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[ "How to Work 2 Jobs and Not be Caught Just wondering if someone knows good tips for covering your tracks if you wanted to work 2 jobs remotely. I saw [this article](https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/10/equifax-surveilled-1000-remote-workers-fired-24-found-juggling-two-jobs/) on how Equifax fired a bunch of people they caught working 2 jobs, and it looks like they used their [service](https://workforce.equifax.com/solutions/employment-verifications/) that employers/pay rolls contribute to. Anyways if anyone has experience with this (or outsourcing their work) here I'd love to hear about it.\n\nUPDATE: Found [out you can](https://old.reddit.com/r/overemployed/comments/wg1r1j/psa_please_freeze_your_employment_data_aka_the/) freeze your data on this employment verification database, gotta get on that tomorrow.\n\n~~UPDATE #2: Just downloaded equifax's report on me and this is blowing my mind: a company I interviewed with (got to 3rd and final interview) has run 4 checks total on my report. They were done in 2 month intervals since my last interview with them , most recent being July. I had never even been rejected for the position just ghosted, so I'm guessing they're checking in to see if one of the companies I worked for ever verified my work? Idk just thought that was bizarre~~ Nvm I'm dumb these were from applying for cr", "How to Work 2 Jobs and Not be Caught Just wondering if someone knows good tips for covering your tracks if you wanted to work 2 jobs remotely. I saw [this article](https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/10/equifax-surveilled-1000-remote-workers-fired-24-found-juggling-two-jobs/) on how Equifax fired a bunch of people they caught working 2 jobs, and it looks like they used their [service](https://workforce.equifax.com/solutions/employment-verifications/) that employers/pay rolls contribute to. Anyways if anyone has experience with this (or outsourcing their work) here I'd love to hear about it.\n\nUPDATE: Found [out you can](https://old.reddit.com/r/overemployed/comments/wg1r1j/psa_please_freeze_your_employment_data_aka_the/) freeze your data on this employment verification database, gotta get on that tomorrow.\n\n~~UPDATE #2: Just downloaded equifax's report on me and this is blowing my mind: a company I interviewed with (got to 3rd and final interview) has run 4 checks total on my report. They were done in 2 month intervals since my last interview with them , most recent being July. I had never even been rejected for the position just ghosted, so I'm guessing they're checking in to see if one of the companies I worked for ever verified my work? Idk just thought that was bizarre~~ Nvm I'm dumb these were from applying for cr", "How to Work 2 Jobs and Not be Caught Just wondering if someone knows good tips for covering your tracks if you wanted to work 2 jobs remotely. I saw [this article](https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/10/equifax-surveilled-1000-remote-workers-fired-24-found-juggling-two-jobs/) on how Equifax fired a bunch of people they caught working 2 jobs, and it looks like they used their [service](https://workforce.equifax.com/solutions/employment-verifications/) that employers/pay rolls contribute to. Anyways if anyone has experience with this (or outsourcing their work) here I'd love to hear about it.\n\nUPDATE: Found [out you can](https://old.reddit.com/r/overemployed/comments/wg1r1j/psa_please_freeze_your_employment_data_aka_the/) freeze your data on this employment verification database, gotta get on that tomorrow.\n\n~~UPDATE #2: Just downloaded equifax's report on me and this is blowing my mind: a company I interviewed with (got to 3rd and final interview) has run 4 checks total on my report. They were done in 2 month intervals since my last interview with them , most recent being July. I had never even been rejected for the position just ghosted, so I'm guessing they're checking in to see if one of the companies I worked for ever verified my work? Idk just thought that was bizarre~~ Nvm I'm dumb these were from applying for cr", "How to Work 2 Jobs and Not be Caught Just wondering if someone knows good tips for covering your tracks if you wanted to work 2 jobs remotely. I saw [this article](https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/10/equifax-surveilled-1000-remote-workers-fired-24-found-juggling-two-jobs/) on how Equifax fired a bunch of people they caught working 2 jobs, and it looks like they used their [service](https://workforce.equifax.com/solutions/employment-verifications/) that employers/pay rolls contribute to. Anyways if anyone has experience with this (or outsourcing their work) here I'd love to hear about it.\n\nUPDATE: Found [out you can](https://old.reddit.com/r/overemployed/comments/wg1r1j/psa_please_freeze_your_employment_data_aka_the/) freeze your data on this employment verification database, gotta get on that tomorrow.\n\n~~UPDATE #2: Just downloaded equifax's report on me and this is blowing my mind: a company I interviewed with (got to 3rd and final interview) has run 4 checks total on my report. They were done in 2 month intervals since my last interview with them , most recent being July. I had never even been rejected for the position just ghosted, so I'm guessing they're checking in to see if one of the companies I worked for ever verified my work? Idk just thought that was bizarre~~ Nvm I'm dumb these were from applying for cr", "How to Work 2 Jobs and Not be Caught Just wondering if someone knows good tips for covering your tracks if you wanted to work 2 jobs remotely. I saw [this article](https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/10/equifax-surveilled-1000-remote-workers-fired-24-found-juggling-two-jobs/) on how Equifax fired a bunch of people they caught working 2 jobs, and it looks like they used their [service](https://workforce.equifax.com/solutions/employment-verifications/) that employers/pay rolls contribute to. Anyways if anyone has experience with this (or outsourcing their work) here I'd love to hear about it.\n\nUPDATE: Found [out you can](https://old.reddit.com/r/overemployed/comments/wg1r1j/psa_please_freeze_your_employment_data_aka_the/) freeze your data on this employment verification database, gotta get on that tomorrow.\n\n~~UPDATE #2: Just downloaded equifax's report on me and this is blowing my mind: a company I interviewed with (got to 3rd and final interview) has run 4 checks total on my report. They were done in 2 month intervals since my last interview with them , most recent being July. I had never even been rejected for the position just ghosted, so I'm guessing they're checking in to see if one of the companies I worked for ever verified my work? Idk just thought that was bizarre~~ Nvm I'm dumb these were from applying for cr", "How to Work 2 Jobs and Not be Caught Just wondering if someone knows good tips for covering your tracks if you wanted to work 2 jobs remotely. I saw [this article](https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/10/equifax-surveilled-1000-remote-workers-fired-24-found-juggling-two-jobs/) on how Equifax fired a bunch of people they caught working 2 jobs, and it looks like they used their [service](https://workforce.equifax.com/solutions/employment-verifications/) that employers/pay rolls contribute to. Anyways if anyone has experience with this (or outsourcing their work) here I'd love to hear about it.\n\nUPDATE: Found [out you can](https://old.reddit.com/r/overemployed/comments/wg1r1j/psa_please_freeze_your_employment_data_aka_the/) freeze your data on this employment verification database, gotta get on that tomorrow.\n\n~~UPDATE #2: Just downloaded equifax's report on me and this is blowing my mind: a company I interviewed with (got to 3rd and final interview) has run 4 checks total on my report. They were done in 2 month intervals since my last interview with them , most recent being July. I had never even been rejected for the position just ghosted, so I'm guessing they're checking in to see if one of the companies I worked for ever verified my work? Idk just thought that was bizarre~~ Nvm I'm dumb these were from applying for cr" ]

[ "They were working remotely. And they were working both jobs at the same time. Unless that is your plan... you could use a dual screen and use a different instance of the OS to hide anything.", "I did this for a while as a contractor, in the end the work pressure was too much so I faked a mental breakdown to get out of one of the contracts.", "Ive been doing contract remote work for over 20 years. When ever possible work c2c. I stand up an LLC for each project and have one S-Corp that has been running for over 20 years over those. The company pays the LLC for that project. Each LLC has its own insurance and bank accounts. I sometimes will do a Gmail acct with a new google voice number or even a domain. When the contract ends the LLC dies by not being renewed and the state dissolves it. I could just dissolve it but they charge like 35 bucks for that so I wait and its done for free. \nI never allow the work to touch the same hardware. You may have to do a screen share or something and then you can accidentally show your hand. I create a blank VMWare image and then run each job inside each separate environment in VM Workstation. If they send a notebook I P2V it and use the image. If they complain say you have visions problems from diabetes or something like that is covered under ADA and you need the big screens. Ive never had a problem with that. \n\nNever use their hardware or resources for anything, not even personal emails. You don't want anything passing through them thats not theirs. Also scrub your social media. I don't do Linkedin and my FB and everything else is on separate emails than anything that has to do with work and they are locked down. Tell no one. Absolutely no one. And always have a plan if (when) you get caught, just cut and run, never admit to anything if they decide to \"question\" you. There is always more work out there.", "Set yourself up as a corporation, keep of your \"corporate\" income in a business account. Set up a 2nd computer running on a different VPN. Anything you pay from your \"corporate\" account for yourself, use cash deposits to avoid any electronic connections (for the most part)", "Are you going to be working for equifax? If not you've probably got nothing to worry about", "I ve been working 4 good jobs and no one has ever noticed. These idiots could even see it in my resume before I applied that I held 2 jobs simultaneously in the past. I guess if you have the skills and they depend on you, no one gives a shit." ]

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[ "How to teach noisy neighboors who don't take good care of their dogs a lesson? ", "How to teach noisy neighboors who don't take good care of their dogs a lesson? ", "How to teach noisy neighboors who don't take good care of their dogs a lesson? ", "How to teach noisy neighboors who don't take good care of their dogs a lesson? " ]

[ "Call the shelter that dont sound like they are in good conditions. Ironically the most ethical thing to do as well.", "Know your local noise ordnances. The cops may not have cared, but if you know they are violating an ordinance then repeated concise complaints will eventually be dealt with. If not take it to the city/county council, list your previous complaints, ask that their business license be revoked. Squeaky wheel gets the worm…", "Let them see what it’s like, set up a fish tank pump(the one that makes bubbles) to a dog whistle on a timer to just go off while they are working. Better yet find out where they live and if they have dogs their too. If they do go at night and plug in the air pump dog whistle on their neighbors house. \n\n(This is unethical life pro tips mind you, for illegal, I would say befriend the dogs with food and kidnap(dognap?) them. I’m not for animals being in any kind of cruel circumstances, but from what you said the powers at be think their situation is fine.)", "Put Bullion cubes in the yard and when it rains it will smell to high heaven and the dogs will absolutely go crazy and dig at it and make the biggest mess" ]

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[ "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.", "living with my boyfriends parents for a few more months - his mom always opens my packages. How do I get her to stop? I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package." ]

[ "If they are amazon packages you can have them delivered to a pickup point near your home. You'll have to go get them yourself but they will remain unmolested.", "Order a pack of glitter for yourself.\nhttps://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/", "Sign up for something like Horse Dick Mold of the Month (or similarly wtf'y) under her name, then make sure to open the package \"for her\" in front of the family. Apologize profusely for opening mail that wasn't addressed to you.", "Ask her to stop? If she refuses, remind her that opening mail addressed to someone else is a federal crime.\n\n", "order sex toys, let her open it and then thank her very much for taking care of it (then wink)", "Order an awesome gift that you KNOW she would love. After your boyfriend’s mother opens be very sad that she ruined her surprise. Then tell her there’s no way you can give it to her now. Proceed to wear/use the gift in front of her. Rinse and repeat as necessary.", "Mail yourself a box full of fresh shit.\n\nThree days later, mail yourself a box full of rotting liver.\n\nThree days later mail yourself an open can of Surströmming...\n\nSee how long she can keep going.\n\nMake a game of it.", "It can be a pretty serious crime to open some else's mail. You can't even legally open mail addressed to your spouse, without their permission. So you might slip this into the conversation and ask her to wear her glasses.", "Get box a big box that says venemous animal on it. Put a fake snake in it. Wrap caution tape all over it. She probably won't open it, so open it when she is around you and throw the snake at her. Fuck that bitch, make her shit her pants....extra point if you can get your bf to record it", "I am assuming you are in the US. \n\nOrder everything in your mom's name. If package coming in, you will tell her: Hey Ms. XX, my mom ordered those stuff but accidentally pick her daughter's address on the package.", "Mail yourself a box of live bees. Opening someone else's mail is a federal offense. Mailing yourself live bees is not when properly declared.", "She's using the glasses as an excuse to open your mail, which is illegal. Order a Max Payne dildo a \"micro\" male chastity cage and a jar of \"Boy butter\" have them delivered in her son's name. \n\n​\n\n/s She'll start finding those glasses...or she'll die of heart failure and you'll get the house. /s", "Order a package containing traditional sex toys, along with jumper cables, she will never open another one of your packages again. Just warn your boyfriend before you do this.", "Get your boyfriend to go off on her about it. Yelling at her about how violated you feel and how would she like it if everyone opened her packages. He needs to storm out of the room before she can respond too. If she does it again after this, order sex toys. They don't have to be disgusting or outrageous. They do have to be something you and the boyfriend could use together. No mom wants to know what kind of sex her kids are having.", "Start ordering massive bottles of lube, dildos shaped like household pets and nipple clamps.\n\nOh? that 12\" Deepthrust DoggoFukk 9000? I think thats mine", "My mom used to do that to me - i ended up tracking/timing the delivery times and rush out to grab my package. Then I persuaded my fam to let me get mail on behalf of the house and I ended up controlling access to mail key muhahaha", "Get a couple of glitter bombs - they are under $20 and make a huge mess. My buddy sent one to his ex and apparently she is still vacuuming up glitter almost a year later", "tell her that you are already buying christmas presents online and dont want her to accidentaly open hers", "Sometimes you're only set free when your worst nightmare happens.\n\nOrder a BUNCH of NSFW stuff. Dildos, lube, bondage equipment, you name it. Have her open the package and find it. \n\nGuaranteed she will NEVER open your packages again. She will feel more awkward than you, so she won't even bring it up.\n\nIn fact, I bet she will go as far as to tape it up as though she never opened it.", "Order the biggest blackest dildo you can, with a note that says it's for her to go fuck herself with. Or just ask your boyfriend if you can put his name on them, if she doesn't open his mail.", "If you have nothing to hide, it’s not really a big deal, is it dear? Just open the rest of the family’s mail and packages. X", "1.Does she open up your boyfriends packages ? \nCause order under his \n\n2.Reseal a package with a fruit or anything easily able to be come rotten. \n\n3. Write special instructions to put mail somewhere else\n\n4. Order a crap ton of small packages from Amazon, bombarding the mom with packages to open for you. \n\n5. Order something to be assembled and ask her to put it together while she's at it opening it \n\n6. Order something heavy af like some 50lb dumbells \n\n7. Order something for your nightly activites with your bf so she is embarrassed. Obviously talk this over with the bf first. \n\n8. Talk to the boyfriends father and ask him about this, the husband might be willing to do something. \n\n9. I'm out of ideas", "Two options. One more severe than the other. \n\n\n1. Ship yourself a box of lifelike rubber snakes. Put them loose in the box. \n2. Ship yourself a box of live bugs. Crickets and cockroaches would work best I imagine.\n\nYou can make up some BS reason why you needed either of these things. Make sure the return address is not your own. Hopefully the scare will make her be more mindful of what she shouldn't open.", "Send a glitter bomb with dog shit mixed in doubt she will want to open them after that experience.", "Report them for tampering with the mail. They'll get more jail time than a rapist.", "Order the biggest strap on dildo you can find and a “Pegging for Beginners” book. She’ll never open an unintended package again.", "Order a Bible. When she's not looking, repackage it and act like you ordered another. State that their for 'insert stupid reason' and to expect them regularly. When she lets her guard down, she may stop opening them. \n\n\nYou can otherwise order items in someone else name (A close friend) and tell the MIL that you use your amazon prime to order items for them. She, BY LAW, cannot open mail that is not hers anyways. \n\n\nThreaten to sue her if you fucking hate her fucking guts.", "Order your things as a gift for yourself, they will come wrapped in special paper and your name on top", "Order shit that she would be horrified by. My room mate used to open everything because he was a damn snoop, I eventually just started buying shit like sex toys and BDSM material, and he left my stuff alone because he didn't want to know.", "Order sex stuff. Let her open it and be grossed out and do that a couple of times a d perhaps she will ask someone to read the lable out", "Order a huge black dildo. You can return it. She'll stop opening. I promise.", "Order a glitter bomb.\n\nhttps://www.ruindays.com/products/spring-loaded-glitter-bomb", "Order a dildo. Tell her to please do not open anymore after that. if she does she’s a TOTAL freak.", "If you don't want to order sex toys maybe order something else embarrassing like hemorrhoid cream or something for a medical condition.", "Have your friends send you parts of a sex swing one piece at a time. If she ask tell her it's something your uncle got you.", "Buy the biggest strap on you can find so that she believes way too much about the likes of you and your boyfriend.", "Are there stores near by that will accept and hold your package? Some Dollar General stores will do it for free.", "\n>I’m conflicted because they were nice enough to let us live with them but irritated cause she is always opening my shits cause she orders a lot too but never wears her glasses to check the name on the package.\n\nThe most effective measure is to move out or have a PO Box. However, you probably don't want to hear that, so I'll suggest something else. Order something scary like a jack-in-the-box and have it go off or otherwise scare her when she opens it." ]

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[ "can I lower my taxable income with pretax deductions in order to get on welfare for even more fat stacks? ", "can I lower my taxable income with pretax deductions in order to get on welfare for even more fat stacks? " ]

[ "The government considers your gross income, sorry, no. I suggest taking in a roomate or two that pays you rent. This will help pay your rent and give you more income.", "Here's the deal: you lie on welfare, and get caught (eg saying you make less or have a higher deduction to get food stamps) -- You can wind up going to jail for welfare fraud. \n**Source:** Family member got several *years* in prison for lying for food stamps. \n\n\nRespectfully, I suggest looking into church-based/community-based food banks. \n\nMost of them aren't going to check your income or if you're on assistance at the door; and you can check their \"requirements\" mostly online, or with a quick phone call, and find out when they're open. The selection may not always be the best, but you're not going to get into trouble turning to *private* handouts. Lesser risk." ]

[ 8, 1 ]

[ "what happens if you have two jobs, got laid off of one and claimed unemployment for that one while still working at the other job. ", "what happens if you have two jobs, got laid off of one and claimed unemployment for that one while still working at the other job. ", "what happens if you have two jobs, got laid off of one and claimed unemployment for that one while still working at the other job. " ]

[ "They'll catch you and you'll have to pay back all the money. Unless the job you're working is cash only, under the table. The track all that with your SSN.", "In some places if both jobs combined gave you less than full time then you may be ok. Many people do not realize it your employer cuts your hours but does not let you go you still can collect. For example. If you have a 40 an hour a week job and they cut you down to 20 then you can actually file for unemployment.", "Someone I know tried to do this while evading child support. He's looking at 4 or more years in jail. Please be upfront with the tax office, I'm sure they don't want to do all that paperwork and go to court. Be safe and smart!" ]

[ 17, 7, 1 ]

[ "I need ideas for a 'fake' task or small online job that I can offer to a friend to give him some money ", "I need ideas for a 'fake' task or small online job that I can offer to a friend to give him some money ", "I need ideas for a 'fake' task or small online job that I can offer to a friend to give him some money " ]

[ "Could you have him transcribe stuff for you? It might be something unnecessary, but that way he is doing a real task for a fake reason. If he ever finds out, you could say that you just wanted a hard copy in case the speech (or whatever you do) needed to be ", "Do not do this. He will find out, and feel humiliated. Try to find another way to help him.", "Pretend to be a facebook account that use, users to advertise stuff, he should think that every time he posts an ad that he receives royalties from views, set up online banking, an deposit money under a made up company name.\n\nOnly down side really is you need to create a fake account and tell him what to post, and then he'll be posting crap every day." ]

[ 3, 2, 1 ]

[ "How to get out of work contract when exit fees can be waived on a “case-by-case” basis? ", "How to get out of work contract when exit fees can be waived on a “case-by-case” basis? ", "How to get out of work contract when exit fees can be waived on a “case-by-case” basis? ", "How to get out of work contract when exit fees can be waived on a “case-by-case” basis? ", "How to get out of work contract when exit fees can be waived on a “case-by-case” basis? " ]

[ "Get in writing the new company to pay the exit fees as a signing bonus. Be sure to calculate for after tax", "No tips, but good luck bro! If you can get out it sounds like a good deal. I have a question though: what field do you work in and are you allowed to work for competition after you resign? I have friends in who's industry it is normal that legally you can't work the same function for a competitor within, say, a year after resignation. Company secrets blabla. They got around by just getting the same job at a different company but under a different title/function for the job (which was actually still the same). Might be worth to check? Idk", "If I understand this correctly, I have been in a similar position. If the company hires you, THEY pay off the consulting company, not you. The hiring company is the one to talk to - if they want to hire you, have them negotiate with the consulting company. They have a lot more bargaining leverage, as they could hire more consultants or not. \n\nAgain, I might be mis-reading this, but it would seem like the fee is to keep people from doing what you're planning without them getting the remaining money on the contract. It's not that they'd be against it, just that they don't want to be left high and dry without getting paid. The hiring company saves money by hiring you and paying you directly, rather than paying the consulting fee, so it should be negotiable. \n\nexample: You get paid $20. The company pays your consulting company $50, the consulting company pockets the $30 to cover <probably bullshit> administration fees. If the company pays you $40, and gives the consulting company $8, everybody wins (as there is no administration to do any more).", "I had a friend in a very similar situation. They just got a new job and ignored them. They sent scary letters but they just ignored them and nothing happened.", "Def consult a lawyer but im pretty sure theyd have to sue you in order to get those training fees back, if you dont pay them willingly. If its a few grand, and outside the scope of small claims, its unlikely theyd spend the same ampunt on lawyer fees as the missed fees.\n\nBallpark, how much we talking here? I dont see that answered anywhere else (you can list local currency if youre not American/European obvi)" ]

[ 24, 11, 8, 1, 1 ]

[ "Returning Good Items to a Store I bought a desk that I no longer have a use for. There are no problems with it and it came with a warranty. I feel like the big-box-store might give me grief for trying to return it.\n\nAny tips for the above or returning good items in general?\n\n", "Returning Good Items to a Store I bought a desk that I no longer have a use for. There are no problems with it and it came with a warranty. I feel like the big-box-store might give me grief for trying to return it.\n\nAny tips for the above or returning good items in general?\n\n", "Returning Good Items to a Store I bought a desk that I no longer have a use for. There are no problems with it and it came with a warranty. I feel like the big-box-store might give me grief for trying to return it.\n\nAny tips for the above or returning good items in general?\n\n", "Returning Good Items to a Store I bought a desk that I no longer have a use for. There are no problems with it and it came with a warranty. I feel like the big-box-store might give me grief for trying to return it.\n\nAny tips for the above or returning good items in general?\n\n" ]

[ "Tell them it's broken, if they ask what's broken say it's crooked or it won't go together right. They won't try and tell a customer how to assemble it properly. If you're still uneasy, strip a few screw holes so it can't be assembled and say it is defective", "If that place that starts with Wal- sells it, return it there. No questions asked \n", "If it's in a box, buy the new one, then swap it with the one you have. Then tape up the box and claim it was opened in the store, but had missing pieces. Return your shitty version to the store.", "3 months, if you have the receipt you can probably still return it to a big box, most employees don't care.\n" ]

[ 12, 2, 2, 2 ]

[ "I'd like to share a video of a neighbor bullying and tormenting others with the neighborhood, what's the quickest way to do this? ", "I'd like to share a video of a neighbor bullying and tormenting others with the neighborhood, what's the quickest way to do this? ", "I'd like to share a video of a neighbor bullying and tormenting others with the neighborhood, what's the quickest way to do this? ", "I'd like to share a video of a neighbor bullying and tormenting others with the neighborhood, what's the quickest way to do this? ", "I'd like to share a video of a neighbor bullying and tormenting others with the neighborhood, what's the quickest way to do this? ", "I'd like to share a video of a neighbor bullying and tormenting others with the neighborhood, what's the quickest way to do this? ", "I'd like to share a video of a neighbor bullying and tormenting others with the neighborhood, what's the quickest way to do this? ", "I'd like to share a video of a neighbor bullying and tormenting others with the neighborhood, what's the quickest way to do this? ", "I'd like to share a video of a neighbor bullying and tormenting others with the neighborhood, what's the quickest way to do this? ", "I'd like to share a video of a neighbor bullying and tormenting others with the neighborhood, what's the quickest way to do this? ", "I'd like to share a video of a neighbor bullying and tormenting others with the neighborhood, what's the quickest way to do this? " ]

[ "Create a fake FB account and steal the the picture of one of his FB friend’s account and use that persons name as yours. Friend the bully and he’ll be dumb enough to accept. Then, share the post as public and tag him in it. All his friends will see it cuz they’re tagged in the post.", "Post it to youtube along with as much info on him as possible (name, age, address etc), convert the url to a QR code, put the code on to a poster along with a damning screenshot and tape the posters up absolutely everywhere in a mile radius.", "Make a group chat on any social platform and invite them and post the video", "Snapchat has an option to share pictures or video to something called ‘our story’. It will show your content when someone selects your area on the snap map.", "If you have some cash, [get some of these](https://thevideocards.com/) and give them to the neighbors.", "I am all for crushing bullies, but I'm curious what you hope will happen if the neighbors see the videos. What will it accomplish?", "A series of photos, printed out on paper and stapled to telephone poles", "Post it on YouTube and put the link/info on how to find in everyone's mailbox? Send it to the home owners association?", "I kinda know a different way but I'm too afraid to post here, since it's really questionable, even though... maybe not so much.\n\nLet's say it involves redirecting traffic, that's all. \n\\_ \nSocial Media is easier.", "If it's a child there might be optionns that work better than public embarassment which could lead him to act even worse.", "Burn it to a dvd or flash drive and mail it to them. \n\nMost common people don’t understand that you should never plug a random flash drive into your computer." ]

[ 215, 39, 13, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1, 1, 0, 0 ]

[ "How kill a plant and make it look natural? My Mum has a huge passion fruit vine that has now completely covered my window, how can I kill this enormous plant and make it look natural?\n\n", "How kill a plant and make it look natural? My Mum has a huge passion fruit vine that has now completely covered my window, how can I kill this enormous plant and make it look natural?\n\n", "How kill a plant and make it look natural? My Mum has a huge passion fruit vine that has now completely covered my window, how can I kill this enormous plant and make it look natural?\n\n", "How kill a plant and make it look natural? My Mum has a huge passion fruit vine that has now completely covered my window, how can I kill this enormous plant and make it look natural?\n\n", "How kill a plant and make it look natural? My Mum has a huge passion fruit vine that has now completely covered my window, how can I kill this enormous plant and make it look natural?\n\n" ]

[ "If it's in a container and you want to be really sneaky, water it. Constantly. Although it sounds pretty well established. Bonus points for looking like you were just trying to help.\n\nAlternatively, you can fertilize the ever living fuck out of it. Same principle.", "Add coffee grounds to the soil, upping the acidity slowly will kill the plant w/o anyone being the wiser", "Take a stanley knife and cut a thin line right around the base of the vine. Go in at least 5% of the diameter of the plant. That will cut the xylem tissue and prevent the plant from being able to transport liquid effectively. Plant will die in a month or two. \n\nAlso works with trees.", "Bleed a chicken or cut yourself and then drop the blood into the ground/pot. It will make the earth unsustainable by over fertilizing it.\n\nBut seriously? Add Hollytone fertilizer to the water and raise the acidity of the soil faster than coffee grounds since you have to wait a while for coffee grounds to raise the acidity of the soil.", "Tell your mother to cut around your window to save guilt for you and stress for your mother" ]

[ 40, 22, 12, 11, 2 ]

[ "Loudest keyboard/mouse I can get I want to annoy the hell of my coworkers, what's the loudest mechanical keyboard I can get, and could you recommend any loud mouse? I want something that sounds aggressive like firing assault rifle when I press button", "Loudest keyboard/mouse I can get I want to annoy the hell of my coworkers, what's the loudest mechanical keyboard I can get, and could you recommend any loud mouse? I want something that sounds aggressive like firing assault rifle when I press button", "Loudest keyboard/mouse I can get I want to annoy the hell of my coworkers, what's the loudest mechanical keyboard I can get, and could you recommend any loud mouse? I want something that sounds aggressive like firing assault rifle when I press button" ]

[ "Get any Chinese 20$ mechanical keyboard. Those badboys you give you Vietnam War ptsd. \n\nFor mouse not sure maybe something old ", "Get a mechanical keyboard and connect it to a system that makes a rocket launch everytime you press something", "One of the older razor blackwidow with blue led backlighting has the lound blue switches." ]

[ 21, 9, 0 ]

[ "How can I get my roommates to stop leaving the back door open when it's 40F outside? ", "How can I get my roommates to stop leaving the back door open when it's 40F outside? ", "How can I get my roommates to stop leaving the back door open when it's 40F outside? ", "How can I get my roommates to stop leaving the back door open when it's 40F outside? ", "How can I get my roommates to stop leaving the back door open when it's 40F outside? ", "How can I get my roommates to stop leaving the back door open when it's 40F outside? ", "How can I get my roommates to stop leaving the back door open when it's 40F outside? ", "How can I get my roommates to stop leaving the back door open when it's 40F outside? " ]

[ "Take all their things, leave some fake foot prints and tell them they got robbed because a thief took advantage of their dumbasses leaving the fucking door open.\n\nBonus, you now get to keep their nice things.", "It’s simple, you don’t. People never learn, especially when you’re asking them nicely because they’ll always take advantage of that. Try to see if you can have someone take over your lease and get your own place. My mental health has drastically improved after getting out of my previous living situation with a terrific housemate who never cleaned up after themselves.", "Caulk the door shut with construction glue and screws. Remove the handle or change the lock and lock it", "Get a high wattage space heater that sucks down electricity and tell them you will need to run it to keep your room warm when the door is left open and they shut expect large electric bills. This way, you're putting them in a spot where they're paying 2/3rds of the cost to heat your room.", "Pay some punks and invite them at night. Being loud, stealing, being violet, get creative", "I think they sell cheap home security alarms that beep when the door/window is open", "Double keyed deadbolt. Requires a key from both sides to open. Use security screws so he can't just change the lock. Don't give him the key.", "Beat the shit out of them? Make some sort of deal with them where if they leave the door open, you throw all their food in the trash. Expensive and uncomfortable to have your food thrown out. You'll likely start an all out war. I recommend not living with selfish people if at all possible. That sucks ass for sure." ]

[ 11, 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, 1, -1 ]

[ "How do I find someone to marry me so I can get residency in their country (I don't mind paying) ", "How do I find someone to marry me so I can get residency in their country (I don't mind paying) ", "How do I find someone to marry me so I can get residency in their country (I don't mind paying) ", "How do I find someone to marry me so I can get residency in their country (I don't mind paying) ", "How do I find someone to marry me so I can get residency in their country (I don't mind paying) " ]

[ "realistically i’m sure if you looked hard enough you’d fine someone who needs money and is willing to do that, but i’d say just visit the country and talk to people there, build a relationship, this is farfetched but then try to take it further.", "This is super easy. Go to an English speaking country, like Ireland or Canada, go to a medium or small sized town (not a tiny village) and start spending every evening at the local pub meeting people. Lower your standards. You'll meet up with someone pretty quick.\n\nNon English country is a no go unless you learn the language.", "Find the ugliest girl ever, they will see you as the last chance to find a husband and will want to marry u if you propose after some time", "Male or female? I got dual citizenship for us and Canada and I’ve had foreigners ask me to do this same thing and they weren’t offering enough so I diddnt do it but I considered it", "I'm currently planning on marrying my best friend to get him residency in my country in a couple years. Its not easy but try to find friends/romantic partners in countries you would wanna live in is my tip I guess." ]

[ 6, 2, 2, 1, 1 ]

[ "How can I stop my resume from being automatically filtered out of employers' results? ", "How can I stop my resume from being automatically filtered out of employers' results? ", "How can I stop my resume from being automatically filtered out of employers' results? " ]

[ "Put on there that you’re enrolled in a degree. because you haven’t earned it you can’t prove it but you will still have “bachelor of computer science” or whatever written on your cv so you don’t get filtered out… if they ask you about it at the interview tell them you have completed 2 units or something and you’re chipping away at it 1 unit at a time outside work hours. It shows you have an interest and initiative to better yourself… of course you could always just do a degree", "Use the Rhubarb extension to automatically tailor your resume.\n\nhttps://joinrhubarb.com/", "While I can't speak on what might happen once your resume gets in front of an employer, what you can do is abuse the resume filtering software that companies sometimes use to sort the wheat from the chaff when advertising a position that will get a lot of applications sent through.\n\nI have always known this as \"the white text trick\". It's quite simple - copy the *entire* job advertisement for the job that you are applying for, and paste it into your resume on low font size, and change the colour of the font to white. A human can't see this, but the software can. Save your resume as a PDF and send it on through.\n\nAs I understand it, it works because there are keywords set by the employer to sort resumes by, keywords that are likely used in the advertisement, so they don't need to sift through 100s of applications, but instead, 10-20. Hitting those keywords is... key? Haha." ]

[ 26, 7, 5 ]

[ "Can I lie about how long I've lived in a US state (to get in state tuition) ", "Can I lie about how long I've lived in a US state (to get in state tuition) " ]

[ "Not a lawyer- I sometimes get confused and tick the wrong boxes. Oops. Didnt mean to. Sorry.", "Won’t they see your date and location of high school graduation? I imagine they will ask for proof anyway like a lease agreement." ]

[ 5, 3 ]

[ "Exposing an animal abuser? \nI’ll keep this vague for privacy’s sake.\n\nSome time ago I was working on a horse farm down south. The trainer as well as her senior staff abuse the horses under the guise of “training”. They are an expert in keeping it hidden from the public eye, and when I was first hired there was a “honeymoon period” before true colors came out a few months later.\n\nThe things this trainer and her senior staff do is… horrific. Brutal and cruel. I have video and picture evidence from likeminded people who saw what was going on and filmed. It’s been quite some time since I had any involvement with that place, it honestly haunts me the things I have seen and was forced to be a bystander to. (Before you come for me, I also lived on site and we were underpaid so I couldn’t pick up and leave when I wanted to) Knowing animals are still suffering keeps me up at night.\n\nI’m wondering if there’s a safe way for me to publish these and get the word out about them. She would be the type to try to sue if she could and figured out who it was. Honestly it wouldn’t be that hard for her to figure it out or guess it was me. I don’t think what I have is concrete enough for the police to really care, which sucks as I’d love to go that route. I was thinking of using a VPN to make an anonymous tiktok and post them there. Thoughts?", "Exposing an animal abuser? \nI’ll keep this vague for privacy’s sake.\n\nSome time ago I was working on a horse farm down south. The trainer as well as her senior staff abuse the horses under the guise of “training”. They are an expert in keeping it hidden from the public eye, and when I was first hired there was a “honeymoon period” before true colors came out a few months later.\n\nThe things this trainer and her senior staff do is… horrific. Brutal and cruel. I have video and picture evidence from likeminded people who saw what was going on and filmed. It’s been quite some time since I had any involvement with that place, it honestly haunts me the things I have seen and was forced to be a bystander to. (Before you come for me, I also lived on site and we were underpaid so I couldn’t pick up and leave when I wanted to) Knowing animals are still suffering keeps me up at night.\n\nI’m wondering if there’s a safe way for me to publish these and get the word out about them. She would be the type to try to sue if she could and figured out who it was. Honestly it wouldn’t be that hard for her to figure it out or guess it was me. I don’t think what I have is concrete enough for the police to really care, which sucks as I’d love to go that route. I was thinking of using a VPN to make an anonymous tiktok and post them there. Thoughts?", "Exposing an animal abuser? \nI’ll keep this vague for privacy’s sake.\n\nSome time ago I was working on a horse farm down south. The trainer as well as her senior staff abuse the horses under the guise of “training”. They are an expert in keeping it hidden from the public eye, and when I was first hired there was a “honeymoon period” before true colors came out a few months later.\n\nThe things this trainer and her senior staff do is… horrific. Brutal and cruel. I have video and picture evidence from likeminded people who saw what was going on and filmed. It’s been quite some time since I had any involvement with that place, it honestly haunts me the things I have seen and was forced to be a bystander to. (Before you come for me, I also lived on site and we were underpaid so I couldn’t pick up and leave when I wanted to) Knowing animals are still suffering keeps me up at night.\n\nI’m wondering if there’s a safe way for me to publish these and get the word out about them. She would be the type to try to sue if she could and figured out who it was. Honestly it wouldn’t be that hard for her to figure it out or guess it was me. I don’t think what I have is concrete enough for the police to really care, which sucks as I’d love to go that route. I was thinking of using a VPN to make an anonymous tiktok and post them there. Thoughts?" ]

[ "The Guardian newspaper could be interested. They actively solicit whistleblowing", "nutty dull plant reach paltry rain wrong normal bake yoke ` this message was mass deleted/", "It’s really hard to do good things in the animal world & so many bad people in it… having that done is easier said than done & it depends how bad it is. You need evidence & I’d start by calling Parks & Wildlife (they can go anywhere without a warrant in some states) & can arrest people or would know how is best to work with locally & also genuinely give you good advice on who to contact, the steps to take, etc. The police won’t do a single thing. You can try the SPCA or animal control too… or just make their info known everywhere. The police won’t do anything & what is to stop them from doing it again after they take these animals away? \n\nIf you can get someone to search their property like P&W & you’re able to plant things like there are heaps of random illegal animals in every city that come with like $10K fines & jail time or are a threat to being introduced to the environment… or a lot of other things that people go to jail for no questions asked. That or if there are any kids that were maybe getting hurt because of this animal abuse that’s the things that always gets laws changed. (Not saying to actually harm children, but if that’s part of the narrative - and in that case I’d have multiple call & make annoymous reports so it doesn’t come back you, but they take it seriously) \n\nOr make a ton of posters with their personal info & photos & all of that & put them everywhere…. I mean make it rain everywhere & if possible then if you have friends - mail them & have them put them in other cities.. put them in strategic places like a dog park or places where a lot of people will see these… do you have a big megachurch?? If you make the posters seem bad enough I mean depending on where you live & what kind of church they will kind of do that work for you." ]

[ 20, 6, 1 ]

[ "my Landlord is a dick, what could I use to fuck up his garden discreetly? ", "my Landlord is a dick, what could I use to fuck up his garden discreetly? ", "my Landlord is a dick, what could I use to fuck up his garden discreetly? ", "my Landlord is a dick, what could I use to fuck up his garden discreetly? ", "my Landlord is a dick, what could I use to fuck up his garden discreetly? ", "my Landlord is a dick, what could I use to fuck up his garden discreetly? ", "my Landlord is a dick, what could I use to fuck up his garden discreetly? " ]

[ "Horticultural vinegar. Freeze it in ice cube trays and shoot it with a slingshot into the garden. Will kill the plants and very hard to detect.", "Salt his fields, drive him before you and hear the lamentations of his women", "Get packets of mint seeds and sprinkle them everywhere. Mint is invasive and extremely hard to get rid of. It'll take over the whole garden.", "Watch your rent just go up because your landlord suddenly needs money to fix her garden lol", "Draw a giant dick in the lawn with any of the highest nitrogen fertilizers you can get so the bag should read 50-0-0. If you ask someone at a garden store for just those 3 numbers in that order they'll find you something, even 30-0-0 will work fine. I did this at my parents house when I was a teenager and that green dick outline is still there 15 years later.", "Over fertilize them. Dump a gallon of liquid concentrated fertilizer on it. If one doesn't, two will.", "lmao of course it's the bic-needer. Maybe save some money next time instead of blowing it on video games and vape juice and your landlord won't be a dick, or in your case, turtleneck." ]

[ 25, 21, 18, 6, 2, 1, -9 ]

[ "Found Name, number, and make/model car for a litterbug in their trash. How can I teach them a lesson? ", "Found Name, number, and make/model car for a litterbug in their trash. How can I teach them a lesson? ", "Found Name, number, and make/model car for a litterbug in their trash. How can I teach them a lesson? " ]

[ "If everyone in this thread will pick up one piece of trash that isn't theirs today the world will be that much nicer.", "Contact country / state EPA website to see if they do fines for littering.\n\nMake the dick pay money to support the blokes that have to clean it up", "you could write them a scary anonymous note about littering and glue it to their door" ]

[ 39, 32, 4 ]

[ "Has anyone completely fabricated their work experience to get a much higher-paying job? ", "Has anyone completely fabricated their work experience to get a much higher-paying job? ", "Has anyone completely fabricated their work experience to get a much higher-paying job? ", "Has anyone completely fabricated their work experience to get a much higher-paying job? ", "Has anyone completely fabricated their work experience to get a much higher-paying job? ", "Has anyone completely fabricated their work experience to get a much higher-paying job? ", "Has anyone completely fabricated their work experience to get a much higher-paying job? ", "Has anyone completely fabricated their work experience to get a much higher-paying job? " ]

[ "To apply for my current job which normally requires at least a diploma and a 2 year degree (I only have a GED), I listed myself as an employee of the month 5 times at a job that went out of business the year after I quit. They were never able to verify this. I also received an actual certificate from this job for a feel good award they gave everyone that says “Certified Master Teacher”. A copy of that went in the resume, and nobody was available to tell them it was a gimme award.\n\nBeen at my current job 8 years now.", "I knew a guy who did that and it worked for about a year till they looked for his college degree that didn't exist and fired him.", "Work experience is more like a wish list.\nIf you have all the listed experience you will be horribly overqualified for the job.\nIn general 5+ Years of wanted experience means they won't take people without any experience at all, however as much as half a Year of experience can be enough for them to take you.", "I have not fabricated any experience.. of course I do list my real experience in the best light possible, but I believe that's expected.\n\nThing is if they ask for seven, even if it's for 7 minimum and I give him a resume for five, they're still going to look at it... Because their unicorn candidate is not beating down their door to work there.", "You don't just make it up out of blue sky. Past jobs and colleges can be looked up.\n\nWhat you have to do is exaggerate your skills and such. Maybe overstate your importance just a bit on your previous jobs, while still being honest about the actual employer.", "This is only unethical if their expectations are reasonable. or if it's something you can't actually do. Can you do the job? If so then I wouldn't call this unethical. Maybe Works technically illegal but who is gonna verify it? experience is one thing but credentials are different, don't lie about something tangible. If possible just have your previous boss lie for you, they only call references once.", "there are online companies who do fake references for a fee. \n\nalso hire somebody from fiverr to be a reference.", "I know someone who is their friends landlord / manager etc whenever needed. I also know someone who made up the fact that they worked for a big company in a similar role that happened to go bust. No one to talk to except that friend who provided the reference" ]

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[ "How do me and my girlfriend get fired from our job and get unemployment? ", "How do me and my girlfriend get fired from our job and get unemployment? ", "How do me and my girlfriend get fired from our job and get unemployment? ", "How do me and my girlfriend get fired from our job and get unemployment? ", "How do me and my girlfriend get fired from our job and get unemployment? ", "How do me and my girlfriend get fired from our job and get unemployment? ", "How do me and my girlfriend get fired from our job and get unemployment? ", "How do me and my girlfriend get fired from our job and get unemployment? ", "How do me and my girlfriend get fired from our job and get unemployment? ", "How do me and my girlfriend get fired from our job and get unemployment? ", "How do me and my girlfriend get fired from our job and get unemployment? ", "How do me and my girlfriend get fired from our job and get unemployment? ", "How do me and my girlfriend get fired from our job and get unemployment? 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[ "Demand raises. Find a new problem thing to bring up to your bosses every day. Complain loudly about the extra work they gave. Don't do the extra work they gave you either. These things shouldn't get you fired at a normal job but if your bosses are comfortable just dumping tons of extra work on you with no pay they'll probably get tired of you and fire you.", "This comment has been removed to protest Reddit's hostile treatment of their users and developers concerning third party apps.", "Start taking time during shifts to advocate for unionization of workers. Make it more important than your job. After you're fired, put on your resume that you have led workers to unionize and would be doing so at their workplace, don't get a single call back for X applications per month, collect unemployment.", "ITT: people who don’t know what disqualifies you from claiming unemployment.", "Hey HR Manager here. I deal with the UI department every day and know what qualifies or disqualifies a person from UI benefits. Do NOT get fired for any policies that are elicited in your employee handbook (if you signed one, if not you can basically do anything to get fired short of committing a crime). Your best bet is to continuously make small mistakes that can be chalked up to human error. I don't know your job duties, but whatever they are... do them terribly. Make the end of nights logs illegible, \"forget\" certain tasks. \"forget\" to lock up at night... and most importantly, fail to communicate to your bosses. Lack of communication will not disbar you from receiving benefits but it will piss your superiors off to an extreme degree up to the point of your termination. Just be a really slow, shitty, unproductive employee.. but don't break any policies.", "Please don't take anyone's advice here by faking an injury. You can be prosecuted for filing a false workers compensation or medical insurance claim.", "Claim COVID rise is causing you to feel unsafe and you are actively around elderly people. You need to not get fired but more so let go for something outside of your immediate control.", "If you’re fired with cause you won’t be eligible for unemployment in most states. So don’t do something stupid. But if you quit with cause (like an unsafe work environment, harassment, etc) you can. In order to do so though you’ll need to document document document. \n\nFor example if your employer has expired fire extinguishers, you would not only need to document that fact, but also that you notified your employer and they failed to rectify it. Same for say not providing appropriate ppe, asking you to do something unsafe, etc. Almost everyone violates fire code in someway or another. \n\nYou really need to check your state laws to get an idea of what qualifies. \n\nOn that note, I suppose you could start calling dhec, the fire marshal, and any other applicable agencies for inspections for violations and casually imply you were the the one calling. Nobody likes that shit and they might let you go over it but they are legally not allowed to fire you for calling the fire Marshall. However, they many give another reason for termination to stop you collecting unemployment if they can.", "Both of you need to go to a doctor, separately, and tell the doctor that you’re experiencing severe anxiety from work and you need to go on FMLA. Look up some symptoms on web md and tell the doctor those. Don’t be specific about the symptoms, just speak to the doc like someone who hasn’t read web md.\nTake the note to HR and get on FMLA. This will allow you to drain all your sick and vacation hours. Next snitch on each other to HR that you’re lying. They’ll fire both of you, but while you’re draining your sick and vacation hours, start on trucking school.\n\nIf you don’t have sick or vacation hours, it’s easier. If you physically clock in, clock in and leave for most of the day. Do this daily until you’re fired. If you don’t physically clock in, show up to work, make sure someone sees you, then disappear again. If you’re ever asked where you are, just say you needed a break.\nAnother option if you physically clock in is to alternate days at work and clock in for each other. That way you both can get fired.\n\nKeep us updated.", "You should be able to find a trucking company that pays for your school. Probably a 1 year contract with them or something similar though.", "Walk into your boss's office, point at the photo on his desk and loudly ask \"WHO'S THE CUNT?!?\"", "I mean \n\nWhy not just get a different job like any other self respecting human", "Treat your boss like shit while doing your job. Always snap back with a little attitude, but nothing easy to write up.", "*How you get fired .... On your day off?* \n\n\n*What you stealing boxes for? You building a club house?*", "One of the unemployment questions you have to fill out each time is if you are in an educational program. You don't want to fraud the EDD office.\n\nAlthough, if you want to get fired, just start fucking up at your job. Incompetence isn't a reason to deny benefits.", "Just become increasingly incompetent to the point where you're fired for lack of skills - or you're not a good fit. Constantly be late, take complete advantage of time off the clock, pretty much treating work as a second home. Long shits.\n\nYou'll be able to claim unemployment.\n\n*If you're fired for misconduct or anything relatively suspicious you might be ineligible.*", "Fake injuries. Come in late frequently. Leave early. Miss work without calling off.", "just stop working, bring in troubles and start fights? you get fired very soon. its very common here", "You won’t get unemployment for getting fired you have to get laid off.\nYou could do something that damages the company greatly and force them to lay some employees off but I would have to refer you to r/illegallifeprotips", "That’s a shitty job. I worked in HR for an Arc, and the employee pool is even sadder than the folks they serve. \n\nIn some states, you can quit Job A, get a new gig at Job B, get fired after 1 day, and then get unemployment from Job A on the grounds that you left that job for better employment. I’d do some research along those lines. But also, that job will suck the life out of you, and it won’t get better. Get out ASAP.", "So, there are a ton of people on here who's advice you should avoid completely. If your goal is to make more money or get fired the easiest way to do it is to be honest and straight forward.\n\nYou: \"Hey boss, I need to make more money, I'm doing the work of xzy people and not getting paid for any of it on top of my own work. It's one thing if you're going to pay me. But this shit isn't under my job description when you hired me for this much.\"\n\nBoss: \"blah blah blah\" (it doesn't matter unless they immediately give you more money you're pretending to not hear them anyways.. bonus points for interrupting their speech with something completely irrelevant showing that you aren't listening to them)\n\n&#x200B;\n\nYou the very next day: \"Hey boss, I need to make more money, I'm doing the work of xzy people and not getting paid for any of it on top of my own work. It's one thing if you're going to pay me. But this shit isn't under my job description when you hired me for this much.\"\n\nYour boss needs to dread seeing you. Like you need to reach the point where they should turn and run the other way if they see you coming down the hallway. If they offer you more, don't be happy until it's double your salary. If you're doing double the work, why shouldn't you deserve double the pay? Don't let them stop you. Don't let them talk over you, you're trying to get fired. You don't have to \"break company rules\". You don't have to do anything illegal, you'll be surprised how empowering it can be to pull this. And if your girlfriend makes a PENNY less than you at any time, she should be screaming about the sexism and how this is unfair. \n\n\nDo you get emails from your boss? You should have your auto reply set up to automatically send them your demand for additional income. \nDo you get phone calls from your boss? You should set up your voicemail to have your demands be your answering message after a few days.", "Please be so careful with trucking school!! Very often you have to pay a bunch of money up front or take out loans for a career that is super difficult and often not as lucrative as it is sold to people about to enter trucking school. Please just do a ton of research so you don’t end up in a bad situation where you pay to go to trucker school then have to pay for many of the costs of the vehicle!", "Kinda off topic but this is the exact same situation my fiancée and I are in. Special needs kids, coworkers not doing anything and forcing us to do more, working on school, and California. Would love to get unemployment but can’t risk the instability. Hopefully it gets better for you.", "If you’re a full time student you’re not eligible for unemployment (imho, check for yourselves though)", "If you are denied unemployment always appeal; particularly in California", "I would suggest faking an injury and complain that the job is too hard - your pushover boss will put the workload on someone else or just eventually fire you.", "I quit my job and wrote that i was never given a lunch break and that I was given way more work than I was told when I was hired and they approved me", "I don’t know if this works anymore but I just quit the job in NYC, then got a job at a moving company, deliberately worked slow, complained that stuff was too heavy to lift, so I got laid off for not doing job well within 2 weeks . I went to unemployment and they said, oh you were laid off, it wasn’t your fault, then my unemployment checks started rolling in.", "Have loud, passionate sex on the conference table. \n\nI have no idea how unemployment works so I don’t know what offenses qualify and which ones don’t, but at least you’ll go out with a bang. 😉", "Trucking school? My cousin went to trucking school and I don't think he paid a dime up front. He found a trucking company that was willing to pay for it, but he had to drive for them for a certain amount of time afterwards. And possibly at a reduced rate for a time to repay for the school, but I'm not sure about that. As for getting fired. If you get fired for certain reasons they can deny you unemployment benefits. I would just say no to any of the extra work they try putting on you. Do what you were hired to do and what you're paid for. If they try adding other people's workloads on top of it just don't do it. \"Hey, I didn't get around to doing so and so's job. I only had time to get my stuff done\".", "Tell them that you're actively looking for a new job with a different employer and that you hate tour current job so much", "Say that they weren’t abiding by covid regulations and you quit because of your health.", "Pick up a new religion. You need frequent breaks for prayer/worship/rituals. Your attire and personal hygiene needs to change. Look up religions online and find ones you like. Go nuts about how this new life changing experience is impacting every part of your lives. Document when they start questioning how this is impacting work. If they start harassing you, you set them up for constructive dismissal. You need to dare them to fire you. Sacrifice animals, sage the workplace 4 times daily ~~until the fire alarms go off~~ to cleanse the evil spirits. Whatever it takes.", "Pick a truck driving company that will train you two together. They'll do it for free, give you a nice sign on bonus and you'll start working for them. They usually make you work a year or two for them to cover the costs of training you, but that's fine, you'll need two years experience to get the really good jobs driving anyways. \n\nThat being said, being together 24/7 on the road can be a difficult thing. If you get mad, you can't just walk away and cool off, you're literally at max, about four feet away. A buddy of mine and his new wife went and did that. They lasted six months driving together, but they've been married now for 20 some years.\n\nGood luck, and sorry this isn't helpful to get fired. I've found throughout my life an easy way to get fired is to talk mad shit about the boss/owner behind his back. Someone will rat you out and they'll fire you for something. Never give up either if they fight your unemployment, most places fight every time and tons of people just leave it at that and move on.", "Not sure where you are but a lot of trucking companies are paying for people to go to school and work for them after they graduate. Might be something you can look into.", "If you want to go to trucking school why don't you just get a job at one of the mega carriers who provide schooling for free, and even start paying you as soon as you get in a truck. I did this with prime Inc. Had to sign a one-year contract in exchange for the free school.", "If you want to do over the road trucking, there are big companies that will pay for your truck driving school as long as you keep working for them for like 2 years or so. Swift trucking, Knight trucking, CR England trucking to name a few. CR England is probably one of the better choices of those 3.", "If you guys go under staffing ratio then one call to the state dept of developmental disability svcs or whomever audits you should get some action pretty quickly. Won't get you fired but will get you help. Call from an anonymous #, don't give your name but give the agency, the sites and the times you've been left understaffed. send pics of the schedule. NYS you call and say that and the state will be out Pronto. \n*source* was a medical advocate for the developmentally disabled here for a number of years.", "If this job is caring for special needs people it’s likely regulated by the state government. Find the relevant regulatory agency and report them.", "I don’t really have an unethical tip for you but I do have some advice. I too was a job coach. It was a really fulfilling job but I was expected to handle way too many clients, and I felt the pay was very low for some of the stuff I had to deal with. I quit and went back to my bartending job. Get serving or bartending jobs at night and put yourselves through school that way. So many people do it and if you can get a job in the right restaurant it can be very lucrative and way less mentally taxing. Good luck!", "I don't know if it applies to your situation, but I know that when I decide to get myself fired from the place I work at, I'll start talking about forming a union to my coworkers that gossip the most", "Find a new job, we aren't going to support your dying trucking career with tax payer money.", "Fake a suicide attempt. She will need time off as your emotional support.", "stop working and say you don't know how to do it, even your usual stuff. use all your sick and vacation. take lots of bathroom breaks beyond your normal break time. Do everything wrong on purpose.\n\nUnemployment is given to anyone that is fired for the reason of not being knowledgeable enough for their job. So your excuse every time you get yelled at should be \"I don't know how.\" No other responses. Either say you don't know how, medical excuses are okay too.", "put Kpop cutout icons EVERYWHERE like go all out and touch yourself to them noticeably", "get caught having sex in the bosses office, when he catches you ask him to join in.", "does nobody here realize you don't get unemployment if you're fired?? You basically need to be laid off for lack of work.\n\nAll these suggestions will get you fired, yes, but then you're screwed because now you have no job and a bad reference.\n\nThe only real answer, and it's VERY unethical, is to do something to get the company shut down, so get started embezzling money and sending it to the Taliban, making sure to frame the CEO for it and making it go viral. That oughta do it.", "You should get addicted to crack. Your girlfriend can pretend to be a mentally retarded person, or just get addicted to crack too. Then go on welfare.", "You could just start doing what your coworkers are doing, you actually *do* have too much work. If bellyaching about it makes your life easier than go for it.", "You can start a rumor about yourself that you got an offer from another company with better pay. Your current employer will probably offer you a raise or a promotion.", "Trucking school isn’t expensive if you do it right. Find a company that will pay for it, such as swift. Or find a company that will reimburse your expenses.", "Tell your boss you've been severely over worked because of other employees unable to do their jobs due to whatever reason. Explain that it's not your job to pick up their slack without suitable compensation and give him a reasonable figure to increase your pay by.\n\nIf they don't reach that amount you won't be picking up other peoples slack anymore and will start looking for alternative employment.\n\nUsually this gets you fired pretty fast, however if both you and your partner do it at same time be prepared for them to just pay you more because loosing two people at once would be a hard loss.\n\nAlso grow the fuck up and quit your shit arse job and goto truck persons school like a fucking adult. Life's to short to do shit you don't like.", "Tell the manager you’re organizing a union and that you’re gonna demand more pay. \n\nIdk if this would even work tbh, I’ve only been in the work force for a few months so I’ve got no experience. \n\nBut if they fired you for that they wouldn’t be able to say it was because you were organizing a union, since employment laws protect you from that kind of stuff. \n\nAgain, probably wouldn’t work, and I’d love to hear some input on my idea.", "Teach the special needs people the wrong thing and get fired for incompetence.", "Start openly disagreeing with management and undermining their messaging and decisions. Show you're not team players", "Start doing Islamic prayers during work. Do it legit so it's not something offensive to the religion. No matter what is going on work wise drop it and pray. Do it loudly, do it slowly, do it publicly and be sure to invite others to join you. Even offer help to those new to Islam, especially the special needs people as long as there is a chance they bring it home with them.", "Start an onlyfans together and then anonymously send screenshots to your boss asking if these are the types of people they want working for them.", "Please just say disabled, it's waaaaay better than saying \"special needs\"", "Not sure about California but in Washington you can't claim unemployment if you're a student. It's rediculous", "Just know that your boss will be contacted automatically and allowed to dispute your claim. And the way he sounds, he probably will. And if the EDD finds you lied on your application, you can face penalties for committing literal fraud against the government.", "I’d be looking at either sick leave or stress leave. \n\nGo with something totally impossible to confirm. A fear or a headache is a good one. I challenge anyone to prove I’m not scared or having a migraine.", "It's hard to find a balance between getting fired and not impacting the people you support on the way. I know what sub this is but still... try complaining to your bosses boss about everything. Your boss wont want to keep you around long if your impacting their performance reviews.", "Im dum so excuse me for asking\n\nBut why not just quit\n\nIf it's for the 2 week notice why not just stop showing up", "If there is no HR person there probably isnt anyone to contest the unemployment. Laws may be different though.", "If the business closes down because of calamity, you get unemployment, full stop.\n\nSo that means cause a \"calamity\". The easiest way to do this would be to torch the place, but plumbing, electrical or gas problems can also trigger this calamity. (You may be more likely to get caught torching the place than messing with the breaker panel.)", "I've been laid off a couple jobs just by asking for it. But these are generally no-skilled jobs with many employees.", "I'm starting to talk to my coworkers to see who would support a union and some of the guys tell me to he careful who I talk to because I could get fired for that.", "I would look into something else like paramedic or emt training. Trucking jobs are being tested by automated systems for driverless rigs. Best invest yourself in something that has less risk of going out of date.", "I know you want to know how to get fired so you can collect unemployment, but since you have a plan in place for what you want to do after why don't you just get a loan and go to trucking school. You can probably get some grants to pay for it, especially in Cali.", "I just want to add, make sure you have enough savings before you get fired. Unemployment has been awful since the pandemic (at least in my state) and it took MONTHS for me to finally get paid (my job was closed due to covid). If there is any type of clerical error or something the unemployment office questions on your application it can take forever to get it cleared up and get your benefits.", "I didnt realize you could only get unemployment from being fired and not from just quitting.", "File a wage labor complaint. Tell them you do not want to remain anonymous.", "Figure out what they’re doing that’s illegal as far as the DOL is concerned and document it. California has strong workers rights and it sounds like they are terrible bosses. Should be easy and you’d be doing other workers a favor by bringing it up.", "FYI, Goodwill Industries has truck driving instruction schools. At least in Texas they are available so you might check with California to see if they offer it as well.", "Don't forget to \"accidentally\" have a \"he's standing right behind me, isn't he?\" moment. \n\n\"Yeah, I heard Mr. Boss got herpes from a hooker! He's standing right behind me, isn't he?\" when you actually knew all along he was standing there.", "Do you job, but do a really shit job. Take extra long to complete tasks, ask a billion questions to your boss and other employees to frustrate them. Be as incompetent as possible, while not violating any policies.", "Do you have a cr", "Do a shitty job if you wanna get fired. Forget stuff, leave stuff behind, make mistakes. \n\nIf they question why you suck now. Personal issues.", "Come up to north California. Trim weed. You can even do it legally with some temp agencies these days and they always need trimmers.", "Call in sick every day with a different excuse. They can't prove anything and this shouldn't disqualify you from unemployment.", "Based in Canada? Go get a doctors to write you off for stress leave for a month. You will be eligible for EI (employment insurance). Then, at the end of the month, go back to the doctor and say you’re well enough to go back to work, just not that particular job. He will write you a note saying such, and you will be able to receive normal EI.", "Ask for extra clarification on the new work. Every. Single. Thing. Needs deep clarity. Things like where should pens be on a desk. How to organize extra paper", "Approach your boss together and ash them if it would be ok if you had a threesome with one of the customers.", "eh, why not just find another job - it puts you in a way better position.", "What's stopping you from finding another job while getting income from this one? You could be sending out ONE Indeed resume a day, something.", "Unemployment is out of money September 4th in CA. Keep the job. \nSource: am Californian on unemployment", "Just watch tv with the residents all day instead of doing your job. It's abandonment of duties but not gross negligence. Firable but not without severance pay. That's how it is in my country anyway.", "It’s California, can’t you find a new job? Perhaps even get a pay raise in the transition? I’ve seen many companies desperate for help.\nUnemployment doesn’t last forever, take advantage of the tight job market to get a pay increase and maybe a title/skills increase to set you up for the future.\n\nI think this COVID thing, while not over, we’re closer the the end than the beginning. You missed the gravy train of huge unemployment checks. Plan B is above.", "Bit of an off topic question, but is trucking school still a worthwhile pursuit when AI driving is on the horizon?", "You’re both idiots. Find better jobs or bring the problem to them. Right or wrong the squeaky wheel will get replaced and if it’s because you are legitimately bringing them grievances they retaliate against, you can draw unemployment.\nFucking babies.", "I get that this is unethical life pro tips, but I just want to remind you that you are a piece of shit mooch drain of society mother fucker. If you are in California, just walk down the street and you'll see thousands of people with the idea you have, they all live behind dumpsters and under overpasses. Good luck with that." ]

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[ "How to get my friend on my Costco membership who lives in another state ", "How to get my friend on my Costco membership who lives in another state ", "How to get my friend on my Costco membership who lives in another state ", "How to get my friend on my Costco membership who lives in another state " ]

[ "Send your friend a gift certificate to Costco, and he can reimburse you. You don't need a membership to redeem the certificate.", "> Members receive one free Household Card for anyone over the age of 18 and living at the same address. Household Cardholders will be asked to present proof that they live at the same address as the ... Member.\n\nSee https://www.reddit.com/r/Costco/comments/8neqs9/membership_sharing/", "Is there a thing that you could just put your phone number at the checkout? ", "Costco stores your purchases with the barcode on the back of your ID. Pic needs to match the person in front of them. Not your wife in the rear of the store or next door neighbor.\n The $60 membership is the main company profit, the markup on the goods is 10% max. If you are going to spend over $3k, get \"Executive\" for 2 % callback ($3k/.02=$60). I've eaten $60k of free sample food in that place just shopping.\nI was Costco Wireless guy for 5 years before leaving for Big 3 cell phone company retail. Our stores and salesman were criminal. Buy cell phones and Direct TV from Costco ONLY!!!" ]

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[ "How to lie on a resume? So I need a new job. My current company is falling apart and I want to get out just after I receive my next bonus. They're reducing pay and benefits slowly over time and it's not worth it to stay anymore. \n\nMy main issue is I don't trust the management. Not the old ones who left or the new ones who are running my grocery store into the ground. I don't trust them as references. \n\nThey're all the kind of people who let sexual harassment go unpunished, take out personal frustrations on whoever's in their way, and other things I'd rather not get into. \n\nI've been at this grocery chain for 13 years, I've had other jobs while I was there but one I quit due to an even more toxic work environment and the other I got ghosted out during an employee layoff. \n\nSo I'm left with nothing for references. And even if I were to put them down as references I believe them to be the kind of people who would spike any new opportunity and take it out on me at the job itself. ", "How to lie on a resume? So I need a new job. My current company is falling apart and I want to get out just after I receive my next bonus. They're reducing pay and benefits slowly over time and it's not worth it to stay anymore. \n\nMy main issue is I don't trust the management. Not the old ones who left or the new ones who are running my grocery store into the ground. I don't trust them as references. \n\nThey're all the kind of people who let sexual harassment go unpunished, take out personal frustrations on whoever's in their way, and other things I'd rather not get into. \n\nI've been at this grocery chain for 13 years, I've had other jobs while I was there but one I quit due to an even more toxic work environment and the other I got ghosted out during an employee layoff. \n\nSo I'm left with nothing for references. And even if I were to put them down as references I believe them to be the kind of people who would spike any new opportunity and take it out on me at the job itself. ", "How to lie on a resume? So I need a new job. My current company is falling apart and I want to get out just after I receive my next bonus. They're reducing pay and benefits slowly over time and it's not worth it to stay anymore. \n\nMy main issue is I don't trust the management. Not the old ones who left or the new ones who are running my grocery store into the ground. I don't trust them as references. \n\nThey're all the kind of people who let sexual harassment go unpunished, take out personal frustrations on whoever's in their way, and other things I'd rather not get into. \n\nI've been at this grocery chain for 13 years, I've had other jobs while I was there but one I quit due to an even more toxic work environment and the other I got ghosted out during an employee layoff. \n\nSo I'm left with nothing for references. And even if I were to put them down as references I believe them to be the kind of people who would spike any new opportunity and take it out on me at the job itself. ", "How to lie on a resume? So I need a new job. My current company is falling apart and I want to get out just after I receive my next bonus. They're reducing pay and benefits slowly over time and it's not worth it to stay anymore. \n\nMy main issue is I don't trust the management. Not the old ones who left or the new ones who are running my grocery store into the ground. I don't trust them as references. \n\nThey're all the kind of people who let sexual harassment go unpunished, take out personal frustrations on whoever's in their way, and other things I'd rather not get into. \n\nI've been at this grocery chain for 13 years, I've had other jobs while I was there but one I quit due to an even more toxic work environment and the other I got ghosted out during an employee layoff. \n\nSo I'm left with nothing for references. And even if I were to put them down as references I believe them to be the kind of people who would spike any new opportunity and take it out on me at the job itself. ", "How to lie on a resume? So I need a new job. My current company is falling apart and I want to get out just after I receive my next bonus. They're reducing pay and benefits slowly over time and it's not worth it to stay anymore. \n\nMy main issue is I don't trust the management. Not the old ones who left or the new ones who are running my grocery store into the ground. I don't trust them as references. \n\nThey're all the kind of people who let sexual harassment go unpunished, take out personal frustrations on whoever's in their way, and other things I'd rather not get into. \n\nI've been at this grocery chain for 13 years, I've had other jobs while I was there but one I quit due to an even more toxic work environment and the other I got ghosted out during an employee layoff. \n\nSo I'm left with nothing for references. And even if I were to put them down as references I believe them to be the kind of people who would spike any new opportunity and take it out on me at the job itself. ", "How to lie on a resume? So I need a new job. My current company is falling apart and I want to get out just after I receive my next bonus. They're reducing pay and benefits slowly over time and it's not worth it to stay anymore. \n\nMy main issue is I don't trust the management. Not the old ones who left or the new ones who are running my grocery store into the ground. I don't trust them as references. \n\nThey're all the kind of people who let sexual harassment go unpunished, take out personal frustrations on whoever's in their way, and other things I'd rather not get into. \n\nI've been at this grocery chain for 13 years, I've had other jobs while I was there but one I quit due to an even more toxic work environment and the other I got ghosted out during an employee layoff. \n\nSo I'm left with nothing for references. And even if I were to put them down as references I believe them to be the kind of people who would spike any new opportunity and take it out on me at the job itself. " ]

[ "I’ll be your reference and pretend to be a supervisor. I do this all the time for friends of mine.\n\nGot a college degree and am very well versed in telling people what they want to hear hence passing high school’s BS ", "Do you trust other coworkers as work references? Also, you can usually specify on job applications that your current job cannot be contacted. You can specify that you don't want your current job contacted and specify why. If you do that, try not to go into extreme detail or bash the company; that can make you look bad or like a problem employee. Just explain it wasn't a healthy or professional work environment. Depending on how you word it, you can also explain that the management is ineffective.\n\nIf you really have nobody you can trust to keep quiet about you looking elsewhere or that will be a good reference, just don't list anyone. Another option is to list personal references for character purposes. If the interviewer asks about your lack of work references, you can tell them that you're risking losing your current job if people are contacted. That's not an uncommon situation.\n\nI see zero reason why you would need to lie about anything, or what you would even lie about.\n\n", "Get a Google Voice number and have it forward to your phone. Be your own reference. ", "i always use friends numbers, like others have said. but iirc when someone calls for a reference, usually the employer can’t really give out much info other than confirm the dates you were employed. i mean people have freedom of speech but that’s what i always heard ", "Get a fake phone #, talk in a regular voice, maybe just quietly or slightly loud. Or, ask the people on this sub to be your reference. PM me the town and company and I'll send a phone #. Many others have offered.", "In general, if you can give a good BJ, you're going to get hired no matter what references you put down." ]

[ 56, 16, 5, 2, 2, -2 ]

[ "Is it illegal to post fake Security System stickers around my house that appear to be from a huge security company? ", "Is it illegal to post fake Security System stickers around my house that appear to be from a huge security company? " ]

[ "No. In fact a lot of security companies have stopped putting out yard signs with new installs because they just get stolen for this reason. There's tons of signs for sale on eBay and other similar sites.", "No. But you're just putting up signs saying I have something valuable here come and steal it. And it won't take long for somebody to realize that you have no real security systems installed" ]

[ 3, 1 ]

[ "I have access to my neighbor's AC unit. How can I take advantage of this? ", "I have access to my neighbor's AC unit. How can I take advantage of this? ", "I have access to my neighbor's AC unit. How can I take advantage of this? ", "I have access to my neighbor's AC unit. How can I take advantage of this? " ]

[ "Rotten animals and such will be difficult. You have to access under the grate covering the fan. Liquids. \n\nThis may seem mean but fukem. Ive had neighbors upstairs that were illegally letting a whole other family stay with them. This person was also on government assistance claiming she couldnt work and therefore paid $85 for a $750 apartment, she was 350 pounds easily, maybe over 400. Thats why she couldnt work. With her two kids, then the two kids of the other family not only were they not quiet but ran the shower constantly. I was a janitor working early mornings trying to build a life for myself. Loud neighbors are insanely inconsiderate.", "Take the small metal cover on the side of the water heater off and turn the thermostat down all the way. (Turn the dial counter clockwise with a flat head screwdriver) be sure to turn power off at the disconnect beside it first so you don't get shocked. Now they get cold showers everyday until someone figures it out", "If it's a split system, then nothing will work because they don't pump air from inside out, they are just heat exchangers. (Yes a few semi commercialodels with fresh air intake exists, but I can guarantee they won't be in a residential rental)", "You keep bringing it up to the leasing office. Revenge is never the right thing to do." ]

[ 7, 3, 1, 0 ]

[ "My school only allows students to log into the wifi one device at a time. (So I can’t combine phone + computer). Anyone know there way around such a restriction? ", "My school only allows students to log into the wifi one device at a time. (So I can’t combine phone + computer). Anyone know there way around such a restriction? ", "My school only allows students to log into the wifi one device at a time. (So I can’t combine phone + computer). Anyone know there way around such a restriction? ", "My school only allows students to log into the wifi one device at a time. (So I can’t combine phone + computer). Anyone know there way around such a restriction? ", "My school only allows students to log into the wifi one device at a time. (So I can’t combine phone + computer). Anyone know there way around such a restriction? ", "My school only allows students to log into the wifi one device at a time. (So I can’t combine phone + computer). Anyone know there way around such a restriction? ", "My school only allows students to log into the wifi one device at a time. (So I can’t combine phone + computer). Anyone know there way around such a restriction? ", "My school only allows students to log into the wifi one device at a time. (So I can’t combine phone + computer). Anyone know there way around such a restriction? ", "My school only allows students to log into the wifi one device at a time. (So I can’t combine phone + computer). Anyone know there way around such a restriction? ", "My school only allows students to log into the wifi one device at a time. (So I can’t combine phone + computer). Anyone know there way around such a restriction? ", "My school only allows students to log into the wifi one device at a time. (So I can’t combine phone + computer). Anyone know there way around such a restriction? " ]

[ "You can forward the network on a laptop and create a hotspot. I know someone who did the same at uni", "So, you'd get in some real trouble if caught, so probably don't do this... but, get a usb keylogger and stick it in the back of some library computer or such, let it collect logins for a couple weeks, and then you'll have a collection of logins. Use the other logins ONLY on school computers if you're not doing anything tied to your own name or id, or on an old wiped phone just for wifi that you never sign(ed) in on with your own login. When one single mac id is tied to a bunch of login sessions, it'll be obviously suspicious, so make sure your own id/logins/email/social/etc never touches it. Probably not worth the risk of goofing up once. ", "All you need to do is set up a wireless bridge. This will allow you to create a lan routed though the bridge with a single MAC.", "What you need is a router that does WISP mode, look at RAVPower, HooToo, or GL.inet travel routers, or for a more permanent solution for say your dorm room, I reccomend Tenda Routers especially the AC18 model, as a bonus it can host an USB drive as a sort of NAS server.", "Using macchanger change your phone mac address to same as your laptop then wifi will think it the same device,", "See if you can find a graduated students login info, they often still work", "Just use wireshark or airodump and see Mac Addresses from people already connected to said WiFi. Change your MAC address to theirs. Done.\nOf course this might cause an issue when the router tries to assign both of you the same IP so their device won’t work anymore but it’ll work for you.", "If WISP routers, tethering, and other such options aren't available, install a Linux VM on your laptop and install the pentesting utility \"easy-creds\"\n\nIt's a tool designed to steal other peoples information, but that's not what you would be using it for: effectively, your laptop would then act as a router, letting you connect as many devices to it as you want, and it forwards all of the traffic to your school internet from itself.\n\nIt also lets you decrypt SSL traffic and see the RAW html data of anyone who happens to connect to your easy-creds free wifi network, and that's why it's used in pentesting. But for your purposes, it would also work just fine to tunnel all of your traffic through one device.", "I think you can tether the connection from a win 10 laptop to a mobile phone through Bluetooth", "Connect your laptop to the WiFi. Then ejaculate on the laptop and your phone. Can be used on multiple devices but the semen must be from the same person.\n", "Maybe tell them your login doesn't work and maybe you will get a new code? " ]

[ 23, 5, 3, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0 ]

[ "What is something that I can easily do to easily harm the function/feel of a car that will look like an accident/natural occurrence, but also be easy to fix again? ", "What is something that I can easily do to easily harm the function/feel of a car that will look like an accident/natural occurrence, but also be easy to fix again? ", "What is something that I can easily do to easily harm the function/feel of a car that will look like an accident/natural occurrence, but also be easy to fix again? ", "What is something that I can easily do to easily harm the function/feel of a car that will look like an accident/natural occurrence, but also be easy to fix again? ", "What is something that I can easily do to easily harm the function/feel of a car that will look like an accident/natural occurrence, but also be easy to fix again? ", "What is something that I can easily do to easily harm the function/feel of a car that will look like an accident/natural occurrence, but also be easy to fix again? ", "What is something that I can easily do to easily harm the function/feel of a car that will look like an accident/natural occurrence, but also be easy to fix again? ", "What is something that I can easily do to easily harm the function/feel of a car that will look like an accident/natural occurrence, but also be easy to fix again? ", "What is something that I can easily do to easily harm the function/feel of a car that will look like an accident/natural occurrence, but also be easy to fix again? ", "What is something that I can easily do to easily harm the function/feel of a car that will look like an accident/natural occurrence, but also be easy to fix again? " ]

[ "Unplugging an o2 sensor that is after a catalytic converter will turn on the check engine light. Unplugging the o2 sensor before the catalytic converter can make it run like crap while throwing a check engine light", "Step 1: eat a lot of berries.\nStep 2: shit directly on the windshield.\n\nMission accomplished.", "Someone doesn’t want to meet their wife at the in-laws for a late Easter dinner lol", "Heavy duty zip ties on the axle shaft where it will smack against things. Noisy but harmless.", "If your in a tight time situation put a can in the exhaust and tape it shut, if not take out the engine mounts.", "Put a bolt inside one hubcap. At low speeds it sounds luke the car is falling apart", "Remove 1 headlight and set it on top of other wires. Unless it has leds or the ultra bright style.", "Pull the oil dipstick out a little bit. Oil will fly out and a check engine light should come on.", "Don't know about BMW but on my Ford truck, unplug the Air filter sensor. Had to move part of the air filter to access a different piece, even after putting everything back and plugging the sensor back the car shot the \"check air filter system\" for days until I got the car to 80mph, then it reset itself.\n\n\nAlso, depending on how ballsy you want to go with it, you could syphon some of the coolant liquid out. The car will run for a while but it will overheat and there'll be a \"blowing\" sound coming from the engine. Mine ran almost a week with the ominous blowing sound before smoke (white steam) started coming out of the hood. Problem is if you over do it, you could fuck up the car for real.\n\n\n(In my defense, I didn't KNOW there was a leak and I definitely wasn't doing it on purpose, but I'm just saying, it could work).", "Why? Ik what sub I’m in but you sound sketchy AF. If I found out someone was trying to fuck with my car like this I’d be behind pissed" ]

[ 45, 44, 21, 12, 8, 7, 4, 1, 1, -2 ]

[ "How to get my money back after being guilt tripped into buying popcorn from boy scouts ", "How to get my money back after being guilt tripped into buying popcorn from boy scouts ", "How to get my money back after being guilt tripped into buying popcorn from boy scouts ", "How to get my money back after being guilt tripped into buying popcorn from boy scouts " ]

[ "Just resell it at a slightly higher value for an imaginary \"nephew\" or \"neighbor's kid\"", "Just put those unpopped kernals in your enemy's oil pan in their car. \nTotally worth the $$$\n", "put a bug(dead) in it and complain. you can also threaten to press charges for unsafe preparation.", "Kids love magic tricks. Pretend to be a magician, and ask one of them for a five dollar bill so you can make it disappear. Don't make it reappear." ]

[ 29, 7, 4, 2 ]

[ "Moving out, upset with roommates. Whats a good way to fuck with them and not have the blame pointed at me? They are on their PCs alot ", "Moving out, upset with roommates. Whats a good way to fuck with them and not have the blame pointed at me? They are on their PCs alot ", "Moving out, upset with roommates. Whats a good way to fuck with them and not have the blame pointed at me? They are on their PCs alot ", "Moving out, upset with roommates. Whats a good way to fuck with them and not have the blame pointed at me? They are on their PCs alot ", "Moving out, upset with roommates. Whats a good way to fuck with them and not have the blame pointed at me? They are on their PCs alot ", "Moving out, upset with roommates. Whats a good way to fuck with them and not have the blame pointed at me? They are on their PCs alot " ]

[ "Get a cell phone signal blocker. Plug it into a random outlet on your way out.", "Dont take a dump for 3 days then leave them an upper decker. I did this at my last job just for fun.", "When my ex moved out from her shitty roommates I smashed the bottom of all of their eggs in the fridge so they wouldn’t realize they were broken until they went to pull them out", "Remove the part that makes contact with the floor on furniture that has legs. Do legs that are diagonal from each other for maximum wobble. That would drive me crazy.", "Put a small device between the router and their internet connection. Then log in remotely and throttle their internet at random times.", "You want unethical ok.\n\nInstall virus on their pc. \nFactory reset their pc (and their phones while they sleep, if you have entry to their room). \nShove their toothbrush up your ass, optional take photo but be aware evidence. \nPiss/jizz in their food/drink. \nCommit a crime, leave something with their fingerprints at the crime scence. \nThe rest get worse and will probably get me put on a list." ]

[ 5, 3, 2, 2, 1, 0 ]

[ "How to drive our upstairs neighbors insane in the last week before we move out? ", "How to drive our upstairs neighbors insane in the last week before we move out? ", "How to drive our upstairs neighbors insane in the last week before we move out? ", "How to drive our upstairs neighbors insane in the last week before we move out? ", "How to drive our upstairs neighbors insane in the last week before we move out? ", "How to drive our upstairs neighbors insane in the last week before we move out? ", "How to drive our upstairs neighbors insane in the last week before we move out? " ]

[ "\\>...taking our laundry out before it’s dry....\n\nThrow a piece of Limburger cheese in the dryer with their clothes, then let it finish.", "If they are partyers, you are probably going to have to make a bunch of noise during their primetime sleeping hours, probably around 10-noonish, if that's the inconsiderate breed we're talking about.", "If you have shared ductwork, get one if those birthday cards that play a song, rip off the front part and put it in the duct. It would become the single most annoying thing for Weekes to come as the batteries on those things never seem to run out. The ductwork would become the most eerie ass, echoey surround sound ever.", "Put some baby crying at max sound level, human but woman in particular are biologically programmed to seek a way to stop the crying mouhahaha", "look up stink spray on Amazon. They bother you with noise. Ruin their party with stank", "Smoke a bunch of meth and just see where the week takes you bonus points for mixing in Xanax and alcohol but ...don’t die ...ironically he wins if you die", "On the day you leave , if you live somewhere hot crank heatbuo to the Max, if you live somewhere cold crank the dial to Max cold" ]

[ 9, 8, 6, 5, 3, 3, 3 ]

[ "What are ways to hide that you smoked (regular cigaretts) in your rental car? ", "What are ways to hide that you smoked (regular cigaretts) in your rental car? ", "What are ways to hide that you smoked (regular cigaretts) in your rental car? ", "What are ways to hide that you smoked (regular cigaretts) in your rental car? ", "What are ways to hide that you smoked (regular cigaretts) in your rental car? ", "What are ways to hide that you smoked (regular cigaretts) in your rental car? ", "What are ways to hide that you smoked (regular cigaretts) in your rental car? ", "What are ways to hide that you smoked (regular cigaretts) in your rental car? ", "What are ways to hide that you smoked (regular cigaretts) in your rental car? ", "What are ways to hide that you smoked (regular cigaretts) in your rental car? ", "What are ways to hide that you smoked (regular cigaretts) in your rental car? ", "What are ways to hide that you smoked (regular cigaretts) in your rental car? ", "What are ways to hide that you smoked (regular cigaretts) in your rental car? ", "What are ways to hide that you smoked (regular cigaretts) in your rental car? ", "What are ways to hide that you smoked (regular cigaretts) in your rental car? " ]

[ "Steal an exact model car as the one you rented from someone who doesn't smoke. Return that vehicle instead.", "Puncture the oil gasket, spray the engine with oil and drive a few blocks. Guaranteed no one smells cigarettes anymore.", "There’s this stuff called ozium they sell at auto zone works like a charm", "Call/email the rental company shortly after picking up the car and complain that it smells like smoke. Tell them it’s not a big deal, and you’ll keep the car, but you don’t want to get blamed.", "Roll down all of the windows, leave new air fresheners hanging from the mirror, then roll the car off of a cliff never to be seen again, and report it stolen. \n\nNote: you may need to pay for the additional coverage in order for this to work.", "Burn a bag of popcorn and leave it in there for 10 mins, it’ll just smell like burnt popcorn.", "Get piss drunk on amaretto then eat a tub of cottage cheese on the way to drop the car off. The vomit odor will totally overpower any hint of cigarette smoke", "My best friend would smoke as much as he wanted then complain after like 3 days that it smelled like smoke and he tried to do everything to get rid of the smell and couldn’t take it anymore. Then they’d give him a new one and he’d do it again", "Roll down both the drivers window and the rear passenger side window for optimum air flow to get rid of smoke left hanging around.", "Pay a guy to get drunk and rear end the car and then piss on it and then they wont care about the smoking", "Odoban works great in houses. Idk about cars but it's probably similar.", "Never smoke with windows up, ash outside the car, dont leave cigs behind. Buy a tray and dont use nothing else inside", "Leave a bunch of Indian food in the car. They'll forget about the smoke", "Burn some incense in the ashtray. The car will smell like incense, but m", "Keep all butts out and give it at least a night or full day with the windows slightly down and it'll subside. Ozium also very helpful" ]

[ 29, 25, 24, 19, 16, 12, 7, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0 ]

[ "A bumper list of tips to help us lazy citizens get away with murder at work? ", "A bumper list of tips to help us lazy citizens get away with murder at work? ", "A bumper list of tips to help us lazy citizens get away with murder at work? " ]

[ "This website makes reddit look like your email:\n\n[http://pcottle.github.io/MSOutlookit//](http://pcottle.github.io/MSOutlookit//) \n\n\nApple earbuds and thick hair to cover them", "Your post has been removed for the following reason -\n\n\nRule 8 - Use descriptive titles. The title should explain the gist of the ULPT without needing a description.\n\nRule 10 - No tip lists, each individual post should be about a single tip. This includes links to articles that list tips.", "Call work for 30 seconds about nothing that morning. Go to work. Dont clock in. Disconnect the security cameras and delete the video archive. Poison the fast food and offer to coworkers. Bludgeon survivors to death with TV/technology. Go home and pretend you called in sick." ]

[ 2, 1, 1 ]

[ "Fake \"employment verification\" (i.e., not just fake work references from friends/self)? ", "Fake \"employment verification\" (i.e., not just fake work references from friends/self)? ", "Fake \"employment verification\" (i.e., not just fake work references from friends/self)? ", "Fake \"employment verification\" (i.e., not just fake work references from friends/self)? " ]

[ "Probably don’t want to say you were the best employee at Microsoft, but I am guessing a small business would be easier to get away with. You can also have the person say they were your manager there but no longer work there themselves (so it wouldn’t be the company’s phone number they call). Also depends on how much of an outlier it is to the rest of your resume. Were you working at Wendy’s and then became the lead designer for the next gen Apple Watch?", "What type of \"verification\" are you worried about? \n\nMore often than not employers and third parties will just use the name and number you provided for verification.", "I know that this place is for unethical life hacks but just fyi, faking your employment is considered fraud and could have serious legal repercussions. I'm not judging, just making sure you're aware of what you're getting into. I considered doing the same thing until I learned I could actually get in trouble for it so I'm just passing that info along.", "Create a whole fake person on linkedin. Take the free 1 month membership. Connect that profile to a number of others in your field. Then have that person be your reference and have them give you glowing feedback on LinkedIn in the employment you want to verify as.\n\nPut a burner no in there and get a semi professional looking email address (this will act as new employment your reference is working at)which costs next to nothing. Get a friend to pick up the call and do all the dirty work for you." ]

[ 3, 2, 1, 1 ]

[ "Help me quit my job as inconveniently as possible so I can ruin my bosses' 4th of July weekend plans ", "Help me quit my job as inconveniently as possible so I can ruin my bosses' 4th of July weekend plans ", "Help me quit my job as inconveniently as possible so I can ruin my bosses' 4th of July weekend plans ", "Help me quit my job as inconveniently as possible so I can ruin my bosses' 4th of July weekend plans ", "Help me quit my job as inconveniently as possible so I can ruin my bosses' 4th of July weekend plans ", "Help me quit my job as inconveniently as possible so I can ruin my bosses' 4th of July weekend plans ", "Help me quit my job as inconveniently as possible so I can ruin my bosses' 4th of July weekend plans ", "Help me quit my job as inconveniently as possible so I can ruin my bosses' 4th of July weekend plans " ]

[ "No call, no show. Mail the keys in with signature confirmation. \n\n\n\n\nOr wait last minute until the morning shift guy is to clock out for his second job. Call the manager or assistant manager or whomever you're suppose to tell and quit. Mail them the keys with signature confirmation.\n\n\n\n You've got the right idea. I wouldn't bother stopping by the store to drop off the keys.", "make sure they are as far away as possible. when you leave trigger the security or fire alarm so someone with manager approval has to come all the way back to reset it. \n\nYou can do this with out causing harm. We had a kid fuck with a manager at a grocery store. He would come at night and shoot tooth picks through the gap in the double doors which would trigger the motion alarms when they hit the check out lanes. It took months to figure that out. And the only reason was the kid missed the register and there were tooth picks on the floor. They never caught the kid.", "You could always just break your key off in the lock on your last rather than returning it.", "This is a lot of information that is so specific that if anyone that works at the store read it they’d know you wrote it.", "Make sure you set your voicemail greeting to some nice Hawaiian vacation music or bye bye baby bye bye from Brittany spears.", "Did you exhaust your time off? Just in case they try to not pay that out. Also, try to cash in on any benefits you had....any discounts, employee rewards, bonuses, match money of any sort.", "Be sure to check if the store has some kind of policy that you have to notify someone that you're quitting before doing so. If you want to be extra you could also flatten the assistant managers tires the night before so they have a hard time coming in themselves. They deserve it don't be shy.", "Also realize doing this means you're losing out on a reference...but really most places rarely call them or you can just fake the contact info of your last manager." ]

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[ "Retaliation for house being egged House was egged the other night. Currently investigating to find the perpetrator. Any creative ideas what to do as soon as i find out who dunnit?", "Retaliation for house being egged House was egged the other night. Currently investigating to find the perpetrator. Any creative ideas what to do as soon as i find out who dunnit?", "Retaliation for house being egged House was egged the other night. Currently investigating to find the perpetrator. Any creative ideas what to do as soon as i find out who dunnit?", "Retaliation for house being egged House was egged the other night. Currently investigating to find the perpetrator. Any creative ideas what to do as soon as i find out who dunnit?" ]

[ "Just ehh their house one egg at a time. Just here and there. They’ll get pissed. ", "Side under te trunk of their car. Look for where the spare wheel is and then find the little drain. It should be plugged with a rubber stopper. Cram as much shrimp and chicken liver as possible but DO NOT plug the drain back (important for later). Worse case they'll flip out and get an expensive cleaning done, hopefully your revenge is still overlooked as it's in an oddball location. Best case, they empty bottles of febreze into the car hoping that it goes away, but since you left the drain unplugged flies can now climb in and lay eggs in the rotting meat. The hoards of flies will probably lead them to the location of the problem, but they'll have an extremely shitty few hours of cleaning rotting maggot mush.", "Put a potato in the exhaust pipe of there car. The car won't start and will just backfire. ", "Hopefully you won't be the next\n\nhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/03/08/someone-has-been-egging-this-85-year-olds-home-for-a-year-police-are-baffled/?utm_term=.6ffc52d17548" ]

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[ "Pull a still image from the footage of her standing on your doormat.\n\nGet it printed on a new doormat.\n\nThat's your new doormat.", "Watch through the peephole until she's right in front of your door, then open the door real fast and knock her down. Oh! I'm SO sorry! Let me help you up. Are you OK? I feel terrible! \n\nThen fucking do it again.", "I’m sure there’s some Halloween thing you can get that sits under a doormat that makes spooooky sounds when someone steps on it. Probably cheap AF right now too", "Hear me out. Put the doormat at her door. Don’t replace yours for a bit and see what she does.", "Bug paper, the full-sized ones. Carefully arrange them into a rectangle the size of your doormat, and put it on top. Maybe use a marker or some yarn to fancy it up if you're creative. If you have a 3d printer, make some .4mm layers of designs. Unpeel the adhesive protector, and when she steps on it, your doormat is going with her, and then it'll get stuck to her hand.\n\nObviously, record it, and share.\n\nBonus points for incorporating some glitter.", "Can you put some plants or decoration or something on either side of your doormat so that the only reason/way you'd walk on the doormat would be to enter your apartment? Basically some obstacles that would deter walking over your doormat from the side but just nicely frame the doormat on either side for actually getting into your apartment. \n\nLike p = plant or some object, x = doormat \n\np|xxxxx|p \np|xxxxx|p \n\\--- door ---", "Get a button that triggers a speaker that screams \"what are you doing!?\", put button under mat.", "Put more doormats down every time she steps on one. I would continue until around 7 or 8 doormats.", "Does she have a doormat of her own? Even if so, maybe get another that's exactly like yours and gift it to her - 'I know how much you like mine!'\n\nThat should embarras her enough (that you did a nice thing) that she won't be doing it anymore.", "paint abundant crush kiss sort piquant materialistic yoke ad hoc afterthought ` this message was mass deleted/", "Remove the friction pads on the bottom and replace them with something slippery. \n\nPost the clip on Reddit after pls", "It's only hard if you care about not hurting her feelings. In which case, next time you see her in person just say \"Hey, can you NOT walk on my door mat when you walk by?\"", "Got a light you control outside of your door? Like a porch/hall light? Setup home automation to turn a smart bulb red whenever the Ring doorbell motion is triggered for too long when you're not home. Might creep her out?\n\nSimilarly could do some cool automation with a smart home system with a speaker behind the door that plays some bizarre or loud sound. Maybe just someone saying \"HELLO?! IS SOMEONE AT MY DOOR?!\" loudly on a speaker if the Ring gets motion when you're not home.", "Elevate your mat of like 1cm with some plywood, now she will trip on it", "Uninstal your ring doorbell. This would never be an issue before those smart cams.\n\nAlternatively: Next time just ask her why she does it, because she triggers your ring doorbell every time. Most of the time when people are aware they they trigger a camera they stop.", "Definitely print out a picture of her doing it and put it up in the elevator/lobby/outside ur apartment", "Buy a tiny white picket fence and put it up around the mat. Add a \"no trespassing\" sign, with a note attached below that reads \"yes, you, you weird, weird woman\"", "Remove your exterior doormat and buy an interior mat. I'd also recommend removing your shoes on the mat when you come inside. Keeps the place cleaner.", "Put a sock on your door mat, that way, when she wipes her feet on it, all she gets dirty is a sock.", "Put a pressure sensor where they usually step and have it trigger a loud noise.", "Make illegal adjustments to the hallway by installing a trapdoor under your doormat that opens onto either a spiked pit, cage filled with tigers or a tank filled with piranhas.\n\nOr get a grip.", "Buy a cheap one, put a bow on it and leave it at her door saying that hopefully she’ll find it useful since she’s been wiping her dutty legs on others’", "Put an air horn under your mat, when she steps on it it will freak her out", "Put poop all over your doormat, when she wipes her feet, they will get covered in poop. \n\nSimilar concept, put something wet and sticky on the doormat. Something like grease that will stick to her shoes, or something that’s more difficult to detect and she will be wondering why her shoes smell. \n\nTear your doormat partway in half, when she wipes she will think she’s the one who tore it. Tell her she owes you a new doormat. \n\nTake your doormat and shake out all the dirt in front of her door each day. \n\nGet your shoes dirty and wipe them all over her doormat.", "Just make a new doormat out of [this stuff](https://www.amazon.com/ELEGENZO-Trapping-Spiders-Rodents%EF%BC%8C3-transparent/dp/B09Z1F9P7N/ref=sr_1_8?keywords=rat+sticky+paper&qid=1669241480&sr=8-8)", "Are they autistic or OCD? Could be a trigger for them. \n\nRemove it, see if they still do it.", "So this is a totally different take , but consider being gracious .I’m autistic and when I walk I have to count, step on specific spots and avoid certain spots. No matter how hard I try to stop I can’t. I start panicking and shut down. I don’t know that the neighbor is doing this, and it might be inconsiderate, but just think that it might be something they have trouble controlling", "Take a shit on your doormat. Your neighbor wont want shit on her shoes so she'll avoid stepping on your doormat. \n\n\n**Problem Solved.**", "Move your mat across the hall. She might have ocd. If she goes to the other side to walk on it, you can keep moving it. Some days, slip another mat out there. Musical floor mats.", "What if you just offer to buy her a doormat of her own? And you say \"hey I noticed you're using my doormat so you might need one\"? Not an unethical solution but probably best.", "Sounds like some sort of weird OCD thing that she’s worked into her routine. Since it’s getting dirty anyways I’d leave it be.", "It's a doormat. The entire purpose of doormats is for them to be stepped on.", "A momentary switch (or a plate switch) under the door mat, and a $30 150db air horn from Amazon behind your door. Just make sure you wear ear plugs or aren’t home when she comes waltzing by.", "Get her one just like it. Put a bow on it and a note saying. “I couldn’t help but notice, you love using my doormat. We can both agree it works very well for wiping your dirty shoes. I hope this one works for you as well as my door mat DID. “.", "Find the times she’s most frequently does this. Remove doormat during the times she comes home from work, or goes to work etc. it’ll drive her crazy for no fucking reason", "Lmao she may b paying rent down the hall, but got a whole ass spare room in your noggin for free", "I'd lift the mat or put it on an angle so it is not level with the walk way.", "I don't understand why your doormat is outside the apartment? Just move it inside.", "All apartment buildings I've lived in don't allow mats in communal hallways because they're a trip hazard. So, maybe take it inside your apartment and problem solved.", "You'd be a lot happier if you didn't let yourself get bothered with stuff like this.", "Why does it matter to you? Yeah, it’s a little odd but is it really hurting anything? “She’s walking on my floor” seems slightly petty in the overall scheme of things.", "This might be slightly overkill, but you can get a button and hide it under your doormat. Everytime she steps on the corner the button is, have it say \"hey, (neighbors name) I'm watching you now\"", "She may have OCD and be compelled to step on every doormat, avoid pavement cracks etc. Or she could just be an ass. Be curious and ask her :-)", "Put some dog shit on your door mat for them to track into their place….replace it the next day", "Put a shit ton of Pop-Its under one corner of the mat. so they explode when she steps on it. hopefully you catch the shit on camera", "Put a bunch of vasaline or anything really slippery under the matt. Now you have a video of someone eating shit and a lesson taught", "Pretend to become infatuated with her. Tell her that her obvious route towards your doorstep repeatedly was her way of giving you a hint. Either she'll get creeped out and stop or you turned a mole hill into a mountain and will have to fake your death to escape", "OP Question, does your doormat have anything on it? Not saying there's any valid reason for her being a gigantic ass, I'm just curious. Or if she has some reason to dislike you. Also adding my partner's idea which was \"flypaper\"", "Maybe she has some sort of OCD and it's something she has to do every time she walks past? So strange, I cannot think of any other logical reason.", "Make your doormat look already really dirty so the culprit won't want to try to clean their feet on it. \nIf that doesn't work then maybe smear some feces all over it and when they leave a trail of smashed feces leading to their door you can confront them. \"You wiped shit all over my doormat and I know it was you cause theres a trail of feces leading to your apartment!\"", "Leave your own footprints on her doorstep. Whatever they are made up of, I leave that to you.", "Lay a kids piano under the mat, so it makes animal sounds when she steps on it", "I’d put popits under the mat as carefully as I could. When she steps on it they will definitely startle her.", "If you know times she’s gonna be there, stand by your door and violently open it as soon as she’s about to walk on it. \n\nOr watch your ring and just scream at her through it.\n\nNice tip: buy her her own mat with a lovely note: “I see you’ve been using my mat, I know times are tough, so I bought you your own. Merry Christmas”", "Hmm, remove the doormat if you are not ok with people using it for its intended purpose", "Have you tried asking? \nMight be enough. Just the fact that she now knows you are keeping an eye on her, would do the trick for me.", "gift them one. that's what we all do here, coincidentally. just randomly end up giving each other door mats lol", "Wait for her to do it again and whiles she's in the act step out and kindly ask her to stop doing it. \n\nIf that doesn't work then take a big shit outside her door.", "This might be weird lol but as someone else said put the old one at her doorstep, buy a new one but put it on the inside not on the outside", "Put those poppers that snap when you throw em on the ground under your mat. She hits one, gets startled, repeat enough times, maybe she takes the hint?", "Put a piece of plastic on your doormat and cover it with the stickiest clear glue you can buy.", "Put a dog poop on your doormat?\nPut it in a paperlit bag for extra fun.", "Print a screenshot of her from your Ring and make a poster that says “This person may be a package thief. Call 911 if you see them out and about!”", "If you want to mess with her buy a couple ceramic or plastic garden gnomes and leave them in a ring around your mat facing outward. Go with scary or zombie ones if you think regular ones won’t do the job. For bonus points get a creepy mat with fake blood.", "I think people sort of get into a routine: maybe she feels like she’s getting her shoes and herself ready to be home and settled in for the night. Maybe she does it as part of her “lucky routine”. Maybe she’s bored when she walks down that long hallway and so she’s trying to see how many times it takes of jumping on one corner of the doormat to mash it flatter. You never know why people do little things like this routinely. Anyway, it sounds harmless", "Hmm maybe you could put something on your door like a wreath or whatever, this may tempt her to fuck with it. Now you got proof of her fucking with something of yours that shouldn't be fucked with. You take that evidence to the apartment manager, she'll get a light slap on the wrist and she'll most likely not fuck with your shit.", "Definitely not the answer you want to hear, but likeliest the most effective: find the cheapest doormat you can and buy it. Place it outside her front door. Slip a note under her door: \"Hi, I noticed how much you enjoy using my doormat, but I'm tired of cleaning it so often, so I got you your own one. Hope you enjoy it.\"", "Cover your doormat with glitter. It’ll stick to the grime on her shoes and follow her into her house.", "Anti personnel mine. She'll never step on your doormat again, I guarantee it!", "1. Place something flat under it that can potentially break if someone step on it (like a family photo framed on glass sheet or a packaged mirror) \n2. Wait for her to step on it.\n3. Go knock on her door and call her out for breaking it \n4. …\n5. Profit", "Remove it. \nNo doormat = she can't step on it.\n\nMake some kind of cabinet with a lock where you can put away the doormat after using it.", "Put some soap unterneath. I guarantee that she won't walk on it again.", "Put an extra door Matt prior to it so she can wipe her shit off on that one. It’s probably the first one she encounters, and after all….it is made for wiping your feet on.", "It’s a doormat. Get over it it’s made to be stepped on. WTF! It’s annoying… big yup. 1st world problem much? (Rhetorical)", "Isn't this exactly what a doormat should be used for? u/YoureKillingMeKid, you live in an apartment where your door doesn't even open to the outdoors! Do you really want to be one of those people? The kind that use hallway doormats? Please tell me it doesn't display something \"witty\" like [these](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=witty+doormats&t=fpas&iax=images&ia=images) do.", "Isn't that what a floor mat is for? Maybe move it inside your door if it bothers you so badly?", "doormats are supposed to be stepped on 💀 \n\nthat's like saying \"how do I get someone to stop looking at my mirror??\"", "Take a shit on her doormat.\n\nIf she has a doorbell camera, maintain eye contact with the lens while doing so.", "So many hilarious ideas in here.\n\nAlthough thinking about it, it would also be pretty funny to just show her the footage and straight up just ask \"why do you do this?\" Like that's so awkward it's entertaining.", "Remove the doormat?\nThe hallway is public and for everyone to walk in.\nI'm not gonna waste time walking around your rag.\n\nI've always found doormats tacky and unhygienic anyway.\nPutting them _outside_ your apartment is even shittier.", "Put up a sign....\n\nI'M WATCHING YOU DON'T DO IT!\n\nDo not wipe your shoes on\nMY DOORMAT! \n\nLOL", "Put a flat back tack face up under the mat so she steps on it and it gets embedded in her shoe, and she drags the mat with her. Probably won't hurt her, but sends a message. (Don't really)", "I'm confused. The doormat is outside? The doormat is for cleaning shoes?", "Has anyone suggested piss disks yet? If not, has OP considered a piss disk?", "Get one of those novelty things you put under a doormat that triggers a sound through a speaker when stepped on...and make it say the n word really really loud.", "Get a few 1\" nails. The really sharp carpenter tack nails. Drive a few through a 1/4\" piece of plyboard thats cut slightly smaller than your mat. Cover it with the mat. Send me the ring footage. She won't do it again.", "Call her boss and tell them she is stealing money from the company. She gets fired, can't pay rent, and has to move out. Or try and teach her a lesson Iike everyone else.", "Buy her a doormat as a gift.\n\nOh wait... ULPT... *Steal* a doormat and give it to her as a gift.", "A non lethal IED, like something that just makes a lounge bang when you step on the mat to scare her, if it continues continue to rearm it, and when it stops you can stop re arming it, this is to say it could also just be connected to a speaker playing a loud noise/bang\n\nOr install something to spray glimmer on the person that steps on the mat", " After reading very snarky responses…\n\nHow about line up plants to the edges of your mat, so it’s completely out of her way. Next, find a nice fresh large dog turd and put it on her mat or doorway. How about have a flat rug just inside your doorway, and then have your actually mat inside, next to a shoe rack that you and guests use? That’s how my daughter does it at her house. Well, the mat is outside because he neighbors are not douche nozzles. But the thin rug and the shoe rack keeps her house very clean.", "This has to be a troll post because my GOD the lack of life needed to take to reddit to complain about someone wiping their feet on your doormat REQUIRES this to be fake. Jesus.", "Just find some mud - or make some and do the same thing to her on her door mat every day.\n\nMy neighbour let his Great Dane outside one day and it came in to my front yard and did a Great Dane sized shit while he looked the other way deliberately.\n\nI asked him if he was going to come and pick the shit up and he said that he did not see his dog do it so he was not picking up the shit.\n\nThe next time I was walking my dog past his house and he was out the front I smiled at him and let my dog off the lead.\n\nMy dog went into his yard and pissed on his letter box and then did a nice big shit in his garden while I watched and then I called my dog and walked off.\nHe didn’t even bother to ask me to pick up the shit.", "J4zz inspired me. Print a legal terms agreement dormat for anyone that steps on it. 100 bucks.\n\nThen serve", "The doormat's only purpose in life is to have people wipe their feet on it. What kind of person robs an object of its purpose?\n\nYou're a monster.", "Who leaves a door mat out and doesn’t expect it to get dirty?????? How petty and self righteous are you???????? Bring it into your house??????? \nShiiiiii some people just wanna complain so damn bad, this is awfully embarrassing that this burdens you so much" ]

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[ "Assistance with my sister-in-law/roommate I share an apartment with my brother who recently got married to the single laziest bitch I have ever met in my entire life. Basically, she's a slob who refuses to wash a dish, take out her trash or contribute fucking anything of value whatsoever. Does anyone know of any solid strategies to fuck with her and kind of force her to clean without it erupting into a massive fight? I'm not above being petty by any means but it would be great if I could at least pretend that whatever I do to her is unintentional.", "Assistance with my sister-in-law/roommate I share an apartment with my brother who recently got married to the single laziest bitch I have ever met in my entire life. Basically, she's a slob who refuses to wash a dish, take out her trash or contribute fucking anything of value whatsoever. Does anyone know of any solid strategies to fuck with her and kind of force her to clean without it erupting into a massive fight? I'm not above being petty by any means but it would be great if I could at least pretend that whatever I do to her is unintentional.", "Assistance with my sister-in-law/roommate I share an apartment with my brother who recently got married to the single laziest bitch I have ever met in my entire life. Basically, she's a slob who refuses to wash a dish, take out her trash or contribute fucking anything of value whatsoever. Does anyone know of any solid strategies to fuck with her and kind of force her to clean without it erupting into a massive fight? I'm not above being petty by any means but it would be great if I could at least pretend that whatever I do to her is unintentional.", "Assistance with my sister-in-law/roommate I share an apartment with my brother who recently got married to the single laziest bitch I have ever met in my entire life. Basically, she's a slob who refuses to wash a dish, take out her trash or contribute fucking anything of value whatsoever. Does anyone know of any solid strategies to fuck with her and kind of force her to clean without it erupting into a massive fight? I'm not above being petty by any means but it would be great if I could at least pretend that whatever I do to her is unintentional.", "Assistance with my sister-in-law/roommate I share an apartment with my brother who recently got married to the single laziest bitch I have ever met in my entire life. Basically, she's a slob who refuses to wash a dish, take out her trash or contribute fucking anything of value whatsoever. Does anyone know of any solid strategies to fuck with her and kind of force her to clean without it erupting into a massive fight? I'm not above being petty by any means but it would be great if I could at least pretend that whatever I do to her is unintentional." ]

[ "Just start taking her shit and tossing it. \n\nYou have to be careful about it, she’ll catch on quick if her stuff just starts evaporating. Save it for when you’re really close to losing it. Don’t take anything big or obvious, but choose targets that will maximize her frustration. \n\nThings like swiping a left shoe. She’ll think she misplaced it, she’ll search for ages, the other shoe is there to remind her of the irritation. And if she accuses someone of taking it she’ll sound ridiculous. After all, why would someone steal one stupid shoe?", "Take advantage of the extra roommate and insist they pay 2/3 of the rent instead of going 50/50. If they dont, just tell the landlord on the down low; most places have rules about extra adults that aren't on the lease living there. \n\nIn the case that they are already paying 2/3 stop paying your portion at all. You can destroy both of their cr", "One of the revenge subs had a story where the person went on Craigslist looking for the absolute biggest slob the could. They went through the official sublet procedure for their apartment and they were out.", "Talk to her like an adult instead of relying on petty passive-aggression to deal with your problems.", "If you're able to talk to at least your brother reasonably, you can draw up a roommate agreement. Decide on a penalty for things like dishes left for over X time, that sort of thing. Hitting someone in the wallet works a lot better than telling them. Someone I know only stopped forgetting to turn the stove off after they melted their pot and destroyed one of the burners. Now it has no resale value and is rendered 1/4 useless. Somehow they managed to remember after that." ]

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[ "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft ", "Why are there not a shit ton of american waiters who commit identify Theft " ]

[ "Stealing the info is easy. Benefitting from it and not getting caught is hard. I'm sure it happens but the risk/reward is kept high enough that it's not common.", "My cr", "I have a deadbeat uncle who tried this exact thing in Canada. In the oil fields of all places. He lived in a oil town that was propped up by the camp, so most of the town knew he was sketchy and most of the workers only went to two or three places to buy literally everything they would need up there, one of them was the pub he worked at. Took him a matter of one week going from deadbeat uncle Dan, to almost fucking dead uncle Dan.", "There's a video of a girl who stole a woman's card info at starbucks and the woman found her ass. There is also the treat of an ass whopping. Usually the banks handle all that. They give you ur money back go find that person. They kinda make your problem theirs", "Cost to benefit is just not there. Stolen cr", "This is a practice in the US that needs to stop. There’s absolutely no reason why restaurants can not bring card readers to the table like they do in Europe. I never felt as secure as when I kept my card in my possession/sight the entire time.", "Waitstaff do in fact do this. I last had my card info stolen several years ago at a McDonalds drive-thru in Buffalo TX. I knew it was them because it was the only place I used that card that year, and it happened right after. On a separate visit there I also had these employees trying to run one of my other cards and asking my a PIN, which I declined (don't ever do this).\n\nThe main problem is once you start using stolen data to buy goods and services, the merchant bank and the vendors have an incentive to track down who is doing it. Most thieves are pretty stupid and the police usually are able to prosecute these cases.", "This does happen, but less so at restaurants. In Florida there us a huge problem with people hacking gas station pumps and installing card skimmers. Since these are installed in line from the card reader to the board, it copies card and pin data that is unencrypted. But you have to physically return to retrieve the data, either collecting the scimmer or installing one with Bluetooth or wifi connection. You can avoid it by just paying at the cashier, but most people prefer the convenience.", "When I was young and poor, I went out for food and drinks one night and paid with my debit card. Someone used my debit card info the next day to try to buy a MacBook Pro. Was not fun having $3,000 locked up for 30 days when you’re a student living month to month.\n\nI do not recommend paying with a debit card anywhere but the ATM and even then avoid sketchy ones. Make sure you’re not inserting your card into a fake machine reader.", "Moral reasons aside, I imagine it is because the cr", "Have had this happen at a bar. Handed my cr", "Probably because there are cameras in the restaurant. Once the card holder opens a dispute, they'll find out who the culprit is.", "Also, there's the possibility that the card literally has no money in it, so you end up duping yourself in the end.", "So, having been a waiter and a phone operator who has done and gotten away with this in both positions in the past, it really is just kind of a super pain in the ass to take all the precautions to not get caught.\n\nI did my purchases from a used, disconnected device that wasn't mine on a public wifi network and had the items shipped to a for sale house nearby-ish to where a friend lived whose place I was often at. Never saw about half the stuff because you have to ship to weird places to not have your address tied to it in any way and if you miss the shipment for whatever reason you can't really, like.... call and get it redelivered or anything.\n\nAdditionally, you often need the ZIP of the person. Sometimes this is easy enough to guess, but sometimes it just doesn't work also.\n\nAlso, the constant state of not really knowing how and if you could get caught and wondering if you messed up is, frankly, pretty goddam stressful.\n\nIt's absolutely doable, but it's def a bit more work than it seems.\n\nP.S. I'm not really the type to pull this anymore, so sorry if any of you were ever a V*****n W******s customer and your card was used to buy weird sex toys and trading cards by a stranger in another state.", "> Are police really gonna spend a lot of time and money to catch a small time fraudulant waiter?\n\nABSOLUTELY. It's a easy ass slam dunk case normally, it pads your arrest and conviction numbers....you are a VERY desirable target by law enforcement and the justice system...and you're scum for doing it in the first place so it looks great to the public.", "Well to start with, simply stealing a cr", "At first thought your username was Watcher_over_Waiter, which would check out", "Risk vs reward\n\nI work at a job where people give me their cr", "Reminds me of when I was a Maître d' at a resort in Stowe, Vermont. A guy who was my captain left to work at the Trapp Family Lodge as a waiter and was apparently nicking cr", "It's easier at hotels.\n\n1. They have more time alone with the card to get the info, with fewer people around.\n2. They have your home address.\n3. They get a lot of corporate cards, so the fraudulent charges don't get picked up on for several months, if at all.", "I strongly suspect one of the bars I used to frequent in the city I used to live sold CC#s to the mob/scammers. Used to get CC fraud multiple times a year, totally stopped after I moved.", "I still don't get why they need to take my card? Where I live no one is allowed to touch my card? They get the contactless payment device and I swipe my card/phone and that's it.", "You usually have to provide the billing address associated with the cr", "Worked in food n bev for years in my late teens and early 20s. Working a shift one night, 4 local PD and 2 suits came in and spoke to the manager on shift. Few minutes later one of the other waiters was being walked out in cuffs. Never saw him again but we were told he got charged with CC fraud and identity theft for inputting incorrect CC tips. According to the manager, he said he only ever did once and had some excuse about the customers being needy and rude and leaving him a $0.01 tip so he changed it to $10.00. Customers noticed it on their statement and notified the bank, the bank took over from there. So yea, it’s really not worth it. $9.99 probably ruined that dudes life.", "If your going to steal anything steal it from your roomate. Its a civil issue and you cant be charged criminally. Same as if your own spouse stole from you.", "I worked for an online company. Several customer service agents were caught writing down customer cr", "I live in the US and use my cr", "Because all waiters are like Sanji Vinsmoke and live to serve anyone who's hungry regardless of their standing", "See it's easy to get away with it once. Its impossible to get away with it forever. Once you're at 200 it's a felony with serious jail time and repercussions. I'd just pick up an extra shift if I needed money", "More like i cant belive ur allowed to have someone hold ans use ur own card to charge you....i nevee understood that", "I have my cr", "I have been to a few restaurants where they bring the card reader to your table.", "Happened to me only once. Police didn’t care enough to look into it. Spent like $1700 at Home Depot - cops could’ve easily checked which register and at which time and looked at cameras and connected to the restaurant I’d been at, but I got my money back from the cr", "Easy to get, Hard to execute. Very easy to get caught, people do this and get their asses handed to them. Felony is only $1000 and up so you don't have to do much to totally screw yourself in a short amount of time.\n\nAlso- at this point banks are really good about identifying fraudulent charges. The two times I've had my card stolen the bank immediately notified me, refunded them and they caught the people who took it by tracking their purchases. So yeah don't F around with that stuff.", "Because it's easier for them to skim somebody's card and make a little bit of money and then it is to steal somebody's entire identity and get away with it.", "Better UPT would be to capitalize on this by hacking into the router/internet connection or a skimmer of some sort. They’re usually poorly protected in restaurants/food service and if you sit on them long enough, you could amass a pretty large amount of data fairly effortlessly." ]

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[ "if someone needed to complete let's say 100 hours of community service in less than 100 hours, how would they go about doing that? ", "if someone needed to complete let's say 100 hours of community service in less than 100 hours, how would they go about doing that? ", "if someone needed to complete let's say 100 hours of community service in less than 100 hours, how would they go about doing that? ", "if someone needed to complete let's say 100 hours of community service in less than 100 hours, how would they go about doing that? ", "if someone needed to complete let's say 100 hours of community service in less than 100 hours, how would they go about doing that? " ]

[ "So I had to do community service and I went to habitat for humanity and at the end of the first day the supervisor dude was comfortable enough to bribe me. He said a dollar an hour so $40 and I was done. It was awesome", "Normally community service is filled out on a form.\n\nFind a friend who might be able to sign. There are tons of ways to do community service. If you know someone who's part of a church or other group that suffices for the judge to say \"yes that benefited the community\" you'll be solid. Check the laws in your own district or whatnot for specifics about filling out hours on which forms and whatnot. Some judges might accept a form that was made by some rando if it looks solid. \n\nProtip\nMake it look like an old piece of paper when you turn it in.\n\nMaybe the actual place doesn't have to exist? Idk. I've only faked church hours.", "Donate blood, it counts for a few hours even if you only spend like 45 minutes to an hour", "I've heard some charity running events that are virtual this year due to covid. For a donation you complete the run yourself on your own time and report on the honour system and the will approve you for a certain amount of hours. Sign up for a bunch and run just 1 or none and say you did. Collect the hours.", "It depends on how it’s verified, it’s been years since I had to do it but for me it was a piece of paper that needed to be signed. My friend and I got it at the same time and while I did it honestly my friend did it once or twice and forged the signatures for the rest." ]

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[ "What to do with bank accidentally depositing a shit ton of money in my account? ", "What to do with bank accidentally depositing a shit ton of money in my account? ", "What to do with bank accidentally depositing a shit ton of money in my account? ", "What to do with bank accidentally depositing a shit ton of money in my account? " ]

[ "\\[IANAL\\] \nIf I recall correctly, you cannot keep the money and if you spend any you will be expected to make good when the error is resolved. \nWhat I think you CAN do is drop the money in to a savings account \\[with the same Bank - important\\] and the interest earned is yours and cannot be clawed back.", "You call and report it. Moral discussions aside, it's not yours.\n\nPractical consideration: It's illegal. Unreturned money acquired in this fashion is actionable.", "Transfer the money into a different account. The bank will fix the error and you will be in the RED by a lot. Pay the $38 overdraft fee and get the account back in the black within 30 days.", "In the town next to me a couple found a few hundred thousand extra I. Their account and immediately blew it all. I think the bank ended up sueing them or they had to repay everything in full even tho it was the banks error." ]

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[ "How to bypass phone number verification when creating UberEats accounts? ", "How to bypass phone number verification when creating UberEats accounts? " ]

[ "DoorDash will recognize payment methods and deny you the discount if you try to create alt accounts. I'm sure it'd be the same for them...", "if it is just a SMS validation, you can use disposable phone numbers, for example https://receive-smss.com/" ]

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[ "How to get to the top of skyscrapers without looking suspicious. There’s so many skyscrapers where I live and I wanna see the view from up there, but I also don’t want people to think I’m trespassing, so anyone have any tips?", "How to get to the top of skyscrapers without looking suspicious. There’s so many skyscrapers where I live and I wanna see the view from up there, but I also don’t want people to think I’m trespassing, so anyone have any tips?", "How to get to the top of skyscrapers without looking suspicious. There’s so many skyscrapers where I live and I wanna see the view from up there, but I also don’t want people to think I’m trespassing, so anyone have any tips?", "How to get to the top of skyscrapers without looking suspicious. There’s so many skyscrapers where I live and I wanna see the view from up there, but I also don’t want people to think I’m trespassing, so anyone have any tips?" ]

[ "r/ActLikeYouBelong\n\nSeriously. A hardhat and a hi-vis vest will get you just about anywhere.", "Climb it like those Russian dudes that go up there and do pushups and stuff.", "1) find the residential / office entrance\n\n2) ring the intercom and tell you are the pizza guy (close to the lunch/dinner time) or the delivery man in the morning\n\nOR\n\nwait in front well of a secondary entrance well dressed without any camera (wear elegant) waiting for somebody who comes out... When he comes out, try to look for something inside your bag like you are looking for the keys and then say thank you smiling and go inside. If the skyscraper has a guard you can see on intercoms some surname, go inside with a shopping bag, smile and go on. If they ask you something tell that you are a friend of Mr.xxx (a name on intercom)", "I love the idea of getting a good view from a skyscraper, but I’m worried that some of these suggestions might get you in trouble. I might try the route of building up a relationship with the security or manager or even cleaning crew, perhaps? Like bring them donuts every other day for a couple weeks, engage them in conversation and learn about their families. Then, one day, when the sky looks nice out, just be like “man, I’d love to see that view from up there” they might just jump on the opportunity to repay your kindness by escorting you up there. " ]

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[ "An Uber user signed up with my wife's email and she now gets all the receipt records. How can we mess with this person? We can't log into the account because it sends a code to the user's phone. There is a \"tip\" option in the emails that we haven't tried.", "An Uber user signed up with my wife's email and she now gets all the receipt records. How can we mess with this person? We can't log into the account because it sends a code to the user's phone. There is a \"tip\" option in the emails that we haven't tried.", "An Uber user signed up with my wife's email and she now gets all the receipt records. How can we mess with this person? We can't log into the account because it sends a code to the user's phone. There is a \"tip\" option in the emails that we haven't tried.", "An Uber user signed up with my wife's email and she now gets all the receipt records. How can we mess with this person? We can't log into the account because it sends a code to the user's phone. There is a \"tip\" option in the emails that we haven't tried.", "An Uber user signed up with my wife's email and she now gets all the receipt records. How can we mess with this person? We can't log into the account because it sends a code to the user's phone. There is a \"tip\" option in the emails that we haven't tried." ]

[ "Reset the password, if they used her email then the request to reset it will come to her email too. Wait till like a Friday night after they uber somewhere.", "Have you tried going to their house and stealing all of their valuables? Maybe killing their pets?", "If you have their phone number from one of the emails and it shows the address of the location there going send them messages like “I know where you are” and use google earth for an image of the location and send it to them\n\n(However i don’t have Uber so I’m not sure if the emails contain info like that)", "It was probably a mistake. Don't mess with him and just contact Uber support.", "Forgot password, tip hmthier dricers lots. Drivers still get the tios and if they do a dispute with thier banks the driver will atill keep the tio, and uber takes the loss." ]

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[ "Need to gracefully leave my current employer, to whom I forgot to give my 2-weeks' notice ", "Need to gracefully leave my current employer, to whom I forgot to give my 2-weeks' notice ", "Need to gracefully leave my current employer, to whom I forgot to give my 2-weeks' notice ", "Need to gracefully leave my current employer, to whom I forgot to give my 2-weeks' notice " ]

[ "Ask for a bereavement leave then during it let them now that the “loss of a loved one” has made you “realize what matters in life is family”, hence you need to quit to spend more time with family.", "It depends on how much you like these these people. If they’ve been fucking you over I would just give them a few days at the most. It’s a courtesy to give 2 weeks notice, but only if they have been courteous to you.", "Create a handover doc for your successor which clearly explains the remaining steps to finishing the project.\n\nThen on Friday just deadass being some cakes in and say your goodbyes.\n\nBest case, everyone involved just assumes that was the plan. Worst case, they're pissed in the short run but shouldn't hold a grudge since you still laid out the groundwork for them to finish the project.\n\nExtra cr", "I've never given 2 weeks notice. That only lets the employer know to fuck with you extra hard until you leave. They will be ok, even if you just ghost them. No matter where you are, there is someone that wants your old job." ]

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[ "Eat nothing for a week so you look ill and your blood work will be weird. (", "Back in the day my mom was a nurse and (still is) a huge leftie, she would help young men avoid the draft by instructing them to eat *a lot* of black licorice before their army physical. It would shoot their blood pressure up and give them black, tarry stools which is indicative of a GI bleed. Too expensive to train a guy only to send him home. Good luck.", "Asthma, symptoms include wheezing and low lung capacity. If you only take half breaths and show low lung capacity as well as inability to exhale or inhale quickly you may not be conscripted.", "Sleep walking kicked out a guy I went to basic with. So did pissing the bed while sleeping for another guy.", "You could pull a Ted Nugent. Don't shower for days before your physical and take some drugs ....", "If your dad owns a building with a doctor's office in it, you could always try a note for bone spurs... or you can tank the eye and hearing exam", "Also try poor eyesight, just don’t read the bottom few lines even if you can see them", "Get really really fat or skinny. Suicidal/homicidal ideation is also a slam dunk\n\n", "Tell them loud noises give you panic attacks and cause you to pass out. \n\nIf they want to test it, you can put yourself into an actual panic attack by hyperventilating (inhaling rapidly) and if you do that long enough you might also pass out", "Pretty much any chronic issue. Asthma, tendinitis, carpal tunnel, depression.", "Peeing the bed after the age of 12 will keep you from getting into the US army. You might be in a different situation, but it might help.", "Chronic Back Pain, just keep adjusting in your seat and make it look like you can’t find a comfortable seating position until you finally end up sitting half keeled over. Then say you have infrequent muscular spasms in your lower back, they really don’t like that. Also tell them you have a family history of joint/back/heart or lung issues, it is too expensive to train you as well as fix your medical issues.\n\nAlso, add a previous hernia into the mix too, that got my brother denied and he was actually trying to get into the army.", "Depending on the country you live in, you can always pretend to be transgender. \n\nBeing unable to enlist/get drafted is like the only concrete benefit I have thought of since I realized I was trans. You know, besides not wanting to kill myself every day.\n\nAlways look on the bright side of life?", "Take miralax and eat a bunch of beans, IBS most definitely won't be desirable", "A lot of people have given some very good ideas, but if none of them work, then you can just break an arm. \n\nIt would be good if you ask someone with medical expertise to help you, prefrably the non-dominant hand. Then tell the officer that you \"slipped\" on a \"bannana peal\"", "This depends on your country. If you are in Israel, drug use and low motivation to serve are also considered for \"incompatibility\" assessment. But by far the easiest method is to completely flunk the exam and be denied entry on the basis of incompetence. Even people with severe medical conditions can be enlisted to non-combat roles.", "listen to the song \"Draft Dodgers Rag\" by Phil Ochs. it's a step by step how to guide to avoid the draft. Here's the chorus:\n\nSarge, I'm only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen\nAnd I always carry a purse\nI got eyes like a bat, and my feet are flat, and my asthma's getting worse\nYes, think of my career, my sweetheart dear, and my poor old invalid aunt\nBesides, I ain't no fool, I'm a-goin' to school\nAnd I'm working in a DEE-fense plant", "Slip some cocaine/heroin into your urine sample They normally don't take drug addicts into the armed forces. Maybe you can switch urine samples with someone that does use hard drugs so it's easier and theres no powder in the cup.", "It would help if we knew where you lived. Korean conscription rules might be different from Finnish or Israeli, and whatnot.", "Mental health route is better, but if that's not an option then sleep walking, migraines and tremors are also good, because they are virtually untestable. Just learn the symptoms. Also, get your blood pressure wayyy up with coffee/speed or smth. \n\nOne other thing - the institution that does the enlisting has quotas. If they start to put together a new group, the hired doctors will be more inclined to actually let you go, but if they're struggling to get a group together and fill their quota, then they'll take any cripple in. That's the biggest factor I'd say. Learn this stuff, take it seriously. I was a theater actor for years, but I've never had to put on a show like for these assholes there, holy fuck. But persistence endures.", "Tell them you can't wait to join because you've always really wanted to murder someone and can't wait to get started.", "Fail your vision exam. Husband wanted to go into the military but they wouldn't take him because he's blind in one of his eyes.", "A long as it doesn’t result in discharge it’s nobody’s business. Not accepted due to medical reasons. That’s what they put on the papers.", "Mental health should get you out of it if you get put on a 72 hour psych hold claiming you hear voices and see things that other people don't. This would require calling the police saying that someone is following you and threatening to kill you. When they arrive, point at things that aren't visible to anyone but you and talk to the invisible people. React in fear. Mental illness can present at any age. It's not a pretty way but has worked for some people I've known. If you don't do that just shit yourself during the bend over and cough test. Ignore every mid range tone on your hearing test, purposely fail the drug test using [QUININE](https://health.howstuffworks.com/diseases-conditions/cancer/false-positive3.htm). Load up on two liters a day for two weeks then consume 1L a day as maintenance. Good luck.", "I tried to join the army but they suspected I self harmed (I didn't, long story), but they wouldn't let me in cos of that. So if you don't mind some scaring, there's always that option!", "I mean you could always piss yourself just a little during the screening and claim weak bladder control. That would get anyone to send you home from anything.", "Well apparently according to the doctor of Donald J Trump president of the United States bone spurs in your feet will do it.", "Smoke a load of weed, go in stoned. Perhaps after a night or two on stimulants of some kind as well, that way you'll look and feel like utter shit so you wont even have to fake anything. This will ensure you look like death and will also fail any drug tests.", "Shoot heroin. It's supposed to get your body addicted immediately. Then when they ask you why you're shaking, answer truthfully: \"Heroin withdrawal\".", "Recreational drug use, something that hangs out in your system for an extended period. Adamantly deny using drugs after you've been caught too.\nOr you could just show up drunk.", "OCD, I have OCD and can avoid any draft or conscription, I can't join the military even if I wanted to, and I have wanted to ever since I was young, so yeah that could work but depends where you live.", "My, mom (a nurse) told me the story of how my uncle got out the army. Apparently he got to know a nurse(not my mom lol) who told him that the only thing they can‘t prove you’re not suffering from is back pain. On a completely unrelatedly note, my uncle was discharged from the army due to severe back pain.", "I'm trans. In my country, this disqualifies me from joining the military all together. I'm also autistic, which would theoretically disqualify me from combat roles, and I guess it would be much harder to fake anyway, while not guaranteeing 100% success in the case of Asperger's Syndrome.\n\nSo, I'd go with being trans really. Most countries look weird at that.", "I remember reading somewhere that a comedian (Redd Foxx, maybe?) ate a bar of soap to give himself a temporary heart mummer to get out of being drafted.", "I can’t beat the top comment which is epic. But I can list a reason I was able to successfully use.\n\nI got into a really good university abroad and a big scholarship. An opportunity of a lifetime. In my country it was mandatory to go through the military screening process. My test results were too good to let me off the hook. But the recruitment officer gave me a book of exceptions to look to see if I had any of them. One of them was severe hay fever. I legitimately have a super severe case of hay fever. I remember on a test I had 27 of 27. Each spring was misery for me. I remember taking immunotherapy and usually people start at 1:1000 strength (very weak) but I had to start at 1:10000 (10x weaker) because of my severe reactions. \n\nBest of luck!", "Get some normal insulin. Inject it about 2 hours before your physical on an empty stomach. Almost pass out from low blood sugar during your physical.", "Get a temporary face tattoo? Not sure if y'all got restrictions on them, but I'm sure they won't like \"meth head\" 'tattooed' on your forehead 🤷", "Eat poppy seed bagels. [The naturally occurring opioids in poppy seeds give false positive results during the drug test.](https://www.winchesterhospital.org/health-library/article?id=156998)", "Also, why is this not just a regular LPT? \n\nI don't see anything unethical about avoiding wishing to be turned into a murderer against one's will, or having to put up with abuse by some uneducated and underintelligent goon on steroids.", " \nI'm pretty sure heart transplant would work well. That's my plan at least.", "Have you tried bone spurs? It worked for a politician\n\nIn all seriousness, I had depression and was unable to volunteer for the army", "Claim you have bone spurs...it worked for the orange ego.\nOr pull a ted nugent and shit yourself.", "I don't know the country of origin, but I would suggest just doing your time and try to get a supply role. I say this incase you try the top hit option but then the Government looks at your file a couple years down the line.", "You are the worst kind of coward. If you don’t believe in fighting that’s fine. There is not a thing in the world wrong with that! But have the courage to stand up and say it. Have the courage to be a contentious objector instead of a coward who sends someone else to die in his/her place.\n\nAnd just because I’m probably going to get dog-piled, here’s the following: I understand that some countries require military service with no alternative other than prison. Have the courage to go to prison if you will not go to war. It may mean the rest of your life will be difficult, but you will always know that you had the courage to stick to your moral code.", "\n\nSince your a coward, i dont want you endangering other peoples lifes so heres a a few tips: \n\nYou can easily fail hearing tests and eye sight tests. \n\nClaim mental ilness like anxiety or bipolar .. you have pussynitus but that wont get you out of conscription. \n\nReligous grounds might work, jehovahs witnesses can get out of drafts.", "Hmm, maybe just be honest. Conscientious objectors are a thing in most countries I've heard of. I'm not going to encourage lying." ]

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[ "ideas to make very toxic coworker' life and work totally miserable, to the point of make him quit the job. ", "ideas to make very toxic coworker' life and work totally miserable, to the point of make him quit the job. ", "ideas to make very toxic coworker' life and work totally miserable, to the point of make him quit the job. ", "ideas to make very toxic coworker' life and work totally miserable, to the point of make him quit the job. ", "ideas to make very toxic coworker' life and work totally miserable, to the point of make him quit the job. ", "ideas to make very toxic coworker' life and work totally miserable, to the point of make him quit the job. ", "ideas to make very toxic coworker' life and work totally miserable, to the point of make him quit the job. ", "ideas to make very toxic coworker' life and work totally miserable, to the point of make him quit the job. ", "ideas to make very toxic coworker' life and work totally miserable, to the point of make him quit the job. " ]

[ "https://www.etsy.com/listing/705402162/prank-device-that-beeps-for-3-years\n\nThese are good for subtle consistent annoyance", "Cut out his catalytic converter and sell it for scrap\n\nEat his food \n\nsign him up for scientology phone calls.\n\nif he has a corp card, figure out how to get a hold of it and use it to buy electronics and get them shipped to his house.\n\nSpray bear spray in his desk drawers.\n\nSprinkle pubes in his keyboard", "Let me think we did a short obnoxious song on loop , \nOpen mocking via chainsaw noises, animal noises , horrible nicknames, ours use to try to ask where you've been so we took pictures of bodily functions, his phone would go off constantly so we would get equally obnoxious ring tones. Hide his tools put his jackets luch on the crane. Froze him out noone would speak to him days on end. Erased his notes changed his notes. Constantly asking if his tape was calibrated. If in an office lock the key board, tape the mouse, a USB cricket sound effect air horn tape seat. Locktite or super glue locks flat spot wheels.", "If you have his email and number get him signed up for a bunch of spam. 20 small moments of frustration throughout the day is a good place to start.", "Give us the boss phone number and we'll call and let him know that his right hand man is making life a living hell for people and that if the guy doesn't get fired, there's a big lawsuit coming with written time and place of incidents.", "Download child porn on to his work computer and tell the boss. If boss don't give a fuck then call police on both of them.", "The real thing to do is shame him by doing a toilet prank or something so everyone things he's unhygienic or doesn't flush or something.", "Sign them up for job interviews with other jobs, probably bails as soon as they get a better offer somewhere else.", "Get everyone to bully them. Worked for me. \n\nThe bar I was working at hired a new girl and once when we all went out drinking she got me to get gross with her, something i wouldnt do sober. Told everyone at work about it and they all started being passive and cold to the point that she quit a week later" ]

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[ "I asked this on r/askreddit and mostly they said ‘tell the bank so you don’t get in trouble..’ ", "I asked this on r/askreddit and mostly they said ‘tell the bank so you don’t get in trouble..’ ", "I asked this on r/askreddit and mostly they said ‘tell the bank so you don’t get in trouble..’ ", "I asked this on r/askreddit and mostly they said ‘tell the bank so you don’t get in trouble..’ ", "I asked this on r/askreddit and mostly they said ‘tell the bank so you don’t get in trouble..’ ", "I asked this on r/askreddit and mostly they said ‘tell the bank so you don’t get in trouble..’ ", "I asked this on r/askreddit and mostly they said ‘tell the bank so you don’t get in trouble..’ ", "I asked this on r/askreddit and mostly they said ‘tell the bank so you don’t get in trouble..’ " ]

[ "Shell company on caymans, get a few bank accounts in different countries and then you chain wire them. Another shell company.\nIts a lot of work, but for 100m it is worth it. Prepare to go on forever holiday to a non extradition country. \n\nAfterwards you wake up and start working your 12 hrs shift again.", "This will get flagged by a lot of systems so almost impossible to move it unless you have influential \"friends\" or have money like that anyway.", "Buy cryprocurrency and if anyone ask tell them you got scammed with all your money.", "I doubt a bank would make a 9 digit error, but if you only had 3 days to \"use it or lose it\", you would 100% lose it.\n\nYou could wire transfer some of it (5 digits) without much issue, but at this scale it would be heavily scrutinized and they would identify the error.", "High yield account. By the time they realize it you’ll have racked up a lot of interest that you can keep after you return the principle. Bonus points for stalling via the legal system.", "There's been seven figure versions of this in the past. Spending big always ends in tears. \n\nBest outcome for you is to talk to a journalist about it. Then when the bank comes knocking, tell them that XYZ media outlet is interested in covering your story.\n\nYou'll probably get a mid-five figure settlement in exchange for signing an NDA, maybe very low six figures. This is the best you'll get.\n\nRelated: a former workplace made a payroll error in the favour of three employees, one of whom came to me to ask advice. Their weekly salary was paid without the '.' which meant instead of $570 or so, it was $57000. I asked a lawyer (it's good to have two as friends) and they were very clear - the courts would fuck up my colleague's entire life if he tried to withdraw it. The employer said \"yep, we fucked up bad, we'll pay a $500 unconditional after-tax bonus if you return the overpayment\" and I had to advise my colleague that he should take it.\n\nAs bad as it felt. Fuck that workplace.", "Try to earn as much interest as possible. You will likely be able to keep it.", "The bank has the power to “rectify” their error without notice - so you’d have to get the money out promptly. \n\nIf this error was 100% unexpected you’d have a hard time. Large transactions are flagged by the system, most countries have laws requiring this so you’d be asked to prove the source of your income wasn’t illegal. \n\nAlso, my bank account has both a daily and weekly spending limit. I can extend it if I make a request to do so, but I wouldn’t want to be making special requests right after a bank error in my favour - that’s a sure way to draw attention. \n\nIf you could prepare, you could set it up like a real estate transaction or something. You’d need some help but for $100M you could definitely buy some. Then when the money hits your account you process the “sale” and the other end of the transaction is in the Cayman Islands or something without limits. (I’d suggest Monero but that kind of buy would mess with prices pretty badly and I dunno if you’d come out ahead.) \n\nFew things to work out here but that’s my idea" ]

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[ "What to do if roommate won’t pay electric bill (and expects you to pay your bills on time) and fucks with your shit? ", "What to do if roommate won’t pay electric bill (and expects you to pay your bills on time) and fucks with your shit? ", "What to do if roommate won’t pay electric bill (and expects you to pay your bills on time) and fucks with your shit? ", "What to do if roommate won’t pay electric bill (and expects you to pay your bills on time) and fucks with your shit? ", "What to do if roommate won’t pay electric bill (and expects you to pay your bills on time) and fucks with your shit? " ]

[ "Allow the electricity to be cutoff (or simulate one with the breaker box) but offer to take care of it if they Venmo you their portion.", "Ass pennies. Start putting things in your butt. Then when they use them you look at them with smug satisfaction. After a while they will start to get creeped out and then they will leave in their own.", "Turn off every single plug with their stuff in religiously, I mean make it your life's purpose. when confronted tell them electricity isn't free or blame a 'ghost' if you're not confrontational. \nThey'll get the message.", "If it’s you on the lease only then “raise the rent” to include utilities.", "It depends, tbh.\n\nIf you have a lease that place along with them, find a different place to stay, and stop paying rent. The trick is to be proactive. Either they get evicted or they have to pay rent to stay.\n\nIf you don’t wanna go that route, try introducing fart spray or something horrible smelling in their ac vents. Your electricity bill won’t get paid but they’ll be inconvenienced." ]

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[ "An unrecognised number texted me with my real name, soliciting sexual acts for cash. I want to find out who it is. ", "An unrecognised number texted me with my real name, soliciting sexual acts for cash. I want to find out who it is. ", "An unrecognised number texted me with my real name, soliciting sexual acts for cash. I want to find out who it is. ", "An unrecognised number texted me with my real name, soliciting sexual acts for cash. I want to find out who it is. ", "An unrecognised number texted me with my real name, soliciting sexual acts for cash. I want to find out who it is. ", "An unrecognised number texted me with my real name, soliciting sexual acts for cash. I want to find out who it is. ", "An unrecognised number texted me with my real name, soliciting sexual acts for cash. I want to find out who it is. ", "An unrecognised number texted me with my real name, soliciting sexual acts for cash. I want to find out who it is. ", "An unrecognised number texted me with my real name, soliciting sexual acts for cash. I want to find out who it is. ", "An unrecognised number texted me with my real name, soliciting sexual acts for cash. I want to find out who it is. ", "An unrecognised number texted me with my real name, soliciting sexual acts for cash. I want to find out who it is. ", "An unrecognised number texted me with my real name, soliciting sexual acts for cash. I want to find out who it is. ", "An unrecognised number texted me with my real name, soliciting sexual acts for cash. I want to find out who it is. ", "An unrecognised number texted me with my real name, soliciting sexual acts for cash. I want to find out who it is. ", "An unrecognised number texted me with my real name, soliciting sexual acts for cash. I want to find out who it is. ", "An unrecognised number texted me with my real name, soliciting sexual acts for cash. I want to find out who it is. " ]

[ "Pretty sure this is how you get murdered and end up on a crappy true crime documentary on neflix.", "Could just say sure meet me and then you would find out who it is lol unless it's friends playing a prank on you or something, but depends on the type of friends you have.", "Tell them \"umm im not who you're looking for but I'd do the same for (lower amount). btw I'm a gay dude so hope you don't mind sucking me off back ;) also I've hep c and dormant syph so if youve got em too I'd be down to ditch the rubber, king 👑♥️\"", "Aren't you aware that almost every major corporation has had a major data leak by now? Almost every major company from insurance companies (Anthem), to Facebook, to US Government agencies have leaked your data.\n\nThere's literally no telling where they got it from.", "Sounds like you pissed someone off and its a \"prank\". My exwife was dating a new guy and his psycho ex gf got ahold of and gave out her number. She recieved a phone call very similar to this.", "You likely already know...\n\nAlternately, pay some goon $300 to beat his ass and agree to meetup \"for fun ;)\". Have him go to said goons address or motel room, bring popcorn and enjoy...", "You can search by phone number in Facebook, might be how they got your name and number in the first place.", "This websight might help *info is dated, tried it on my own number and it was years behind on address but it at least gives a name*\n\nhttps://www.usphonebook.com/\n\n\nYou might also want to check this Websight after. \nhttps://haveibeenpwned.com/", "This is scary not a challenge for you to get back at someone. It could be from someone wanting to either kill you or insult you but it’s definitely someone who you are better off never meeting or knowing imo.", "Sounds weird, but I know some gay guys at my old school used to hit up straight guys saying they would pay them $50 to suck them off. I think it might be like a weird fetish to suck off straight guys, or maybe they have a hard time finding hookups. Who knows.", "Have them send you money first through venmo... might have a name attached", "I would do the following:\n\nAnswer to the text that you must meet and nothing more, then when you meet him just ask (if you don't know the guy) why he's using your private info for his sexual arousal and argue with him. Make sure to cought the whole scene on camera.", "Fuck, I'm sorry that you are in this situation. Men are idiots. Just know that not all people are bad.", "It’s probably a burner, you could try to get him to describe himself and send you picture.\nI wouldn’t mess with them they seemed pretty polite although it’s a bit weird and tb completely honest I would ask for more money and just do it lol", "Don’t a lot of companies and people have our real names by now? What’s the concern?", "Consider it a compliment and move on. Sheesh. There is no need to \"mess with them\". Imagine all the women you have and will proposition \"messing with you\" for asking. Live and let live is a good motto." ]

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[ "Would my company know if I do something else besides working remotely thru Wifi networks? ", "Would my company know if I do something else besides working remotely thru Wifi networks? " ]

[ "since that you are connected to their wi-fi, yes, they can see which site are you visiting. since that there is encryption on HTTPS website, they can’t see what you are doing except when you switch to others page of the website (if the website is HTTP it works a bit different since that there is no encryption but in 2022 is hard that a website does not have SSL enabled)", "Via the free WiFi they provide, I would very much doubt it, but do you need to sign into a vpn to access your work, if so anything you do which connect to the vpn is monitored" ]

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[ "Need to forge marks on Midterms in college, need help making believable edits on a seemingly untampered college webpage. ", "Need to forge marks on Midterms in college, need help making believable edits on a seemingly untampered college webpage. " ]

[ "Use chrome, right click anywhere on the page and click inspect. A column will show up on the right of your screen. Click on the part of the webpage (ie: your grades) you want to change and the column on the right will show you the html code. Change the grade on the right, continue ", "maybe SLPT: \n\n1. right click on your marks page -> save page as...\n \n2. " ]

[ 15, 2 ]

[ "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? 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How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n", "How can I pass my 2.5 year old as a child under 2 so I don't have to buy an extra airplane ticket? I'm taking a trip at the end of the July and I know that if your child is under 2 years old, they don't require you to purchase a ticket for them, they can sit in your lap. How can I get away with not buying a ticket by claiming my child isn't 2 yet? Does TSA and the airlines require proof of her age, like a birth certificate or something? Or can I just say she is under 2 and it not be questioned?\n\n" ]

[ "I flew Alaskan Airlines with a 6 month old and they required a birth certificate, even though I was like \"this baby can't really hold up her head, she is clearly not over 2 years old\"", "With my airline, not delta or JetBlue, the gate agents reserve the right to verify a lap baby’s age. They usually only do it if a child obviously looks 2 or older. I’ve seen a few people missing their flights for this very reason.", "I don't recommend it. I've heard of parents getting caught and the consequences are anywhere from just having to buy a ticket (which same day can be EXPENSIVE) to the airline not letting anyone fly due to fraud. I understand it sucks, but tread carefully with this.", "See if they have a senior price and say she has the Benjamin Button thing", "If there’s severe turbulence and your kid is in your lap, he or she will be slammed head first into the ceiling of the aircraft. It’s not about the greedy airline and the money. Do it for yourself.", "Falsifying a birth certificate is about the only way and it'll get you screwed 900x worse", "On behalf of the person sitting next to you while you try and wrangle a large squirming toddler on your lap for three hours, can I start screaming now??", "I had to show my nephew's birth certificate when I checked in. Wasn't TSA, it was the airline.", "Please don’t do this. Please. Flying with a toddler on your lap the whole time sucks. And you cannot put them down. I had to sit next to a parent who did this (she was in the middle seat, I had the window) and it was torture. When a toddler has a seat, they have to sit there with their seatbelt on. When they’re a lap child, they don’t get a seatbelt. What are you going to do if there’s a snack/drink service? You can’t put your tray table down with a lap child. You can’t hold your drink if you’re holding the kid.", "simply write “I am 2” in green crayon on a piece of paper with a 20 inside", "Dude, please don’t do this. It’s unsafe for your child, incredibly rude to the passenger(s) directly next to you, and you won’t be able to eat/drink because of the toddler in your lap.\n\nSevere turbulence will send an unsecured toddler flying around the cabin like one of those 25 cent bouncy balls.", "Just dress the baby up like a 1 year old with a bib on. Make sure you smear some orange color baby food on it for effect 😋. Put a hat on them to cover the face better. \n\nTell your child ahead of time and make a plan. I'd personally go with \"If you shut yet yapper for ten minutes I'll give you a piñatas 🪅worth of fucking candy. 🍬 Who says you can't bargain with a baby?", "I am working in the aviation industry and can advise you to don’t plan anything and pay for the child ticket. \nJust remember you are not the first one doing this so the people at the airport are used to these tricks because they WILL get you and if they call the airport police you can get in trouble.", "But why would you want to do this to yourself? Trying to manage a toddler in my lap, for hours, in a cramped airline seat… that sounds like hell.", "Just carry around a \"1\" balloon and say you just celebrated the babys bday", "Even for kids <2, the safest place for them is in a car seat. Not on your lap. \n\nHaving a 2.5 year old kid on your lap is just irresponsible, even if you think you have arms of steel.\n\nWhere do you think the kid is ending up if the plane suddenly drops in turbulence?\n\nWhat's going to end up between you and the seat ahead of you in an emergency?\n\nPay up, and give your kid the opportunity to take a second plane trip.", "Don't be that asshole with a giant kid on your lap making the person next to you suffer the whole flight, just buy the little fucker a ticket.", "dress her up with afterbirth fluid looking stuff and tape a cord to her belly button and be like look she was literally just borned", "JetBlue didn't give a fuck about the 3 year old that was basically sitting on MY lap so you're probably fine.\n\nDon't do that to someone.", "Shave his head and eyebrows and stuff him in a onesie. Then slather his upper lip in rubber cement so they just want to next the snotty little urchin.", "Hi. Its a size weight thing scientifically. \n\nLike kids sit on laps for free cause they're small and don't weight much in an accident ( parent can keep a hold of them) \n\nBut if the larger the kid, the more extreme their potential weight in an accident situation. (Conservation of energy) if the plane jerks, you won't be able to hold onto the kid and it goes where physics takes it \n\n\nSo. Maybe just get the kid a seat. \n\nCause. \nDude. \n\nSaftey of the kid is worth it? No? \n\nDon't cheat systems that has your child's safety at its core. \n\n\nOr just ask the airline. \nPost covid they might give him a discount and yet those wing clips. \n\n\nOn mobile. \n\n\nBe safe", "You want your child to present as small as possible, so starve and dehydrate them before the trip. Restricting food for four days, then nothing the day before, and no liquids past noon the previous day, and I think you'll trot out a very credible under-two year old. That will also keep them from showing off those budding language skills, so bonus.", "I have never been asked to show a birth certificate when flying with a child under 2, but have always been told that the airline has the right to ask for it. You probably could get away with claiming a different date of birth and never be asked as long as the kid looks like they could still be under two. If they do ask for a birth certificate you are likely screwed though.", "The law is there to protect the safety of your fucking child. Don't be selfish and let your child wear a seat belt.", "My son is huge and we did it until about 2.5. Coulda gone longer but it’s more of a pain to have a child on your lap that long then it is to just pay the money.", "Wouldn’t the child’s age be on their passport? You’ll be found out, just get the extra ticket.", "No real advice, sorry. Just think it’s hilarious that this seemingly innocuous scheme is receiving more morality and ‘do the right thing’ comments than half the other deceitful, morally bankrupt, and sometimes illegal shit that comes out of this sub", "It depends on your child’s size. Most airlines will probably take your word for it unless the kid is clearly too big and mature to easily fit on your lap. I just did a trip with my 3 year old in his own seat and my 1.5 year old on my lap, but both of them are bigger and heavier than average (as am I). With today’s sardine-size economy seats, it made a 4-hour flight feel like 8. TSA doesn’t require IDs for minors, as long as they’re accompanied by adults with IDs.", "How about no? Folks on airplanes don't want to have bayyyyyyyybies or young children near them in that situation. If you are subjecting fine upstanding humans to your spawn, you should have to pay for that privilege.", "buy a goddamn seat for your screaming baby so some poor bastard doesn't have to sit next to you\n\nonly assholes take toddlers on planes.", "What the fuck has this sub become? Anyone who says this is wrong should tick off to life pro tips and leave the unethical shit to us.", "The trick, is you have to convince your CHILD to LIE in order to cover up the SIMPLEST check.\n\nBecause no KID would EVER voluntarily try to say they were younger to an adult. :D", "Please just don't. You people always do this shit and you always end up sitting next to me and your kid is always a nightmare. Just don't. Or at least fly Southwest with the rest of the degenerates.", "Birthdates are required to fly in the USA. Lying and getting caught to save money could land you on the no fly list. \n\nBecause if you would lie about anything related to air travel requirements you are a risk.", "Work for an airline.\nAny time a child looks over 2 and is booked as 'lap-held infant' the flight crew will ask and verify.\n\nYou have a better chance at having your 'extra' overweight bag fee(s) waived .... if you know what I mean.", "Hopefully you have a large (extended) family, maybe you can borrow a relative's child's birth certificate if there under 2 and same sex.", "Don’t bring the child . Simple. I absolutely hate people who bring kids on plains lmao now you’re disrupting everyone else because it’s obvious at some point during the flight your kids going to end up crying", "We flew with a 9-month old that was barely walking, and Southwest required a birth certificate (copy was okay). TSA isn't the one who will do the verifying--you'll most likely hit a snag when it's time to board.", "The bone structure of children after 24 months starts to stiffens more compared to kids who are younger, your 30 month old kid has some soft bones where they grow and harder bones at the center which makes it perfect for fractures in case of turbulence and your child will get more injured while on your lap than in a seat. So please head my advice and just pay for the seat.", "Doesn't look like you're getting the response you're looking for. \n\nAs long as your airline of choice doesn't require a birth certificate for the child, you pretty much just need to tell them that the kid is almost 2. Then teach your kid to respond, \"1\" when someone asks their age. I have a friend who pulled this off several times until his daughter was 3. When checking his bags and printing boarding passes, the rep would always ask the kids their age before even asking the parent. His daughter finally responded \"3\" one time, and they made my friend just but another ticket.\n\nNot saying this is full proof, but it had worked several times for my friend, until it didn't.", "Whether you have a child under 2 or over, you're still required to have a ticket for your child (even though under 2 you don't pay for). People don't get on planes without tickets. And you have to verify identification, including DOB, at the airport. This is not something you can fudge. Just don't do it. You can and will be denied boarding (or worse, get arrested) if you are trying to commit fraud. It's taken very seriously. \nSource: am flight attendant. I'm looking out for you here. This is truly something that you don't want to do. It's not worth it.", "Though I personally couldn't do this, it would have helped on occasion. My youngest child was already 13 pounds at birth and looked months older than he really was (our family tends to be tall.) I'd had gate agents ask me about his age each time we traveled, and I kept a copy of his certificate with me. Seriously, most people can't discern the age of a baby at all, especially if you dress them older than what they look and because of their size.", "Technically they say the child needs to 2 or younger. Since the child isn't 3 yet you should be ok.", "Pay for the extra ticket. If you can’t afford a ticket for your crotch goblin, then don’t travel.", "Get outta here. Putting a 2.5-year-old on a flight with other people is unethical enough.", "Dumb idea especially after posting about intent to do this, and including a time frame. Come on.", "Done this before on domestic Australian flights years ago. Bring a pram, and if they look under 2, and if you're polite and friendly, the staff will bend over backwards to help and they don't care if your child's technically old enough to pay for a seat.", "You could probably get away with it on domestic flights, but not internationally due to passports.", "Stop being a cheapskate and buy the damn ticket. For yourself, for your child and for the sake of those seated around you.", "Note that children sitting on your lap are not protected by the belt. It's just to prevent them from flying through the room.", "Must you really travel with a toddler? They hate it as so 98% of the other passengers. Much easier for grandma to zoom or they come to you !", "I fly for a living and have never seen anyone get away with this. I've had multiple convos about people missing flights because they didn't know they needed to bring some sort of proof of age if holding them but they look like they are older than a few months. It's a safety thing. \n\nJust try and check them in at baggage Intake? Mail your baby to your destination? Buy a new one? You've got options", "Have you considered what would happen if there were an injury or incident involving the kid? And what the airline might do regarding litigation and payout or prosecution after they find out the kids age? How about doing the right thing and purchasing a ticket? Less stress about missing your flight, morally decent, etc.", "Grow up and buy a ticket for your kid.\n\nIt’s dangerous and rude to try and have them on your lap.", "Don't do this.\n\nIn the history of commercial aviation, turbulence has never brought down an aircraft.\n\nIt can and does, however, kill people who aren't properly buckled in. Most of those are infants who are on their parents' laps.\n\nBuying a plane ticket is much cheaper that paying for a funeral for your toddler.", "Actual LPT: Don't have kids and you can travel whenever you want without having to pay extra or without ruining everyone else's time.", "You can’t. Airlines don’t play around with that shit. Youd have to take your child into the plane that way and hope to get extremely lucky that one of the employees is feeling negligent. If not, then there goes your trip. No refunds, no accommodations.", "When my wife and I traveled with our young ones we always had to show a Birth Certificate. Sometimes you got to bite the bullet and pay the man.", "We just flew United from Texas to LA. \nHusband and kids (5 & 3) just checked in online and walked in through TSA Precheck, although they had their own plane tickets. Not once did they have to prove their age with someone. Gate agents aren’t touching anything from passengers, either, so you just scan your ticket and walk in. \nPreviously, when kids were under 2, we never brought their passports/birth certificate on domestic flights. \nMight be a gamble because I’m sure that that’s up to each agents discretion.", "Um... they will check the kid's age against official documentation... so you'd need a fake copy of the birth cert to accomplish this...", "The answer is an immunization record. Ask your child’s clinic for one. They have your child’s name and date of birth, look official, and are either just a photocopy or printed out from the electronic record. So easy to alter and photocopy with a new dob. And you aren’t forging a government document.", "Stop feeding it 3 months before your intended trip. Should be small enough to pass for 6 months younger.", "Since it's unethical pro tips, I suggest to send the child per mail and fly alone. That would even be a nice gesture towards the other passengers.", "Say you still don’t have ID for child and applied for birth certificate but due to COVID there are massive processing delays. Make kid wear a recently dirty bib and carry/hold kid most of time while at gate area.", "Please don’t fly with a 2 and a half year old. It’s the worst age for you and everyone on that plane to cope with that shit", "People rarely check a kid's age for domestic flights in the US (supposedly SWA does). You will likely be fine. It is obviously easier if your kid is smaller.\n\nHere is what the pointsguy says about it\n\n[https://thepointsguy.com/guide/identification-lap-infant-airlines/#:\\~:text=In%20the%20United%20States%2C%20nine,flying%20with%20a%20lap%20infant.&text=It%20is%20Southwest's%20policy%20to,an%20appropriate%20age%2Dverification%20document](https://thepointsguy.com/guide/identification-lap-infant-airlines/#:~:text=In%20the%20United%20States%2C%20nine,flying%20with%20a%20lap%20infant.&text=It%20is%20Southwest's%20policy%20to,an%20appropriate%20age%2Dverification%20document).", "Or just pay for the ticket. A child is a dedicated responsibility, not an additional carry on bag.", "Looks like you have lots of responses but I flew with my infant daughter like six times before she was 3. This is legitimately 100% up to the ticketing agent from my experience. We actually lost a copy of my daughters birth certificate one time when she was 1 and they still let us take her on after I spoke with the supervisor. As many have said, there are definitely laws and they're adherence is totally on the airline to properly enforce.", "Just FedEx the kid to your destination a couple days in advance and pick them up when you get there. Way cheaper than a plane ticket. Just poke a few air holes in the box first.", "If you decide to just get the ticket you might need an airplane approved car seat. Just fyi", "I've missed a flight because a selfish woman had her son on her lap and he was older than 2. They were shouting, fighting and treatening to take her off the plane. The kid was crying because he noticed there was something really wrong. Thanks, selfish b*", "I was boarding a flight once with a lady with a 4 year old, a 2 year old and a baby and 2 tickets. I guess the plan was the 2 year old was going to sit on the 4 year olds lap.\n\nThankfully the airline worker in check in had the good sense to her home. Imagine sitting next to that?", "I travel for work. I have lots of experience flying. I have kids now 4 and 3. They both flew as lap for infants until they were 3. Never had a problem. And most of the time it was very chill. Never had anyone ask for birth certificates. Defenitly worth the 1000s saved. I only fly delta btw.", "How about you care more about the safety of your child instead of the size of your bank account.", "Honestly just do it because I’d love to see a TIFU about getting banned from an airline for trying to have a human on your lap during a long ass flight. Cheap as hell.", "Don’t know if it helps but I travel with my kids quite frequently (currently 14yrs, 10yrs, & 7yrs), and have been ever since the first one was born. I’ve never been asked for a birth certificate or proof of age for any of them at any time. Agent at baggage check and TSA regularly ask them to say who they are (say their name) but that’s it.", "Don't try this, you'll get caught and have to buy 3 tickets for another flight and no, you won't get a refund. Think you're the first to try this, no. They get people trying this every week. Sometimes every day.", "Don't risk it. You'll have to show your babys ID and if you aren't willing to forge that (commiting a crime) you'll get caught for sure", "Do you know what lap children are called by flight crews? Meat missiles. Just buckle them up.", "Birth certificate + scanner + photoshop + color laser printer at FedEx Office = your child **self identifies as 20 months**", "As someone with two young children, why the fuck would you want a squirming two year old on your lap? It's worth the money just to give them their own seat and hand them an iPad.", "A lot of airlines require birth certificates for children anyhow, it's a verification that the child is actually yours.\n\nAlso, of all things to Fuck with, federal regulations should be your automatic \"no go\" zone.\n\nJust don't.", "just pay the cost of the ticket, 1/2 year is a long time at that age and you’ll probably get caught", "Whilst I agree with everyone else that you should just buy the extra ticket, I guess I do have an ULPT that I'm pretty sure is ILPT and SLPT.\n\nBig dose of sleeping meds to keep the child knocked out and quiet, then a big diaper, and roll in with a stroller for the child.", "We paid extra, so we'd have a seat for him. No ticket, li'l fucker sits in our laps. Fuck that!", "We flew maybe 6-8 times (twice internationally) with my daughter as a lap child when she was still under two. We were never asked to verify her age, but that's just my experience.", "Please no. I sat next to someone who’s done this and the child tried climbing all over me and just being noisy and fidgety the whole flight. I was polite but pretty upset since it was a full flight and I couldn’t move. Please don’t be that asshole and pay for a seat", "My twins just turned 2. We fly with them often. When they were 17 days old, Southwest almost wouldn’t let us on the plane without their birth certificates (neither was even 6 lbs) - thankfully I had scanned them to add them to our health insurance and they took the digital copies. We are on a trip right now and had to buy them tickets. \n\nThat being said, they only require a copy so if you’re good with ", "Just get an emotional support animal jacket like other entitled pet owners.", "J/W do they normally require birth certificates for children so young? I can imagine it’s to prevent kidnapping and to somehow prove you’re the parent or related.", "Hormone blockers are all the rage with moralphobic Darwin Award candidates.\n\nIt's unethical and unrecommended.", "Eeeks . Honestly if you can’t afford or not willing to pay the price they have fairly set for everyone , then maybe you shouldn’t be taking a trip. No one likes to be screwed of their money even they big people. And if you plan on justifying this behavior by saying well I shouldn’t have to pay more for my child being a few months then maybe you should step back and reevaluate yourself. I don’t mean to be mean. But truth is TREAT EVERYONE LIKE YOU WANT TREATED. And I’m sure you wouldn’t want someone trying to scam you of your money . SMH", "Do you know any actual 2 year olds? Just buy the ticket under their name, and travel as them. \n\nI don’t know how strict they are where you are, but ive flown under another adult’s name before (couldn’t be bothered changing names on the tickets), so a kid shouldn’t be hard to swap.", "Cut your child in half. You will then have two 1.25 year-old children whom can fly for free.", "Because of human trafficking there is no way they are going to let a child, especially one that cannot speak, onto an airplane without some kind of identification.", "As a passenger please don’t do this. I had a mom next to me with her kid in her lap and it was torture. I just had my headphones and hood on the whole time trying to block out the noise and fidgeting.", "Honestly, it can't be *that* hard to forge a date on an obvious black and white *copy* of a birth certificate, can it? It seems like even the most rudimentary Photoshop/GIMP/MS Paint skillz would work.", "Get to the gate and if they confront you claim you are seeking asylum from an oppressive country or that there are armed pursuers in the airport. Maybe start screaming at them like a fucking Karen or just put hour head down and make a linebacker run through the gate. Teach the little fuck to say \"I'm still one!\" Give it heavy tranquilizers and make it wear an animal costume. Put it in a carry on bag. Jusus, this shit is easy.", "They check the child's passport so you'd have to forge fake ID. Wouldn't recommend it tbh. I mean this is airplane traffic we're talking about, not some local 15min boat ride." ]

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[ "what's a good lie to get me out of participating in an important golf activity with executives because they basically golf for a living and I can barely putt-putt? ", "what's a good lie to get me out of participating in an important golf activity with executives because they basically golf for a living and I can barely putt-putt? ", "what's a good lie to get me out of participating in an important golf activity with executives because they basically golf for a living and I can barely putt-putt? ", "what's a good lie to get me out of participating in an important golf activity with executives because they basically golf for a living and I can barely putt-putt? ", "what's a good lie to get me out of participating in an important golf activity with executives because they basically golf for a living and I can barely putt-putt? ", "what's a good lie to get me out of participating in an important golf activity with executives because they basically golf for a living and I can barely putt-putt? ", "what's a good lie to get me out of participating in an important golf activity with executives because they basically golf for a living and I can barely putt-putt? ", "what's a good lie to get me out of participating in an important golf activity with executives because they basically golf for a living and I can barely putt-putt? ", "what's a good lie to get me out of participating in an important golf activity with executives because they basically golf for a living and I can barely putt-putt? ", "what's a good lie to get me out of participating in an important golf activity with executives because they basically golf for a living and I can barely putt-putt? ", "what's a good lie to get me out of participating in an important golf activity with executives because they basically golf for a living and I can barely putt-putt? ", "what's a good lie to get me out of participating in an important golf activity with executives because they basically golf for a living and I can barely putt-putt? ", "what's a good lie to get me out of participating in an important golf activity with executives because they basically golf for a living and I can barely putt-putt? ", "what's a good lie to get me out of participating in an important golf activity with executives because they basically golf for a living and I can barely putt-putt? ", "what's a good lie to get me out of participating in an important golf activity with executives because they basically golf for a living and I can barely putt-putt? ", "what's a good lie to get me out of participating in an important golf activity with executives because they basically golf for a living and I can barely putt-putt? ", "what's a good lie to get me out of participating in an important golf activity with executives because they basically golf for a living and I can barely putt-putt? ", "what's a good lie to get me out of participating in an important golf activity with executives because they basically golf for a living and I can barely putt-putt? ", "what's a good lie to get me out of participating in an important golf activity with executives because they basically golf for a living and I can barely putt-putt? ", "what's a good lie to get me out of participating in an important golf activity with executives because they basically golf for a living and I can barely putt-putt? ", "what's a good lie to get me out of participating in an important golf activity with executives because they basically golf for a living and I can barely putt-putt? " ]

[ "Tennis elbow. Very similar to golf elbow. You don't have to fake limp or anything. And you can get tennis elbow from anything. I got it from using a paint roller on my ceiling for 6 hours.", "A few months ago I somehow injured my wrist. I don't know how and it started feeling better before the specialists got back to me to schedule an appointment. Tell them you were walking a big dog that pulled on the leash and your wrist was sore and swollen the next day. Show up with a wrist brace, tell them the X-ray didn't show anything and you got referred to a specialist but haven't heard from them about an appointment yet. Wear the brace for a couple weeks and tell them it's all healed up and that you never were able to get to an orthopedist to find out exactly what was wrong.", "Every-time I have a team event at Top Golf, I just sit at the back of the table and tell everyone I don’t feel like playing. No one cares, probably be paid they get more rounds if I sit out.", "Your best move for professional advancement is to tell them you’ve never played and would appreciate some pointers and instruction. They become personally invested with your growth on the course and likely off it (professionally). If you hit even one remotely good shot they will celebrate the shit out of you and give you an opportunity to be gracious and thank them for being excellent mentors. Just don’t throw any tantrums. \n\nNobody gives a shit if you’re good at golf, but they do respect employees who aren’t afraid to admit they don’t know something, show a willingness to learn, and demonstrate gratitude.", "Go to the drugstore and get a wrist brace. You sprained your wrist. Doctor says no golf swings. You're super disappointed.", "Meds, tell them you are on allergy meds and they make you dizzy. For their safety you should sit this one out.", "Tell them you just went to the chiropractor to have your lower back and neck set. Chiropractor says no golfing or other twisting of your back for a couple weeks, but that you're fine to do basic activities like walk/run etc.\n\nThis requires no drugs (yay, still can have beer), no acting an injury, would be completely unnoticeable in a business setting, is low suspicion, and is a completely reasonable excuse for not repeating a jerked twisting motion.\n\nHell, you don't even have to have a reason to go to the chiropractor except for preference to keep your back in line (helps you avoid migraines, *obviously* etc). Also doesn't demean your physical self in that you can do other non-twisting physical activities, so the dummies won't even think you're physically weak or not down to participate with the boys.", "My brother hit me with a driver in the shin on the second tee of a 9 hole golf course, it put a nickel sized hole in my leg, my pant leg was literally dripping blood, I kept playing until the 5th hole when I threw up and passed out. That didn’t impress anybody, and a pulled muscle definitely isn’t going to either. \n\nI would just tell them you don’t feel like playing, but you’ll drive the cart. Shows you’re a team player and not full of shit, which they would undoubtedly come to find out sooner or later.", "Rotator cuff or labrum. Usually a throwing injury (could be from a long time ago). Tennis elbow or golfers elbow (from what you'd guess). None of these would have to fake the symptoms because they are more during or after activities. Look up the symptoms to the one you want to go with before going so you know where it hurts and how it happened as there is a decent chance someone in a group of regular golfers will have had those.", "For $5, I'll send you a text that your Uncle Phillip is in the hospital, and you need to get here as soon as possible.", "Slipped disk in your back that is pinching a nerve. Just walk around like you literally have a stick up your butt. It is easy to fake it and is impossible to prove or disprove. Simply rotate your whole body when you turn to talk to someone; don't twist your torso. That's it. Then, hope it never actually happens to you because it can be incredibly painful and debilitating.", "Real life pro tip: Play the game, own that you suck, have fun. Don't be scared to laugh at yourself", "Might be time to invest in a few lessons. I mean if it's such an important part of your job, you might want to stop avoiding it, and start kicking some ass.\n\nGood luck", "Just wear a wrist brace and if anyone asks what happened tell them it’s an embarrassing story that involves a banana peel.", "They’ll probably call you out or make jokes on any minor “injury” unless you really commit to it. But it’ll be hard to convince them that you’re all better for your presentation without them being suspicious. With that said, the easiest injury to fake would be a pulled back. Just walk gingerly while at top golf, tell them you just took some advil and hoping the alcohol will help with the pain. Then in a few days, say you got a massage and feel much better. Back muscle spasms can be painful but go away within a few days with proper rest and treatment.", "I usually say I don’t like golf but I enjoy drinking. The less people playing is a good thing for everyone there.", "Aim for the nuts of every man there. And when you make contact call a Mulligan and try again.", "Speaking as a golfer, I promise you we don’t care about topgolf! It’s not viewed as the same frame as actual golf, everyone is there to have fun, regardless of the skill level. Just don’t overthink it and have a good time.", "Show up. Hang out like 20 minutes. Leave. They are not gonna notice...or care.", "Here's the real PRO TIP: Just tell them you're shitty at golf, then be shit at golf and good at socializing.", "Top Golf is made to be fun, don't take yourself so seriously and go have a laugh. It's not like you were getting on the course for 18 holes. You can go crazy and have lots of fun at TG" ]

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[ "\"This Mac has been locked by your organization\" -- is there any way to get past Apple DEP? ", "\"This Mac has been locked by your organization\" -- is there any way to get past Apple DEP? ", "\"This Mac has been locked by your organization\" -- is there any way to get past Apple DEP? ", "\"This Mac has been locked by your organization\" -- is there any way to get past Apple DEP? " ]

[ "https://www.reddit.com/r/macsysadmin/comments/ke43yb/what_to_do_with_stolen_macbook_with_dep_serial/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button", "Just a word of caution, your company likely has a valid IP claim on any content you created using their hardware and SW licenses.", "Buy a new EFI - Bios chip ($50 ebay) and install.\nTHEN restart. Should be good as new! 👍\n\n- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-AC-Tv6EzbU", "AFAIK, no. The device is under Apple’s DEP and the sysadmin has to release it from ABM to remove the lock.\n\nSource: Am MDM sysadmin and manage DEP mobile devices" ]

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[ "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? ", "How to tell a sales company that you're not going to be strong armed on a decision professionally? " ]

[ "The best way to combat that is to be unphased by the threat. \"Okay thanks for the heads up! I'll call you when I've made my decision\".", "Definitely a sales tactic. Thank him for letting you know about the situation and politely tell him that you’ll be willing to pay the originally agreed-upon price when you decide to buy, and that if they’re unable to meet it at that time you will look to buy elsewhere", "100% a sales tactic, and one we experienced when we ordered solar recently.\n\nWe just said “thanks for letting us know - when we’re ready to order we’ll be in touch and if your increased prices rule you out, we’ll let you know”.\n\nSurprise surprise, they were not more expensive when we ordered a few weeks later. Cheaper, in fact.", "I'm a VP at my solar company and that rep isn't wrong when he says prices can change overnight. Interest rates have been going up and we are literally powerless whenever our financiers decide to raise the fees included with borrowing money. Also, supply chain issues are a real thing and just last week a large panel manufacturer went out of business, now all our deals with that panel will need to be changed.\n\nI let everyone I speak to know that prices can, and have, changed overnight and usually we are not told in advance when prices rise. However, I'm not the overly pushy type and don't train to be overly aggressive. \n\nI'd suggest telling them this. \n\n\"Look, I like you and I'm willing to work with you, but you need to work with me as well. I'm going to sit on this and we can schedule a time next week to discuss moving forward. If you can respect that I will likely move forward and refer you more business in the future. If you can't respect that, I will call literally any of the other dozen solar companies in the area and tell them to price match your offer and move forward with them.\"\n\n*", "Lol someone is spamming downvotes to every comment in this thread. A shiesty salesman probably", "I always give myself the time I need to make a purchase decision. Simply tell the sales rep, “I’m not ready to make a decision just yet. I understand you must do what you must do, but I never rush into a purchase.” Keep repeating that same phrase like a robot if you have to.", "“Thanks for letting me know. I'll take that into consideration/consult with other decision-makers and let you know by X”, where X is a reasonable time for you to have thought about it. Could be a day, week, or month, depending on how large a decision this is.", "Eh. This is tough. In general it’s a shady sales tactic. But not always. In my work, we sell some higher priced items. We get a heads up from most of our manufacturers when prices are going to increase, and at that point we usually buy in bulk, even if we don’t receive the product for another year. We also allow our customers (the people who actually sell the product to the public) to make larger purchases at the lower price as long as they do it before our price increases, and they have to have the product shipped directly to them instead of to us where we then ship it to them. Our prices have been making leaps and bounds upwards at a very quick pace. We try to pass as much of the lower cost prices in to our customers, because if their prices go up and they can’t buy as much, our sales decrease the same as theirs.", "Mid level manager at a Solar Company. He’s likely not using this is as a sales tactic. The supply of panels has been extremely low, and they’re incredibly hard to source right now. \n\nThe short of it is, if you aren’t comfortable, don’t do it.", "“Oh. Well, that’s too bad. I’ll find another vendor. Thanks, anyway.”\n\nThey’ll start backtracking in seconds.”", "Just don’t be afraid to push back\n\n\nSales people are desperate. The sales guy at my company literally gives into anything over time", "I hate situations like this because I am not great at human interaction. I totally agree with the others. And I’ve found because people want to seem “human” and be understanding if I say something like, “I need to speak to my partner/roommate, whatever) because I wouldn’t want them making a unilateral decision.” And then ask the sales person, “would you?” It makes them seem like a terrible partner if they say they make all household decisions or like a bad person for saying they don’t understand that you want to speak to your partner.", "Just be honest with the guy about what you’re thinking. As someone who works in sales, I’d rather get a no then deal with an indecisive person that’s wasting both of our time.\n\nAlso kinda shitty to negotiate to a price you both agree on and still don’t make a decision.\n\nGlad I’m not dealing with you", "You did fine with your title. That will do plenty.\n\nAlso, this is in no way unethical.\n\nAlso also, any company that would try a high pressure sales tactic like this is a huuuuuuge red flag, and not one you want to work with. This goes for pretty much anything. Just remember, businesses aren't there for your gain; they're not pressuring you like this for your benefit.\n\nBesides; realistically, they probably just lied to you right off the bat. If they're already lying to you to try and get your business, do you really want to trust work on your home to a company like that?", "When this happened to me, I spoke with a manager. I told him I found his company's approach offensive, and if they wanted my business they would stop. I immediately got a new sales rep and a gentle approach.", "What's your best alternative to a negotiated agreement here? What are the competitors like?\n\nSalesperson's best outcome is an immediate sale. Their next best outcome is (probably) a sale tomorrow. They also might be truthful or they might be bluffing with the price change info.\n\nIf your best alternative is the other supplier that came in $16 higher, you can easily walk - and this ability to walk lets you push back hard here.\n\nIf your alternatives are worse, you might consider \"I'll give you an answer before close of business, I need to run my quarterly budget. May I call you directly at 3pm?\"", "This can be a sales tactic but at least where I live, supply chain issues are a thing. You can't get a full system installed just know. Some part will be out of stock and you will have to wait an unknown amount of time. I know an engineer who rented two garages to collect the parts for PV + heatpump (you need to have everything to install it, otherwise you have no heating until the last part arrives).", "The person who wins a negotiation is the one who is more willing to walk away.", "Sales & scams both work better when they stress a strong sense of urgency.", "It’s a true coin-flip on if it’s fake information or not. \nHe may be pushing for the sale, or he could be legitimately telling you truth. \n\nWhen coaching friends and family on these types of sales, I tell them to ask upfront to ask for a 30-60 day bid. \n\nNow for what this guy is saying, as a couple others have stated, supply chain issues have caused a rise in prices, and you could literally have an increase next-day (in some situations). \n\nIf it’s not material issues, it’s increased financed charges. \n\nYou’d be amazed how many times (as a sales rep), we get an email saying that this item is going up and you have X-amount of days to contact your customers and get your bids in before a point of no-return. \n\nThose calls sucked, because half of them thought it was a pushy part of the sale, when it reality, we weren’t lying. I’d even forward the email to them lol\n\nOrrr my absolute favorite, the ones that wait months or years to pull the trigger, and then file a complaint that we don’t honor a price on a bid that we handed out five years ago. Lmao. \n\nPro Tip: If a company tells you their bid lasts 6 months to 1 year, or even worse, that their bid never expires - they either have SOOO much margin in there, they’re not worried about rising costs and you’re getting screwed, OR they have no idea what they are doing in their industry. True story. \n\nAs I mention above: always ask early in the convo, how long their standard pricing is good for. \n\n\nA few things to help ANY sales/buying situation:\n1. Don’t buy until you’re ready. But when you’re ready, act fast. A real professional wants their customer to feel comfortable and confident, instead of feeling pushed into a deal. You both have a better experience from this approach. \n\n2. Be transparent with your sales rep. You’ll save both of yourselves some time and any problems you have can be addressed up front. \n\n3. Do your research on what you’re trying to buy. While some companies won’t tell you the pricing before an appointment, there’s enough info on the internet to give you an estimated cost. This will let you know if you’re getting a good, average, or high-cost deal. \n\n4. Do your research on the company. Look at reviews from Google and any other review sites. Part of their cost may be in labor and getting a better job. You absolutely get what you pay for. \n\n5. If you are serious about making a deal, ask what discounts are available (up front, early on), then at the end, after they have presented the offer, tell them “hey I’m needing to be at X-dollars to move forward. Can we get there?” Then you’ll know if the closest real number possible. And if they give you the number you asked for after the discount, chances are that’s the best deal you’re ever going to find. Just make sure if they do a double price-slash and hit your number (that you realistically need to be for your budget) that you’re ready to move forward and start signing. Lol. \n\nI hope some of this helps! I had a very successful career with low pressure and transparent sales relationships!", "I used to sell security systems over the phone. Our goal (and how we got paid) was by closing ON THE FIRST CALL. \n\nThat is not how I would ever make a purchase... however if they simply called back in on another day someone else could sell them. So yeah, I bet you’d lose nothing by waiting, but the sales guy might. ¯\\\\_(ツ)_/¯ \n\n\nAlso, when I worked at [large international security system company] we had free stuff we could give you if we A: needed to sweeten the deal to close you, or B: you were really nice to us and just asked. Also, we never really talk to our managers... we just mute you, check our phones, then say our manager approved it. Lol\n\nAlso, also, not sure if ALL companies do this, but mine had a system where if you paid, got on schedule, then decided to cancel and get a refund we would bend over BACKWARDS to keep you on. Like discount 1/3 of the cost ($1000+) bend over. So, there’s always that move. YMMV tho.\n\n\n\nBonus tip: when someone puts you on hold or mutes themselves they can usually still hear you. So, just make it a habit to mute yourself when you’re on hold... also, but nice to people on the phone. They probably have had a rough day, with a demanding manager, at an underwhelming job they don’t really like...", "Here’s your response: “Gee, that’s too bad. I guess I’ll check around elsewhere. And who knows? Maybe I’ll get a better deal!”", "As a general rule, I walk from any sale that pulls that.\n\nWhen you are ready to pull the trigger, just tell them that due to other bills, you'll only be able to offer 90% of the agreed on price.", ">He alerted me this morning that his company only has 'x' number of panels left at the price and will have to increase it tomorrow if they all sell out.\n\nI've been in sales for two decades. This is definitely a sales tactic. It's to create a sense of urgency and yes, it is very sleezy. But it's common. There is some truth to it though. We can't guarantee a price for much more than a few days. But the tactic is still a common one to stress because it creates that sense of urgency and makes you think things will definitely change. \n\nAs to your original question.... The best way to get them to leave you alone to let you think about it is to say: \"I'm gathering quotes and considering my options. I don't make rash decisions, and I'll consider your quote as I shop with other companies.\" Firm but polite. Sales people get it. \n\nOr if you just aren't interested a simple, \"I can't afford it, it's way out of my budget and I don't have enough money.\" This one is the most effective, you can't sell to someone who can't afford it or doesn't have the money.", "The longer you wait the cheaper it gets with solar. Only difference would be if some federal or electric companies tax incentives shrink.", "Just tell him \"Thank you for letting me know, I had some expenses come up and I am trying to make this work and I will get back to you\"", "I’d call another company and see if they can beat the quote for an equivalent system lol" ]

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[ "How do I make fake dust? If I want to make it seem like I haven't moved/touched something or it has been lying there for some time ", "How do I make fake dust? If I want to make it seem like I haven't moved/touched something or it has been lying there for some time ", "How do I make fake dust? If I want to make it seem like I haven't moved/touched something or it has been lying there for some time ", "How do I make fake dust? If I want to make it seem like I haven't moved/touched something or it has been lying there for some time ", "How do I make fake dust? If I want to make it seem like I haven't moved/touched something or it has been lying there for some time ", "How do I make fake dust? If I want to make it seem like I haven't moved/touched something or it has been lying there for some time " ]

[ "The real problem is making the dust buildup look natural which unfortunately will be nearly impossible. You would have to find a way to have it fall on the area/object in very small amounts from directly above countless times before enough builds up in a natural looking fashion.", "Movies use Fuller's Earth. https://rogergeorge.com/products/fullers-earth\n\nIt can be applied with a dust gun. https://rogergeorge.com/products/dust-n-mizer", "Use a blower to scatter everything in a vacuum cleaner and allow the dust to settle by itself for a day.", "Take a vacuum bag and slowly dump some dust out at a fan’s intake side so that it gently blows all the dust around evenly", "Take the leavings out of your vacuum cleaner bag. Put that in an old flour sifter. Practice getting a fine, even coat. It certainly won't fool somebody under close inspection, but most people don't look that closely.", "Practice somewhere you can clean to get the angle and height right but with small amounts at a time blast vacuum bag dust with a hair dryer so it arcs and lands in a fine powder on the item. Clean everything around it first so that everything in the immediate vicinity has the same look of dust." ]

[ 10, 10, 6, 2, 1, 1 ]

[ "Get out of Apartment Lease My lease isn't up until August, and my rent is $1350/month for a crappy one bedroom. My coworker just bought a brand new McMansion and is going to rent to me for $600/month.\n\nThere is no way I can find anyone to take over my lease. I mean, $1350 for a one bedroom?? Is there any way to break my lease without getting punished legally and having a ding on my rental history?\n\nThanks in advance!", "Get out of Apartment Lease My lease isn't up until August, and my rent is $1350/month for a crappy one bedroom. My coworker just bought a brand new McMansion and is going to rent to me for $600/month.\n\nThere is no way I can find anyone to take over my lease. I mean, $1350 for a one bedroom?? Is there any way to break my lease without getting punished legally and having a ding on my rental history?\n\nThanks in advance!", "Get out of Apartment Lease My lease isn't up until August, and my rent is $1350/month for a crappy one bedroom. My coworker just bought a brand new McMansion and is going to rent to me for $600/month.\n\nThere is no way I can find anyone to take over my lease. I mean, $1350 for a one bedroom?? Is there any way to break my lease without getting punished legally and having a ding on my rental history?\n\nThanks in advance!", "Get out of Apartment Lease My lease isn't up until August, and my rent is $1350/month for a crappy one bedroom. My coworker just bought a brand new McMansion and is going to rent to me for $600/month.\n\nThere is no way I can find anyone to take over my lease. I mean, $1350 for a one bedroom?? Is there any way to break my lease without getting punished legally and having a ding on my rental history?\n\nThanks in advance!", "Get out of Apartment Lease My lease isn't up until August, and my rent is $1350/month for a crappy one bedroom. My coworker just bought a brand new McMansion and is going to rent to me for $600/month.\n\nThere is no way I can find anyone to take over my lease. I mean, $1350 for a one bedroom?? Is there any way to break my lease without getting punished legally and having a ding on my rental history?\n\nThanks in advance!", "Get out of Apartment Lease My lease isn't up until August, and my rent is $1350/month for a crappy one bedroom. My coworker just bought a brand new McMansion and is going to rent to me for $600/month.\n\nThere is no way I can find anyone to take over my lease. I mean, $1350 for a one bedroom?? Is there any way to break my lease without getting punished legally and having a ding on my rental history?\n\nThanks in advance!", "Get out of Apartment Lease My lease isn't up until August, and my rent is $1350/month for a crappy one bedroom. My coworker just bought a brand new McMansion and is going to rent to me for $600/month.\n\nThere is no way I can find anyone to take over my lease. I mean, $1350 for a one bedroom?? Is there any way to break my lease without getting punished legally and having a ding on my rental history?\n\nThanks in advance!", "Get out of Apartment Lease My lease isn't up until August, and my rent is $1350/month for a crappy one bedroom. My coworker just bought a brand new McMansion and is going to rent to me for $600/month.\n\nThere is no way I can find anyone to take over my lease. I mean, $1350 for a one bedroom?? Is there any way to break my lease without getting punished legally and having a ding on my rental history?\n\nThanks in advance!" ]

[ "turn it into a meth house, and you can make 10x what you are playing for rent while you live at your friend's place, minimizing your legal responsibility", "Most states require that if u let your landlord know u want out of your lease; they’re required to advertise it as available... this would mean you’re only out of our lease; once they lease it! This would also mean that you would be required to allow the landlord or supor to show your space when someone is requesting to see it", "I got a restraining order on my ex and my lawyer told me theres a law in my state that if you get a restraining order and they know where you live, you can move out within 5 days with no charges or fees. Worked for me. It also works if you have an existing restraining/protective order, you can say they found out where you loved.", "Talk to your landlord. Tell them you are buying a house..\nIf you have been a good tenant up to now they are usually happy to cut your lease short and see you off to your next page in life, ", "Mutual agreement is probably the best idea, or even offering to get a subletter.\n\nDepending on the landlord though, you could always ask them to fix something they don't want to fix, then you could mutually agree that it's best to move out.\n\n", "Call every gay person in your building a cocksucker. When they call you a homophobe, tell them you're not a homophobe because they in fact do suck cock.\n\nEventually your landlord will get all the complaints and ask you to leave.\n\nNote: Get a shitty swastika tattoo on your arm to speed up the process.", "Try a domestic violence clause. Present a phony restraining order/domestic violence order as evidence.\n", "It's always worth paying a couple hundred bucks to consult with an attorney who specializes in tenant/landlord disputes and get the low down and maybe have them write a letter to your landlord" ]

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[ "How can I persuade eyeglass salespeople to let me write down their eyeglasses' details? My small Canadian hometown's optician has always discounted prices, as my family and he have known each other for decades. He and my optometrist recommend Lindberg or Mykita, as my 1.74 High Index lenses will be thick. He carries few frames in store, but he's an official retailer and can order a frame if I email him: (1) the frame's model number, (2) size, (3) temple arm length. \n\nI work in Vancouver, where Lindberg and Mykita frames are overpriced by ≥ $400 CAD. Thus I plan to try frames in Vancouver stores, but not buy from them. I'll forward 3 different frames' details to my family's optician, in case some are discontinued. As I can't memorize frame details, I must write them down. \n\nBut some salespeople in the past have verbally asked me not to write these details down, when I took out a sheet of paper and a pen. Most eyeglass stores forbid photographing their frames. Thanks!\n", "How can I persuade eyeglass salespeople to let me write down their eyeglasses' details? My small Canadian hometown's optician has always discounted prices, as my family and he have known each other for decades. He and my optometrist recommend Lindberg or Mykita, as my 1.74 High Index lenses will be thick. He carries few frames in store, but he's an official retailer and can order a frame if I email him: (1) the frame's model number, (2) size, (3) temple arm length. \n\nI work in Vancouver, where Lindberg and Mykita frames are overpriced by ≥ $400 CAD. Thus I plan to try frames in Vancouver stores, but not buy from them. I'll forward 3 different frames' details to my family's optician, in case some are discontinued. As I can't memorize frame details, I must write them down. \n\nBut some salespeople in the past have verbally asked me not to write these details down, when I took out a sheet of paper and a pen. Most eyeglass stores forbid photographing their frames. Thanks!\n", "How can I persuade eyeglass salespeople to let me write down their eyeglasses' details? My small Canadian hometown's optician has always discounted prices, as my family and he have known each other for decades. He and my optometrist recommend Lindberg or Mykita, as my 1.74 High Index lenses will be thick. He carries few frames in store, but he's an official retailer and can order a frame if I email him: (1) the frame's model number, (2) size, (3) temple arm length. \n\nI work in Vancouver, where Lindberg and Mykita frames are overpriced by ≥ $400 CAD. Thus I plan to try frames in Vancouver stores, but not buy from them. I'll forward 3 different frames' details to my family's optician, in case some are discontinued. As I can't memorize frame details, I must write them down. \n\nBut some salespeople in the past have verbally asked me not to write these details down, when I took out a sheet of paper and a pen. Most eyeglass stores forbid photographing their frames. Thanks!\n", "How can I persuade eyeglass salespeople to let me write down their eyeglasses' details? My small Canadian hometown's optician has always discounted prices, as my family and he have known each other for decades. He and my optometrist recommend Lindberg or Mykita, as my 1.74 High Index lenses will be thick. He carries few frames in store, but he's an official retailer and can order a frame if I email him: (1) the frame's model number, (2) size, (3) temple arm length. \n\nI work in Vancouver, where Lindberg and Mykita frames are overpriced by ≥ $400 CAD. Thus I plan to try frames in Vancouver stores, but not buy from them. I'll forward 3 different frames' details to my family's optician, in case some are discontinued. As I can't memorize frame details, I must write them down. \n\nBut some salespeople in the past have verbally asked me not to write these details down, when I took out a sheet of paper and a pen. Most eyeglass stores forbid photographing their frames. Thanks!\n", "How can I persuade eyeglass salespeople to let me write down their eyeglasses' details? My small Canadian hometown's optician has always discounted prices, as my family and he have known each other for decades. He and my optometrist recommend Lindberg or Mykita, as my 1.74 High Index lenses will be thick. He carries few frames in store, but he's an official retailer and can order a frame if I email him: (1) the frame's model number, (2) size, (3) temple arm length. \n\nI work in Vancouver, where Lindberg and Mykita frames are overpriced by ≥ $400 CAD. Thus I plan to try frames in Vancouver stores, but not buy from them. I'll forward 3 different frames' details to my family's optician, in case some are discontinued. As I can't memorize frame details, I must write them down. \n\nBut some salespeople in the past have verbally asked me not to write these details down, when I took out a sheet of paper and a pen. Most eyeglass stores forbid photographing their frames. Thanks!\n", "How can I persuade eyeglass salespeople to let me write down their eyeglasses' details? My small Canadian hometown's optician has always discounted prices, as my family and he have known each other for decades. He and my optometrist recommend Lindberg or Mykita, as my 1.74 High Index lenses will be thick. He carries few frames in store, but he's an official retailer and can order a frame if I email him: (1) the frame's model number, (2) size, (3) temple arm length. \n\nI work in Vancouver, where Lindberg and Mykita frames are overpriced by ≥ $400 CAD. Thus I plan to try frames in Vancouver stores, but not buy from them. I'll forward 3 different frames' details to my family's optician, in case some are discontinued. As I can't memorize frame details, I must write them down. \n\nBut some salespeople in the past have verbally asked me not to write these details down, when I took out a sheet of paper and a pen. Most eyeglass stores forbid photographing their frames. Thanks!\n", "How can I persuade eyeglass salespeople to let me write down their eyeglasses' details? My small Canadian hometown's optician has always discounted prices, as my family and he have known each other for decades. He and my optometrist recommend Lindberg or Mykita, as my 1.74 High Index lenses will be thick. He carries few frames in store, but he's an official retailer and can order a frame if I email him: (1) the frame's model number, (2) size, (3) temple arm length. \n\nI work in Vancouver, where Lindberg and Mykita frames are overpriced by ≥ $400 CAD. Thus I plan to try frames in Vancouver stores, but not buy from them. I'll forward 3 different frames' details to my family's optician, in case some are discontinued. As I can't memorize frame details, I must write them down. \n\nBut some salespeople in the past have verbally asked me not to write these details down, when I took out a sheet of paper and a pen. Most eyeglass stores forbid photographing their frames. Thanks!\n", "How can I persuade eyeglass salespeople to let me write down their eyeglasses' details? My small Canadian hometown's optician has always discounted prices, as my family and he have known each other for decades. He and my optometrist recommend Lindberg or Mykita, as my 1.74 High Index lenses will be thick. He carries few frames in store, but he's an official retailer and can order a frame if I email him: (1) the frame's model number, (2) size, (3) temple arm length. \n\nI work in Vancouver, where Lindberg and Mykita frames are overpriced by ≥ $400 CAD. Thus I plan to try frames in Vancouver stores, but not buy from them. I'll forward 3 different frames' details to my family's optician, in case some are discontinued. As I can't memorize frame details, I must write them down. \n\nBut some salespeople in the past have verbally asked me not to write these details down, when I took out a sheet of paper and a pen. Most eyeglass stores forbid photographing their frames. Thanks!\n", "How can I persuade eyeglass salespeople to let me write down their eyeglasses' details? My small Canadian hometown's optician has always discounted prices, as my family and he have known each other for decades. He and my optometrist recommend Lindberg or Mykita, as my 1.74 High Index lenses will be thick. He carries few frames in store, but he's an official retailer and can order a frame if I email him: (1) the frame's model number, (2) size, (3) temple arm length. \n\nI work in Vancouver, where Lindberg and Mykita frames are overpriced by ≥ $400 CAD. Thus I plan to try frames in Vancouver stores, but not buy from them. I'll forward 3 different frames' details to my family's optician, in case some are discontinued. As I can't memorize frame details, I must write them down. \n\nBut some salespeople in the past have verbally asked me not to write these details down, when I took out a sheet of paper and a pen. Most eyeglass stores forbid photographing their frames. Thanks!\n" ]

[ "Just be friendly and confused. This works almost any time you want to do something.\nThem: Please don't write down the number\nYou: (Smiling, speaking politely but insistently) Oh, it's ok. (continue writing numbers)\nThem: I'm sorry but we can't let you do this.\nYou: It's fine (still polite but insistent)\nThem: We can let you do that because [reasons].\nYou: (gently, as if you are speaking to a child) I'm sorry but you're mistaken *this* is ok.\n\nKeep this up until you get your way. It's works more often than you'd think. They key is to be polite and confidently insistent. ", "Turn on phone voice recorder before coming in the store. Read them out loud with any comments.", "Say your workplace give you an allowance for glasses (many actually do) but you need to get the item approved before you make the purchase in order to get reimbursed. \n\nAsk for a quote and for it to be emailed to you. If you want, give them your work email address if they’re not convinced. They’ll probs give you make, model number etc ", "Just a couple jump right to mind. First, you have to be ready to tell a convincing story. \n\nMy fav and always my go to is using the “I don’t know who to talk to” angle. Call, talk to a desk person and say that you are sorry to bother them but you are not sure who to talk to about______. Make sure you sound confused but not stupid. This puts people in a more helpful mode.\n\nTell them that you had someone break into your house or apartment and that you need to get the model info of some of the glasses that you had in a jewelry box and that got taken. The insurance company won’t refund you unless you can give them details of the frames. Walk right past the salesman right To the front desk when you show up. Hell, ask for a inflated quote while you are there on the replacement (with the model details included) so that once they give you 80%, you will still be able to buy them. \n\nShe/he will definitely ask about the break in so have a story ready. \n\nFumble all over yourself with appreciation and tell the person who helps you that they are awesome and you appreciate it. DO NOT keep saying that you will come back and get them there to make it sounds like they will get your business. I was in sales for years and it is the easiest way to tell when people will not be coming back. \n\nI can’t tell you how many times this has worked for me. It only works if you seem helpless and that their help is the only thing that could possibly ever save you. \n\nIf you don’t think you can manage that, they sell small cameras that are shaped as key fobs. Pretty cheap too and they do decent video. ", "Be in the middle of a text conversation. Get a friend or your mom to take part, then just send the info via text after each one. Alternatively, just buy some cheap frames online from China and switcheroo when they're not looking.", "Store policies aren't the law. You're all good until they ask you to leave.\n\n\n", "Use invisible black light ink and claim the pen doesn’t work so they won’t care", "Maybe ask your optician's office to call and ask nicely for permission for you to do a test fit?", "Take some photos of it. Say to show it to your SO so she can help you decide which one suits you most." ]

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[ "Best way to get back at a Professor/Teacher? My teacher pretty much made fun of me for an entire class and I’m petty and want to get back at him.", "Best way to get back at a Professor/Teacher? My teacher pretty much made fun of me for an entire class and I’m petty and want to get back at him.", "Best way to get back at a Professor/Teacher? My teacher pretty much made fun of me for an entire class and I’m petty and want to get back at him." ]

[ "After your final grade, tell him how you feel and throw a guilt trip on him.", "Go to an Asian market and find a thing called Belacan or Terasi. Take a little hunk and hide it somewhere in his office. You could even flick it under the door of his office. It is RANK. Wear gloves. The smell will get under your nails. ", "Like what level of getting back ? and how old were you in this class ? Because theres a shit ton of options.... " ]

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[ "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? ", "How to disappear and have a new identity in a different country without being traced down? " ]

[ "Fly to another country, then drive to another one. Get a job that pays in cash and stay off the radar. You can go far with a fake name, but you won't be able to buy a house, get a drivers license, or do anything \"above the board\" if you want to stay hidden.", "Unless AX has some extremely serious safety concerns to their life, i heard therapists know the best ways to change countries without traces, you should book an appointment and ask them", "Bro you are tweaking so hard. That chick is not pregnant. Stop reaching out to prostitutes", "Safest bet would be a third world country that lacks the resources needed to keep track of them. Their money would go further as well, but at the cost of well.... luxury", "If you start changing your identity surely you start attracting attention while you travel and find it harder to work/rent etc. \n\nYou’re an adult so you can just go. (Appreciating of course that depending on what you are leaving from makes that easy to say and maybe extremely difficult to do)\n\nLeave a note saying you are choosing to leave and maybe contact local law enforcement to tell them you are fine and not to believe anyone who tells them you are ‘missing’ maybe follow that up a few weeks later with a message to the police affirming you are fine and not missing. \n\nCoastal tourist towns in most countries are easiest to find seasonal work so time it right and you should be able to get an income as a start. A very hard road getting started I imagine but doable.\n\nI travelled around Europe for 8 months or so when I was younger doing just this (without the disappearing bit) and mainly enjoyed it although did get lonely sometimes….", "Get a passport and disappear to some less police infested area, like maybe Belize.", "French secret services here, please contact us as we maybe able to help.", "Ax will want to take \\~150k and buy himself a St Kitts(or similar) Passport under a new name. As he is not searched for, this should give him a new identity.", " You want to be a \"gray man\" and fit into the new society. Avoid places where your race or skin tone is different or unique. People should see you, and forget you. Don't develop a routine pattern, where you shop the same stores, walk the same area's, but also don't make it obvious you're new to an area. Walk with a purpose, even when you have no idea where you are. \n\nConvert your cash to local Currency once you arrive, but not all at once. Small amounts at a time from different places. Don't pay with foreign money, even if that is allowed. Large cash displays draw attention, and can make you a target. ( if you want to throw off those looking for you, convert some of your cash before you leave, to some other countries currency).\n\n Be able to speak the local language, fluently without accent. \n\nStay away from highly developed countries. The Technology used just to keep track of regular law abiding citizens will trip you up. If you need a bank account to get paid, you'll get tripped up into the system pretty easily. \n\nLearn the local laws ASAP. Avoid all petty criminal activity, getting a minor speeding ticket will have you found out pretty quickly. You may need to break some laws but stay out of organized crimes too. You don't want to be in with a group that is already getting undo attention. The people watching those groups will spot a new comer pretty rapidly. \n\nBoarding crossing is tough, Cameras are every where, documentation checks. I can make a case for going to a busy crossing and or a remote crossing. so your gonna need to use best judgement. Busy Crossing is is easier to blend in, and be over looked. But more cameras, more bureaucracy. Remote Crossing your more rememberable, more likely to be spot checked for paper work. \n\n\nDon't go looking for places or food sources that remind you of old favorites. Trying to find the best dinner that reminds you of your home town favorites will get you found. Embrace the new area, the cultures, the food, the traditions. Any time you get that warm cozy \"this feels like home sensation\" you're in danger. We're creatures of habit, and the people looking for you will know what your favorites are too. They'll be checking those sites as well.", "That woman is not pregnant. Get some psychological help, it isn’t healthy that you’ve been obsessing over this for so long.", "Si t'es français et que tu cherches à t'éloigner de ta famille tu peux toujours aller dans la légion étrangère et demander à changer de nom. Après faut aimer marcher quoi. Et depuis 2015 n'essaye pas de partir soudainement de France sans raison ou tout le monde va croire que t'es parti faire le jihad.", "Lmao this dudes post history is a wild ride.\n\nI think you’re overreacting", "Just to be clear, the “government” isn’t going to come looking for your friend and I’m confused why your friend thinks that they would.", "If AX is truly not running from the law, just go to Fiji or some other pacific island nation and get a tourism job that pays in cash. Even if your family discovers you are there, it would be a pain in the ass to come to you and even then they have to find the right island. English is plenty sufficient there.", ">Please be as detailed as possible, that would really help me out.\n\nReally help _AX_* out", "OP seems young and does not have much money. It will be very hard to be accustomed for you as you are raised in an easier country. It will be easy to take advantage of you in a different country. Sketchier the country, the more you can stay hidden. But that comes with many many many cons. You will quickly regret the decisions you made. Basically, OP impregnated a sex worker that wants nothing to do with him and he is freaking out. Summary: OP is not going to run away. Accept it and move on. You have high anxiety, have an introverted life, no money, and live in a higher fantasy life than society. Not saying anything is wrong, but that is what your situation is. You are nowhere near prepared and I'm betting on you not doing anything. If you do run away it will most likely be in the US and you will return back quickly. And third permanent option do not consider it at all, I know you have thought of it. It's not the end of the world if you have to pay alimony and see things in a brighter aspect even if worst comes to worst. Work on yourself instead of running away all the time. Go to the gym, eat healthier, and go outside more even if you have no friends. If you find this offensive then my words mean nothing. If you find it true and understanding of your situation then invest in yourself little by little. It's hard but you won't get anything in return if you don't put work into it. Running is throwing away everything and having to rebuild even more. I predict you will also delete your post, and possibly your account. Everything is up to you to do better.\n\nLook at his post history and you will see what I am talking about.\n\n", "Don’t even think of logging onto any app or email account that you previously had. Also, some more sophisticated users can identify you merely from the websites you frequent if they are the same as before.", "A good tactic is to throw off pursuers by making them chase down BS leads. Leave brochures or internet searches or other breadcrumbs for random places they won't be. They'll try to chase down leads but won't find anything and eventually become discouraged and or run out of money to chase them down.", "You’re in your 20s, you’re legally an adult so you can just up and leave. \n\nThere’s no need to change your name, identity, etc. Inform those around you via a note or a text that you’re gone, you’re safe and that you’re happy, change your phone number and you’re good! \n\nEven if your loved ones report you as missing, chances are that they won’t sink that much time searching for you because you’re an adult (they will if you’re a minor). And even if they do, they’ll get in touch with you and you explain that you’ve left and not to tell your loved one of your whereabouts; and they won’t.\n\nAgain, since you’re an adult, the police has no obligation to share that information. \n\nTrust me, I’ve looked into this, there’s really no need to do anything other than changing your phone number & social media. Authorities will not track you down.", "Use cryptocurrency to anonymously bring your funds with you. Preferably Monero and use a p2p service to exchange the crypto for cash when you need it.", "Take a train or a FlixBus to Germany, then hide your IDs and go to a refugee center and apply for asylum with a random name.\n\nFake a back story and tell them you're from a dangerous country so they won't deport you.\n\nIf your asylum application gets approved, your life will be as private as it gets in western Europe.", "Man, you best bet is South Africa.\nIf you don't mind, you can come to Nigeria and Ghana. There a bunch of whites here too.\n\nNobody cares about you. Esp. Where the whites here live.", "Let's stop for a moment and consider that Martin Bormann, the top Nazi after the death of Hitler, lived in South America until at least 1967, was well known to various police agencies on that continent, and moved freely.\n\nAnd that was someone that the Allies wanted real fucking bad.\n\nThat being said, I've been told that if you fly to Belize, deposit at least $50,000 in a bank there, that bank will issue you a passport **under any name you want.**\n\nI haven't tested that, but it's worth considering. I'll understand if the OP doesn't have 50K to play with, but it's an idea.", "If you had a missing persons report brought up they'd search your socials your email and undoubtedly find this thread and figure out at least where you're headed.", "If memory serves, you can get an assumed identity after joining the French Foreign Legion that, if you so choose, you can keep after your enlistment is up.\n\nBut by the sounds of it, with 'your friend' being French already, this may not be as helpful.", "I hope part of AX's plan includes a way to communicate that they are leaving in a way that doesnt leave the ambiguity of AX being a missing person who may be in danger and/or dead. If AX just picks up and goes or leaves a note, then anyone who has cared about AX is in for years of unimaginable torment ahead.", "Bro, you are fucking nuts. The girl is not pregnant. Even if she was (which she's not) you are a total piece of shit for trying to skip town and leave all your loved ones behind because you don't want to pay child support for a kid that. Even if she is pregnant, it's likely not yours with her being a sex worker. Like holy shit man. It doesn't sound like you're in your twenties. Sounds like your 17.", "Just get to america. Place is going to be anarchy in a few years anyway. Hit the american south west. California is over run with undocumented immigrants. Hell, you could probably get on benifits. Green card, welfare, a roof over your head. Work under the table, live the simple life. Beach life, mosey up to vegas for some fun once and awhile. South to ensenada mexico find a quite fishing village on baja. Go nomad bruv. Put some miles on your soul, see the world", "French secret services here, please contact us as we maybe able to help.", "Why is AX fully capitalized everytime it's used in this post? Your \"friend\" could randomly be named Brian. Would you still spell it BRIAN?", "\"does not have committed a crime\"\n\nWow.\n\nNever mind just saw it was a non native English speaker. \nAnd here I thought it was only us Americans that were this stupid to ask this stuff online" ]

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[ "I recently found out that one of the teachers at my old school pled guilty to sexual assaulting female minors on 3 accounts and the school new about it for a while and did nothing about it until they started getting sued. ", "I recently found out that one of the teachers at my old school pled guilty to sexual assaulting female minors on 3 accounts and the school new about it for a while and did nothing about it until they started getting sued. " ]

[ "Dont know how to find the contacts of donors or parents, thats up to you. Typically parent teacher groups may have listserves and donors may be available in financial disclosures.\n\nAs for sending things anonymously, privacytools.io has good resources for whistleblowers and folks trying to remain anonymous in general. \n\nWhat comes to mind is good a vpn like Mullvad, Protonmail or a similar privacy focused email provider. If you are web savvy njalla is an anonymous hosting service you could publish a website to.\n\nTry to get it all down in a single email and use BCC to send it so no one can see who else was emailed. However, write it to make it clear it is being emailed in mass. Something like \"Dear Donors, Parents, and Students of ______,\" Include school administers as well and they may dig their own grave by trying to get ahead of what they feel is a mass email. This way, even if you dont reach a ton of people due to spam block or outdated info -- they may hear about it from the school itself\n\nBack it up with concrete evidence if you can. Remember that spreading something you KNOW is untrue is slander, but spreading something you honesty believe is true is perfectly legal. However, please keep victims identities protected as much as you can.\n\nYou can typically guess an email as well. If John Doe works for ABC and ABC's domain is abc.com. The email is likely [email protected], [email protected] ... and so forth. Just include all of the options and maybe one will hit. I bet you can find a lot of emails just using LinkedIn and having peoples names this way.", "Assuming you live the in US (this is very different in other countries), most personal information is public knowledge. If you can get the names of the sponsors, and the city/state they live in (it's same to assume its the same as school), you can get addresses, arrest records, phone numbers, property taxes payed, even known emails and places of work in some cases. Lots of databases which catalog this info for you and let you use it as a search engine, for a small fee. I've used intelius before. I would recommend using a service like this for finding the proof you need as well. \n\nAs for getting names the school probably has a list of donors or PTA members somewhere, it only has to hit one concerned parent to blow up." ]

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[ "Is there a work around for a phone being blocked by mobile networks due to be reported as stolen? ", "Is there a work around for a phone being blocked by mobile networks due to be reported as stolen? " ]

[ "If it’s a legitimate purchase that you made without prior knowledge of the device being stolen you have a few options: \n\n- take the phone into your chosen cell provider (and/or the provider listed in the phones settings) and tell them the situation and see what they can do. This option could allow you to keep the phone and/or get a replacement of the same value. Or the phone could just be confiscated from you straight up. \n\n- contact Facebook support and report the situation to them. This could allow you to get your money back.", "I have heard there are tools etc which unlock your phone from being connected to a single network provider. Maybe such a tool can help.\n\nIn my country its quite a common practice that relatives come from the USA/Canada, leave their devices here & then report them as stolen to get replacements. So such device unlocking shops are quite common around here." ]

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[ "My friends old landlord isn’t allowing him to collect his mail because he is moved out, but he is still paying his lease. What can he do? ", "My friends old landlord isn’t allowing him to collect his mail because he is moved out, but he is still paying his lease. What can he do? " ]

[ "Landlord cannot withhold mail. Mailboxes are federal property, not his.", "Isn’t preventing/stealing someone’s mail a federal offense? Can he call the post office and say the landlord isn’t letting him get his mail?" ]

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[ "I have seen an employee do this. He got into a car wreck, used his neck fracture to get disability at our job. Rode it until they switched him to long term and then he quit. As far as I know nothing they can do.", "You are not a shitty employee, if there is a resource available to you, take it. Reverse exploitation, boom roasted.", "Don’t see why not so long as you aren’t lying about the disability. Otherwise it’s illegal.", "In my career I don't recall a single instance of an employee taking a medical leave in which they didn't quit rather than come back to work. Several times I was the manager fucked out of a team member until they finally quit, and only then able to fill the position.", "There is nothing they can do about it. I pulled this at my previous company after getting back surgery. I was back for about two days before I remembered how much I hated working there and quit.", "My wife did this and HR even encouraged it. She took maternity leave and then quit at the end of it. HR said \"You have worked here and earned it, so do it!\"", "There's no such thing as a \"shitty employee\" in our evil system. If you can get disability on the up and up take it! I know second hand how difficult it is to get onto disability to begin with. If you can, you absolutely deserve it.", "I did this once. Took a job that I ended up hating very quickly but needed money badly. One Monday, I called my job, told them I fell down the stairs while bringing laundry down went to see a \"chiropractor\" and they wrote me a note for a month off. And when it came to the return date I got a text saying \"hey youre supposed to return today\". Peaaaaceeee.", "I did this. Took an LOA for mental health reasons (TW: depression, suicidal thoughts, etc.) and during my LOA, therapy taught me that the environment that I was in was one of the direct contributors towards my depression. So it made sense for me to leave rather than go back to that place - luckily I was financially independent and had saved up enough to support myself between jobs. Short term disability is a benefit they give you when you take the job. \n\nBefore anyone says “work sucks everywhere!” theoretically yes because work is work. But work should also not make you doubt your own existence as a person and impact your physical / emotional / mental health in a way that incapacitates you. I’m in a better environment right now and still working on things but it helped a lot.", "I kind of did this when I got legitimately sick and knew there was no feasible way I could return. But for extra unethical, don’t *quit* when your short-term disability/FMLA runs out, make the company fire you so you don’t jeopardize your unemployment benefits.", "I did something like this. I had an accident on the job that left my hand temporarily incapacitated. I collected workman’s comp throughout physical therapy and then told my boss that I couldn’t come back once I was done. My example is a little different though because my employer was legally obligated to pay my comp since the accident happened at work.", "I've definitely had coworkers do this. The last 5 women who took parental leave after having a baby have quit within a couple months at my work.", "This is what I don't get.\n\nWhy are some of you shaming him when you know this is a place for unethical advice? Go fuck yourself and take your morality to your bible study class,\n\nThat being said, fuck your employer. I was a really good employee and got passed over for a once-in-a-lifetime promotion because I did too much of a good job in a job that no one wanted to do. I got injured at the gym and blamed the injury on work. I got two years of disability and got much of my paycheck plus health insurance. Best of all, my injury only prohibited me from lifting more than 50lbs so nothing stopped me from finding another job so I collected two paychecks. \n\nAfter two years, my employer (a city) offered me a settlement to quit. It was six months worth of my wages. I was making $13 an hour. Six years later, I am making more than my boss who fucked me over. I have no regrets.", "Your goal shouldn't be to short term and then quit. You should milk them until they offer you a settlement to quit.\n\nTwo different women in my department did this. They claimed they had carpal tunnel, got a few surgeries, went on std and then switched to Ltd. Each settlement was over 100,000 dollars.\n\nMy best guess is that the company offered a settlement because it was cheaper than paying into their Healthcare and pension.", "Someone I know may have worked in short term disability for some time. They advised that the biggest things to do and know are to get a copy of the policy and make sure you understand it and that you will continue to meet the definition of disability, how long the short term disability lasts, and what the definition of disability is for long term disability, which will have different standards than short term disability does. \n\nRolling over to long term disability will have more stringent requirements than short term disability has. For both types of insurance, you will be required to undergo ongoing medical treatment, and you will be required to provide medical records to prove that your medical condition meets the definition of disability for both short term and long term disability. Let me know if you have any questions.", "If your company is large enough to have a handbook, it will address this specifically. If it’s small enough that it doesn’t have one, chances are they won’t push it. \nThe company that I worked for required that you must return in order to keep the money. Many people would come back for a week and then leave.", "Speaking from experience, we don’t really care. People are replaceable, unless you have some advanced degree or skill that makes you invaluable. If you’re considering this tactic, I doubt that is the case. If your an hourly employee, we have already replaced you most likely. All we are out is a little bit of cash that in the scheme of things is so minimal nobody notices. So go for it.", "Do it. \nI had a co worker who had a stroke and had to use up all his vacation and sick days. They canned him and when he came back he lost all his benefits from working there so long, put him behind on retiring for probably 3-5 years.", "There's nothing unethical about this. Your employer has exploited your labor and underpaid you severely, likely for years, now you're exploiting your contract in return.", "Do it. I believe it’s illegal for a future employer to ask anything about it when checking your employment status at the job you left (how would they even know, right?) Ditto for the job you left; they can’t disclose anything like “oh yeah, that person? They were a total bag of dicks that took medical leave and then QUIT and left me fucked!”", "I literally just did this, though it wasn't planned. Had to have abdominal surgery so 2 months off. Had a recruiter reach out to me during that time and offer me an easier job with a big pay bump. So...I quit instead of going back. No issues with it.", "I manage short term disability. As long as the medical information supports that you’re medically unable to perform your occupation or job, there’s nothing from a short term disability perspective that says you can’t do this. \n\nHeads up if you do try short term disability for a chronic condition as any clinical resources being used to help medically review the claim may want to see the records from any doctors prior to going out of work to understand what changed to cause you to go out of work, as well as expecting you get proper escalation of treatment to appropriate specialists if there has not been any already", "While were on the topic...I need help. \n\nI work a simple retail job where I am one of 4 managers. The store manager is out for a month due to injury so the assistant is in charge. She has been overworking me nonstop. I’ve hit overtime every week since the assistant has been making the schedules. I work anywhere from 6-10 days in a row with 1 day off between runs. I’ve told them I suffer from depression and other mental health issues and they don’t seem to take that into consideration. I left a note asking if I could “please have ONE day off between Tuesday this week and Thursday next week” and it was thrown in the trash and ignored. I’m working straight through next Thursday while my assistant gets 3 days off. I was supposed to have Tuesday and Wednesday off this week and my assistant took my Wednesday for herself and made me work instead. I’ve been working since last Wednesday. She had the weekend off. I requested in the system a week off at the end of June and my assistant denied it. She is not giving me any days off and my mental health is crashing. I’m genuinely not doing ok and I need time off. I’m talking to my psychiatrist tomorrow but I have to work tomorrow and I’ll be getting yelled at no doubt. I can’t continue this. My dad says to put in a 2 week notice but I literally cannot handle working another 2 weeks straight. They are flat out refusing to give me time off. I’m exhausted. I get hardly any sleep, I’m stressed, and since I’m relatively new, no one listens to me or respects me at the store. \n\nI need to call out tomorrow but I’m afraid if I do, I’ll lose my job. I don’t know what to do. I’m looking for a job in my field of study but because of Covid there’s nothing available. I’m afraid that if I leave on bad terms and my next employer wants a reference, I won’t be able to use this job as one even though I’m a manager. I’m thinking about calling HR tomorrow to figure out what to do. I can’t handle it anymore. I’m genuinely contemplating just going to the hospital tomorrow for exhaustion, anxiety, depression, etc because it’s my only way out of work. But it will cost me a LOT of money to do that. \n\nWhat do I do? Should I just quit on the spot? I don’t know what to do...I just need time off..", "If you are thinking about it, then the job isn’t worth staying for. Do it and do not think twice about it. Your conscience is clean from my point of view.", "I had an employee do this, and got his short term extended twice (without moving into long term), he ultimately put in his own notice.", "I did it with a pregnancy. Up and moved across the state and quit when my disability was up.", "Yes but just because you apply for disability doesn’t mean you get it. Especially if it’s a chronic condition and you’re unable to prove that something changed to cause you to go out.", "The only drawback I see is if you develop a reputation other potential employers might not hire you.", "Bonus points if you can work somewhere for cash under the table while on short-term disability...", "Another thing to mention is you can say I understand you held the spot and or paid me but because of (chronic disability) I don't think I'm able to work.", "Usually the company doesn't care. The disability pay is usually through a third party insurance company. Just be careful to track the details of the pay. Many times you owe money when you return. For example the company may keep paying for your life insurance while out and it may need to be paid back.", "I did this after having my daughter. I got 6 weeks maternity leave, then used 6 weeks of STD. 2 weeks before I was due back, I quit and didn’t have to pay anything back. \n\nI hated my boss. She was a nightmare and for years would sabotage me every chance she got. Absolutely no regrets.", "I did this after I had a breakdown and then major surgery a few months apart last year. Because of the way our company's disability insurance worked, I got paid for an additional 4 weeks of disability leave even after the day my employment was officially terminated. \n\nI felt bad about quitting while on 'temporary disability' but it felt like going back to the job would only exacerbate my mental health issues on top of the physical/medical health recovery I was already facing. \n\nI used the 4+ weeks of paid leave to find a job with fewer hours and less pay - and much less stress. It's working so far.", "Former colleague knew her probationary position wasn't going to be made permanent. She took a mental health related STD leave a week before probation ended. She rode out the std for three months on full pay and then quit before it swtiched over to LTD. Needless to say, when I creeped her LinkedIn, she just listed a newly acquired a new 4 - month certification lol. Smh", "As someone that used to administer STD benefits, yes you could do this. However, getting approved might not be as easy as you think. You’d have to factor in the physical requirements of your job, if you have a sedentary role, it would have to be a pretty substantial procedure or condition to render you disabled. Additionally, you mentioned that your condition is chronic, so there would have to be a major change as to what suddenly made you disabled when you were able to work with the condition before.", "Your company benefits include \"insurance\" for short term disability. This has nothing to do with your company (they're not further out of pocket when you take, so frankly I wouldn't even consider this unethical. It's simply making a claim against the insurance which your company has been paying premiums on", "You need to read through your short term disability policy. There will be certain limitations for pre existing conditions and how long you'll have to wait before the benefits will kick in.\n\nAssuming you meet the right qualifications to get the benefit, there shouldn't be an issue there. Although it probably won't leave a good impression. As others have said, you won't want to use them as a reference.", "Yes, I actually work in the department that handles those claims. Just don't expect any good references.", "What’s the difference between short term and long term disability in pay? Is it less when transitioning to long term? Is that the reason for quitting?", "This is very much doable. YMMV Depending on your state and your employer, but at my workplace employees qualify for 450 hours of FMLA each fiscal year. You could essentially exhaust the 450 hours and then roll into short term disability. Once on disability, my employer accepts any resignation that happens during the leave effective immediately and doesn’t require a 2 week notice. On the other hand, you could also move into long term disability which, again, depending on your state and employer could still mean that you could return to your workplace at some point, though they don’t have to keep you on in your same position. We get permission to fill the position after so many months on long term but would ultimately still have to find a spot for the individual on disability to return to if they ever returned.", "Super ULPT. Use it for pregnancy. So long as you enroll prior to getting pregnant, you are golden.", "Some employers have a return clause that you owe them money if you quit within 6 months of return. I only worked for one who did this.", "People have taken long term leave for “stress” and then quit to get a new job.", "My friend needed to do this recently. My advice I learned from her.. short term disability only pays a percentage of your wage, usually 60% and for a max of 8 to 12 weeks. She got 12 bit didn't get paid for the first 2 weeks processing period or paperwork. Then at the end, she could either go on long term or return to work with a drs note. Her contract with the company said she had to work at least a few days after a leave, otherwise if she quit- she had to pay it all back! She was able to work a little so returned for a month but then did have to leave due to her injury effecting that commuting was too difficult.\n\n So check your company handbook, employment contract, and then get IN WRITING from them the expectations once you do take a leave. And don't feel guilty at all.. companies and maybe even yourself pay that insurance for a reason.. totally use it!", "Jeff Bauman did it to Costco. Why not you?\n\n", "It’s quite common for people to quit after FMLA time off. Just say you don’t feel good enough to come back\n\nYour employer will absolutely ask for a doctor to sign the paperwork, and they’re not going to take risks - i think it would be hard to get a doctor to sign off if this weren’t 100% needed", "In the US labor laws are almost always on the side of the employee. A lot of my staff will take their vacation time and then quit at the end not realizing I pay them for their accrued vacation time anyway.", "If you can't work this isn't even remotely unethical. Short term disability generally lasts until you can return to work or your benefits are exhausted. It's not even being a shitty employee. It just is.", "I've seen people do this. A guy fell of this big landing at my old work - a good 5 metre drop - because he was fooling around and being silly pretending to fuck with a forklift driver who was down below. He didn't have the safety guard up, fell and broke his leg.\n\nHe was put onto light duties (sat on his ass, did about an hours work each day signing and weighing trucks as they came in) getting paid in full. He ended up getting a $70,000 pay-out and then quit the very next day.\n\nNothing anyone could do about it.", "I've done exactly this, though I had hoped to find a better solution. It's effectively insurance taken out against me that ultimately saves the company money during the time, and that I had to vest the first year I worked there, so I am entirely justified in using that benefit.\n\nHeads up, though: in most cases taking short term alone doesn't preserve your role/job. You'll need to apply for FMLA leave, which also takes a year to earn typically, and small enough companies don't have to allow FMLA time.", "I've been trying to get on disability for over a year and a half and I've got paperwork saying I spent over 6 months in the hospital, then physical rehab, had to learn to walk again, etc. All my doctor's say it's a permanent TBI.\n\nI've been denied 3x and keep having to hire more expensive attorneys out of pocket (thanks mom)", "I took FMLA, and i read through the fine print. The only catch i saw to this is that they may make you pay for insurance benefits that they offered during your leave.", "I have had several employees do this. \n\nThe key is do not discuss this with anyone. \n\nThen when STD is done, go back for three weeks. Then leave because the chronic situation is too chronic.", "I don't even feel like this is all that unethical. If I were an employer, and assuming you're a worthwhile employee, I would prefer you take advantage of my leave policies and then maybe quit when you come back over you just quitting outright.", "I did this, but not on purpose. Temp disability wasn't long enough for me to get going again so I quit at the end of it. They understood and seemed more concerned about my well being than the position.", "Go to your local clinic or hospital and claim the mole on your back has just appeared in the past two weeks. \n\nGet a biopsy.\n\nTake that receipt and turn it into a template. \n\nQuit your job. Or get fired for going to your appointments.\n\nCall SSID. Don't email. Call.\n\nFile.\n\nExpect to get rejected. \n\nCall a lawyer if necessary.\n\nPlay \"having cancer\" to the hilt. \n\nShow them all your receipts.\n\nExpect to get rejected.\n\nExpect a small chance you don't.\n\nTell them you've made a recovery.\n\nWhen you get sick of living on sub-poverty wages every month.", "Every employee of mine who can does this before retiring. My boss blatantly did it twice in her last year with the company. It’s not that uncommon.", "Depends on the type of insurance. If it's considered a preexisting condition it may not be covered.", "As long as you don’t go playing in porn flicks drunk while getting caught", "Yes. Voluntary insurance coverage is portable, so if you quit or leave you can take it with you", "This is the perfect place to ask this question as the only people you would really be affecting would be your fellow employees and the company.\n\nDisability insurance isn't extremely cheap per employee, but the more employees use it, the more it costs.\n\nThat's a cost PER employee. So, if it costs more to even hire an employee because people kept cheating the system, well, it could be possible one day that company has to decide whether to hire a new employee or leave a position empty because it could cost an excessive amount due to insurance costs.\n\nHighly unlikely scenario, but possible.", "You need to consider any reputation impacts and what your cv will look like, and whether or not there is legal position that makes it worth chasing you to pay them back.\n\nIf you're in the clear legally and reputationally, then the only standard is your conscience. If your employer has been really screwing you over for years then I'm sure your conscience will be fine.", "Most STD benefits in the US require that you return to work or go on LTD or the aid is owed back" ]

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[ "My roommate in college bought a mouse jiggler on Amazon that physically rotated the mouse. Just look up mouse jiggler I think you’ll find something useful there", "I would honestly recommend getting a mechanical mouse jiggler. I don't know if you're using a company computer or just their software, but they may be able to tell if you're running any kind of background programs (such as a mouse jiggler,,,).", "Do you use MS Teams? Join an old meeting. Once you are in the meeting, go to the main teams window and change your status to available. You will never go idle and your computer will never sleep", "I watched a youtube video on this earlier in the pandemic and found a fix. I personally run a script on my work laptop daily and have had no issues whatsoever. All my friends use it as well. \n\n\nStep 1. Right-click on your desktop, hover up to new, and choose “Text Document“. \nNotepad will now be up, simply copy the Virtual Basic script (VBS) below and paste it into your notepad. \n\n\nim objShell, lngMinutes, boolValid\r \n\r \nSet objShell = CreateObject(\"WScript.Shell\")\r \nlngMinutes = InputBox(\"How long you want to keep your system awake?\" & Replace(Space(5), \" \", vbNewLine) & \"Enter minutes:\", \"Awake Duration\") 'we are replacing 5 spaces with new lines\r \nIf lngMinutes = vbEmpty Then 'If the user opts to cancel the process\r \n\t'Do nothing\r \nElse\r \n\tOn Error Resume Next\r \n\tErr.Clear\r \n\tboolValid = False\r \n\tlngMinutes = CLng(lngMinutes)\r \n\tIf Err.Number = 0 Then 'input is numeric\r \n\t\tIf lngMinutes > 0 Then 'input is greater than zero\r \n\t\t\tFor i = 1 To lngMinutes\r \nWScript.Sleep 60000 '60 seconds\r \nobjShell.SendKeys \"{SCROLLLOCK 2}\"\r \n\t\t\tNext\r \n\t\t\tboolValid = True\r \n\t\t\tMsgBox \"Forced awake time over. Back to normal routine.\", vbOKOnly+vbInformation, \"Task Completed\"\r \n\t\tEnd If\r \n\tEnd If\r \n\tOn Error Goto 0\r \n\tIf boolValid = False Then\r \n\t\tMsgBox \"Incorrect input, script won't run\" & vbNewLine & \"You can only enter a numeric value greater than zero\", vbOKOnly+vbCritical, \"Task Failed\"\r \n\tEnd If\r \nEnd If\r \n\r \nSet objShell = Nothing\r \nWscript.Quit 0 \n\n\n3. Once done, click on File and then on “Save File as“.\r \n\r \n4. Name the file as StayAwake.vbs and click on Save. \n6. You will now see a VBS Script file on the desktop that you just created with an S symbol.\n\n7. Open it and type in desired time (in minutes) you'd like it to stay on for. (you can restart your computer if you end up putting in too much time). \n\nThe reason why I love this script is because it is actually a windows process which does not raise red flags to the IT department, unless your company does not allow computers from running .exe files. \n\nEnjoy!", "tell your boss to go fuck himself and to never trifle you with such petty bullshit ever again.", "put your mouse on an analog clock. The mouse will detect movement everytime the seconds handle moves.", "Tape the bottom of the mouse to the screen and play an hour long porn video.", "If you have one of those really flat keyboards you can do what I do. Open up notepad on your computer and take a piece of paper and tear off large corner and fold it in half. Click in the text file, hold your space bar down and shove the paper in the space between the spacebar and the keyboard. If done correctly(and if you keyboard is really flat like mine) your space bar will stay in place and you will just be making infinite spaces in a text file. Use as needed.", "I have a mouse jiggler that plugs into the wall and not the laptop. Don’t plug into the laptop or IT can detect", "[Caffeine](https://www.zhornsoftware.co.uk/caffeine/#download) or something similar.", "If you have a wireless mouse just put it in your pocket and if you are close enough or walk by every once in a while it will move the curser as you move. \n\nI see the mouse jigglers mentioned but if you want something you have on hand rig something up to an oscillating fan.", "I open a word doc and put the edge of a square coaster on the spacebar or down arrow key", "Whatever you do, don’t use software to do this. Most companies have auto detection for that and you’ll be insta-fired. Use some mechanical thing", "Buy a cheap usb powered fan. Break off one blade. Adjust the fan so its touching the mouse (or tape it). it doesn't take much vibration to jiggle a mouse.", "No need to move mouse. Open notepad and place something on the space bar.", "LPT: Open your task list and be sure that you don't have Workpuls running. If you do, your company is using a productivity tracker that can tell if you're not using your mouse in a normal way.", "I got this one on Amazon. Works great. Moves often enough so I can never go idle at work. Avoid any software that moves the mouse, I think most employers can detect that. Mine definitely can.\n\nTech8 USA, Undetectable Mouse... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08GPGZ4Z6?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share", "You don't need to rig up anything. Just sit your mouse on top of an analog watch. The sweep of the second hand will simulate mouse movement.", "Put it on top of a watch face.\n\nPut a socket or similar heavy small object on the ctrl key.", "Just leave a heavy enough object on the ctrl key or another benign key. A key press is enough to make most programs think you’re active.\n\nOR\n\nDownload an “autoclicker”. There are a bunch of them out there and they can be set to move your mouse or click every X seconds.", "If you line the laser of your mouse up on top of the seconds hand of an analog watch or clock, the movement should keep your mouse active.", "There's an app called Move Mouse specifically made for our kind of people: https://apps.microsoft.com/store/detail/move-mouse/9NQ4QL59XLBF?hl=en-us&gl=us", "Tell them you're using the rest room and you'd appreciate not being bothered for taking care of very human needs", "Set your mouse on an a mechanical/analog watch and the seconds hand will ping the mouse", "Open Excel, new blank worksheet. Put a weight on the down arrow. It'll take approximately 11 hours to get to the bottom of the sheet.", "spend the 26ish bucks on a physical mouse jiggler and be done with it. your freedom is worth the money.", "There used to be things to keep a phone moving for Pokemon go. Something like a magnetic swing. Might work.\n\n", "Tape the mouse to a stick, straw, etc. attached to an oscillating fan. You can set most fans rotation width to make it short and stay on the mouse pad.", "Take a watch and place the mouse on the top of the watch (analogue one) the hands ticking will make the mouse move.", "No hardware or fancy programming needed.\n\nI use caffeine and Im very happy with it. Its completly free and very lightweight: [https://www.zhornsoftware.co.uk/caffeine/](https://www.zhornsoftware.co.uk/caffeine/)", "My other half puts his wireless mouse in a glass, the laser reflects and keeps it active. Never fails. We call it wiggle mouse", "Look up the program 'Mouse Jiggler'. Moves the mouse a few pixels at a time, back and forth. No installation needed.\n\nAlso not flagged as a malicious program by anti-virus. Rename executable to Mouse Driver' for extra stealth.", "If this relates to teams? Just put something holding the CTRL key down on the keyboard. I use an AirPods box, it keeps the status as available.", "If they're not monitoring how many devices you connect, you can tape two ultra cheap mice with the sensors facing each other together and connect both. Alternatively, power one of them with a (very weak! Get a long ass usb extension cable, they don't need no 2 Amps) phone charger and put yours on top of it. \n\nNot too sure this is reliable", "If microsoft teams and you have your own device. Login to your work Teams on your PC / laptop and then install Caffeine.", "I connect my PlayStation controller to the computer and then put a rubber band between the joysticks.", "Easiest and cheapest way is to put your mouse on an analog wrist watch. The movement of the second hand will trigger the mouse laser into slight movements", "Don't install anything, IT can find it if you do. You need a mechanical solution.\n\nYou also want false positives for this system. If reasonable, engineer occasional situations where you ARE working efficiently but you don't touch the mouse for 3 minutes. This can be as simple as writing notes with pen and paper to solve a problem (fuck knows I did that a lot in my last job). Ideally someone will call you to ask what you are doing, and you immediately answer and ask their help with the problem you are trying to solve (or their opinion of your planned solution before you implement it).", "Can try looping a video on-screen on something default like Windows Media Player. \n\nDont think that will be suspicious, and should keep your status active right?", "All you have to do to show available in Teams is go to Outlook>Calendar>Home>hit Meet Now. You join a call with just yourself then manually set yourself to available in Teams and you'll never show as away.", "1. Open Notepad on Windows\n2. Copy the below:\n\n```\nClear-Host\nEcho \"Keep alive with Print Screen\" \n\n$WShell = New-Object -com \"Wscript.Shell\"\n\nwhile ($true) \n{\n$WShell.sendkeys(\"{PRTSC}\")\nStart-Sleep -Milliseconds 100\n$WShell.sendkeys(\"{PRTSC}\")\nStart-Sleep -Seconds 120\n} \n```\n3. Save as filename.ps1\n4. Run it everytime your PC restarts\n5. ??? \n6. Profit\n\nBasically it will press the PrintScreen key every few seconds to keep your PC awake. You only run it whenever your PC restarts or you force it to go into sleep mode. FYI I create a shortcut to the script and pin it to my Start button for easy access. You can also change the activated key to something else. Found this on Google and have been using it with no issues", "Is it your computer or a work provided one? If it's work provided, can you install software on your own (as an IT admin, I hope not but you never know lol)? If so, [check this out](https://apps.microsoft.com/store/detail/move-mouse/9NQ4QL59XLBF?hl=en-us&gl=us)\n\nI haven't used the Windows Store version, but this is an app (or similar to) that I've used pretty much my whole career. Granted, for (slightly) more ethical things like digital signage, but this is, again, ULPT!", "If you have a laptop, buy an optical mouse. Play a video with lots of visualizations. Lay the laptop screen down, keyboard up. Put mouse on screen. Video does the work.", "I've had great luck with this free software:\n\nhttps://apps.microsoft.com/store/detail/move-mouse/9NQ4QL59XLBF?hl=en-us&gl=us", "Do you have an analog watch or anything that moves on its own? You can even use wind blowing a post-it note.", "Decent suggestions here, but they're missing the by-far best solution, which is [THIS.](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08P412BDC/)\n\nPlugs in to USB, PC recognizes it as a mouse, and jiggles 1 pixel every 45 seconds.\n\nNo disruption to your normal mouse, and IT won't be able to detect a thing.", "Buy a PC fan and let it fan the underside of your mouse. When each fan wing passes the sensor it jiggles the cursor", "take a small strip of paper\n\nfold it into an accordian\n\ntape it to the sensor on your mouse\n\nif you get the valley of the accordion right on the sensor, you wont even need a fan\n\ncheapest amd easiest mouse jiggler", "seerch for a small .exe file called caffeine. I use it to keep my work computer from locking down. Very small and simple", "i research all the mouse movers and found this to be the best:\n\n[https://www.amazon.com.au/Beautiful-Mouse-Active-Undetectable-Sunflower/dp/B08THDGY5Y/ref=sr\\_1\\_6?crid=2MWQR8D0NOSOT&keywords=mouse+mover+tech8&qid=1662021237&sprefix=mouse+mover+tech8%2Caps%2C252&sr=8-6](https://www.amazon.com.au/Beautiful-Mouse-Active-Undetectable-Sunflower/dp/B08THDGY5Y/ref=sr_1_6?crid=2MWQR8D0NOSOT&keywords=mouse+mover+tech8&qid=1662021237&sprefix=mouse+mover+tech8%2Caps%2C252&sr=8-6)", "get auto clicker software, makes it so you can be afk in games and triggers mouse inputs might help.", "download \"caffeine\" (on windows).\n\nit emulates a key click every 30 seconds or so, and the screen stays awake - status remains online.", "do you have an analog watch with a sweeping second hand? if so, just place your mouse on top of the watch face. the second hand will cause the movement.", "Your activity can be monitored. You could use a mouse jiggler, even a physical one. But if they do a behavioral analysis of their employees mouse movements, then yours will be pretty odd and peculiar. Definitely drawing more attention to yourself.", "You're the mf that afks in my competitive games and moves every 30 seconds!", "You could get a programmable macro that just cycles through some automated tasks", "You can buy this\n https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08V73BX53/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_i_S2D466KWRKY0JCQZYPYN?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&th=1", "You can also put an analog watch under the mouse sensor, movement every 1 second as the second hand moves", "What application is it? \nPersonally, I just login on my personal laptop. Then I can keep it as active and respond to messages if needed", "What about putting the mouse on top of a regular old wrist watch (one. With all the hands).. I think the seconds hand would keep it awake..", "What about an auto clicker? Free download online, you can set how often it clicks on the screen or click a random spot in a perimeter you set every so often", "Used to use a program for botting stuff in video games. Called ghost mouse. You could program it to just record your mouse movements and clicks so you could open a webpage scroll down click something then close the window and do it again.", "Used this for years:\n\nhttps://apps.microsoft.com/store/detail/move-mouse/9NQ4QL59XLBF?hl=en-us&gl=us", "This seems to be the simplest, most low tech way. Mute the background music though.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/Bt83gnlv0XE", "This is what I did: get an analog watch or small clock with a second hand. Put the watch or clock beside your computer with the face towards the ceiling. Set your laser mouse on top of it (you may have to work on positioning it) and it should trigger your mouse every minute when the second hand sweeps by.", "There’s a program you can download called mouse jiggler. It programmatically moves your mouse for you.", "There’s a certain type of Microsoft mouse that, for some reason, shows green at all times. Works for most clients systems. I’ll get you the name of it", "There's a script called caffeine that will simulate a keystroke every minute or so, and is customizable \n\nhttps://www.zhornsoftware.co.uk/caffeine/", "There is software for that, for example, [this](https://github.com/carrot69/keep-presence/) and other.", "There is a software called caffeine, imitating key activity, what keeps pc logged in, i use it for homeoffice hehe", "There is a mouse clicker free app you can downlod https://mouseclicker.net", "There is a free, downloadable app called, Caffeine. It has a very small footprint, and works wonders. Execute it once at startup and forget that it's there.", "There are Reddit posts I’ve seen around that show how to bypass this. Give it a search.", "The simplest trick is to open a notepad and keep something heavy on the spacebar. A notepad file will not increase much in size for a long time (unlike MS Word). One other trick I've read is to just start any PowerPoint show or a video. But it has had mixed results.", "Take a small flattish cardboard box (a little bigger than the mouse so the mouse can sit on it), cut out square holes in the top and two sides and put a piece of paper taped to the inside and turn a fan on it so the paper moves back and forth. Maybe put the fan on oscillate so it moves the paper slower/less frequently.", "Super simple. Open a notepad doc and put something heavy on your space bar. Thank me later 👌", "Start a teams meeting with yourself. Then change your status from red to green. Put a mouse over a glass jar. Cheers", "Someone I know uses an egg timer because it moves slightly and last like an hour", "Simply put a watch with a second hand (analog) under the laser mouse. It'll move the mouse", "Set your mouse on an analog watch. The moving second hand is enough to keep it active.", "See if this works for you. Open Powershell and have this running: Add-Type -AssemblyName System.Windows.Forms\nwhile ($true)\n{\n $Pos = [System.Windows.Forms.Cursor]::Position\n $x = ($pos.X) + 1\n $y = ($pos.Y) + 1\n [System.Windows.Forms.Cursor]::Position = New-Object System.Drawing.Point($x, $y)\n Start-Sleep -Seconds 5\n}\nFrom https://www.delftstack.com/howto/powershell/powershell-prevent-idle-mode/", "Run a software called \"Noise\", no installation needed. It keeps jiggling your cursor, I use it at my work for teams, I am working and online right now ain't I?", "Put something heavy on your spacebar, open up any webpage, it'll keep the browser scrolling thus marking you as active", "Put an analog watch underneath the mouse. The second hand movement is usually enough to simulate movement for the mouse. Works for me hope it works for you.", "Put a stone or heavy thing on a touch of your keyboard. I have a stone with \"afk-inator\" write on, I use it for this purpose", "Put a heavy object on your keyboard and open notepad. It will continue to type into it.", "Program my work uses can be bypassed by opening a PowerPoint in full screen. \n\nMight be worth a try", "Power Automate or Mouse Mover software on the Microsoft store both work great.\n\nMouse mover doesn't need an admin to install.\n\nPower Automate for Desktop would require you to actually make the mouse moved part, but it's easy.", "Place a battery or something heavy on the shift key and keep teams open. It'll cycle through all the elements and count as activity - I haven't done much the last year...", "People saying to download software are right, but they're not telling you the correct software to download. \n \nGet and Install Python - the coding language. That is safe on its own. IT doesnt give a shit about installing python (mine doesnt).\n\nIt takes about 5 minutes to write a script that will type every X seconds with whatever you want. I have mine saying \"on desktop\", so if IT every logs my keys, they think I'm just working from my Desktop.", "Oversized analogue clock with a \"seconds\" hand. Set mouse ontop. The seconds hand will cause the mouse to move without having to move the mouse!", "Oscillating fan and a stick lol. Tape one end to the fan and the other to the mouse.", "Open up word or something and just jam a paper clip in the space bar to hold it down. Or I just put AirPods case on keyboard as a weight. P", "Open up a blank excel document. Double click on a cell. Put a small weight on your space bar. It will continuously type and never log you off", "Open notepad on the computer and put something on the keyboard like a can of beans. This will stop the computer from going to sleep.", "Open notepad and place something with a bit of weight on the space bar. A lot easier", "Open excel - click a cell - put something on the down or up arrow lol 😂", "Open an excel spreadsheet and place something on the enter key to weigh it down. It’ll scroll down for a really long time and the key strokes will keep you from going to away status.", "Open a word document, put something on your keyboard so it endlessly types a single character.", "Ok, ULPT with an ethical side: keep your computer awake by [Folding at Home](https://foldingathome.org/). Bonus: join the [Banano](https://bananominer.com/) mining team to earn a bit of cryptocurrency on the side.", "Not sure why people are recommending to buy something to physically move the mouse when you write a simple python script to do it. Even better, you can simply Google. Somebody would've already written and released.", "No one says this while it might be the simplest, no need to buy something else : you put your mouse' laser on top of a ticking watch", "No need to over complicate things. Just copy as paste this into Power Shell and adjust the time to fit your needs. \n\nhttps://github.com/jzientek/PowerShell/blob/main/Keep%20Alive%20with%20Scroll%20Lock.ps1", "MiniMouseMacro is a program that will do this. You can even program to do task . Have fun.", "Mechanical definitely the best way. \nI've found simply folding a stick note (or paper & tape) near the optical sensor like [this](https://imgur.com/a/byYV4J4), and then put an oscillating fan on it. Might take a little adjustment to get the paper close enough, but the paper will flutter with the wind.", "Make your phone vibrate(there are apps for this) and than put your mouse on it, works for me", "Make sure they're not using software like ActivTrak which just shows your boss you were \"actively working\" on whatever you have on your screen while the mouse moves yo keep you \"active\".\n\nWe have fired tons of people for trying to beat the spy software, it takes screenshots and when you notice someone in a PDF for over an hour you just have to check out why.", "Loosely tape a wireless mouse to the washing machine and set to the 2 hour wash. Then, rinse and repeat.", "Look up a script that presses f13 every so often. This button is not mapped to a keyboard and does nothing, besides being pressed and reseting any idle timers.\n\n\nI saw it somewhere before, but can't find it now.", "I’ve never seen people go to such great lengths for this!! Interesting ideas though pol", "Instead of creating a mouse shaker open your sticky note app or word. Place something heavy on your keyboard so it continuously types. Your status should stay active for apps like Teams. Source: i work from home.", "In my experience they’re not paying attention. I started working from home over 10 years ago and used to sit at my desk diligently for the first year or so. Slowly realizing, nobody is watching. \nI work maybe 3-4hrs per day average at this point, never play any mouse games. Nobody is watching. What counts are your results, if you’re still getting your job done, nobody is watching.", "If you want the free option, there’s lots of programs that can do it just like a real mouse, most are totally undetectable by most programs", "If you use MS Teams and have a work cell phone, open the Teams app and make sure your phone stays \"awake\" (disable the auto-lock option). As long as your phone is open on the app, it will show you as available.", "If you keep a video file running set to loop and autoplay you'll always be green. How has no one said this", "If you have a watch with a mechanical seconds hand you can place the mouse on top and when the laser picks up the seconds sweep it’ll register the movement.", "If you have a watch that ticks, try placing the watch on a table and put the mouse on top.", "If you have a laser mouse, get a glass cup and turn it upside down then put the mouse on it, voila.", "If I remember correctly, PowerToys (if you use windows) has an option to keep the computer awake all the time, maybe that works for you?", "I'm here to offer an unpopular opinion. Please if you are working from home, don't ruin it for everyone and actually be productive.", "I would purposely use the mouse minimally and do as many keyboard shortcuts as possible. Always working but never active.", "I will give you the advice my coworker gave me. \n\nTape a vibrato to your mouse", "I tipically make an online meeting by myself and then set the status on Available. In that way it doesn’t move to “Away”.", "I put mine on top of a floor fan facing up, the vibration does the trick.", "I personally use a few lines of python code which presses a specific key every few minutes or so. It is very easy to construct (<10 lines) and works perfectly. My company uses MS teams and I’m always available.", "I made an autohotkey script that moves the mouse every ten seconds. Just need to press Ctrl + [ to trigger it or stop it. Pretty easy to find examples of similar scripts online.", "I know you said software is likely out, but there's several keyboard and mice that let you store macro profiles on the keyboard/mouse itself.", "I just set the precedent early on that I don't launch webex on my laptop unless I'm joining a meeting that requires me to see something being shared or present. I don't want to be bothered while in a flow state by non-time sensitive messages and state in my email signature that the fastest way to get ahold of me is a text message or phone call. \n \nI also don't login to company VPN unless I'm accessing internal stuff and send 90% of my emails from mobile. Most days I'm fully online and working but the days I do spend a couple hours fuxking off I set an alarm each hour to wake me up so I can check things. \n \nAt any rate a company who measures how long your icon is green vs your productivity is a red flag and one you should be planning and building your skills to get away from.", "I just open notepad/sticky note and put a bottle of water on my keyboard so that it’s indefinitely typing jjjjjkkkkhbkibnm. \n\nWill it eventually kill my laptop? Probably, but they’ll just give me an upgraded one. Two birds, one Volvic.", "I just open a notepad and put something on a key to hold it down. \nNow if they ever investigated your keystrokes you’d have a problem…. My company would never but I’ve heard about it happening to a friend.", "I just connect my mouse and put it on a smooth reflective surface which causes my mouse to move a bit. Not sure how reproducible it is.", "I have never tested it myself, but I've been told that putting an analogue watch with a second hand under the mouse would be all you need.", "I got a mouse mover on Amazon that plus into the wall vs. having to install something on the company computer. Works like a champ and was like $14 or something.", "I got a mouse jiggler from Amazon that works, but I used my cell phone and a random timer app and just sat my optical mouse on top of my phone. I had the timer set for 30s to 4m at random. It worked pretty well, but I need my cell phone. :)", "I created a small program using python that moves my cursor every 30 seconds. Message me if ur interested.", "I can totally understand. I Use the app called \"Move Mouse\" available on Microsoft Store for free. You can configure the app to click periodically. It is software based and it works like a charm.", "I bought a small oscillating fan for my desk and tied a string from my mouse to the fan. Works like a charm.", "I bet that a simple Python program with an external library would do the trick. Try to look on the internet for a tutorial (Python is very powerful yet it is very simple and welcoming for everyone so I am sure you can search for a tutorial and follow along)", "I am sure you can set the availability for a period of time i.e 8 hours for active?", "I actually make mouse jigglers and sell them for a few bucks. Essentially it’s a raspberry pi pico with a circuit python script. When you plug it into your USB port the computer sees it as a mouse and it moves your cursor just a tiny tiny bit in circles. That way you can continue to use your regular mouse but when you step away it will always show you as active.", "Highly suggest a [mouse wiggler](https://smile.amazon.com/Undetectable-Mover-Parts-Software-Automatically/dp/B08GPGZ4Z6/ref=sr_1_4?crid=3S7A1V64YVOI1&keywords=mouse%2Bwiggler&qid=1662040392&sprefix=mous%2Caps%2C1759&sr=8-4&th=1) like this that does not plug into your computer, but into a wall outlet so it is undetectable.", "Here is a python script, you can safely run it from the terminal (I don't think it leaves \"traces\"):\n\n from jiggle import MouseJiggler\n j=MouseJiggler()\n try:\n j.start()\n print(\"Started\")\n except KeyboardInterrupt:\n j.stop()\n print(\"Stopped\")\n\nyou must have python installed and the library \"jiggle\" in your terminal.\n\nthat's should work", "Get one of those things that Homer used in the Simpsons.\nI believe it was called something like a \"drinking bird desk toy\".", "Get an analog alarm clock ($5 @ Walmart) and sit your mouse on it. The ticking of the clock provides enough movement to the mouse that it thinks you’re working!", "Get a wrist watch with actual clock hands, not digital. Put the mouse on top of it and the moving hands will keep it ‘moving’", "Get a watch or small clock with a ticking second hand, place it in the desk, put your mouse on top with the sensor over the middle of the face. People used to do this with wrist watches at my old office when they snuck out for a smoke or whatever, it’s surprisingly effective", "Get a small clock with hands that you can set your laser mouse on top of and the hands of the clock with spin past the laser. Walmart sells a little kit that spins the hands of the clock for making your own clock you can adjust speed on it.", "Get a cheap analog watch and put the face under your mouse's sensor when you're away.", "Excel. Open a file and hit scroll. Will take like eleven hours to hit the limit", "Easiest way- launch PowerPoint. In slide show mode the screen stays awake and active.", "Dude don’t lay something on a key. Buy a mouse jiggler on Amazon for $10. Way more reliable, shows up as a USB mouse on your computer. Press a button and it starts moving your mouse, press it again and it stops. Simple, effective and reliable.", "Download mouse jiggler, there are softwares and hardwares depending on how restricted your computer is", "Download mj64 from Github. No install required so it will run on any machine. Moves the mouse just enough ever min to keep your status as active.\n\nhttps://github.com/stevereich/mousejiggler", "Download Caffeine from Google. It will keep your laptop awake. It is a very small file so it doesn't require any administrator permission.", "Don't think about jiggling your mouse, I recommend having the shift key held down. I do it by stacking some coasters and leaning my candle on it so that it is pressed down all the time", "Does it need to be physically moving? Movemouse on MS store is enough if you can install it on the pc.", "Can't you just put something underneath the mouse pad so that it's just slightly lopsided and the mouse will slowly roll sideways?", "Can you not just change your status settings so that you’d only be away from your desk after, say, 15 minutes of inactivity?", "Buy a $4 wall clock, and place it on your desk and put the mouse on top. The second hand should activate the mouse every 60 seconds. \n\nBonus if you can just your your office clock somehow", "Are you using Microsoft teams? If so, it will always stay active if you are presenting a PowerPoint. I open a PowerPoint presentation, hit present, then alt-tab out of it so it's presenting in the background. Active status all day long all without any additional software.", "Are you comfortable with programming? I did some pretty wild stuff with [pyautogui](https://pyautogui.readthedocs.io/en/latest/mouse.html) for the exact same purpose, my timeout was 15 mins. (also, to auto join/exit some useless meetings while I'm asleep where I'd have to just stay silent with camera off the whole time, etc).", "AHK or Automator. Don’t set it to run for 8 hours, people do take breaks.", "A software called \"Caffeine\" or a hardware mouse jiggler off Amazon like others have mentioned", "Try installing a mouse clicker software or mouse automation/mover software", "So many physical solutions, but your computer can do this for you.\n\nhttps://techexpert.tips/powershell/powershell-moving-mouse-automatically/", "Install an auto clicker app, you can specify the frequency the system will do a click. Gonna stay available all the time plus it prevents the machine going to sleep also.", "And everyone is screaming how unjust it is to be asked to go back to the office. It's shit like this lmao" ]

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[ "What is the most disturbing/upsetting sentence you can write to someone who can’t write you back? ", "What is the most disturbing/upsetting sentence you can write to someone who can’t write you back? ", "What is the most disturbing/upsetting sentence you can write to someone who can’t write you back? " ]

[ "Is it weird that I like when my boyfriend calls my asshole a pussy? Or, alternatively\n\nWould you rather die by getting all of your limbs chopped off and bleeding out or by being doused in gasoline and set on fire?", "There is nothing I can say and there is nothing that you can do about it. ", "Tell them something you \"think\" about them. Tell them that you know that they're a criminal, or gay or some shit like that. make it seem like you genuinely think something bad about them.\n\n" ]

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", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? ", "I need extra money. I can't dance and I have the grace of a drunk baboon, so stripping is out. However, I can sing really well, am decently personable, and I can be naked with a respectable amount of male interest. How do I rake in those bills? " ]

[ "Sell feet Pics to dudes who are into that, I know a girl who actually made a decent amount of money by literally just sending pictures of her feet to dudes with that fetish. Now it probably won’t be as much money as a stripper would make but hey, all you gotta do is snap a pic of your feet and toes, dudes will pay up seems easy enough lol.", "Stream yourself playing video games on twitch. Wear a low cut top and I’ve heard you can make really decent money. I’m guessing especially if you’re good at the games. I know this is online, but you won’t be naked so maybe it’s okay?", "Join one of the eating can sites, you might need to work harder to keep off the weight but people pay to watch hot people eat lots of food", "There’s a sugar daddy website that’s popular. Could also look into the suggestion above about sucking dick for money. I know some women who do it on the regular for free, so might be a good side gig for some cash.", "No lie I once talked to a girl who got paid 500 bucks by some dude to kick him in the nuts for an hour. They met on tinder but im sure if you go on craigslist or something you'd be able to find something up that alley.", "I'm a guy, and I really don't care how bad you are at dancing if you're hot and taking your clothes off. That's definitely an option.\n\n", "I used to be a bouncer. Fat women are not as popular in the strip club as most are led to believe. \n\nHave you considered becoming a cam girl, or sucking dick for money?", "Take a class, pole dancing classes are super popular these days. Otherwise, create a lewd/softcore porn account. Google tips from other women who do it or even reach out to them, the sex worker community is pretty positive and helpful.", "You really do not need to be good at dancing to be a stripper. Trust me, guys dont give a shit about your \"dance\" skills.", "Prostitution.\n\nI'll tell you a little something: when I was younger I used to think the difference between a strip club and a brothel was black and white, now that I'm older I've come to find it's only grey.\n\nOr you could learn to dance and then strip. Or you could find a decent paying trade job.", "“I can sing really well”\n\nYou’ve got a better chance at making money as a stripper that can’t dance than you do as a singer, even if you really are good at it. Even if you’re capable of making money doing it it will likely take years to build up an audience big enough to generate any kind of significant income.\n\nMy suggestion is that if you want to try to make money singing, make videos of yourself stripping while doing it. That could actually work. Otherwise you’ll be eating ketchup sandwiches for at least a few years.", "Sell your worn socks and underwear. I heard a podcast about this, people have some unique kinks. The longer you wear them the more they are worth, I recall her highest sold sock was a pair she wore for over a week.", "You don’t need to dance to strip. You literally just stand there and rock back and forth and you’ll get $$ if you’re attractive.", "Try onlyfans. It's social media where someone can pay to subscribe to your content. I promote my content via reddit and other social media and direct people to that site where I try to give them their money's worth.\n\n \n\n\nIf you want to use my referral link it's [Here](https://onlyfans.com/?ref=7099985) but you don't have to. You can also dm me re anything related.", "Look into a class to learn to apply fake eyelashes. The course may be expensive but so many women have lash extensions. You could make a lot of money, in your own home, in your spare time.", "Donate Plasma. Not sure if anyone has mentioned this but when I started school I would do this alot, initially i think I made over 700 bucks in a month for 2 sessions a week. I went to biolife plasma.", "If your state has no laws against panhandling you can just find someplace and hold a sign of some kind indicating that you want money. Or not even necessarily say you want money, the sign can be something clever. People will know what you're doing. One of the most successful signs I've seen was literally \"Fuck You Pay Me\" and people *loved* it. Props will be helpful here. I used a giant hiking backpack. If you have a dog, this is a plus. Be mindful of where you pick, people have to be easily able to get to you without putting you or themselves in danger.\n\nIf you could play the guitar, I would suggest standing next to stop signs and playing/singing songs. In this case you wouldn't need a sign, people will naturally get the idea. Gas stations, Wal-marts and strip malls work best. This might not work if your state has strict laws on panhandling, so do research ahead of time. Colorado for instance has no laws against panhandling that I'm aware of, but in Florida they might arrest you, something I personally witnessed. If you don't have a sign you can just argue that you're just playing music and get out of getting arrested (this happened to me).\n\nIf you can't play an instrument then you might be able to get away with a pre-recorded instrumental of some sort. When I did it with guitar I went through the same 5 songs on a loop. People will only be seeing you for 30 seconds so being repetitive isn't an issue. Another thing I would do would be to park near gas stations or at the far end of a gas station parking lot, put down an empty gas jug, sit on the back of my car and just play the guitar. Eventually someone will come over and give you money or fill up some or all of your gas jug. Or the gas station attendant will kick you out. Once again if the cops come there's no sign so you can talk your way out of it.\n\nI feel like its worth mentioning that as a woman I feel like you're most likely at a higher risk of getting harassed but maybe that's not true. I'd highly suggest having a partner. This stuff only works until you get kicked out, then that place is off-limits. Don't push it. As far as how much money you can get, that varies wildly by location. Some places you'll get a lot, others practically nothing. I made over $1000 in a day outside of a random Wal-mart in Kansas but that was by far my best haul. One time in Washington D.C. I made literally nothing and it fucking sucked.", "I sold used knickers when I struggled, people will take requests too and you don't need a pic of anything other than them on your bottom half couple of subreddits sell them too. Wear some pants for however long they request and send em off when ya get the money.", "Chaturbate with a mask or just keep the cam off your face. Tons of them on there do that.", "Sasha Grey has a twitch account, she streams gaming, she DJs, etc etc. Check it out.", "Cam sites. If your willing to get naked, its safe from home and you wont have to physically be around anyone.", "Burlesque? Not as much coordination needed as actual stripping and you can use your voice.", "Surprised noone has mentioned the option to be an escort. There are still people out there that hire escorts for non-sexual purposes, allthough you will have to state clearly that sex is not an option.", "Sell nudes/videos etc without your face in.\n\n\nPlenty of dudes would be down for that, especially if you can do requests or whatever (wear certain things, pose certain ways).", "Did you consider bartending/ shopping mall work? Or if you are into that kind of stuff, do house calls, like go dancing or swinging in other people party’s? All of these you can do part-time.", "1. If you think people would ask death by snu snu use this on your favor, you can sell that too (personally im in to big girls).\n2. I'm was super clumsy, had two left feet, but I did practice salsa for 6 months, now I'm a reasonable dancer.\n3. The Instagram thing is ok if you don't show your face, also I heard is a very common gig.\n4. Send pics, we are curious. XD", "we probably could help you better if you posted pics/ videos. this will help us make a more informed decision.", "Good grief can’t you just get a part time job. Unemployment is at record lows." ]

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[ "I’m not a legal expert but if you have names of those at your place who weren’t the Airbnb customers, could you file trespassing charges with the police on those not permitted in the house?", "Invite them to stay a free night on your behalf and then burn it down with them inside idk what to tell you man AirBnB has always been sketchy. There’s tons of stories of people having their houses torn apart and not getting a dime from them or their insurance. It’s a sketchy website for sketchy people.", "Buy a bunch of keys that don’t work for anything and keychains you can write on. Write their names and numbers on the keys and leave them all over the place, everywhere you go. People will call them and say they found their keys for months. And it will be a ton of different people so they can’t just block a number. Also the confusion after a few calls will be mental warfare.", "Definitely don't back down from Airbnb paying fur damages and stolen items. Same thing happened to my neighbours with Airbnb guests who upturned their hot tub and then rolled it down the hill. It took some time but ultimately Airbnb paid them. It was a real pain, but They are ultimately responsible. It's going to be tough, but you should get reimbursed by Airbnb eventually.", "Sign them up for everything under the sun from bariatric surgery consultations to car warranty companies to all the promotional text stuff, making sure spam is in all forms (calls/texts/emails), but do not pick one of these comments, pick as many of them as possible.", "I was at a dinner party with someone who worked at a high support level for Airbnb. I think you should keep working with them and get more pics and whatever they need. This was several years ago, but the person who worked for them explained that it wasn’t that difficult to get at least up to $10k back from Airbnb for damages if they were under that. They explained that it was only above that number that they got far more thorough.", "How many photos did you take? Walkthrough videos? \n\nDid your camera capture faces or bodies of the people occupying your home? \n\nDestruction of private property is a crime so follow up with police, I doubt AB&B can have your back here. Change your locks and make sure your security system works. Cameras both inside and outside will help. \n\nAs for retribution and a little fun, reorder more pizzas. Lots of them. Send them anywhere but your home. They should have the cr", "My advice would be to let it go. It's a risk of the business. Don't put valuable things in a rental. Make sure you get a deposit in the future, and ID's. \n\nIf you had ID, you could file a felony vandalism case and maybe get restitution from court.", "Jfc how old are the commenters here? They’re all like “ding dong ditch them! Write their number on a bathroom stall, it’ll be so funny and they’ll NEVER stop getting calls!”", "Airbnb suuuucks. I had almost the reverse experience a few years back. \n\nThe owner claimed there was shit on the walls after my stay. Airbnb asked for proof to the contrary or I would have to pay an additional $150 cleaning fee. \n\nI told them I’m not sure how one would go about proving such a thing other than I don’t currently nor have I ever resided in an insane asylum. \n\nHaven’t used Airbnb since.", "All companies are getting to the point where it doesn't matter what evidence you provide, they wont reimburse. Unless its a proven accident with police report, there is no proof, or theres always a denial reason.", "Airbnb is unable to digitally track someone who booked your place? How does this crap even work without the guest Sharing each and every personal information with the owner?", "Buy some used drug paraphernalia (crack pipe) off a homeless person. Call the cops and say you found the drug stuff on your property after the airbnb guests left. Probably an easy way to frame them since you said the guest's buddy was a felon.", "I'd forget about the guest and keep pursing Airbnb. If they refuse to cooperate, file a small claims. They'll probably just settle with you and then go after the guest for reimbursement (hopefully) or just take it as a loss. This way you still get back at the guest but distance your focus with them cause Airbnb is handling it.\n\n", "Omg, if you have their numbers, do what that guy in Cairns did to his ex-missus and put posters up saying call this number and give your best Chewbucca impersonation for a chance to win $100. They will get hammered with calls. Petty, yet effective.", "If there's stuff missing and damage to your property hey the police involved.", "You might try small claims, but this is the risk you take renting out an air BnB. It's fast money with little oversight on both you and the guests. If the guys who did this took picture of their act with no time stamps they can just submit them as evidence of the residence and it's up to you to prove it wasn't like that. You need much less evidence than criminal court, but it'll still be an uphill battle. Air BnB does its best not to get involved. As shitty as it is, that's just roll of the dice of operating essentially an unlicensed hotel.", "Im sorry but the airbnb buissniess model is you being fucked in these kinds of situations. I would suggest getting out of the \"gig economy\" if you at all have the possibility.", "They trashed your place and soiled not one, but 29 nappies.\n\nThis is not someone to mess with.", "Call child services. That kid is better off in the system than with parents like those.", "Worst case scenario - Paste their info in here/all over and let the internet do its thing.", "You can definitely sue , but if the people are already poor pieces of shit it won’t do much . There is not a lot of recourse for already poor pieces of shit with shit cr", "Sounds to me like those people were there to fuck you over. The diapers, hidden food and wotnot.\n\nYou lost $300 or so.\n\nI would regard that as 'getting away with it' \n\nIt could have been worse, considering what you know about the extra guest.\n\nMove on.", "So sorry you ran into the small percentage of bad guests on AirBNB. Being sleepless because of these animals isn’t worth it. Think of them as a bunch of baby / adult monkeys disguised in human form. Too bad they ended up in your place. Hope your issue gets resolved soon!", "Reading this just made me so sad. You sound like a genuinely nice and respectful person and I’m so sorry you were treated like this by terrible people. I don’t have any useful tips really, but I just hope you get justice for this and recoup your money. I really hate what rotten people do to kind people :(", "Is it possible that Mr felon has a parole/probation officer? If so they are on a tight leash. He doesn't need much to toss him back in jail (pretty much the ultimate revenge). \n\nYou are going to have to patient/creative/lucky. You can feel free to lie to any civilian to get information just don't pretend to be law enforcement and don't lie to law enforcement. Start with the arresting officer. He would probably love to help and can cut through red tape.", "If you put the apartment in a sock, when they try to grab and trash the place all they get is sock.", "If you have phone numbers, sign them up for spam. You could also use something like https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/reverse-phone-lookup to potentially get an address. If you get an address, well, the world is your oyster", "I am so sorry this happened to you. I am angry on your behalf. My family and I have used Airbnb for a few vacations and had wonderful experiences. A few asshats should not get away with this type of bullshit that ruins the service for everyone. Please keep us posted!", "Honestly just post the phone number here and I'm sure we will all get creative on your behalf.", "Also you can post the felons number on one of those gay hot lines and leave a really sexual voicemail and he will also get blown up by creepy old naked men", "You have this guys number right so post an add about a really nice car that’s dirt cheap and he will get endless calls and texts. You could also do one about free puppies", "This is super shitty that people would do this to you . To be honest though, if your going to treat a house like a business , then this is the cost of doing business . Theft , shitty customers , vandalism … those are unfortunately all shitty things business owners have to deal with . My advise …cut your loss, move on.", "Sounds like Airbnb. Have had plenty of horror stories myself. Proof means fuck all to these people. Never ever ever using Airbnb again.", "Post it up on social media. Bring in local news. Make it a PR issue for Airbnb", "I'm going to leave this comment here even if I loose ALL my karmas. Listen reddit is soooo ready to empathize with everyone. What they did is WRONG, but do you have to replace so many things?! they left trash and trash should be cleaned, you charge a cleaning fee so part of cleaning comes from there. You want to replace everything that's your opinion! You thought you can buy two homes, and have it run itself? airbnb is a lot of responsibility you cannot charge people for cleaning staying etc and ask them to replace everything because they were filthy I'm pretty sure they were not clean but you are definitely exaggerating! Airbnb was right you sent some pics wanted to replace everything and they said no!", "I work in insurance. For property we’d be looking for a loss report (made to Airbnb already, you can also show your call log to the PD to show you reported it there), proof of ownership for the missing items (receipt, online order, pic of the box, bank/card statement showing purchase). I always enjoy a sarcastic empty space pic as well showing where the item used to be. Make a list of everything damaged, get proof of ownership for each item and an estimate to replace same or similar. Then keep at em.", "Contact a lawyer. He would give you better advice than anyone here could. I am sure this is not the first time an airbnb has been trashed.", "Classified ads with their numbers seeking men of all kinds, to do all kinds of things to them. Guaranteed phone ringing 24/7.", "Call his county probation service or state department of corrections. If he's a felon, he has a probatation officer, so find out which officer is assigned to his case and report him. Felons are not allowed to misbehave in society or they go straight back to prison. But that would be cruel. You could also abandon the resentment you feel and cut your losses. My parents have a few properties they rent and the amount of damage we've invested in for the past 15 years, well, it's just part of being a landlord. When investing in a business everything has to be considered when choosing a service fee. Part of that price has to be for possibls damages too and you put that money in a savings account specifically for that. I'm not sure how Airbnb goes, but typically that's how renting goes. Overall, every business has its losses and we just try to do better next time.", "Call a hotel and ask them how they handled it ...you should have insurance. Or just get out of the hotel game and do something else. You going after pretty scary people won't work...because if they figure out its you...you ain't prepared to go to their level. Accept your loss, contact your insurance company.. you're a business, act like it", "Airbnb is contributing to the decimation of the housing market; of course they don't care about you. They probably have a tight legal team, too.\n\nCivil suits are your only recourse for the guests.", "I think my suggestion is evil. It is very illegal, morally reprehensible, may result in considerable emotional distress for yourself, and may ultimately land you in jail if you fuck this up, but if you are successful you will ruin their lives. I want to reiterate that this is not cool, but it will be incredibly unethical in every way possible and will ruin their lives (or yours if you're caught): if you have a computer, or any way of playing DVD, you can source child porn(again, this is fucking wrong) and leave it on the device, then notify the police and tell them that you discovered it in the device when you ejected the tray etc. SOMEONE (you if you fuck this up) will go to prison for it, and the person with the child will at the very least have a lot of questions to answer. I feel dirty just for writing this, and do not condone ANY of it.", "This feels like it was personal and you \"started it first\" \nTell us the whole story but if not you really only have one choice and that is something I will not post on here", "Ppl will do anything for a dollar even put house up to rent out to partiers", "Was it your actual home or a second home you bought to make money? Cuz if it's the latter, good.", "The real tip is sell your extra home you don’t need and let someone else own it that’s needs a home more than some temporary accommodation.\n\nYou’ll never have to go thru this again!", "\"I rented my house out for hours at exorbitant prices completely unsupervised and I'm surprised to find my shit wrecked. Wa wa wa\" \n\nHave you never had a job working with the public? \n\nMaybe you could put your house to better use by renting it at a reasonable price to a family. \n\nOh money. Never mind." ]

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[ "Some of my family and friends have been repeatedly harassed by someone from Florida. I have their phone number now. ", "Some of my family and friends have been repeatedly harassed by someone from Florida. I have their phone number now. ", "Some of my family and friends have been repeatedly harassed by someone from Florida. I have their phone number now. ", "Some of my family and friends have been repeatedly harassed by someone from Florida. I have their phone number now. " ]

[ "Reverse lookup their address in yellow pages or whatever it is using the phone number. Submit their name, phone number and address to the church of Scientology and say that you are really interested in becoming a member and 'discovering peace and happiness.' Repeat with Jehova's Witnesses if you want.", "Make fake ads on craigslist with their phone number. Eventually they'll have to change it.", "I remember there used to be stuff from Disney and Nickelodeon where you could have a character from one of their shows call a number as a wake up call for summer campers. \n\nWe messed with one friend who got wake up calls every 15 minutes for a full day. \"Good Morning, Camper! Are you ready for Volleyball today?\", etc. \n\nA lot of those things still exist.", "If you want to ruin their lives I think you’d need a lot more than a phone number." ]

[ 4, 3, 3, 0 ]

[ "Finding an industry norm commission % in a very tight-lipped industry / workplace. ", "Finding an industry norm commission % in a very tight-lipped industry / workplace. ", "Finding an industry norm commission % in a very tight-lipped industry / workplace. " ]

[ "There might be a really good Facebook group of similar professionals. In my profession, we experience wage discrimination on the regular along with companies just not wanting to pay us what we are worth even with our education and experience, so we pretty freely share (there) how much we make with who and where in order to boost our wages and the wages of our peers. People can always PM you if they do not want to say for everybody to see.", "There is always the game-theoretic approach: who cares what others get. put in a number that is higher for what you would definitely decline, and lower for what you would definitely accept.\nHammer dobb that interval untill you are indifferent whether to accept or decline. That number shall be your price.", "Not sure your industry but maybe look for public companies that have been sold where agents like what you do were part of the deal, then look at their agreements?" ]

[ 2, 2, 1 ]

[ "On Southwest Airways flights, by how much can I jump ahead in the boarding line and not get called out on it? Everybody knows Southwest's infamous [line up by letter/number boarding system](https://www.southwest.com/html/generated/help/faqs/boarding_the_plane_faq.html) with no pre-assigned seating.\n\nIf SWA is boarding A 1-30 and you try to slide in with B 9, the gate agent will call you out on it and send you slinking to the back to wait your turn. \n\nBut how inflexible is the sequential boarding policy?\n\n&amp;#x200B;\n\nIf they've just called A 1-30, and you are holding A 51, can you slip in after A14, plead dyslexia, and make it on board? What about if they've just called A31-60 and you jump to the front, so you are technically still boarding with the group you are supposed to be in?", "On Southwest Airways flights, by how much can I jump ahead in the boarding line and not get called out on it? Everybody knows Southwest's infamous [line up by letter/number boarding system](https://www.southwest.com/html/generated/help/faqs/boarding_the_plane_faq.html) with no pre-assigned seating.\n\nIf SWA is boarding A 1-30 and you try to slide in with B 9, the gate agent will call you out on it and send you slinking to the back to wait your turn. \n\nBut how inflexible is the sequential boarding policy?\n\n&amp;#x200B;\n\nIf they've just called A 1-30, and you are holding A 51, can you slip in after A14, plead dyslexia, and make it on board? What about if they've just called A31-60 and you jump to the front, so you are technically still boarding with the group you are supposed to be in?" ]

[ "Just put an ace bandage around your ankle, limp up to the desk and show/tell them you sprained your ankle and need help boarding. You'll be one of the first ones on the plane.", "Ask someone in group A to vouch for you as a friend travelling together. They let companions together since it’s common for tickets booked together to get different boarding groups. You don’t have to sit next to each other." ]

[ 11, 5 ]

[ "Can a person rack up credit card debt, flee a country and be off the hook of that debt? ", "Can a person rack up credit card debt, flee a country and be off the hook of that debt? ", "Can a person rack up credit card debt, flee a country and be off the hook of that debt? ", "Can a person rack up credit card debt, flee a country and be off the hook of that debt? ", "Can a person rack up credit card debt, flee a country and be off the hook of that debt? ", "Can a person rack up credit card debt, flee a country and be off the hook of that debt? " ]

[ "Obviously it depends on the specific countries involved, but probably not. The debt would likely be held by a private entity (bank / other lender / seller of goods). That entity would be able to sue to collect the debt. In most cases, relations between countries would have to essentially be at the level of active ongoing war to foreclose the ability of citizens of one country from accessing the courts of another country. Notable exceptions are relations between the US on one side and North Korea, Syria, Iran, and Cuba, but US citizens can't do any business in those countries to begin with so they cannot incur debt there at all.", "depends, it must be worth it financially. \nthe country must not have the best economic relations with the former one, like USA-EU,UK or second/third world countries (usa, russia and third).", "I did in Dubai.\nWas working there making good money. They gave me a decent sized limit.", "Yes. I've read articles about people going to mexico to get away from US debt. You probably cant use a bank with US ties but other than that, you would have to have levels of debt in like the millions before it became worth it for them to go after you in another country. I doubt that they could just garnish your wages or seize your bank accounts in a foreign country based off of a debt the originating country without a lot of legal work in that foreign country. And thats assuming they could easily find you. Make it even slightly hard to find you means they would have to hire a private detective to find you in a foreign coutnry to seize your assets. I just dont see it happening.", "So one of my managers did something similar, he ran up a US cr", "How would the cr" ]

[ 4, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1 ]

[ "A way to use free item coupons infinitely at self-serve checkouts - where's the flaw? ", "A way to use free item coupons infinitely at self-serve checkouts - where's the flaw? " ]

[ "some self check registers have a light screen on the coupon slot. Won't read the coupon, but will register that at least some piece of paper went through the slot. So it doesn't HAVE to be the one you use.\n\nHOWEVER, if you ring up more than a few of the same coupons, it WILL flag the system, and when you go to pay it WILL have you wait for assistance. If anything looks fishy, and the employee is at least half-witted, they can easily open the bin where the coupons go into past the slot, notice the missing 20+ coupons you claim to have used, then have you put into WalMart Jail.", "It depends on the walmart. I have friends who have openly shoplifted from Walmart with bags full - no receipt. The one time they were stoped, they said they didn't grab the receipt and needed to go. \n\nPoint is, do it. Most employees won't care" ]

[ 5, 0 ]

[ "What can I do to lightly sabotage the network of a school that denied my promotion I spent years working for? ", "What can I do to lightly sabotage the network of a school that denied my promotion I spent years working for? ", "What can I do to lightly sabotage the network of a school that denied my promotion I spent years working for? ", "What can I do to lightly sabotage the network of a school that denied my promotion I spent years working for? ", "What can I do to lightly sabotage the network of a school that denied my promotion I spent years working for? ", "What can I do to lightly sabotage the network of a school that denied my promotion I spent years working for? " ]

[ "If you’re the IT guy and can’t figure out how to make the network **not** work, maybe you don’t deserve that promotion after all.", "Find yourself some server room. Unplug the cables. But leave them \"in\" so they're just \"loose\"", "Bruh if you can't figure this one out it's time to change careers. I'm in IT sales, ex network engineer and there are so many options here I can't believe you had to reach out to reddit.", "We would probably need more information about the said network to give you good advice.", "You could open up a port leave it for a while then pay someone to dos it or do what the other guy said leave a couple cables loose", "I mean.. having access to the UniFi controller it would be pretty easy to slow the wifi right down by adjusting the wireless channels or even disabling 5ghz and forcing everything to connect via 2.4gjz. However, those are the things I'd be looking for if assigned to fix the slow wireless. So.. might not do much unless everyone below you is extremely incompetent." ]

[ 89, 17, 12, 2, 1, 1 ]

[ "I need to use AAA trip interruption reimbursement but I wasn't on a trip ", "I need to use AAA trip interruption reimbursement but I wasn't on a trip ", "I need to use AAA trip interruption reimbursement but I wasn't on a trip ", "I need to use AAA trip interruption reimbursement but I wasn't on a trip ", "I need to use AAA trip interruption reimbursement but I wasn't on a trip ", "I need to use AAA trip interruption reimbursement but I wasn't on a trip ", "I need to use AAA trip interruption reimbursement but I wasn't on a trip ", "I need to use AAA trip interruption reimbursement but I wasn't on a trip ", "I need to use AAA trip interruption reimbursement but I wasn't on a trip ", "I need to use AAA trip interruption reimbursement but I wasn't on a trip ", "I need to use AAA trip interruption reimbursement but I wasn't on a trip ", "I need to use AAA trip interruption reimbursement but I wasn't on a trip ", "I need to use AAA trip interruption reimbursement but I wasn't on a trip ", "I need to use AAA trip interruption reimbursement but I wasn't on a trip ", "I need to use AAA trip interruption reimbursement but I wasn't on a trip " ]

[ "Overthinking it and giving some bs complicated story is not the way to go.\n\n\nJust tick the box saying you went 100 miles, and in your supporting letter just write \"happened on a trip, driving over 100 miles\" the less they know the better. Whatever desk jockey your claim comes across doesn't care where you went, as long as your letter says 100 miles. Thats all they need for their boss to be happy so why investigate further?\n\n\nKeep it simple stupid\n\n\n", "This isn’t unethical. “they said go ahead and get a rental, we will reimburse you”. They have an obligation to pay.\n\nCall them and say you were told to get a rental, and that it would be reimbursed. If they try to make you pay, ask for a manager.\n\nDid they really say you could have a rental for a month?", "All these people saying that they have to honor whatever some agent told you are completely wrong. Insurance goes by what's on your policy. Read your policy. If you really want to get a lawyer as some have suggested you won't win. \n\nOnly good advice I've seen is to lie and say you were on a trip, if they look into it (which I personally doubt) and you weren't on a trip you may have to pay back whatever they pay out or get sued. Up to you.", "Please consider this is a month ago. Wording can be tricky. I highly doubt the rep said \"get a rental car, we will reimburse you\". Could have been \"hey we have a reimbursement policy up to $500 if you decide to get a rental\". Showing no viability to paying for the rental. Their calls should be recorded too. I am a licensed sales agent and if we make a false interpretation a clause has to be written into their insurance policy for the error. But they are not licensed agents just call center representatives. AAA has no liability or just cause to honor what some Bobo says to you on the phone regardless. They have policies and clauses. \nAnd does AAA reimburse? I have heard them say I would get reimbursed when a state trooper insisted on calling a tow truck because AAA takes soo long (they pay their truckers shit. Please always remember to tip your dude). And after it was said and done they didn't reimburse me anything!!\nSomeone mentioned ticking the box and saying you were going to be traveling. If they push it through, shame on them. If someone calls and questions you, liars never prosper and explain you were heading out for a trip. Apologize and move on...", "I would be very careful when making any statements in a situation where insurance is involved. You may very well get away with making false statements, particularly when you have plausible deniability, but insurance and fraud are two things you really don’t want to get yourself into. If however we want to indulge your fantasy about getting reimbursed money that is not actually contractually owes to you, the first thing you need to do is read every last word of every document ever given or emailed to you because the moment any (seemingly) ambiguous language in the contract appears to be broken from your end, they will deny your claim, not renew your insurance and you will be more than making up for the money you were trying to get back while you switch insurance companies. \nA lot of these situations will end with you being deposed and then questioned why the testimony you gave under oath differs from the info you provided when you were trying to get reimbursed. Then you essentially must say you weren’t being honest before (insert any number of reasons) and that your deposition is true, and again you will be left with no reimbursement, an insurance company that gives you the boot, and the time, energy, and resources spent on trying to knowingly get money you aren’t entitled to.\nFor your sake I hope it works out and there is no issue with the rental reimbursement but I implore you to think twice about making any false statements, verbally or in writing, going forward. Not worth the risks.\nGood luck!", "DO NOT MAKE ANY FALSE STATEMENT TO THEM.\n\nIt could constitute insurance fraud. Which isn't something to fuck with, it's a extremely heavily punished crime if caught.", "You need to tell them you recently moved to a new town more than a 100 miles away and were visiting on a leisure trip.", "Fwiw- I had AAA and let it lapse. Then I broke down on a rural road at the beginning of Covid, this was around the same time cops were killing people for counterfeit $10 bills. \n\nI called AAA and they didn’t care that it expired, took my cr", "Are they saying you had to have driven 100 miles from your residence, or does the planned trip just have to be 100 miles from your residence? If it's the latter, and they call you out on it having happened in your town, tell them you'd just begun the 100 mile trip and barely made it a mile before it all went down.", "I've used this service before to get reimbursed for hotels and food when my car broke down. They're going to ask for receipts to prove you were away from home.", "it would be fairly easy for them to just get the accident report and see that you weren't 100 miles away from your primary residence", "What kind of AAA coverage do you have? I apparently have the lowest level of coverage that my wife signed us up for on a promotion. I found out it was the lowest level when my alternator died and then my battery died in rural South Dakota. AAA said I had three miles of towing but the nearest shop in South Dakota at that point on the map was 100 hundred miles. AND I was told that I had to ask tow truck driver if I could ride with him, that AAA couldn't. I asked what if he said no, \"Well, just call a cab\". Yeah, cabs all over SD. I've upgraded but had no idea about this trip interruption benefit.", "If this is through the roadside part of AAA then you're only going to get paid for one day. That's all they offer coverage for at the top level (as far as I am aware).\n\nIf this is through AAA insurance then they won't care about how far you were because that doesn't matter for a claim.", "Dude these people will believe you. Just have reasons for them to believe you. Fake receipts witnesses(friends) no prob", "Did they....just send the wrong forms to you? When I took my car to get fixed for some body damage after someone keyed my car (some rando on the street, did not piss anyone off), the body shop handled it and claimed it for me.\n\nAs others have said, I would call AAA and see if the place you got your car fixed at can back up your story. No need to lie if they weren't clear, the onus is on them." ]

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Advice? ", "Called off for work and said my car had to get towed because it wasn’t working, boss is asking for receipt for the tow and repair. Advice? ", "Called off for work and said my car had to get towed because it wasn’t working, boss is asking for receipt for the tow and repair. Advice? ", "Called off for work and said my car had to get towed because it wasn’t working, boss is asking for receipt for the tow and repair. Advice? ", "Called off for work and said my car had to get towed because it wasn’t working, boss is asking for receipt for the tow and repair. Advice? ", "Called off for work and said my car had to get towed because it wasn’t working, boss is asking for receipt for the tow and repair. Advice? ", "Called off for work and said my car had to get towed because it wasn’t working, boss is asking for receipt for the tow and repair. Advice? 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Advice? ", "Called off for work and said my car had to get towed because it wasn’t working, boss is asking for receipt for the tow and repair. Advice? ", "Called off for work and said my car had to get towed because it wasn’t working, boss is asking for receipt for the tow and repair. Advice? ", "Called off for work and said my car had to get towed because it wasn’t working, boss is asking for receipt for the tow and repair. Advice? ", "Called off for work and said my car had to get towed because it wasn’t working, boss is asking for receipt for the tow and repair. Advice? ", "Called off for work and said my car had to get towed because it wasn’t working, boss is asking for receipt for the tow and repair. Advice? ", "Called off for work and said my car had to get towed because it wasn’t working, boss is asking for receipt for the tow and repair. Advice? 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[ "Your friend towed you with his truck and put your battery on a charger. You can't afford a tow truck", "Next time keep your story simple. Boss, I can't come to work because I have diarrhea. Nobody wants to talk about diarrhea and he probably doesn't want proof. Proof would be gross.", "Go to a repair shop. Have them write you up a quote for a (insert repair type here) + tow. Give that to your boss and explain you have not yet paid as the repair is not finished.", "Always keep a picture of a flat tire, but before you send it screenshot it, and make sure the metadata of the picture isn’t involved, then send.", "When AAA tows you they don’t give you a receipt. Make one for the repair shop as others have said.", "There should be exactly one reason a receipt like this should be shown at work: just assume your boss is awesome and wants to pay for because they feel bad. Why else do they need to see it?", "Future advice, never tell your supervisor why calling out work for the day. All they need to know is you’re not going to be there. If they want you to elaborate just say “I’m not feeling well” and leave it at that.", "Google tow truck invoice images. There are tons of templates. You add your own info and a name of a place nearby, price, date, etc and print away.", "1) AAA towed it through my insurance. Make sure you have their number in your phone and in call log. \n\n2) Scan any receipt and pay $15 (or do it yourself) to photoshop a tow yard logo at the top of the receipt.", "If he isn't paying the bill he has no right to look at the receipt.\n\n Or have some fun and create one thats funny and give it to him. Mike Hunt's Towing Service for example.\n\nIf you're willing to lie to get out of work, why do you care if you work there?", "AAA showed up. Your battery cable was simply very corroded and loose. They brushed it off for you and reconnected it, and you were good to go.", "Tell him that you didn't bother to get a receipt since you paid cash since you are rolling in dough from working there. However, if if he'd like you to go get a receipt, you'd gladly take the afternoon off, paid of course, to go lookup the shop again and find the right guy who help you and convince him to give you a receipt after the fact. Then ask him if he can spot you a hundred bucks incase you have to grease some palms to get things moved along.", "Id ask your HR department if its normal protocol for you to have to produce that sort of documentation, and tell them you feel like it is harassment", "I am a boss and would never, ever ask someone for a receipt. Also, I have towing worked into my car insurance and I never get a receipt.", "Advice is: dont lie next time. Tell them you can't make it and dont give a reason. Its not a requirement.", "call a tow shop and offer them $50 to print you out a receipt. or try $20 if it's a reaaallly shitty tow shop. but honestly, all towing companies are dirtbags, they'd prob do it for free.", "You need to justify taking a day off from work? What are you a child? Start looking for a new job today. Find a place where they will treat you like an adult. An adult says, \"I need to take the day off, I'll be in tomorrow\". \"what do you mean for what? for non of your business that's for what\".", "This is a massive and unnecessary invasion of privacy. I don’t have any advice except to say I think you need to find a job with better boundaries", "Not trying to be an asshole but my advice would be to stop using lame excuses to get out of work. Most adults can see through these lies easily enough even when you think you pulled them off. Eventually they wear people down and they will start to behave poorly towards you. Meaning they could be the reason you aren’t getting a raise, leadership doesn’t seem to value your opinions as much, etc. Not knowing your situation this might not be fair but I just think a lot of people don’t realise that employers more often then not prefer the truth. No one likes being lied to.", "Here ya go: https://expensesreceipt.com/\n\nPrint it on paper, darken it by 2% in an app and tilt it 1% so it looks like you scanned it on xerox paper and email it to them, or print it lightweight receipt paper (sold at staples) if they want a physical receipt.", "Tell him to fuck off. There are better jobs out there. Step out of your comfort zone and take a risk.", "Tell him you are going to need another day off to go track down the people that helped you to write up a handwritten receipt since it was a favors from people. And ask him if you need to write out the cash value of the beer provided for services or just write case of beer as payment", "Just create one in Word or some shit. As long as it looks halfway decent no one is going to investigate it.", "If you have google docs you can use their invoice template. Use a burner number incase he calls but most places wont give himw aby info due to privacy.", "I'd say \"Nah, I didnt keep receipts because why would I need a receipt for a tow and a tire repair?\" Then from now on call off with \"I won't be in to work today due to personal reasons. See you tomorrow.\"", "Every callout is a personal situation, that’s all you should say. If they press you on it stress the word personal….. that way they can’t try and tie you up in a lie and justify termination", "give it to him and say \"thank you so much for paying for this you're the best!!!\"", "give him any old receipt but put a sock on it. when he tries to take it he'll just get the sock", "You paid cash to get a good price on the repairs / tow thus no receipt.", "Two things:\n\n1. Stop giving details to your fucking bosses. \"I'm calling off and cannot come in\" is the only thing you need to tell them.\" STOP SHARING INFORMATION.\n\n2. \"Are you planning on reimbursing me\". \n\nCase closed", "There’s supposedly good invoice makers on the internet. U could try that and make a realistic one for a local company", "Just go to the nearest shop and get an estimate for some random repair. Tell the boss you are shopping around for the best deal", "Just find a local tow company and pay em a few bucks to write one up. There's at least one out there that'll think it's kinda funny and do it for you. \n\nIt's essentially advertising for them too. You might use them in the future since they hooked you up, and their name/number might stick in your boss's head too.", "How about you tell your boss to get fucked? You’re not ten years old, you don’t have to justify yourself to your boss.", "Create one in Microsoft word with the name of a local shop and print it.", "just find a new job. If your boss is asking for that, he already hates you.", "Your boss is already fed up of you by the sound of it, say a friend helped you, but he's gonna know its bullshit.", "Use an app like [Wave](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/wave-invoicing/id881629660) to create an invoice for free with a burner gmail address and send it to yourself and mark it as paid.\n\nCould also do the same with Venmo and have a friend change their username to like “Phil’s towing” for a week and buy em a beer for their troubles.", "USA? Go to staples, pick up those recipe slips. And make yourself one. \n\nIf you got printer you can just copy one from online and print it out. Make sure to write the phone number of one of your friends, and the address to unlabeled dealership(no phone number online). \n\nOtherwise “I asked a friend to come tow me he has a truck, he fixed up my car for free because he’s my friend”.", "Triple AAA. I don't remember ever grabbing a receipt. They just check ID and your AAA card and tow it to where you want to take it. I'm a Photoshop expert so I'd find a receipt on Google and mod it. Boss ain't calling to verify.", "Something that works is faking a fever, get a thermometer and heat up water to over 100 degrees farenheit, then slowly dilute it with cold water until you get a reading that's about 101-103 Fahrenheit, then send a picture of the thermometer. If they want you to go to the doctor, tell the doctor you have generic symptoms and took Tylenol or ibuprofen and that would explain you you wouldn't have a fever by that point. This is a pretty easy way to build a convincing story that you're sick, because there isn't really a test for common colds so they will assume it's that.", "Say no. If your boss is asking for that it's probably a shitty job. Shitty jobs are loathe to fire people because it's tough to get people to show up to shitty jobs. \n\nIf it's a good job I'd be shocked if a manager is that petty.", "OP, do you call out a lot or something? Trying to figure out why on earth your boss would ask you for that!", "Make one up. Write 'Towing: $80. paid date' What's he gonna do? Call the place and verify it? Nah not poss.\n\nThere's your receipt.\n\nDon't even print it. Do a handwritten one. Yeah I used a guy who does it on the side so no he doesn't have a business card.\n\nHe wants more than that tell him to go kick rocks", "Just make a invoice it should be fairly simple.. Get on Google and look for tow truck invoice then save the one you want and ", "I once had a boss that would always ask for proof of why I would be calling in. One day I woke early before work and puked all over my bathroom. I immediately took a picture and sent it to my boss at 3 am saying I wouldn't be coming in. From that moment on he never asked for proof from me ever again.", "I have AAA with free towing. They have never provided me a receipt for a free tow.", "I brought a carbon copy receipt book from an office supply store and just used a page part way through. Got someone else to write it out for me bc my handwriting is fairly distinctive. Fudged all the details when needed to provide receipts for something", "Go to a tow yard and offer to pay them 50 bucks for a fake receipt. No idea if this would work but many tow companies are unscrupulous and just trying to make as much cash as easily as possible.", "You could just create a receipt on a computer. Use a no name company name as a header and fill in the amount yourself. Print out off and boom.. you have a tow receipt.", "You could always tell him you called the tow company and asked to speak to the tow truck operator and then told the driver you didn’t have enough for the tow but that if he got to bring the work truck home at night you’d be happy to pay him $20 more for the tow than he would get at work in cash so he didn’t have to wait till pay day. \n\nThen look at a photo of your vehicle type/color and crop out everything that isn’t the broken vehicle and the top 3 or 4 inches of the tow truck bed so they can’t identify the truck so that you can protect the driver after he did you a favor. With the promise that if you needed a tow in the future it would come with a huge tip and a great review. \n\n*Find another job option/possibility before you say this part, unless you have no financial responsibilities. \n\n\nWhen your boss looks at the photo, tell him you debated on even showing it to him because honestly if he doesn’t trust you why are you even working for him. If your boss fires you - I promise you can do better. \n\nFinal note, I was a tow truck driver for years and this kinda thing happened all the time, boss knew about it and only asked that I get people to sign a waiver absolving him and his company of any and all liability. So I could tow family and friends, and the occasional cop or first responder- they absolutely never had to pay.", "You can buy blank receipt books at like Staples, OfficeMax, UPS or the Kinkos store. Lots of them are 24 hours. The types of businesses that use them are mom and pops. Look one business up, check their prices, and then use the info to write out your own receipt, with bad handwriting, and just the key words and accurate price legible. \n\n Tell work they can't keep the receipt cuz your insurance needs it for reimbursement. That's so you can use this receipt book again or share with your friends.", "Yeah - say you used AAA. It is free (a tow) with membership. No receipt needed", "Why didn't the boss just come pick you up if you're that essential? Most tow companies are pretty shady, could probably just pay one to make a fake bill...or pay them to tow the boss's car", "What kind of job do you have that this is a normal request? Jeez Louise. Tell your boss that unless he/she is going to pay the bill then its none of their business.", "What business is it of his? It's not. I'd tell him he can FOAD. Tired of bosses like that.", "Tell him no. You don’t owe him that. And if he pushes it, tell him you’re an employee, not a child, and you aren’t paid enough for his games", "Send a picture of the photoshopped receipt and use it to leverage a pay raise.", "Say “you think I can afford a tow truck?” your buddy drives a big pickup and he pulled it to the shop for you", "Quit lying to your boss and go to work. And then, I don’t know… go shoplift after your shift or something.", "Pay it and I'll show you. Calls your bluff just write one yourself and say it's a small shop that doesn't do itemized receipts like that", "Not legal in pur country, but I know that there are people who will make/ get you one for a little fee", "None of their god-damn business. You called out as you were unavailable for work that day. End of story, they don’t own you", "Next time, just say you can't work due to a migraine. Don't elaborate and leave it at that.", "My reply would be, “your going to cover the cost, I should say no but I’m not in a position to, the total was $$$$”", "My dad did it you can talk to him, or my friends does repos so he just towed it for me for free, then just find receipt for auto repair slip Payne something for new battery or spark-plugs would work", "Message a friend a conversation asking for a copy of the receipt.\n\nHave a whole conversation like the friend is a family member/parent who paid for your tow and bought you a new battery. \n\nHave them get annoyed about and say they will try to get you a receipt later.\n\nChange the contact name to something like \"dad\"\n\nTake screenshots of the conversation and send to your boss saying you are trying to get the documents they want.\n\nMove on about the issue until they ask again...if they ever do.", "Maybe just say the actual reason you called off next time? Guess it’s a bit late now, but I find most people tend to appreciate honesty, and can simultaneously smell bullshit from a mile away.\n\nWhat was your reason for bailing anyways?", "Make something in google docs. Use the logo from a tow company website. Make something believable then crumple up the invoice like you were pissed off about it. \n\nOr tell your boss the driver cut you 25% off for paying cash with no receipt. \n\nFor the shop invoice you can copy a old invoice and ", "Just say your sick. \n\nShit I hadn't tires slashed and took a cab to work. Day of work paid for the tires", "Just say you didn't keep it. Hell, I tell folks not to even print a receipt these days.", "I like the: I dare you to question my ethics method.\n\nOf course, this depends on the job you're in, your job security, and relationship with your employer.\n\nBoss: Let me see a receipt!\n\nEXCUSE ME, I work my ass off for you. And how DARE YOU question my integrity and ethics. I can't AFFORD to take days off. If my car breaks down I can't prevent that. And if you want to see a receipt you'll see it in court for the suit against you for unlawful termination. I don't miss days by choice. You want to GIVE ME A RAISE so I can afford a better car? You GOING TO PAY for the repairs and NOW I'm a day short on pay? What the hell man - do people lie to you so much that you doubt when people tell you the truth? (pause for effect, the moment he/she speaks) - You know what THIS IS BULLSHIT I come here EVERY DAY and work hard for YOU and this is the shit I have to come back to...and I have a fucked up car to deal with too!\n\nGaslighting works...and prevents future 'questions' of integrity.\n\nOf course, revise to suit your situation. \n\nI'd even recommend 'packing your crap up' in an angry huff - if you feel you have that kind of job security...mumbling working for a lying deceptive crap company, etc. Of course, you have to be willing to work the 'bluff' to the extent you're able. Most bosses/managers will cut you off long before you have to follow through with any threats/actions. Of course, I'm a good worker and have job security. It would be very costly for my company to lose me. I don't know if your situation is similar.\n\nBut the manager is testing you. And if you submit to that 'test' - even if you convince him of an excusable absence he'll want that in the future. Which is what you don't want. You want to be able to take the 'random day off' without being questioned.\n\nOf course...being a good and dependable worker increases the odds of this working in your favor. I don't know your job or situation. But most 'bosses' report to others above them or they 'own' the business and don't want to have to explain how they 'lost an employee' over a stupid question - or have to find a new employee.\n\nThe ultimate goal here is that you occasionally have the freedom to have that 'random mental health day' - we all need and deserve them.", "I am not sure that you have to. If I were you I would check on that and stop lying, you clearly couldn't pull it off. Maybe avoid using unethical life pro tips if you don't have the shoulders for it.", "Goodluck even getting a receipt for roadside assistance for a legit tow thru your insurance.", "Electrical issue that they can't replicate, car is working fine just before the tow truck shows up.", "Does something like CAA or AAA exist where you are? As a member there is no cost to tow up to a certain distance and therefore no receipt.", "Buy a six pack of beer. Be sure it’s chilled in your fridge for a few hours. While waiting for the beer to chill, go to Office max and buy a generic carbon copy receipt form book. Have a buddy fill out the need info. Split the 6 pack with a friend for the help. Enjoy.", "Advice: give no such information and tell the boys it's none of their business. You have a right to take PTO/sick days and using them does not require an excuse. They are yours and you can use them no questions asked. If Boss doesn't like that answer, tell them they can take it up with HR.\n\nyou do not need to explain why you took a day off that is rightfully yours to take", "AAA has never given me a receipt. You easily could have used your buddy's AAA account, I have phoned in a tow for a friend before.", "100% just say no. You don’t owe them anything. Had a boss once tell me that if I was sick enough to stay home and not go to work, I needed a doctors note. I straight said, “I’m not getting a doctors note for a cold.” And that was that", "\"None of your fucking business you nosy prick.\"\n\nIf you're slightly nicer:\n\n\"I'm not going to provide you with any of that, and it's an insult that you asked me. People have personal shit come up, you're the manager and it's your job to deal with those circumstances, not get butthurt a demand proof we weren't just blowing you off.\"", "You sound like a shit employee with history. Own up to your B.S. excuse why to couldn't close Friday night. Sort it out!", "As others said keep your story simple. Also it is your earned sick time. You don't need to give them a reason. I never give my boss a reason. I just said not going to be in today and leave it at that. You are under no obligation to tell them anything medical, family, or personal related.", "AAA membership gets you multiple free tows a year? Maybe something you can do w this somehow even if you don't have a membership?", "Tell him to up your pay or he wont see you or the receipt ever again. Fck your boss.", "Tell your boss to go blow their nose. It might be covered in shit from how deep they are in your ass about your business." ]

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Not only is she…not cute to put it nicely, she’s got the personality of a potato which ranks right around ‘nails on a chalkboard’ on the list of things that I enjoy. \n\nI don’t want to be an outright asshole because even though she’s not my cup of pee she’s a nice enough person and I’m a nIcE gUy so I don’t want to her feelers, plus I still gotta work with her. \n\nWhat can I do to become utterly unattractive to her?", "how to make someone repulsed by me? So there’s this girl at work and despite me making it clear I have a gf she can’t seem to comprehend that I’m not interested. I still wouldn’t be interested even if I wasn’t already crazy in love with my girly. Not only is she…not cute to put it nicely, she’s got the personality of a potato which ranks right around ‘nails on a chalkboard’ on the list of things that I enjoy. \n\nI don’t want to be an outright asshole because even though she’s not my cup of pee she’s a nice enough person and I’m a nIcE gUy so I don’t want to her feelers, plus I still gotta work with her. \n\nWhat can I do to become utterly unattractive to her?", "how to make someone repulsed by me? So there’s this girl at work and despite me making it clear I have a gf she can’t seem to comprehend that I’m not interested. I still wouldn’t be interested even if I wasn’t already crazy in love with my girly. Not only is she…not cute to put it nicely, she’s got the personality of a potato which ranks right around ‘nails on a chalkboard’ on the list of things that I enjoy. \n\nI don’t want to be an outright asshole because even though she’s not my cup of pee she’s a nice enough person and I’m a nIcE gUy so I don’t want to her feelers, plus I still gotta work with her. \n\nWhat can I do to become utterly unattractive to her?", "how to make someone repulsed by me? So there’s this girl at work and despite me making it clear I have a gf she can’t seem to comprehend that I’m not interested. I still wouldn’t be interested even if I wasn’t already crazy in love with my girly. Not only is she…not cute to put it nicely, she’s got the personality of a potato which ranks right around ‘nails on a chalkboard’ on the list of things that I enjoy. \n\nI don’t want to be an outright asshole because even though she’s not my cup of pee she’s a nice enough person and I’m a nIcE gUy so I don’t want to her feelers, plus I still gotta work with her. \n\nWhat can I do to become utterly unattractive to her?", "how to make someone repulsed by me? So there’s this girl at work and despite me making it clear I have a gf she can’t seem to comprehend that I’m not interested. I still wouldn’t be interested even if I wasn’t already crazy in love with my girly. Not only is she…not cute to put it nicely, she’s got the personality of a potato which ranks right around ‘nails on a chalkboard’ on the list of things that I enjoy. \n\nI don’t want to be an outright asshole because even though she’s not my cup of pee she’s a nice enough person and I’m a nIcE gUy so I don’t want to her feelers, plus I still gotta work with her. \n\nWhat can I do to become utterly unattractive to her?", "how to make someone repulsed by me? So there’s this girl at work and despite me making it clear I have a gf she can’t seem to comprehend that I’m not interested. I still wouldn’t be interested even if I wasn’t already crazy in love with my girly. Not only is she…not cute to put it nicely, she’s got the personality of a potato which ranks right around ‘nails on a chalkboard’ on the list of things that I enjoy. \n\nI don’t want to be an outright asshole because even though she’s not my cup of pee she’s a nice enough person and I’m a nIcE gUy so I don’t want to her feelers, plus I still gotta work with her. \n\nWhat can I do to become utterly unattractive to her?", "how to make someone repulsed by me? So there’s this girl at work and despite me making it clear I have a gf she can’t seem to comprehend that I’m not interested. I still wouldn’t be interested even if I wasn’t already crazy in love with my girly. Not only is she…not cute to put it nicely, she’s got the personality of a potato which ranks right around ‘nails on a chalkboard’ on the list of things that I enjoy. \n\nI don’t want to be an outright asshole because even though she’s not my cup of pee she’s a nice enough person and I’m a nIcE gUy so I don’t want to her feelers, plus I still gotta work with her. \n\nWhat can I do to become utterly unattractive to her?", "how to make someone repulsed by me? So there’s this girl at work and despite me making it clear I have a gf she can’t seem to comprehend that I’m not interested. I still wouldn’t be interested even if I wasn’t already crazy in love with my girly. Not only is she…not cute to put it nicely, she’s got the personality of a potato which ranks right around ‘nails on a chalkboard’ on the list of things that I enjoy. \n\nI don’t want to be an outright asshole because even though she’s not my cup of pee she’s a nice enough person and I’m a nIcE gUy so I don’t want to her feelers, plus I still gotta work with her. \n\nWhat can I do to become utterly unattractive to her?", "how to make someone repulsed by me? So there’s this girl at work and despite me making it clear I have a gf she can’t seem to comprehend that I’m not interested. I still wouldn’t be interested even if I wasn’t already crazy in love with my girly. Not only is she…not cute to put it nicely, she’s got the personality of a potato which ranks right around ‘nails on a chalkboard’ on the list of things that I enjoy. \n\nI don’t want to be an outright asshole because even though she’s not my cup of pee she’s a nice enough person and I’m a nIcE gUy so I don’t want to her feelers, plus I still gotta work with her. \n\nWhat can I do to become utterly unattractive to her?", "how to make someone repulsed by me? So there’s this girl at work and despite me making it clear I have a gf she can’t seem to comprehend that I’m not interested. I still wouldn’t be interested even if I wasn’t already crazy in love with my girly. Not only is she…not cute to put it nicely, she’s got the personality of a potato which ranks right around ‘nails on a chalkboard’ on the list of things that I enjoy. \n\nI don’t want to be an outright asshole because even though she’s not my cup of pee she’s a nice enough person and I’m a nIcE gUy so I don’t want to her feelers, plus I still gotta work with her. \n\nWhat can I do to become utterly unattractive to her?", "how to make someone repulsed by me? So there’s this girl at work and despite me making it clear I have a gf she can’t seem to comprehend that I’m not interested. I still wouldn’t be interested even if I wasn’t already crazy in love with my girly. Not only is she…not cute to put it nicely, she’s got the personality of a potato which ranks right around ‘nails on a chalkboard’ on the list of things that I enjoy. \n\nI don’t want to be an outright asshole because even though she’s not my cup of pee she’s a nice enough person and I’m a nIcE gUy so I don’t want to her feelers, plus I still gotta work with her. \n\nWhat can I do to become utterly unattractive to her?", "how to make someone repulsed by me? So there’s this girl at work and despite me making it clear I have a gf she can’t seem to comprehend that I’m not interested. I still wouldn’t be interested even if I wasn’t already crazy in love with my girly. Not only is she…not cute to put it nicely, she’s got the personality of a potato which ranks right around ‘nails on a chalkboard’ on the list of things that I enjoy. \n\nI don’t want to be an outright asshole because even though she’s not my cup of pee she’s a nice enough person and I’m a nIcE gUy so I don’t want to her feelers, plus I still gotta work with her. \n\nWhat can I do to become utterly unattractive to her?", "how to make someone repulsed by me? So there’s this girl at work and despite me making it clear I have a gf she can’t seem to comprehend that I’m not interested. I still wouldn’t be interested even if I wasn’t already crazy in love with my girly. Not only is she…not cute to put it nicely, she’s got the personality of a potato which ranks right around ‘nails on a chalkboard’ on the list of things that I enjoy. \n\nI don’t want to be an outright asshole because even though she’s not my cup of pee she’s a nice enough person and I’m a nIcE gUy so I don’t want to her feelers, plus I still gotta work with her. \n\nWhat can I do to become utterly unattractive to her?", "how to make someone repulsed by me? So there’s this girl at work and despite me making it clear I have a gf she can’t seem to comprehend that I’m not interested. I still wouldn’t be interested even if I wasn’t already crazy in love with my girly. Not only is she…not cute to put it nicely, she’s got the personality of a potato which ranks right around ‘nails on a chalkboard’ on the list of things that I enjoy. \n\nI don’t want to be an outright asshole because even though she’s not my cup of pee she’s a nice enough person and I’m a nIcE gUy so I don’t want to her feelers, plus I still gotta work with her. \n\nWhat can I do to become utterly unattractive to her?", "how to make someone repulsed by me? So there’s this girl at work and despite me making it clear I have a gf she can’t seem to comprehend that I’m not interested. I still wouldn’t be interested even if I wasn’t already crazy in love with my girly. Not only is she…not cute to put it nicely, she’s got the personality of a potato which ranks right around ‘nails on a chalkboard’ on the list of things that I enjoy. \n\nI don’t want to be an outright asshole because even though she’s not my cup of pee she’s a nice enough person and I’m a nIcE gUy so I don’t want to her feelers, plus I still gotta work with her. \n\nWhat can I do to become utterly unattractive to her?", "how to make someone repulsed by me? So there’s this girl at work and despite me making it clear I have a gf she can’t seem to comprehend that I’m not interested. I still wouldn’t be interested even if I wasn’t already crazy in love with my girly. Not only is she…not cute to put it nicely, she’s got the personality of a potato which ranks right around ‘nails on a chalkboard’ on the list of things that I enjoy. \n\nI don’t want to be an outright asshole because even though she’s not my cup of pee she’s a nice enough person and I’m a nIcE gUy so I don’t want to her feelers, plus I still gotta work with her. \n\nWhat can I do to become utterly unattractive to her?", "how to make someone repulsed by me? So there’s this girl at work and despite me making it clear I have a gf she can’t seem to comprehend that I’m not interested. I still wouldn’t be interested even if I wasn’t already crazy in love with my girly. Not only is she…not cute to put it nicely, she’s got the personality of a potato which ranks right around ‘nails on a chalkboard’ on the list of things that I enjoy. \n\nI don’t want to be an outright asshole because even though she’s not my cup of pee she’s a nice enough person and I’m a nIcE gUy so I don’t want to her feelers, plus I still gotta work with her. \n\nWhat can I do to become utterly unattractive to her?", "how to make someone repulsed by me? So there’s this girl at work and despite me making it clear I have a gf she can’t seem to comprehend that I’m not interested. I still wouldn’t be interested even if I wasn’t already crazy in love with my girly. Not only is she…not cute to put it nicely, she’s got the personality of a potato which ranks right around ‘nails on a chalkboard’ on the list of things that I enjoy. \n\nI don’t want to be an outright asshole because even though she’s not my cup of pee she’s a nice enough person and I’m a nIcE gUy so I don’t want to her feelers, plus I still gotta work with her. \n\nWhat can I do to become utterly unattractive to her?" ]

[ "Tell her you don't date people you work with, but if she quits you probably would date her.", "There's the classic tale of [Robert Pattinson making a stalker lose interest](https://www.koimoi.com/hollywood-news/when-robert-pattinson-dated-his-stalker-ranting-about-his-life-only-to-get-rid-of-her-said-people-get-bored-of-me-in-2-minutes/) in him by engaging with her directly and complaining about his life until she left him alone.", "Just talk about uninteresting subjects and don’t sway from them. Go into detail about different weapons and their operating systems. Talk about the difference between a big block and a small block. Is there a way to avoid her. I’ve heard it called anti-profiling. You learn someone’s patterns so you can avoid them.\n\nP.s. holy crap. Now this is the most amount of upvotes I’ve ever gotten. You peeps are awesome", "Dude... It's unlikely you'd be able to repulse her without it creating problems for you at work. You made it clear you have a girlfriend. She's aware. \n\nIf you feel she is still trying to flirt with you, your best bet is to steer every conversation towards your girlfriend whenever possible...\n\nYou like my shirt?\nThanks! My girlfriend bought it for me! \n\nYou like my cologne? \nThanks! It's my girlfriend's fav brand!\n\nChinese food is your favorite?\nCool! That's my girlfriend's favorite too!\n\nIf she seems unfazed, she's probably accepted this already and is just wants to demonstrate she can be a friend. Either way, constantly talking about your girlfriend is the best flirt repellent.\n\nGood Luck!", "Start talking/showing her you're Waifu image collection.\n\n", "A boy I had a huge crush on had a giant drip of snot fall from his nose onto the table. He swiped it up with his index finger and put it in his mouth. Crush instantly terminated. Granted, we were five years old at the time, but I have a feeling this one is ageless.", "Honestly? Just be blunt with her and tell her, “Stop. I am not interested in you. Leave me alone”\n Literally this. Do it in the presence of a witness or two. If she continues after this, go to HR with your witnesses", "Talk to her about your poops. \"wild one at lunch. Had a piece of corn stuck to the hair in my asshole\"", "I promise all you have to do is make your gf the number 1 topic! She'll grow bored and move on - I swear!", "Tell her about the pee drinking kink. Then see if you can get her into it. Then talk her into peeing somewhere inappropriate at work. Report her, jerk off, she gets fired, we all go home happy- not necessarily in that order but you get the point.", "As a woman who has been in the same situation, you just have to be an asshole after a while. Some people just won't get the hint until you outright tell them to fuck off.", "Tell her your g/f and you are looking a partner to spit roast. \n\nTake her out back in semi public and tell her you want to motor boat her while she gives a handy. Tell her she needs some barrels in the nips if she gets them out. \n\nAsk her for a blumpkin?\n\nAsk her where her Fetlife page is.\n\nIve learned that the kinkier shit you can come up with has a very high chance of getting rejected. most of the time... Take her so far out of her comfort zone she will take a cab back.", "Just tell her directly that you are not interested. She won't like it, but all these other things are sly, hurtful games.", "I just wanted to say that posts of loyal ppl are really heartwarming and restore some faith in humanity. thank you.", "Talk about values that contradict hers. Get political. If she is pro life, talk about how much better pro choice is. If she is democract , talk about republican views. Really rub it in how much better and 'obvious' your views are on certain matters. You can tell other humans your true values if you want, and lie (or not) to her. Good luck.", "Talk about how poor you are and how you can’t have kids due to a childhood illness. \n\nAlso in a couple years you will need to start taking care of you non-verbal, mentally disabled cousin full time and you are looking for a woman to help with that because women are naturally better caregivers and cooks than men.", "Reciprocate her attention, but in a super incel way. Smile and laugh creepily. Hang on her every word. Overshare. Spoil her with your presence. Trust me, it'll work.", "“I don’t like you like that”, “you’re being annoying (right now)”. That might cool her off a bit.", "Have your gf show up at work and just show that you love each other. Talk to your coworker about how much you love your girl and how cute she is and amazing her personality is and that you wouldn’t want anyone else because you’re that crazy in love. Ask coworker about her own love life and encourage her to go after other guys.", "Eat a bugger in front of her. With a knife and fork. Somebody else's bugger.", "Tell her: \n\n\nI need some space right now \n\n\nAnd when she doesnt go away Just like.. Burp in her face after eating a good amount of onion and garlic.. Thats it. Or use some liquid ass on a handkerchief or something like that, and walk to her and keep talking to her, when she says she needs to go, dont let her, just keep talking to her about your bowel issues... Then just go to bathroom, drop the handkerchief somewhere it wont hurt anyone and keep going with your life... \n\n&#x200B;\n\nYou could also show her \"by mistake\" your cellphone background image, or maybe keep a link open.. Show her some german shit porn or maybe some very hardcore gay shit that will make her think you are very deep in the closet.. \n\n&#x200B;\n\nLastly and this one is for emergencies only... Just tell your girlfriend about her and how she is annoying the fuck out of you, either she tell her off or you get some actually sound advice from a woman instead of rnados on the internet telling you to fart your way to victory....", "So, I *do* understand what sub this is, but in the interest of not making things worse for you in the long run, do you have an HR department that you can talk to? This sounds like sexual harassment. \n\nIt's important to get it documented that her behavior toward you is inappropriate and unwelcome so that the situation can never be turned around and blamed on you.\n\nI'm sorry that you're dealing with this. It sound infuriating.\n\nIf you really want to do it the ULPT way, insist on talking to her about stuff thay you *know* is uninteresting or mildly offensive. Really dig in and don't let her change the subject or walk away. If you notice her trying to get away from a certain topic, bring it up again next time she bothers you and really double down on it. And mention your GF *all the time.*\n\nIf she's an Eagles fan, tell her you like the Cowboys, but your girlfriend is really getting you into baseball lately. \n\nIf she's a foodie, tell her you and your GF only eat chicken fingers and coke. \n\nIf she likes gardening, tell her you think the outdoors is dirty and people who like digging in the dirt are gross.\n\n If she likes cats, don't even say you're a dog person. Tell her you hate all animals unless they're cooked medium rare and also your girlfriend is allergic and you hold that against all felines.\n\nTell her you *love* Trump/Biden (whichever is most offensive to her) and think they're the best president we've ever had and the constitution should be changed to let them be president for life.", "Presumably something related to a cup of pee considering your initial post.", "Pick your nose and eat your booger and then stick your finger in your ass and ask her if she wants to smell it. If she says no, then you take a big sniff and tell her dinner is almost ready.", "One up everything she tells. She tells a story? Tell a similar story but yourself in it. She shares one her her accomplishments? Tell a similar accomplishment of yours but make it seems more important then hers. One upping is one of the most annoying things you can do to people.", "Let her see you picking your nose. I dated a girl who would do it every time she thought I couldn’t see it. That shit was repulsive, and we had been dating a long time. And then one time I saw her pick and then eat it and dude, let me tell you, finding her attractive after that was difficult, and honestly was never at the same level again. And this was a girl I loved. \nJust wait till she’s walking up to you and make like you didn’t notice her and start digging for gold", "Just tell her you are extremely pro about the opposing political party that she believes in", "Just act unfazed and ignore her. You have to work with her, sure, but you don’t have to be friendly with her even or talk to her. Just basic respect is fine, you don’t have to engage with coworkers like friends, or yeah, especially if she’s hitting on you. :|", "I’ve had to employ the “be as unappealing as possible” tactic to rid myself of a suitor. \n\n\nWhat worked for me:\n\n\nEat lots of garlic and onions. Like twice a day. You want it seeping out of your pores.\n\n\nNeglect your hygiene as much as possible. Working in an office environment will limit the level of neglect, so work with it. Quit being the put together metrosexual. Down grade your work wardrobe, let your haircut go for a while. \n\n\nInvite her out to lunch. Complain about everrrrrything. Blame others for everything.\n\n\nBasically, be the opposite of your normal charming self until she decides to dump you/distance herself.\n\n\nGood luck!", "I don’t think it would be rude to directly tell her that you are not interested as you are in a relationship and you would like her to stop making advances. \n\nOtherwise try to fart and burp in front of her whenever possible, talk to her while chewing food, etc", "I bet you could come out with just nonsense conspiracy theories such as flat earth stuff anyone asks just say your winding her up", "Have you tried straight up telling her that you feel uncomfortable about her making moves on you and asking if she’s able to be a professional? If that doesn’t work then just tell management and ask if they can have a word with her because it interferes with your ability to work with her. Nothing unethical is required to resolve this issue.", "Engage in super rude activities, eating with your mouth open, maybe let off some flatulence here or there, talk over her here and there, etc. \n\nMe and my gf had a similar issue with another girl and gotta say, after I burped post-chicken Korma near her direction we didn’t hear much from her", "Eat the food that makes you fart the most, then rip the most stank, eye watering, dry heave inducing, ass blast you can. Repeat several times.", "Dude just tell her that you are not interested, no need to complicate things", "Ask for a lot of money and then when she says no make a big deal\n\nIf she give you the money just make her run around a lot to give it back to her.\n\nThis will work", "As my old friend Shit Vent Heather can attest, nobody will ever look at you the same after they witness you taking a shit in a floor vent.", "1. If it's really a problem and she is not just trying to be friendly don't listen to most of the advice. Rumors will spread about weird shit you say and can jeopardize your image and career.\n\n2. Since we established it's a problem go to hr. That's why hr exists: protect the company from a lawsuit due to sexual harassment environment. I'm sure it will be a big turn off for her.\n\n3. What is your cup of pee?", "\"My cup of pee\" is not a phrase I've heard before but now it's mine and I'll be using it copiously", "\"Hey, I'm totally cool with us talking at work and everything but I can't help but think you're getting the wrong idea. Just so you know I'm not comfortable with you doing/saying (insert flirty thing) because I have a girlfriend. Sorry if I've misinterpreted you but I just wanted us to be clear here.\"", " Just pick ur nose real long and deeply in front of her when she’s talking to you", "find out if she's religious at all. Whatever faith she follows, stat preaching to her. If she isn't, pick the one you can annoy her the most with. On the off chance she actually wants to know more, you can suddenly \"convert\" to a new one she doesn't believe in. I speak from experience from working with the \"You don't love Jesus??\" type people daily", "You said it in another comment, so I will reiterate. Dove into conspiracies. Chem-trails are a fun one. Or go QANON. That wouldn’t be as fun tho", "Wow.,. You are so full of yourself. “Become utterly unattractive “ Jesus man. Maybe you should threaten her or call her fat or just hint at fat/misogynist jokes. If that doesn’t work then just tell her straight up.", "Women can and will get vindictive when they're turned down. Can you be moved to a different shift? Can you go to a different company?", "What are her political views? Tell her how Trump had the election stolen from him? Or would that turn her on?", "Try reporting her to HR? If you haven't documented anything, start now.\n\nPotato: *flirts*\nYou: I feel very uncomfortable when you do that, Potato. I need to get back to work\n\nPotato: *flirts again*\nYou: I already told you that makes me uncomfortable. Please leave me alone\n\nPotato: *flirts a third time*\nYou: Potato, I have told you multiple times that this behavior makes me uncomfortable. If this continues, I will need to go to HR.\n\nGo to HR immediately.", "To continue hitting on you after making clear that you are not interested is harassment and makes it a case for HR", "There’s a technique using body language. In any normal conversation 2 people will build rapport by matching and mirroring each other’s body language and when one person changes their stance, posture or pose, the other person will eventually mirror or match it within a minute or so. In order to make yourself uninteresting to them all you need to do is make sure that whenever they match your stance, pose or posture, change yours immediately. It’s actually pretty awkward but I’ve used it on dates when I’m not into the girl and when I say something like ‘look you’re really nice but the chemistry just seems off’ they always agree and there’s no hard feelings. \n\nMay not help you here but is useful to know in future situations. \n\nGood luck and if all else fails, report her, she’ll probably look for the exit if you do.", "Tell her you’re a flat earther and become incredibly insistent to convert her.", "Tell her you're a Brony and would like to take her to a convention so she can get To get the real you ...pick your nose abs flick it at her ... works all the time most of the time ...", "Tell her you love her. \nFollow her around and be excessively needy. Need to know where she is and what she's doing at every moment of the day. Call her incessantly. Even when your less then 3 feet away..... just to say how much you are missing her. Anything else you can think of along these lines. \n\n\n I give it 3 days at most. 😁", "Scratch your balls and start complaining how your herpies is acting up again", "Pretend to scratch your butt and then use your computer or some objects on your desk, or even your chair. Don’t forget to sniff your hand to go for that *extra mile.*\n\nMy grandma had this story- a pesky neighbor kept coming for lunch and most of time it was uninvited. One day, after eating, she gave dirty plates for her dog to lick clean and restocked them in the cupboard. The neighbor ran for the hills and never came back. \n\nDo something subtly unconsciously disgusting and that will work better than any other advices I’ve seen in this thread. You do not want to engage. Period.", "Not unethical, but have you tried telling HR, or your manager? They can split you up or maybe just have an outright talk with her. \n\nIf you’ve done that though, talking about Andrew Tate repulses most women.", "Just fart all the time, but never acknowledge it, the louder the better.", "I’m being serious but fart in a room you know she’s gonna walk into and it be obvious it was you. Say nothing lol", "If you’re willing to invest a significant amount of time into learning something, learn all her interests and then coincidentally disagree with everything she likes. Fav foods, movies, shows, etc just have the opposite opinion on everything so that you have nothing in common.", "I would report her to your job. Seems like she’s harassing you. Not really unethical but that’s what I would do.", "Find the absolute worst smelling cologne or body spray you can get your hands on and only spray it on when you see her walking up to you. Do it right in front of her, even. Hopefully she will eventually be so repulsed by the smell she will just go away. You can always just change clothes when you get home from work, or just spray it in the air as she's approaching if you don't want the smell to linger on you. Start burping in front of her when on your breaks, too. Some girls really hate that lmao", "Eat a chocolate muffin and leave the chocolate stains on your teeth long enough to smile at her. When she asks if you ate chocolate, say no.", "Dress sloppy, pick your nose, cry about your problems and appear weak. Won't take long for her to lose interest.", "Don't even fuck around. Go straight to HR. This is the kind of shit that gets turned into sexual harassment \\*against\\* you. Nip it in the bud.", "Blow up the bathroom right before she uses it. Or just let her get to know you.", "Be the very best incel you can be. Unless she truly hates herself, she will be avoiding you by week's end.", "Be the most boring person possible. Have terrible interests. Tell terrible stories. Be annoying. Be the guy nobody wants to eat lunch with. Be the opposite of everything she enjoys.", "Also if you think about reporting her to HR, being the man you will often be somehow found to be the perpetrator and fired. Tread carefully.", "Steal her shit just petty larceny not the type of thing that the police would be called but they knew that you took it ad do that over and over", "I had a crush on a guy once, and in casual conversation i mentioned I went to the dentist earlier that day. He said he hadn’t been to the dentist in years and I was immediately repulsed. I still feel kind of sick to my stomach thinking about how gross his teeth must have been…" ]

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[ "How to get a longer or even indefinite student email/account for your things such as Amaz Prime? ", "How to get a longer or even indefinite student email/account for your things such as Amaz Prime? " ]

[ "My university told me that my email address is forever mine. I sure hope that’s the case considering I use it as my personal email... for literally everything.", "I get free prime with my cellphone carrier lol you could always look into that\n\n" ]

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[ "How to change a photo's meta data/time stamp to a different/earlier date (to prove damage was already made before I had entered my new apartment unit)? I know you can just go into your phone and change it, but that seems too easy. I need to show it for proof of not being responsible for damage and having to pay. Before you read on, is there any reason I need to do more manipulation other than just change it on my phone?\n\nNot sure what flair to use - its about electronic/computer manipulation so I put computer. \n\nI am in an argument with my landlord about old damage in my old apartment and my new one (just moved a month ago to a new unit, same complex). There was a huge hole in the wall and I thought to myself I have to take a picture of that now and document it. Of course I didnt then charges on the old apartment arrived and I had to mention and argue some were already there with hard evidence I dont have yet, and thats when I brought up the current damage. Now, that I have been in here a month they want pictures and a time stamp. \n\nTLDR: Didnt document damage right away in my new apartment and now they want proof it wasnt me that did it in the one month I have been living in it.", "How to change a photo's meta data/time stamp to a different/earlier date (to prove damage was already made before I had entered my new apartment unit)? I know you can just go into your phone and change it, but that seems too easy. I need to show it for proof of not being responsible for damage and having to pay. Before you read on, is there any reason I need to do more manipulation other than just change it on my phone?\n\nNot sure what flair to use - its about electronic/computer manipulation so I put computer. \n\nI am in an argument with my landlord about old damage in my old apartment and my new one (just moved a month ago to a new unit, same complex). There was a huge hole in the wall and I thought to myself I have to take a picture of that now and document it. Of course I didnt then charges on the old apartment arrived and I had to mention and argue some were already there with hard evidence I dont have yet, and thats when I brought up the current damage. Now, that I have been in here a month they want pictures and a time stamp. \n\nTLDR: Didnt document damage right away in my new apartment and now they want proof it wasnt me that did it in the one month I have been living in it.", "How to change a photo's meta data/time stamp to a different/earlier date (to prove damage was already made before I had entered my new apartment unit)? I know you can just go into your phone and change it, but that seems too easy. I need to show it for proof of not being responsible for damage and having to pay. Before you read on, is there any reason I need to do more manipulation other than just change it on my phone?\n\nNot sure what flair to use - its about electronic/computer manipulation so I put computer. \n\nI am in an argument with my landlord about old damage in my old apartment and my new one (just moved a month ago to a new unit, same complex). There was a huge hole in the wall and I thought to myself I have to take a picture of that now and document it. Of course I didnt then charges on the old apartment arrived and I had to mention and argue some were already there with hard evidence I dont have yet, and thats when I brought up the current damage. Now, that I have been in here a month they want pictures and a time stamp. \n\nTLDR: Didnt document damage right away in my new apartment and now they want proof it wasnt me that did it in the one month I have been living in it.", "How to change a photo's meta data/time stamp to a different/earlier date (to prove damage was already made before I had entered my new apartment unit)? I know you can just go into your phone and change it, but that seems too easy. I need to show it for proof of not being responsible for damage and having to pay. Before you read on, is there any reason I need to do more manipulation other than just change it on my phone?\n\nNot sure what flair to use - its about electronic/computer manipulation so I put computer. \n\nI am in an argument with my landlord about old damage in my old apartment and my new one (just moved a month ago to a new unit, same complex). There was a huge hole in the wall and I thought to myself I have to take a picture of that now and document it. Of course I didnt then charges on the old apartment arrived and I had to mention and argue some were already there with hard evidence I dont have yet, and thats when I brought up the current damage. Now, that I have been in here a month they want pictures and a time stamp. \n\nTLDR: Didnt document damage right away in my new apartment and now they want proof it wasnt me that did it in the one month I have been living in it.", "How to change a photo's meta data/time stamp to a different/earlier date (to prove damage was already made before I had entered my new apartment unit)? I know you can just go into your phone and change it, but that seems too easy. I need to show it for proof of not being responsible for damage and having to pay. Before you read on, is there any reason I need to do more manipulation other than just change it on my phone?\n\nNot sure what flair to use - its about electronic/computer manipulation so I put computer. \n\nI am in an argument with my landlord about old damage in my old apartment and my new one (just moved a month ago to a new unit, same complex). There was a huge hole in the wall and I thought to myself I have to take a picture of that now and document it. Of course I didnt then charges on the old apartment arrived and I had to mention and argue some were already there with hard evidence I dont have yet, and thats when I brought up the current damage. Now, that I have been in here a month they want pictures and a time stamp. \n\nTLDR: Didnt document damage right away in my new apartment and now they want proof it wasnt me that did it in the one month I have been living in it." ]

[ "Not really unethical if the damage was truly there, good place to ask though!", "Delete all metadata of the picture and photoshop time and date on the picture as if you took it with an old small camera", "It's trivially easy to ", "Take an old digital camera, turn on the timestamps, and set back the time/date to one that would work.", "Just take a screenshot of the data and the picture after " ]

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[ "Family member slams the doors a dozen times a week just to be a jerk. Need ideas to discourage that. ", "Family member slams the doors a dozen times a week just to be a jerk. Need ideas to discourage that. ", "Family member slams the doors a dozen times a week just to be a jerk. Need ideas to discourage that. ", "Family member slams the doors a dozen times a week just to be a jerk. Need ideas to discourage that. ", "Family member slams the doors a dozen times a week just to be a jerk. Need ideas to discourage that. ", "Family member slams the doors a dozen times a week just to be a jerk. Need ideas to discourage that. ", "Family member slams the doors a dozen times a week just to be a jerk. Need ideas to discourage that. ", "Family member slams the doors a dozen times a week just to be a jerk. Need ideas to discourage that. ", "Family member slams the doors a dozen times a week just to be a jerk. Need ideas to discourage that. ", "Family member slams the doors a dozen times a week just to be a jerk. Need ideas to discourage that. ", "Family member slams the doors a dozen times a week just to be a jerk. Need ideas to discourage that. ", "Family member slams the doors a dozen times a week just to be a jerk. Need ideas to discourage that. " ]

[ "I slammed the door in my room growing up and my mom removed my door entirely", "Put foam weatherstripping around door frame and it shouldn't slam shut then.", "I'm honestly just curious how a new job correlates to acting like a jerk? Does he hate it? Did your parents force him to get a job?", "If he has a dresser or table nearby, but something on it that’s just teetering on the edge so that slamming the door would cause it to crash to the ground. It might work better as reminder that he’s doing it too hard vs you telling him. (Try not to use something too important it could come back at you)", "Put those slow-closing hydraulic hinges people use on exterior doors on his bedroom door. Impossible to slam it open or closed.", "Honestly sounds like he needs to blow off some steam.\n\nI would try to convince him to try boxing, gym or any high-intensity workout.\n\nSome of the “solutions” i read here only fuels further the negativity and wouldn’t work **long term**. Just my 5 cents ☺️", "I’d pad the doors somehow lol \n\nOther option is to install door closers, they prevent door from slamming harshly", "as someone else said, make it someone else's problem\n\nYou can pull those hinge pins out, grab a pair of pliers and on the hinge half left mounted to the frame, bend each little hinge 'ring' over about 1mm. Then put the door back on and it will be offcenter and won't slam properly or will rub the edges of the frame real bad. This might make him slam it harder, but eventually your parents will take note and think that he's damaging the door. \n\nYou can do this to adjust a door so that it *doesn't* rub the frame, but you can also do the opposite and screw it up.", "Put door frame noise insulation on the frame, makes them impossible to slam closed.", "Interesting, I had this conversation just the other day here on Reddit. This is one instance where I fully endorse removing your brother’s bedroom door. If he can’t learn to close the door properly, then he loses the privilege of having one. \n\nAlternatively, you could get him to pay every time he slams a door, to cover the future cost of repairing the cumulative damage he’s going to cause. I don’t know what country you’re in, but you could make him pay the equivalent of £2 per slam or something. \n\nI assume he’s also behaving like this because he’s having trouble at work, or just doesn’t like the job. You could also try talking to him like a reasonable human being, ask him what’s bothering him, and why he feels it’s perfectly acceptable to take his temper out on inanimate objects like the household doors. Suggest he buy a punching bag or something.", "Nearly 30% of people 25-29 in the US are still living with their parents, according to Pew Research Center. It’s absolutely nothing to be hated on and shamed for, and it is often an extremely smart and necessary decision. ( https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2020/09/04/a-majority-of-young-adults-in-the-u-s-live-with-their-parents-for-the-first-time-since-the-great-depression/)", "This job got him so messed up hes slamming doors every day and U only care bc its bothering U now?? Nah hope he snaps n beats ur ass for whatever BS you pull on him. Thats your brother Do better" ]

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[ "As a broke college student, how can I get a newer/nice laptop? I’ve got a shitty ASUS Notebook U52F Series and it can barely keep up with the programs I have to download on the thing. Any ideas to get a free one or one at least at a lower price?", "As a broke college student, how can I get a newer/nice laptop? I’ve got a shitty ASUS Notebook U52F Series and it can barely keep up with the programs I have to download on the thing. Any ideas to get a free one or one at least at a lower price?", "As a broke college student, how can I get a newer/nice laptop? I’ve got a shitty ASUS Notebook U52F Series and it can barely keep up with the programs I have to download on the thing. Any ideas to get a free one or one at least at a lower price?", "As a broke college student, how can I get a newer/nice laptop? I’ve got a shitty ASUS Notebook U52F Series and it can barely keep up with the programs I have to download on the thing. Any ideas to get a free one or one at least at a lower price?", "As a broke college student, how can I get a newer/nice laptop? I’ve got a shitty ASUS Notebook U52F Series and it can barely keep up with the programs I have to download on the thing. Any ideas to get a free one or one at least at a lower price?", "As a broke college student, how can I get a newer/nice laptop? I’ve got a shitty ASUS Notebook U52F Series and it can barely keep up with the programs I have to download on the thing. Any ideas to get a free one or one at least at a lower price?" ]

[ "Not unethical, but if you installed a lightweight OS on there like Xubuntu you'd probably be good to go, depending on what applications were actually requred of you.", "Well, the dark net has a good supply on \"second-hand\" high quality notebooks, as long as you can pay in bitcoin.", "if you know what you're doing, you can buy one, swap the parts, and return it", "Some universities allow you to borrow laptops from the library for short periods of time. Just don't return it till the end of the semester, most likely they'll wave whatever fees you owe.", "My local government-run vocational rehab office bought my daughter a new laptop for college.", "As shitty as it is, maybe good enough for cloud computing or online virtual machines and the like... " ]

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[ "Play music. Loud enough to drown him out, not so loud as to invoke enforcement local noise ordinance.\n\nIf you have the fortitude(or a good pair of ear plugs) I personally suggest and endless loop of \"Baby Shark\"", "Accept you're shit at slam poetry, put your shirt on, head back inside and sort that boner out.", "Depends... How good is your slam poetry and how comfortable are you in the nude?", "play beats really loud, but shitty beats that are really hard to flow to", "Best him in a slam poetry contest. It's the only way.\n\nMight even win a golden diddle.", "Play an inconsistent metronome over a speaker just loud enough to mess up his flow", "My dad got rid of people sitting in front of his yard by planting meat that invited a lot of bitey ants to move into that spot.", "Do you have any daughters or nieces?\n\nHave them play outside when he does this next. Call the cops and tell them a half-naked man is yelling at your girls.", "buy a karaoke machine, one with delay and a mic with a super long cable. \n\nPlace mic near him to pick up his audio, turn delay to about 25ms and one repeat, turn amp up to about unity with his own voice. \n\nHe won't be able to concentrate because you are now jamming his speech.", "There's been several suggestions to blare audio at him, in this case, I suggest Vogon Poetry. \n\nAlso, Amazon has this great \"Extra strong liquid tinctured skunk essence\" listed in pest control baits and snares. It could work. :) Extra strong!\n\n[Southern Snares Extra Strong 1 oz Liquid Tinctured Skunk Essence](http://Southern Snares Extra Strong 1 oz Liquid Tinctured Skunk Essence https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07B4L3WSW/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_WF2B6MPR1FYXFJQT7Q9C?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1)", "Get the biggest squirt gun you can, one bottle of BBQ sauce, fill the rest with water, shake vigorously and blast away. Maybe a bit on the ethical side but can you imagine getting soaked with a 25% BBQ sauce solution. Would be awful.", "No thank you, I've had far too much context for one day. Any more would be an overindulgence.", "Film him being weird af and make him so local, and internet infamous for being a fucking weirdo that he stops.", "Buy a megaphone.\n\nGo to a public park, and at night, bag up a wasp nest. Use a paper bag.\n\nLeave it at the spot that hard rock poet chills, and open it slightly. Then run inside.\n\nWatch as the wasps light him the fuck up. Open window and say:\n\n*RETRIBUTION, DISH SO COLD\n\n*YOUNG AND OLD\n\n*STREET POET GOTS TO GO\n\n*EVEN NATURE SAYS SO\n\n*WASP STINGS\n\n*LIKE ARROW AND BOW\n\n*TO THE BONE\n\n*BET YOU WISHING \n\n*THAT A SHIRT WAS OWNED\n\n*YOU UNKNOWN\n\n*BUT THE STREETS KNOW\n\n* THAT ROCK HARD DICK \n\n* AINT SO HARD NO MO", "Motion activated sprinklers. \n\nIf that doesn't work, hook it up to a hot water line. Eventually it will become too uncomfortable to stand under and he will move.", "Call the cops. Show them video of the guy with a boner. Tell them it's become sexual harassment.", "Invite a group of children and their parents to your property for some kind of birthday part or something. \n\nAccuse him of being a child predator due to shirtlessnsss and boner with children present.\n\nGame over.", "Report him to the cops for masturbating in public while looking into your house.", "Could changing one of the weird habits allow him to stay?\n\nI’m sure he could be convinced to put on a shirt…or try haiku.", "Ask him about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ, That'll send'm packing. Also, tear gas", "Hire a circus performer to juggle chainsaws at the edge of your property line", "Depending on where you live you could call the cops on him for loitering or public indecency if his boner is that visible.", "Make a sign pointing out his boner, and in the fine print make it seem like it’s because of little kids.", "Do you have a neighbor you dislike or who annoys you? Give the guy $50 to relocate there.", "Set up a very obvious camera, record him, and then put it on the internet.", "Ask him why he chose that place. Introduce yourself and see if he responds with his name. Start some small talk and offer him a bottle of water and then politely ask him if there is any other place he can practice shirtless aroused slam poetry. Assure him that is is within is rights to be there and that he would be doing you a personal favor if he could do it elsewhere.", "This title is slightly unclear. Are you trying to get him to your property line (like is he at your neighbor’s house and you want him at your house) or is he at your property line currently and you trying to get him to stop?", "Start a daycare in your house, then call the police about the guy exposing himself.", "If budget isn't a problem....\n\nGet a drum kit and do a rim shot every time he pauses. \n\n\"Bees in the Trees, makes ME Sneeze.\" *ba dum tss*", "Go on Amazon and buy “lime sulphur dip” which is a DISGUSTING rotten egg x1000 smelling bath additive for bathing pets with certain skin issues. The lime in the title is not referring to citrus fruit, but rather the chemical. When my mom used to buy this stuff for her German shepherd’s inflamed skin, it was so potent that uncapping the bottle could clear the room. \n\nPour some of it —undiluted— where he stands, right before he usually drags his shirtless, erect self out there.\n\nDude will have a hard time rhyming when he’s doubled over and dry heaving.\n\nIf this isn’t rank enough, try using concentrated “fox urine” scent from a hunting store. I have never smelled it, but I have heard it is so nauseating that a guy once spilled some in his trailer and was forced to *move.*", "Give him a hand-job, will take care of the boner problem for at least 20 minutes to a day, depending on his age and health.\n\nGet some sidewalk chalk, scribble out a hopscotch court (or whatever they are called) and leave out a bunch of [metal jacks and the ball](https://sep.yimg.com/ay/villagestreetwear/metal-jacks-ball-set-1.jpg) on the sidewalk. If dude is shoeless, you can substitute Lego blocks. Those darn kids . . .\n\nPut up signs, \"Please pick up after your dog\". Go around the neighborhood and collect dog feces, or get friends to contribute. After the sign has been up for a day or two (making sure the dude has a chance to see the sign), drop the feces all over the sidewalk where he does his poetry. (assuming this is city?)", "Step 1: discover his blood type.\n\nStep 2: raise generations of mosquitoes and train them to feed exclusivity on that blood type. Bonus if you can train them to go for the boner first.\n\nStep 3: raise a mosquito army (minimum 10,000)\n\nStep 4: release the hoard.\n\nStep 5: record and upload to Reddit.", "Start an online stream with a camera pointed his way.\n\nYou’ll either stop him or make some money", "Sprinkler system.that malfunctions a lot right by him. Spray roundup on his bulge.", "Speech jammer. (An appliance or app that records speech then replays it with a slight delay.) For use at range, it will need a highly directional microphone.", "Play his own voice back through speakers ever so slightly delayed, hearing your own voice delayed confuses your brain and stops you from speaking.", "Jack him off. Then you just have a shirtless man doing poetry on your property line.", "I get that it's likely a nuisance. But part of me wants to just answer \"why do you want him to stop?\" Not just for the story or the morbid curiosity of watching his path pan out and whatever poetry he might make...it'll be really easy to give directions to people coming to your house.\n\n\"Yeah, down Highway 12, right on Fulton, then take a left at the boner dude talking about the human experience as it relates to bees or some shit.\"", "Have you tried luring him onto your property and getting him to threaten you? Follow up with the firearm of your choice, preferably rifle.", "Go to a store that sells crickets and buy a huge bag of them and release them on him.", "Get a megaphone. Repeat everything after him. That simulated echo is impossible to think through.", "Be a constantly pantless weird man who practices rap battles with a boner and challenge him.", "Act genuinely interested. Every time you see him grab a pen and notepad. Sit within 2 feet from him and take notes. Not just notes, but constructive criticism. You know what, throw out the constructed part, just go straight to criticism.", "You want to get rid of him?! If I were you, I’d build a hermitage. \n\nContext: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hermit", "You could have come down and ask me to leave politely.\n\nNow I'm stayin.", "Ya right this has to be made up. A guy doing slam poetry on your property line with a boner. Funny but dont believe it", "When I first read the question I thought you were asking how to get one, which made me very confused as to why you would want one.", "Use a anti-bark dog whistle from YouTube or Spotify or something and blast that bad boy right toward him on full blast", "There are very specific laws concerning sexual misconduct.\n\nAsk the dipshit if he'd be okay on the sex offender registry for the rest of his life.", "Take him on a date and then complain about your life the entire time. Just like Robert Pattinson.", "Steal lawn ornaments from neighbors and arrange them in a semi-circle where he usually performs, on your lawn. He’s such a weirdo that no one will believe his denial of stealing lawn ornaments, then trespassing on your property, so he could have an “audience”.", "Put Syrup in between his folds and run away. It’s as funny as it sounds.", "Print a photo of his boner and post it up so he can see it. Add “for a good time scan” (add a qr code with the Rick roll)", "Paintball or BB gun, go for flesh wounds nothing near the head or face.", "Just jerk off.... while looking at him.... preferably maintaining eye contact..", "I was gonna say introduce him to a new meth dealer in the next town over but he's not tweaking if he has an erection.", "Get a towel that you are fine destroying. Purchase fart spray. Soak towel in fart spray. Place towel on property line.", "Find a female friend who owns you a big favor to fuck him all night so he would be lured to her and to follow her outside of your property line", "Dress in just underwear, have a bigger boner, have worse poetry anda megaphone.", "Depending on their age you can get a device that emits a high pitched sound that bothers younger people.", "Defo play something loud.\n\nMay I suggest\n\nOtto Von Schirach\nVenetian Snares\nShitmat", "Buy some blood meal and get an empty 2 liter bottle. \n\nPut a couple tablespoons of blood meal in the bottle, add water, shake, leave alone for a few days. Next time you open it the smell will be like a demon's infected anus. It's very pungent. \n\nYou can freeze it for timed release, put it in a spray bottle to mist with, pour it or shoot it from a water gun.", "Borrow a barking dog from a friend. Or foster for the local animal shelter.", "Beekeeping.\n\nA bee hive near where he hangs out might be enough of a deterrent.", "Babies crying. Real ones, recordings of them, pictures... doesn't matter. Hard to keep a pentameter and a boner with that shit going on. Plus if someone calls the cops for the baby noises, there will be a naked crazy man for them to deal with. Might be the easiest way to get the cops to actually do something about him.", "As someone with a similar problem, I can say that no, loud music will not help.", "Are you allowed to plant roses or other prickly bushes on the outside of your boundary", "Alternate playing the sound of a baby crying and someone reading the Bible out loud. I think this would be annoying enough to make him go.", "Sword fight! \n\nThat's if you're a dude... if not, then uhhmm... improvise?", "If you live somewhere cold, ice water. If you live somewhere hot, grease. Dump a bucketful over him" ]

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[ "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments ", "How to deal with creepy employee at work who cyber stalks and makes rude comments " ]

[ "Try the person whom HR reports to. If nothing is done PRAY they fire you. Keep records of your complaints. Hire a labor attorney (free, they will take a percentage of the win). Sue the shit out of them.", "If you don't have a boss that will stand up for you and tell this guy to cut it out or be banned then I think it's worth considering a job change.\n\n", "If you do all the unethical bullshit listed here, it's going to get you fired for harassment and he'll be fine. If you try to go to court it'll potentially get thrown out if they can prove you retaliated. You're already documenting. Ask other women for any documentation they have. Email the head of HR, CC your bosses that are supportive, also CC the president/owner of the company you work for, and state clearly that you feel like you're in an unsafe work environment and you're scared that he will escalate. Add all your personal documentation to this email. Also CC your personal email for this. Hold back the other women's personal documentation. The other women's documentation is for next steps if they ask if you know if he's done this to anyone else. This throws up massive red flags for any company; they should take care of it at this point. If they don't, well, you have a pay day coming.\n\nIf you want to maximize the potential of a payday, do not CC the president/owner, only the head of HR and your bosses. If they say to jump through their hoops in response, don't put up with bullshit that prevents you from reporting things at all - hoops are okay as long as they aren't actual measures to remove and hide things.", "1. I would ask every woman he has harassed to tell their boyfriend/husband/dad/uncle about what has been happening.\n2. Put together an after-work event at a local bar preferably in a private room and invite this guy and all the boyfriends/husbands/dads/uncles. No coworkers.\n3. Give a picture of this guy to all the boyfriends/husbands/dads/uncles.\n4. When he shows up let him know that every man in this room is NOT happy about his behavior at work towards the women. Also, let him know that every one of them has his home address and phone number and knows where he works.", "Just a reminder: HR is there to protect your company, not you. \n\nDocument. Document. Document. \n\nI'm very sorry you are being forced to interact with this jackass. That is inexcusable behavior.", "Put his phone number into literally every scam website ever invented. Sign up for literally everything using his number. If he changes his number and tries harassing people again. Do it to his new number. I know this is like, a terrible way to resolve the underlying issue. But it might give you some slight satisfaction. Really sorry about this situation though", "Catfish him as a16 yeast old girl. Save texts and send them to cops.\n\nETA the word \"send.\"", "I know this isn't very unethical but I'd get ALL of the women that he has harassed and come forward with ALL of them, if they are willing. I know you mentioned that they're scared to come forward, but there is power in numbers and hopefully that might help encourage them to speak up.", "Hmm I think you need some harder proof that he's harassing you, some kind of fireable offense", "This is sexual harassment. You are right to be uncomfortable and want this to stop.\n\nWhat if all or some of the women he harassed went to HR or your manager together? \n\nHave you tried sending an email: \"I am not comfortable with your texts. Please stop contacting me outside of \\[email/slack/work phone\\]. I want to keep our relationship professiona..\" It puts him on notice that you aren't playing, this isn't cute, you have asked him to stop. CC this to your manager and HR.\n\nI think you should talk to an attorney who will give you a free consultation. Just to know your rights and options.", "I wouldn’t call this unethical, but if HR won’t do anything about it, and assuming you’re in the US, reach out to the EEOC. They LOVE it when companies break the law, and maybe you’ll get a reward out of it too.", "File an EEOC complaint. Then HR will _have_ to investigate. \n\nBe sure to have gone to _your_ immediate supervisor with the complaint and gotten a documented unhelpful answer first. \n\n(Something like: “John, per our three conversations before on 10/6, 11/7 and 12/1 the company still hasn’t done anything against Mr. Creepy. Can you please let me know which action has been taken?). \n\nIt shouldn’t be this way, but do have another job lined up. And talk to a lawyer. \n\nNone of this is unethical. Unethical will probably cost you here.", "You have the address you say? First thing that comes to mind is [poopsenders.com](https://poopsenders.com)", "I feel like it's the time to get the police involved. It may seem like overkill, but they'll set this guy straight in a hurry, and there will be a paper trail of your efforts. I watch a lot [probably too much] true crime, and it's always this type of guy that causes trouble.", "Sign him up for scientology and other cults. He won't have time to harrass you then", "I would go over my boss' head. Tell your boss' boss that your boss did everything he could and HR did everything they could and it can't be resolved. That way nobody can say or feel like you threw them under the bus, but you're letting them know that you're not stopping until it's resolved.", "Did you tell him in writing please do not communicate with me regarding anything other than critical work functions. I do not wish to be friends with you or hang out outside of work?\n\nIf that doesn’t work, find a really good employment lawyer.", "Call an employment lawyer in your state. You may have a harassment/ hostile work environment case. If you're in Minnesota DM me, I'll put you in touch with an attorney.", "You shouldn’t have to do this but if you are unionized you could ask the union rep to talk to him? I have no problem shutting creeps down but this one guy was bothering other women who are conflict adverse so I told the union rep to give him a warning and if it didn’t stop I’d go to management. It stopped immediately and the rep told me the guy was very embarrassed and glad it didn’t go to management", "When HR fails to meet their responsibilities, it exposes the company to legal and civil liability.\n\nCC Legal in your next email, and BCC yourself.\n\nNext steps after that: Contact your state bar association and ask for a referral to an attorney specializing in Employment Law / Sexual Harassment. It's possible the attorney would be willing to take the case on a contingency basis, with no upfront costs to you out of pocket, especially when the company is so blatant in their disregard for proper compliance.", "There are layers to harassment and its your responsibility to report them. If you're witnessing it, you can report it. If your HR department doesn't do anything the first time. Walk in and tell them you're making a formal complaint and want it documented. If they don't listen, shit on their desk. You can always call the corporate line and tell them your an employee witnessing serious misconduct on both management and HRs side.", "Sorry this is happening to you.\n\nSit down and write out EVERYTHING that has transpired to date. Save all emails. Send HR a summary email, including their response asking them if it is accurate.\n\nGet contact info for all the women he has done this to. Ask them if they know of anyone else. (Spoiler, they do.)\n\nCall a labor attorney about the next steps.", "Is he married? Maybe his wife would like to know about his actions at work...", "Get everyone he has harassed together at once and plan a time to go as a group to HR. Bring printouts of text messages etc. If they blow you off again, blow up the company on Twitter, if anyone still uses Twitter", "ELPT: File a police report and maybe get a restraining order. This is literally harassment wtf", "Anybody have an idea if starting the process of getting a training order of sorts would be effective? Or at the very least explicitly telling HR that if they don't do something about it quick, OP will start getting the law involved and making it crystal clear that the company actively refused to intervene? I feel like it could at least spook the company a bit, if not end with getting an actual restraining order of sorts that the creeper would learn very quickly not to ignore?", "You'll need some solidarity from the others he has harassed on this one. You and the others need to be overheard by management or HR that creepy guy is trying to get people to unionize. Don't go outright and tell your managers this but try to be talking about it in a \"sneaky\" way when they can hear you. Most non-union places shut that shit down real fast.", "You dont need an unethical tip, complain multiple times, save his texts and messages, and then when they do nothing, sue.", "This may not be the advice you're looking for (this is ULPT after all), but if you or a group of harassed employees all sue the company for HR's failure to do anything about it, it's possible you could all recover some damages. Alabama's statute of limitations on employee claims like this is 6 months, so time is short...\n\nhttps://www.employmentlawhelp.org/state-sexual-harassment/alabama\n\nAnd to make sure I don't get removed for providing only an ethical tip, it would be pretty hilarious to anonymously print out a hundred flyers saying he'll watch sweaty guys sponge-bathe each other, of course with his picture and phone number, and leave them by bars near the mill....", "This is why you don't ever have public social media accounts. Don't friend anyone you don't know irl", "Tell your (brother, cousin, friend) and then agree to meet Mr Creepy. Have the boys surround and intimidate him, and beat him up if necessary. If he complains, deny all knowledge and tell him you don’t know who they are.", "Tell boss try to get him fired but when you tell boss have the evidence ready, especially if your a woman", "Sorry this is happening to you! There is the whole ME TOO movement for a reason, as long as you document everything and have a whiteness with you, you have 100% power over your own actions. Trust your gut and get proof of his BS", "Let him get close enough to touch you then record it like he is sexually assaulting you.\n\nSign an NDA and retire early.", "Keep trying HR to get through to someone who knows what they are doing. Report to any senior available if they dont escalate it for you. Go directly as high as possible to the owner of the company if needs be. Document everything, any conversation had follow up with an email acknowledging what was said. Be stright with it. \"this email is to document our earlier conversation\"", "Just lie and say he said something to you when you walk past him, get other girls to help you lie or even a another guy saying he heard him say it.\n\nThen also show all the other evidence.", "If HR made you retake training instead of helping you, and you haven't already talked with a lawyer about it, then chances are pretty good that you know your complaints are BS. If what you're saying is true, then you have a quick path to a fat payout, so take it.", "Contact your health and safety board, whatever it is where you are. I am part of our health and safety committee for our sawmill, and I always remind workers that they are allowed to refuse unsafe work, and if the company doesn't resolve it, you are 100% within your right to bring it to your health board", "Call building security for escort when you must go into his work area. Call security every time, and make sure all others who have issues with him also call Security for an escort.", "Actually ethical tip:\n\n1. Obviously document everything. Get print outs of emails and or forward them to personal email.\n2. Make sure to reply via email following any and all verbal conversations with something to the effect of \"following our conversation I just wanted to make sure X, Y, Z was understood, thanks\" this way you're creating more documentation. A lot of people know emails are tracked or at least able to be checked after the fact. This prevents them from being able to skirt the rules.\n3. If HR is making you redo training ask why the other person is not\n4. If HR is unhelpful email HR's boss and your boss.\n5. Pretty much just keep going up the chain.\n6. Get in touch with lawyers if this fails. The term to look into is \"hostile work environment\" and possibly also \"retaliation\"\n7. Try to get the other women to do the same.", "According to the story u did not tell him anything face to face, right? U just blocked him online and ignored him in real life according to what u wrote.\n\nU have to straight up tell him what u want him to do. He is the dumb type so be brutaly honest with him. He is that clueless.\n\nIf it does not work then get a boyfriend for a day who wuld visit him in the workplace to have a chat with him man to man. That shuld make the guy back off.\n\nIf it does not work u culd just make up an excuse that he is sexualy harrassing u or touched u or tried to rape u. Get an eyewitness who is on ur side like 1 of his victims and fake it till u make it.\n\nAlso u culd spray him with pepper spray the next time he is insulting u but warn him before.\n\nAnother option is kicking his balls. Dunno if ball grabbing wuld work like in the movies.", "Report them to HR. Sometimes this could have unwelcomed consequences if not dealt with swiftly" ]

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[ "(Urgent) How can I avoid getting charged for a hotel comforter that my dog threw up on? ", "(Urgent) How can I avoid getting charged for a hotel comforter that my dog threw up on? ", "(Urgent) How can I avoid getting charged for a hotel comforter that my dog threw up on? ", "(Urgent) How can I avoid getting charged for a hotel comforter that my dog threw up on? " ]

[ "OP, personally handle this with the hotel cleaning staff. Find the sweetest elderly woman or man (they’re the type to usually send money home to support families etc) and honestly? Bring them to the room, flash them a $20/50/100 and ask if they can take care of this without warning management in anyway. \n\nIMO the staff don’t get paid enough to care that much.", "Throw it out and explain to the front staff you had an accident and shit yourself.", "Put the comforter, whatever the fuck that is, into the laundry trolley thing all hotels have on every floor and breeze out like you own the joint. Fuckin' comforter.", "If you can afford it later, checkout & you’ll get charged/billed later. Maybe disguise it on your way out in order to buy you enough time to get to your car.\n\nThe old lady $20 tip sounds good, but me personally just from how society can be prejudiced—that wouldn’t work for me. \nEven if you can’t afford it later, disguise it (flip it, take it off bed, ball it up, etc) and checkout. You may or may not be charged for it later." ]

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[ "How to dodge the \"2 item minimum\" policy for a lot of comedy clubs without actually buying anything? ", "How to dodge the \"2 item minimum\" policy for a lot of comedy clubs without actually buying anything? ", "How to dodge the \"2 item minimum\" policy for a lot of comedy clubs without actually buying anything? " ]

[ "If you’re a chick you could tell them you’re pregnant \n\nI’ve never tried this before so I don’t know if they would request “proof”", "After sitting down go find an empty cup and a plate and stick it in front of u? I can only see this working on a busy night cause they keep track of purchases on a table.", "Say you have dental surgery the next day and can't eat or drink anything." ]

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[ "how to get someone to shut the fuck up in a movie theater without inciting a scene/violence? ", "how to get someone to shut the fuck up in a movie theater without inciting a scene/violence? ", "how to get someone to shut the fuck up in a movie theater without inciting a scene/violence? ", "how to get someone to shut the fuck up in a movie theater without inciting a scene/violence? ", "how to get someone to shut the fuck up in a movie theater without inciting a scene/violence? ", "how to get someone to shut the fuck up in a movie theater without inciting a scene/violence? ", "how to get someone to shut the fuck up in a movie theater without inciting a scene/violence? ", "how to get someone to shut the fuck up in a movie theater without inciting a scene/violence? ", "how to get someone to shut the fuck up in a movie theater without inciting a scene/violence? " ]

[ "high frequency noise app\n\neach time they start talking, sneakily use the app.\n\nsomeone will get mad and tell em to shut up.", "Is walking up to them and saying your more interested in there conversation than movie not accepted anymore?", "A loud and menacing shush. Works 100% of the time. Or sneeze/shout to try and better them.", "Tell them to shut the fuck up. If they wanna fight, have a friend record them attacking and send them to jail", "I’ve had this go badly a dozen times. Now, I get there early, and sit all the way in the back. If you figure this out, lemme know!", "Skip the movie theater. Save $30+. Use $30+ to start better drug habit.", "Just laugh obscenely loudly over them every single time they talk, loud enough that they can’t even hear themself to continue the conversation.", "Bleach and rubbing alcohol make chloroform. Just keep a bottle and rag with you.", "I haven’t seen many non-confrontational ideas. If there are empty seats, maybe get up and move your spot? If they are talking loud enough to hear across the theater though, I’d go get a manager and ask for a refund while I’m at it." ]

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[ "How to cleverly get out paying suggested donations So I'm going to this charity event tonight that has a suggested donation requirement. It's for something I totally don't believe in, but my girlfriend really wants to go. She's as unethical as I am, but the difference is she has no shame and will walk in without thinking twice. I, on the other hand, have shame and want to act unethically discreetly. Anyone have an idea on what I can do to get in without that awkward feeling of not giving money before entering?", "How to cleverly get out paying suggested donations So I'm going to this charity event tonight that has a suggested donation requirement. It's for something I totally don't believe in, but my girlfriend really wants to go. She's as unethical as I am, but the difference is she has no shame and will walk in without thinking twice. I, on the other hand, have shame and want to act unethically discreetly. Anyone have an idea on what I can do to get in without that awkward feeling of not giving money before entering?", "How to cleverly get out paying suggested donations So I'm going to this charity event tonight that has a suggested donation requirement. It's for something I totally don't believe in, but my girlfriend really wants to go. She's as unethical as I am, but the difference is she has no shame and will walk in without thinking twice. I, on the other hand, have shame and want to act unethically discreetly. Anyone have an idea on what I can do to get in without that awkward feeling of not giving money before entering?", "How to cleverly get out paying suggested donations So I'm going to this charity event tonight that has a suggested donation requirement. It's for something I totally don't believe in, but my girlfriend really wants to go. She's as unethical as I am, but the difference is she has no shame and will walk in without thinking twice. I, on the other hand, have shame and want to act unethically discreetly. Anyone have an idea on what I can do to get in without that awkward feeling of not giving money before entering?" ]

[ "Are you a good actor/liar? You could say you left your wallet at home by accident but are happy to donate and ask them for information on where to send a donation after the event. If they push the phone or smartwatch pay angle say you don't trust them and prefer to handle your money manually or something like that. ", "Get an empty envelope and give that to the host. If you’re worried they’ll notice it’s empty prepare a real envelope incase. ", "Depending on the type of charity, say you're a recipient of their program.", "If you are in the us why don't you just put a bunch of photocopys of dollar bills and throw in a couple real ones to pad it out? \nTwo or three real ones or a 5 dollar at one end ?\n\n...may take some prep time\n\n" ]

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[ "How do i lower my houses AC back down to previous levels after my landlord capped it? So my landlords AC guy stopped by recently to adjust the AC. Pretty sure he capped it at 72 degrees when before my roommates and i had it at 68 degrees. The electronic thermostat on the wall was how we adjusted it before, but now we have it set at 68, but the actual temperature in the room is 72. When my landlords AC guy came by what did he do and how would i go about fixing it?", "How do i lower my houses AC back down to previous levels after my landlord capped it? So my landlords AC guy stopped by recently to adjust the AC. Pretty sure he capped it at 72 degrees when before my roommates and i had it at 68 degrees. The electronic thermostat on the wall was how we adjusted it before, but now we have it set at 68, but the actual temperature in the room is 72. When my landlords AC guy came by what did he do and how would i go about fixing it?", "How do i lower my houses AC back down to previous levels after my landlord capped it? So my landlords AC guy stopped by recently to adjust the AC. Pretty sure he capped it at 72 degrees when before my roommates and i had it at 68 degrees. The electronic thermostat on the wall was how we adjusted it before, but now we have it set at 68, but the actual temperature in the room is 72. When my landlords AC guy came by what did he do and how would i go about fixing it?", "How do i lower my houses AC back down to previous levels after my landlord capped it? So my landlords AC guy stopped by recently to adjust the AC. Pretty sure he capped it at 72 degrees when before my roommates and i had it at 68 degrees. The electronic thermostat on the wall was how we adjusted it before, but now we have it set at 68, but the actual temperature in the room is 72. When my landlords AC guy came by what did he do and how would i go about fixing it?", "How do i lower my houses AC back down to previous levels after my landlord capped it? So my landlords AC guy stopped by recently to adjust the AC. Pretty sure he capped it at 72 degrees when before my roommates and i had it at 68 degrees. The electronic thermostat on the wall was how we adjusted it before, but now we have it set at 68, but the actual temperature in the room is 72. When my landlords AC guy came by what did he do and how would i go about fixing it?", "How do i lower my houses AC back down to previous levels after my landlord capped it? So my landlords AC guy stopped by recently to adjust the AC. Pretty sure he capped it at 72 degrees when before my roommates and i had it at 68 degrees. The electronic thermostat on the wall was how we adjusted it before, but now we have it set at 68, but the actual temperature in the room is 72. When my landlords AC guy came by what did he do and how would i go about fixing it?", "How do i lower my houses AC back down to previous levels after my landlord capped it? So my landlords AC guy stopped by recently to adjust the AC. Pretty sure he capped it at 72 degrees when before my roommates and i had it at 68 degrees. The electronic thermostat on the wall was how we adjusted it before, but now we have it set at 68, but the actual temperature in the room is 72. When my landlords AC guy came by what did he do and how would i go about fixing it?", "How do i lower my houses AC back down to previous levels after my landlord capped it? So my landlords AC guy stopped by recently to adjust the AC. Pretty sure he capped it at 72 degrees when before my roommates and i had it at 68 degrees. The electronic thermostat on the wall was how we adjusted it before, but now we have it set at 68, but the actual temperature in the room is 72. When my landlords AC guy came by what did he do and how would i go about fixing it?", "How do i lower my houses AC back down to previous levels after my landlord capped it? So my landlords AC guy stopped by recently to adjust the AC. Pretty sure he capped it at 72 degrees when before my roommates and i had it at 68 degrees. The electronic thermostat on the wall was how we adjusted it before, but now we have it set at 68, but the actual temperature in the room is 72. When my landlords AC guy came by what did he do and how would i go about fixing it?", "How do i lower my houses AC back down to previous levels after my landlord capped it? So my landlords AC guy stopped by recently to adjust the AC. Pretty sure he capped it at 72 degrees when before my roommates and i had it at 68 degrees. The electronic thermostat on the wall was how we adjusted it before, but now we have it set at 68, but the actual temperature in the room is 72. When my landlords AC guy came by what did he do and how would i go about fixing it?" ]

[ "Most AC is designed to cool to 75 on a 92 degree day. Maybe it was too hot to get to 68 today, that’s super cold.", "The AC guy may have adjusted the \"Offset\" on the thermostat.\n\nI have a basic Honeywell thermostat too. Look up the manual for the model on your wall. There is probably setting to change the offset to the set temperature. So you can have it add or subtract from the shown setting. The offset is probably set to +4. Adjust it back to 0 and it should work normally again. \n\nOr just try setting it lower than 68, maybe 66.", "Why the hell do you insist on 68 fahrenheit? 72 is way more comfortable + you save energy. Or are you a smartiepants who thinks climate change is a hoax?", "buy a very cheap thermostat. bridge into the wires behind the thermostat and use this setup as your personal thermostat. make sure that the landlord thermostat will never be set to heat while yours is set to cool or vice-versa. for added crazy and $70, you can get a particle photon, a relay module, a DHT22 sensor, and a power supply. Makes it look super macguyver at that point. if you are particularly handy with C, C++, or python, you can make it out of a $6 m0 trinket, a $15 relay module, and a $4 DHT sensor.\n\nMuch better idea to have a small heating pad right under the thermostat. When my roommate moved out and into an apartment that had a locked thermostat, I got him to boil water and then put the pot of water under the thermostat when he wanted to lower the temperature at night to sleep. He always had comfy sleeps after that. Heating pad is a way better idea than a pot of boiled water.", "I remember having this issue when I was in college years ago, and I couldn't believe A/C manufacturers would build in some mechanism to make it not work. Especially since it didn't seem like a high tech piece of equipment, it was your run of the mill standard window A/C unit. I couldn't find anything online about it either (was like 15 years ago). \n\nI like the guy's suggestion about using a heating pad, wish I would have thought about that. I'm not sure though if the thermostat was the mechanism they used to block it.", "Depending on accessibility of the area, have a lamp next to it/resting against it with a light bulb that gets hot. It’ll be easier to manage than a heating pad.", "Are you sure it’s capped? Our landlord was a cheapskate and only sent in service workers to recharge the AC coolant. Never fixed the leak. If I didn’t have roomates I’d be walking around the house naked.", "Step 1\n\nSet the thermostat switch to \"Off.\"\n\nStep 2\n\nInsert a coin into the slot on the battery door to push it open.\n\nStep 3\n\nRemove the batteries.\n\nStep 4\n\nInsert the batteries backward, so that the negative pole lines up with the positive terminal. Leave the batteries placed backward for at least five seconds.\n\nStep 5\n\nRemove the batteries and put them back in the correct way, then close the battery door. The display will turn on. The thermostat is now reset.", "Instead of a heating pad, just put a tall lamp under it with an incandescent bulb. That way you can move the lamp closer or further away to adjust temperature.", "68? Are you insane? Why would you want it that cold in your house? Why would you want to waste so much energy making it that cold in your house?\n\nSeriously, 72 is plenty cold enough. Just deal with it." ]

[ 24, 12, 4, 3, 3, 2, 2, 1, 1, -20 ]

[ "how to identify which Speed Queen laundry machine key to buy? I've tried the straws trick, hangars, pins, and [this tubular lock pick set](https://www.ebay.com/i/132545413845). That one did work for the washer for awhile, but only because the lock was already incredibly loose. I'm not sure it was actually picking anything. Then someone finally put a properly fitting lock and no more half-hacking. The dryer lock has always been too difficult to move with the picks.\n\nThen on the advice of [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4gzjwv/whats_a_good_illegal_life_hack/), I tried [this key](https://www.ebay.com/itm/Genuine-OEM-Speed-Queen-54612-KEY-GR-800-ORIGINAL-/361343138299?hash=item5421bab9fb:g:F8gAAOSwLVZVzPcr). No dice.\n\nCan anyone help me figure out how to figure out what key I need?\n\nWasher: https://imgur.com/a/tDGniFq\nDryer: https://imgur.com/a/mFON5an", "how to identify which Speed Queen laundry machine key to buy? I've tried the straws trick, hangars, pins, and [this tubular lock pick set](https://www.ebay.com/i/132545413845). That one did work for the washer for awhile, but only because the lock was already incredibly loose. I'm not sure it was actually picking anything. Then someone finally put a properly fitting lock and no more half-hacking. The dryer lock has always been too difficult to move with the picks.\n\nThen on the advice of [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4gzjwv/whats_a_good_illegal_life_hack/), I tried [this key](https://www.ebay.com/itm/Genuine-OEM-Speed-Queen-54612-KEY-GR-800-ORIGINAL-/361343138299?hash=item5421bab9fb:g:F8gAAOSwLVZVzPcr). No dice.\n\nCan anyone help me figure out how to figure out what key I need?\n\nWasher: https://imgur.com/a/tDGniFq\nDryer: https://imgur.com/a/mFON5an" ]

[ "The LPT you need is, things that get fucked with too much get hidden cameras setup.", "Report > It breaks r/UnethicalLifeProTips's rules > No tips that are clever ways to steal" ]

[ 1, 1 ]

[ "What perfectly Legal Things Can I Do In Order To Get The Government To Waste Time Spying On Me? ", "What perfectly Legal Things Can I Do In Order To Get The Government To Waste Time Spying On Me? ", "What perfectly Legal Things Can I Do In Order To Get The Government To Waste Time Spying On Me? ", "What perfectly Legal Things Can I Do In Order To Get The Government To Waste Time Spying On Me? " ]

[ "Join 4chan discussions.\nJoin militia groups.\nSend emails to foreign nationals.\nJoin 3% FB groups.\n\nThink domestic terrorism and join up.", "Id say just find a new hobby. Youre literally wasting everyones time at this point.", "I'd say googling a lot of stuff about bombs and how to make them \nOr just make some kind of threat", "Buy chemicals online such as potassium nitrate (for curing meat - or making bombs) \n\nGenerally just act super suspicious, but don’t do anything that can actually get you slapped with a terrorism charge." ]

[ 1, 1, 1, 1 ]

[ "bought a very expensive designer dress online and the stitching sucks and is different than the photos. ", "bought a very expensive designer dress online and the stitching sucks and is different than the photos. ", "bought a very expensive designer dress online and the stitching sucks and is different than the photos. " ]

[ "Im not sure how it is where you live but in sweden if you order something online they have to give you a 30 return policy, unless its custom made", "Cr", "Card chargeback with your bank due to no response. Since they only give you 4 days you had no choice. I’d say bad stitching and an improper fit is a serious quality issue. Not even unethical!" ]

[ 10, 8, 6 ]

[ "How to get the contact information on someone who left review on google maps? ", "How to get the contact information on someone who left review on google maps? ", "How to get the contact information on someone who left review on google maps? " ]

[ "Not really, you could post in community groups looking for reviews of the place but would talk to a lawyer prior to doing that.\n\nWould also report them to the local health authorities for investigation to ensure the well being of current residents. Also if you didn't do it right away, get them to a doctor to create treatment plan and document their state upon release from the facility. The doctor may report as well.", "Deep, time heavy investigation. Check any & all social medias for the names & any activity that might match people/ events. Potentially hire private investigator if you have the money & it's legal where you are.", "I would look up who is managing the digital presence for the rehab center. Typically local businesses will have a digital marketing agency to do stuff like verify them in Google / Yelp, create splash web pages, and —to your interest —email market to customers to remind them to leave reviews. \n\nIf they have a digital agency, they have a 25 year old sales rep who has the contact info of all verified Google Business reviewers. Dig around on LinkedIn for who that might be. Take it from there." ]

[ 2, 2, 0 ]

[ "How to keep neighbors out of our yard during there giant loud ass parties. ", "How to keep neighbors out of our yard during there giant loud ass parties. ", "How to keep neighbors out of our yard during there giant loud ass parties. ", "How to keep neighbors out of our yard during there giant loud ass parties. ", "How to keep neighbors out of our yard during there giant loud ass parties. " ]

[ "1-turn on the sprinkler system with them outside and soak them\n2-turn on the sprinkers BEFORE they get there and soak the grass. Ruin everyone’s shoes the second they come and hang in your yard.\n3-let your dogs out on a leash that just reaches end of your property", "Put one of these little metal fences that are about a foot hight, make sure you choose the one that is harder to see and easier to stuck their feet on and fall. Then, turn on the sprinklers.", "Dog shit. Go to your local dog park and borrow the bags of excrement. Make a barrier on your property line. Either the smell will keep them away or they will step in it and carry it back inside.", "Join in the party for free booze. If they are going into your yard then that means you are invited.", "Check your city ordinance and park your car on your lawn if its legal.\n\nThen if they touch your car, you are rightfully pissed." ]

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[ "You could uninstall the driver for it. Just go back to it and \"update\" it and it will be fixed when you want it back.", "this may be too old school but try having the camera open in some other program while loading it up that'll usually either ask you to turn of the other program or just error", "Vaseline over the camera and tell them you broke it/it’s cracked. I’m seeing a lot of people come at this from the software side of things, but not many from the hardware side.", "Also just to add, anytime you advise my employer that you have a “cam issue” they IMMEDIATELY get IT to connect to your computer remotely and ‘fix’ the issue. If IT can’t fix it within an hour or so, they same day or overnight you a new web cam —so that’s why I use my video/pic technique\n\n*", "Yea, as already suggested— open the camera in another app such as FaceTime, or Camera depending if it’s a PC or Mac….so when you try and use it in Zoom, you *should* get an error.\n\n😈😈what I started doing is my fav! So I recorded myself for about 60 seconds, showing me from the neck up, doing random facial gestures such as doing a slight nod, chin rub, “reading my screen” and etc. I then set that video as my “background” picture for Zoom. \n\nYou just gotta be careful to ensure that you don’t have the camera on your actual face, or else your “fake video” will be playing with the “real you” sort of overlapping the image—if that makes sense. \nSo Test, test, test! Even if you wanna test Zoom call me 🤙! \n\nI know it may sound confusing so I’m\nHappy to clarify if needed", "If you are on windows, there is an option to stop camera access to certain apps in settings>privacy>camera. Just stop it for chrome. This works like a charm and every time you turn on the webcam, it will automatically turn off with a camera failed message.\nThe second way is that nowadays many antivirus programs have built-in webcam protection. You can download an antivirus that has this.", "Just say your internet isn’t great. Usually google meet auto stops camera playback if the internet speed is crapping out.", "LPT answer: Use OBS! It's the answer to your problems\n\n(", "The easiest method, go to device manager and disable it. Also some laptops have a function key for this too.", "Why not just cover the cam, crop the message box out of the last image you had of it, and put that on any screenshot of the current screen?\n\nI've got a little wood sliding sticker thing to cover the cam that I can open or close. Super handy, btw.", "There are extensions for Google Chrome that can help you manipulate video in Google meet. (Freezing, pixelating and stuff like that)\n\n", "Can’t you tell them you don’t want a camera? What kind of work is that?", "Block camera access on the browser to the meetmgoogle.com url. We use Google meet and that's what I do.", "Send the same picture to them next time, or say that you have the same error as last time. No need to trigger the error just to take a similar picture", "I just wrote a chrome extension that I can trigger that will conveniently “make the camera stop working”", "Could you not put a piece of tape over the camera and just resend the same picture you took this time?", "With my last work laptop I booted into the BIOS (keep your eyes open for a key to press at boot, might be called setup) and disabled the camera at that level.\n\nThis makes it harder for someone to log in remotely and enable it.\n\nAlso for luck I put a bit of gaffer tape over the lens.", "Usually a camera can only be used by one program at a time. You could open up “camera” on your computer to give it priority, then join the zoom call and you’ll get an error.", "This may sound like an odd approach, but go along with me for a sec. I teach. I thought it would be funny to my high school students to load the snap camera on my pc to add the super crazy backgrounds that turn you into a kitten etc. Well, I did and the fact that I was a rabbit in Zoom was funny to them. My yearly review with Admin was scheduled for the next hour though, and I couldn't turn this damn snap camera off. All I could do was disable the snap camera but the normal pc camera wouldn't turn off. I had a small snapchat logo and no picture. So I went to my review as a velociraptor. Admin laughed a lot, but I was humiliated. A full 15 months into virtual teaching and I couldn't fix this minor issue AND I was a dinosaur. TLDR; get the snap camera", "Press F12 to open developer tools. Then type:\n\nalert(“Camera Failed”);\n\nAnd press enter. That will trigger a pop up on any page with the desired text.", "Not exactly what you asked for, but it’s close: \n\nhttps://zoomescaper.com\n\nThis site helps you simulate a number of video and audio problems with your camera.", "Jab it with the sharpened end of a screwdriver! \n\nBut seriously, don't you still have the photo of the first error?", "I’m honestly surprised nobody has brought up Zoom Escaper lol. It works with Google Meet as well. Just google Zoom Escaper. \n\n(Yes I know it’s just for audio. But I still think it seems like something OP would appreciate)", "If you just need to take a photo of an error code what about finding an image on Google. And then ", "If you can, get inside the components of the webcam and pull on a wire near the camera lens gently until you start to pull too hard, then gently cross that line. Then drop it, or at least claim you did. Bonus of being possibly fixable depending on how proficient you are in severing the connection temporarily. Beware anti tamper tech such as stickers, glue, specialized screw heads, and physical alterations to the casing during reassembly.", "Dont know if it works on google meetings but if you open the pcs camera app while using zoom its will give you the same error", "put vaseline over the camera. some girl did it in our class and she got away with it. you can still see a blurry image but u can’t distinguish anything", "just copy the error message and paste it over a screen shot of your new meeting. rinse repeat.", "i once used OBS to cheat on my written exam while playing prerecorded video in loop", "[Webcam Cover](https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B079MCPJGH/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_AKQGYHNZ3EV6HAEPGCWY?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1)", "You could shine an led into it. At least it would look like it's a light leak due to damage and not covered up.", "You could make it a lighting issue somehow. Say your power is out and thus no light or… maybe the sun is broken at your place…", "You could conceivably install one of those software camera layers like ManyCam and have it display an error message", "You can't uninstall without administrator rights but if your company hasn't locked down the windows 10 OS via GPO you can just prevent applications accessing your webcam via the privacy settings in Windows 10. It's just a toggle option. Easy to fix though if your technicians are competent", "Why would your employer need your camera on in a meeting to begin with?", "Use that image as your background. Point your camera at a wall so you don't accidentally walk past it", "This is a SLPT. Anyone who is incompetent enough to not be able to figure out their camera will be figured out. And if you can’t get it to work they’ll probably reprimand you for not taking care of your duties as a professional", "There's something called Winaero Tweaker, with which you can install and uninstall MS apps. You could try to uninstall the camera app, haven't tried if it actually deactivaes the funtion tho.", "Some laptops have the ability to disable their webcams from the BIOS. This would make it look like you don't have a webcam.", "Save that error as a pic. Electrical tape over the camera. Use the pic every time as “proof”", "Right click start button\n\nDevice manager\n\nFind webcam device\n\nDisable\n\nJob done", "Put black tape over it and turn it on. When they ask Why your cameras light on, tell them it is on. You just don’t know why it’s not showing anything.", "Photoshop an image of you sitting at your desk, in the middle of saying something, but add some digital noise to make it look like the image is frozen. Then find something to hold it in place about a foot from your camera. Test it out beforehand to make sure it looks ok, and they'll just assume your camera isn't working.", "On some devices you can deactivate the camera in your bios.\n\nIf you know what you are doing you could also unplug the camera from the mainboard.", "Low-tech solution: \nI have installed a little sliding window gadget over my camera and can keep it closed for privacy even when the camera is on. I have this one: \n[https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07Z8SXDQD](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07Z8SXDQD) \n(But only get one that won't break your screen, as this one will break the screen on some newer MacBook Pro laptops.) \n\n\nAnyway, since it's a physical block of the camera, your camera just shows a black screen. It's even confused me a couple times when I was trying to do a video call and forgot it's on there with the slide window closed. \n\n\nThen if you have the error message, just take a screenshot, of your desktop with the error message. Whenever you need \"proof\" that your camera isn't working, keep the slider closed so all you produce is a black screen, and send a cell-phone photo of your computer with the screenshot set as a full-screen image, wallpaper, or screensaver. (Maybe be careful with the date and time your desktop is showing, or keep that out of the cell-phone photo.)", "Just say you aren't going to be using the video camera and move on. When they question it, establish dominance, a solid \"No\", and start talking about whatever the meeting is about. When they fire you, say \"I reject your rejection\" and all will be fine.", "Just save the screenshot. Take another screenshot of the screenshot when you need the next one so the date changes", "Just put a dot of permanent marker on the lense (I know, for me, the screen extends over the lense so it'll be easy to wipe off after) and then no one can see you anyway", "Just got me thinking. You can create virtual capture devices pretty easily. (I'm a software developer) You could write a program that makes a virtual capture device which let's you just record a short loop. Then it replays that loop over and over. At any point in time, you could click a button to switch to a live feed or click a button to go back to the loop. \n\nThe video would jump obviously when finishing the loop as well as when you switch to live mode, but as long as you tried to be in the same position you were in during the loop, people probably wouldn't notice. Video jumps all the time on calls like this. It's not suspicious. Also, try to be in the exact same position when the filming of the loop ends as the beginning.", "Just disable camera access via your browser. You can toggle it in a tab. Doing so during your meeting might look like a malfunction. I would try it first.", "Install netcut on your phone. Decrease your laptop's wifi signals. Profit!", "Install netcut on your phone. Decrease your laptop's wifi signals. Profit!", "Install a program like face rig that makes a virtual camera. When the program is deactivated the camera is just full black", "In my experience: try to make it work in the first place. Guaranteed to deliver (mixed) results.", "If you sent a picture of the error you could probably crop it different and send it again", "If you have the pic, you don't need to do anything else. Just stick some tape over the camera, and send the same pic. Who'd notice? Alternatively, just mock up a screenshot, if you have any graphic skills...", "If on windows:\n\n1. Run (‘windows’ (meta) button + R)\n2. enter command: compmgmt.msc\n3. Find the camera hardware in the device tree\n4. Open it (right click, properties)\n5. Disable device, or uninstall driver.\n\nDisable device will be easier to revert and is less likely to impact other devices.\n\n[here’s an explanation where you get to the device manager by clicking instead](https://windowsloop.com/disable-camera-webcam-windows-10/), but the ‘compmgmt.msc’ snap-in console works on every semi-modern version.\n\nOn Linux:\n\n1. Tape over you camera\n2. Announce your camera isn’t working and you are using linux\n3. “Does anyone know how to fix this?”\n4. Profit\n\n(I’m assuming you’re not using linux...)", "If it's google meet you can just disable / enable the camera permission from the browser you use", "I don't understand the point. If you don't do it often enough to make your manager wonder what's going on, how much are you gaining? You still have to be on the call, right? And even if not, the question stands: How much are you really gaining? \n\nAnd if you DO make it fail often enough to be meaningful to you, it'll likely get noticed by others. If it's a company laptop, they'll replace it -- and then be REALLY suspicious if the same behavior happens with the new one. If it's your own equipment, they'll likely \"suggest\" that you address the problem somehow. \n\nTL;DR: If you do it often enough to make it worth doing, you'll eventually draw negative attention to yourself.", "Go to bios, (just look up on google how to get into bios) disable the camera if it’s built in. There is probably some way to literally “check” or “uncheck” it, turning it on or off.", "For the first 6 months of working at home last year I got away with attending team meetings with no camera as I was using an old desktop PC with no webcam. They eventually provided us all with laptops, though.", "For me when I open the camera app and try to turn on the vedio for a meeting at the same time, the camera failed message pops up on the pc.", "Either have the camera app open, or get some semi see through tape and put it over the camera and tell them it's been acting funny", "Download and install OBS Studio. You can output as a virtual camera now. Just find a graphic or make one that says \"Camera failed\" or whatever you want and select OBS as your webcam and bobs your uncle.", "Corrupt your drivers intentionally. Easy on a Linux and OSX machine, not sure how to do it on windows tho.", "Check out how to block sites access to the camera in the settings of your browser", "But a piece of tape over it and act like you have no idea why it's black", "As the pandemic is winding down I have to say the surest way to convince management to force everyone back into the office sooner rather than later is to show constant issues related to remote work. \n\nULPT: no matter how bad your remote work situation is, tell everyone it is wonderful and you are way more productive working remote." ]

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[ "someone at work is leaving very bloody shits in the men's bathroom. I need to urge a coworker to see a doctor. ", "someone at work is leaving very bloody shits in the men's bathroom. I need to urge a coworker to see a doctor. ", "someone at work is leaving very bloody shits in the men's bathroom. I need to urge a coworker to see a doctor. ", "someone at work is leaving very bloody shits in the men's bathroom. I need to urge a coworker to see a doctor. ", "someone at work is leaving very bloody shits in the men's bathroom. I need to urge a coworker to see a doctor. " ]

[ "Anonymous note in all toilet stalls is the only thing I can think of to reach an elusive pooper.", "If you can’t get them to flush their shit down the toilet, you probably can’t get them to go see a doctor.", "They're probably taking blood thinners. Any recent transplant patients?", "Post a note in the bathroom saying I saw something. I think you need to see a doctor. Ppl interested would reach out to you personally.", "Someone was taking shits at work that left what can best be described as orange taco grease up the sides of the bowl. \n\nWe went through a similar process of “oh my god we need to find this person”\n\nStill have no idea what would cause that." ]

[ 16, 8, 7, 3, 2 ]

[ "Where is the best place to get a BA, without all the schooling. The knowledge isn't needed and it doesn't matter what the BA is for, I just need one to check a box. ", "Where is the best place to get a BA, without all the schooling. The knowledge isn't needed and it doesn't matter what the BA is for, I just need one to check a box. ", "Where is the best place to get a BA, without all the schooling. The knowledge isn't needed and it doesn't matter what the BA is for, I just need one to check a box. " ]

[ "Find the name of an accr", "If you actually want to get a degree: Western Governors University\n\n (online school, fully accr", "If they don’t do a background check, nowhere. \n\nI have a friend who paid $200 to get a fake diploma to hang up in her room because her parents kept hounding her. She told her current employer she had a degree, and she got a pay raise out of it. \n\nIf they ever do a background check again for some major promotion, that’s when the problems start. \n\nAs a college graduate with a BS, I can say most schools overcharge you and the textbooks are a damn scam. Essentially unless you’re dedicating yourself to school 24/7, it’s going to take you four years to get a BA. \n\nStart with a community college to get the basic two years of prerequisites out of the way. No sense in paying a university for general education. If they offer online classes, great! But don’t trust the online-only schools. They rely on students taking our students loans, and then while you’re saddled with debt, they give you a degree that’s not even from a valid school. \n\nAfter you do the two years of general prerequisites, you might decide which direction you want to go for a BA. Business Admin is always a good route, but if you’re like me where you can’t pay attention if you’re bored, don’t do it. I tried that with business, art, sociology… all things I figured would be easy but because I had no interest in them they were painfully difficult. I ended up going for a BS in a STEM major. \n\nYou’ll have to transfer to a university to get your BA. Unfortunately I feel like they are big scams too because they require a minimum number of units to graduate from their schools, and charge premium rates for tuition, parking, and again, textbooks. \n\nIf anyone knows of a faster and cheaper way, please let me know. Maybe an online degree from an international school?" ]

[ 8, 2, 0 ]

[ "Need a one day worthy sickness which I could foresee the previous night and kept me out of office the next day. ", "Need a one day worthy sickness which I could foresee the previous night and kept me out of office the next day. ", "Need a one day worthy sickness which I could foresee the previous night and kept me out of office the next day. ", "Need a one day worthy sickness which I could foresee the previous night and kept me out of office the next day. ", "Need a one day worthy sickness which I could foresee the previous night and kept me out of office the next day. " ]

[ "Your boss can push you for a note from the doc saying you had an appointment, but if the company pushes about what it was about that would be crossing a line, if you’d had an appointment", "Legally, you don't have to provide the company with any medical information, including a reason that you called in sick (at least in the US). The company gives you sick leave, and you are entitled to use that sick leave, no answers given.\n\nHowever, court battles suck, so if your boss is really gonna push the issue, cite food poisoning. You called the doctor (or went to an after-hours clinic) and they told you to take a sick day and to meet with your PCP, just in case it was something more serious.", "Anything related to a gynecologist. It will be a excuse and unless your major is a creep or something he'll be asking little if any questions.\n\nA example would be a menstruation issue. You'll get crickets with that one.", "Getting an IUD. Can be pretty painful and require heating pad and sleeping pills for the rest of the day\n\nOh! And requires a dr appt", "This is your ninth sick day this quarter. It's getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If you go for ten, you're probably gonna have to barf up a lung, so you'd better make this one count. The key to faking out the boss is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh, you get a nervous boss you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than work. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is a job.\n\nLife moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it. I do have a test today, that wasn't bull-s--t. It's on European socialism. I mean really, what's the point. I'm not European. I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists. They could be fascist anarchists and it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. I recall... Central Park in fall... It's not that I condone fascism or any 'ism' for that matter. Ism's, in my opinion, are not good. A person should not believe in an 'ism,' he should believe in himself. I quote John Lesson: 'I don't believe in Beatles. I just believe in me.' A good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off of people" ]

[ 3, 3, 3, 2, 1 ]

[ "Tweakers keep showing up and camping at our loca beach all summer. How can I annoy them into leaving without ruining the beach by making it stink etc? ", "Tweakers keep showing up and camping at our loca beach all summer. How can I annoy them into leaving without ruining the beach by making it stink etc? " ]

[ "Go buy an emergency strobe light(red&blue) on Amazon for like $25. Make sure they can see the lights from where they are on the beach but not the source of the lights. They should clear out pretty quickly.", "Spend an hour talking to them about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. If they seem interested go full Westboro on them yelling at them to repent. Nobody wants to be around that, but they won't think you're just being an asshole.\n\nOr outsource that job to a local church of any kind. Or multiple churches. Either they leave or get some community support." ]

[ 6, 1 ]

[ "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n", "Can I send a letter to a tenant in my apartment pretending to be the management? Howdy folks,\n\nFor about a year or two I’ve been dealing with two different tenants in my apartment complex that both (a) walk their dogs off-leash exclusively and (b) don’t take their pets to the designated pet-relief area (there is an astroturf patch that gets cleaned regularly). Because of this, I have had these dogs come up to me and try and jump on me, and start barking in my face. Aside from that, they have also caused certain areas to reek of piss because they’re just dirt patches that soak it up and then sit in the sun all day\n\nI have had multiple civil conversations with both. Although they seem to understand, the next time I see them their dog is off leash peeing/pooping wherever they like and not getting picked up.\n\nMy proposed solution after contacting management about this a few times with no real follow up is to take matters into my own hands anonymously. I just wrote up a letter where I took the formatting from a Word document emailed directly from my management office and referenced the section in the tenant handbook regarding pet policy. I then said that there have been complaints from pedestrians walking by (one of the dogs is aggressive and has come up to randoms walking by the apartments - the owner does not seem capable of keeping it under control) I stated that at this time, they would not be charged a fee (a real fee listed in the handbook) but if we continue to receive complaints, we will take action.\n\nNow, would printing this and posting it on their door late tonight after they’re asleep be illegal in some way? Or just slightly unethical?\n\nDo you have a suggestion for something I could do that would actually be an ULPT?\n\n\n" ]

[ "I did it over a neighbor vibrating my bedroom wall with his “sick ass bass\", and kids screaming on my stoop and leaving trash everywhere. \n\nNo more trash and no more bass.", "No way to tie it to you. You're doing management's job without getting paid. If the office has a problem your response is, and I quote, \"fuck you, then YOU do it.\"", "can you write it so it looks like its from management, but you dont actually say you are?\n\nyou can reference the sections from the tenant handbook, say complains have been made to the office (this is true, you made them), write it to \"tenants of building X\", make it look official without directly saying you are from management.", "Hey. I had this same exact issue. Kept talking to management. Kept asking him. But in the end you know what worked. I smeared my dog shit on dude's driver side window. He was picking shit up quick. Dude had issues not leashing also. His dog didn't have recall. Big pitbull to top it off. That guy totally sucked.", "You should keep in mind that all [modern printers print tracking dots](https://www.eff.org/pages/list-printers-which-do-or-do-not-display-tracking-dots) or something similar that could be traced back to you.\n\nNot that this is likely to end up with the police involved, but still, it would be best to not use your own.", "Something to keep in mind if you’re wanting to post letters for them, print out enough for at least your entire building. 9 times out of 10 a property manager isn’t going to only post a letter for a couple specific tenants over a smaller issue like dogs being un-leashed and shitting in places they aren’t supposed to. They’d make a general statement to the building that those tenants are in (at least, that’s how they’ve done it in the apartments I’ve lived in). \n\nThat way 1. You haven’t singled out the tenants that you’ve specifically dealt with on multiple occasions, meaning it’s less likely to come back to YOU. 2. It’s more believable as it would be a notice reminding tenants of specific policies. Of course, don’t include threats of eviction or fees. But this should at least help with shifting the blame away from you, and anyone else in the building will know it wasn’t for them either because they are following the policies, or it doesn’t apply to them (I.e. they don’t have pets). \n\nIf others see that all the apartments in that building got a note, and not just the two specific tenants, the others will be less likely to bring it up to management since it’ll be seen as a general reminder. Of course, if you live with a bunch of Karens, this advice could go south as they’ll wanna speak with management about why they specifically got a letter, even if all the other apartments also got one.", "my brother in law changed his wifi name to pick your dog shit subtle but I like it lol", "If you've had dogs literally jumping on you while outdoots, can't you call animal control?\n\nINAL, but I think impersonating management would be illegal.", "Send the letter\n\nPick up the dog shit and put it on the under side of the door handle to their appartment, push it in the lock so their keys smell like shit, find what car they drive and put it under the handle there too and smear some on the air intake vents. If their car is unlocked, replace the cabin air filter with the dog shit, if you share laundry in the apartment wait for them to do it, then once they leave open the washing machine/dryer and throw the dog shit in there too", "I mean even if it isn’t illegal how would they know it’s you? Do it in the middle of the night and wear a mask.\n\nOr get a concealed carry permit and next time their dog tries to jump on you just shoot it in self defense (/s unless you’re in America)", "I don't think it's illegal as long as you don't get into threats (\"or eviction proceedings may happen\", \"we will raise your rent\", etc.) I do think if your landlord finds out you were pretending to be then they might consider giving you the boot so be careful of that, but then they'd have to prove it was you. A simple \"There have been complaints of x, please correct it\" would be both sufficient and maybe even more effective than included threats, as well as be less prone to being brought up to the actual landlord. Maybe even just put it on their letterhead/paper with their logo with no actual name or position specified. More of an implication then.", "I know this is unethical tips, but reach out and see if your city might do anything or animal control. If their dogs aren’t registered with the city they could end up losing their animals or paying a fine. And if the multiple reports of their dogs going out and pooping they can get a fine for that too in some cities. If their dogs are off leash they could be breaking a A state law or a city ordinance and the non emergency line for police can come an investigate.", "Pepper Spray and air horns are good defense measure that can and should be used by a dog appearing aggressive and threating to you. Follow up with a police report of being attacked. However, be prepared for \"repercussions\" against you in the form of a key'd car, or other damage to your property\\\\equipment.", "I don’t get why people walk their dogs off leash. My dog is literally WAITING to fight any dog that approaches. Even when I yell NOT FRIENDLY, they still won’t move. \n\nWhy aren’t leash laws enforced", "Pick up some of the dog shit, and randomly place it in front of the management office. That’ll get their attention real quick. Don’t forget hat and mask…", "I lived in a small complex (about 20 apartments) with no manager living on site. Anytime something would happened that annoyed me I would just use the managements letter head and post a notice in all public areas....9 times out of 10 the behavior would stop the next day. I was too worried about sending them a direct letter in fear they would call the company and ask who sent it.", "If a dog jumps on you, all you need to do is raise your knee. Don't kick it, just raise it. It makes it uncomfortable for the dog to stay on you, and it's forced to go away. If it's trying to cling on, push it with your leg - it's invading your space in a major way, so you're within your rights. Accompany with a \"NO BAD\" at your leisure.\n\nJust because the owner doesn't know how to raise a dog doesn't mean you can't tell it a few ground rules.", "You should be good... unless they follow r/UnethicalLifeProTips , in which case, your cover has been blown.", "I would walk with an air horn and blast it if the dog gets close. That should keep you safe and embarrass them a little. You could also go pepper spray but that's iffy\n\nFor the pee, maybe anti dog spray in those areas. Or take pictures when you see it and send to management", "Don’t mail it. I’m being abundantly cautious here but involving a potential federal offense (mailing a false letter pretending to be a company)is not the way. I like the hat/mask and come from one way and leave a different way and go the long way home after shedding said mask and hat. That being said, wear subdued clothing, nothing bright and nothing you’d wear again soon.", "see if they have a wireless printer you can connect to and print it from their printer\n\nor a note that says 'fuk dem dogs'", "Take into account the personality of the management and their view of you. \n\nBasically are they power trippers who'd flip out over someone impersonating them and will they target you once they figure out its you. \n\n\n\nSince you've brought the subject up with them in person you'll likely be the main suspect if they find out the notice wasn't posted by the actual management\n\nPeople don't talk to their neighbors anymore so you'll stand out. You thinking it went civilly and unnoticed is naive. They noticed and it's now primary thing they associate with you.", "Replicate how your management office communicates. Are they more likely to send it in the mail?", "Look up city ordinances for leash laws. Probable that you have some. You can cite those in your letter.", "It’s only breaking the law if you get caught. Impersonating management is probably illegal but no one will enforce it. Scan & print off logos from existing correspondence. \n\nIf anyone did want to to catch you, your colour printer adds yellow dots to every print that has the hidden serial number. Black and white printers do not have this feature. Google it for more information, it is a anti-counterfeiting feature and is traceable back to you. Would the cops to through such trouble for a minor crime? Of course not. Don’t worry about it. \n\nKnow where the cameras are ahead of time. Wear a mask and sunglasses. Wear old clothes you never wear. Have sticky tape on the envelope ahead of time so you can just stick and walk as you pass by silently. \n\nIn the letter be super professional but say something like ‘please be advised was multiple complaints about x description dogs excreting where they should not be and if there are continued issues it will be grounds for eviction’. That’s enough.", "It might be too late, but I would word this *very* carefully. I don't know where you are or how the specific laws are written, but it's not worth being charged with fraud. However, you *can* word it in such a way that it makes it *seem* like it's from management without actually misrepresenting yourself.\n\nState facts only. Make sure that every single sentence you write is factually accurate. Don't say \"there have been complaints from pedestrians...\" instead say \"It has been observed on multiple occasions that your dog(s) have acted aggressively towards pedestrians.\" Don't say \"At this time you will not be charged a fee\" instead say \"As a reminder, per the handbook, you may be charged a fee if violations continue\"\n\nSimply state what was observed and what COULD happen, without directly implying that you will make it happen.\n\nFinally, in lieu of a closing, write something like. \"If you have any further questions about our policies or how they apply to your pets, please contact management at XXX-XXX-XXXX. Thank you for your cooperation\"\n\nThis again is factual, but including it as a closing will make it appear as if it is \"signed\" by management.", "Don’t post the letter in their door at night. What management office is running around putting notes on doors in the late evenings? Zero. Looks suspicious AF\n\nDay time my friends. I’d know immediately that it was a neighbor if something was on my door before 9am when I lived in an apartment. \n\nAnother user suggested posting the letter on every one’s door in your building. I would not single one neighbor even though who is the culprit u/throwitawaynow-10", "depending on the size of the complex maybe send it to everyone to make it seem more official", "Spray pepper spray on your pants. It's not illegal to walk around with pepper spray on your own pants. Dogs won't jump up on you.", "Send it to the whole unit in the apartment including yourself or put flyers in all mailbox", "Realistically, it could be seen as fraud to impersonate a company and individual as it could be seen as you trying to extort money from them.\n\nEqually could be seen as intimidation and a civil suit could be allowed.\n\nAlso likely to get you evicted if you get caught. It'll be hard to pin on except you probably left finger prints on the paper and used your own printer instead of a work/public printer because most printers leave identify dots on the pages they print. Obviously only police would go to these lengths but still because of the money element that might be enough for them to dig around and you're the guy who's already complained about the dogs etc. So you're first suspect as well.", "Illegal. I’m on an HOA (I know, I know) and someone put a flier out that looked like it came from us. Attorney told us it was actionable if we could identify the person.", "I have the same issue at a very large complex full of old people. I swing my leg at unleashed dogs that come toward mine (with no intention of hurting the animal) and state that my dog is aggressive and I’m protecting theirs. I also went online and ordered custom country flag toothpicks that say “bad human” on them and I pin them in all the dog shit I find around the property.", "Go for it, what will they do trace your ink? \n\nI just did this move in a different capacity. I was staying overnight at a hotel and the room had an adjoined doorway with the next room. They were fucking to some terrible and too loud Rick Ross album via 2010. I hit the wall a few times with no follow up. \n\nPicked up the phone, realized there was no caller ID. Called the front desk, no answer. Rick Ross persisted. Saw the option to dial a room number. Dialed the neighboring room and after a few seconds a woman picked up sounding like she just went 10 rounds with Tyson - “hello, this is the front desk. We have received multiple noise complaints from your room requesting you turn the music off.” \n\nA scratchy voice on the other end apologized and the music was off.", "Alternative idea.\nNext time you have a steak get some of the blood and rub it onto your forearm go out and have the dog jump up as normal. It might give your a a small bite which would give you all the leverage to need or if it does you can still pretend the blood on you arm I from the dog jumping you. Either way you can make a strong case about how if management doesn't enforce the rules they may become liable.", "You could always leave a letter as \"people from the building\" if it's a large complex. They'll never be able to reasonably track down everyone to ask them", "Sure but who doesn’t just email this out these days? Printing it is cool and all but I’d just ignore any printed notice if there no email sent too.", "Recommend putting it on in the morning. When management normally would. Not midnight", "Just photo copy the return address of anything management has sent you or go online. USPS is still one of the biggest drug dealers, so falsification is super simple. It's illegal not unethical. But sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire.", "It could be argued depending on your state that you are committing fraud, but highly unlikely. However, why not just complain to the management and have them do it for real?", "Is it legal to do this? Also is it legal to set up a hidden camera on a property that you rent?", "I would just type it out on the paper but don't pretend to be management or refer to \"we\". Keep it formal and anonymous. They can assume its management. Leave out they will be fined. Just say if it happens again, action will be taken. There have been complaints from tenants and pedestrians. Include what the handbook says.\n\nAlso maybe send the same general letter to management and reiterate what has been going on. Refer to handbook. That way you have documentation that you have asked for something to be done. \n\nI am pretty positive you won't have to worry about printer tracing. Document pictures for proof. If they say anything, Document that too. Please don't put poop under door handles or piss on plates. They could get you for harassment. \n\nAlways assume there are cameras on any general area that people might be. Most apartments have some sort of camera in the hallways.", "Dogs have tendencies, you could try to use those to your advantage/lead them away from you \n\nFor example, if there's an empty area in front of dog and there's a cone, big chance that dog will go to cone to piss against cone\n\nRandom shit thought but w e", "1. They’ll know instantly it’s you. Unless there’s someone else who complains about their behavior. \n\n2. They’ll escalate to HOA with this knowledge", "If it works, don't let it go to your head like it did to Pheobe when she found that police badge.", "Don't do it at night, do it at a time when management could actually plausibly be there.\n\nWhen did you last see mgmt after hours..", "Maybe make a complaint to the local police and animal control about the aggressive dog on top of posting the letters? That might also get some real behavioral change.", "I don't know. Can you? \nAre you physically capable of writing something up, walking down to their door, and putting it up there with a piece of tape? \nIf so, then yes...yes you can.", "OP what is your issue? Essentially you are mad at dogs that a)poop b)are friendly dogs. GET A LIFE. If these are the things you are willing to post paragraphs about and commit fraud then you need to rethink your situation. Sounds like life must be pretty damn good for you to think this is anything close to an issue.", "OH SHIT UR DOG IS ATTACKING ME? pepper.spray. oh, how was i supposed to know ur dog is friendly? but honestly animals don’t deserve that, but i also just made the assumption this dog was off leash on purpose and the way it ran at me i assumed the owner sicked it on me so i pepper sprayed THE OWNER too", "It’s only truly illegal if they -prove- it’s you (and if it violates a law of course, which differs by place).", "honestly get a gun and next time the dog jumps on you shoot it in the face. 🤷🏻‍♀️", "You can do whatever you want if you won't be caught.\n\nThat's the rule of life in human society.\n\nIf sg is not illegal then there is nothing to fear.\n\nBtw you shuld check the laws and rules first before you make a move but your plan seems safe to me.\n\nYou can also force management to act if you know what to do.", "Well I can think of worse things you can do. Dogs go crazy about aniseseeds. Anise, some quality dog food and a secret igredient might solve the problem entirely. If the dog is off the leash, it will probably find it around and eat it." ]

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[ "dynamics of “loss prevention” in a grocery store? I live in a newly gentrified area. I’ve been shopping at the same grocery store for almost a decade. In the last few months they’ve OBVIOUSLY recruited a loss prevention company. I’ve seen them confront people. I’ve seen them run people out. Do they think I don’t know what they look like?\n\nAnyways, my trips are usually pretty light so I bring one canvas tote with me and fill it (rather than a basket because covid). Then I use the self checkout. I’ve started to notice the attention I bring to myself and it annoys the shit out of me. IM HERE TWICE A WEEK. \n\nThe dude following me, staring at the soft drinks like a scientist that doesn’t know how to read. The other dude that seemingly lives at the end of the butcher counter... I’m over here budgeting, trying to decide if I can spring for the modelo instead of the coors. And this dude is huddled up with the lunchables and processed meats, side-eyeing me like I just broke up with his hot dog of a little sister.\n\nAll of the employees and managers know who I am and we’re typically on a first name basis. But If these guys are going to be so aggressive, I’d like to mess with them a bit. \n\n", "dynamics of “loss prevention” in a grocery store? I live in a newly gentrified area. I’ve been shopping at the same grocery store for almost a decade. In the last few months they’ve OBVIOUSLY recruited a loss prevention company. I’ve seen them confront people. I’ve seen them run people out. Do they think I don’t know what they look like?\n\nAnyways, my trips are usually pretty light so I bring one canvas tote with me and fill it (rather than a basket because covid). Then I use the self checkout. I’ve started to notice the attention I bring to myself and it annoys the shit out of me. IM HERE TWICE A WEEK. \n\nThe dude following me, staring at the soft drinks like a scientist that doesn’t know how to read. The other dude that seemingly lives at the end of the butcher counter... I’m over here budgeting, trying to decide if I can spring for the modelo instead of the coors. And this dude is huddled up with the lunchables and processed meats, side-eyeing me like I just broke up with his hot dog of a little sister.\n\nAll of the employees and managers know who I am and we’re typically on a first name basis. But If these guys are going to be so aggressive, I’d like to mess with them a bit. \n\n", "dynamics of “loss prevention” in a grocery store? I live in a newly gentrified area. I’ve been shopping at the same grocery store for almost a decade. In the last few months they’ve OBVIOUSLY recruited a loss prevention company. I’ve seen them confront people. I’ve seen them run people out. Do they think I don’t know what they look like?\n\nAnyways, my trips are usually pretty light so I bring one canvas tote with me and fill it (rather than a basket because covid). Then I use the self checkout. I’ve started to notice the attention I bring to myself and it annoys the shit out of me. IM HERE TWICE A WEEK. \n\nThe dude following me, staring at the soft drinks like a scientist that doesn’t know how to read. The other dude that seemingly lives at the end of the butcher counter... I’m over here budgeting, trying to decide if I can spring for the modelo instead of the coors. And this dude is huddled up with the lunchables and processed meats, side-eyeing me like I just broke up with his hot dog of a little sister.\n\nAll of the employees and managers know who I am and we’re typically on a first name basis. But If these guys are going to be so aggressive, I’d like to mess with them a bit. \n\n", "dynamics of “loss prevention” in a grocery store? I live in a newly gentrified area. I’ve been shopping at the same grocery store for almost a decade. In the last few months they’ve OBVIOUSLY recruited a loss prevention company. I’ve seen them confront people. I’ve seen them run people out. Do they think I don’t know what they look like?\n\nAnyways, my trips are usually pretty light so I bring one canvas tote with me and fill it (rather than a basket because covid). Then I use the self checkout. I’ve started to notice the attention I bring to myself and it annoys the shit out of me. IM HERE TWICE A WEEK. \n\nThe dude following me, staring at the soft drinks like a scientist that doesn’t know how to read. The other dude that seemingly lives at the end of the butcher counter... I’m over here budgeting, trying to decide if I can spring for the modelo instead of the coors. And this dude is huddled up with the lunchables and processed meats, side-eyeing me like I just broke up with his hot dog of a little sister.\n\nAll of the employees and managers know who I am and we’re typically on a first name basis. But If these guys are going to be so aggressive, I’d like to mess with them a bit. \n\n", "dynamics of “loss prevention” in a grocery store? I live in a newly gentrified area. I’ve been shopping at the same grocery store for almost a decade. In the last few months they’ve OBVIOUSLY recruited a loss prevention company. I’ve seen them confront people. I’ve seen them run people out. Do they think I don’t know what they look like?\n\nAnyways, my trips are usually pretty light so I bring one canvas tote with me and fill it (rather than a basket because covid). Then I use the self checkout. I’ve started to notice the attention I bring to myself and it annoys the shit out of me. IM HERE TWICE A WEEK. \n\nThe dude following me, staring at the soft drinks like a scientist that doesn’t know how to read. The other dude that seemingly lives at the end of the butcher counter... I’m over here budgeting, trying to decide if I can spring for the modelo instead of the coors. And this dude is huddled up with the lunchables and processed meats, side-eyeing me like I just broke up with his hot dog of a little sister.\n\nAll of the employees and managers know who I am and we’re typically on a first name basis. But If these guys are going to be so aggressive, I’d like to mess with them a bit. \n\n", "dynamics of “loss prevention” in a grocery store? I live in a newly gentrified area. I’ve been shopping at the same grocery store for almost a decade. In the last few months they’ve OBVIOUSLY recruited a loss prevention company. I’ve seen them confront people. I’ve seen them run people out. Do they think I don’t know what they look like?\n\nAnyways, my trips are usually pretty light so I bring one canvas tote with me and fill it (rather than a basket because covid). Then I use the self checkout. I’ve started to notice the attention I bring to myself and it annoys the shit out of me. IM HERE TWICE A WEEK. \n\nThe dude following me, staring at the soft drinks like a scientist that doesn’t know how to read. The other dude that seemingly lives at the end of the butcher counter... I’m over here budgeting, trying to decide if I can spring for the modelo instead of the coors. And this dude is huddled up with the lunchables and processed meats, side-eyeing me like I just broke up with his hot dog of a little sister.\n\nAll of the employees and managers know who I am and we’re typically on a first name basis. But If these guys are going to be so aggressive, I’d like to mess with them a bit. \n\n", "dynamics of “loss prevention” in a grocery store? 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Do they think I don’t know what they look like?\n\nAnyways, my trips are usually pretty light so I bring one canvas tote with me and fill it (rather than a basket because covid). Then I use the self checkout. I’ve started to notice the attention I bring to myself and it annoys the shit out of me. IM HERE TWICE A WEEK. \n\nThe dude following me, staring at the soft drinks like a scientist that doesn’t know how to read. The other dude that seemingly lives at the end of the butcher counter... I’m over here budgeting, trying to decide if I can spring for the modelo instead of the coors. And this dude is huddled up with the lunchables and processed meats, side-eyeing me like I just broke up with his hot dog of a little sister.\n\nAll of the employees and managers know who I am and we’re typically on a first name basis. But If these guys are going to be so aggressive, I’d like to mess with them a bit. \n\n", "dynamics of “loss prevention” in a grocery store? I live in a newly gentrified area. I’ve been shopping at the same grocery store for almost a decade. In the last few months they’ve OBVIOUSLY recruited a loss prevention company. I’ve seen them confront people. I’ve seen them run people out. Do they think I don’t know what they look like?\n\nAnyways, my trips are usually pretty light so I bring one canvas tote with me and fill it (rather than a basket because covid). Then I use the self checkout. I’ve started to notice the attention I bring to myself and it annoys the shit out of me. IM HERE TWICE A WEEK. \n\nThe dude following me, staring at the soft drinks like a scientist that doesn’t know how to read. The other dude that seemingly lives at the end of the butcher counter... I’m over here budgeting, trying to decide if I can spring for the modelo instead of the coors. And this dude is huddled up with the lunchables and processed meats, side-eyeing me like I just broke up with his hot dog of a little sister.\n\nAll of the employees and managers know who I am and we’re typically on a first name basis. But If these guys are going to be so aggressive, I’d like to mess with them a bit. \n\n", "dynamics of “loss prevention” in a grocery store? I live in a newly gentrified area. I’ve been shopping at the same grocery store for almost a decade. In the last few months they’ve OBVIOUSLY recruited a loss prevention company. I’ve seen them confront people. I’ve seen them run people out. Do they think I don’t know what they look like?\n\nAnyways, my trips are usually pretty light so I bring one canvas tote with me and fill it (rather than a basket because covid). Then I use the self checkout. I’ve started to notice the attention I bring to myself and it annoys the shit out of me. IM HERE TWICE A WEEK. \n\nThe dude following me, staring at the soft drinks like a scientist that doesn’t know how to read. The other dude that seemingly lives at the end of the butcher counter... I’m over here budgeting, trying to decide if I can spring for the modelo instead of the coors. And this dude is huddled up with the lunchables and processed meats, side-eyeing me like I just broke up with his hot dog of a little sister.\n\nAll of the employees and managers know who I am and we’re typically on a first name basis. But If these guys are going to be so aggressive, I’d like to mess with them a bit. \n\n", "dynamics of “loss prevention” in a grocery store? I live in a newly gentrified area. I’ve been shopping at the same grocery store for almost a decade. In the last few months they’ve OBVIOUSLY recruited a loss prevention company. I’ve seen them confront people. I’ve seen them run people out. Do they think I don’t know what they look like?\n\nAnyways, my trips are usually pretty light so I bring one canvas tote with me and fill it (rather than a basket because covid). Then I use the self checkout. I’ve started to notice the attention I bring to myself and it annoys the shit out of me. IM HERE TWICE A WEEK. \n\nThe dude following me, staring at the soft drinks like a scientist that doesn’t know how to read. The other dude that seemingly lives at the end of the butcher counter... I’m over here budgeting, trying to decide if I can spring for the modelo instead of the coors. And this dude is huddled up with the lunchables and processed meats, side-eyeing me like I just broke up with his hot dog of a little sister.\n\nAll of the employees and managers know who I am and we’re typically on a first name basis. But If these guys are going to be so aggressive, I’d like to mess with them a bit. \n\n", "dynamics of “loss prevention” in a grocery store? I live in a newly gentrified area. I’ve been shopping at the same grocery store for almost a decade. In the last few months they’ve OBVIOUSLY recruited a loss prevention company. I’ve seen them confront people. I’ve seen them run people out. Do they think I don’t know what they look like?\n\nAnyways, my trips are usually pretty light so I bring one canvas tote with me and fill it (rather than a basket because covid). Then I use the self checkout. I’ve started to notice the attention I bring to myself and it annoys the shit out of me. IM HERE TWICE A WEEK. \n\nThe dude following me, staring at the soft drinks like a scientist that doesn’t know how to read. The other dude that seemingly lives at the end of the butcher counter... I’m over here budgeting, trying to decide if I can spring for the modelo instead of the coors. And this dude is huddled up with the lunchables and processed meats, side-eyeing me like I just broke up with his hot dog of a little sister.\n\nAll of the employees and managers know who I am and we’re typically on a first name basis. But If these guys are going to be so aggressive, I’d like to mess with them a bit. \n\n", "dynamics of “loss prevention” in a grocery store? I live in a newly gentrified area. I’ve been shopping at the same grocery store for almost a decade. In the last few months they’ve OBVIOUSLY recruited a loss prevention company. I’ve seen them confront people. I’ve seen them run people out. Do they think I don’t know what they look like?\n\nAnyways, my trips are usually pretty light so I bring one canvas tote with me and fill it (rather than a basket because covid). Then I use the self checkout. I’ve started to notice the attention I bring to myself and it annoys the shit out of me. IM HERE TWICE A WEEK. \n\nThe dude following me, staring at the soft drinks like a scientist that doesn’t know how to read. The other dude that seemingly lives at the end of the butcher counter... I’m over here budgeting, trying to decide if I can spring for the modelo instead of the coors. And this dude is huddled up with the lunchables and processed meats, side-eyeing me like I just broke up with his hot dog of a little sister.\n\nAll of the employees and managers know who I am and we’re typically on a first name basis. But If these guys are going to be so aggressive, I’d like to mess with them a bit. \n\n" ]

[ "Start following them around. The guy can only look at hotdogs for so long without him thinking it’s too long and would look suspicious so when he walks away start to follow him. Point him out to a manager as looking shifty and how he was looking at the hotdogs far too long to be natural.", "Look them dead in the eyes, put on a set of those glasses with the fake nose and mustache attached without breaking eye contact, then go back to your shopping.", "If it were me, I’d make it abundantly clear that I knew what they were doing. Say hello every time you see them, comment that they’re always there at the same time you go shopping, ask them if they’re stalking you because they want to go on a date.. \n\nDEFINITELY ask them if they’re stalking you because they want to go on a date. Try and perfect a look of expectant hope in your eyes.", "Do exactly what a loss prevention officer would do. And when they finally question you, tell them you’re LP.", "Pick something up, put it in the bag, walk around the store and put that shit back. Just keep changing your mind on shit.", "Walk slower, then start walking faster once you turn down isles or, go around corners and abruptly stop a soon as you're out of eyesight.\n\nAsk them to extremely basic/simple and redundant questions about the products they are \"looking\" at.", "Spend about 20 minutes looking at the condom and lube section, read all the bottles of lube. Then make sure they follow you to the fruit and vegetables. Pick up the biggest cucumber and then make eye contact with them, maybe a wink.", "Pick things up, walk round with them and put them back down again. Start with coat unbuttoned and half way through your shop button it up. Carry a bag over your shoulder labelled \"swag\" or \"loot\". Fashion yourself an ankle bracelet, not out of gold and beautiful jewels, but out of chunky black plastic. Answer a mock phone call in warning you loudly proclaim to your probation officer that you're not going back inside again, but you have a family to feed and a habit to pay for.", "Do your shopping as normal and once you've picked out all your items run to the registers. They will panic thinking your making a run for the door and you can watch them all make a Break for the door then look confused as you calmly check out at the registers.", "I got stalked around a clothing store and confronted on my way to the register (walked past the doors to get in line, so it was clear I intended to pay). I had my girlfriend's shopping bag from the store next door in the cart, he demanded to see what was in there and compare the receipt and then sulked away when I showed it to him. \n\nThe next day they had an actual shoplifter and called the police. Imagine his surprise when I'm the one who showed up to make the report.", "Oh gosh. Calling them out is great, but grabbing high price items then stashing them someplace when they are not looking makes them believe that your stole. If they stop you a d you didn't oooo man they will have some egg on thier face.", "Have you tried hitting on them yet? Write a note saying something like \"I've seen you checking me out, call me\" with one of the lines that charge your carrier written on it. When they're watching you, wink at them. Huddle around a product holding it close to your chest so they come closer, then pinch their ass and hand them the item(bonus points if it's condoms/lube)\n\nIf you want them to waste their time on you so other people can have a fine time, always wear baggy clothes like hoodies and sweats, and a beanie or cap for good measure, huge bag/purse if you can pull it off. With a mask and sunglasses you should be able to conceal most of your face. Frequently pull things out of your pockets(chapstick, gum, you keys) and put them back while you're looking at items. Never put items into your cart/bag until you absolutely need to, walking around the entire store with something small in your hand. Take corners fast, and get really close to the shelves when you shop with your back towards them. Try to look everywhere in the store like you're afraid of getting caught, but don't ever make eye contact with them until you're leaving the store(when you should look nervous and scared of them).\n\n Last but not least, be as disorganized as possible in self checkout. Start a pile of refrigerated foods, scan it like 1/3 of the way then start scanning things from your bag/cart. Make sure you get everything, but in an order they can't follow easily without watching you shamelessly. This is how actual shoplifters do it at self checkout, they make it hard to follow what has and hasn't been scanned. After you've scanned everything but before you've paid, grab all of your things and look through the grocery bag. Hold it and look around for like 30 seconds, mostly looking at the door. If there's two doors you can leave from look back and forth between them and nod towards the door with the least number of people like you've made a decision.\n\nHopefully you have some fun with these tips! Remember, stealing is wrong probably.", "If the liquor isn’t in a locked cabinet, pick up and read the label on as many of the bottles as you can until you get bored. Don’t look at anybody or anything else, just read the bottles", "Eat baked beans with boiled eggs and fermented cabbage the day before you shop there, \nand when they follow you around the store, don't be shy.", "Keep frantically adjusting your hoodie and pants. Discreetly, but urgently. Maybe even stuff your favorite book from home or a bunch of branded fast food napkins in your waistband. Wouldn’t hurt to eat something awful and crop dust them with your own gas. Also, just asking “You wanna fight or fuck?” Seems to get people to leave me alone.", "You can add rapid eye blinking and some head movement back and forth really quick", "I’m a veteran at this. A couple of Sainsbury’s security guards have decided I’m a wronged even though I’m in there paying every day. So I pick up steaks, cans of crab, anything small but high value and I just put them in different shelves when they’re just out of sight. Always works.", "Depending on the jurisdiction you're in there could be a potential pay out for yourself in this.\n\nWhere I am (Ireland) falsely accusing somebody of engaging in criminal activity is defamation, \"my neighbours were there, it's so embarassin\" etc.\n\nSo our store detective people don't try to nab you until you leave (and you have stolen goods on you). \n\nKinda thing that can be done (again depending on local laws) would be put stuff in your pocket (your hands are full, you take a call, whatever) discreetly remove it from your pocket, pay for the things you're holding, and bait them into making a false accusation.\n\nWhen I was in school, I'd a buddy who was reading books in a place, suddenly realised that he was going to be late for his bus, ran out of the shop. The store detective chased him, Justin was running like fuck for the bus, when yer man caught up with, he pounced.\n\nJustin sued for defamation and assault, got a £9,000 payout when that was great money, never mind great money for a 16 year old", "You could loudly ask if LP is their first job. Then suggest other jobs they may be better suited for.\n\n\"I always see you watching me, mate. Have you thought about giving bathroom attendant a go? It would be perfect for you!\"", "My local Kmart in Australia has done this. Checkouts are in the middle of the shop and at the entrance there is now a person to check your receipts upon leaving, makes everyone I know and regular customers feel like shoplifters, even if you have an empty bag.", "Omg openly flirt with them sexually....try to pick them up....”hey I see you here a lot and noticed you checking me out....I’m down for that ....let’s go grab a drink somewhere”...then wink and blow them a kiss EVERY TIME YOU COME IN ....", "As someone who has worked LP / Security for 3 years now, being an officer on the floor and a CCTV operator at a retail store. I've seen a lot of things that customers do that just annoy the hell out of me and our team. Try acting really shifty as soon as you walk in. Do your normal shopping of your things but towards the end, find something worth stealing. Something that's packaged to about the size of your hand like headphones and phone cases or whatever. Walk around the store and try to get them to notice you. Keep your hands and item partially visible the whole time though. Act like your picking at the corner of the packaging or messing with the EAS tag but don't actually take it off. Make sudden movements, adjust your clothes a lot, avoid eye contact with people, scan the room unmethodically, walk dowm every single aisle and then act like you're gonna run when you're closer to the doors.. Then, put the item down and go pay for the rest of your things while acting completely normal now. Take your hood off, talk to people and just completely throw them for a loop.. Keep watching where you put that item at though because I guarantee they're gonna run to it to see if it's empty.. Hope this helps, you're going to be watched a lot more closely from now on.", "If your store has a survey phone number or website listed on the receipt, use it. Corporate really hates anything but a perfect review. Go into detail about how there are certain customers you see on every trip, and that you feel they are stalking you and describe them in detail. If corporate gets the impression that LP is hurting sales or intimidating customers they will usually address the issue. \n\nConfronting LP directly won’t do much, and some of them might even get off on the confrontation. Corporate is the way to go. I wouldn’t go full Karen though. I like your store, been shopping here for X years, but I may stop because ______.", "Ask them the time. Every time. Every visit. \n\nMention an obscure team on the other side of the country or Canada. Every time. Every visit\n\nHey. Do you have the time? Did you see you see the Calgary Flames lost? \n\nLook them square in the eye", "So you act suspicious and then get mad when they are suspicious of your behavior?", "Personally I would approach management and tell them you’re a loyal customer and don’t like being followed. They’ll probably give you something for the inconvenience.", "Just do laps of the same 1-2 aisles for as long as you have time to spare.", "Idk how many people will see this since it's 221 comments deep and sort by new isn't cool or w/e but I have some experience with both this shopping technique and how to deal with AP/LP/Security.\n\nFirst of all I use a canvas tote bag from the store I shop at because they don't use baskets and I live in a tiny apartment with a small fridge/freezer. I have talked to just about every door checker and cashier at self checkout who does age verification on beer. What I do is just act super cool and not care, I have complained several times about them not having baskets. I go there 3-5 times a week for food/beer/incidentals. They all just wave at me or head nod and are friendly from the small talk. I always pay for everything and have my receipt in my hand ready for the door checker, who never checks my single bag... ever. This is both shifts now. \n\nWith AP or LP you simply stop what you are doing and say in a loud voice stop following me you are making me uncomfortable. Don't tell but be assertive. When you get to the door checker or find the front lane manager let them know that there is someone making you uncomfortable and give them a description. Do this everytime and with every AP guy. They will talk amongst themselves and probably laugh and it will get around you are a lost cause. \n\nStrategy two is only if you have some time to kill, just look for these guys and remember their faces and body language, start following them, do this for a couple of weeks. Then start asking them questions and interacting with them. Jus be like \"could you talk to the baker about making more banana pudding\" or they don't have the xl size mission tortillas tell him you know he works here and that if he could talk to the stockroom it would really help him out. Also short snide comments help such as just unpromptedly explaining how a reusable bag is more sanitary duringn Covid, it cuts down on plastic killing sea turtles, and I would use a basket but they aren't offered, tell your boss to change that and stop following me. The will get the picture and leave you alone. \n\nThis only works though if you aren't actually stealing. I do it because I always intend to pay for everything in my bag. Only twice have a made it home and realized I didn't pay for some small item at the bottom of my bag. One was a moisturizing cream and the other was a small can of v8.", "Call them out on the spot. If it continues, speak with the employees nicely and let them know how uncomfortable your shopping experience has become. I understand the reasoning, but I wouldn’t put up with that shit more than a few times. I love my local grocery store, I’d hate to feel like a suspect every time I walk through the door. Also get some fart spray and crop dust them. Then complain to the manager that they are following you around and farting. Then also sneak in your own farts cause at that point who cares no one will know.", "Unpopular opinion I guess- Why do you care? You’ve admitted they follow you because they find your actions suspicious not your appearance. They aren’t stopping you from doing anything. These are just people trying to get by on around 17$ an hour and just do their job. I’m sure they have supervisors that give them direction and quotas they need to meet. I’d just let it go. I shop with headphones a lot and I know at times it can cause LP people to keep an eye on me. I just ignore them.", "Maybe you could go about your shopping, not steal anything and go home. Do you think these loss prevention guys don't hate their jobs? Grow up.", "Call the grocery store and complain about perverts stalking you in their store. Give a detailed description, but feel free to embellish. Such as that one of them keeps licking their lips and adjusting his crotch area while watching you. Or that one of them is always following around teenagers and you think they’re a pedo.", "The only time I was very sure I was being followed in a grocery store that I frickin worked for, I confronted the guy. I've had 2 stalkers in my life so far and I'll be damned if there was going to be a 3rd. I got in his face yelling at him, asking what his problem was, etc. Finally a manager shows up and explains to me what's going on, who the man is. Explains to the man that I'm an employee, and while his efforts are appreciated, he probably find somewhere else to be than up my ass.\n\nSo I guess if you're dead sure it's LP following you, stop and confront them as if they're some regular fucking creep, and complain to management that the person following you made you feel unsafe.", "Pick stuff, alot of stuff and put them back at random places, while putting ur hands in ur pocket alot. Do it for 15 mins then head out. They won't find anything even tho they are sure u hid something. Sue them after idk", "Just stop and look at something expensive for a long time. I mean, ridiculously long time, like 10-15 minutes, just to see ho long they will stand there and watch you as the situation grows increasingly stupid.", "Just start acting REEEAAAAL shady without actually stealing anything. Then if they confront you, make sure to make them feel REEEEAAAL stupid lol", "every time you put something in your bag, look for a camera, then glance over each shoulder, and slide it into your bag. you could also put a small item in your pocket and try to pull it out at the register without them seeing and pay for it", "You can also buy a light up bracelet replace the LED with ir bulbs from cheap 1$ universal remotes... When you walk in the store the ir will make a sphere of white light like a smudge appear where the light hits the camera imagine goku throwing energy balls your hands cant be seen on camera so they cant see... when you put hands on things once you grab them", "Reading these comments and realizing how often I've been profiled at the store for trying to remember what ingredients I'm missing for a cake.", "Oh wah wah wah a business has security you poor thing. My unethical life pro tip would be to stop being such a delicate little flower and maybe such minor bullshit won't annoy you. And every grocery store I've seen has banned bringing in reusable bags because of Covid.", "1. Make sure you’re ok an aisle where they’re side eyeing you. \n2. Quickly grab something off the shelf and put it in your self shopping bag. \n3. Turn and notice the guy watching you.\n4. Without leaving eye contact, slowly reach into your bag and put the item back on the shelf. \n5. Turn around and walk away quickly. \n6. Repeat on the next aisle.", "buy ten of the same outfit, same hat, glasses, bag, and get 10 friends to all go to the store with you at the same time, wearing the same outfit.", "Lol, were you there twice a week stealing? I’m just kidding. However, anyone walk into the grocery store and filling up their canvas tote would look suspicious.\n\nUse a cleaned & disinfected basket, then fill up your canvas tote after you check out. Leave the Covid virus at the store. It can get onto your tote bag & you bring it home with you.", "If you play your cards right and can be swift enough you should try to round them all up into one area . They are the sheep you are the sheepdog. If you can get 2 of them to start following you, you can plan out a couple steps ahead and get all the other LP guys lured into it. Get them all in the beans isle and have something clever to say like. \"you're probably wondering why I have brought you here\".", "If this is a store worth shopping at and you are familiar with the owners, tell them that their LP people are aggressive. Cute your girlfriend’s experience and the professionalism issues with the guys tackling people and being visibly excited over the prospect of catching a potential shop lifter. \n\nThe owners would likely care that regular customers of theirs are uncomfortable when they shop. They may also not like the potential assault cases from people being accosted, on the street no less.", "I would start asking them loudly if they know where stuff in the store is as if you know they're employees.", "Go up and introduce yourself. Just say hi, show you know what they’re doing here, show you don’t see them as a threat which implies you’re not who they’re looking for. Learn their names, give them yours, say hi when you see them while shopping. \n\nI did this (minus the names) with the local drug dealer who hangs out in the park I have to walk through to get to work. It bothered me that I was trying not to make eye contact and hurrying past him, so I just started saying hi, how’s it going, and he did the same. One day he showed me his new bike. He’s cool and I don’t feel at all threatened by him.", "What do you want out of this man? Confronting them to be snarky will win you internet points but will probably make your life at the supermarket inconvenient. Nothing good will come from confronting them. Just tell the manager that you feel uncomfortable and hopefully they back off - there’s not really much else you can do besides.", "Walk up to buddy and say; I don't know if you want to fight me or fuck me but you keep giving me those googly eyes and we're gonna find out", "Talk to the manager tell him you heard that guy saying... Over and over. \"I wish a motherfucker would\" and \"i can wait to fuck someone up\". \" only good thing and why i come here\" say your worried me might hurt himself or others. Act like you dont know he is LP", "I'm not sure how your grocery store works but in mine, if someone breaks anything they are forgiven and not required to pay for it. You could grab a small thing of eggs and anytime they surround you like that you can \"accidentally\" drop them and they will have to clean it up or at the very least get someone else to. You can later ask for a manager and explain to them some creepers have been following you around and scared you so much that you dropped your eggs and suggest the store hire better security to keep an eye on them. \n\nWhen customers complain things get done. If you can make a case of innocently accusing the loss prevention people they may be given a more relaxed trail distance at the very least.", "I like the idea of asking them questions about products, or where to find them. Basially, treat them like a store employee and ask questions accordingly. If they say they don't work there, brush it off, and say somethinh like, 'well i see you reading, and stocking products so i assumed you did work here.'\n\nRinse and Repeat EVERY time you go to the store, regardless if they are following you. Yell out to them , 'excuse me sir where is the xyz this week?' or 'what time do you close today'?\n\nAfter a while they will actively avoid you!", "I just wanna say kudos, man, this is the funniest fuckin thread I've seen in a while.", "I don't steal but I'm a guy with long curly hair and a beard in the Midwest US so I get followed by loss prevention a lot. My favorite thing to do is let them follow me around for a bit, walk up to them and say \"You're acting weird. Are you here to steal?\". I usually get a shocked and defensive \"Of course not!\". Then I tell them I'm not there to steal either so they can stop following me around the store now.", "Constantly ask if they work there, and if they wouldn't mind please to help you carry your shopping. Don't give them any bag or basket, only loose items.", "Ask them every question in the book, even the most basic stuff. Ask them when the store closes, where the milk is, ask if what you have in your basket is organic even if its a bottle of pepsi. Ask at least 2 questions each time you are there and they will leave you alone", "Act more Suss, you WANT them to confront you! If they accuse you of stealing when you have not they damn sure will recognise you in future especially after you complain to the store manager that you - a regular loyal shopper of many years - is being accused of stealing from the very community you have supported for years. You will definitely need to be compensated for this inconvenience or you’ll have to seek legal representation over the baseless claims of thievery in front of your local community members.", "Act like you're stealing things but don't. Meander in, wander around aimlessly for a bit. Head to the high theft items, like cosmetics. Pick up and look at several hi cost items. Act generally shady and walk out with nothing. Detaining someone w/o proof of a crime is a massive lawsuit just waiting to happen. If they do try to detain you or stop you walk quickly past them. Bonus points on a lawsuit if they use physical force to detain you and if they forcefully move you to another location, like a back room, that might just meet the standards for kidnapping.", "Wigs. lots of weird and colorful wigs, and wear the same outfit/colored outfit there every time. They will have 30 pictures of you hanging in their office that are all exactly the same except multicolor wigs. When they ask wtf you're doing you can say \"You guys are always watching me so I figured I better put in a show and add some color to your life!\"\n\nYou could also tape their behavior after like 3 or 4 trips to prove consistency and then go to the store owner and be by like \"look man, I have been coming here twice a week minimum for a decade. . . . They really think I'm the threat and not the teenagers pretending to text in the fucking cheap wine section? Let me show you this research..... \" And. then waste their time with made up stupid facts that will hopefully make them uncomfortable. Throw in real statistics that are mind-blowing like the rates at which white people are followed /apprehended compared to everyone else. Hit them with the real facts of people getting killed for bad stops because police show up after basically a fist fight between employees and a shopper who is upset and just wants to get home safely. Do report back whichever route you go, I love the comedy glasses idea.", "This post is hilarious to me. I work at (large southern California grocery chain), and we don't even do LP. It's company policy not to interfere with shoplifters. We watch people fly out the door with insulting amounts of product on the daily. We might get LP through once every two months, but it's rare.", "Smile at him, start a conversation, befriend him, invite him for dinner, prepare the sides in advance, drug his drink, cook him, times tough in the neighbourhood, meat is meat.", "Slip something into your coat when you know they are looking, and ditch it if you know they’ve lost eyesight on you. They’ll be in deep shit if they stop you leaving the store not having stolen anything.", "Put your back to them when putting stuff in your bag and make it look like you are hiding shit in a random pocket. \nThen have someone else steal shit from behind the Loss Prevention \"officer\".", "Pick stuff up, dash into another aisle and hide the item well. Rinse and repeat, then walk out with an empty bag. That oughta confuse them.", "Make eye contact with one and run around the corner. Then when you get around the corner just keep shopping normally. You might get to see them blow their cover.", "Line the insides of your bag or coat with aluminium foil and make it not obvious but obvious enough that they will notice.", "I’ve been LP as my job for a while. They’re uncomfortable too, do some serial killer shit and sneak up on them with a gift, like, a coupon or something and be like “I saw you looking at these for a while, maybe you could use this?” Smile, and walk away.\n\nYou will show them no matter what they do, you’re too good for them and they’ll never catch you.", "If they are plain clothes, I like to warn them— say things like, ‘be careful, there are cameras everywhere in here,’ and give a ‘knowing look’m— to the security guys. They don’t know how to react.\n\nI have never shoplifted in my life. I had a shopper warn me that I was being watched when I was trying on sunglasses. So sometimes I like to mess with people this way.", "I'm a former loss prevention manager at walmart. You can screw with them by acting suspicious and letting them see you put something in your pocket. Its not actually theft until you pass the last point of sale (ex. Doors/register). Take your sweet time shopping so you waste all of theirs and when you get to the register take it out and pay for it 😀 if they try to bust you before you pay/pass the register you have a lawsuit\n\nOR you can ask them to keep watch for you so you can steal something lmao I've actually caught someone doing that and arrested them\n\n", "I work at a busy grocery store in L.A. with very aggressive LP!\nHere’s some tricks to fuck with them;\n\n-Look around nervously and rapidly pull your hands out of your bag when they enter your field of view.\n\n-Go to the alcohol section and walk around but then don’t get anything. Several minutes later come back and do it again. Repeat until they have an aneurism or reach 10,000 steps.\n\n-Go at least once a week and just literally don’t get anything and walk out just for shits/gigs. \n\n-Go to the customer restroom and set a timer for like ten minutes and just watch YouTube or something, then look both ways when you exit.\n\n-Buy something at the checkout then head back into the store as though you forgot something, then don’t get anything else and walk out holding an item you just paid for before you went back in.\n\n-For extra effect, the more “poor” you dress the more attention you’ll get. Sandals, sweats, hoodie, beanie, golden.\n\n*", "I don't get the antagonism here. These are literally just people who applied for a job in order to pay their bills and are trying to do the job they were hired to do. Get over yourself and leave them alone.", "Honestly idk where you're at or what kind of store it is, but you can essentially tell them 'hey you always do this to me and it's making me uncomfortable, I've never stolen and I feel targetted'.\n\nMy sister went through a phase of stealing as she was broke and didn't tell our parents to ask for help for a while, and a friend of hers that worked at the store outed her as a thief, despite her not stealing from that store..... (allegedly)\n\nAs a result she basically got stopped at the exit every time (more extreme than your situation) but it resulted in her basically being able to say back off as she always had receipts at the time for everything on her.", "Heh. I noticed one of them at a store I used to go to and one day I asked him where the pine nuts were (I was shopping from my boyfriend's list that day). He tried to tell me he didn't work there and I apologized as if I didn't know he was fibbing. After letting me continue to wander a little longer he relented and came over to show me where they were.", "Go find a manager and complain that some strange man is stalking you around the store, and that you're worried he's going to try to kill or rape you. Best if it's done loudly and in front of other customers. If they try defending the LP guy in any way, cut them off before they can explain, and accuse them of fostering an unsafe environment, and call the cops.", "Give them a copy of your shopping list and ask them to make sure you don’t miss anything", "First..I am NOT defending this behavior or person. Please read that again. There is no second, that's just a fact. Thing is I just wanna shine a little light on this. Those asset protection folks, are under seriously undue stress from their superiors. They (typically, I can't speak for all) have a QUOTA on a report that tells them they are EXPECTED to catch x number of people/x dollar amount recovered. \n\nI think the job is bogus. They usually catch the dweeb stealing magic cards(no hate. Magic is great. White deck plebs can buggar off though) or focus on druggies they suspect. They HIGHLY stereotype and run off good customers with that, sneak and earn approach. But the entire system is bogus. \n\nWant a real ULPT, every loss prevention I'm aware of 1000000% cannot follow you into the bathroom. And. Per the rules they usually have, if visual is lost, they have to end the encounter. So. Take that 65\" TV into the bathroom and TECHNICALLY they can't know for sure if you put the item down, or paid for it because they lost sight of you.", "Every time you go down an aisle look back over your shoulder a couple of times lol.\n\nOh and when you turn out of an aisle, say aisle 3, go like you're going to aisle 4 but wait between the aisles and then turn around and go to aisle 2. They'll lose you and get frustrated.", "Bring things from home and put them on the shelves. The opposite of stealing.", "Act like you're talking to someone else on your phone and give the guy's location and describe what he's wearing etc.", ">How can I make them waste they’re time on me without getting into trouble myself\n\nNot much going on in your life huh?", "“I know what you are doing. Don’t be so obvious.”\n\nI’ve said this to people before. If humans could have tails, instant tuck and scurry.", "ya these guys think they're bounty hunters or something. they hated it when i talked to them like a coworker out in the open, would probably REALLY hate it if a shopper did the same. \n\nlike, ask one of them for assistance as you would a stocker or something lol.\n\nalso they are trained to look for ppl stealing specific item combinations like lithium batteries and cough syrup (meth)....walk around w/ that shit in your basket, then keep putting them back once you're halfway across the store.", "the real ULPT is to do something shady while they watch to get them to accuse you, then you sue", "Walk near one of them and go “oooo he stealing. Everybody look!!!! It’s him. He stealing!!!”", "Turn them into the employees and managers. Tell them you saw them shoplifting.", "To be fair, you're doing exactly what a lot of people do when they steal. It's common to put several items on your tote and then \"forget\" to pay for some of them.\n\nBack in the day, it used to happen all the time.\n\nAnd the loss prevention people usually work shifts. Early on, I used to get moved from store to store, they likely don't remember you.", "This isn’t an answer to your question, but I used to work at a grocery store with loss prevention. I hated that place, so I stole every item I wanted. I learned who the loss prevention guys were, and made friends with them. Then I would grab whatever I wanted, take it to the back, and tape someone else’s receipt to it, and eat it while talking to the loss prevention guys on my breaks. Fuck that place, and fuck Mr. Cook.", "The correct answer is flashmobs. Arrange flashmobs to happen when you're going to go shopping. There will be so many people and so much activity that they won't be able to keep track of ANYTHING that is going on in the store.\n\n&#x200B;\n\n", "Stop acting sus and offering justification. There's NOTHING unethical happening here. Just talk to these people like a human would, get to know them and they'll learn to recognize you as well.", "Start talking to them. When they stare at things, offer your guidance. Make it real weird and go to hygiene. Eventually, when you see the same people, start getting personal (I saw you last time! How's life?). Extra points for callbacks (how was that soap I recommended?). Also, if you talk a long time, they'll start to leave you alone.", "Start talking endlessly about the profucts. Ex they are looking at yogourt, tell them about your favorite flavour, brand, texture, tell them the story of how aunt karen sneezed yogourt out of her nose at christmas. When they dedice they had enough you go on with your shopping. And you do the same every time you encounter them. Always be overly nice to the point where they vomit rainbows.", "Spend six hours in there only to put everything back and not buy a thing. Then speak to management on the way out about why they lost a customer.", "Something like this happened to me the other day. I just don't want to use their crusty baskets for my stuff during a pandemic you know?", "Slip a bunch of items into your pockets, and then pull the items out at self checkout and pay for them", "Side eyeing me like I just broke up with his hot dog of a sister! Ooooof.", "Put items in your pockets, in your jacket etc - make sure the see you do that. Take that stuff out, leave it on a shelf somewhere - make sure they don't see you do that.\n\nSee what happens next.", "Pretend to talk on your phone - \"Yeah, he's about 10 feet behind me. Looking at the sodas. He's following lots of people around. Mostly women and kids though. You should send a few cars\"", "Pocket something. Lose sight of them. Drop the item you pocketed without them seeing you drop it. Attempt to leave store.\n\nIf they stop you, they could lose their jobs out of fear of a lawsuit.\n\n", "Ooooor, you can just ignore them, buy your stuff, and get out? Seems like a much better use of your time.", "One way to get them is pocket stuff but actually pay for it at the end. Put something expensive in your Hoodie pouch and at the register they will die inside when you whip it out and pay for it. LP knows it's not theft until you try to leave with it, but they'll have a stiffie following you and blue balls when you leave and they couldn't get you.", "Okay so I know this isn't the point but W H Y are you even considering Coors", "Not actually answering your question, but FYI: if one of these LP guys ever touches you, you can file an assault charge. In big outfits they indrstand this, but little mom and pops often hire untrained people for this work and these folks think it's OK to tap someone on the shoulder to get their attention; rest assured, it is not! Good luck! And remember to have fun!", "Mumble to yourself about conspiracies to watch you and how “they’re everywhere.”", "Most commonly stolen items in a grocery store are razor blades, baby formula and meat. Pile up a cart with that stuff like you’re going to “buy” it. Move quickly toward the door and then stop by the register to pay for the stuff you do want. Ask the nice man to return them for you since he’ll be there for the rest of his sorry shift.", "Look.at them and make an oh shit face, then turn around and sprint away as fast as you can.", "Keep asking them to help you find things in the store. But like weird random items", "In some places, employees suspicious of shoplifters are told to talk to them and ask if they need anything. It can freak a lot of thieves out, apparently.\n\nSo... You should definitely start talking to them! Boldly be, um, friendly. Call them out on being fucking weird and cold.", "Imagine being in business in an area where people cannot afford food...", "I wonder how much money they’re sinking in loss prevention vs how much money they were losing. Seems like a lot of money to have a police force in your store, possibly just standing around 50% of the time.", "I used to work LP in a grocery store, this brings back so many hilarious memories. They need to see you concealing something. And if they do, they have to keep 100% visibility of you until you walk past the checkouts. They need the 100% visibility because they don't want to get sued for apprehending someone that ditched the item somewhere. \n\nMy advice if you want to screw with them: always keep your back to them, fiddle with something while looking over your shoulder. Grab an expensive item and walk down an empty aisle, pacing back and forth. If you wear a jacket, open it up while your back is to them. All this will drive them nuts. They'll probably catch on that you're messing with them after a while, but maybe they will learn their lesson. If someone ever caught on to me, they get spooked and never come back. The real thieves get scared easily.\n\nAlso, there's a chance they or store managers will ask you to never come back if you screw with them too much. It's lame, but I can see some places doing this. \n\nAlso x2, if they detain you for theft and you didn't steal anything. Don't say anything to them, they will call the police and search you for the items they think you stole. Once you've proven you don't have anything, you'll be able to get lots of money from a lawsuit. I really hope this doesn't happen, but messing with them could lead to this.", "I used to frequent a Meijer store, and they are strict on security. but I had worked there before, so I had some ideas on things.\n\nWhen they started following me I made it simple, I wanted a payday.\n\nSo I would grab an item, stuff it into my pants pocket and quickly dip around a corner where they lose sight of me and I knew cameras could not see, ditch the item and then meander around the store, randomly adjusting my pocket or patting it to make sure \"it was there\", and then go check out. \n\nIt took them being sued twice before they stopped profiling me.", "I typed this out without reading final paragraph. well rip\n\nTbh I work at (Big Superstore) and if you want to avoid loss prevention (Big Superstore calls it AP) all you really gotta do is to have a blank sheet of paper and pretend like you’re trying to figure things out and just make random marks with a pen. Otherwise if you notice them staring at you try to find an employee and tell them you think the person is following you. Then if they tell you their AP just ask straight up if they think your stealing something and if they say yes ask what and prove them wrong. If they say no say something along the lines of it’s making you uncomfortable. Also I occasionally work doors and we usually only stop if you have something under your cart or not in a bag. The people who do this at my store are very good at keeping a low profile and are really nice unless you’re stealing", "I once told a loss prevention person to fuck off because he was obviously following me, I was then asked to leave lol.", "I dont understand. Why not just talk to them? Laugh and say \"you must be one of the LP guys. I've seen you eyeing me up. I'm so and so. Nice to meet you\". Problem solved.", "I did Asset Protection for 10+ years for a major US retailer. Most of my \"pad the numbers\" stops came from the customer that shopped multiple times a week. It was usually the from customers that knew who I was from previous stops. A few admitted they wanted to see \"how good I was\", like it was a game. A vast majority of the time I didn't want to do paperwork so I made it obvious who I was. Maybe leave my handcuffs exposed or radio. It was a good deterrent. I have worked with plenty of Gung ho, Tackleberry, wanna be cops though. Like any job, you have good people and bad ones.", "Honestly, show the managers this Reddit thread. Across many demographics, rich and poor, nobody likes those guys. Explain to them that excessively placed loss prevention is bad for public image and can lead to actual loss in business. If it bothers you enough on principle, speak with your dollars and start shopping somewhere else. If even 3 or 4 regulars suddenly are never there anymore, they will restructure retrain or even fire those LPs *fast*.", "Hey this is ULPT ! Dammit this is all fun stuff but pretty ethical. I believe if you talk to a lawyer you will find the payout for falsely accusing someone of theft is a nice chunk of change. 20 years ago it was $20,000 in the Midwest. The lawyer should be able to suggest to you ways to be safely falsely detained. You will know what to say. Know your rights etc. \n\nOr else just go to a new grocer. If this store can afford that type of loss prevention their prices are too high trying to cover what must be thousands of dollars of theft.", "Have a friend in a suit with a clipboard come in at the same time as you.\n\nAfter LP follows you around a bit, have your friend come up to LP, tell LP that he's been auditing LP and has some concerns.", "Have a custom made shirt/hoodie that says “I’m here twice a week, folks! 😉”", "Go up and talk to one of them. Tell them you've seen them watch you and you've never been with a man but you're willing to consider it if they're attracted to you.", "Go to produce and find the biggest cucumber you can. Then go directly to the condoms and lube section and really inspect every bottle and box. Read the backs. Keep looking at the cucumber and then back at the bottles.", "Go straight for the alcohol the moment you walk in, do the rest of your shopping, making sure to pass by every single fire escape, and then put the booze back.", "Go right up to the guy as if he were wearing a name tag and politely ask him what aisle the lube is in?\n\nOr the tuna helper if you're inclined to embarrassment.", "Form Yelp and Google Review user's groups and leave a dozen or so one-star reviews. Make it clear that the loss prevention bros are the reason you will never shop there again.", "Drag them around to help you find items and reach stuff from high shelves only to have them put it back .", "Counter stalk; stare them down, take pictures, then take it to the service desk and ask them to call the police because this guy if following you and you're afraid to leave the store. \n\n\nDo it every time you go in there.", "Buy meat there, leave it in the package. Keep the receipt. Then let it expire. Slip it into your coat so no one can see it. Accidentally drop it and look shady like you’re putting it back into your coat to hide it. Then check out and watch them panic. Then when you get taken show them the receipt and expiration.", "Bring store brand food from another store and eat it while you shop. Likes big bag of generic Walmart potato chips or Kroger Big K Cola or a whole rotisserie chicken from somewhere else.", "Bring in an old receipt, treat it like your shopping list. It will appear as though you are 'Shopping\" a receipt (the actual con would have you head to the service desk to return those items as if you brought them from outside the store) Then just buy the items.\n\n\\--\n\nTry to get them to help you steal somehow? That idea hasn't fully developed.", "As an lp worker. Yes, fuck with these guys and make them follow until they get bored of you and learn you're not going to steal. Or confront them. Something like, hey I shop here all the time. Have I given you any trouble? I mean you see me here all the time, I just want to shop. \nAlso they sound like shit lp. They are noticed way too easily.", "Anytime you want something like 6 apples, load 9, take out 2. Go look at something different then drop off another apple. It gives them the idea that you’re trying to trick them in what you are paying for at the end.", "Acknowledge them. Ask them loudly if they're following you because you're a minority. Whether you actually look like a minority is irrelevant.", "A friend of mine works for Loss Prevention at Rite Aid in the South Bronx NYC . Last year he got sucker punched by a dope-fiend who stole Deodorant. Split both lips top and bottom, broken jaw, teeth. Major surgery. Hes been threatened countless times of people 'waiting for him after work' etc. How you can fuck with them? Who knows. They're just a person working a job that clearly doesn't pay enough.", "2 things. They're doing their job watching people who shop into bags. Is a common method employed by thieves and you must have an idea of what's in the bag, its value, if you're worth stopping, lss lots of variables to cover their bases for a potential stop. It is just opportunity and them being diligent. It's how you gather the data to stop people, and yes it's annoying. Consider their whole job annoys people. Also If you're a fast walker, carry an empty bag, back into a parking spot, those are all common things that will draw loss prevention attention.\n\nSounds like you dont like being profiled, cant blame you, but your shopping behavior as explained does draw 2 big red flags for lp, I'd probably see you walking fast shopping into a bag on camera and have you followed as well. \n\nI'd follow them back if you want to have fun with it." ]

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[ "The question is why phones are banned in the workplace? Is that to just to stop distraction of the workforce or because the phone or other electronic devices are a safety issue? In the chemical plant I work at phones or other electronic devices are banned in the production areas because these are hazardous area zones where flammable atmospheres may exist. A phone is not safe to have there so it is an instant dismissal for gross misconduct for anyone caught with any personal electronic device. People have been sacked on the spot for breaking that rule. An mp3 player would fall foul of the same rule. Headphones would also fall foul of rules for fire or other alarms. Your workplace might be different but here you'd be sacked on the spot for breaching these rules.", "Just use a small MP3 player or other music streaming device except for your phone.\n\nBest is to have something without a touch screen because they will ( in their mind) see it as a phone, even though it isnt. \n\nSo yeah, MP3 for the win. If that doesnt work, use a MP5.", "Bluetooth headset, Apple Music and Apple Watch is the premium way to do it. You can download any songs to your Apple Watch and connect your Bluetooth headphones to it." ]

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