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[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s" ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying" ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses." ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin" ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish" ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣" ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer." ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!" ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone" ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?" ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?", ">\n\nUm, George, it's called a recall and the people in your district don't seem super thrilled with you right now." ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?", ">\n\nUm, George, it's called a recall and the people in your district don't seem super thrilled with you right now.", ">\n\nYou can’t recall elected officials at the federal leve" ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?", ">\n\nUm, George, it's called a recall and the people in your district don't seem super thrilled with you right now.", ">\n\nYou can’t recall elected officials at the federal leve", ">\n\nOhh, shoot. Reps always feel local to me." ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?", ">\n\nUm, George, it's called a recall and the people in your district don't seem super thrilled with you right now.", ">\n\nYou can’t recall elected officials at the federal leve", ">\n\nOhh, shoot. Reps always feel local to me.", ">\n\nI actually find his presence in congress to be extremely helpful in raising awareness in the electorate and the political parties that vetting candidates is important. He's an absolute caricature of a lying politician, and the absurdity of his continued presence in congress is a non-stop circus." ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?", ">\n\nUm, George, it's called a recall and the people in your district don't seem super thrilled with you right now.", ">\n\nYou can’t recall elected officials at the federal leve", ">\n\nOhh, shoot. Reps always feel local to me.", ">\n\nI actually find his presence in congress to be extremely helpful in raising awareness in the electorate and the political parties that vetting candidates is important. He's an absolute caricature of a lying politician, and the absurdity of his continued presence in congress is a non-stop circus.", ">\n\nAsking" ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?", ">\n\nUm, George, it's called a recall and the people in your district don't seem super thrilled with you right now.", ">\n\nYou can’t recall elected officials at the federal leve", ">\n\nOhh, shoot. Reps always feel local to me.", ">\n\nI actually find his presence in congress to be extremely helpful in raising awareness in the electorate and the political parties that vetting candidates is important. He's an absolute caricature of a lying politician, and the absurdity of his continued presence in congress is a non-stop circus.", ">\n\nAsking", ">\n\nPlease resign. Im asking" ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?", ">\n\nUm, George, it's called a recall and the people in your district don't seem super thrilled with you right now.", ">\n\nYou can’t recall elected officials at the federal leve", ">\n\nOhh, shoot. Reps always feel local to me.", ">\n\nI actually find his presence in congress to be extremely helpful in raising awareness in the electorate and the political parties that vetting candidates is important. He's an absolute caricature of a lying politician, and the absurdity of his continued presence in congress is a non-stop circus.", ">\n\nAsking", ">\n\nPlease resign. Im asking", ">\n\nHe’s just trolling people now" ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?", ">\n\nUm, George, it's called a recall and the people in your district don't seem super thrilled with you right now.", ">\n\nYou can’t recall elected officials at the federal leve", ">\n\nOhh, shoot. Reps always feel local to me.", ">\n\nI actually find his presence in congress to be extremely helpful in raising awareness in the electorate and the political parties that vetting candidates is important. He's an absolute caricature of a lying politician, and the absurdity of his continued presence in congress is a non-stop circus.", ">\n\nAsking", ">\n\nPlease resign. Im asking", ">\n\nHe’s just trolling people now", ">\n\nLooks like our boy George is in a bit of hot water. 142 people huh? That's not a lot to ask for, considering the amount of BS he's been spouting. I hope he keeps his word and resigns if that many people ask him to. I'm sure there's plenty of people who are more than happy to oblige." ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?", ">\n\nUm, George, it's called a recall and the people in your district don't seem super thrilled with you right now.", ">\n\nYou can’t recall elected officials at the federal leve", ">\n\nOhh, shoot. Reps always feel local to me.", ">\n\nI actually find his presence in congress to be extremely helpful in raising awareness in the electorate and the political parties that vetting candidates is important. He's an absolute caricature of a lying politician, and the absurdity of his continued presence in congress is a non-stop circus.", ">\n\nAsking", ">\n\nPlease resign. Im asking", ">\n\nHe’s just trolling people now", ">\n\nLooks like our boy George is in a bit of hot water. 142 people huh? That's not a lot to ask for, considering the amount of BS he's been spouting. I hope he keeps his word and resigns if that many people ask him to. I'm sure there's plenty of people who are more than happy to oblige.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people that voted for him still think he’s an OK guy." ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?", ">\n\nUm, George, it's called a recall and the people in your district don't seem super thrilled with you right now.", ">\n\nYou can’t recall elected officials at the federal leve", ">\n\nOhh, shoot. Reps always feel local to me.", ">\n\nI actually find his presence in congress to be extremely helpful in raising awareness in the electorate and the political parties that vetting candidates is important. He's an absolute caricature of a lying politician, and the absurdity of his continued presence in congress is a non-stop circus.", ">\n\nAsking", ">\n\nPlease resign. Im asking", ">\n\nHe’s just trolling people now", ">\n\nLooks like our boy George is in a bit of hot water. 142 people huh? That's not a lot to ask for, considering the amount of BS he's been spouting. I hope he keeps his word and resigns if that many people ask him to. I'm sure there's plenty of people who are more than happy to oblige.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people that voted for him still think he’s an OK guy.", ">\n\nConsider me asking" ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?", ">\n\nUm, George, it's called a recall and the people in your district don't seem super thrilled with you right now.", ">\n\nYou can’t recall elected officials at the federal leve", ">\n\nOhh, shoot. Reps always feel local to me.", ">\n\nI actually find his presence in congress to be extremely helpful in raising awareness in the electorate and the political parties that vetting candidates is important. He's an absolute caricature of a lying politician, and the absurdity of his continued presence in congress is a non-stop circus.", ">\n\nAsking", ">\n\nPlease resign. Im asking", ">\n\nHe’s just trolling people now", ">\n\nLooks like our boy George is in a bit of hot water. 142 people huh? That's not a lot to ask for, considering the amount of BS he's been spouting. I hope he keeps his word and resigns if that many people ask him to. I'm sure there's plenty of people who are more than happy to oblige.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people that voted for him still think he’s an OK guy.", ">\n\nConsider me asking", ">\n\ngoddamnit. is 142 some new alt-right nazi dog whistle I need to pay attention to now?" ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?", ">\n\nUm, George, it's called a recall and the people in your district don't seem super thrilled with you right now.", ">\n\nYou can’t recall elected officials at the federal leve", ">\n\nOhh, shoot. Reps always feel local to me.", ">\n\nI actually find his presence in congress to be extremely helpful in raising awareness in the electorate and the political parties that vetting candidates is important. He's an absolute caricature of a lying politician, and the absurdity of his continued presence in congress is a non-stop circus.", ">\n\nAsking", ">\n\nPlease resign. Im asking", ">\n\nHe’s just trolling people now", ">\n\nLooks like our boy George is in a bit of hot water. 142 people huh? That's not a lot to ask for, considering the amount of BS he's been spouting. I hope he keeps his word and resigns if that many people ask him to. I'm sure there's plenty of people who are more than happy to oblige.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people that voted for him still think he’s an OK guy.", ">\n\nConsider me asking", ">\n\ngoddamnit. is 142 some new alt-right nazi dog whistle I need to pay attention to now?", ">\n\nWhen the DA shows up, it'll just be one person 'telling'" ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?", ">\n\nUm, George, it's called a recall and the people in your district don't seem super thrilled with you right now.", ">\n\nYou can’t recall elected officials at the federal leve", ">\n\nOhh, shoot. Reps always feel local to me.", ">\n\nI actually find his presence in congress to be extremely helpful in raising awareness in the electorate and the political parties that vetting candidates is important. He's an absolute caricature of a lying politician, and the absurdity of his continued presence in congress is a non-stop circus.", ">\n\nAsking", ">\n\nPlease resign. Im asking", ">\n\nHe’s just trolling people now", ">\n\nLooks like our boy George is in a bit of hot water. 142 people huh? That's not a lot to ask for, considering the amount of BS he's been spouting. I hope he keeps his word and resigns if that many people ask him to. I'm sure there's plenty of people who are more than happy to oblige.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people that voted for him still think he’s an OK guy.", ">\n\nConsider me asking", ">\n\ngoddamnit. is 142 some new alt-right nazi dog whistle I need to pay attention to now?", ">\n\nWhen the DA shows up, it'll just be one person 'telling'", ">\n\nIn Russia, Putin would have invited him for some tea. Nobody would ask anything." ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?", ">\n\nUm, George, it's called a recall and the people in your district don't seem super thrilled with you right now.", ">\n\nYou can’t recall elected officials at the federal leve", ">\n\nOhh, shoot. Reps always feel local to me.", ">\n\nI actually find his presence in congress to be extremely helpful in raising awareness in the electorate and the political parties that vetting candidates is important. He's an absolute caricature of a lying politician, and the absurdity of his continued presence in congress is a non-stop circus.", ">\n\nAsking", ">\n\nPlease resign. Im asking", ">\n\nHe’s just trolling people now", ">\n\nLooks like our boy George is in a bit of hot water. 142 people huh? That's not a lot to ask for, considering the amount of BS he's been spouting. I hope he keeps his word and resigns if that many people ask him to. I'm sure there's plenty of people who are more than happy to oblige.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people that voted for him still think he’s an OK guy.", ">\n\nConsider me asking", ">\n\ngoddamnit. is 142 some new alt-right nazi dog whistle I need to pay attention to now?", ">\n\nWhen the DA shows up, it'll just be one person 'telling'", ">\n\nIn Russia, Putin would have invited him for some tea. Nobody would ask anything.", ">\n\nHe's the perfect slimeball to serve in slimeball Congress." ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?", ">\n\nUm, George, it's called a recall and the people in your district don't seem super thrilled with you right now.", ">\n\nYou can’t recall elected officials at the federal leve", ">\n\nOhh, shoot. Reps always feel local to me.", ">\n\nI actually find his presence in congress to be extremely helpful in raising awareness in the electorate and the political parties that vetting candidates is important. He's an absolute caricature of a lying politician, and the absurdity of his continued presence in congress is a non-stop circus.", ">\n\nAsking", ">\n\nPlease resign. Im asking", ">\n\nHe’s just trolling people now", ">\n\nLooks like our boy George is in a bit of hot water. 142 people huh? That's not a lot to ask for, considering the amount of BS he's been spouting. I hope he keeps his word and resigns if that many people ask him to. I'm sure there's plenty of people who are more than happy to oblige.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people that voted for him still think he’s an OK guy.", ">\n\nConsider me asking", ">\n\ngoddamnit. is 142 some new alt-right nazi dog whistle I need to pay attention to now?", ">\n\nWhen the DA shows up, it'll just be one person 'telling'", ">\n\nIn Russia, Putin would have invited him for some tea. Nobody would ask anything.", ">\n\nHe's the perfect slimeball to serve in slimeball Congress.", ">\n\nThat’s weird. A republican with no shame. I’m really surprised he hasn’t gotten enough support within his own party. They’re the ones who want to talk about a moral compass which they know nothing about. If he was a democrat he would be out already." ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?", ">\n\nUm, George, it's called a recall and the people in your district don't seem super thrilled with you right now.", ">\n\nYou can’t recall elected officials at the federal leve", ">\n\nOhh, shoot. Reps always feel local to me.", ">\n\nI actually find his presence in congress to be extremely helpful in raising awareness in the electorate and the political parties that vetting candidates is important. He's an absolute caricature of a lying politician, and the absurdity of his continued presence in congress is a non-stop circus.", ">\n\nAsking", ">\n\nPlease resign. Im asking", ">\n\nHe’s just trolling people now", ">\n\nLooks like our boy George is in a bit of hot water. 142 people huh? That's not a lot to ask for, considering the amount of BS he's been spouting. I hope he keeps his word and resigns if that many people ask him to. I'm sure there's plenty of people who are more than happy to oblige.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people that voted for him still think he’s an OK guy.", ">\n\nConsider me asking", ">\n\ngoddamnit. is 142 some new alt-right nazi dog whistle I need to pay attention to now?", ">\n\nWhen the DA shows up, it'll just be one person 'telling'", ">\n\nIn Russia, Putin would have invited him for some tea. Nobody would ask anything.", ">\n\nHe's the perfect slimeball to serve in slimeball Congress.", ">\n\nThat’s weird. A republican with no shame. I’m really surprised he hasn’t gotten enough support within his own party. They’re the ones who want to talk about a moral compass which they know nothing about. If he was a democrat he would be out already.", ">\n\nkid you're a star" ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?", ">\n\nUm, George, it's called a recall and the people in your district don't seem super thrilled with you right now.", ">\n\nYou can’t recall elected officials at the federal leve", ">\n\nOhh, shoot. Reps always feel local to me.", ">\n\nI actually find his presence in congress to be extremely helpful in raising awareness in the electorate and the political parties that vetting candidates is important. He's an absolute caricature of a lying politician, and the absurdity of his continued presence in congress is a non-stop circus.", ">\n\nAsking", ">\n\nPlease resign. Im asking", ">\n\nHe’s just trolling people now", ">\n\nLooks like our boy George is in a bit of hot water. 142 people huh? That's not a lot to ask for, considering the amount of BS he's been spouting. I hope he keeps his word and resigns if that many people ask him to. I'm sure there's plenty of people who are more than happy to oblige.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people that voted for him still think he’s an OK guy.", ">\n\nConsider me asking", ">\n\ngoddamnit. is 142 some new alt-right nazi dog whistle I need to pay attention to now?", ">\n\nWhen the DA shows up, it'll just be one person 'telling'", ">\n\nIn Russia, Putin would have invited him for some tea. Nobody would ask anything.", ">\n\nHe's the perfect slimeball to serve in slimeball Congress.", ">\n\nThat’s weird. A republican with no shame. I’m really surprised he hasn’t gotten enough support within his own party. They’re the ones who want to talk about a moral compass which they know nothing about. If he was a democrat he would be out already.", ">\n\nkid you're a star", ">\n\nDon't get your hopes up folks, these goalposts were built with wheels." ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?", ">\n\nUm, George, it's called a recall and the people in your district don't seem super thrilled with you right now.", ">\n\nYou can’t recall elected officials at the federal leve", ">\n\nOhh, shoot. Reps always feel local to me.", ">\n\nI actually find his presence in congress to be extremely helpful in raising awareness in the electorate and the political parties that vetting candidates is important. He's an absolute caricature of a lying politician, and the absurdity of his continued presence in congress is a non-stop circus.", ">\n\nAsking", ">\n\nPlease resign. Im asking", ">\n\nHe’s just trolling people now", ">\n\nLooks like our boy George is in a bit of hot water. 142 people huh? That's not a lot to ask for, considering the amount of BS he's been spouting. I hope he keeps his word and resigns if that many people ask him to. I'm sure there's plenty of people who are more than happy to oblige.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people that voted for him still think he’s an OK guy.", ">\n\nConsider me asking", ">\n\ngoddamnit. is 142 some new alt-right nazi dog whistle I need to pay attention to now?", ">\n\nWhen the DA shows up, it'll just be one person 'telling'", ">\n\nIn Russia, Putin would have invited him for some tea. Nobody would ask anything.", ">\n\nHe's the perfect slimeball to serve in slimeball Congress.", ">\n\nThat’s weird. A republican with no shame. I’m really surprised he hasn’t gotten enough support within his own party. They’re the ones who want to talk about a moral compass which they know nothing about. If he was a democrat he would be out already.", ">\n\nkid you're a star", ">\n\nDon't get your hopes up folks, these goalposts were built with wheels.", ">\n\n142 what thousand, million? Maybe he means 142 billion" ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?", ">\n\nUm, George, it's called a recall and the people in your district don't seem super thrilled with you right now.", ">\n\nYou can’t recall elected officials at the federal leve", ">\n\nOhh, shoot. Reps always feel local to me.", ">\n\nI actually find his presence in congress to be extremely helpful in raising awareness in the electorate and the political parties that vetting candidates is important. He's an absolute caricature of a lying politician, and the absurdity of his continued presence in congress is a non-stop circus.", ">\n\nAsking", ">\n\nPlease resign. Im asking", ">\n\nHe’s just trolling people now", ">\n\nLooks like our boy George is in a bit of hot water. 142 people huh? That's not a lot to ask for, considering the amount of BS he's been spouting. I hope he keeps his word and resigns if that many people ask him to. I'm sure there's plenty of people who are more than happy to oblige.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people that voted for him still think he’s an OK guy.", ">\n\nConsider me asking", ">\n\ngoddamnit. is 142 some new alt-right nazi dog whistle I need to pay attention to now?", ">\n\nWhen the DA shows up, it'll just be one person 'telling'", ">\n\nIn Russia, Putin would have invited him for some tea. Nobody would ask anything.", ">\n\nHe's the perfect slimeball to serve in slimeball Congress.", ">\n\nThat’s weird. A republican with no shame. I’m really surprised he hasn’t gotten enough support within his own party. They’re the ones who want to talk about a moral compass which they know nothing about. If he was a democrat he would be out already.", ">\n\nkid you're a star", ">\n\nDon't get your hopes up folks, these goalposts were built with wheels.", ">\n\n142 what thousand, million? Maybe he means 142 billion", ">\n\nCause he’s never lied before" ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?", ">\n\nUm, George, it's called a recall and the people in your district don't seem super thrilled with you right now.", ">\n\nYou can’t recall elected officials at the federal leve", ">\n\nOhh, shoot. Reps always feel local to me.", ">\n\nI actually find his presence in congress to be extremely helpful in raising awareness in the electorate and the political parties that vetting candidates is important. He's an absolute caricature of a lying politician, and the absurdity of his continued presence in congress is a non-stop circus.", ">\n\nAsking", ">\n\nPlease resign. Im asking", ">\n\nHe’s just trolling people now", ">\n\nLooks like our boy George is in a bit of hot water. 142 people huh? That's not a lot to ask for, considering the amount of BS he's been spouting. I hope he keeps his word and resigns if that many people ask him to. I'm sure there's plenty of people who are more than happy to oblige.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people that voted for him still think he’s an OK guy.", ">\n\nConsider me asking", ">\n\ngoddamnit. is 142 some new alt-right nazi dog whistle I need to pay attention to now?", ">\n\nWhen the DA shows up, it'll just be one person 'telling'", ">\n\nIn Russia, Putin would have invited him for some tea. Nobody would ask anything.", ">\n\nHe's the perfect slimeball to serve in slimeball Congress.", ">\n\nThat’s weird. A republican with no shame. I’m really surprised he hasn’t gotten enough support within his own party. They’re the ones who want to talk about a moral compass which they know nothing about. If he was a democrat he would be out already.", ">\n\nkid you're a star", ">\n\nDon't get your hopes up folks, these goalposts were built with wheels.", ">\n\n142 what thousand, million? Maybe he means 142 billion", ">\n\nCause he’s never lied before", ">\n\nPlease resign. +1" ]

[ "Lol isn't there a petition already with thousands of signatures?", ">\n\nYeah but he didn't say which 142 people.", ">\n\nThis is my though- hope someone is looking at that angle.", ">\n\n'143' asked so I'm not resigning.", ">\n\n142-ish", ">\n\nBy his definition of Jew ish we are all Jewish.", ">\n\nLike Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like Like", ">\n\nWhat have I done?", ">\n\nLooks like that eyebrow is gonna be gone soon! 😱", ">\n\nIt needs to be the right eyebrow that you destroy!", ">\n\n\nLeft eyebrow turns into a unibrow\n”You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the right eyebrows, not join them!”", ">\n\n\n\"I will resign if 88 people ask me to\", exclaimed Rep. Santos as he motioned to the press with a distinctive hand gesture often associated with \"white power\" organizations.", ">\n\n\"And if there are 14 more people with very strong words about my being a Congressman going forward, then we will also take that into consideration.\"", ">\n\nHe is an ass, but I think it is misleading and he mispoke. A statement he appears to have immediately corrected. He obviously meant the 142k people that voted for him to get this asshat in office. No someone needs to get a petition or a recall election in his district to get him gone.", ">\n\nThere is no recall process for Congress. He'll either have to resign under pressure or be expelled or his district will have to vote him out next election cycle.", ">\n\nhe will be assigned to no committees, invited to no meetings, take no wives, own no lands, and no hold no titles. \nbeing a congress member in the house when all you get to do is vote on bills is like owning a jetski without a gas tank. you can launch it and float around on it, but you're not going to have the same experience as everyone else.", ">\n\nUnless I've missed something, I don't think McCarthy has indicated Santos won't be on committees, so he'll get his time, make a spectacle and the media will cover it, because that's what they do.\nI agree freshman congressman have little power or influence, but I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot is around for the next two years. McCarthy is probably excited about the distraction Santos provides.", ">\n\ni don't know, santos was pretty radioactive during the whole speaker debacle.", ">\n\nMcCarthy has explicitly said that he will put Santos on committees.", ">\n\n“I meant 142 thousand people.”\n“I meant 142 thousand people in my district.”\n“I meant 142,000 people in my district…with red hair.”", ">\n\nJust begging for a recall election.", ">\n\nWish that was possible.", ">\n\nI'm sure this statement from rep Santos is completely above board and worth trusting.\nI can't wait until he says he meant 142-ish but nevermind.", ">\n\nGuys I didn’t say I would resign, I said I would re-sign my lease", ">\n\nIf his mouth is open, he’s lying. If he’s on a keyboard, he’s lying. If there is a pen or pencil in his hand, he’s lying. And when he was administered the Oath of Office, he lied.", ">\n\nI am asking.", ">\n\nThis is a cry for attention, like Musk saying he would step down as CEO of Twitter if users voted for it, which they promptly did. Musk is still Twitter CEO, and Santos will probably remain in the House.", ">\n\nmoments after 142 people ask: \"No, not like that\"", ">\n\nGet those 142 requests and watch the goalposts move everywhere.", ">\n\n*142 people ask *\n“I said left handed people. Plus it was rigged. I demand a recount”\n— George Santos, next week", ">\n\nThat comment dated real quick. Didn't even take 30 minutes.", ">\n\n… I may sound crazy and just going to say I think he maybe lying… and the gop doesn’t have a history of telling the truth or believing in votes/democracy/the public…", ">\n\nSantos says it has to be the 142,000 people that voted for him in his district. Those same 142,000 voters he represents…he doesn’t plan on going anywhere. McCarthy needs George Santos vote. It’s like a co-dependent relationship except they make legislature.", ">\n\nThe number was 142 THOUSAND.\nNot 142.\nNot sure how this article got past the editor. It’s the amount of people he won by. He’s being facetious.", ">\n\nSantos later corrected himself and said 142k. The number of people who voted for him.", ">\n\nAnother lie", ">\n\n\nHowever, upon walking into his office during a separate exchange with reporters, Santos was asked whether he would resign, and he said, \"I will not resign. I will be continuing to hold my office elected by the people.\"\n\nDo not believe a word that comes out his mouth.", ">\n\nPlease resign.", ">\n\nHow does one ask?", ">\n\n\"Challenge accepted!\"", ">\n\nI’m sure he’ll follow through on that… I mean, he’s proven he’s trustworthy. /s", ">\n\nUmm he’s lying", ">\n\nI believe he meant to say 142,000 which is the amount of voters that put him into office under false pretenses.", ">\n\nSantos is actually a fae and you must find out his real name and say it backwards to him 3 times like Rumplestiltskin", ">\n\nHe will resign-ish", ">\n\nUm ... should we name this \"the case of the missing zeroes\"?\nReuters states \"142 people\", but NBCNews states \"142,000 people\".\nCan we not believe the internet news people any more? (VBG) 🤣 🤣", ">\n\nMy eyebrow just got much safer.", ">\n\nIt's breathing a sigh of relief for the last minute reprieve!", ">\n\nThe dude needs to resign with dignity, he lied to voters this is the definition of fraud. He is unfit to serve. Unfortunately he won't be forced to since the Republicans gutted the ethics committee, and it appears the(actor) I mean current house speaker, won't do anything...... Not surprised, I guess the US is turning into the Roman empire which is really sad ....... It's not too late though thankfully I hope there are still those serving in public office who still have a backbone", ">\n\nDignity?!?", ">\n\nUm, George, it's called a recall and the people in your district don't seem super thrilled with you right now.", ">\n\nYou can’t recall elected officials at the federal leve", ">\n\nOhh, shoot. Reps always feel local to me.", ">\n\nI actually find his presence in congress to be extremely helpful in raising awareness in the electorate and the political parties that vetting candidates is important. He's an absolute caricature of a lying politician, and the absurdity of his continued presence in congress is a non-stop circus.", ">\n\nAsking", ">\n\nPlease resign. Im asking", ">\n\nHe’s just trolling people now", ">\n\nLooks like our boy George is in a bit of hot water. 142 people huh? That's not a lot to ask for, considering the amount of BS he's been spouting. I hope he keeps his word and resigns if that many people ask him to. I'm sure there's plenty of people who are more than happy to oblige.", ">\n\nI wonder how many people that voted for him still think he’s an OK guy.", ">\n\nConsider me asking", ">\n\ngoddamnit. is 142 some new alt-right nazi dog whistle I need to pay attention to now?", ">\n\nWhen the DA shows up, it'll just be one person 'telling'", ">\n\nIn Russia, Putin would have invited him for some tea. Nobody would ask anything.", ">\n\nHe's the perfect slimeball to serve in slimeball Congress.", ">\n\nThat’s weird. A republican with no shame. I’m really surprised he hasn’t gotten enough support within his own party. They’re the ones who want to talk about a moral compass which they know nothing about. If he was a democrat he would be out already.", ">\n\nkid you're a star", ">\n\nDon't get your hopes up folks, these goalposts were built with wheels.", ">\n\n142 what thousand, million? Maybe he means 142 billion", ">\n\nCause he’s never lied before", ">\n\nPlease resign. +1", ">\n\nThe Plan is brilliantly flawless and flawlessly brilliant. This part of the movie is so much fun and exciting to watch. It just keeps getting more intriguing. (Making more popcorn)" ]

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[ "I think they're fun" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in.", ">\n\nI mean, it makes sense to use them for maki, for example. \nBack in my early college days, when I was weak, and dirt-poor, I would go to get cheap sushi from a place that would frequently forget to give me chop-sticks. Have you ever tried to eat a maki roll with a fork??? The rice breaks apart instantly, the roll unravels and it becomes a huge mess. I'd still eat it... but... not as good if I had chopsticks." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in.", ">\n\nI mean, it makes sense to use them for maki, for example. \nBack in my early college days, when I was weak, and dirt-poor, I would go to get cheap sushi from a place that would frequently forget to give me chop-sticks. Have you ever tried to eat a maki roll with a fork??? The rice breaks apart instantly, the roll unravels and it becomes a huge mess. I'd still eat it... but... not as good if I had chopsticks.", ">\n\nthey are surprisingly great for spaghetti. with a fork, you need to turn it to get the noodles swirled around. with chopsticks you only need to do a tiny circular motion with them" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in.", ">\n\nI mean, it makes sense to use them for maki, for example. \nBack in my early college days, when I was weak, and dirt-poor, I would go to get cheap sushi from a place that would frequently forget to give me chop-sticks. Have you ever tried to eat a maki roll with a fork??? The rice breaks apart instantly, the roll unravels and it becomes a huge mess. I'd still eat it... but... not as good if I had chopsticks.", ">\n\nthey are surprisingly great for spaghetti. with a fork, you need to turn it to get the noodles swirled around. with chopsticks you only need to do a tiny circular motion with them", ">\n\nWho's out here saying chopsticks are by far better than forks. Not an unpopular opinion at all" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in.", ">\n\nI mean, it makes sense to use them for maki, for example. \nBack in my early college days, when I was weak, and dirt-poor, I would go to get cheap sushi from a place that would frequently forget to give me chop-sticks. Have you ever tried to eat a maki roll with a fork??? The rice breaks apart instantly, the roll unravels and it becomes a huge mess. I'd still eat it... but... not as good if I had chopsticks.", ">\n\nthey are surprisingly great for spaghetti. with a fork, you need to turn it to get the noodles swirled around. with chopsticks you only need to do a tiny circular motion with them", ">\n\nWho's out here saying chopsticks are by far better than forks. Not an unpopular opinion at all", ">\n\nI will literally use them for any cuisine. I keep a fat stack of them in the silverware drawer." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in.", ">\n\nI mean, it makes sense to use them for maki, for example. \nBack in my early college days, when I was weak, and dirt-poor, I would go to get cheap sushi from a place that would frequently forget to give me chop-sticks. Have you ever tried to eat a maki roll with a fork??? The rice breaks apart instantly, the roll unravels and it becomes a huge mess. I'd still eat it... but... not as good if I had chopsticks.", ">\n\nthey are surprisingly great for spaghetti. with a fork, you need to turn it to get the noodles swirled around. with chopsticks you only need to do a tiny circular motion with them", ">\n\nWho's out here saying chopsticks are by far better than forks. Not an unpopular opinion at all", ">\n\nI will literally use them for any cuisine. I keep a fat stack of them in the silverware drawer.", ">\n\nLots of people in Asia get food at a convenience store and eat it right there in the store or just outside. With ramen they give you wooden chopsticks. Always seemed like the best way to eat to it to me." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in.", ">\n\nI mean, it makes sense to use them for maki, for example. \nBack in my early college days, when I was weak, and dirt-poor, I would go to get cheap sushi from a place that would frequently forget to give me chop-sticks. Have you ever tried to eat a maki roll with a fork??? The rice breaks apart instantly, the roll unravels and it becomes a huge mess. I'd still eat it... but... not as good if I had chopsticks.", ">\n\nthey are surprisingly great for spaghetti. with a fork, you need to turn it to get the noodles swirled around. with chopsticks you only need to do a tiny circular motion with them", ">\n\nWho's out here saying chopsticks are by far better than forks. Not an unpopular opinion at all", ">\n\nI will literally use them for any cuisine. I keep a fat stack of them in the silverware drawer.", ">\n\nLots of people in Asia get food at a convenience store and eat it right there in the store or just outside. With ramen they give you wooden chopsticks. Always seemed like the best way to eat to it to me.", ">\n\nI do not care for them either." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in.", ">\n\nI mean, it makes sense to use them for maki, for example. \nBack in my early college days, when I was weak, and dirt-poor, I would go to get cheap sushi from a place that would frequently forget to give me chop-sticks. Have you ever tried to eat a maki roll with a fork??? The rice breaks apart instantly, the roll unravels and it becomes a huge mess. I'd still eat it... but... not as good if I had chopsticks.", ">\n\nthey are surprisingly great for spaghetti. with a fork, you need to turn it to get the noodles swirled around. with chopsticks you only need to do a tiny circular motion with them", ">\n\nWho's out here saying chopsticks are by far better than forks. Not an unpopular opinion at all", ">\n\nI will literally use them for any cuisine. I keep a fat stack of them in the silverware drawer.", ">\n\nLots of people in Asia get food at a convenience store and eat it right there in the store or just outside. With ramen they give you wooden chopsticks. Always seemed like the best way to eat to it to me.", ">\n\nI do not care for them either.", ">\n\nI grew up on a fork + spoon kind of house, but chopsticks are far superiror in certain applications\nThey don't mush your salad is the most important one for me lol. I hate when I eat for an example a fruit salad with grapes or blueberries and the fork cannot pierce them/pick them up and when it does they are not only mushy to hell, but they also lose that crisp pop they normally do when you take the first bite." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in.", ">\n\nI mean, it makes sense to use them for maki, for example. \nBack in my early college days, when I was weak, and dirt-poor, I would go to get cheap sushi from a place that would frequently forget to give me chop-sticks. Have you ever tried to eat a maki roll with a fork??? The rice breaks apart instantly, the roll unravels and it becomes a huge mess. I'd still eat it... but... not as good if I had chopsticks.", ">\n\nthey are surprisingly great for spaghetti. with a fork, you need to turn it to get the noodles swirled around. with chopsticks you only need to do a tiny circular motion with them", ">\n\nWho's out here saying chopsticks are by far better than forks. Not an unpopular opinion at all", ">\n\nI will literally use them for any cuisine. I keep a fat stack of them in the silverware drawer.", ">\n\nLots of people in Asia get food at a convenience store and eat it right there in the store or just outside. With ramen they give you wooden chopsticks. Always seemed like the best way to eat to it to me.", ">\n\nI do not care for them either.", ">\n\nI grew up on a fork + spoon kind of house, but chopsticks are far superiror in certain applications\nThey don't mush your salad is the most important one for me lol. I hate when I eat for an example a fruit salad with grapes or blueberries and the fork cannot pierce them/pick them up and when it does they are not only mushy to hell, but they also lose that crisp pop they normally do when you take the first bite.", ">\n\nChopsticks are more easily manufactured as disposable versions. Thats why they remain popular." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in.", ">\n\nI mean, it makes sense to use them for maki, for example. \nBack in my early college days, when I was weak, and dirt-poor, I would go to get cheap sushi from a place that would frequently forget to give me chop-sticks. Have you ever tried to eat a maki roll with a fork??? The rice breaks apart instantly, the roll unravels and it becomes a huge mess. I'd still eat it... but... not as good if I had chopsticks.", ">\n\nthey are surprisingly great for spaghetti. with a fork, you need to turn it to get the noodles swirled around. with chopsticks you only need to do a tiny circular motion with them", ">\n\nWho's out here saying chopsticks are by far better than forks. Not an unpopular opinion at all", ">\n\nI will literally use them for any cuisine. I keep a fat stack of them in the silverware drawer.", ">\n\nLots of people in Asia get food at a convenience store and eat it right there in the store or just outside. With ramen they give you wooden chopsticks. Always seemed like the best way to eat to it to me.", ">\n\nI do not care for them either.", ">\n\nI grew up on a fork + spoon kind of house, but chopsticks are far superiror in certain applications\nThey don't mush your salad is the most important one for me lol. I hate when I eat for an example a fruit salad with grapes or blueberries and the fork cannot pierce them/pick them up and when it does they are not only mushy to hell, but they also lose that crisp pop they normally do when you take the first bite.", ">\n\nChopsticks are more easily manufactured as disposable versions. Thats why they remain popular.", ">\n\nHonestly some foods you sorta need to come at from the sides." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in.", ">\n\nI mean, it makes sense to use them for maki, for example. \nBack in my early college days, when I was weak, and dirt-poor, I would go to get cheap sushi from a place that would frequently forget to give me chop-sticks. Have you ever tried to eat a maki roll with a fork??? The rice breaks apart instantly, the roll unravels and it becomes a huge mess. I'd still eat it... but... not as good if I had chopsticks.", ">\n\nthey are surprisingly great for spaghetti. with a fork, you need to turn it to get the noodles swirled around. with chopsticks you only need to do a tiny circular motion with them", ">\n\nWho's out here saying chopsticks are by far better than forks. Not an unpopular opinion at all", ">\n\nI will literally use them for any cuisine. I keep a fat stack of them in the silverware drawer.", ">\n\nLots of people in Asia get food at a convenience store and eat it right there in the store or just outside. With ramen they give you wooden chopsticks. Always seemed like the best way to eat to it to me.", ">\n\nI do not care for them either.", ">\n\nI grew up on a fork + spoon kind of house, but chopsticks are far superiror in certain applications\nThey don't mush your salad is the most important one for me lol. I hate when I eat for an example a fruit salad with grapes or blueberries and the fork cannot pierce them/pick them up and when it does they are not only mushy to hell, but they also lose that crisp pop they normally do when you take the first bite.", ">\n\nChopsticks are more easily manufactured as disposable versions. Thats why they remain popular.", ">\n\nHonestly some foods you sorta need to come at from the sides.", ">\n\nI've got a category you didn't consider. Production." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in.", ">\n\nI mean, it makes sense to use them for maki, for example. \nBack in my early college days, when I was weak, and dirt-poor, I would go to get cheap sushi from a place that would frequently forget to give me chop-sticks. Have you ever tried to eat a maki roll with a fork??? The rice breaks apart instantly, the roll unravels and it becomes a huge mess. I'd still eat it... but... not as good if I had chopsticks.", ">\n\nthey are surprisingly great for spaghetti. with a fork, you need to turn it to get the noodles swirled around. with chopsticks you only need to do a tiny circular motion with them", ">\n\nWho's out here saying chopsticks are by far better than forks. Not an unpopular opinion at all", ">\n\nI will literally use them for any cuisine. I keep a fat stack of them in the silverware drawer.", ">\n\nLots of people in Asia get food at a convenience store and eat it right there in the store or just outside. With ramen they give you wooden chopsticks. Always seemed like the best way to eat to it to me.", ">\n\nI do not care for them either.", ">\n\nI grew up on a fork + spoon kind of house, but chopsticks are far superiror in certain applications\nThey don't mush your salad is the most important one for me lol. I hate when I eat for an example a fruit salad with grapes or blueberries and the fork cannot pierce them/pick them up and when it does they are not only mushy to hell, but they also lose that crisp pop they normally do when you take the first bite.", ">\n\nChopsticks are more easily manufactured as disposable versions. Thats why they remain popular.", ">\n\nHonestly some foods you sorta need to come at from the sides.", ">\n\nI've got a category you didn't consider. Production.", ">\n\nThey are nice for eating noodles , forks are just not as fun in eating noodles, they are also great for sushi and chips.\nWhite rice tastes better with chopstick than spoon, it just vibe different, I dont know how to explain." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in.", ">\n\nI mean, it makes sense to use them for maki, for example. \nBack in my early college days, when I was weak, and dirt-poor, I would go to get cheap sushi from a place that would frequently forget to give me chop-sticks. Have you ever tried to eat a maki roll with a fork??? The rice breaks apart instantly, the roll unravels and it becomes a huge mess. I'd still eat it... but... not as good if I had chopsticks.", ">\n\nthey are surprisingly great for spaghetti. with a fork, you need to turn it to get the noodles swirled around. with chopsticks you only need to do a tiny circular motion with them", ">\n\nWho's out here saying chopsticks are by far better than forks. Not an unpopular opinion at all", ">\n\nI will literally use them for any cuisine. I keep a fat stack of them in the silverware drawer.", ">\n\nLots of people in Asia get food at a convenience store and eat it right there in the store or just outside. With ramen they give you wooden chopsticks. Always seemed like the best way to eat to it to me.", ">\n\nI do not care for them either.", ">\n\nI grew up on a fork + spoon kind of house, but chopsticks are far superiror in certain applications\nThey don't mush your salad is the most important one for me lol. I hate when I eat for an example a fruit salad with grapes or blueberries and the fork cannot pierce them/pick them up and when it does they are not only mushy to hell, but they also lose that crisp pop they normally do when you take the first bite.", ">\n\nChopsticks are more easily manufactured as disposable versions. Thats why they remain popular.", ">\n\nHonestly some foods you sorta need to come at from the sides.", ">\n\nI've got a category you didn't consider. Production.", ">\n\nThey are nice for eating noodles , forks are just not as fun in eating noodles, they are also great for sushi and chips.\nWhite rice tastes better with chopstick than spoon, it just vibe different, I dont know how to explain.", ">\n\nThey’re fun and that’s good enough." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in.", ">\n\nI mean, it makes sense to use them for maki, for example. \nBack in my early college days, when I was weak, and dirt-poor, I would go to get cheap sushi from a place that would frequently forget to give me chop-sticks. Have you ever tried to eat a maki roll with a fork??? The rice breaks apart instantly, the roll unravels and it becomes a huge mess. I'd still eat it... but... not as good if I had chopsticks.", ">\n\nthey are surprisingly great for spaghetti. with a fork, you need to turn it to get the noodles swirled around. with chopsticks you only need to do a tiny circular motion with them", ">\n\nWho's out here saying chopsticks are by far better than forks. Not an unpopular opinion at all", ">\n\nI will literally use them for any cuisine. I keep a fat stack of them in the silverware drawer.", ">\n\nLots of people in Asia get food at a convenience store and eat it right there in the store or just outside. With ramen they give you wooden chopsticks. Always seemed like the best way to eat to it to me.", ">\n\nI do not care for them either.", ">\n\nI grew up on a fork + spoon kind of house, but chopsticks are far superiror in certain applications\nThey don't mush your salad is the most important one for me lol. I hate when I eat for an example a fruit salad with grapes or blueberries and the fork cannot pierce them/pick them up and when it does they are not only mushy to hell, but they also lose that crisp pop they normally do when you take the first bite.", ">\n\nChopsticks are more easily manufactured as disposable versions. Thats why they remain popular.", ">\n\nHonestly some foods you sorta need to come at from the sides.", ">\n\nI've got a category you didn't consider. Production.", ">\n\nThey are nice for eating noodles , forks are just not as fun in eating noodles, they are also great for sushi and chips.\nWhite rice tastes better with chopstick than spoon, it just vibe different, I dont know how to explain.", ">\n\nThey’re fun and that’s good enough.", ">\n\nThat's cuz you suck at using them. They are a very precise tool. Can you pick a grain of rice with your spoon or fork ?" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in.", ">\n\nI mean, it makes sense to use them for maki, for example. \nBack in my early college days, when I was weak, and dirt-poor, I would go to get cheap sushi from a place that would frequently forget to give me chop-sticks. Have you ever tried to eat a maki roll with a fork??? The rice breaks apart instantly, the roll unravels and it becomes a huge mess. I'd still eat it... but... not as good if I had chopsticks.", ">\n\nthey are surprisingly great for spaghetti. with a fork, you need to turn it to get the noodles swirled around. with chopsticks you only need to do a tiny circular motion with them", ">\n\nWho's out here saying chopsticks are by far better than forks. Not an unpopular opinion at all", ">\n\nI will literally use them for any cuisine. I keep a fat stack of them in the silverware drawer.", ">\n\nLots of people in Asia get food at a convenience store and eat it right there in the store or just outside. With ramen they give you wooden chopsticks. Always seemed like the best way to eat to it to me.", ">\n\nI do not care for them either.", ">\n\nI grew up on a fork + spoon kind of house, but chopsticks are far superiror in certain applications\nThey don't mush your salad is the most important one for me lol. I hate when I eat for an example a fruit salad with grapes or blueberries and the fork cannot pierce them/pick them up and when it does they are not only mushy to hell, but they also lose that crisp pop they normally do when you take the first bite.", ">\n\nChopsticks are more easily manufactured as disposable versions. Thats why they remain popular.", ">\n\nHonestly some foods you sorta need to come at from the sides.", ">\n\nI've got a category you didn't consider. Production.", ">\n\nThey are nice for eating noodles , forks are just not as fun in eating noodles, they are also great for sushi and chips.\nWhite rice tastes better with chopstick than spoon, it just vibe different, I dont know how to explain.", ">\n\nThey’re fun and that’s good enough.", ">\n\nThat's cuz you suck at using them. They are a very precise tool. Can you pick a grain of rice with your spoon or fork ?", ">\n\nEver try eating potato chips or cheetos with a fork or spoon?" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in.", ">\n\nI mean, it makes sense to use them for maki, for example. \nBack in my early college days, when I was weak, and dirt-poor, I would go to get cheap sushi from a place that would frequently forget to give me chop-sticks. Have you ever tried to eat a maki roll with a fork??? The rice breaks apart instantly, the roll unravels and it becomes a huge mess. I'd still eat it... but... not as good if I had chopsticks.", ">\n\nthey are surprisingly great for spaghetti. with a fork, you need to turn it to get the noodles swirled around. with chopsticks you only need to do a tiny circular motion with them", ">\n\nWho's out here saying chopsticks are by far better than forks. Not an unpopular opinion at all", ">\n\nI will literally use them for any cuisine. I keep a fat stack of them in the silverware drawer.", ">\n\nLots of people in Asia get food at a convenience store and eat it right there in the store or just outside. With ramen they give you wooden chopsticks. Always seemed like the best way to eat to it to me.", ">\n\nI do not care for them either.", ">\n\nI grew up on a fork + spoon kind of house, but chopsticks are far superiror in certain applications\nThey don't mush your salad is the most important one for me lol. I hate when I eat for an example a fruit salad with grapes or blueberries and the fork cannot pierce them/pick them up and when it does they are not only mushy to hell, but they also lose that crisp pop they normally do when you take the first bite.", ">\n\nChopsticks are more easily manufactured as disposable versions. Thats why they remain popular.", ">\n\nHonestly some foods you sorta need to come at from the sides.", ">\n\nI've got a category you didn't consider. Production.", ">\n\nThey are nice for eating noodles , forks are just not as fun in eating noodles, they are also great for sushi and chips.\nWhite rice tastes better with chopstick than spoon, it just vibe different, I dont know how to explain.", ">\n\nThey’re fun and that’s good enough.", ">\n\nThat's cuz you suck at using them. They are a very precise tool. Can you pick a grain of rice with your spoon or fork ?", ">\n\nEver try eating potato chips or cheetos with a fork or spoon?", ">\n\nI prefer them, my motor skills are weird so I can use them easier than I can use knives/forks/spoons. \nRegarding some foods, how useful chopsticks are can slightly depend on what chopsticks you are using, as Japanese/Chinese/Korean chopsticks are made differently (I don't personally know about the differences between them and Vietnamese chopsticks) and therefore are often better at different things. \nI do get where you're coming from though atleast from an eating angle, they don't seem to have much more benefit over other forms of eating. Cooking wise though they can be pretty helpful. I have a bunch of cooking chopsticks and they're often nice just because I don't have to change what I'm using that much when I'm making stuff for myself at home so that's often pretty handy. You can use them for cooking itself as well as for mixing. Good for when you need to move one thing specifically out of multiple small ish things on a pan, nice for stuff like scrambled eggs, good for whisking if you don't have a whisk, nice for deep frying, etc. I think lots of the hype for chopsticks is how versatile chopsticks can be, as opposed to other things where you need multiple different things." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in.", ">\n\nI mean, it makes sense to use them for maki, for example. \nBack in my early college days, when I was weak, and dirt-poor, I would go to get cheap sushi from a place that would frequently forget to give me chop-sticks. Have you ever tried to eat a maki roll with a fork??? The rice breaks apart instantly, the roll unravels and it becomes a huge mess. I'd still eat it... but... not as good if I had chopsticks.", ">\n\nthey are surprisingly great for spaghetti. with a fork, you need to turn it to get the noodles swirled around. with chopsticks you only need to do a tiny circular motion with them", ">\n\nWho's out here saying chopsticks are by far better than forks. Not an unpopular opinion at all", ">\n\nI will literally use them for any cuisine. I keep a fat stack of them in the silverware drawer.", ">\n\nLots of people in Asia get food at a convenience store and eat it right there in the store or just outside. With ramen they give you wooden chopsticks. Always seemed like the best way to eat to it to me.", ">\n\nI do not care for them either.", ">\n\nI grew up on a fork + spoon kind of house, but chopsticks are far superiror in certain applications\nThey don't mush your salad is the most important one for me lol. I hate when I eat for an example a fruit salad with grapes or blueberries and the fork cannot pierce them/pick them up and when it does they are not only mushy to hell, but they also lose that crisp pop they normally do when you take the first bite.", ">\n\nChopsticks are more easily manufactured as disposable versions. Thats why they remain popular.", ">\n\nHonestly some foods you sorta need to come at from the sides.", ">\n\nI've got a category you didn't consider. Production.", ">\n\nThey are nice for eating noodles , forks are just not as fun in eating noodles, they are also great for sushi and chips.\nWhite rice tastes better with chopstick than spoon, it just vibe different, I dont know how to explain.", ">\n\nThey’re fun and that’s good enough.", ">\n\nThat's cuz you suck at using them. They are a very precise tool. Can you pick a grain of rice with your spoon or fork ?", ">\n\nEver try eating potato chips or cheetos with a fork or spoon?", ">\n\nI prefer them, my motor skills are weird so I can use them easier than I can use knives/forks/spoons. \nRegarding some foods, how useful chopsticks are can slightly depend on what chopsticks you are using, as Japanese/Chinese/Korean chopsticks are made differently (I don't personally know about the differences between them and Vietnamese chopsticks) and therefore are often better at different things. \nI do get where you're coming from though atleast from an eating angle, they don't seem to have much more benefit over other forms of eating. Cooking wise though they can be pretty helpful. I have a bunch of cooking chopsticks and they're often nice just because I don't have to change what I'm using that much when I'm making stuff for myself at home so that's often pretty handy. You can use them for cooking itself as well as for mixing. Good for when you need to move one thing specifically out of multiple small ish things on a pan, nice for stuff like scrambled eggs, good for whisking if you don't have a whisk, nice for deep frying, etc. I think lots of the hype for chopsticks is how versatile chopsticks can be, as opposed to other things where you need multiple different things.", ">\n\nUsing chip sticks helps prevent Alzheimer's disease." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in.", ">\n\nI mean, it makes sense to use them for maki, for example. \nBack in my early college days, when I was weak, and dirt-poor, I would go to get cheap sushi from a place that would frequently forget to give me chop-sticks. Have you ever tried to eat a maki roll with a fork??? The rice breaks apart instantly, the roll unravels and it becomes a huge mess. I'd still eat it... but... not as good if I had chopsticks.", ">\n\nthey are surprisingly great for spaghetti. with a fork, you need to turn it to get the noodles swirled around. with chopsticks you only need to do a tiny circular motion with them", ">\n\nWho's out here saying chopsticks are by far better than forks. Not an unpopular opinion at all", ">\n\nI will literally use them for any cuisine. I keep a fat stack of them in the silverware drawer.", ">\n\nLots of people in Asia get food at a convenience store and eat it right there in the store or just outside. With ramen they give you wooden chopsticks. Always seemed like the best way to eat to it to me.", ">\n\nI do not care for them either.", ">\n\nI grew up on a fork + spoon kind of house, but chopsticks are far superiror in certain applications\nThey don't mush your salad is the most important one for me lol. I hate when I eat for an example a fruit salad with grapes or blueberries and the fork cannot pierce them/pick them up and when it does they are not only mushy to hell, but they also lose that crisp pop they normally do when you take the first bite.", ">\n\nChopsticks are more easily manufactured as disposable versions. Thats why they remain popular.", ">\n\nHonestly some foods you sorta need to come at from the sides.", ">\n\nI've got a category you didn't consider. Production.", ">\n\nThey are nice for eating noodles , forks are just not as fun in eating noodles, they are also great for sushi and chips.\nWhite rice tastes better with chopstick than spoon, it just vibe different, I dont know how to explain.", ">\n\nThey’re fun and that’s good enough.", ">\n\nThat's cuz you suck at using them. They are a very precise tool. Can you pick a grain of rice with your spoon or fork ?", ">\n\nEver try eating potato chips or cheetos with a fork or spoon?", ">\n\nI prefer them, my motor skills are weird so I can use them easier than I can use knives/forks/spoons. \nRegarding some foods, how useful chopsticks are can slightly depend on what chopsticks you are using, as Japanese/Chinese/Korean chopsticks are made differently (I don't personally know about the differences between them and Vietnamese chopsticks) and therefore are often better at different things. \nI do get where you're coming from though atleast from an eating angle, they don't seem to have much more benefit over other forms of eating. Cooking wise though they can be pretty helpful. I have a bunch of cooking chopsticks and they're often nice just because I don't have to change what I'm using that much when I'm making stuff for myself at home so that's often pretty handy. You can use them for cooking itself as well as for mixing. Good for when you need to move one thing specifically out of multiple small ish things on a pan, nice for stuff like scrambled eggs, good for whisking if you don't have a whisk, nice for deep frying, etc. I think lots of the hype for chopsticks is how versatile chopsticks can be, as opposed to other things where you need multiple different things.", ">\n\nUsing chip sticks helps prevent Alzheimer's disease.", ">\n\nEver look closely at the inside of the fork tines at restaurants or other people's houses? Can be pretty gross. Chopsticks are way cleaner." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in.", ">\n\nI mean, it makes sense to use them for maki, for example. \nBack in my early college days, when I was weak, and dirt-poor, I would go to get cheap sushi from a place that would frequently forget to give me chop-sticks. Have you ever tried to eat a maki roll with a fork??? The rice breaks apart instantly, the roll unravels and it becomes a huge mess. I'd still eat it... but... not as good if I had chopsticks.", ">\n\nthey are surprisingly great for spaghetti. with a fork, you need to turn it to get the noodles swirled around. with chopsticks you only need to do a tiny circular motion with them", ">\n\nWho's out here saying chopsticks are by far better than forks. Not an unpopular opinion at all", ">\n\nI will literally use them for any cuisine. I keep a fat stack of them in the silverware drawer.", ">\n\nLots of people in Asia get food at a convenience store and eat it right there in the store or just outside. With ramen they give you wooden chopsticks. Always seemed like the best way to eat to it to me.", ">\n\nI do not care for them either.", ">\n\nI grew up on a fork + spoon kind of house, but chopsticks are far superiror in certain applications\nThey don't mush your salad is the most important one for me lol. I hate when I eat for an example a fruit salad with grapes or blueberries and the fork cannot pierce them/pick them up and when it does they are not only mushy to hell, but they also lose that crisp pop they normally do when you take the first bite.", ">\n\nChopsticks are more easily manufactured as disposable versions. Thats why they remain popular.", ">\n\nHonestly some foods you sorta need to come at from the sides.", ">\n\nI've got a category you didn't consider. Production.", ">\n\nThey are nice for eating noodles , forks are just not as fun in eating noodles, they are also great for sushi and chips.\nWhite rice tastes better with chopstick than spoon, it just vibe different, I dont know how to explain.", ">\n\nThey’re fun and that’s good enough.", ">\n\nThat's cuz you suck at using them. They are a very precise tool. Can you pick a grain of rice with your spoon or fork ?", ">\n\nEver try eating potato chips or cheetos with a fork or spoon?", ">\n\nI prefer them, my motor skills are weird so I can use them easier than I can use knives/forks/spoons. \nRegarding some foods, how useful chopsticks are can slightly depend on what chopsticks you are using, as Japanese/Chinese/Korean chopsticks are made differently (I don't personally know about the differences between them and Vietnamese chopsticks) and therefore are often better at different things. \nI do get where you're coming from though atleast from an eating angle, they don't seem to have much more benefit over other forms of eating. Cooking wise though they can be pretty helpful. I have a bunch of cooking chopsticks and they're often nice just because I don't have to change what I'm using that much when I'm making stuff for myself at home so that's often pretty handy. You can use them for cooking itself as well as for mixing. Good for when you need to move one thing specifically out of multiple small ish things on a pan, nice for stuff like scrambled eggs, good for whisking if you don't have a whisk, nice for deep frying, etc. I think lots of the hype for chopsticks is how versatile chopsticks can be, as opposed to other things where you need multiple different things.", ">\n\nUsing chip sticks helps prevent Alzheimer's disease.", ">\n\nEver look closely at the inside of the fork tines at restaurants or other people's houses? Can be pretty gross. Chopsticks are way cleaner.", ">\n\nThat just means it was poorly cleaned. Someone didn't take the time to actually wash them" ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in.", ">\n\nI mean, it makes sense to use them for maki, for example. \nBack in my early college days, when I was weak, and dirt-poor, I would go to get cheap sushi from a place that would frequently forget to give me chop-sticks. Have you ever tried to eat a maki roll with a fork??? The rice breaks apart instantly, the roll unravels and it becomes a huge mess. I'd still eat it... but... not as good if I had chopsticks.", ">\n\nthey are surprisingly great for spaghetti. with a fork, you need to turn it to get the noodles swirled around. with chopsticks you only need to do a tiny circular motion with them", ">\n\nWho's out here saying chopsticks are by far better than forks. Not an unpopular opinion at all", ">\n\nI will literally use them for any cuisine. I keep a fat stack of them in the silverware drawer.", ">\n\nLots of people in Asia get food at a convenience store and eat it right there in the store or just outside. With ramen they give you wooden chopsticks. Always seemed like the best way to eat to it to me.", ">\n\nI do not care for them either.", ">\n\nI grew up on a fork + spoon kind of house, but chopsticks are far superiror in certain applications\nThey don't mush your salad is the most important one for me lol. I hate when I eat for an example a fruit salad with grapes or blueberries and the fork cannot pierce them/pick them up and when it does they are not only mushy to hell, but they also lose that crisp pop they normally do when you take the first bite.", ">\n\nChopsticks are more easily manufactured as disposable versions. Thats why they remain popular.", ">\n\nHonestly some foods you sorta need to come at from the sides.", ">\n\nI've got a category you didn't consider. Production.", ">\n\nThey are nice for eating noodles , forks are just not as fun in eating noodles, they are also great for sushi and chips.\nWhite rice tastes better with chopstick than spoon, it just vibe different, I dont know how to explain.", ">\n\nThey’re fun and that’s good enough.", ">\n\nThat's cuz you suck at using them. They are a very precise tool. Can you pick a grain of rice with your spoon or fork ?", ">\n\nEver try eating potato chips or cheetos with a fork or spoon?", ">\n\nI prefer them, my motor skills are weird so I can use them easier than I can use knives/forks/spoons. \nRegarding some foods, how useful chopsticks are can slightly depend on what chopsticks you are using, as Japanese/Chinese/Korean chopsticks are made differently (I don't personally know about the differences between them and Vietnamese chopsticks) and therefore are often better at different things. \nI do get where you're coming from though atleast from an eating angle, they don't seem to have much more benefit over other forms of eating. Cooking wise though they can be pretty helpful. I have a bunch of cooking chopsticks and they're often nice just because I don't have to change what I'm using that much when I'm making stuff for myself at home so that's often pretty handy. You can use them for cooking itself as well as for mixing. Good for when you need to move one thing specifically out of multiple small ish things on a pan, nice for stuff like scrambled eggs, good for whisking if you don't have a whisk, nice for deep frying, etc. I think lots of the hype for chopsticks is how versatile chopsticks can be, as opposed to other things where you need multiple different things.", ">\n\nUsing chip sticks helps prevent Alzheimer's disease.", ">\n\nEver look closely at the inside of the fork tines at restaurants or other people's houses? Can be pretty gross. Chopsticks are way cleaner.", ">\n\nThat just means it was poorly cleaned. Someone didn't take the time to actually wash them", ">\n\nForks can be really hard to get everything from between the tines once it dries. I take a lot of time to make sure my forks are clean, and I can't imagine restaurants taking that same amount of time every time a fork is used. It's probably still sanitary, but there's going to be crap on your fork." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in.", ">\n\nI mean, it makes sense to use them for maki, for example. \nBack in my early college days, when I was weak, and dirt-poor, I would go to get cheap sushi from a place that would frequently forget to give me chop-sticks. Have you ever tried to eat a maki roll with a fork??? The rice breaks apart instantly, the roll unravels and it becomes a huge mess. I'd still eat it... but... not as good if I had chopsticks.", ">\n\nthey are surprisingly great for spaghetti. with a fork, you need to turn it to get the noodles swirled around. with chopsticks you only need to do a tiny circular motion with them", ">\n\nWho's out here saying chopsticks are by far better than forks. Not an unpopular opinion at all", ">\n\nI will literally use them for any cuisine. I keep a fat stack of them in the silverware drawer.", ">\n\nLots of people in Asia get food at a convenience store and eat it right there in the store or just outside. With ramen they give you wooden chopsticks. Always seemed like the best way to eat to it to me.", ">\n\nI do not care for them either.", ">\n\nI grew up on a fork + spoon kind of house, but chopsticks are far superiror in certain applications\nThey don't mush your salad is the most important one for me lol. I hate when I eat for an example a fruit salad with grapes or blueberries and the fork cannot pierce them/pick them up and when it does they are not only mushy to hell, but they also lose that crisp pop they normally do when you take the first bite.", ">\n\nChopsticks are more easily manufactured as disposable versions. Thats why they remain popular.", ">\n\nHonestly some foods you sorta need to come at from the sides.", ">\n\nI've got a category you didn't consider. Production.", ">\n\nThey are nice for eating noodles , forks are just not as fun in eating noodles, they are also great for sushi and chips.\nWhite rice tastes better with chopstick than spoon, it just vibe different, I dont know how to explain.", ">\n\nThey’re fun and that’s good enough.", ">\n\nThat's cuz you suck at using them. They are a very precise tool. Can you pick a grain of rice with your spoon or fork ?", ">\n\nEver try eating potato chips or cheetos with a fork or spoon?", ">\n\nI prefer them, my motor skills are weird so I can use them easier than I can use knives/forks/spoons. \nRegarding some foods, how useful chopsticks are can slightly depend on what chopsticks you are using, as Japanese/Chinese/Korean chopsticks are made differently (I don't personally know about the differences between them and Vietnamese chopsticks) and therefore are often better at different things. \nI do get where you're coming from though atleast from an eating angle, they don't seem to have much more benefit over other forms of eating. Cooking wise though they can be pretty helpful. I have a bunch of cooking chopsticks and they're often nice just because I don't have to change what I'm using that much when I'm making stuff for myself at home so that's often pretty handy. You can use them for cooking itself as well as for mixing. Good for when you need to move one thing specifically out of multiple small ish things on a pan, nice for stuff like scrambled eggs, good for whisking if you don't have a whisk, nice for deep frying, etc. I think lots of the hype for chopsticks is how versatile chopsticks can be, as opposed to other things where you need multiple different things.", ">\n\nUsing chip sticks helps prevent Alzheimer's disease.", ">\n\nEver look closely at the inside of the fork tines at restaurants or other people's houses? Can be pretty gross. Chopsticks are way cleaner.", ">\n\nThat just means it was poorly cleaned. Someone didn't take the time to actually wash them", ">\n\nForks can be really hard to get everything from between the tines once it dries. I take a lot of time to make sure my forks are clean, and I can't imagine restaurants taking that same amount of time every time a fork is used. It's probably still sanitary, but there's going to be crap on your fork.", ">\n\nEver try to pick food from between teeth with a butter knife? Soup spoon?? Salad for??? Break an end of a chopstick and you’d have no trouble finding something for the job." ]

[ "I think they're fun", ">\n\nThey are really fun. I love eating a chicken pot pie with chopsticks", ">\n\nChopsticks are best for eating Cheetos. So you don't get orange fingers.", ">\n\nAnd popcorn", ">\n\nI did all of my homework in college while eating popcorn with chopsticks so my paper wouldn’t get greasy", ">\n\nWhat I like about them is that is causes a person to eat slower (using them as a shovel tool from bowl to mouth excepted). It gives me a greater pleasure for enjoying the food. Not all the time but they are nice once in a while", ">\n\nThey save you from Doritos fingers tho", ">\n\nEating salad or pasta with chopsticks is far superior than anything.", ">\n\nIt's simply because you aren't as good at using them.", ">\n\nYou’re totally right, I am horrible at them. Does not change my argument though.", ">\n\nAs a Chinese person, I can eat an entire drum stick using chopsticks. The stuff you're talking about pretty much don't matter to me.", ">\n\nHow easily are you able to use a fork though? Because if forks are easier to learn for someone who has not used them a lot, compared to chopsticks which present difficulty for people learning east asian culture, I think that would be an advantage to the classic spoon and fork", ">\n\nFork is definitely easier to learn. Both have pros and cons. If I need to cut something, you need a fork. But if I’m just picking something up and moving it around either onto my plate or into my mouth, chopsticks are the way to go. \nWhole fish for example where you have to navigate around bones, a fork or spoon would be a horrible utensil. Why would you just dismiss chopsticks instead of getting better at it?", ">\n\nChopsticks are definitely better for certain things, especially Asian cuisine. Probably not if you’re bad at them, but I’ve never had an issue with chopsticks before", ">\n\nI challenge you to a cherry tomato eating contest - me with chopsticks vs. you with a fork!", ">\n\nJoke's on you! I'm gonna faceplant into them, atomising them in an instant and sucking in the particles like a vacuum \nChopsticks - 0\nFork- 0\nFaceplant - 99999999999\\^1008390", ">\n\nEating bone broth with chopsticks is the best diet tool ever!", ">\n\nMost Asian cultures have you use a combination of a spoon and chopsticks, no one is expecting you to eat rice with chopsticks, that's way too hard! \nChopsticks are good for certain dishes that are more common in Asian cuisine. Eating Sichuan food for example has a ton of chili's and would be really hard to eat with a fork, hot pot without chopsticks or tongs would be impossible, and soup dumplings would be destroyed with forks. \nMost American Asian food is totally better to eat with a fork (fried rice, stir fried noodles, curry and rice) but chopsticks can be way better in many other applications \n(Try eating messy snacks like Cheetos with chopsticks seriously it changed my life no Cheeto dust)", ">\n\nJapanese people eat rice with chopsticks only", ">\n\nTruuu and the bowl really helps! Eating rice in a bowl and lifting it up makes a big difference compared to most western style plates and eating customs", ">\n\nVietnamese people and a large amount of other south East Asian cultures don’t need to pick up the bowl to eat rice with chopsticks", ">\n\nStab sushi with a fork, it could fall apart as it is delicate\nPinch sushi with chopsticks keeps it intact\nAlso can be easier to grab something small with chopsticks vs trying to scoop it up with a fork\nAlso way better for eating something like ramen or pho", ">\n\nSushi is meant to be eaten with the fingers", ">\n\nDoritos should be eaten with chopsticks though.", ">\n\nThis is the whitest unpopular opinion!", ">\n\ncan’t argue with that", ">\n\nIn all seriousness, chopsticks aren't useful for western food, so if that's your main staple you aren't going to like them. But as soon as you have to eat authentic East Asian cuisine everything flips and a fork is useless.", ">\n\nName a better eating utensil to jerk off with\nCheckmate", ">\n\nChopsticks offer a level of precision a fork could never attain. You just have to master using them.", ">\n\nChopsticks beat the crap out of forks, especially for dishes like noodles.", ">\n\nIt's like bow and arrow, or cursive handwriting. \nIt takes skill but was born out of necessity. \nNowadays, it's just a matter of taste. Forks are a superior tool, hands down.", ">\n\nSorry to be that guy but it’s “borne”", ">", ">\n\nNah just people with no dexterity.", ">\n\nIt depends on what your eating and how good you are with chopsticks. If you suck at using chopsticks then stick to what you’re comfortable with.\nThat being said, food like hot pot, or shabu shabu, or sukiyaki is definitely better to be eating with chopsticks. It’s genuinely harder with a fork or spoon\nSure you could scoop your food out with a spoon or fork, plop it in your sauce, then grad a fork to get it to your mouth. But it’s so much easier to just use chopsticks. \nNot only that but you can use one pair of chopstick for everything instead of moving between utensils. For both cooking and eating. \nAnd as for using it with rice, depends on the rice. Steamed rice that’s a bit sticky, chopsticks are easy. Something like fried rice where the grains don’t stick, spoon.", ">\n\nThey're cheap. Interior in most ways sure, but they're more cost effective than forks for many applications.", ">\n\nYep, definitely. I will refer to my last paragraph in the description.", ">\n\nFair argument.", ">\n\nCheetos", ">\n\nChopsticks originated as a cooking utensil", ">\n\nI can't use them but they are obviously better for so many foods like rice and other asian food where they are used.", ">\n\nWell yeah or else we'd all be using them by now. Time has proven the fork and spoon are kings of the table.", ">\n\nI actually prefer chopsticks for any food that is bite sized, it’s faster and easier than a fork.", ">\n\nI prefer the texture of bamboo chopsticks when eating some types of food. It started out specifically with just sweet and sour chicken, which I now can't imagine eating with a fork, but it has since moved on to a few other foods, too.", ">\n\nMost Asian cuisine is bite-sized food so you don’t need a knife for cutting or a fork for piercing. Have you watched how Asians eat rice? They bring the bowl up to their mouth and and just push the rice in.", ">\n\nI mean, it makes sense to use them for maki, for example. \nBack in my early college days, when I was weak, and dirt-poor, I would go to get cheap sushi from a place that would frequently forget to give me chop-sticks. Have you ever tried to eat a maki roll with a fork??? The rice breaks apart instantly, the roll unravels and it becomes a huge mess. I'd still eat it... but... not as good if I had chopsticks.", ">\n\nthey are surprisingly great for spaghetti. with a fork, you need to turn it to get the noodles swirled around. with chopsticks you only need to do a tiny circular motion with them", ">\n\nWho's out here saying chopsticks are by far better than forks. Not an unpopular opinion at all", ">\n\nI will literally use them for any cuisine. I keep a fat stack of them in the silverware drawer.", ">\n\nLots of people in Asia get food at a convenience store and eat it right there in the store or just outside. With ramen they give you wooden chopsticks. Always seemed like the best way to eat to it to me.", ">\n\nI do not care for them either.", ">\n\nI grew up on a fork + spoon kind of house, but chopsticks are far superiror in certain applications\nThey don't mush your salad is the most important one for me lol. I hate when I eat for an example a fruit salad with grapes or blueberries and the fork cannot pierce them/pick them up and when it does they are not only mushy to hell, but they also lose that crisp pop they normally do when you take the first bite.", ">\n\nChopsticks are more easily manufactured as disposable versions. Thats why they remain popular.", ">\n\nHonestly some foods you sorta need to come at from the sides.", ">\n\nI've got a category you didn't consider. Production.", ">\n\nThey are nice for eating noodles , forks are just not as fun in eating noodles, they are also great for sushi and chips.\nWhite rice tastes better with chopstick than spoon, it just vibe different, I dont know how to explain.", ">\n\nThey’re fun and that’s good enough.", ">\n\nThat's cuz you suck at using them. They are a very precise tool. Can you pick a grain of rice with your spoon or fork ?", ">\n\nEver try eating potato chips or cheetos with a fork or spoon?", ">\n\nI prefer them, my motor skills are weird so I can use them easier than I can use knives/forks/spoons. \nRegarding some foods, how useful chopsticks are can slightly depend on what chopsticks you are using, as Japanese/Chinese/Korean chopsticks are made differently (I don't personally know about the differences between them and Vietnamese chopsticks) and therefore are often better at different things. \nI do get where you're coming from though atleast from an eating angle, they don't seem to have much more benefit over other forms of eating. Cooking wise though they can be pretty helpful. I have a bunch of cooking chopsticks and they're often nice just because I don't have to change what I'm using that much when I'm making stuff for myself at home so that's often pretty handy. You can use them for cooking itself as well as for mixing. Good for when you need to move one thing specifically out of multiple small ish things on a pan, nice for stuff like scrambled eggs, good for whisking if you don't have a whisk, nice for deep frying, etc. I think lots of the hype for chopsticks is how versatile chopsticks can be, as opposed to other things where you need multiple different things.", ">\n\nUsing chip sticks helps prevent Alzheimer's disease.", ">\n\nEver look closely at the inside of the fork tines at restaurants or other people's houses? Can be pretty gross. Chopsticks are way cleaner.", ">\n\nThat just means it was poorly cleaned. Someone didn't take the time to actually wash them", ">\n\nForks can be really hard to get everything from between the tines once it dries. I take a lot of time to make sure my forks are clean, and I can't imagine restaurants taking that same amount of time every time a fork is used. It's probably still sanitary, but there's going to be crap on your fork.", ">\n\nEver try to pick food from between teeth with a butter knife? Soup spoon?? Salad for??? Break an end of a chopstick and you’d have no trouble finding something for the job.", ">\n\nChop sticks are great for all types of things. They are tools. Different tools do different jobs. \nThis is sub should be renamed stupid opinions." ]

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