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589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | that is the funniest thing i have heard in a long time, final. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | i have a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | She came in through the bathroom window Protected by a silver spoon But now she sucks her thumb and wanders By the banks of her own lagoon Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see? Sunday's on the phone to Monday, Tuesday's on the phone to me She said she'd always been a dancer She worked at 15 clubs a day And though she thought I knew the answer Well I knew what I could not say. And so I quit the police department And got myself a steady job And though she tried her best to help me She could steal but she could not rob Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see? Sunday's on the phone to Monday, Tuesday's on the phone to me Oh yeah. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | and how is this different than what you normally do around your house? (just kidding) |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | gosh, mir. what a shame i didn't die - sounds like things would have turned out pretty interesting for you! of course, you could do all those things anyway, if you wanted, even without anybody dying. for that matter, i don't think the chick who hit me would need to be kung-fooed - if you decided to do away with her, you could just buy a gun. i'm confident, though, that our justice system will mete out the appropriate penalties - though i appreciate your compliment to me via vendetta. the world would certainly be more interesting with potential superheroines like yourself! but i digress. i live another day! i'm having to lie on the sofa at this point while i type. the doc was right - it hurts worse today (it being my body, not the sofa). ideally, the pain will subside in a few days, and i can rejoin the world of the quick and the foolish at that point, though on a gradual basis. as JLS has pointed out many times before, in so many ways, it all comes down to medical benefits. everyone feel free to post amusements here or email them to my home addy to occupy my time as i shuffle about my apartment, bitching and moaning. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | my feet smell like buttered popcorn. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | on angie's site, i think my favorite pic of her is the first one. her expression just seems to say, 'what the fuck you want now, man?' |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | yeah, if you would have died, i would have had to avenge your death - studying martial arts for years under various masters in asia, learning transcendental meditation, fighting the forces of evil from within and without, mastering various weapons, and then finally coming back with my tone body in a skin tight suit and seeking revenge. well, damn, that sounds a lot more interesting than my life now. sigh. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | greetings fellow iconoclasts. i live! a drunk driver rear ended me wednesday night, totaling my wonderful little moondog, and leaving me with a 2-3 inch gash on the top of my head, busted up shins and an overall profound ache. i bled for over an hour head wounds are like that, apparently, and difficult to seal until they closed the wound with 10 little staples. currently, my hair is matted down with dried blood, since i cant wash my head until tomorrow gross, huh? ill be on bed rest for about a week, and then well see how im doing from there. scary stuff, let me tell you. it felt like a train had hit my car the impact was terrifying . i felt like a bug, squashed beneath the heel of God. gah. now comes the paperwork, and the doctors, lawyers and insurance folk. hopefully my car will be written off as a loss, allowing me to get another one; safe to say that if this comes to pass, it will be another insight. not sure how long ill be down and out hoping to feel well enough for road to glory, but ive just got to see how im doing. i think it's safe to say that i will be unable to attend the winter wonderland dinner, or allen's party afterward - the only way i can currently stay comfortable for any length of time is to lie down - but i hope that the festvities will go on and that everyone has a cool time. talk to you all soon;thanks for everyones kind words and well wishes. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | ben was in a serious car accident last night. he was hit by a drunk driver - he should be fine but he will be on bed rest for a couple of days. his car is totaled. i wish him the best. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | I thought it would be interesting to juxtapose these two articles... A bolder investigation would unearth the original U.S. designs for the weapons of mass destruction -- chemical, biological and nuclear -- that now haunt the world. If U.N. investigators were deployed here, they would discover that it was U.S. companies that quite often supplied the materials that permitted other countries to experiment with the means of killing us all. urlLink http://www.salon.com/news/col/scheer/2002/12/11/weapons/index.html 'The United States will continue to make clear that it reserves the right to respond with overwhelming force -- including through resort to all of our options -- to the use of WMD [weapons of mass destruction] against the United States, our forces abroad, and friends and allies,' the statement reads, in part. 'In addition to our conventional and nuclear response and defense capabilities, our overall deterrent posture against WMD threats is reinforced by effective intelligence, surveillance, and interdiction, and domestic law enforcement capabilities,' the statement says. urlLink http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/12/11/bush.weapons.security/index.html |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | I just found out i got an A in my non-fiction writing class!! and this is how it makes me feel: Well you should see Polythene Pam She's so good-looking but she looks like a man Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag Yes you should see Polythene Pam. Yeah yeah yeah Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt She's the kind of a girl that makes the 'News of the World' Yes you could say she was attractively built. Yeah yeah yeah. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | Treasure Planet is about a funny robot named ben! |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | Waiting for the Feeling Police. 'Alert -- Apathy in sector twelve -- all units converge' |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | urlLink http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0250/hentoff.php We'll All Be Under Surveillance Computers Will Say What We Are How often, or on what system, the Thought Police plugged in any individual wire was guesswork. It was even conceivable that they watched everybody all the time. But at any rate, they could plug in your wire whenever they wanted to. George urlLink Orwell , 1984 |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | Can I get my friend from Atlanta to join in so she and I can reenact Holly & Cleo? That was pretty damned pointless too, and often performed under the influence of alcohol... |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | Can't hold a candle to Kingpin and Murphy. I propose a Battle of the Pointless Shows. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | 33% MORE! |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | it is show that the ben and the mir are doing together. karl will explain ze rest. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | What ees thees -- how you say? ah, yes: 'karl and maggie show?' |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | I used to hate hearing my prerecorded broadcasts...I think my voice sounds so nasal on the air. Bleh. Glad to hear it went well! |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | dat show waz buhlsheet mahn yeah, that was pretty cool. i luuuv hearing myself talk, lemme tell ya! |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | the karl and maggie show was a great success. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | I was born in 1979. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | I would have to vote for something by Blondie, Talking Heads (early), or Elvis Costello (early) -- something from the mid- to late-70s, because from 1980/1-onward New Wave changed into something slightly different. It would be easier to choose an album, like Blondie's Parallel Lines, maybe. That sounds more pop than, say, Costello's This Year's Model. But to be honest, the stuff from that time period is really before my time -- I experienced more through childhood osmosis than conscious choice. If I had to choose something from my own nascent maturity, it would be something from 79-82, after New Wave changed slightly. From there, I'd choose Gary Numan's 'Cars' or perhaps Berlin's 'The Metro.' Both of those lean more towards synth pop than Parallel Lines, but it's when I started to become aware of pop music, so it's a sound that has a stronger emotional appeal. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | That's nothing! You should have heard him at 5:30 in the morning on the radio.... Ask him about backwards masking the Tiffany song! Mir -- thank you very much for the invite, but I will have to regretfully decline as I will be in Los Angeles. Now, Mr. Shipley: 1) Mr. McVeigh ensured a seared national psyche by getting caught -- without the pulpit of the witness stand and the magnification of the media feeding frenzy, we (Mr. and Mrs. Joe Sixpack) would never have known that a small fringe group of dissatisfied citizens feels strongly enough about the state of our nation that they would resort to such a horrific statement. Perhaps now, we can identify with the British a little better. It's always a shock to find out that someone is so dissatisfied with the status quo they react with such a base emotion as violence. 2) Christians everywhere should never, ever forget that the Bible was written by the post-Roman Empire equivalent of the white-guy-of-european-descent. If you ever want a fascinating look at politics, read up on the politics behind the formation of the New Testament. What strikes me about the whole 'in his own image' issue is what the 2000 year struggle between the teachings of Christ (love thy neighbor) and the age-old human nature (do unto your neighbor before he can do unto you) says about the image of God.... 3) I disagree with you on this point -- from our comfortably 21st Century agnostic-leaning perspective, it's easy to lump everyone who wasn't a native in the Puritan camp. Religion was much stronger back then, and our Founding Fathers found it as difficult to create the institutions of our government without God's influence as we would have today building an empire sans automoblie -- it's just so pervasive that it affects everything at such a level as to be inseperable. 'But what about the separation of church and state,' you ask? The context there is the religious persecutions and bloodshed of the 16th, 17th and 18th centuries brought on by the merging of head of state and head of church (see Henry VIII's creation of the Anglican church for the start of that crap!). The Founders wanted a to ensure (wisely) that religion would not be used as state policy. They could not have envisioned a nation without God. Which is why they are all turning over in their graves at the recent 'Under God' Pledge of Allegiance debacle. 4) Couldn't agree with you more on this one. Preach on, brother! 5) Mmmm-hmmm. 6) Would you consider the citizen of an empire? 7) Seems to me the only sure way to correct the media-induced self conciousness of women is to remake society as a matriarchy. Think that would do it? 8) Uh. Yeah. Words are like cool and stuff. Heh, heheh. 9) Are you offering advice to those designing AI? Seems a basic insight that would make things better for those poor saps. 10) Is that because everything is advertising, or is that because you are a crusty old CYNICAL bastard??? 11) Next to hot fudge sundae, of course.... 12) And I am grateful for your wonderful, meandering, barely relevant insights. P.S. Need everyone's help: I can't decide between 'What's He Got?' by The Producers and 'Talk To Ya Later' by The Tubes as an example the pinnacle of the New Wave sound. Thoughts? |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | I give you life with Johnathan. This is our pillow talk. And I love it. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | - I have decided that the Oklahoma City bombing was worthy of shock; September 11 was not. The anger within disturbs me far more than the anger without. - I feel that the notion of God making Man in His own image is one of the most egotistical and, ultimately, tragic inventions of our species. - I think we misname our Founding Fathers by not going back far enough. The Puritans are far more evident in our national psyche than the spirit of '76 ever was. - The only thing that will ever unify the humans species is an overwhelming threat from beyond our planet. In that sense, space exploration and colonization is the only available evolutionary path. Everything else will forever be violent variations of existing themes. - Love is not what someone does for you, or what you do for someone; it is persistent and mindful engagement in another's spiritual growth. - I wish to be the citizen of a nation; not the subject of an empire. - Women have a right to be angry at the media's pervasive images, but I don't know what they can do to solve it. As soon as a coherent and effective plan is formed, I'll back it all the way. - Writing is dreaming in language. This is why poetry is the highest form of the language arts, because in it words are pre-verbal. Rhetoric does not occur until the mind moves the language from pre-verbal dream into the public sphere. - We think by pattern matching. This is why it is not foolish to open the refrigerator when you need the microwave. Both have doors and handles; you are acting on the premature matching of an incomplete pattern. - It seems everything I see is an advertisement. - Music is humanity's greatest artistic achievement. - I am grateful for cinnamon toast. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | chris, you are cordially invited to the 'winter wonderland' dinner party taking place saturday, december 14th at 6:30pm. There you will see your old friends and meet new ones. ah i can feel the love now. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | Hey...he may drive a Honda and work a corporate job, but he's still rock and roll to me, baby. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | that is hilarious! i can imagine the bomb dog sitting at his desk. 'damn, another plate. call trudi, time to do some research.' 2 hours later.... 'the plate is fine. now back to licking my ass.' |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | Wow. I am overwhelmed by your responses. [sniff] It's good to be back amongst friends.... [sniff, sniff] I LOVE you guys! Mir -- been doing my part for the war effort. I'm training Transportation Security Administration baggage screeners at your nation's airports. That's why I'm here in LA (where, I hesitate to mention, that it's sixty degrees and sunny). Benjamin -- I can see already that you are right about the blog -- it IS chaotic and more than a little confusing! Will someone hold my hand? Ms. Streisand -- Mr. Shipley has nothing but wonderful things to say about you. I look forward to greeting you and your college-aged piece of ass in person. Yesterday afternoon at LAX, a ceramic plate tested positive for explosives residue and even failed a radiation test. It almost shut down the airport. The bomb dog decided it wasn't a threat and the LEO (Law Enforcement Official) determined that the lady carrying it had a credible story. If any of you are traveling for the holidays, might I suggest shipping your presents separately? What else do I need to know about this realm? |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | more lyrics for members of the circle of irony: Just Like Anyone So maybe I wasn't that good a friend but you were one of us and I will wonder just like anyone if there was something else I could've done So maybe it's true that your cry for help was oh, so very faint but still I heard and knew something was wrong just nothing you could put your finger on and I will wonder just like anyone just like anyone Susan Oh, Susan, you were clued in you knew just how this thing would go a prognosis that was hopeless from the very first domino I guess I see it all in hindsight I tried to keep perspective despite the flash of the fuse, the smell of cordite Now I'm in that place again and I know he can't come in to get me and someday he will live to regret me Susan, I can see it now Oh, Suzy - they get to me they can really be wearying but he threw me rope and buoy let me use his decoder ring there must have been some kind of parade we kissed for a while to see how it played and pulled the pin on another grenade Now I'm in that place again and I know he can't come in to get me and someday he will live to regret me Susan, I can see it now Oh, Susan, the hope of fusion is that the halo will reappear it may be pure illusion but it's beautiful while it's here I had some trouble with the goodbye I checked my Roman candle supply and watched the vapor trail in the sky But I'm in that place again and I know he can't come in to get me and someday he will live to regret me Susan, I can see it now |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | yes, well... i was referring to the www.angryflower.com - bob the angry flower cartoon. good to know i'm being thought of. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | Miriam is sooooo cool oh my GOD it's crucial critical meltdown, man a china syndrome of COOL oh MY *GOD* MIRIAM MIIIRRIIIIAAAMM |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | the bob this week is great - and yes, ben, you are bob and i'm freddy. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | I like to think of myself as a chaise lounge shuffler |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | yeah, he is. and evil incarnate. and a good chair dancer. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | Meat on your bones is good for ya. Keeps ya insulated in the winter time. On another note, my fiance is insane. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | HOW ABOUT A PIANO ON YOUR HEAD THAT'LL MAKE YA HEAVY YESSIRREEEEE |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | nothing will make you gain weight faster than stability. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | i hate you all so much. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | NOW I'M POSTING LYRICS LA LA LA LA LA LA LA L A A L A AL ALALALA AL A ALA LA LA LA LA LA LA lalalalalala LALALA LA LA LOOOO EEE OOOO LA LA mmm mmm mmm LA LA DO DO DEE DEE DO doo bee doo la la doobee LA LA LAAAAAAAAAA |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | if this keeps up, we're going to give lyrics.com a run for their money hee heeeeeeeeeee |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | i love aimee mann - some lyrics from her album bachelor no 2 I can't do it I can't conceive you're everything you're trying to make me believe cause this show is too well designed too well to be held with only me in mind And how am I different? How am I different? How am I different? I can't do it so move along do you really want to wait until I prove you wrong? And don't tell me-- let me guess I could change it all around if I would just say yes But how am I different? How am I different? How am I different? And just one question before I pack-- when you fuck it up later, do I get my money back? I can't do it and as for you-- can you in good conscience even ask me to Cause what do you care about the great divide as long as you come down on the winner's side And how am I different? How am I different? How am I different? Just one question before I pack-- when you fuck it up later, do I get my money back? |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | hail caesar |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | I am swimming in a sea of chocolate syrup. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | that is the goddamn geekiest thing i have ever heard. congratulations, ben. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | In 'Star Trek: First Contact,' the Borg's 'eye flashes are actually Morse code, spelling out the names of the cast and crew,' according to the Beacon Journal. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | yogi's mother fucking cave, baby! |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | the orlando pic and the description of my thoughtful and pensive manner were inspired by the website of the lovely and talented angie. please raise her roof. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | Been reading my blogger, Mir? :) |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | urlLink What Orlando Bloom are You? brought to you by urlLink Quizilla |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | so you liked it, eh? i knew you would. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | Many artists love to roll about in the deep, rich, oily goo of death and decay like so many bloated, misguided swine. Their overwrought odes to pain and suffering often seem to me as no more than poorly disguised narcissistic masturbations, and upon reading them I am overcome with a strange combination of numb apathy and weary rage. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | not a poem i wrote, but from a publication i am interning for - urlLink http://www.blackbird.vcu.edu/ i am hoping the mighty circle of irony master will link this to our blogger site - anyway, here's the poem - and don't forget, vote for me as despair on january 27th! CORRINNE CLEGG HALES Critical Care She could be a puppet, blue strings trailing from the backs of her hands, her index finger, her nose, her mouth, even her crotch, but her wrists are strapped to the metal bed rails, also her ankles, and white tape covers her mouth like a burglar's gag keeping the respirator tube in place. If she could see herself like this, splayed out under a thin sheet surrounded by shower curtains and stainless steel and everything on wheels, she might laugh. But she is thinking now of learning to swim in a slow, dirty river, remembering how her brother dared her to dive between his legs, and when she did, how he clenched her head with his knees and held her there thrashing, hitting at him through the water until there were knives in her lungs. It's cold here. She can't speak or feel or move a finger. She can't even open her eyes. A voice tells her morphine, a voice says curare. It says don't worry. It will wear off soon. This is all so normal for them they strap people down and knock people out and string people up like this every day. They do it to save them. The woman waits. She thinks she has forgotten how to breathe. She hears someone gasping from a bed behind the curtainloud, clumsy breaths far apart, the strange deep brand of breathing that the dying doas if to prove they can still do it, as if the air itself might shake them back to life. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | (yeah, a little melodramatric and a bit different from the Neil Gaiman character but heck, i think i should be despair) |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | She wears a diaphanous black gown, her small feet shod in black boots, cautiously padding down the corridor. She bears a resemblance to her brothers and sisters though her 'gifts' are of a different nature. She has red hair, eyes that go from blue to green to grey, petite and very pale, normally a somber look on her face. She has three brothers and two sisters: she is brooding and philosophical like Dream, understands the purpose and beauty of Death, shares the insanity of Delirium, has coldness and indifference like Desire and Destiny, envies Destruction for his ability to walk away. When you first meet her, you would think she is her own nemesis. She understands your grief and pain and you feel compelled to share and have her listen. And she understands and you feel soothed. Then she gives back your burdens to you but adds some and she grieves for you and all the others that she cannot help, but is immobile by her nature. I take on the mantle of the last sibling. Hello my brothers and sisters, I am Despair. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | my dog has a six inch clit |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | this sentence is six words long. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | hmmmm... okay, angie. nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | Christ, someone post. I've read the same post about eight times in the last two days. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | dude, i'm not getting in no damn rowboat. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | those park people are uptight, man. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | doesn't the lead singer of green day sound a little like homestar runner? |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | urlLink fools |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | i got it anyway because of burne! i love me some burne! |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | '...We are reminded that, in power, both the Nazis and the Soviets banned and burned abstract art. Curious, that art which claimed to represent nothing nevertheless represented so much to them. Perhaps art is a threat to totalitarianism when it does not have a clear, censurable subject and is left to the musings of the citizen.' |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | too late for you knowledge you will not have |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | the email. is working now. try again el macho man. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | Miriam, your email continues to fail. I find its lack of functionality...disturbing. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | urlLink The Fourth Turning |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | glub glub |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | toons! downloads! games! store! *everybody....everybody!* |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | the email. characters. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | tired is the color of my energy. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | meow!!! |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | Thank you, Neal. :) Dieting is always a double-edged sword. You feel good that you're going to get to your ideal weight, but it makes your current weight seem soooo much heavier. I have no idea of which cabbage my love speaks...I feel it is all the work of an uber-arugala, personally. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | i'm going to see tori amos in concert!!!!!! fuck yeah! |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | This is the work of an uber-cabbage |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | Angie - Don't sell yourself so short!! .....Get it....Sell.... flash for money.... having to pay others to... aw nevermind. I go back to my corner now... [silently walks back to the corner] |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | urlLink but i was told that i could let my daughter eat fatty foods and hold someone else accountable... http://money.cnn.com/2003/01/22/news/companies/mcdonalds/index.htm |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | okay here it is - watch and enjoy urlLink http://www.homestarrunner.com/jumpinjacks2.html |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | very interesting about william gibson - thanks for posting - where do you find this stuff? |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | i feel all poopy-scoopy. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | oops sorry - i'll do that now.. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | Miriam - Empty your mailbox. I've had two e-mails bounce this morning because it is full!!!!!!!!!!!! |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | http://www.ucomics.com/foxtrot/index.phtml Finally, someone addresses the contradictions! (BTW, if you are checking in after 22 January, you'll need to go to that date on the calendar on this webpage...) |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | 'This issue marks 15 full years of News of the Weird. Since I haven't noticed any letup in the number of bizarre people lately, I might as well keep going.' - Chuck Shepherd, urlLink News Of The Weird |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | now I'M posting! |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | but then, that would probably make people feel like they were OWED money. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | i will also be unavailable on sunday. i'm going on a romantic jaunt with a man of mystery and intrique - the incredible hulk. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | I could flash my tits for cash |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | news alert: punchline is going bankrupt and will stop publishing. does anybody have an idea for a fundraiser or something that could keep them afloat? |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | johnathan, i think i understand now. btw, for those of you in rtg who did not receive my email i will be unable to attend the game this saturday. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | we are not worthy to know - too much. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | urlLink lord 'o the rings FUN FACTS! |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | is she cuter than me? *wink* |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | i'm in love with a girl who shakes her money maker. |
589,736 | male | 35 | Technology | Aries | 05,August,2004 | I'm in love with a boy who has a sinus infection. |
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