for food consumption according to federal rules.\nThen the expense of refrigeration, transport, and butchering. At this point we'd only be good for scavenger animals that have the immune and digestive systems to eat partially decomposed meat. \nAs for anyone saying the animals would get a taste for human meat is incorrect. Meat is meat. Dogs who live on slaughter farms eats fresh kill all the time and don't attack the livestock. Sometimes farmers toss testicles to the dogs after livestock castration. I don't see dogs chasing bull or horse testicles. Now, if we threw live humans to be hunted and killed by prey animals then we might have a situation.",
">\n\nApart from the cows and chickens pumped full of antibiotics?",
">\n\nSome cultures do feed us to the animals. Read up on sky burials or if you feel upto it, view on YouTube.",
">\n\nIt’s like with chickens. You don’t feed them with the eggs because they get addicted and eat all of their eggs",
">\n\nThat's only partly true though. Hens use a lot of calcium up in making the egg shell. You can crush the shell and offer it back to them to supplement thier diets. \nNot crushing it can lead to them breaking thier own eggs if they are truly deficient though.",
">\n\n\nThe moral/emotional reason due to our empathizing with our fellow man.\nTransport and storage, how are you getting/preserving a body from where it died to where it is getting eaten. How do you prevent zoos in urban cities from being flush so much of this 'food' that 90% of it is still 'wasted' because it rots before it can get to a hungry animal. We solve this 'problem' with animal meat by butchering the animal when convenient or having an immediate planned preservation strategy. Humans don't have a pre-death body preservation scheme set up usually.\nAnimals that die of natural causes tend to have something 'wrong' with them. Disease, poor diets, just old and not as succulent meat, etc. Your 'quality' for this food is going to be all over the place because once again the animal isn't being killed when it is convenient for the value of their meat.\nPulling from 3, this variety in diet is not conducive to the health of the animal, like a lion itself. If you have a cat / dog would you feed them random mystery packets of food just because they were free (and usually healthy for them), or would you pay a little bit of money for peace of mind on knowing they're consistently eating something you know is good/agrees with them. Unless you're in a super austerity environment, you're going to be fine spending a bit more for that consistency of food quality.",
">\n\nThe difference is the emotional connection we have to certain pieces of meat. Funeral services with burying and cremation are mainly for the living, not the dead",
">\n\nSo apex predators, once they taste human flesh, develop a taste for it (with the exception of sharks). As someone else said, it would create a risk for the zookeepers and other humans. This is why large predators like the big cats have to be put down once they kill a human. It isn't a sort of 'death penalty' because it killed someone - it's because once they kill, there's no going back.",
">\n\nWhat about just throwing us in the ocean for sharks to eat instead?",
">\n\nI’d donate my body. Some people might not be healthy enough to be food.",
">\n\nEating meat eating animals has a higher risk of disease and parasites. It is also not as tasty due to generally having a higher amount of muscle in meat eating creatures.\nBut mostly morals."
] |
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How does it get around the moral issues? The zoo employees would still have to handle human remains. Despite what some people think, vegans are humans. | [
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies.",
">\n\nMost humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable.",
">\n\nSo American humans are like Lay's Salt and Vinegar. Cool!",
">\n\nI guess morals first, but the bigger issue: \nMedication and drugs. Food is quality controlled to an extent and it would require a drug panel for human remains since OTC medications and recreational drugs wouldn't be listed on your charts. \nThen there's disease. For example: Animals with cancer cannot be sold or used for food consumption according to federal rules.\nThen the expense of refrigeration, transport, and butchering. At this point we'd only be good for scavenger animals that have the immune and digestive systems to eat partially decomposed meat. \nAs for anyone saying the animals would get a taste for human meat is incorrect. Meat is meat. Dogs who live on slaughter farms eats fresh kill all the time and don't attack the livestock. Sometimes farmers toss testicles to the dogs after livestock castration. I don't see dogs chasing bull or horse testicles. Now, if we threw live humans to be hunted and killed by prey animals then we might have a situation.",
">\n\nApart from the cows and chickens pumped full of antibiotics?",
">\n\nSome cultures do feed us to the animals. Read up on sky burials or if you feel upto it, view on YouTube.",
">\n\nIt’s like with chickens. You don’t feed them with the eggs because they get addicted and eat all of their eggs",
">\n\nThat's only partly true though. Hens use a lot of calcium up in making the egg shell. You can crush the shell and offer it back to them to supplement thier diets. \nNot crushing it can lead to them breaking thier own eggs if they are truly deficient though.",
">\n\n\nThe moral/emotional reason due to our empathizing with our fellow man.\nTransport and storage, how are you getting/preserving a body from where it died to where it is getting eaten. How do you prevent zoos in urban cities from being flush so much of this 'food' that 90% of it is still 'wasted' because it rots before it can get to a hungry animal. We solve this 'problem' with animal meat by butchering the animal when convenient or having an immediate planned preservation strategy. Humans don't have a pre-death body preservation scheme set up usually.\nAnimals that die of natural causes tend to have something 'wrong' with them. Disease, poor diets, just old and not as succulent meat, etc. Your 'quality' for this food is going to be all over the place because once again the animal isn't being killed when it is convenient for the value of their meat.\nPulling from 3, this variety in diet is not conducive to the health of the animal, like a lion itself. If you have a cat / dog would you feed them random mystery packets of food just because they were free (and usually healthy for them), or would you pay a little bit of money for peace of mind on knowing they're consistently eating something you know is good/agrees with them. Unless you're in a super austerity environment, you're going to be fine spending a bit more for that consistency of food quality.",
">\n\nThe difference is the emotional connection we have to certain pieces of meat. Funeral services with burying and cremation are mainly for the living, not the dead",
">\n\nSo apex predators, once they taste human flesh, develop a taste for it (with the exception of sharks). As someone else said, it would create a risk for the zookeepers and other humans. This is why large predators like the big cats have to be put down once they kill a human. It isn't a sort of 'death penalty' because it killed someone - it's because once they kill, there's no going back.",
">\n\nWhat about just throwing us in the ocean for sharks to eat instead?",
">\n\nI’d donate my body. Some people might not be healthy enough to be food.",
">\n\nEating meat eating animals has a higher risk of disease and parasites. It is also not as tasty due to generally having a higher amount of muscle in meat eating creatures.\nBut mostly morals.",
">\n\nSo we can feed them the vegans? That gets around both the taste and moral issues."
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That was clearly a joke so I don't know what you're on about. | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies.",
">\n\nMost humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable.",
">\n\nSo American humans are like Lay's Salt and Vinegar. Cool!",
">\n\nI guess morals first, but the bigger issue: \nMedication and drugs. Food is quality controlled to an extent and it would require a drug panel for human remains since OTC medications and recreational drugs wouldn't be listed on your charts. \nThen there's disease. For example: Animals with cancer cannot be sold or used for food consumption according to federal rules.\nThen the expense of refrigeration, transport, and butchering. At this point we'd only be good for scavenger animals that have the immune and digestive systems to eat partially decomposed meat. \nAs for anyone saying the animals would get a taste for human meat is incorrect. Meat is meat. Dogs who live on slaughter farms eats fresh kill all the time and don't attack the livestock. Sometimes farmers toss testicles to the dogs after livestock castration. I don't see dogs chasing bull or horse testicles. Now, if we threw live humans to be hunted and killed by prey animals then we might have a situation.",
">\n\nApart from the cows and chickens pumped full of antibiotics?",
">\n\nSome cultures do feed us to the animals. Read up on sky burials or if you feel upto it, view on YouTube.",
">\n\nIt’s like with chickens. You don’t feed them with the eggs because they get addicted and eat all of their eggs",
">\n\nThat's only partly true though. Hens use a lot of calcium up in making the egg shell. You can crush the shell and offer it back to them to supplement thier diets. \nNot crushing it can lead to them breaking thier own eggs if they are truly deficient though.",
">\n\n\nThe moral/emotional reason due to our empathizing with our fellow man.\nTransport and storage, how are you getting/preserving a body from where it died to where it is getting eaten. How do you prevent zoos in urban cities from being flush so much of this 'food' that 90% of it is still 'wasted' because it rots before it can get to a hungry animal. We solve this 'problem' with animal meat by butchering the animal when convenient or having an immediate planned preservation strategy. Humans don't have a pre-death body preservation scheme set up usually.\nAnimals that die of natural causes tend to have something 'wrong' with them. Disease, poor diets, just old and not as succulent meat, etc. Your 'quality' for this food is going to be all over the place because once again the animal isn't being killed when it is convenient for the value of their meat.\nPulling from 3, this variety in diet is not conducive to the health of the animal, like a lion itself. If you have a cat / dog would you feed them random mystery packets of food just because they were free (and usually healthy for them), or would you pay a little bit of money for peace of mind on knowing they're consistently eating something you know is good/agrees with them. Unless you're in a super austerity environment, you're going to be fine spending a bit more for that consistency of food quality.",
">\n\nThe difference is the emotional connection we have to certain pieces of meat. Funeral services with burying and cremation are mainly for the living, not the dead",
">\n\nSo apex predators, once they taste human flesh, develop a taste for it (with the exception of sharks). As someone else said, it would create a risk for the zookeepers and other humans. This is why large predators like the big cats have to be put down once they kill a human. It isn't a sort of 'death penalty' because it killed someone - it's because once they kill, there's no going back.",
">\n\nWhat about just throwing us in the ocean for sharks to eat instead?",
">\n\nI’d donate my body. Some people might not be healthy enough to be food.",
">\n\nEating meat eating animals has a higher risk of disease and parasites. It is also not as tasty due to generally having a higher amount of muscle in meat eating creatures.\nBut mostly morals.",
">\n\nSo we can feed them the vegans? That gets around both the taste and moral issues.",
">\n\nHow does it get around the moral issues? The zoo employees would still have to handle human remains. Despite what some people think, vegans are humans."
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That feels like it's kind of disrespectful to the dead
I mean, let's imagine there's an afterlife of some sort. After you die, would you really be comfortable with the idea that your body is being eaten by a lion?
A practice I could get behind though, which I admit on the surface sounds kind of similar, is to bury the dead without a coffin and plant a tree over the grave site. That way your friends and family can visit a living thing to remember you by instead of just having a depressing, lifeless rock with your name on it. And not only that, but some part of you would be part of that tree | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies.",
">\n\nMost humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable.",
">\n\nSo American humans are like Lay's Salt and Vinegar. Cool!",
">\n\nI guess morals first, but the bigger issue: \nMedication and drugs. Food is quality controlled to an extent and it would require a drug panel for human remains since OTC medications and recreational drugs wouldn't be listed on your charts. \nThen there's disease. For example: Animals with cancer cannot be sold or used for food consumption according to federal rules.\nThen the expense of refrigeration, transport, and butchering. At this point we'd only be good for scavenger animals that have the immune and digestive systems to eat partially decomposed meat. \nAs for anyone saying the animals would get a taste for human meat is incorrect. Meat is meat. Dogs who live on slaughter farms eats fresh kill all the time and don't attack the livestock. Sometimes farmers toss testicles to the dogs after livestock castration. I don't see dogs chasing bull or horse testicles. Now, if we threw live humans to be hunted and killed by prey animals then we might have a situation.",
">\n\nApart from the cows and chickens pumped full of antibiotics?",
">\n\nSome cultures do feed us to the animals. Read up on sky burials or if you feel upto it, view on YouTube.",
">\n\nIt’s like with chickens. You don’t feed them with the eggs because they get addicted and eat all of their eggs",
">\n\nThat's only partly true though. Hens use a lot of calcium up in making the egg shell. You can crush the shell and offer it back to them to supplement thier diets. \nNot crushing it can lead to them breaking thier own eggs if they are truly deficient though.",
">\n\n\nThe moral/emotional reason due to our empathizing with our fellow man.\nTransport and storage, how are you getting/preserving a body from where it died to where it is getting eaten. How do you prevent zoos in urban cities from being flush so much of this 'food' that 90% of it is still 'wasted' because it rots before it can get to a hungry animal. We solve this 'problem' with animal meat by butchering the animal when convenient or having an immediate planned preservation strategy. Humans don't have a pre-death body preservation scheme set up usually.\nAnimals that die of natural causes tend to have something 'wrong' with them. Disease, poor diets, just old and not as succulent meat, etc. Your 'quality' for this food is going to be all over the place because once again the animal isn't being killed when it is convenient for the value of their meat.\nPulling from 3, this variety in diet is not conducive to the health of the animal, like a lion itself. If you have a cat / dog would you feed them random mystery packets of food just because they were free (and usually healthy for them), or would you pay a little bit of money for peace of mind on knowing they're consistently eating something you know is good/agrees with them. Unless you're in a super austerity environment, you're going to be fine spending a bit more for that consistency of food quality.",
">\n\nThe difference is the emotional connection we have to certain pieces of meat. Funeral services with burying and cremation are mainly for the living, not the dead",
">\n\nSo apex predators, once they taste human flesh, develop a taste for it (with the exception of sharks). As someone else said, it would create a risk for the zookeepers and other humans. This is why large predators like the big cats have to be put down once they kill a human. It isn't a sort of 'death penalty' because it killed someone - it's because once they kill, there's no going back.",
">\n\nWhat about just throwing us in the ocean for sharks to eat instead?",
">\n\nI’d donate my body. Some people might not be healthy enough to be food.",
">\n\nEating meat eating animals has a higher risk of disease and parasites. It is also not as tasty due to generally having a higher amount of muscle in meat eating creatures.\nBut mostly morals.",
">\n\nSo we can feed them the vegans? That gets around both the taste and moral issues.",
">\n\nHow does it get around the moral issues? The zoo employees would still have to handle human remains. Despite what some people think, vegans are humans.",
">\n\nThat was clearly a joke so I don't know what you're on about."
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What a slippery slope of logic. Well why don't we just eat our dead then? What's the difference between a human hamburger and a hamburger?
I also just realized that hamburger doesn't have any ham it.. | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies.",
">\n\nMost humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable.",
">\n\nSo American humans are like Lay's Salt and Vinegar. Cool!",
">\n\nI guess morals first, but the bigger issue: \nMedication and drugs. Food is quality controlled to an extent and it would require a drug panel for human remains since OTC medications and recreational drugs wouldn't be listed on your charts. \nThen there's disease. For example: Animals with cancer cannot be sold or used for food consumption according to federal rules.\nThen the expense of refrigeration, transport, and butchering. At this point we'd only be good for scavenger animals that have the immune and digestive systems to eat partially decomposed meat. \nAs for anyone saying the animals would get a taste for human meat is incorrect. Meat is meat. Dogs who live on slaughter farms eats fresh kill all the time and don't attack the livestock. Sometimes farmers toss testicles to the dogs after livestock castration. I don't see dogs chasing bull or horse testicles. Now, if we threw live humans to be hunted and killed by prey animals then we might have a situation.",
">\n\nApart from the cows and chickens pumped full of antibiotics?",
">\n\nSome cultures do feed us to the animals. Read up on sky burials or if you feel upto it, view on YouTube.",
">\n\nIt’s like with chickens. You don’t feed them with the eggs because they get addicted and eat all of their eggs",
">\n\nThat's only partly true though. Hens use a lot of calcium up in making the egg shell. You can crush the shell and offer it back to them to supplement thier diets. \nNot crushing it can lead to them breaking thier own eggs if they are truly deficient though.",
">\n\n\nThe moral/emotional reason due to our empathizing with our fellow man.\nTransport and storage, how are you getting/preserving a body from where it died to where it is getting eaten. How do you prevent zoos in urban cities from being flush so much of this 'food' that 90% of it is still 'wasted' because it rots before it can get to a hungry animal. We solve this 'problem' with animal meat by butchering the animal when convenient or having an immediate planned preservation strategy. Humans don't have a pre-death body preservation scheme set up usually.\nAnimals that die of natural causes tend to have something 'wrong' with them. Disease, poor diets, just old and not as succulent meat, etc. Your 'quality' for this food is going to be all over the place because once again the animal isn't being killed when it is convenient for the value of their meat.\nPulling from 3, this variety in diet is not conducive to the health of the animal, like a lion itself. If you have a cat / dog would you feed them random mystery packets of food just because they were free (and usually healthy for them), or would you pay a little bit of money for peace of mind on knowing they're consistently eating something you know is good/agrees with them. Unless you're in a super austerity environment, you're going to be fine spending a bit more for that consistency of food quality.",
">\n\nThe difference is the emotional connection we have to certain pieces of meat. Funeral services with burying and cremation are mainly for the living, not the dead",
">\n\nSo apex predators, once they taste human flesh, develop a taste for it (with the exception of sharks). As someone else said, it would create a risk for the zookeepers and other humans. This is why large predators like the big cats have to be put down once they kill a human. It isn't a sort of 'death penalty' because it killed someone - it's because once they kill, there's no going back.",
">\n\nWhat about just throwing us in the ocean for sharks to eat instead?",
">\n\nI’d donate my body. Some people might not be healthy enough to be food.",
">\n\nEating meat eating animals has a higher risk of disease and parasites. It is also not as tasty due to generally having a higher amount of muscle in meat eating creatures.\nBut mostly morals.",
">\n\nSo we can feed them the vegans? That gets around both the taste and moral issues.",
">\n\nHow does it get around the moral issues? The zoo employees would still have to handle human remains. Despite what some people think, vegans are humans.",
">\n\nThat was clearly a joke so I don't know what you're on about.",
">\n\nThat feels like it's kind of disrespectful to the dead\nI mean, let's imagine there's an afterlife of some sort. After you die, would you really be comfortable with the idea that your body is being eaten by a lion?\nA practice I could get behind though, which I admit on the surface sounds kind of similar, is to bury the dead without a coffin and plant a tree over the grave site. That way your friends and family can visit a living thing to remember you by instead of just having a depressing, lifeless rock with your name on it. And not only that, but some part of you would be part of that tree"
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If you want to be eco friendly you do a tree pod burial,. At least that wsy you may end up benefiting animals indirectly. | [
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">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies.",
">\n\nMost humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable.",
">\n\nSo American humans are like Lay's Salt and Vinegar. Cool!",
">\n\nI guess morals first, but the bigger issue: \nMedication and drugs. Food is quality controlled to an extent and it would require a drug panel for human remains since OTC medications and recreational drugs wouldn't be listed on your charts. \nThen there's disease. For example: Animals with cancer cannot be sold or used for food consumption according to federal rules.\nThen the expense of refrigeration, transport, and butchering. At this point we'd only be good for scavenger animals that have the immune and digestive systems to eat partially decomposed meat. \nAs for anyone saying the animals would get a taste for human meat is incorrect. Meat is meat. Dogs who live on slaughter farms eats fresh kill all the time and don't attack the livestock. Sometimes farmers toss testicles to the dogs after livestock castration. I don't see dogs chasing bull or horse testicles. Now, if we threw live humans to be hunted and killed by prey animals then we might have a situation.",
">\n\nApart from the cows and chickens pumped full of antibiotics?",
">\n\nSome cultures do feed us to the animals. Read up on sky burials or if you feel upto it, view on YouTube.",
">\n\nIt’s like with chickens. You don’t feed them with the eggs because they get addicted and eat all of their eggs",
">\n\nThat's only partly true though. Hens use a lot of calcium up in making the egg shell. You can crush the shell and offer it back to them to supplement thier diets. \nNot crushing it can lead to them breaking thier own eggs if they are truly deficient though.",
">\n\n\nThe moral/emotional reason due to our empathizing with our fellow man.\nTransport and storage, how are you getting/preserving a body from where it died to where it is getting eaten. How do you prevent zoos in urban cities from being flush so much of this 'food' that 90% of it is still 'wasted' because it rots before it can get to a hungry animal. We solve this 'problem' with animal meat by butchering the animal when convenient or having an immediate planned preservation strategy. Humans don't have a pre-death body preservation scheme set up usually.\nAnimals that die of natural causes tend to have something 'wrong' with them. Disease, poor diets, just old and not as succulent meat, etc. Your 'quality' for this food is going to be all over the place because once again the animal isn't being killed when it is convenient for the value of their meat.\nPulling from 3, this variety in diet is not conducive to the health of the animal, like a lion itself. If you have a cat / dog would you feed them random mystery packets of food just because they were free (and usually healthy for them), or would you pay a little bit of money for peace of mind on knowing they're consistently eating something you know is good/agrees with them. Unless you're in a super austerity environment, you're going to be fine spending a bit more for that consistency of food quality.",
">\n\nThe difference is the emotional connection we have to certain pieces of meat. Funeral services with burying and cremation are mainly for the living, not the dead",
">\n\nSo apex predators, once they taste human flesh, develop a taste for it (with the exception of sharks). As someone else said, it would create a risk for the zookeepers and other humans. This is why large predators like the big cats have to be put down once they kill a human. It isn't a sort of 'death penalty' because it killed someone - it's because once they kill, there's no going back.",
">\n\nWhat about just throwing us in the ocean for sharks to eat instead?",
">\n\nI’d donate my body. Some people might not be healthy enough to be food.",
">\n\nEating meat eating animals has a higher risk of disease and parasites. It is also not as tasty due to generally having a higher amount of muscle in meat eating creatures.\nBut mostly morals.",
">\n\nSo we can feed them the vegans? That gets around both the taste and moral issues.",
">\n\nHow does it get around the moral issues? The zoo employees would still have to handle human remains. Despite what some people think, vegans are humans.",
">\n\nThat was clearly a joke so I don't know what you're on about.",
">\n\nThat feels like it's kind of disrespectful to the dead\nI mean, let's imagine there's an afterlife of some sort. After you die, would you really be comfortable with the idea that your body is being eaten by a lion?\nA practice I could get behind though, which I admit on the surface sounds kind of similar, is to bury the dead without a coffin and plant a tree over the grave site. That way your friends and family can visit a living thing to remember you by instead of just having a depressing, lifeless rock with your name on it. And not only that, but some part of you would be part of that tree",
">\n\nWhat a slippery slope of logic. Well why don't we just eat our dead then? What's the difference between a human hamburger and a hamburger?\nI also just realized that hamburger doesn't have any ham it.."
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Morals is the main reason. However biologically it is better to feed a carnivore herbivores. All energy on earth starts from the sun. Plants use the sun to make energy. Herbivores eat the plants and get about 10% of the energy in the plant. A predator then eats that herbivore and gets about 10% from the herbivore. So the predator gets about 1% of the energy that was in the original plant. If a bigger predator eats this predator then the bigger predator gets 10% of the smaller predator's energy or 0.1% of the energy that was in the plant. See the problem?
Unless you fed the humans on a strict plant diet it wouldn't be as effective energy wise as a cow. | [
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies.",
">\n\nMost humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable.",
">\n\nSo American humans are like Lay's Salt and Vinegar. Cool!",
">\n\nI guess morals first, but the bigger issue: \nMedication and drugs. Food is quality controlled to an extent and it would require a drug panel for human remains since OTC medications and recreational drugs wouldn't be listed on your charts. \nThen there's disease. For example: Animals with cancer cannot be sold or used for food consumption according to federal rules.\nThen the expense of refrigeration, transport, and butchering. At this point we'd only be good for scavenger animals that have the immune and digestive systems to eat partially decomposed meat. \nAs for anyone saying the animals would get a taste for human meat is incorrect. Meat is meat. Dogs who live on slaughter farms eats fresh kill all the time and don't attack the livestock. Sometimes farmers toss testicles to the dogs after livestock castration. I don't see dogs chasing bull or horse testicles. Now, if we threw live humans to be hunted and killed by prey animals then we might have a situation.",
">\n\nApart from the cows and chickens pumped full of antibiotics?",
">\n\nSome cultures do feed us to the animals. Read up on sky burials or if you feel upto it, view on YouTube.",
">\n\nIt’s like with chickens. You don’t feed them with the eggs because they get addicted and eat all of their eggs",
">\n\nThat's only partly true though. Hens use a lot of calcium up in making the egg shell. You can crush the shell and offer it back to them to supplement thier diets. \nNot crushing it can lead to them breaking thier own eggs if they are truly deficient though.",
">\n\n\nThe moral/emotional reason due to our empathizing with our fellow man.\nTransport and storage, how are you getting/preserving a body from where it died to where it is getting eaten. How do you prevent zoos in urban cities from being flush so much of this 'food' that 90% of it is still 'wasted' because it rots before it can get to a hungry animal. We solve this 'problem' with animal meat by butchering the animal when convenient or having an immediate planned preservation strategy. Humans don't have a pre-death body preservation scheme set up usually.\nAnimals that die of natural causes tend to have something 'wrong' with them. Disease, poor diets, just old and not as succulent meat, etc. Your 'quality' for this food is going to be all over the place because once again the animal isn't being killed when it is convenient for the value of their meat.\nPulling from 3, this variety in diet is not conducive to the health of the animal, like a lion itself. If you have a cat / dog would you feed them random mystery packets of food just because they were free (and usually healthy for them), or would you pay a little bit of money for peace of mind on knowing they're consistently eating something you know is good/agrees with them. Unless you're in a super austerity environment, you're going to be fine spending a bit more for that consistency of food quality.",
">\n\nThe difference is the emotional connection we have to certain pieces of meat. Funeral services with burying and cremation are mainly for the living, not the dead",
">\n\nSo apex predators, once they taste human flesh, develop a taste for it (with the exception of sharks). As someone else said, it would create a risk for the zookeepers and other humans. This is why large predators like the big cats have to be put down once they kill a human. It isn't a sort of 'death penalty' because it killed someone - it's because once they kill, there's no going back.",
">\n\nWhat about just throwing us in the ocean for sharks to eat instead?",
">\n\nI’d donate my body. Some people might not be healthy enough to be food.",
">\n\nEating meat eating animals has a higher risk of disease and parasites. It is also not as tasty due to generally having a higher amount of muscle in meat eating creatures.\nBut mostly morals.",
">\n\nSo we can feed them the vegans? That gets around both the taste and moral issues.",
">\n\nHow does it get around the moral issues? The zoo employees would still have to handle human remains. Despite what some people think, vegans are humans.",
">\n\nThat was clearly a joke so I don't know what you're on about.",
">\n\nThat feels like it's kind of disrespectful to the dead\nI mean, let's imagine there's an afterlife of some sort. After you die, would you really be comfortable with the idea that your body is being eaten by a lion?\nA practice I could get behind though, which I admit on the surface sounds kind of similar, is to bury the dead without a coffin and plant a tree over the grave site. That way your friends and family can visit a living thing to remember you by instead of just having a depressing, lifeless rock with your name on it. And not only that, but some part of you would be part of that tree",
">\n\nWhat a slippery slope of logic. Well why don't we just eat our dead then? What's the difference between a human hamburger and a hamburger?\nI also just realized that hamburger doesn't have any ham it..",
">\n\nIf you want to be eco friendly you do a tree pod burial,. At least that wsy you may end up benefiting animals indirectly."
] |
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So......we should feed vegans to lions? | [
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies.",
">\n\nMost humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable.",
">\n\nSo American humans are like Lay's Salt and Vinegar. Cool!",
">\n\nI guess morals first, but the bigger issue: \nMedication and drugs. Food is quality controlled to an extent and it would require a drug panel for human remains since OTC medications and recreational drugs wouldn't be listed on your charts. \nThen there's disease. For example: Animals with cancer cannot be sold or used for food consumption according to federal rules.\nThen the expense of refrigeration, transport, and butchering. At this point we'd only be good for scavenger animals that have the immune and digestive systems to eat partially decomposed meat. \nAs for anyone saying the animals would get a taste for human meat is incorrect. Meat is meat. Dogs who live on slaughter farms eats fresh kill all the time and don't attack the livestock. Sometimes farmers toss testicles to the dogs after livestock castration. I don't see dogs chasing bull or horse testicles. Now, if we threw live humans to be hunted and killed by prey animals then we might have a situation.",
">\n\nApart from the cows and chickens pumped full of antibiotics?",
">\n\nSome cultures do feed us to the animals. Read up on sky burials or if you feel upto it, view on YouTube.",
">\n\nIt’s like with chickens. You don’t feed them with the eggs because they get addicted and eat all of their eggs",
">\n\nThat's only partly true though. Hens use a lot of calcium up in making the egg shell. You can crush the shell and offer it back to them to supplement thier diets. \nNot crushing it can lead to them breaking thier own eggs if they are truly deficient though.",
">\n\n\nThe moral/emotional reason due to our empathizing with our fellow man.\nTransport and storage, how are you getting/preserving a body from where it died to where it is getting eaten. How do you prevent zoos in urban cities from being flush so much of this 'food' that 90% of it is still 'wasted' because it rots before it can get to a hungry animal. We solve this 'problem' with animal meat by butchering the animal when convenient or having an immediate planned preservation strategy. Humans don't have a pre-death body preservation scheme set up usually.\nAnimals that die of natural causes tend to have something 'wrong' with them. Disease, poor diets, just old and not as succulent meat, etc. Your 'quality' for this food is going to be all over the place because once again the animal isn't being killed when it is convenient for the value of their meat.\nPulling from 3, this variety in diet is not conducive to the health of the animal, like a lion itself. If you have a cat / dog would you feed them random mystery packets of food just because they were free (and usually healthy for them), or would you pay a little bit of money for peace of mind on knowing they're consistently eating something you know is good/agrees with them. Unless you're in a super austerity environment, you're going to be fine spending a bit more for that consistency of food quality.",
">\n\nThe difference is the emotional connection we have to certain pieces of meat. Funeral services with burying and cremation are mainly for the living, not the dead",
">\n\nSo apex predators, once they taste human flesh, develop a taste for it (with the exception of sharks). As someone else said, it would create a risk for the zookeepers and other humans. This is why large predators like the big cats have to be put down once they kill a human. It isn't a sort of 'death penalty' because it killed someone - it's because once they kill, there's no going back.",
">\n\nWhat about just throwing us in the ocean for sharks to eat instead?",
">\n\nI’d donate my body. Some people might not be healthy enough to be food.",
">\n\nEating meat eating animals has a higher risk of disease and parasites. It is also not as tasty due to generally having a higher amount of muscle in meat eating creatures.\nBut mostly morals.",
">\n\nSo we can feed them the vegans? That gets around both the taste and moral issues.",
">\n\nHow does it get around the moral issues? The zoo employees would still have to handle human remains. Despite what some people think, vegans are humans.",
">\n\nThat was clearly a joke so I don't know what you're on about.",
">\n\nThat feels like it's kind of disrespectful to the dead\nI mean, let's imagine there's an afterlife of some sort. After you die, would you really be comfortable with the idea that your body is being eaten by a lion?\nA practice I could get behind though, which I admit on the surface sounds kind of similar, is to bury the dead without a coffin and plant a tree over the grave site. That way your friends and family can visit a living thing to remember you by instead of just having a depressing, lifeless rock with your name on it. And not only that, but some part of you would be part of that tree",
">\n\nWhat a slippery slope of logic. Well why don't we just eat our dead then? What's the difference between a human hamburger and a hamburger?\nI also just realized that hamburger doesn't have any ham it..",
">\n\nIf you want to be eco friendly you do a tree pod burial,. At least that wsy you may end up benefiting animals indirectly.",
">\n\nMorals is the main reason. However biologically it is better to feed a carnivore herbivores. All energy on earth starts from the sun. Plants use the sun to make energy. Herbivores eat the plants and get about 10% of the energy in the plant. A predator then eats that herbivore and gets about 10% from the herbivore. So the predator gets about 1% of the energy that was in the original plant. If a bigger predator eats this predator then the bigger predator gets 10% of the smaller predator's energy or 0.1% of the energy that was in the plant. See the problem? \nUnless you fed the humans on a strict plant diet it wouldn't be as effective energy wise as a cow."
] |
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Now you're cooking with gas | [
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nThe biggest issue I see with this is zoo carnivores associating human bodies and smells to food. Zookeepers, zoology veterinarians and even the public would be at a much greater risk.",
">\n\nThat, and I think it is a far assessment to say the human body isn’t as nutritious as what these animals would naturally eat. We eat a lot of garbage.",
">\n\nWhat are you trying to say? That I am what I eat? Absurd, bro",
">\n\nSniff I am the happy, happy, happy, happy, happiest pizza",
">\n\nNobody wants to think about mom being eaten at the zoo! I read a story about a son who followed his mother's last wish and donated her body to science, She ended up being blown up by the US Army... Research for explosives and effective armor. It seems he was pretty pissed off!",
">\n\n\"Nobody wants to think about mom being eaten at a zoo!\"\nBut here we are camping under the skies at the zoo, and trying to keep my wife's moans and squeals timed with the animal noises.",
">\n\nAight I mean, you do you I guess",
">\n\nhis wifes doing him",
">\n\nNo I am doing my wife.",
">\n\nNah you’re wife’s doing you I bet",
">\n\nWell I do like a good cowgirl",
">\n\nI wouldn't feed an animal me. They deserve MUCH better than that.",
">\n\nYall saying a lot of stuff about humans being unfit for consumption or for safety reasons, but why is nobody talking about how the zookeepers would have to handle human meat? I feel like that would take a toll on a lot of people's mental...",
">\n\nA zoo could hire morticians and morticians are used to working with dead humans. You need to make sure that the body is not embalmed. Many people would love a job that pays twice minimum wage. Some people would wonder about someone who has 2 jobs: Cooking hamburgers and cooking human bodies.",
">\n\nMost humans won’t be fit for consumption. People who die are usually on medications which could harm the animal. Americans in particular also have high sodium levels. You could use healthy accident victims but those are usually involved in an investigation too long to be unusable.",
">\n\nSo American humans are like Lay's Salt and Vinegar. Cool!",
">\n\nI guess morals first, but the bigger issue: \nMedication and drugs. Food is quality controlled to an extent and it would require a drug panel for human remains since OTC medications and recreational drugs wouldn't be listed on your charts. \nThen there's disease. For example: Animals with cancer cannot be sold or used for food consumption according to federal rules.\nThen the expense of refrigeration, transport, and butchering. At this point we'd only be good for scavenger animals that have the immune and digestive systems to eat partially decomposed meat. \nAs for anyone saying the animals would get a taste for human meat is incorrect. Meat is meat. Dogs who live on slaughter farms eats fresh kill all the time and don't attack the livestock. Sometimes farmers toss testicles to the dogs after livestock castration. I don't see dogs chasing bull or horse testicles. Now, if we threw live humans to be hunted and killed by prey animals then we might have a situation.",
">\n\nApart from the cows and chickens pumped full of antibiotics?",
">\n\nSome cultures do feed us to the animals. Read up on sky burials or if you feel upto it, view on YouTube.",
">\n\nIt’s like with chickens. You don’t feed them with the eggs because they get addicted and eat all of their eggs",
">\n\nThat's only partly true though. Hens use a lot of calcium up in making the egg shell. You can crush the shell and offer it back to them to supplement thier diets. \nNot crushing it can lead to them breaking thier own eggs if they are truly deficient though.",
">\n\n\nThe moral/emotional reason due to our empathizing with our fellow man.\nTransport and storage, how are you getting/preserving a body from where it died to where it is getting eaten. How do you prevent zoos in urban cities from being flush so much of this 'food' that 90% of it is still 'wasted' because it rots before it can get to a hungry animal. We solve this 'problem' with animal meat by butchering the animal when convenient or having an immediate planned preservation strategy. Humans don't have a pre-death body preservation scheme set up usually.\nAnimals that die of natural causes tend to have something 'wrong' with them. Disease, poor diets, just old and not as succulent meat, etc. Your 'quality' for this food is going to be all over the place because once again the animal isn't being killed when it is convenient for the value of their meat.\nPulling from 3, this variety in diet is not conducive to the health of the animal, like a lion itself. If you have a cat / dog would you feed them random mystery packets of food just because they were free (and usually healthy for them), or would you pay a little bit of money for peace of mind on knowing they're consistently eating something you know is good/agrees with them. Unless you're in a super austerity environment, you're going to be fine spending a bit more for that consistency of food quality.",
">\n\nThe difference is the emotional connection we have to certain pieces of meat. Funeral services with burying and cremation are mainly for the living, not the dead",
">\n\nSo apex predators, once they taste human flesh, develop a taste for it (with the exception of sharks). As someone else said, it would create a risk for the zookeepers and other humans. This is why large predators like the big cats have to be put down once they kill a human. It isn't a sort of 'death penalty' because it killed someone - it's because once they kill, there's no going back.",
">\n\nWhat about just throwing us in the ocean for sharks to eat instead?",
">\n\nI’d donate my body. Some people might not be healthy enough to be food.",
">\n\nEating meat eating animals has a higher risk of disease and parasites. It is also not as tasty due to generally having a higher amount of muscle in meat eating creatures.\nBut mostly morals.",
">\n\nSo we can feed them the vegans? That gets around both the taste and moral issues.",
">\n\nHow does it get around the moral issues? The zoo employees would still have to handle human remains. Despite what some people think, vegans are humans.",
">\n\nThat was clearly a joke so I don't know what you're on about.",
">\n\nThat feels like it's kind of disrespectful to the dead\nI mean, let's imagine there's an afterlife of some sort. After you die, would you really be comfortable with the idea that your body is being eaten by a lion?\nA practice I could get behind though, which I admit on the surface sounds kind of similar, is to bury the dead without a coffin and plant a tree over the grave site. That way your friends and family can visit a living thing to remember you by instead of just having a depressing, lifeless rock with your name on it. And not only that, but some part of you would be part of that tree",
">\n\nWhat a slippery slope of logic. Well why don't we just eat our dead then? What's the difference between a human hamburger and a hamburger?\nI also just realized that hamburger doesn't have any ham it..",
">\n\nIf you want to be eco friendly you do a tree pod burial,. At least that wsy you may end up benefiting animals indirectly.",
">\n\nMorals is the main reason. However biologically it is better to feed a carnivore herbivores. All energy on earth starts from the sun. Plants use the sun to make energy. Herbivores eat the plants and get about 10% of the energy in the plant. A predator then eats that herbivore and gets about 10% from the herbivore. So the predator gets about 1% of the energy that was in the original plant. If a bigger predator eats this predator then the bigger predator gets 10% of the smaller predator's energy or 0.1% of the energy that was in the plant. See the problem? \nUnless you fed the humans on a strict plant diet it wouldn't be as effective energy wise as a cow.",
">\n\nSo......we should feed vegans to lions?"
] |
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