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[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight….." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old)." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner..." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again.", ">\n\nSounds like two Death Eaters arguing about the return of Voldemort." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again.", ">\n\nSounds like two Death Eaters arguing about the return of Voldemort.", ">\n\nGod no one cares and this isn’t news" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again.", ">\n\nSounds like two Death Eaters arguing about the return of Voldemort.", ">\n\nGod no one cares and this isn’t news", ">\n\nfight! fight! fight!" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again.", ">\n\nSounds like two Death Eaters arguing about the return of Voldemort.", ">\n\nGod no one cares and this isn’t news", ">\n\nfight! fight! fight!", ">\n\nThieves" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again.", ">\n\nSounds like two Death Eaters arguing about the return of Voldemort.", ">\n\nGod no one cares and this isn’t news", ">\n\nfight! fight! fight!", ">\n\nThieves", ">\n\noh noz…" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again.", ">\n\nSounds like two Death Eaters arguing about the return of Voldemort.", ">\n\nGod no one cares and this isn’t news", ">\n\nfight! fight! fight!", ">\n\nThieves", ">\n\noh noz…", ">\n\nCleanup on aisle 15.." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again.", ">\n\nSounds like two Death Eaters arguing about the return of Voldemort.", ">\n\nGod no one cares and this isn’t news", ">\n\nfight! fight! fight!", ">\n\nThieves", ">\n\noh noz…", ">\n\nCleanup on aisle 15..", ">\n\nFight fight fight!!!!" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again.", ">\n\nSounds like two Death Eaters arguing about the return of Voldemort.", ">\n\nGod no one cares and this isn’t news", ">\n\nfight! fight! fight!", ">\n\nThieves", ">\n\noh noz…", ">\n\nCleanup on aisle 15..", ">\n\nFight fight fight!!!!", ">\n\nGirl fight!!!" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again.", ">\n\nSounds like two Death Eaters arguing about the return of Voldemort.", ">\n\nGod no one cares and this isn’t news", ">\n\nfight! fight! fight!", ">\n\nThieves", ">\n\noh noz…", ">\n\nCleanup on aisle 15..", ">\n\nFight fight fight!!!!", ">\n\nGirl fight!!!", ">\n\nBoebert wins fight because she is so hot" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again.", ">\n\nSounds like two Death Eaters arguing about the return of Voldemort.", ">\n\nGod no one cares and this isn’t news", ">\n\nfight! fight! fight!", ">\n\nThieves", ">\n\noh noz…", ">\n\nCleanup on aisle 15..", ">\n\nFight fight fight!!!!", ">\n\nGirl fight!!!", ">\n\nBoebert wins fight because she is so hot", ">\n\nSource? \nMade it the f*CK up" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again.", ">\n\nSounds like two Death Eaters arguing about the return of Voldemort.", ">\n\nGod no one cares and this isn’t news", ">\n\nfight! fight! fight!", ">\n\nThieves", ">\n\noh noz…", ">\n\nCleanup on aisle 15..", ">\n\nFight fight fight!!!!", ">\n\nGirl fight!!!", ">\n\nBoebert wins fight because she is so hot", ">\n\nSource? \nMade it the f*CK up", ">\n\nThe thing about MGT is when I see her adams apple, I can’t help but think, “When did Republicans start allowing trans people in the party?”" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again.", ">\n\nSounds like two Death Eaters arguing about the return of Voldemort.", ">\n\nGod no one cares and this isn’t news", ">\n\nfight! fight! fight!", ">\n\nThieves", ">\n\noh noz…", ">\n\nCleanup on aisle 15..", ">\n\nFight fight fight!!!!", ">\n\nGirl fight!!!", ">\n\nBoebert wins fight because she is so hot", ">\n\nSource? \nMade it the f*CK up", ">\n\nThe thing about MGT is when I see her adams apple, I can’t help but think, “When did Republicans start allowing trans people in the party?”", ">\n\nBoebert is cute" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again.", ">\n\nSounds like two Death Eaters arguing about the return of Voldemort.", ">\n\nGod no one cares and this isn’t news", ">\n\nfight! fight! fight!", ">\n\nThieves", ">\n\noh noz…", ">\n\nCleanup on aisle 15..", ">\n\nFight fight fight!!!!", ">\n\nGirl fight!!!", ">\n\nBoebert wins fight because she is so hot", ">\n\nSource? \nMade it the f*CK up", ">\n\nThe thing about MGT is when I see her adams apple, I can’t help but think, “When did Republicans start allowing trans people in the party?”", ">\n\nBoebert is cute", ">\n\nRegina and Gretchen are fighting again." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again.", ">\n\nSounds like two Death Eaters arguing about the return of Voldemort.", ">\n\nGod no one cares and this isn’t news", ">\n\nfight! fight! fight!", ">\n\nThieves", ">\n\noh noz…", ">\n\nCleanup on aisle 15..", ">\n\nFight fight fight!!!!", ">\n\nGirl fight!!!", ">\n\nBoebert wins fight because she is so hot", ">\n\nSource? \nMade it the f*CK up", ">\n\nThe thing about MGT is when I see her adams apple, I can’t help but think, “When did Republicans start allowing trans people in the party?”", ">\n\nBoebert is cute", ">\n\nRegina and Gretchen are fighting again.", ">\n\nWhy does anyone care" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again.", ">\n\nSounds like two Death Eaters arguing about the return of Voldemort.", ">\n\nGod no one cares and this isn’t news", ">\n\nfight! fight! fight!", ">\n\nThieves", ">\n\noh noz…", ">\n\nCleanup on aisle 15..", ">\n\nFight fight fight!!!!", ">\n\nGirl fight!!!", ">\n\nBoebert wins fight because she is so hot", ">\n\nSource? \nMade it the f*CK up", ">\n\nThe thing about MGT is when I see her adams apple, I can’t help but think, “When did Republicans start allowing trans people in the party?”", ">\n\nBoebert is cute", ">\n\nRegina and Gretchen are fighting again.", ">\n\nWhy does anyone care", ">\n\nAm I the only one who hates how turned on this makes them? Anyone? Kidding totally kidding. Ahh almost got you! But seriously if there is any video or pictures, even a reasonable sketch, would love a link." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again.", ">\n\nSounds like two Death Eaters arguing about the return of Voldemort.", ">\n\nGod no one cares and this isn’t news", ">\n\nfight! fight! fight!", ">\n\nThieves", ">\n\noh noz…", ">\n\nCleanup on aisle 15..", ">\n\nFight fight fight!!!!", ">\n\nGirl fight!!!", ">\n\nBoebert wins fight because she is so hot", ">\n\nSource? \nMade it the f*CK up", ">\n\nThe thing about MGT is when I see her adams apple, I can’t help but think, “When did Republicans start allowing trans people in the party?”", ">\n\nBoebert is cute", ">\n\nRegina and Gretchen are fighting again.", ">\n\nWhy does anyone care", ">\n\nAm I the only one who hates how turned on this makes them? Anyone? Kidding totally kidding. Ahh almost got you! But seriously if there is any video or pictures, even a reasonable sketch, would love a link.", ">\n\nThis is funny. After the Sinema confrontation in the ladies room, maybe they ought to work in there." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again.", ">\n\nSounds like two Death Eaters arguing about the return of Voldemort.", ">\n\nGod no one cares and this isn’t news", ">\n\nfight! fight! fight!", ">\n\nThieves", ">\n\noh noz…", ">\n\nCleanup on aisle 15..", ">\n\nFight fight fight!!!!", ">\n\nGirl fight!!!", ">\n\nBoebert wins fight because she is so hot", ">\n\nSource? \nMade it the f*CK up", ">\n\nThe thing about MGT is when I see her adams apple, I can’t help but think, “When did Republicans start allowing trans people in the party?”", ">\n\nBoebert is cute", ">\n\nRegina and Gretchen are fighting again.", ">\n\nWhy does anyone care", ">\n\nAm I the only one who hates how turned on this makes them? Anyone? Kidding totally kidding. Ahh almost got you! But seriously if there is any video or pictures, even a reasonable sketch, would love a link.", ">\n\nThis is funny. After the Sinema confrontation in the ladies room, maybe they ought to work in there.", ">\n\nMy god she’s ugly!" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again.", ">\n\nSounds like two Death Eaters arguing about the return of Voldemort.", ">\n\nGod no one cares and this isn’t news", ">\n\nfight! fight! fight!", ">\n\nThieves", ">\n\noh noz…", ">\n\nCleanup on aisle 15..", ">\n\nFight fight fight!!!!", ">\n\nGirl fight!!!", ">\n\nBoebert wins fight because she is so hot", ">\n\nSource? \nMade it the f*CK up", ">\n\nThe thing about MGT is when I see her adams apple, I can’t help but think, “When did Republicans start allowing trans people in the party?”", ">\n\nBoebert is cute", ">\n\nRegina and Gretchen are fighting again.", ">\n\nWhy does anyone care", ">\n\nAm I the only one who hates how turned on this makes them? Anyone? Kidding totally kidding. Ahh almost got you! But seriously if there is any video or pictures, even a reasonable sketch, would love a link.", ">\n\nThis is funny. After the Sinema confrontation in the ladies room, maybe they ought to work in there.", ">\n\nMy god she’s ugly!", ">\n\nThis doesn’t change the fact they both have wrinkled necks and the Adam’s apples of teenage boys" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again.", ">\n\nSounds like two Death Eaters arguing about the return of Voldemort.", ">\n\nGod no one cares and this isn’t news", ">\n\nfight! fight! fight!", ">\n\nThieves", ">\n\noh noz…", ">\n\nCleanup on aisle 15..", ">\n\nFight fight fight!!!!", ">\n\nGirl fight!!!", ">\n\nBoebert wins fight because she is so hot", ">\n\nSource? \nMade it the f*CK up", ">\n\nThe thing about MGT is when I see her adams apple, I can’t help but think, “When did Republicans start allowing trans people in the party?”", ">\n\nBoebert is cute", ">\n\nRegina and Gretchen are fighting again.", ">\n\nWhy does anyone care", ">\n\nAm I the only one who hates how turned on this makes them? Anyone? Kidding totally kidding. Ahh almost got you! But seriously if there is any video or pictures, even a reasonable sketch, would love a link.", ">\n\nThis is funny. After the Sinema confrontation in the ladies room, maybe they ought to work in there.", ">\n\nMy god she’s ugly!", ">\n\nThis doesn’t change the fact they both have wrinkled necks and the Adam’s apples of teenage boys", ">\n\nCat fight!" ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again.", ">\n\nSounds like two Death Eaters arguing about the return of Voldemort.", ">\n\nGod no one cares and this isn’t news", ">\n\nfight! fight! fight!", ">\n\nThieves", ">\n\noh noz…", ">\n\nCleanup on aisle 15..", ">\n\nFight fight fight!!!!", ">\n\nGirl fight!!!", ">\n\nBoebert wins fight because she is so hot", ">\n\nSource? \nMade it the f*CK up", ">\n\nThe thing about MGT is when I see her adams apple, I can’t help but think, “When did Republicans start allowing trans people in the party?”", ">\n\nBoebert is cute", ">\n\nRegina and Gretchen are fighting again.", ">\n\nWhy does anyone care", ">\n\nAm I the only one who hates how turned on this makes them? Anyone? Kidding totally kidding. Ahh almost got you! But seriously if there is any video or pictures, even a reasonable sketch, would love a link.", ">\n\nThis is funny. After the Sinema confrontation in the ladies room, maybe they ought to work in there.", ">\n\nMy god she’s ugly!", ">\n\nThis doesn’t change the fact they both have wrinkled necks and the Adam’s apples of teenage boys", ">\n\nCat fight!", ">\n\nI'd like to see them pull each other's hair out in a wrestling ring." ]

[ "Bizarrely Boebert is correct in this one: donations to campaigns should not influence their votes.\nMTG is basically admitting that she's part of the swamp and beholden to special interests", ">\n\nMan, what a strange world when I agree with Bo Bo the Clown", ">\n\nIf you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and \nthen vote against them you've got no business being up here.\n— Jesse Unruh", ">\n\nBoebert and MTG giving us Unruh radition", ">\n\nYour link isn't working", ">\n\n“I just needed one square, and they wanted a vote for it.”", ">\n\nCouldn't spare it.", ">\n\nNot a square to spare.", ">\n\nCan’t you spare just one square?", ">\n\nTwo trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside...", ">\n\nTake my GD upvote. That made me cackle. Ty", ">\n\nround the outside...", ">\n\nIf I wrote for SNL I would take the bathroom scene from Euphoria and throw these two in it. \nMean girls never grow up, they just change bathrooms.", ">\n\nHas to end with Boebert's husband opening the stall door to expose himself.", ">\n\nThis is like her shitty hero origin story ...", ">\n\nThis is setting up for some kind of MMA match, isn't it.", ">\n\nOh yeah, but knowing the Republicans, gotta be in mud, baby oil or wet t-shirts", ">\n\nOr jello.", ">\n\nOr K-Y", ">\n\nWhen your vote is influenced by someone giving you money, that is called a bribe. MTG just outright admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes in a way that is illegal even by our governments shitty standards.", ">\n\nIf something is against the law but you aren't punished for doing it, is it really illegal?", ">\n\n\"You take a man's money, you put out when he needs it! That's the Ho Code!\"- MTG probably.", ">\n\nHonestly, this is a refreshing change back to how it's always been. The current climate of passive aggressive bullshit has given way to something more direct. Honestly, modern conservatives who cheer for this kind of dialogue will find themselves on the ass end of it. They're not prepared for the hellfire that awaits them on the other side of this equation. They mistakenly think themselves the so called 'tough guys' but fail to see that pure muscle matters little in the face of automatic gunfire. What matters is their constitution and willingness to adapt when the going gets tough. For those who have lived under systemic oppression, they've already lived and survived that kind of environment. Those on the other side, have no clue what that's like or how they'll react when faced with such situations.", ">\n\nI'd buy it, MTG is pretty much a stalker. She has stalked David Hogg and AOC.", ">\n\nIf there was a stock called \"whatever republicans say or do, the opposite is true\" and invested my entire lifesavings on it, I'd be filthy rich.", ">\n\nMarge has also gotten into it publicly with a victim of the Parkland shooting and pretty sure she stepped on one of his team members", ">\n\nShe is a bully.", ">\n\nWell with a physique like that who wouldn't be", ">\n\nPersonal appearance shouldn’t be fodder", ">\n\nI mean she opens her mouth and removes all doubt that she's a bully.", ">\n\nThis is high school level drama, wtf is wrong with our politics", ">\n\nThey're a reflection of us? Like it or not?", ">\n\nI bet MTG would throw Kevin down if he doesn’t do what she says. The House is going to be a farce but it will be an entertaining one, so we have that going for us, ig", ">\n\nWasn’t one of the new House rule changes to make it simpler for them to vacate a speaker? It would be a great way to keep McCarthy doing their bidding - stay in line or we bound you!", ">\n\nBoth these women are trash.", ">\n\nThey're both pieces of shit and I can prove it mathematically.", ">\n\nDon't you know how bribes work!!!", ">\n\n*grabs cassette tape, runs *", ">\n\nreason no. 32783t69827680273647863047890 on why lobbying should be considered illegal bribery. otherwise episodes like this will continue. our public servants gleefully discussing the absorbent amount their banks accounts receive from \"donations\" from their \"donors\"\nwhat a privileged world none of us gets to live in", ">\n\n*exorbitant", ">\n\nYou took millions you should be bought by now. Hmm…", ">\n\nMcCarthy got completely bamboozled, and it couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.", ">\n\nDoes anyone else think this is all staged bullshit to detract from the next grift?", ">\n\nI find it odd that MTG is attempting to distance herself from the “freedom” caucus, and Q etc despite easily winning re-election, while Boefart is doubling down despite coming close to losing her seat", ">\n\n“You’re ruining it for the rest of us!”", ">\n\nBegun, The Piss Wars have.", ">\n\n‘Member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMay I suggest pistols at dawn to settle this matter, ladies?", ">\n\nWeren’t a few people pulled away from each other when it got too heated during the Speaker votes? How long until they actually start beating the shit out of each other?", ">\n\nThis is the best arc of the evil Romy and Michele story.", ">\n\nRomy and Michele! Excellent reference. Except in the current Republican version, it’s George Santos that invented Post-Its.", ">\n\nOh this is high school. Ok", ">\n\nAh yes, those two, always so classy...", ">\n\n‘member when everyone in America was taught that grownups are in charge and you have to be mature? \nI ‘member", ">\n\n‘member Celebrity Death Match!?", ">\n\nMy god. The level of trashy that would exist in a room that had these two morons in it would be physically tangible.", ">\n\nThese people couldn't be ethical if they tried.", ">\n\nProving the GOP is only in it for the money! Dirty politics by stupid people!", ">\n\nBoebert is used to taking the money and leaving. One might say she's a pro.", ">\n\n“You don’t pay them to stay, you pay them to leave.”", ">\n\nDoes not pass the Bechdel test.", ">\n\nMTG has adapted her David Hogg ambush skills for Congress.", ">\n\nPlease! Let this end in a gun duel or something!", ">\n\nWhy do we give them any kind of attention? There are important things that happen every single day besides what these children might or might not have done in the bathroom. “Stop making stupid people famous” goes for politics too", ">\n\nUntil these two oxygen thieves start throwing at hands at each other, I am not interested in anything concerning either one.", ">\n\nHa ha . No honor among theives or white supremacists.", ">\n\nLol, I can picture AOC in a stall trying to hold in the laughter listening to these two go at it.", ">\n\nLet the circular firing squad begin!", ">\n\nMad because she refused to stay bribed?", ">\n\nI feel bad for noticing that someone with that face is McCarthy's bulldog.", ">\n\nI mean, in her defense, I'd happily take millions from any Republican candidate, then still refuse to vote for them. 😃", ">\n\nA heated argument between two gun nuts and no metal detectors,.this isn't going to end well.", ">\n\nBoth of these women are second term congress people. Their primary job is to be the reality tv star distraction from the actual moves by the GOP do not fall for it.", ">\n\nThey r gonna fist fight w in the next 6 months when Boebert calls her the pipe bomber", ">\n\nThis all sounds like a WWE grudge. I’m waiting for Vince McMahon to announce a cage match between the two of them", ">\n\nUsing our money for corrupted deals? No, not the Republicans!", ">\n\nI need millions. Is McCarthy still handing out money?", ">\n\nWhy do they allow predators like this into our restrooms?", ">\n\ngrifters gonna grift", ">\n\nIf McCarthy was stupid enough to trust a promise from another Republican, then he deserved to get scammed.", ">\n\nSo MTG is saying money for votes, no euphemisms needed.", ">\n\nHonor among Republicans: \"You were bribed and didn't perform! You're a cheat!\"", ">\n\nThis really is some highschool style bullshit...", ">\n\nMAGA civil war", ">\n\nQuiet part out loud. Don’t think she realized how this sounds. “Why didn’t you let us buy your vote”", ">\n\nThey both want that throne", ">\n\nQuid pro quo?", ">\n\nFrom the article:\nBoebert told Greene before leaving the bathroom: \"Don't be ugly.\"", ">\n\nOhhhh Bimbos talking about who is getting paid for their “services”, isn’t this bribery?", ">\n\n2 teenagers still going at it. You both suck", ">\n\nWhich one is MAGA", ">\n\nFight fight fight", ">\n\nLol that’s kinda funny", ">\n\nMore funny than sad....", ">\n\nThey can only get crooks and losers to rep the Republican Party... RIP GOP", ">\n\nEvil vs Evil… hopefully they destroy each other", ">\n\nIt’s like high school all over again.", ">\n\nMTG is starting to power trip", ">\n\nI feel like this would be a hood opportunity for the Dems to say something like “we agree, you shouldn’t be able to take millions in dark money donations, let’s make a bill to stop that right now!” \nI can dream", ">\n\nThe Dems would make a half assed bill, the Republicans would scream at it, literally just screaming, and the Dems would go \"aww shucks, maybe next time\"\nAnd I vote Democrat.", ">\n\nRepublican school girls!", ">\n\nlet them fight…..", ">\n\nHow dare you cross someone and look after yourself.", ">\n\nLook at them yo-yo’s \nThat!s the way to do it\nGo have a fistfight in the WC\nBoeb’ ain’t working\nTrailer Greene neither \nVote for dummies\nget a shit show shown on fox TV\nWe don’t want, we don’t want MTG\nNor Boebert who’s husband \nFlashed his pee", ">\n\nThey're gonna get into a fist fight soon enough", ">\n\nI’ve never been a fan of Mutually Assured Destruction. But I could be convinced", ">\n\nConfirms that I'd rather fuck boebert than MTG", ">\n\nBoth these broads are ignorant and the Republican Party should be embarrassed.", ">\n\nGood thing they didn't kill each other right", ">\n\nAfterwards they were both relieved.", ">\n\nMAGA fan fic lesbian erotica is weird.", ">\n\nThese wackos are our lawmakers?!!?? Wtf???", ">\n\nYou realize half the people in congress couldn't get a job in the fast food industry. That's scary.", ">\n\nImagine just trying to take a shit and these two going at it!", ">\n\nMarge then said that she understood that she was quite a bit older that the normal demographic but still wouldn't mind seeing Boebert's husband's Wang.\nShe's on the prowl since (and likely before) the divorce.", ">\n\nWhat a fucking screaming hypocrite, confronting her in the bathroom with her pants down acting like it’s the way they get told off by democrats on the senate floor. And for what? Because she’s mad someone is obstructing B. BcConnells government which is obstructing the government.", ">\n\nIf ever there was a cat-fight that I'd watch..... this would be it.", ">\n\nMy schadenfreude grows strong.", ">\n\nIs it just me or does MTG look like a cavewoman ?", ">\n\nDamn, twitch bans you if there’s any hint of offering feet pics for money.\nAnd here we are in US government where you can literally buy votes and it’s fucking fine.", ">\n\nThose two deserve each other.", ">\n\nHigh school.", ">\n\nBoebert got results from the 15 times voting concessions, but short-sighted greedy mtg just saw the money.", ">\n\nI'm surprised MTG uses the ladies room", ">\n\nI'd make a crack about weasels using the great outdoors, but i like weasels, the great outdoors, and furries in general.\nThe ladies' room is not her style: she can go piss by the dumpster.", ">\n\nI want to see a cage match between the two.\nWho is your money on?", ">\n\nI really miss Celebrity Death Match", ">\n\nWell sure but did you see what Boebert wrote about her in the Burn Book? This was inevitable.", ">\n\nNow this is funny. A Republican catfight in the lady's room, just off the Speaker's office.\nWell, you did vote for Republicans to fight inflation, huh.", ">\n\nClassy", ">\n\nDid I just read that there was a “mean girls” incident in the capital…I just want understand correctly how badly our government has devolved into high school cliques. I knew it was bad but running out of a bathroom saying ”don’t be ugly” would have never been written in an 80’s/90’s high school parody as that would just be too much.", ">\n\nPerfect mud wrestling opponents", ">\n\nInstead of bum fights it’s hag fights", ">\n\nSomeone telling Marge troll green not to be ugly, she’s not got a choice in it.", ">\n\nCatfight. Lady's room. Just off the Speaker's office suite.\nWell, guess it's a good thing that McCarthy's a man, huh.", ">\n\nMeow, meow girls. Try to get along, meow.", ">\n\nOf these two women(?) who’s penis is larger… I know MTG is a penis, but between these two who’s is larger? Inquiring minds want to know.", ">\n\nAww, look at them squabbling. Pot meet kettle.", ">\n\nI’d love to read the transcript of that argument. The average porn dialogue would likely be sophisticated by comparison.", ">\n\nI, for one, am here for the BoBo character arc", ">\n\nWait, you can do that?", ">\n\nWhat a B", ">\n\nI miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch (yes, I’m old).", ">\n\nNews....a fight in a girls bathroom...WOW. what a page turner...", ">\n\nWho are you calling cootie Queen, you lint licker?!", ">\n\nBring back celebrity death match !", ">\n\nWait so who’s the baddie??", ">\n\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!\nLet them fight!", ">\n\nWhen MTG and Boebert fight, who wins?\nWho cares!", ">\n\nThese 2 idiots are going to end up actually fighting at some point", ">\n\nIn fairness, fundraising expertise is what McCarthy brings to the table", ">\n\nMTG challenged Bobo for a game of MTG", ">\n\nAs we speak there is a crew frantically trying to film a porn based on this.", ">\n\nFisting for Freedom!", ">\n\nI mean, yeah", ">\n\nMagic the gathering at it again.", ">\n\nSounds like two Death Eaters arguing about the return of Voldemort.", ">\n\nGod no one cares and this isn’t news", ">\n\nfight! fight! fight!", ">\n\nThieves", ">\n\noh noz…", ">\n\nCleanup on aisle 15..", ">\n\nFight fight fight!!!!", ">\n\nGirl fight!!!", ">\n\nBoebert wins fight because she is so hot", ">\n\nSource? \nMade it the f*CK up", ">\n\nThe thing about MGT is when I see her adams apple, I can’t help but think, “When did Republicans start allowing trans people in the party?”", ">\n\nBoebert is cute", ">\n\nRegina and Gretchen are fighting again.", ">\n\nWhy does anyone care", ">\n\nAm I the only one who hates how turned on this makes them? Anyone? Kidding totally kidding. Ahh almost got you! But seriously if there is any video or pictures, even a reasonable sketch, would love a link.", ">\n\nThis is funny. After the Sinema confrontation in the ladies room, maybe they ought to work in there.", ">\n\nMy god she’s ugly!", ">\n\nThis doesn’t change the fact they both have wrinkled necks and the Adam’s apples of teenage boys", ">\n\nCat fight!", ">\n\nI'd like to see them pull each other's hair out in a wrestling ring.", ">\n\nThese two need to get into a scat fight." ]

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[ "If someone has to tell you, as an adult, that they were gifted as a child, that means their life isn't going so well." ]

[ "If someone has to tell you, as an adult, that they were gifted as a child, that means their life isn't going so well.", ">\n\nWeird part is I have never heard someone brag they were gifted. I have heard people laugh about how the gifted programs don’t really teach you anything more… or that it goes onto your fasfa as a disability: intellectually gifted. Weird choice… \nThe other weird thing I keep seeing here that is odd… you aren’t just deemed gifted by a teacher or parent or at least at the school I went to. You were tested by a school psychologist and if your IQ wasn’t above 130 you were not allowed in the program. You also had to have high grades and test scores, maybe every area does it differently? Every 4 years this was looked at again and they could 100% kick you from the program if any of these 3 fell.\nTo clarify being gifted doesn’t mean you will be successful, but also you would know if you took an IQ test… I feel like people pretend they were better as kids than they truly were sometimes. Why? No idea. Success in my eyes is being happy and has nothing to do with old ass achievement as a child. If you are thinking, wait was I tested, Iq test examples given by the school psychologist: 30 nonstandard emojis and say when you see this emoji, I want you to say this word. Then you read a story of only emojis. They would give you a chain of numbers and you would have to tell them it back in reverse order stops at like 15 numbers. They give you shapes and a picture and say make this out of these shapes… anyways being in advanced classes is not required in the least to be in this program. Most people in advanced classes get there by working hard. \nIt is also worth noting: I only knew 1 person who was in the gifted program that dropped out of college… they decided to be a nuclear reactor operator and now are a senior RO bank (easily 300k a year). I went to a public school if that helps, just trying to give an accurate account. One of the girls got her masters in biology and then decided to stay home to raise her little ones, not sure if that is seen as successful or failure but hopefully she is happy. I guess Wes made it as an engineer and was a manager but he killed himself through a drinking issue post divorce. So another not nice story… but depression feels very common with high IQ. We are all just people in the end." ]

[ "If someone has to tell you, as an adult, that they were gifted as a child, that means their life isn't going so well.", ">\n\nWeird part is I have never heard someone brag they were gifted. I have heard people laugh about how the gifted programs don’t really teach you anything more… or that it goes onto your fasfa as a disability: intellectually gifted. Weird choice… \nThe other weird thing I keep seeing here that is odd… you aren’t just deemed gifted by a teacher or parent or at least at the school I went to. You were tested by a school psychologist and if your IQ wasn’t above 130 you were not allowed in the program. You also had to have high grades and test scores, maybe every area does it differently? Every 4 years this was looked at again and they could 100% kick you from the program if any of these 3 fell.\nTo clarify being gifted doesn’t mean you will be successful, but also you would know if you took an IQ test… I feel like people pretend they were better as kids than they truly were sometimes. Why? No idea. Success in my eyes is being happy and has nothing to do with old ass achievement as a child. If you are thinking, wait was I tested, Iq test examples given by the school psychologist: 30 nonstandard emojis and say when you see this emoji, I want you to say this word. Then you read a story of only emojis. They would give you a chain of numbers and you would have to tell them it back in reverse order stops at like 15 numbers. They give you shapes and a picture and say make this out of these shapes… anyways being in advanced classes is not required in the least to be in this program. Most people in advanced classes get there by working hard. \nIt is also worth noting: I only knew 1 person who was in the gifted program that dropped out of college… they decided to be a nuclear reactor operator and now are a senior RO bank (easily 300k a year). I went to a public school if that helps, just trying to give an accurate account. One of the girls got her masters in biology and then decided to stay home to raise her little ones, not sure if that is seen as successful or failure but hopefully she is happy. I guess Wes made it as an engineer and was a manager but he killed himself through a drinking issue post divorce. So another not nice story… but depression feels very common with high IQ. We are all just people in the end.", ">\n\n\nalso you would know if you took an IQ test…\n\nThe only thing those are good for is telling how skilled you are at taking IQ tests." ]

[ "If someone has to tell you, as an adult, that they were gifted as a child, that means their life isn't going so well.", ">\n\nWeird part is I have never heard someone brag they were gifted. I have heard people laugh about how the gifted programs don’t really teach you anything more… or that it goes onto your fasfa as a disability: intellectually gifted. Weird choice… \nThe other weird thing I keep seeing here that is odd… you aren’t just deemed gifted by a teacher or parent or at least at the school I went to. You were tested by a school psychologist and if your IQ wasn’t above 130 you were not allowed in the program. You also had to have high grades and test scores, maybe every area does it differently? Every 4 years this was looked at again and they could 100% kick you from the program if any of these 3 fell.\nTo clarify being gifted doesn’t mean you will be successful, but also you would know if you took an IQ test… I feel like people pretend they were better as kids than they truly were sometimes. Why? No idea. Success in my eyes is being happy and has nothing to do with old ass achievement as a child. If you are thinking, wait was I tested, Iq test examples given by the school psychologist: 30 nonstandard emojis and say when you see this emoji, I want you to say this word. Then you read a story of only emojis. They would give you a chain of numbers and you would have to tell them it back in reverse order stops at like 15 numbers. They give you shapes and a picture and say make this out of these shapes… anyways being in advanced classes is not required in the least to be in this program. Most people in advanced classes get there by working hard. \nIt is also worth noting: I only knew 1 person who was in the gifted program that dropped out of college… they decided to be a nuclear reactor operator and now are a senior RO bank (easily 300k a year). I went to a public school if that helps, just trying to give an accurate account. One of the girls got her masters in biology and then decided to stay home to raise her little ones, not sure if that is seen as successful or failure but hopefully she is happy. I guess Wes made it as an engineer and was a manager but he killed himself through a drinking issue post divorce. So another not nice story… but depression feels very common with high IQ. We are all just people in the end.", ">\n\n\nalso you would know if you took an IQ test…\n\nThe only thing those are good for is telling how skilled you are at taking IQ tests.", ">\n\nBut is it really something that adults brag about? The only times that I’ve seen adults talk about being a former gifted kid is:\n1) if they’re applying for a job teaching in a GT program and need a cute anecdote to bring up in a job interview \n2) they’re talking about the flaws of the gifted kid model and how kids’ issues are not taken serious because their grades are great, therefore adults around them assume that they’re fine\n3) joking about being diagnosed with ADHD, autism, or similar as an adult and citing being a “gifted kid” as an early sign\nThese things are not the same as bragging. If anything, it’s using their own experience to point out the issues with GT programs. Hey, OP, what context have you heard people brag about being a gifted kid? Is this something that actually happens?" ]

[ "If someone has to tell you, as an adult, that they were gifted as a child, that means their life isn't going so well.", ">\n\nWeird part is I have never heard someone brag they were gifted. I have heard people laugh about how the gifted programs don’t really teach you anything more… or that it goes onto your fasfa as a disability: intellectually gifted. Weird choice… \nThe other weird thing I keep seeing here that is odd… you aren’t just deemed gifted by a teacher or parent or at least at the school I went to. You were tested by a school psychologist and if your IQ wasn’t above 130 you were not allowed in the program. You also had to have high grades and test scores, maybe every area does it differently? Every 4 years this was looked at again and they could 100% kick you from the program if any of these 3 fell.\nTo clarify being gifted doesn’t mean you will be successful, but also you would know if you took an IQ test… I feel like people pretend they were better as kids than they truly were sometimes. Why? No idea. Success in my eyes is being happy and has nothing to do with old ass achievement as a child. If you are thinking, wait was I tested, Iq test examples given by the school psychologist: 30 nonstandard emojis and say when you see this emoji, I want you to say this word. Then you read a story of only emojis. They would give you a chain of numbers and you would have to tell them it back in reverse order stops at like 15 numbers. They give you shapes and a picture and say make this out of these shapes… anyways being in advanced classes is not required in the least to be in this program. Most people in advanced classes get there by working hard. \nIt is also worth noting: I only knew 1 person who was in the gifted program that dropped out of college… they decided to be a nuclear reactor operator and now are a senior RO bank (easily 300k a year). I went to a public school if that helps, just trying to give an accurate account. One of the girls got her masters in biology and then decided to stay home to raise her little ones, not sure if that is seen as successful or failure but hopefully she is happy. I guess Wes made it as an engineer and was a manager but he killed himself through a drinking issue post divorce. So another not nice story… but depression feels very common with high IQ. We are all just people in the end.", ">\n\n\nalso you would know if you took an IQ test…\n\nThe only thing those are good for is telling how skilled you are at taking IQ tests.", ">\n\nBut is it really something that adults brag about? The only times that I’ve seen adults talk about being a former gifted kid is:\n1) if they’re applying for a job teaching in a GT program and need a cute anecdote to bring up in a job interview \n2) they’re talking about the flaws of the gifted kid model and how kids’ issues are not taken serious because their grades are great, therefore adults around them assume that they’re fine\n3) joking about being diagnosed with ADHD, autism, or similar as an adult and citing being a “gifted kid” as an early sign\nThese things are not the same as bragging. If anything, it’s using their own experience to point out the issues with GT programs. Hey, OP, what context have you heard people brag about being a gifted kid? Is this something that actually happens?", ">\n\nHey these are the only situations I have ever heard someone talk about being a gifted child." ]

[ "If someone has to tell you, as an adult, that they were gifted as a child, that means their life isn't going so well.", ">\n\nWeird part is I have never heard someone brag they were gifted. I have heard people laugh about how the gifted programs don’t really teach you anything more… or that it goes onto your fasfa as a disability: intellectually gifted. Weird choice… \nThe other weird thing I keep seeing here that is odd… you aren’t just deemed gifted by a teacher or parent or at least at the school I went to. You were tested by a school psychologist and if your IQ wasn’t above 130 you were not allowed in the program. You also had to have high grades and test scores, maybe every area does it differently? Every 4 years this was looked at again and they could 100% kick you from the program if any of these 3 fell.\nTo clarify being gifted doesn’t mean you will be successful, but also you would know if you took an IQ test… I feel like people pretend they were better as kids than they truly were sometimes. Why? No idea. Success in my eyes is being happy and has nothing to do with old ass achievement as a child. If you are thinking, wait was I tested, Iq test examples given by the school psychologist: 30 nonstandard emojis and say when you see this emoji, I want you to say this word. Then you read a story of only emojis. They would give you a chain of numbers and you would have to tell them it back in reverse order stops at like 15 numbers. They give you shapes and a picture and say make this out of these shapes… anyways being in advanced classes is not required in the least to be in this program. Most people in advanced classes get there by working hard. \nIt is also worth noting: I only knew 1 person who was in the gifted program that dropped out of college… they decided to be a nuclear reactor operator and now are a senior RO bank (easily 300k a year). I went to a public school if that helps, just trying to give an accurate account. One of the girls got her masters in biology and then decided to stay home to raise her little ones, not sure if that is seen as successful or failure but hopefully she is happy. I guess Wes made it as an engineer and was a manager but he killed himself through a drinking issue post divorce. So another not nice story… but depression feels very common with high IQ. We are all just people in the end.", ">\n\n\nalso you would know if you took an IQ test…\n\nThe only thing those are good for is telling how skilled you are at taking IQ tests.", ">\n\nBut is it really something that adults brag about? The only times that I’ve seen adults talk about being a former gifted kid is:\n1) if they’re applying for a job teaching in a GT program and need a cute anecdote to bring up in a job interview \n2) they’re talking about the flaws of the gifted kid model and how kids’ issues are not taken serious because their grades are great, therefore adults around them assume that they’re fine\n3) joking about being diagnosed with ADHD, autism, or similar as an adult and citing being a “gifted kid” as an early sign\nThese things are not the same as bragging. If anything, it’s using their own experience to point out the issues with GT programs. Hey, OP, what context have you heard people brag about being a gifted kid? Is this something that actually happens?", ">\n\nHey these are the only situations I have ever heard someone talk about being a gifted child.", ">\n\n95% of the gifted children in the class I was in were burnt out by the time they reached highschool. A lot of them did find success in their real lives, but the mental health toil was pretty clear on them. I intentionally dumbed myself down a bit just so I could get into the Academic Support classes the school had just because of the fact I wanted an actual life besides homework. Gifted classes ain't really worth it." ]

[ "If someone has to tell you, as an adult, that they were gifted as a child, that means their life isn't going so well.", ">\n\nWeird part is I have never heard someone brag they were gifted. I have heard people laugh about how the gifted programs don’t really teach you anything more… or that it goes onto your fasfa as a disability: intellectually gifted. Weird choice… \nThe other weird thing I keep seeing here that is odd… you aren’t just deemed gifted by a teacher or parent or at least at the school I went to. You were tested by a school psychologist and if your IQ wasn’t above 130 you were not allowed in the program. You also had to have high grades and test scores, maybe every area does it differently? Every 4 years this was looked at again and they could 100% kick you from the program if any of these 3 fell.\nTo clarify being gifted doesn’t mean you will be successful, but also you would know if you took an IQ test… I feel like people pretend they were better as kids than they truly were sometimes. Why? No idea. Success in my eyes is being happy and has nothing to do with old ass achievement as a child. If you are thinking, wait was I tested, Iq test examples given by the school psychologist: 30 nonstandard emojis and say when you see this emoji, I want you to say this word. Then you read a story of only emojis. They would give you a chain of numbers and you would have to tell them it back in reverse order stops at like 15 numbers. They give you shapes and a picture and say make this out of these shapes… anyways being in advanced classes is not required in the least to be in this program. Most people in advanced classes get there by working hard. \nIt is also worth noting: I only knew 1 person who was in the gifted program that dropped out of college… they decided to be a nuclear reactor operator and now are a senior RO bank (easily 300k a year). I went to a public school if that helps, just trying to give an accurate account. One of the girls got her masters in biology and then decided to stay home to raise her little ones, not sure if that is seen as successful or failure but hopefully she is happy. I guess Wes made it as an engineer and was a manager but he killed himself through a drinking issue post divorce. So another not nice story… but depression feels very common with high IQ. We are all just people in the end.", ">\n\n\nalso you would know if you took an IQ test…\n\nThe only thing those are good for is telling how skilled you are at taking IQ tests.", ">\n\nBut is it really something that adults brag about? The only times that I’ve seen adults talk about being a former gifted kid is:\n1) if they’re applying for a job teaching in a GT program and need a cute anecdote to bring up in a job interview \n2) they’re talking about the flaws of the gifted kid model and how kids’ issues are not taken serious because their grades are great, therefore adults around them assume that they’re fine\n3) joking about being diagnosed with ADHD, autism, or similar as an adult and citing being a “gifted kid” as an early sign\nThese things are not the same as bragging. If anything, it’s using their own experience to point out the issues with GT programs. Hey, OP, what context have you heard people brag about being a gifted kid? Is this something that actually happens?", ">\n\nHey these are the only situations I have ever heard someone talk about being a gifted child.", ">\n\n95% of the gifted children in the class I was in were burnt out by the time they reached highschool. A lot of them did find success in their real lives, but the mental health toil was pretty clear on them. I intentionally dumbed myself down a bit just so I could get into the Academic Support classes the school had just because of the fact I wanted an actual life besides homework. Gifted classes ain't really worth it.", ">\n\nIf there were 20 gifted children in your class your standards are too low" ]

[ "If someone has to tell you, as an adult, that they were gifted as a child, that means their life isn't going so well.", ">\n\nWeird part is I have never heard someone brag they were gifted. I have heard people laugh about how the gifted programs don’t really teach you anything more… or that it goes onto your fasfa as a disability: intellectually gifted. Weird choice… \nThe other weird thing I keep seeing here that is odd… you aren’t just deemed gifted by a teacher or parent or at least at the school I went to. You were tested by a school psychologist and if your IQ wasn’t above 130 you were not allowed in the program. You also had to have high grades and test scores, maybe every area does it differently? Every 4 years this was looked at again and they could 100% kick you from the program if any of these 3 fell.\nTo clarify being gifted doesn’t mean you will be successful, but also you would know if you took an IQ test… I feel like people pretend they were better as kids than they truly were sometimes. Why? No idea. Success in my eyes is being happy and has nothing to do with old ass achievement as a child. If you are thinking, wait was I tested, Iq test examples given by the school psychologist: 30 nonstandard emojis and say when you see this emoji, I want you to say this word. Then you read a story of only emojis. They would give you a chain of numbers and you would have to tell them it back in reverse order stops at like 15 numbers. They give you shapes and a picture and say make this out of these shapes… anyways being in advanced classes is not required in the least to be in this program. Most people in advanced classes get there by working hard. \nIt is also worth noting: I only knew 1 person who was in the gifted program that dropped out of college… they decided to be a nuclear reactor operator and now are a senior RO bank (easily 300k a year). I went to a public school if that helps, just trying to give an accurate account. One of the girls got her masters in biology and then decided to stay home to raise her little ones, not sure if that is seen as successful or failure but hopefully she is happy. I guess Wes made it as an engineer and was a manager but he killed himself through a drinking issue post divorce. So another not nice story… but depression feels very common with high IQ. We are all just people in the end.", ">\n\n\nalso you would know if you took an IQ test…\n\nThe only thing those are good for is telling how skilled you are at taking IQ tests.", ">\n\nBut is it really something that adults brag about? The only times that I’ve seen adults talk about being a former gifted kid is:\n1) if they’re applying for a job teaching in a GT program and need a cute anecdote to bring up in a job interview \n2) they’re talking about the flaws of the gifted kid model and how kids’ issues are not taken serious because their grades are great, therefore adults around them assume that they’re fine\n3) joking about being diagnosed with ADHD, autism, or similar as an adult and citing being a “gifted kid” as an early sign\nThese things are not the same as bragging. If anything, it’s using their own experience to point out the issues with GT programs. Hey, OP, what context have you heard people brag about being a gifted kid? Is this something that actually happens?", ">\n\nHey these are the only situations I have ever heard someone talk about being a gifted child.", ">\n\n95% of the gifted children in the class I was in were burnt out by the time they reached highschool. A lot of them did find success in their real lives, but the mental health toil was pretty clear on them. I intentionally dumbed myself down a bit just so I could get into the Academic Support classes the school had just because of the fact I wanted an actual life besides homework. Gifted classes ain't really worth it.", ">\n\nIf there were 20 gifted children in your class your standards are too low", ">\n\nIn my experience it was the less academic kids that went on to learn a trade that actually achieved material success, or the kids who went into their family's business." ]

[ "If someone has to tell you, as an adult, that they were gifted as a child, that means their life isn't going so well.", ">\n\nWeird part is I have never heard someone brag they were gifted. I have heard people laugh about how the gifted programs don’t really teach you anything more… or that it goes onto your fasfa as a disability: intellectually gifted. Weird choice… \nThe other weird thing I keep seeing here that is odd… you aren’t just deemed gifted by a teacher or parent or at least at the school I went to. You were tested by a school psychologist and if your IQ wasn’t above 130 you were not allowed in the program. You also had to have high grades and test scores, maybe every area does it differently? Every 4 years this was looked at again and they could 100% kick you from the program if any of these 3 fell.\nTo clarify being gifted doesn’t mean you will be successful, but also you would know if you took an IQ test… I feel like people pretend they were better as kids than they truly were sometimes. Why? No idea. Success in my eyes is being happy and has nothing to do with old ass achievement as a child. If you are thinking, wait was I tested, Iq test examples given by the school psychologist: 30 nonstandard emojis and say when you see this emoji, I want you to say this word. Then you read a story of only emojis. They would give you a chain of numbers and you would have to tell them it back in reverse order stops at like 15 numbers. They give you shapes and a picture and say make this out of these shapes… anyways being in advanced classes is not required in the least to be in this program. Most people in advanced classes get there by working hard. \nIt is also worth noting: I only knew 1 person who was in the gifted program that dropped out of college… they decided to be a nuclear reactor operator and now are a senior RO bank (easily 300k a year). I went to a public school if that helps, just trying to give an accurate account. One of the girls got her masters in biology and then decided to stay home to raise her little ones, not sure if that is seen as successful or failure but hopefully she is happy. I guess Wes made it as an engineer and was a manager but he killed himself through a drinking issue post divorce. So another not nice story… but depression feels very common with high IQ. We are all just people in the end.", ">\n\n\nalso you would know if you took an IQ test…\n\nThe only thing those are good for is telling how skilled you are at taking IQ tests.", ">\n\nBut is it really something that adults brag about? The only times that I’ve seen adults talk about being a former gifted kid is:\n1) if they’re applying for a job teaching in a GT program and need a cute anecdote to bring up in a job interview \n2) they’re talking about the flaws of the gifted kid model and how kids’ issues are not taken serious because their grades are great, therefore adults around them assume that they’re fine\n3) joking about being diagnosed with ADHD, autism, or similar as an adult and citing being a “gifted kid” as an early sign\nThese things are not the same as bragging. If anything, it’s using their own experience to point out the issues with GT programs. Hey, OP, what context have you heard people brag about being a gifted kid? Is this something that actually happens?", ">\n\nHey these are the only situations I have ever heard someone talk about being a gifted child.", ">\n\n95% of the gifted children in the class I was in were burnt out by the time they reached highschool. A lot of them did find success in their real lives, but the mental health toil was pretty clear on them. I intentionally dumbed myself down a bit just so I could get into the Academic Support classes the school had just because of the fact I wanted an actual life besides homework. Gifted classes ain't really worth it.", ">\n\nIf there were 20 gifted children in your class your standards are too low", ">\n\nIn my experience it was the less academic kids that went on to learn a trade that actually achieved material success, or the kids who went into their family's business.", ">\n\nTruth is people get successful all kinds of ways. \nThe right skill. Whether you got that in academics or trades. (I'll put a psychometrician up against any skilled tradesman dollar for dollar). Family connection. Having lots of friends (As adults...which is a different skill than doing the same thing in high school). Sheer luck. Right place, right time. etc." ]

[ "If someone has to tell you, as an adult, that they were gifted as a child, that means their life isn't going so well.", ">\n\nWeird part is I have never heard someone brag they were gifted. I have heard people laugh about how the gifted programs don’t really teach you anything more… or that it goes onto your fasfa as a disability: intellectually gifted. Weird choice… \nThe other weird thing I keep seeing here that is odd… you aren’t just deemed gifted by a teacher or parent or at least at the school I went to. You were tested by a school psychologist and if your IQ wasn’t above 130 you were not allowed in the program. You also had to have high grades and test scores, maybe every area does it differently? Every 4 years this was looked at again and they could 100% kick you from the program if any of these 3 fell.\nTo clarify being gifted doesn’t mean you will be successful, but also you would know if you took an IQ test… I feel like people pretend they were better as kids than they truly were sometimes. Why? No idea. Success in my eyes is being happy and has nothing to do with old ass achievement as a child. If you are thinking, wait was I tested, Iq test examples given by the school psychologist: 30 nonstandard emojis and say when you see this emoji, I want you to say this word. Then you read a story of only emojis. They would give you a chain of numbers and you would have to tell them it back in reverse order stops at like 15 numbers. They give you shapes and a picture and say make this out of these shapes… anyways being in advanced classes is not required in the least to be in this program. Most people in advanced classes get there by working hard. \nIt is also worth noting: I only knew 1 person who was in the gifted program that dropped out of college… they decided to be a nuclear reactor operator and now are a senior RO bank (easily 300k a year). I went to a public school if that helps, just trying to give an accurate account. One of the girls got her masters in biology and then decided to stay home to raise her little ones, not sure if that is seen as successful or failure but hopefully she is happy. I guess Wes made it as an engineer and was a manager but he killed himself through a drinking issue post divorce. So another not nice story… but depression feels very common with high IQ. We are all just people in the end.", ">\n\n\nalso you would know if you took an IQ test…\n\nThe only thing those are good for is telling how skilled you are at taking IQ tests.", ">\n\nBut is it really something that adults brag about? The only times that I’ve seen adults talk about being a former gifted kid is:\n1) if they’re applying for a job teaching in a GT program and need a cute anecdote to bring up in a job interview \n2) they’re talking about the flaws of the gifted kid model and how kids’ issues are not taken serious because their grades are great, therefore adults around them assume that they’re fine\n3) joking about being diagnosed with ADHD, autism, or similar as an adult and citing being a “gifted kid” as an early sign\nThese things are not the same as bragging. If anything, it’s using their own experience to point out the issues with GT programs. Hey, OP, what context have you heard people brag about being a gifted kid? Is this something that actually happens?", ">\n\nHey these are the only situations I have ever heard someone talk about being a gifted child.", ">\n\n95% of the gifted children in the class I was in were burnt out by the time they reached highschool. A lot of them did find success in their real lives, but the mental health toil was pretty clear on them. I intentionally dumbed myself down a bit just so I could get into the Academic Support classes the school had just because of the fact I wanted an actual life besides homework. Gifted classes ain't really worth it.", ">\n\nIf there were 20 gifted children in your class your standards are too low", ">\n\nIn my experience it was the less academic kids that went on to learn a trade that actually achieved material success, or the kids who went into their family's business.", ">\n\nTruth is people get successful all kinds of ways. \nThe right skill. Whether you got that in academics or trades. (I'll put a psychometrician up against any skilled tradesman dollar for dollar). Family connection. Having lots of friends (As adults...which is a different skill than doing the same thing in high school). Sheer luck. Right place, right time. etc.", ">\n\nCan confirm; I was a \"former gifted child\" and by the time I was in high school I was just burned the fuck out from all the expectations that were put on me. My grandpa told me I was going to be president, and my mom used to say I was so smart that she was \"scared of me\". She constantly wanted me to skip grades and leave all my friends behind, and that certainly scared the shit out of me.\nI feel like being \"gifted\" also led to myriad of mental health issues being left undiagnosed, simply because my grades were always good, so yeah, I never felt it was anything to brag about. Nobody in the world gives a rat's ass how many straight As you got on your report card in 5th grade. I think I would have just preferred to be normal." ]

[ "If someone has to tell you, as an adult, that they were gifted as a child, that means their life isn't going so well.", ">\n\nWeird part is I have never heard someone brag they were gifted. I have heard people laugh about how the gifted programs don’t really teach you anything more… or that it goes onto your fasfa as a disability: intellectually gifted. Weird choice… \nThe other weird thing I keep seeing here that is odd… you aren’t just deemed gifted by a teacher or parent or at least at the school I went to. You were tested by a school psychologist and if your IQ wasn’t above 130 you were not allowed in the program. You also had to have high grades and test scores, maybe every area does it differently? Every 4 years this was looked at again and they could 100% kick you from the program if any of these 3 fell.\nTo clarify being gifted doesn’t mean you will be successful, but also you would know if you took an IQ test… I feel like people pretend they were better as kids than they truly were sometimes. Why? No idea. Success in my eyes is being happy and has nothing to do with old ass achievement as a child. If you are thinking, wait was I tested, Iq test examples given by the school psychologist: 30 nonstandard emojis and say when you see this emoji, I want you to say this word. Then you read a story of only emojis. They would give you a chain of numbers and you would have to tell them it back in reverse order stops at like 15 numbers. They give you shapes and a picture and say make this out of these shapes… anyways being in advanced classes is not required in the least to be in this program. Most people in advanced classes get there by working hard. \nIt is also worth noting: I only knew 1 person who was in the gifted program that dropped out of college… they decided to be a nuclear reactor operator and now are a senior RO bank (easily 300k a year). I went to a public school if that helps, just trying to give an accurate account. One of the girls got her masters in biology and then decided to stay home to raise her little ones, not sure if that is seen as successful or failure but hopefully she is happy. I guess Wes made it as an engineer and was a manager but he killed himself through a drinking issue post divorce. So another not nice story… but depression feels very common with high IQ. We are all just people in the end.", ">\n\n\nalso you would know if you took an IQ test…\n\nThe only thing those are good for is telling how skilled you are at taking IQ tests.", ">\n\nBut is it really something that adults brag about? The only times that I’ve seen adults talk about being a former gifted kid is:\n1) if they’re applying for a job teaching in a GT program and need a cute anecdote to bring up in a job interview \n2) they’re talking about the flaws of the gifted kid model and how kids’ issues are not taken serious because their grades are great, therefore adults around them assume that they’re fine\n3) joking about being diagnosed with ADHD, autism, or similar as an adult and citing being a “gifted kid” as an early sign\nThese things are not the same as bragging. If anything, it’s using their own experience to point out the issues with GT programs. Hey, OP, what context have you heard people brag about being a gifted kid? Is this something that actually happens?", ">\n\nHey these are the only situations I have ever heard someone talk about being a gifted child.", ">\n\n95% of the gifted children in the class I was in were burnt out by the time they reached highschool. A lot of them did find success in their real lives, but the mental health toil was pretty clear on them. I intentionally dumbed myself down a bit just so I could get into the Academic Support classes the school had just because of the fact I wanted an actual life besides homework. Gifted classes ain't really worth it.", ">\n\nIf there were 20 gifted children in your class your standards are too low", ">\n\nIn my experience it was the less academic kids that went on to learn a trade that actually achieved material success, or the kids who went into their family's business.", ">\n\nTruth is people get successful all kinds of ways. \nThe right skill. Whether you got that in academics or trades. (I'll put a psychometrician up against any skilled tradesman dollar for dollar). Family connection. Having lots of friends (As adults...which is a different skill than doing the same thing in high school). Sheer luck. Right place, right time. etc.", ">\n\nCan confirm; I was a \"former gifted child\" and by the time I was in high school I was just burned the fuck out from all the expectations that were put on me. My grandpa told me I was going to be president, and my mom used to say I was so smart that she was \"scared of me\". She constantly wanted me to skip grades and leave all my friends behind, and that certainly scared the shit out of me.\nI feel like being \"gifted\" also led to myriad of mental health issues being left undiagnosed, simply because my grades were always good, so yeah, I never felt it was anything to brag about. Nobody in the world gives a rat's ass how many straight As you got on your report card in 5th grade. I think I would have just preferred to be normal.", ">\n\nTo add a similar experience here, I had to develop my social skills later in life because I was never allowed friends. This hamstrung my career and left me socially awkward, at best, to this day. Being a gifted kid was more of a curse than a present, and I'm still playing catch up nearing my 40s." ]

[ "If someone has to tell you, as an adult, that they were gifted as a child, that means their life isn't going so well.", ">\n\nWeird part is I have never heard someone brag they were gifted. I have heard people laugh about how the gifted programs don’t really teach you anything more… or that it goes onto your fasfa as a disability: intellectually gifted. Weird choice… \nThe other weird thing I keep seeing here that is odd… you aren’t just deemed gifted by a teacher or parent or at least at the school I went to. You were tested by a school psychologist and if your IQ wasn’t above 130 you were not allowed in the program. You also had to have high grades and test scores, maybe every area does it differently? Every 4 years this was looked at again and they could 100% kick you from the program if any of these 3 fell.\nTo clarify being gifted doesn’t mean you will be successful, but also you would know if you took an IQ test… I feel like people pretend they were better as kids than they truly were sometimes. Why? No idea. Success in my eyes is being happy and has nothing to do with old ass achievement as a child. If you are thinking, wait was I tested, Iq test examples given by the school psychologist: 30 nonstandard emojis and say when you see this emoji, I want you to say this word. Then you read a story of only emojis. They would give you a chain of numbers and you would have to tell them it back in reverse order stops at like 15 numbers. They give you shapes and a picture and say make this out of these shapes… anyways being in advanced classes is not required in the least to be in this program. Most people in advanced classes get there by working hard. \nIt is also worth noting: I only knew 1 person who was in the gifted program that dropped out of college… they decided to be a nuclear reactor operator and now are a senior RO bank (easily 300k a year). I went to a public school if that helps, just trying to give an accurate account. One of the girls got her masters in biology and then decided to stay home to raise her little ones, not sure if that is seen as successful or failure but hopefully she is happy. I guess Wes made it as an engineer and was a manager but he killed himself through a drinking issue post divorce. So another not nice story… but depression feels very common with high IQ. We are all just people in the end.", ">\n\n\nalso you would know if you took an IQ test…\n\nThe only thing those are good for is telling how skilled you are at taking IQ tests.", ">\n\nBut is it really something that adults brag about? The only times that I’ve seen adults talk about being a former gifted kid is:\n1) if they’re applying for a job teaching in a GT program and need a cute anecdote to bring up in a job interview \n2) they’re talking about the flaws of the gifted kid model and how kids’ issues are not taken serious because their grades are great, therefore adults around them assume that they’re fine\n3) joking about being diagnosed with ADHD, autism, or similar as an adult and citing being a “gifted kid” as an early sign\nThese things are not the same as bragging. If anything, it’s using their own experience to point out the issues with GT programs. Hey, OP, what context have you heard people brag about being a gifted kid? Is this something that actually happens?", ">\n\nHey these are the only situations I have ever heard someone talk about being a gifted child.", ">\n\n95% of the gifted children in the class I was in were burnt out by the time they reached highschool. A lot of them did find success in their real lives, but the mental health toil was pretty clear on them. I intentionally dumbed myself down a bit just so I could get into the Academic Support classes the school had just because of the fact I wanted an actual life besides homework. Gifted classes ain't really worth it.", ">\n\nIf there were 20 gifted children in your class your standards are too low", ">\n\nIn my experience it was the less academic kids that went on to learn a trade that actually achieved material success, or the kids who went into their family's business.", ">\n\nTruth is people get successful all kinds of ways. \nThe right skill. Whether you got that in academics or trades. (I'll put a psychometrician up against any skilled tradesman dollar for dollar). Family connection. Having lots of friends (As adults...which is a different skill than doing the same thing in high school). Sheer luck. Right place, right time. etc.", ">\n\nCan confirm; I was a \"former gifted child\" and by the time I was in high school I was just burned the fuck out from all the expectations that were put on me. My grandpa told me I was going to be president, and my mom used to say I was so smart that she was \"scared of me\". She constantly wanted me to skip grades and leave all my friends behind, and that certainly scared the shit out of me.\nI feel like being \"gifted\" also led to myriad of mental health issues being left undiagnosed, simply because my grades were always good, so yeah, I never felt it was anything to brag about. Nobody in the world gives a rat's ass how many straight As you got on your report card in 5th grade. I think I would have just preferred to be normal.", ">\n\nTo add a similar experience here, I had to develop my social skills later in life because I was never allowed friends. This hamstrung my career and left me socially awkward, at best, to this day. Being a gifted kid was more of a curse than a present, and I'm still playing catch up nearing my 40s.", ">\n\nYeah, social skills are another big issue. I wasn't the worst in that regard, but between being \"gifted\" and having a narcissistic mother, I basically had to unlearn a ton of backwards shit I learned as a kid. I'm 36 and still sorting shit out, so I feel yer pain." ]

[ "If someone has to tell you, as an adult, that they were gifted as a child, that means their life isn't going so well.", ">\n\nWeird part is I have never heard someone brag they were gifted. I have heard people laugh about how the gifted programs don’t really teach you anything more… or that it goes onto your fasfa as a disability: intellectually gifted. Weird choice… \nThe other weird thing I keep seeing here that is odd… you aren’t just deemed gifted by a teacher or parent or at least at the school I went to. You were tested by a school psychologist and if your IQ wasn’t above 130 you were not allowed in the program. You also had to have high grades and test scores, maybe every area does it differently? Every 4 years this was looked at again and they could 100% kick you from the program if any of these 3 fell.\nTo clarify being gifted doesn’t mean you will be successful, but also you would know if you took an IQ test… I feel like people pretend they were better as kids than they truly were sometimes. Why? No idea. Success in my eyes is being happy and has nothing to do with old ass achievement as a child. If you are thinking, wait was I tested, Iq test examples given by the school psychologist: 30 nonstandard emojis and say when you see this emoji, I want you to say this word. Then you read a story of only emojis. They would give you a chain of numbers and you would have to tell them it back in reverse order stops at like 15 numbers. They give you shapes and a picture and say make this out of these shapes… anyways being in advanced classes is not required in the least to be in this program. Most people in advanced classes get there by working hard. \nIt is also worth noting: I only knew 1 person who was in the gifted program that dropped out of college… they decided to be a nuclear reactor operator and now are a senior RO bank (easily 300k a year). I went to a public school if that helps, just trying to give an accurate account. One of the girls got her masters in biology and then decided to stay home to raise her little ones, not sure if that is seen as successful or failure but hopefully she is happy. I guess Wes made it as an engineer and was a manager but he killed himself through a drinking issue post divorce. So another not nice story… but depression feels very common with high IQ. We are all just people in the end.", ">\n\n\nalso you would know if you took an IQ test…\n\nThe only thing those are good for is telling how skilled you are at taking IQ tests.", ">\n\nBut is it really something that adults brag about? The only times that I’ve seen adults talk about being a former gifted kid is:\n1) if they’re applying for a job teaching in a GT program and need a cute anecdote to bring up in a job interview \n2) they’re talking about the flaws of the gifted kid model and how kids’ issues are not taken serious because their grades are great, therefore adults around them assume that they’re fine\n3) joking about being diagnosed with ADHD, autism, or similar as an adult and citing being a “gifted kid” as an early sign\nThese things are not the same as bragging. If anything, it’s using their own experience to point out the issues with GT programs. Hey, OP, what context have you heard people brag about being a gifted kid? Is this something that actually happens?", ">\n\nHey these are the only situations I have ever heard someone talk about being a gifted child.", ">\n\n95% of the gifted children in the class I was in were burnt out by the time they reached highschool. A lot of them did find success in their real lives, but the mental health toil was pretty clear on them. I intentionally dumbed myself down a bit just so I could get into the Academic Support classes the school had just because of the fact I wanted an actual life besides homework. Gifted classes ain't really worth it.", ">\n\nIf there were 20 gifted children in your class your standards are too low", ">\n\nIn my experience it was the less academic kids that went on to learn a trade that actually achieved material success, or the kids who went into their family's business.", ">\n\nTruth is people get successful all kinds of ways. \nThe right skill. Whether you got that in academics or trades. (I'll put a psychometrician up against any skilled tradesman dollar for dollar). Family connection. Having lots of friends (As adults...which is a different skill than doing the same thing in high school). Sheer luck. Right place, right time. etc.", ">\n\nCan confirm; I was a \"former gifted child\" and by the time I was in high school I was just burned the fuck out from all the expectations that were put on me. My grandpa told me I was going to be president, and my mom used to say I was so smart that she was \"scared of me\". She constantly wanted me to skip grades and leave all my friends behind, and that certainly scared the shit out of me.\nI feel like being \"gifted\" also led to myriad of mental health issues being left undiagnosed, simply because my grades were always good, so yeah, I never felt it was anything to brag about. Nobody in the world gives a rat's ass how many straight As you got on your report card in 5th grade. I think I would have just preferred to be normal.", ">\n\nTo add a similar experience here, I had to develop my social skills later in life because I was never allowed friends. This hamstrung my career and left me socially awkward, at best, to this day. Being a gifted kid was more of a curse than a present, and I'm still playing catch up nearing my 40s.", ">\n\nYeah, social skills are another big issue. I wasn't the worst in that regard, but between being \"gifted\" and having a narcissistic mother, I basically had to unlearn a ton of backwards shit I learned as a kid. I'm 36 and still sorting shit out, so I feel yer pain.", ">\n\nMost 'gifted' Individuals I have encountered end up being nobodies and nothings. They never have to try or do and thus lack motivation, work ethic and problem solving skills. They eventually hit a challenge or don't have someone telling them the next step and they just, stop. They missed learning important skills and later in life they are just like everyone else. Some are annoying and tell you they are so smart and gifted but most just blend in." ]

[ "If someone has to tell you, as an adult, that they were gifted as a child, that means their life isn't going so well.", ">\n\nWeird part is I have never heard someone brag they were gifted. I have heard people laugh about how the gifted programs don’t really teach you anything more… or that it goes onto your fasfa as a disability: intellectually gifted. Weird choice… \nThe other weird thing I keep seeing here that is odd… you aren’t just deemed gifted by a teacher or parent or at least at the school I went to. You were tested by a school psychologist and if your IQ wasn’t above 130 you were not allowed in the program. You also had to have high grades and test scores, maybe every area does it differently? Every 4 years this was looked at again and they could 100% kick you from the program if any of these 3 fell.\nTo clarify being gifted doesn’t mean you will be successful, but also you would know if you took an IQ test… I feel like people pretend they were better as kids than they truly were sometimes. Why? No idea. Success in my eyes is being happy and has nothing to do with old ass achievement as a child. If you are thinking, wait was I tested, Iq test examples given by the school psychologist: 30 nonstandard emojis and say when you see this emoji, I want you to say this word. Then you read a story of only emojis. They would give you a chain of numbers and you would have to tell them it back in reverse order stops at like 15 numbers. They give you shapes and a picture and say make this out of these shapes… anyways being in advanced classes is not required in the least to be in this program. Most people in advanced classes get there by working hard. \nIt is also worth noting: I only knew 1 person who was in the gifted program that dropped out of college… they decided to be a nuclear reactor operator and now are a senior RO bank (easily 300k a year). I went to a public school if that helps, just trying to give an accurate account. One of the girls got her masters in biology and then decided to stay home to raise her little ones, not sure if that is seen as successful or failure but hopefully she is happy. I guess Wes made it as an engineer and was a manager but he killed himself through a drinking issue post divorce. So another not nice story… but depression feels very common with high IQ. We are all just people in the end.", ">\n\n\nalso you would know if you took an IQ test…\n\nThe only thing those are good for is telling how skilled you are at taking IQ tests.", ">\n\nBut is it really something that adults brag about? The only times that I’ve seen adults talk about being a former gifted kid is:\n1) if they’re applying for a job teaching in a GT program and need a cute anecdote to bring up in a job interview \n2) they’re talking about the flaws of the gifted kid model and how kids’ issues are not taken serious because their grades are great, therefore adults around them assume that they’re fine\n3) joking about being diagnosed with ADHD, autism, or similar as an adult and citing being a “gifted kid” as an early sign\nThese things are not the same as bragging. If anything, it’s using their own experience to point out the issues with GT programs. Hey, OP, what context have you heard people brag about being a gifted kid? Is this something that actually happens?", ">\n\nHey these are the only situations I have ever heard someone talk about being a gifted child.", ">\n\n95% of the gifted children in the class I was in were burnt out by the time they reached highschool. A lot of them did find success in their real lives, but the mental health toil was pretty clear on them. I intentionally dumbed myself down a bit just so I could get into the Academic Support classes the school had just because of the fact I wanted an actual life besides homework. Gifted classes ain't really worth it.", ">\n\nIf there were 20 gifted children in your class your standards are too low", ">\n\nIn my experience it was the less academic kids that went on to learn a trade that actually achieved material success, or the kids who went into their family's business.", ">\n\nTruth is people get successful all kinds of ways. \nThe right skill. Whether you got that in academics or trades. (I'll put a psychometrician up against any skilled tradesman dollar for dollar). Family connection. Having lots of friends (As adults...which is a different skill than doing the same thing in high school). Sheer luck. Right place, right time. etc.", ">\n\nCan confirm; I was a \"former gifted child\" and by the time I was in high school I was just burned the fuck out from all the expectations that were put on me. My grandpa told me I was going to be president, and my mom used to say I was so smart that she was \"scared of me\". She constantly wanted me to skip grades and leave all my friends behind, and that certainly scared the shit out of me.\nI feel like being \"gifted\" also led to myriad of mental health issues being left undiagnosed, simply because my grades were always good, so yeah, I never felt it was anything to brag about. Nobody in the world gives a rat's ass how many straight As you got on your report card in 5th grade. I think I would have just preferred to be normal.", ">\n\nTo add a similar experience here, I had to develop my social skills later in life because I was never allowed friends. This hamstrung my career and left me socially awkward, at best, to this day. Being a gifted kid was more of a curse than a present, and I'm still playing catch up nearing my 40s.", ">\n\nYeah, social skills are another big issue. I wasn't the worst in that regard, but between being \"gifted\" and having a narcissistic mother, I basically had to unlearn a ton of backwards shit I learned as a kid. I'm 36 and still sorting shit out, so I feel yer pain.", ">\n\nMost 'gifted' Individuals I have encountered end up being nobodies and nothings. They never have to try or do and thus lack motivation, work ethic and problem solving skills. They eventually hit a challenge or don't have someone telling them the next step and they just, stop. They missed learning important skills and later in life they are just like everyone else. Some are annoying and tell you they are so smart and gifted but most just blend in.", ">\n\nTotally agree, well said. Really highlights the importance of all children, regardless of potential, to be told ‘no’ at some points and help them develop important executive function and interpersonal skills. I’m at an age in adulthood now where all the training wheels and all supports have been removed, and it’s glaringly obvious who never had to try and had everything go there way as a child." ]

[ "If someone has to tell you, as an adult, that they were gifted as a child, that means their life isn't going so well.", ">\n\nWeird part is I have never heard someone brag they were gifted. I have heard people laugh about how the gifted programs don’t really teach you anything more… or that it goes onto your fasfa as a disability: intellectually gifted. Weird choice… \nThe other weird thing I keep seeing here that is odd… you aren’t just deemed gifted by a teacher or parent or at least at the school I went to. You were tested by a school psychologist and if your IQ wasn’t above 130 you were not allowed in the program. You also had to have high grades and test scores, maybe every area does it differently? Every 4 years this was looked at again and they could 100% kick you from the program if any of these 3 fell.\nTo clarify being gifted doesn’t mean you will be successful, but also you would know if you took an IQ test… I feel like people pretend they were better as kids than they truly were sometimes. Why? No idea. Success in my eyes is being happy and has nothing to do with old ass achievement as a child. If you are thinking, wait was I tested, Iq test examples given by the school psychologist: 30 nonstandard emojis and say when you see this emoji, I want you to say this word. Then you read a story of only emojis. They would give you a chain of numbers and you would have to tell them it back in reverse order stops at like 15 numbers. They give you shapes and a picture and say make this out of these shapes… anyways being in advanced classes is not required in the least to be in this program. Most people in advanced classes get there by working hard. \nIt is also worth noting: I only knew 1 person who was in the gifted program that dropped out of college… they decided to be a nuclear reactor operator and now are a senior RO bank (easily 300k a year). I went to a public school if that helps, just trying to give an accurate account. One of the girls got her masters in biology and then decided to stay home to raise her little ones, not sure if that is seen as successful or failure but hopefully she is happy. I guess Wes made it as an engineer and was a manager but he killed himself through a drinking issue post divorce. So another not nice story… but depression feels very common with high IQ. We are all just people in the end.", ">\n\n\nalso you would know if you took an IQ test…\n\nThe only thing those are good for is telling how skilled you are at taking IQ tests.", ">\n\nBut is it really something that adults brag about? The only times that I’ve seen adults talk about being a former gifted kid is:\n1) if they’re applying for a job teaching in a GT program and need a cute anecdote to bring up in a job interview \n2) they’re talking about the flaws of the gifted kid model and how kids’ issues are not taken serious because their grades are great, therefore adults around them assume that they’re fine\n3) joking about being diagnosed with ADHD, autism, or similar as an adult and citing being a “gifted kid” as an early sign\nThese things are not the same as bragging. If anything, it’s using their own experience to point out the issues with GT programs. Hey, OP, what context have you heard people brag about being a gifted kid? Is this something that actually happens?", ">\n\nHey these are the only situations I have ever heard someone talk about being a gifted child.", ">\n\n95% of the gifted children in the class I was in were burnt out by the time they reached highschool. A lot of them did find success in their real lives, but the mental health toil was pretty clear on them. I intentionally dumbed myself down a bit just so I could get into the Academic Support classes the school had just because of the fact I wanted an actual life besides homework. Gifted classes ain't really worth it.", ">\n\nIf there were 20 gifted children in your class your standards are too low", ">\n\nIn my experience it was the less academic kids that went on to learn a trade that actually achieved material success, or the kids who went into their family's business.", ">\n\nTruth is people get successful all kinds of ways. \nThe right skill. Whether you got that in academics or trades. (I'll put a psychometrician up against any skilled tradesman dollar for dollar). Family connection. Having lots of friends (As adults...which is a different skill than doing the same thing in high school). Sheer luck. Right place, right time. etc.", ">\n\nCan confirm; I was a \"former gifted child\" and by the time I was in high school I was just burned the fuck out from all the expectations that were put on me. My grandpa told me I was going to be president, and my mom used to say I was so smart that she was \"scared of me\". She constantly wanted me to skip grades and leave all my friends behind, and that certainly scared the shit out of me.\nI feel like being \"gifted\" also led to myriad of mental health issues being left undiagnosed, simply because my grades were always good, so yeah, I never felt it was anything to brag about. Nobody in the world gives a rat's ass how many straight As you got on your report card in 5th grade. I think I would have just preferred to be normal.", ">\n\nTo add a similar experience here, I had to develop my social skills later in life because I was never allowed friends. This hamstrung my career and left me socially awkward, at best, to this day. Being a gifted kid was more of a curse than a present, and I'm still playing catch up nearing my 40s.", ">\n\nYeah, social skills are another big issue. I wasn't the worst in that regard, but between being \"gifted\" and having a narcissistic mother, I basically had to unlearn a ton of backwards shit I learned as a kid. I'm 36 and still sorting shit out, so I feel yer pain.", ">\n\nMost 'gifted' Individuals I have encountered end up being nobodies and nothings. They never have to try or do and thus lack motivation, work ethic and problem solving skills. They eventually hit a challenge or don't have someone telling them the next step and they just, stop. They missed learning important skills and later in life they are just like everyone else. Some are annoying and tell you they are so smart and gifted but most just blend in.", ">\n\nTotally agree, well said. Really highlights the importance of all children, regardless of potential, to be told ‘no’ at some points and help them develop important executive function and interpersonal skills. I’m at an age in adulthood now where all the training wheels and all supports have been removed, and it’s glaringly obvious who never had to try and had everything go there way as a child.", ">\n\nDoesn’t even mean anything anymore when like 10% of people are labeled gifted" ]

[ "If someone has to tell you, as an adult, that they were gifted as a child, that means their life isn't going so well.", ">\n\nWeird part is I have never heard someone brag they were gifted. I have heard people laugh about how the gifted programs don’t really teach you anything more… or that it goes onto your fasfa as a disability: intellectually gifted. Weird choice… \nThe other weird thing I keep seeing here that is odd… you aren’t just deemed gifted by a teacher or parent or at least at the school I went to. You were tested by a school psychologist and if your IQ wasn’t above 130 you were not allowed in the program. You also had to have high grades and test scores, maybe every area does it differently? Every 4 years this was looked at again and they could 100% kick you from the program if any of these 3 fell.\nTo clarify being gifted doesn’t mean you will be successful, but also you would know if you took an IQ test… I feel like people pretend they were better as kids than they truly were sometimes. Why? No idea. Success in my eyes is being happy and has nothing to do with old ass achievement as a child. If you are thinking, wait was I tested, Iq test examples given by the school psychologist: 30 nonstandard emojis and say when you see this emoji, I want you to say this word. Then you read a story of only emojis. They would give you a chain of numbers and you would have to tell them it back in reverse order stops at like 15 numbers. They give you shapes and a picture and say make this out of these shapes… anyways being in advanced classes is not required in the least to be in this program. Most people in advanced classes get there by working hard. \nIt is also worth noting: I only knew 1 person who was in the gifted program that dropped out of college… they decided to be a nuclear reactor operator and now are a senior RO bank (easily 300k a year). I went to a public school if that helps, just trying to give an accurate account. One of the girls got her masters in biology and then decided to stay home to raise her little ones, not sure if that is seen as successful or failure but hopefully she is happy. I guess Wes made it as an engineer and was a manager but he killed himself through a drinking issue post divorce. So another not nice story… but depression feels very common with high IQ. We are all just people in the end.", ">\n\n\nalso you would know if you took an IQ test…\n\nThe only thing those are good for is telling how skilled you are at taking IQ tests.", ">\n\nBut is it really something that adults brag about? The only times that I’ve seen adults talk about being a former gifted kid is:\n1) if they’re applying for a job teaching in a GT program and need a cute anecdote to bring up in a job interview \n2) they’re talking about the flaws of the gifted kid model and how kids’ issues are not taken serious because their grades are great, therefore adults around them assume that they’re fine\n3) joking about being diagnosed with ADHD, autism, or similar as an adult and citing being a “gifted kid” as an early sign\nThese things are not the same as bragging. If anything, it’s using their own experience to point out the issues with GT programs. Hey, OP, what context have you heard people brag about being a gifted kid? Is this something that actually happens?", ">\n\nHey these are the only situations I have ever heard someone talk about being a gifted child.", ">\n\n95% of the gifted children in the class I was in were burnt out by the time they reached highschool. A lot of them did find success in their real lives, but the mental health toil was pretty clear on them. I intentionally dumbed myself down a bit just so I could get into the Academic Support classes the school had just because of the fact I wanted an actual life besides homework. Gifted classes ain't really worth it.", ">\n\nIf there were 20 gifted children in your class your standards are too low", ">\n\nIn my experience it was the less academic kids that went on to learn a trade that actually achieved material success, or the kids who went into their family's business.", ">\n\nTruth is people get successful all kinds of ways. \nThe right skill. Whether you got that in academics or trades. (I'll put a psychometrician up against any skilled tradesman dollar for dollar). Family connection. Having lots of friends (As adults...which is a different skill than doing the same thing in high school). Sheer luck. Right place, right time. etc.", ">\n\nCan confirm; I was a \"former gifted child\" and by the time I was in high school I was just burned the fuck out from all the expectations that were put on me. My grandpa told me I was going to be president, and my mom used to say I was so smart that she was \"scared of me\". She constantly wanted me to skip grades and leave all my friends behind, and that certainly scared the shit out of me.\nI feel like being \"gifted\" also led to myriad of mental health issues being left undiagnosed, simply because my grades were always good, so yeah, I never felt it was anything to brag about. Nobody in the world gives a rat's ass how many straight As you got on your report card in 5th grade. I think I would have just preferred to be normal.", ">\n\nTo add a similar experience here, I had to develop my social skills later in life because I was never allowed friends. This hamstrung my career and left me socially awkward, at best, to this day. Being a gifted kid was more of a curse than a present, and I'm still playing catch up nearing my 40s.", ">\n\nYeah, social skills are another big issue. I wasn't the worst in that regard, but between being \"gifted\" and having a narcissistic mother, I basically had to unlearn a ton of backwards shit I learned as a kid. I'm 36 and still sorting shit out, so I feel yer pain.", ">\n\nMost 'gifted' Individuals I have encountered end up being nobodies and nothings. They never have to try or do and thus lack motivation, work ethic and problem solving skills. They eventually hit a challenge or don't have someone telling them the next step and they just, stop. They missed learning important skills and later in life they are just like everyone else. Some are annoying and tell you they are so smart and gifted but most just blend in.", ">\n\nTotally agree, well said. Really highlights the importance of all children, regardless of potential, to be told ‘no’ at some points and help them develop important executive function and interpersonal skills. I’m at an age in adulthood now where all the training wheels and all supports have been removed, and it’s glaringly obvious who never had to try and had everything go there way as a child.", ">\n\nDoesn’t even mean anything anymore when like 10% of people are labeled gifted", ">\n\nWhat's the proper percentage of a large population for gifted?" ]