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[ "How do I contact support at convince that I want a different color and I made a mistake so I don’t pay extra on brake calipers (it’s slightly off) ", "How do I contact support at convince that I want a different color and I made a mistake so I don’t pay extra on brake calipers (it’s slightly off) " ]

[ "Ethically? Ask them upfront nice and honest. They may be in a position of production that means the colour hasn't even been applied or purchased yet etc. There's a human behind the contract. You may be able to change them easily. \n\nUnethically? Convince someone else to buy them on your behalf (Verbally), promising to pay them back. At the same time (in writing) loosely accept and thank them for buying you them in a way that shows they were a gift. No contract is in place against you and your not financially tied to pay or return anything.", "just say it’s not the same color to you as it was in the seller photos and demand a refund then reorder what you actually like. if they don’t refund, you could file a dispute with your bank. bank usually sides with buyer if you reasonably requested a refund and offered to return product. a mix of unethical and ethical" ]

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[ "Keep mentally-unstable grandma away from grandchild without worsening her paranoia ", "Keep mentally-unstable grandma away from grandchild without worsening her paranoia ", "Keep mentally-unstable grandma away from grandchild without worsening her paranoia " ]

[ "Talk to her gently? Maybe visiting her would relieve her from her paranoia. Otherwise tell her outright. That'd be the best option", "Maybe just spend time w her. Don’t leave her alone w the kid but be there. She won’t be here forever. Or put her in a home or something", "I wouldn’t want the juju of saying my child is ill, but you could say that your child has genetic markers that make him/her susceptible to illness. “Hey Grandma, baby has genetic markers showing that he/she could get really sick if she came down with COVID so we are keeping baby at home for a few months to get stronger”. \n\nOr, or! You have to temporarily relocate due to illness in baby’s other parent’s family." ]

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[ "does anyone have any good ways to view a private Instagram account without catfishing? ", "does anyone have any good ways to view a private Instagram account without catfishing? ", "does anyone have any good ways to view a private Instagram account without catfishing? " ]

[ "Make a fan account of something you like or a random account for random pics you found that has no personal info", "If you have the email that the person linked there IG to then Hack the account using evilginx 2, a phishing tool that does all the hard work for you, its the browser cookie type phish so it will bypass 2FA if the victim has it, has website templates for most social media sites, so all you need is a legit looking domain, and it sets it up for you, keep in mind most people these days (especially girls) are really un-tech-savy and easily fall for stuff like this. On top of that they are likely to use the same password for all of there social media accounts so if they do use the same password then you have those accounts as well (granted they dont have 2FA on those accounts as well) This however is technically illegal in the US at least so use this method as a last resort", "finsta. or pretend to be a bot, people might accept the follow request thinking it’s a free follow and not someone looking at their private posts." ]

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[ "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. 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Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?", "When unemployed, can you add a fake job to be \"currently employed at\", to improve offers & fill in a gap? Or will they check somehow? Suppose you've been out of work 6 months, the gap looks bad, and you're worried about getting lowballed by employers who might think you're in desperate need of a job. Can you just say you're working for a company in your line of work, or extend the \"end date\" of your most recent company to \"present\"?\n\nFor past employers, I know they sometimes call to verify dates of employment, or get a reference if it's provided. But for a current employer, they would risk getting you fired if they called to check. So is this a safe tactic? Or will they likely double-check somewhere down the line?" ]

[ "Working for yourself is an excellent cover and can be many things like starting a kayak touring company or Freelancing tech jobs and it shows drive and can introduce your interests into an interview too. there is always a reason small businesses like that die and its not to say you were a bad worker either. Read this somewhere else on reddit years ago and sounds like a solid plan", "\"create\" your own business. That's what I do. Just make it sound fancy. I say \"I freelance work and do consulting for local businesses and upcoming entrepreneurs who need to formulate a plan to create an IT department\". \n\n...I fix family and friends computers in my free time.", "I did once have a job contact my current employer (without my permission) before even getting back to me. So that was awkward.", "I just used my friends to pose as me, and they did the same. We always gave each other glowing reviews. We all figured out a single cover story so whenever a employer phoned we were always on the same page. We all worked at a small vehicle detailing startup owned by whoever was getting the call in a city a few hours away. It ended up folding due to COVID or before the pandemic we said that the owner had a family issue that required him to shift focus away from the business and it just slowly failed as he wasn’t able to spend as much time on it anymore. Depending on the job we applied for we were either regular detailers, or a manager responsible for up to 6 crews in the busy season. \n\nHonestly this is the best way to do it IF you have a solid group of responsible friends who can lie somewhat decently. And as anything else, practice makes perfect. Don’t just tell your friend to pretend he’s your boss, make him do a couple practice calls so he can get the fuck ups out of his system.", "You could always at you took time off to help take care of a sick relative or nannied during that time frame.", "Sometimes they will try and verify it. I once had a background check and since they couldn’t verify it they asked for a W2.\n\nRight now just blame the pandemic if they ask about a gap in the last few years", "For like $10, you can buy a domain name and create a bullshit website on Wix for a self employed business and say you worked there. \n\nTake a look at some of the small restaurants around your town. You’ll see you don’t need much content on a website for it to appear “legitimate.”\n\nJust make sure it’s something along the lines of an interest you have (so you can talk about it) and you can say it didn’t take off. \n\nI’m a wedding photographer, for real, and I never even think about what my resume would look like if someone asked about gaps in employment because I’ve been doing wedding photography for twelve years now so, despite being my own boss, I have a job that covers that entire period which would only be verifiable by asking me.", "It’s not illegal to lie about your experience on a resume. it’s up to the business hiring you to do their own due diligence.", "Honestly I have pretended to be employed privately by a family as an in home care provider. Made up a name, wrote a job confirmation letter, faked the signature, and provided a fake email for the company to contact my “employer” at", "I had a job offer once from a Fortune 500 company for a very good position that older me knows I damn sure should have taken with a \"fake it until you make it\" attitude. My entire work history was bullshit. I wrote it with two friends while drunk as a joke. We submitted it as a joke. I was shocked when I got called in for an interview. I nailed the shit out of the interview, they wanted me to work for them. They never made the first phone call to verify anything....and since then I've learned that the vast majority of employers won't tell them anything anyway for fear of getting sued. I turned down the position because I was terrified they would learn the truth one day and fire me. So....my advice...LIE. Lie like a damn rug. Very few employers bother to check those things. If you aren't comfortable with that create some bullshit, unverifiable gap job saying you were working for an internet startup that has since quit doing business and there is no one to actually contact. (side note: at my age every, single employer I have ever had has gone out of business. Every one. You want to talk to a manager or supervisor? Yeah, those guys are all dead. You can either judge me based on my skill set or you can quit wasting my time)", "Totally depends on the company and how they want to conduct their employment verifications. They are unlikely to call a current employer without your permission (assuming if they have any ethics at all - if they did something like that it's probably a good sign to end things right there anyways), but they can easily ask for a recent paystub which you wouldn't be able to produce and isn't an absurd ask from their side.\n\nTake it from me, I would either put your actual dates of employment and then have a good story to explain the gap (covid is a shoe-in these days), or say you've been freelancing/self-employed in some way which no one can dispute.\n\nAs for pay, as long as you make your own expectations explicit from the start it's hard to get low-balled in a situation like this. You could also just turn the offer down if you feel it's too low just to see if they really are at the max they're willing to pay you. Folks really don't seem to realize that many (I stress MANY, not all) times you can call back the next day and accept the offer and a company would gladly hire you instead of having to start a new candidate search and/or negotiation process from scratch with someone else.\n\nSource: I'm a professional recruiter for 10+ years.", "Send out as many resumes as you can with whatever dates that you made up. Tell them you went to Harvard or something. Eventually, one company will hire you.", "One thing you can do: \nFind company that has recently closed doors.\nLearn skills from outside source (online, take a class, certification, etc) \nAdd to resemé. Pick whatever start date you want, Reason you quit: business closed.\n\nWorks especially well in the service industry..", "What do you mean, you weren't unemployed, you were driving for doordash and uber of course.", "Ive only had one place in 20 yrs check references. It was a giant healthcare system, their reference check was automated so idk if they even really checked.", "I’m a painter, so I just put down that I do independent contract work in residential settings. Which means I helped a friend paint a wall once", "I had a several month gap one year. I wasn't making any revenue or doing any work, just being depressed in my parents' house. Eventually I started getting better and was looking for a job\n\nStarted doing interviews. Somewhere in there a company ran a background check on me. No fucking clue why, wasn't a particularly sensitive job. Anyway I received a phone call out of nowhere, \"hello, we're calling to confirm you employed an Amazon-Prime-package at Prime Package, LLC?\"\n\nI had set up an LLC a while ago and listed that on my resume since I had nothing else to fill the gap. Just listed the gap time as being employed at the LLC and listed some stuff I had done in that time as bullet points\n\n\"Yep, that's me, I set it up and it exists still\"\n\n\"Okay, thank you, have a nice day\"\n\nI ended up receiving an offer and taking that job\n\nI think they'll either check you worked there at all, or not care enough to check if you pass their interview process otherwise. But also you could start an LLC or write \"freelance\" just list some stuff you did as work with the same embellishments you'd give a \"real\" job", "Private financial consulting is the best choice. You need to keep the privacy of your employers and don't need to discolse any information.", "I would find a good reason for the gap to make it sound planned. Such as, \"I took six months off to assist a family member dealing with a life changing illnness\". H R can't inquire further and you don't sound desperate, just responsible and compassionate.", "Ive never had an employeer verify if I worked there. Never. Ive had over 22 jobs. I work in logistics management. There's a lot of bad advice on here to say the least.", "Many organisations exist to help folks with gaps in their resume, or people held back simply because they don’t have the right title in their job history. Groups like coffee look like companies on LI, but are just there to give you that step. Some, again like coffee, are meant for particular folks (BIPOC in this case) and are often used to push employers to give diverse candidates a real chance at higher levels. This works best if you’re a designer who has great leadership qualities, has maybe led projects from scratch, and is aiming for a senior/art director role, for example. You have all the skills, but nobody will hire you because you’ve never held the title.\n\n", "Just 100% lie and apply \nIf your nervous watch “catch me if you can for inspiration”", "I used volunteer work for 1 year. They didn’t need to know I only volunteered for 1 day.", "Fuck it. Make something up. Have fake references even. Your bosses will lie to and manipulate you. Do it back.", "Hopping on the “self-employment” train: Tutoring pays fairly well, if you know some type of skill well enough to be tutored. I teach piano to one student and I use that on my resume, just don’t specify the number or the hours", "Tell them you drove for Lyft/Uber. Who are they going to confirm it with? Absolutely no one. Has worked for me several times.", "Say you work for Uber! You’re you’re own boss, so there isn’t anyone to call and check, but it shows personal regulation and stuff. Better yet, sign up to deliver Uber Eats by bike, and you’ll have a side job for emergencies….", "My sister used to work in HR. She would do all the background checks and then tell the person they have an offer that was contingent on their current employer background check.\n\nYour best bet is to be friends with someone who is a good bullshitter. Say you worked for company XYZ and your friend was supervisor there. Give your friend a heads up and buy them some beer for helping you get a new job. I may or may not have done this multiple times with my sister to get jobs in the past with a 100% success rate.\n\nIf you don't know anyone, shoot me a DM and I'll be happy to pay the favor on.", "If you need someone to fill that in, hit me up and I'll be your \"employed here\" or \"recently worked here\".", "Depending on the job, it is unlikely they will check, particularly in this climate. If you know someone both capable and willing, have them pose as your supervisor by putting their phone number as the one listed for the job\n\n​\n\nPlus, on most applications, there is a box to check if you haven't told your current employer and don't want the new one to check. I've never seen someone call if they've been asked not to, there may even been state laws against it.", "The reality is you can usually say your still with your same employer, but looking for new opportunities. You can give references for jobs before that since HR usually only follows up with provided references anyway. \n\nIf your concerned about a small gap in the past, just exagérate the dates a few months, or if asked be more general like saying it was spring or summer. \n\nEssentially, fake it till you make it.", "Say you were self employed and it didn't work out. Or you were laid off and decided to remodel your house, write a book, etc.", "I am never unemployed. Especially when I am. Whenever you are applying say you're still at that last job but are feeling stagnated and looking to move up and out. They never call the employer you are currently with and if they do believe me you do not want to work for them. \n\nDon't add a fake job just say you're still at the old one.", "say you were providing full time end of life care for a grandparent. got this from another post in this subreddit", "lol dude just load up the resume, worst case they find out and on to the next one", "just fuccen do it who cares lmao, if they ask give them a good pal's number and get them to lie for you", "Tell them that you were regional manager at blockbuster video. Who are they going to call to check?", "Subscribe to google voice get a second number leave a crap message as the voicemail. Now you have your \"current job\" When they leave a message have someone call the number back and have them say \"yes he or she is great\".", "My resume always has my own personal photography business on it. Even though I haven’t taken anyone’s pictures in a looooooooong time. Actually talked with someone who helped me make my resume about it and she told me that’s totally fine. So it’s just gonna stay there til I feel I don’t need it.", "My mom's business ended a few years ago.... but I still work there lol.", "In my experience the obly time people actually check your resume is if you are right out of college and they want a transcript (can also just photoshop one with your name instead of a friends) or if the job is for a security clearance. Otherwise lie all you want as long as you can talk about the lie. Dont say you worked at xyz if you cant elaborate what you did there, projects you worked on, etc. So just be prepared", "If it's to fill in gaps in the past just find a business that has gone out of business since.\n\nRadioShack is a great place to get management experience!", "I may have done this, all 3 of my references only have emails as well, and they always give me a good reference ;)\n\n", "Hit me up. I have a nonprofit and you can list. If they call, I got your back homie", "Bruh, I've done this for literally every job I've had outside of university.\n\nSmoothing the gaps is just part of the game, no worries", "Are people in here really too young to remember vandalay industries?... God, here is the answer to the question from earlier.", "You could always say you ventured out on your own as an independent contractor.", "You can say you were providing end-of-life care for a relative to fill large voids in work history.", "Yes. Overlap the dates by a couple months or so, especially if you’re listing it as working for yourself, freelance, etc. You can even put down that you have degrees/education that you don’t actually have. No one checks unless it’s for a position that would require legal documentation of your education: like a teacher or lawyer or whatev.", "Throw in a gig as current work. Amazon DPS, Uber, Lyft, DoorDash, Shipt, Grubhub.", "There’s always “I’ve had to put work on hold to care for an ill loved one”… no one can or will push back on that, maybe easier than fake business to explain a gap?", "Some of the comments on here are fuckin hilarious. Kudos to you funny strangers lol", "So depending on your location this might work. But I think across the USA you don't need to register a sole proprietorship. So technically you are running a business always. What does the company do? It is up to you. What is it called? It is up to you. What you did? It is up to you.\n\nKeep in mind, as far as I know there is no law against running a bad company that made no money. Meaning your company existed, and your duties were x thing. But you were a bad company and bad employee. So you made $0, you did no advertising, and so on.\n\n​\n\nThey can ask you for stories, so watch out for that. But in my experience that don't and they don't care. And something to note, they don't look too high on this but because most companies use an automated system for applications. Doing this is smart to get around that since if you don't you don't even get an interview. Like you can't get the job if you don't get an interview. So don't screw around for whatever amount of time and think lying will get you into another good job. Build your skills and be ready to be tested.\n\nBut when they ask for stories, always don't use real companies and real names. And you can use the excuse of you respect your client's privacy so you can't get into that. But you can get into things you can do for the company you want to work for. (hell, at worse look at stuff you did for yourself and make it where you were your own client. You just were a bad business and didn't charge yourself for the work.)", "Say you drive for Uber or Lyft, there's no way they're going to, if they're even able to, check that. I've been out of work for like 3 years and so far no questions have come up.", "Returned to college to finish my degree and unemployed while caring for a family member are ones I've used myself. If all else fails I've heard of other people using \"self-employed\" to fill the gaps. Even heard of people going as far as to make a fake company for it. Legally registering an LLC is surprisingly not that expensive (in my state at least)", "Oh god yes. My entire resume is a lie and my reference is a bro that just lies a fuckton on a phone. And u can add any current job and just say when ur applying for a job that your current workplace doesn't know ur leaving and you wanna break it to them on ur own terms.", "Just tell them you freelanced as an essay proofreader for college students or as a computer repair tech while you job hunted.", "Just on that note. Make sure you are getting 1099 forms as a freelancing person.\n\nI learned this the very hard way when I landed a very well paying job and said I was freelancing (which I did) with very little income, but they wanted to see 1099s or documents that show that I have my own business running and registered (which I had no idea of).\n\nThen I thought the background check is going really bad and had to call the guys to clear it up. So make 100% sure you register your business and that it exists and make 100% sure you get 1099 otherwise it will backfire when they do a background check.", "Just find a random temp agency and say you worked there in 'various roles'", "I’ve worked for myself when I bought at yard sales and sold on eBay.\n\nMore recently I had a string of jobs that just didn’t work out. I called it Temping. True, they were all temporary, didn’t need to explain why I only stayed three weeks at some insane doctor’s office.", "I was certified as a personal trainer so I just used that fill my gaps. Nobody has ever questioned it.", "I think all these people saying to lie about your own business are somewhat unrealistic\n\nGranted, there's probably not much worse than \"I spent the last 2 years playing nintendo\"\n\nBut, seriously, don't go in with no proof of anything whatsoever talking about how you had this badass business you ran... with no website or logo or branding anything. Most HR people are polite by default because it prevents backlash but if you came in my office with that bs I'd be so unimpressed\n\nIf you're applying for a kitchen job, for example, lie your ass off they're not going to check. If you're applying to some kind of big corporate job it's pretty likely they can/will check your public records and see that you're lying.\n\nFor me I was an english teacher in foreign countries and teaching illegally is incredibly common, and these small businesses owners aren't really going to , you know, call Korea from China to verify that I was really a teacher there. All I can say is that I'm an incredibly competent person and I held myself back for years by believing in honesty and if I had lied on my resumes I would have gotten better contracts. \n\n\nIf I were to lie, then at my first teaching job, they realize 1 month in that I'm a shitty teacher and are mad. It doesn't matter - we already signed a contract for 3000$/month. In reality, I tell them honestly I have no experience, after many interviews I sign a contract for 2000$/month; 1 month in they realize I am a gifted, natural teacher - the dream hire and kids love me, doesn't matter we already agreed to 2000$/mo and that's that. Every job since then I got over 3k/mo, if I had lied on my resume I would've gotten at least 2.5k at that one too.", "I own a small business and we'll ask about gaps but it's not going to be the deciding factor for us. Personality and attitude are far more important. And while we may be small, we use an HR company and they will confirm that you were employed when you said you were on your application. So you're going to be far better off being up front with prospective employers. To answer your question though, we only check once. There's no reason to double-check once we have actual performance data.", "I had a friend who told me to put his company down as my employer. He said he would take the call too. I didn't have the guts to do it. Maybe you have a similar friend.", "I got asked about the gap on my resume and told them I had been caring for my mother during the terminal stage of her illness. No more questions.", "I don't know if this would work but hear me out. What if you put a period of \"self employed\" and make up some fake venture you were trying? If they ask, it didn't go anywhere and you decided to go back into the workforce.", "I created a portfolio website which was selling web domains.\nI used to say I was a full time entrepreneur / salesman. \nI never made a sell... During interviews people were curious, that helped me a lot.", "I always wondered why a gap would even matter. I have told an employer that I had a lot of savings and wanted to spend enough time finding a place where I would want to stick around (which was true). Mind you this was like a 6 month gap. Maybe they were desperate.", "Given that it's February now, this doesn't really work for you, but otherwise just round off on full years. Say you got fired in January 2022 and you are applying for a job in the same year, just have it say \\[Job Title\\] 2017-2022. If you're really serious about this, just do a small temporary job in between and have it say \\[Job Title\\] 2022 - present.", "\"I worked for a small business as X that closed when the owner retired.\"", "you can ask a friend or family member who owns a business to vouch for you and put their company on your resume with whatever title and salary you agree to. no one is gunna check past asking the owner of the company.", "being a helping hand for your Uncle's contractor job is a good one. they can even call him for a reference. \n\n\ngood friends will lie for you if you give them fair warning.", "You worked as a \"Consultant\" and were self employed doing projects for clients in the industry you have worked in or want to work in.", "You weren’t out of work. You had to care for a terminally ill grandparent. Just don’t bring your grandad to drinks after work and you’ll be golden.", "You run a dog sitting business. You have an online store. You buy and resell furniture. You raise live feeder insects for reptile owners.", "You can write whatever you want. I’ve been a ‘reference’ for a number of jobs/apartment over the year’s especially when we were first coming up, getting our first apartments and what not.", "You can literally register a business with the government for a few hundred dollars if you want to have some legitimacy.", "You can do what i did if you know someone, one of my dads friends owns a business and i just put them as my previous employer after getting their permission and cooperation if they ever called to verify", "You can always say that you cared for an elderly relative til they passed. It worked for my daughter who was unemployed for about 5 months. The hiring manager and HR dept. didn't bat an eye and she got the job.", "You can also have professional friends vouch for fake jobs for you. Just give them your resume, bullet points, what to say, and tell them not to say anything stupid about you. Take them to dinner, drinks, or pay them.", "Yes, put on your resume that you currently work wherever you want, BUT ALSO put a note with it that says your current employer doesn't know that you are job hunting, and you'd rather they not know, so please don't contact them.", "Yeah, I do it all the time. Sometimes I make up a fake name and ask a friend and ask a friend to pretend to be an old supervisor. Most of the time they never even get a call. Most employers (in my personal experience) just take you at your word. It has never once caught up to me.\nGo for it.", "Why don’t you say you went back to school they won’t check that and it shows drive to improve yourself. You don’t even need to say a degree just a few classes at a community college in areas you want to learn more.", "When questioned on any gaps of unemployment I’ve ever had I always told the interviewer I was travelling at the time.", "What about lying about a college degree? It seems easy to make your own transcripts but what about the degree? Do they call the school?", "We're looking for a candidate right now and I don't even care about their resume. I need a functional link to a strong portfolio. That doesn't always work, but just lead with your best foot forward and let your experience do the talking.", "Vandelay industries is always hiring just put George Castanza as your reference", "This post is 5 days old as of now so you might not see this, but this is something that'd work: say you traded stocks. I traded stocks for a while and kept saying that's what I was doing while I was unemployed. It's pretty unlikely that anybody would put in the effort to ask you too much about it unless they're into investing and stuff themselves. I'm gonna include below all of the things you'll need to know to sell this:\n\n- say you're going back to working for other people because you're looking to make more consistent money without having to risk your money to make more money\n\n- if they ask about what you would do or strategies, say you would \"swing trade\" (which is holding positions for longer than a day but not holding it as a long-term investment) to take advantage of catalysts. If they ask for examples say: \"For example, if I heard rumours that Tesla might announce a new car at an upcoming event, I'd buy tesla stock in the days/weeks leading up to the event and ride the wave of people trying to get in before the event, then sell before the catalyst, since holding through the catalyst itself can go either way but usually ends up tanking the stock price a bit even if the event is well-received, since people are going to be selling off and taking profits\". This is word-for-word something I've said several times in job interviews (although for me, it's true!) and I don't think there's ever been any follow up questions.\n\n- minor details that you should know just in case the interviewer knows a bit about stocks: - The program/broker you used to trade stocks was \"InteractiveBrokers\" (it sounds more professional than RobinHood or something) - The stock market is only open from 9:30am-4:00pm (though some services let you trade outside of those hours), so don't say that you'd sleep in and then work from 3pm-8pm or something\n\nIt shouldn't be too hard for you to sell it if you read all of this, but it'd probably help if you learned a little bit about investing or trading stocks. like watching a 5/10 minute youtube video might help you sell it really well. Confidence is key! Good luck in your job search!\n\nBONUS: - you can use this to show that you're able to self-discipline yourself, work independently, and keep to a schedule, do market analysis, and manage a complex portfolio. Plus it'll show interest in what makes businesses successful, so if you're being interviewed by a small business owner they might find you passionate about business and personal development (people love to hire passionate people)", "They will never find out, and also there is zero chance that they ever check your work history.\n\nYou can also put multiple jobs during the same time period in it, just tell them it's non of their business if they ask.", "There was another ulpt that used caring for a dying relative as an excuse. It said that people probably weren't going to dig deeper because it'd be rude, plus there wouldn't be a way to find out you were false.", "Take some online classes and say you were perusing adult education. They won’t check the dates and you get a new skill\n\nEspecially ASL. You can get free classes or super cheap from most Deaf services centers. It’s also a super useful skill and looks pretty good on a resume.", "Sign up to be a delivery driver at one of those delivery apps. Tell them your have been doing that.", "Say you're still employed at XYZ place and therefore you do not want to offer it as a reference since you don't want them to know you're looking.", "Say you were self-employed. Make up a business that’s in something related to your previous job in some way or something you know enough about so you don’t have to completely talk out of your ass when they ask questions.", "Say you are the founder of a Stealth Startup in the field you want to work on", "Really depends on the company. I just accepted a job offer. Part of the application process included a background check. The hiring company uses a third-party to conduct the background check. The check includes your employment record. You can indicate that you don't want them to contact your current employer, in which case, they won't contact the current employer until after your employment with that company ends (assuming you were offered a job with the new company). You can still get the job offer based on what had already come back from the background check, but they reserve the right to rescind the offer if they find problems with what you claimed was your current employer. This is the first I've ever run into that scenario though. Usually, you are safe from having your present job, or lack thereof, be examined.", "Realistically, you could put whatever you want as the reference. Just have the contact be one of your friends. This is DEFINITELY not speaking from experience.", "Personal Consultant, list some companies that friends of yours work at you plausibly could’ve freelanced for by advising them. Bonus points if your friends will actually vouch for you if necessary. If the rest of your resume is solid it won’t matter but it’s good to cover your bases.", "On numerous occasions I've had a friend I never worked with list me as their boss/ manager to cover a period of unemployment. No one has ever called me", "Not exactly ethical but look for companies that went bust on the gap u want to fill ...no HR person is gonna spend that much time trying to track down an immediate manager who's number you no longer have.", "My friend was fired in January and kept the job on his resume until he found another job in the summer. He did have a connection at the company but I guess the background check didn't do anything to find out how long he was working at the company he was fired at.", "Most people say they were a caregiver for a sick family member. Or just say you were doing DoorDash or something", "MSCHF made a article on this about using dead startups to fill in a gap 😂", "Lots of people put their friends down as references for fake jobs or buy references from fake reference companies", "Lots of people put their friends down as references for fake jobs or buy references from fake reference companies", "List a place that recently closed as your employer a month ago. They can't call for refs if nobody answers", "Lie. \n\nDeath in the family so I took time off. Parents weren’t doing well so I took time off. Make it detailed so they feel like shit asking about time you didn’t spend slaving for somebody.", "Just write that you worked at a now defunct store (think k mart in some places, Daytons, Toys R US, etc.) \nThey would have no one to call, and can't confirm your story lol", "Just put “caring for elderly family member.” Makes you look compassionate and dedicated.", "Just put a company that's gone out of business. Only downside though, if a 3rd party company does the background check, they might ask you to produce W-2's from the employer.", "Just bullshit the entire thing to make yourself look good. A lot of employers will check and never call back, but a few will take it at face value and hire you. That's usually how I've gotten the jobs I wanted.", "It's generally a bad idea to misrepresent employment with a company, as employment status can be verified in a number of different ways. If you're just working for yourself or freelancing on the other hand, that's much harder to disprove.", "It probably depends on the job. I have done it and gotten away with it before.....although right now u could likely still get away with \"covid\" stuff as reason for not working the past few yrs.\n\nJust give a friend's number who will play your \"ex supervisor\" at such and such business who will Gove u a good review if anyone calls. I've also had that set up before, but again they didn't check. This was manufacturing jobs tho, so it may differ depending di g on what u do", "Initial stages of applications are about looking for reasons not to progress you, final stages are looking for reasons to hire you. \n\nSo by the time a prospective employer is calling your former employers, they're no longer checking dates (this might not be the case for low skill/entry level jobs).", "In the interview when they ask you about gaps, just ask them why the last person left.", "In the days before Google, I would say go for it but today I would be cautious. For gaps just say you attempted to start your own business, went back to school, travel, took care of a relative, volunteered etc.", "I've tailored my resume to have a hand-picked \"Relevant Employment History\" that implies this isnt everything, but the stuff left out (including extended unemploycations) has nothing to do with the job I'm applying for.", "I'm always going to contact the current employer. If I get a reason why I can not contact them, I see that as a red flag. Move on.", "I would tell them that I didn't want my job to know I was looking for a new one and to not contact them and just list under the table job. Has worked.", "I worked in customer service for years, had a gap, wrote “customer service consultancy” where if offered my services coaching individuals on frontline leadership through a local job provider. Hard to reference, but if they ask I can give any of my mates numbers “yes he taught me a lot about leadership, now I have a really good job”", "I was once told by an employment councillor that if you have a large gap on your resume, that they will think you were incarcerated.", "I used to work at some companies that went out of business, and I embellished my time & duties, but there’s no one left to check.", "I tend to just say I’m working at my last job listed because 9/10 they won’t call your current employer if you tell the new job you haven’t told your “current” job you were looking to leave.", "I read somewhere (maybe here) that you could put “Caring for [insert non able bodied person in your life]” for a gap in employment. Or traveling, or self employed.", "I put freelance designer on mine. I mean I’m always up to help someone make a poster , I actually did a few so that’s my cover", "I know people who put down companies or jobs that existed but no longer do for example a call center that was on contract.", "I just say I’m at my last job even if I’m not working. My boss did ask once when it came up in a background check and I just feigned ignorance. She never brought it up again and I’m still here so 🤷🏼‍♂️", "I just filled in the gaps of my resume. Im lucky cause half the places i worked at are now shut down so there is no one to call.", "I have a really good friend who’s a professional and I just put that I worked for him during any gap years. We’re really close so I know if anyone were to call him, he’d vouch for me.", "I got around a 1 year employment gap by just explaining what I was doing during in that gap. I was actually looking for a job & I used spreadsheets to track jobs available in my area & jobs I applied to & if there was follow up & any free job skills training I did even if it was just watching a YouTube video on Office programs. I explained my looking for a job as if looking for a job was my job. It was during the 2009 economic crash so even with trying that hard I could not get a job for a solid year not for lack of effort.\n\nI suppose the unethical part of the advice could be to just lie about how much effort you actually put into the job search. Or as others have suggested just mark yourself as self employed doing freelance work.", "I employ people and don't care about gaps, just leave them and pack out your achievements", "I dont put termination date on my last job. If they figure out, I'll just say that the CV is outdated. But they never did yet", "I do this all the time for my friends. I own a small business and have them say that they've consulted for me during their unemployment. If the prospective employer calls, I say thet they were a great temp employee.", "Full time end-of-life caregiver for a family member. They can't make you prove it.", "From what I know if you put a company down and say you’re currently employed there they usually won’t call them to ask about you in the case that you haven’t actually told your current company that you’re leaving/looking for a new place of employment, because obviously a call from some random company about you would make your current employer think you’re leaving. With that in mind, the company you’re trying to go to could ask you “is it alright if we call the company you’re currently employed at” you could hope they don’t do that… or you could say something like “i haven’t told them i’m interviewing with other companies yet” but i don’t know how the latter would play out in the long run (further in the employment process). \n\nIt really depends on what you put down there, if you’re interviewing for a position as a CFO of a fortune 500 company, they’ll be more inclined to call your past employers, especially if they pertain to the position you’re applying for. If you’re looking to do home repair and your last job was as a dry cleaner they may not have a reason to call because those two things don’t really equate. But that doesn’t mean they won’t.\n\nSaying you’ve been self employed however might be a good option because then you are your own reference, plus it shows initiative obviously. However, you might want to avoid going too crazy with your fake business where you were “self employed” and make sure you stay as vague as possible (without seeming like you’re trying to be vague) when it comes up in an interview, because it’s likely they will ask about it, and if you change up your story multiple times they may catch you in the lie. Interviewers are trained very well to do what they do, and they know how to extract info from you without you really knowing it. And they ALWAYS have the advantage over you, they could ask you a million different things. And they know this.\n\nAnother option is saying you did side jobs for friends and family… Landscaping, painting, etc. While you studied something independently outside of scheduled work… Like personal training, investing, public speaking, whatever you want.\n\nHope I helped without being too difficult to understand.", "For those saying \"I say I freelance in…\", do you actually have a portfolio to show proof or not?", "Find a shop that closed where you live and claim you used to work there if you have at least a little bit of experience on that type of job. I worked at a supermarket on the town I used to live at years ago for only one month but they closed down. I need a job now and I'm extremely tempted to put on my CV that I worked there for 6 months instead (I had to take a break that long from working due to escaping an abusive situation and dealing with a bunch of trauma employers always feel entitled to ask me about) and give myself a slightly higher position. The place closed down, how on earth would they even be able to check?", "Do some shadowing somewhere and you can write it down as work experience, under job description put shadowing and list the job description of the person you shadowed.", "Depends on the job probably one company on 5 will axtually check, I get used for references all the time but almost no one contacts me. \nOf the few that do contact me, very few ask about dates, most ask about competance.", "Consider using a \"functional resume\". This form lists your education, experience, etc., without giving a time line.", "As a small business owner I gave the position of director of operations to various friends over the years. They took time to help with the family business etc. Obviously I could not pay them for their services but it's good resume / reference fodder.", "A back ground check tells all. Better to say you had to take care of a sick/dying family member or you took a sabbatical to do xxxx. Be prepared to talk about whatever you write in. As an interviewer I had to figure outnif thesengaps were legit and would probe to understandnifnit seemed reasonable. Good luck.", "\"Temporarily relocated out of state to care for terminally ill mom/dad/grandma/etc.\"", " Independent contracting. That’s my go to because I’m currently doordashing." ]

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[ "how to stop the odometer on a car to increase resale value or drive beyond the terms of a lease. ", "how to stop the odometer on a car to increase resale value or drive beyond the terms of a lease. ", "how to stop the odometer on a car to increase resale value or drive beyond the terms of a lease. " ]

[ "Place the wheels under blocks, then set transmission in reverse and drive the miles back off the odometer. Bonus points for skipping school that day.", "1. Time travel back to the 1980s when this was still possible.\n2. ???\n3. Profit!", "1999 ford ranger, 2002 ford explorer sport trac, fuse number 11 inside fuse panel drivers side door stops odometer, and all gauges, including gas gauge.\n\nNot saying my leased truck had more miles, just saying that is the fuse that needed to be replaced ...... After taking it out ... LOL" ]

[ 48, 9, 1 ]

[ "how to figure out what’s wrong with your car for free. I got an idea from someone at a car shop and was wondering if this would work, or if anyone had other ideas. My car has starting issues, and it’s not the battery, starter or alternator . I’m gonna take it to get some recall work tomorrow, and I was gonna give them the impression that I was gonna trade it and finance a new car , in hopes that they run a diagnostic check on the car . Will this work?", "how to figure out what’s wrong with your car for free. I got an idea from someone at a car shop and was wondering if this would work, or if anyone had other ideas. My car has starting issues, and it’s not the battery, starter or alternator . I’m gonna take it to get some recall work tomorrow, and I was gonna give them the impression that I was gonna trade it and finance a new car , in hopes that they run a diagnostic check on the car . Will this work?", "how to figure out what’s wrong with your car for free. I got an idea from someone at a car shop and was wondering if this would work, or if anyone had other ideas. My car has starting issues, and it’s not the battery, starter or alternator . I’m gonna take it to get some recall work tomorrow, and I was gonna give them the impression that I was gonna trade it and finance a new car , in hopes that they run a diagnostic check on the car . Will this work?", "how to figure out what’s wrong with your car for free. I got an idea from someone at a car shop and was wondering if this would work, or if anyone had other ideas. My car has starting issues, and it’s not the battery, starter or alternator . I’m gonna take it to get some recall work tomorrow, and I was gonna give them the impression that I was gonna trade it and finance a new car , in hopes that they run a diagnostic check on the car . Will this work?", "how to figure out what’s wrong with your car for free. I got an idea from someone at a car shop and was wondering if this would work, or if anyone had other ideas. My car has starting issues, and it’s not the battery, starter or alternator . I’m gonna take it to get some recall work tomorrow, and I was gonna give them the impression that I was gonna trade it and finance a new car , in hopes that they run a diagnostic check on the car . Will this work?", "how to figure out what’s wrong with your car for free. I got an idea from someone at a car shop and was wondering if this would work, or if anyone had other ideas. My car has starting issues, and it’s not the battery, starter or alternator . I’m gonna take it to get some recall work tomorrow, and I was gonna give them the impression that I was gonna trade it and finance a new car , in hopes that they run a diagnostic check on the car . Will this work?", "how to figure out what’s wrong with your car for free. I got an idea from someone at a car shop and was wondering if this would work, or if anyone had other ideas. My car has starting issues, and it’s not the battery, starter or alternator . I’m gonna take it to get some recall work tomorrow, and I was gonna give them the impression that I was gonna trade it and finance a new car , in hopes that they run a diagnostic check on the car . Will this work?" ]

[ "I work in a auto body shop, they will most likely charge you for the diagnostic check", "If you think it is a computer issue, take it to any parts store and they will plug it in to their code reader and tell you if any codes are showing up for free.", "Take it to a dealership and tell then you want to trade it in. They will have someone look at it. Argue with them and make them tell you what's wrong with it and why the trade in is so low.", "Some places will give you some diagnostics for free. But there are ways to figure it out. If the car runs fine on a jumpstart and doesn’t die you need a battery. If you jumpstart the car and it dies after then you need an alternator (battery not getting charged/electricity not being produced to run the car). Hope that helps. Also for (check engine light) diagnostic codes the readers are online for like $7 (Android) and $20-40 (iOS). Lot cheaper than anyone’s diagnostic charge.", "Yeah the moron that I was responding to decided to turn dickhead on one of my pictures", "What kind of car is it? The Audi dealership generally always does free diagnostics for me, I have heard other dealerships are not so generous.", "Go to literally any auto parts store and hand an employee $20 to test your car. They will do it 100% of the time. They will also replace lights, windshield wipers and all do kinds of other stuff for a $20 tip." ]

[ 28, 19, 11, 2, 1, 1, 1 ]

[ "How to hypothetically screw over someone who tried to screw my grades? ", "How to hypothetically screw over someone who tried to screw my grades? " ]

[ "How does failing you get him out of his contract?\n\nHonestly if he's trying to get out then I would write glowing reviews about him to anyone. Write a letter to the Dean, Academic VP, President and anyone high up who will listen. Just lay it on thick. Get all your classmates to do it too.\n\nOr sign him up for porn, all the porn.", "If you wanna spam someone into the next dimension, and don't mind spending some money, buy him the Scientology Bible, with his name attached. Those fuckers are relentless, since they have nothing better to do, also it would be Hella awkward when it gets delivered to his school for him." ]

[ 11, 2 ]

[ "I have no special skills or way to make a better life for myself. How do I find a smart successful person to take me under their wing and teach me a skill so I can be successful someday? Maybe someone older who wants to pass their knowledge on.\n\nI would work for free for a chance to learn but Im a little older and not in college so can't get college cr", "I have no special skills or way to make a better life for myself. How do I find a smart successful person to take me under their wing and teach me a skill so I can be successful someday? Maybe someone older who wants to pass their knowledge on.\n\nI would work for free for a chance to learn but Im a little older and not in college so can't get college cr", "I have no special skills or way to make a better life for myself. How do I find a smart successful person to take me under their wing and teach me a skill so I can be successful someday? Maybe someone older who wants to pass their knowledge on.\n\nI would work for free for a chance to learn but Im a little older and not in college so can't get college cr", "I have no special skills or way to make a better life for myself. How do I find a smart successful person to take me under their wing and teach me a skill so I can be successful someday? Maybe someone older who wants to pass their knowledge on.\n\nI would work for free for a chance to learn but Im a little older and not in college so can't get college cr", "I have no special skills or way to make a better life for myself. How do I find a smart successful person to take me under their wing and teach me a skill so I can be successful someday? Maybe someone older who wants to pass their knowledge on.\n\nI would work for free for a chance to learn but Im a little older and not in college so can't get college cr" ]

[ "Be a stripper in a gay bar. If you're not old enough yet, go across the street and knock on the Republican lawmaker's door. When you're 18 you can write a book (not sooner or your parents might steal your royalties) about how conservativism forced you into the homosexual \"lifestyle\". Then after that guy gets busted as a sexual predator, run the talk show circuit. There you go. Now you did something with your life.", "Local business / entrepreneur / start-up meetings. Some people there are in their 60s and just want to pass on the torch of wisdom. Some people are in their 40s or 50s and could give you some tips. Maybe you could ask someone, if you could be his/her personal assistant for a bit \"to see how it works in reality\".\n\nDon't offer handjobs. Don't say \"I'll do anything for free, plz help me!\". No one wants to waste their time with pathetic weirdos.", "Go to college. One focused on undergraduate education. Work hard in your classes and use your professor's office hours liberally. Most profs at those sorts of schools are happy to give their time to students who give a damn.", "go to a trade school or technical college they are cheap usually under $10,000 and can qualify you for a number of well paying careers like HVAC", "Removed because of site censorship:\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/863xcj/new_addition_to_sitewide_rules_regarding_the_use/" ]

[ 12, 5, 5, 3, 1 ]

[ "Amazon seller isn't honoring a warranty. Is there risk if I buy the same item again and return the defective one? ", "Amazon seller isn't honoring a warranty. Is there risk if I buy the same item again and return the defective one? " ]

[ "Have a friend buy it.\n\nBut have you tried complaining to amazon? Or your cr", "No there is no risk doing that if you do it once. I did it 3-4 times and they blocked my account but it totally works." ]

[ 4, 1 ]

[ "How do I get the audio from my mic to sound choppy and breaking up on demand? ", "How do I get the audio from my mic to sound choppy and breaking up on demand? ", "How do I get the audio from my mic to sound choppy and breaking up on demand? " ]

[ "Look into voicemod. they can change your voice from a little distorted to full on autotune. I know This works on discord and skype but I'm not sure about zoom and google meet though. \n\n​\n\nI also think spamming mute and unmute will achieve similar effect but I'm guessing your teacher can see you doing that", "Cut one of the cables to your mic. Wire in a switch, rapidly hit the switch to create while talking to create broken speech.", "Boost your volume until it clips heavily in your operating system, then bring it back down to a sensible level in the online class system." ]

[ 1, 1, 1 ]

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[ "Just get the fuck out. Sleep in your car, shower at gas stations etc. get out before it escalates.", "Where exactly do you live? We need to find a better solution for you. This behaviour can escalate to something violent...", "Just for the balls of it and to keep up the ULPT spirit:\n\nPut the strongest hot sauce you can find in your discarded panties.", "If this isn't obvious potential serial-killer behavior, I don’t know what is", "Record him doing that and you have evidence. \nDo not let him know until you have moved out.\nSue him.", "Sprinkle some Trader Joe's Ghost Pepper Chili flakes into your dirty underwear for him to find. (PS you can never wear those again. Don't ask my how i know).", "Your testimony is evidence. You don't need to present your case to them as if you were in court. The police get a tip, and THEY investigate and gather evidence. A warrant for the files on his phone should be more than enough to get him. \n\nCall the normal line to the police station and try to talk to the seargent about it. Ask them if they feel they need you to provide any evidence, and if so, what.", "This sort of possessive behaviour is a HUGE red flag.\n\nWhen you get out of this situation, be absolutely certain that he cannot figure out where you have gone. Consider all possible ways he might be able to (online accounts/friends/work/etc).\n\nThis sort of offender (yes, he is absolutely a sexual assault perpetrator) will likely try to regain access to you when it is lost and may turn violent when he realises that he cant have access to you anymore.\n\nTo keep it simple: Get away completely and as quickly as you can.", "Girl, if you dont get out of there, hes gona hurt you. Those are moves hes making to show sexual dominance and to degrade you....and saddly the next step he will take is to force himself on you. My fiance was raped by her ex in almost the same situation. No one should be in that situation, RUN.\n\n\nAdded, want it Unethical? Sleep with a taser and aim at his dick, scream \"PICKACHUUUUUUUUUUUU!\" and make sure to leave your phone plugged in recording on the night stand. That is sexual assult, defend yourself. Also, leave a bottle oh his fave jackoff lube and mix in some icy-hot. He will be in agony for hours.", "You need a hotel? I feel like there’s enough subs and Reddit members that would be able to use points and put you up somewhere for a bit", "Have you considered swinging a large hammer into the side of his head while he sleeps?", "You should leave, but if you cannot leave for whatever reasons, get a lock in the door where you sleep.", "IANAL but this sounds like the type of situation that restraining orders are written for", "If you're unable to leave, make sure he won't want to wear your underwear. Hot sauce, poison ivy, Vicks vaporub, etc. And maybe wear a mask while you are sleeping with a lot of clothes on. Look like a snowman.\n\nAlso encourage him to leave first. Act like the place is haunted. Put glue in their soap bottle. Buy an antique doll that shows up and starts at him from the ceiling. Invite friends over all of the time.\n\nMaybe for real though, you shouldn't be alone there. I assume he knows you are leaving to another province or whatever. Always have someone else around. You're situation can go in either direction so don't take chances you don't need to so you don't end up being a story we are all reading about wondering if it was you.", "Some states allow for orders of protection in situations like these which would help kick him out. You could always put an irritant on your panties. When he puts them on, he'll have a sack of cayenne pepper.", "Possible domestic violence (intimidation) charge on him. Consult a lawyer or just call the police.", "Get OUT. This is the exact kind of thing that escalates very rapidly to sexual and physical violence with one simple trigger that you won't know until it happens. Do not install a security camera because if he finds it that could trigger escalation. Find somewhere to go, pack what you can carry, and leave. Wherever you go make sure they have pictures of him and all info you can give them to make sure he doesn't find you. This is unimaginably difficult but this entire segment of your life is over and you need to leave it behind.", "you should be looking for canada resources to help you. not advice on this sub", "Put 2 hot irons between his cock and slam them together. He’s a weirdo so he’ll probably let you do it anyway", "This sounds like you need someone to beat him bad enough that he needs to be hospitalized for 4 to 6 weeks. Barring that, contact his work and his parents and let them know", "I don't want to scare you or anything but I've read about a guy that did exactly that just before he murdered some girl and got life in prison, so honestly I would seek help from the police already", "I dont know what part of Canada you would be moving to, but you should be able to move immediately, even if not vaccinated, as long as you self isolate at your relatives house for a 2 week period after arriving.\n\nIf that is not an option, just get out of that apartment. Do you have any friends, co-workers, hell even a casual acquaintance you can stay with? You need to get out of there now, he will absolutely escalate things, and you cannot stay even one more night. \n\nSeriously I cannot stress this enough: do not stay another night in that apartment. When you collect your things, do not go alone. This dude has clearly lost his god damned mind and cannot be trusted, do whatever is necessary and just get the fuck out.", "Dont do anything unethical or aggressive. Mental health problems are often triggered after break ups. Being deliberately difficult could get you hurt, you are essentially in a hostage situation.\n\n Inform your local police station of the situation, talk to a cop directly if you can, maybe if theres one you know ask him to pass around occassionally. \n(they will not be able to do anything at this point unless you ask them to stop him stealing your underwear/tresspassing in your room)\n\nCall a local abuse hotline, maybe they can help find resources like womens shelters, you may be a dude and there are some mens shelters out there so don't hesitate to ask.\n\nInstall MULTIPLE locks on your door - have an escape route planned AND prepared - install locks that you can see when they have been tampered with, leave some sort of\n\nStash and secure weaponry - after you have secured your room and made sure it is private and innaccessible. Tape a bottle of pepper spray to your door that is reachable when ever you open the door. You should practice with pepper spray, its like eating spice but for your eyes, the kore you practice the less it hurts and the larger the advantage you have.\n\nInstall CCTV that uploads directly to the cloud - do not use your old GMail account, it may be compromised by your ex.\n\nInstall a panic alarm. I believe that you can get them with various different effects like silent ones. But you want one that creates a huge amount of sound.", "In a studio apartment, your options are extremely limited. There’s a ton of great suggestions about finding help, calling shelters, police etc. The bottom line is that you need to be out, yesterday. I suspect for a number of complicated reasons, you’ll end up staying for the couple weeks you mentioned and can move to your next accommodations. In that case, you shouldn’t provoke him with “getting back” at him. He’s already unstable and no good will come from putting fuel on the fire. Good luck and try to find some way to minimize and manage the situation. Oh yeah, get out yesterday is the actual answer you need to hear.", "Hey, tell the family you plan to go stay with. They might be willing to quarantine you to a room or something! \n\nI agree you should go to the police.\n\nAnd I agree with the suggestion to put something in the underwear.", "Assuming your not sharing a room now, can you put a cheap sliding lock on your bedroom door? Not necessarily to stop him entering but to make enough noise that it would wake you up before he can film you etc. Or balance some pots and pans by the door which would get knocked if he enters. \n\nWishing you all the best to get out asap.", "Ask the landlords to evict him and file a restraining order. This is still stalking and sexual harassment, not to mention theft. Wether he lives with you or not you can still get him kicked out and it sounds like that may be the next safest step. Involve the police somehow. \n\nNot exactly unethical, but a helluva lot safer than trying to resolve this yourself.", "Trivial, but when you change panties, rub a little of something like Deep Heat into the business area. That shit will stop in a day.", "Before you get the he'll out of there make sure you put some Tabasco sauce in the crotch of some used panties.", "Autogynophile serial killer vibes. Buffalo Bill. Record him back and put habanero sauce in panties.", "You shouldn't do anything to piss him off while you're still there (like putting hot sauce in his undies). He is very likely to hurt you, I mean he already crossed a big line with the whole stuff he's doing right now. IMO it's just a matter of time until he drinks a bit too much, gets horny and starts assaulting you. \n\nYou are in danger right now and you should get the f* outta there. Women shelter is something YOU could need right now and I ask you to consider this. When you're fully moving out ask a few male friends to help you, under no circumstances you should be alone with this guy ever again", "This guy obviously needs counseling and likely will not pursue it himself. This is a situation where it's totally appropriate to call the police as what he is doing is sexual assault. Let the courts handle this. As part of his sentencing he will have to participate in therapy. We can only hope that he recognizes he has a problem that needs to be fixed and is open to fixing himself.\n\nThe police will be able to point you in the direction of the resources you need such as a woman's shelter. Depending on the community you live in you may need to be sent to the woman's shelter by the police while another communities such shelters are open to people contacting them directly.\n\n", "Start preemptively shitting in all your underwear so he can't use them.", "Sounds like the killer we keep getting clues about in mind hunter. LEAVE", "Seeing that it's Unethical LPT, my tip is to give him your consent. In any other sub, I'd have said, \"run!\"", "Put some lye in those underpants. Chemical burns to his nethers should do it.", "It sounds like murder case in making.... seriously OP, crash somewhere else until you could move out.", "I would definitely seek shelter. If a shelter is available go take it. I wouldn’t record him secretly either or go to the police as him finding out about either of those things sound like a bad Netflix drama.", "Hey, I know this is a tough and horrible situation to be in. My advice is to buy one of those security cameras that looks EXACTLY like a phone charger adapter. Plug it into the wall facing your bed. That way he doesn’t know it’s recording. If you’d like me to send you a link I’ll do so but you should be able to find it on Amazon. Video of his bullshit will just be another nail in the coffin", "Coat your dirty underwear in cayenne pepper until you can get to the wash. One run-in with that should put a stop to it. \n\nAs for the filming, your best bet is to break the fantasy for him. Do some KISS makeup before bed or wear old mens' pajamas.", "You need to get out or remove him before this escalates to waking up with him in your bed.", "You can either change the locks, kick him out and call the police if he comes back or you have to get out of the house. Is there anyone you work or go to school with that could help you? I would preface its an emergency and anyone that you explain your situation to would more than likely be willing to help.", "Try these out: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00186URTY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_N2A4V8K622A9YPV2AMXP\n\nIt’s a lock that you can put on your door with no tools. While it’s not 100% secure (he can still just break down the door), it’ll at least make enough noise for you to wake up.", "Spray the crotch of your panties with the juice from a Habenero pepper. Buy a lock and put it on your bedroom door.", "Sleep with pepper spray under your pillow. Actually don't sleep, try to \"wake up\" and catch him and then spray him with pepper spray. Also set up another camera to catch him doing this so you have proof for the cops.", "Pay cash & walk or public transport to buy tiny cameras & liberally sprinkle your bedroom & bathroom. Tell lots of people, and/or the Police that you are concerned about his behaviour. Then eventually after filming yourself for a while, report again and ask for a home safety check. \n\nYou get the idea. Obviously the system will have to be stowed in his room for the coup de grace.", "Next time he does it call the police, or call them now. In fact call them now!", "Keep 99% of your belongings at the home you'll be going to (mask up and sanitize). In essence, move out now but keep the clothing you'll need and a place to store your clothing. Keep 100% of clothing (dirty and clean) in locked drawers, or just wash your underwear in the sink every night so there isn't anything dirty for him to wear. When he's wearing your clothing, record him and threaten to publish the videos. Talk to his family about this, expose his behavior to as many people as possible, maybe embarrassment will curb the behavior.\n\nOn top of everything, this is not a rational person you're dealing with. Go to the cops. Let them decide what's \"evidence\". File as many complaints as possible with the cops, record everything he does.", "Is your ex Buffalo Bill? Jesus Christ.\n\nSleep in your car at a random spot if you need to. Just get the hell away from him before he steals your skin.", "I just saw the part about the door locks, online u can buy door locks that don’t need any installation, pretty cheap u just slide it on your door, check them out", "I don’t understand why you haven’t reached out to friends or family? Pack a bag and go. Sleep in your car if you have to. It’s only going to get worse", "Call local police and ask for referral to a protective shelter. \nIf you must stay another night then put a wedge in the bedroom door and take a bowl in to pee in, so you don’t have to go back out till morning.\nThis sounds very volatile; he is not in his right mind currently and may strike out with deadly force in frustration.\nBetter to be safe\n\nOh, also sleep fully dressed and have a bag ready to go with all you absolutely need for 48hrs by the nearest safe exit in case you have to run or climb out.", "Any reason why you don't place a lock on your room door, assuming you have your own room that is.", "Get a new set of underwear but keep it a secret from them, start making your underwear as undesirable as possible (poop, urine, dont wash em...) and wear the new underwear in secret and try to was the min a way so that the other person doesnt know." ]

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[ "my five year warranty on my TCL 435515 LED 2160P 4K ULTRA is a month away. It works fine, but what can I say to get it returned/replaced with a new tv for equal value? Bought at Best Buy. ", "my five year warranty on my TCL 435515 LED 2160P 4K ULTRA is a month away. It works fine, but what can I say to get it returned/replaced with a new tv for equal value? Bought at Best Buy. " ]

[ "If you add that it seems to be an issue with extended use and heat build-up then nobody is going to question you. Regardless of how long they leave it on you can still say that it's normally after a couple of hours that it happens.\n\nBest Buy doesn't really care, though. The manufacturer will foot the bill. If it's an option you should call their customer service line. People on the phone care even less than in-store employees.", "Best Buy has the best warranties around. Just take it in and tell them you are having issues. They most likely won’t even question it.\n\nI used to work there forever ago, and was basically thought that you get the warranty, before it expires take your item back to get the newest upgrade, and just make sure when you do that you buy the warranty again. Now you have an unlimited supply of newest whatever the item is." ]

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[ "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? 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What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? 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What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? 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What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? 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What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? 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What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?", "A friend of mine signed a no compete clause and is trying to switch jobs. The non-compete is holding them back from working with the job they received an offer from. How do you get around a non compete? Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork? What are some ways to get out of a non-compete?" ]

[ "> Can you claim you were intoxicated when signing the paperwork?\n\nlol\n\nSeriously, it depends on the wording and on the laws where your friend is. The laws on these things vary a lot. For example where I am non-competes have to specific: \"Can't work for this client, in this location for this period\". A general \"can't work for clients\" will be shredded by the courts.\n\nCaveat: They could still sue. They would lose, but it's a hassle regardless.\n\nSo you need to know what the laws say where you are or where the place of jurisdiction is (this should also be in the contract)", "Did he ask the potential employer? They have most likely dealt with the issue before. Some non competes are completely unenforceable", "Talk to an employment attorney and show them the paperwork. Many non-competes aren't enforceable.\n\n", "All depends on the wording and whether the company will actually follow through with enforcing the clause.\n\nYour best bet is to get fired by that company, because that would most likely void the clause.", "I don't know what state you are located, but in California ...\n\n>According to the California Business and Professions Code Section 16600, “every contract by which anyone is restrained from engaging in a lawful profession, trade, or business of any kind is to that extent void.” In other words, non-compete agreements are not enforceable in California.", "I don't know if this is a tip, but I work in the semiconductor industry. My first employer (A) after my PhD had me sign a non-compete, but I interviewed for, and received an offer from one of the companies (B) that I wasn't supposed to go to. When I quit and A got to know, they imposed the non-compete on me, which meant that I couldn't work for B. However, the clause also said that A would pay me for one year in such a case - and I took that one year pay. I then applied for another company that wasn't in the non-compete list, worked there for a year and went back to B (B was in the loop this whole time).", "The fact that this question is on Reddit tells me the job is not high profiled enough for any employer to do anything about a non compete. Everyone has the right to work… those non competes are generally bull shit.", "Ignore it. \n\n​\n\n1. Most Non-compete clauses are completely unenforceable, especially if you're in a right to work state. \n2. Never tell a previous employer where you're going next. It's none of their business.", "Most of them are basically unenforceable. I'd just take the job and not tell any of my old coworkers about it.", "You’re gonna need a copy of the non-compete and a lawyer friend who can look it over. You don’t want to handle this unethically unless you have no other choice. Lawyers can be major assholes", "Unless he's high profile and critical to the company, most companies won't bother enforcing it. Even if they do care, they'll likely have a tough time enforcing it.", "Lawyer here: \n\nIt really depends on the state and the language in the contract. For example an non-compete should have be limited in scope: What work is considered competition, how long does the NC last, and what is the geographic boundary of the work. If the contract doesn't include these things or they are too broad and limiting to the employee then it *may* not be enforceable. Good to talk to a few attorneys. \n\nAlso you may be able to do an amendment to the noncompete. And renegotiate it. \n\nUnethical advice: Roll the dice and see if its a bluff. It might just be for show without the gun power behind it. You risk getting sued and paying a civil penalty. \n\nUnethical advice: change your name. The contract is still legally enforceable but they might have a difficult time tracking you down if you change your name.", "Can we make a new rule about how this isn't a general legal advice subreddit? There is no ULPT answer or question here. OPs friend just wants someone to review their contract.\n\nWe are turning in to the shittier version of /r/legaladvice", "My friend went through this recently and he basically had to sue them. The judge declared it unenforceable. Ymmv obviously, but talking to a lawyer is a good place to start. \n\nIf you were to claim incompetency due to inebriation you would have to make that argument to a judge.", "Not a lawyer, but a business manager. The advice we've had about non-compete clauses is that they need to be limited by time and distance to have a hope of being enforceable. I don't know how true that is for certain, but I've heard it repeated often at different companies I've worked for.", "This varies from state to state, but it is my understanding that non-competes are almost always non-enforceable by the courts, and are rarely ever pursued. \n\nParticularly on someone mid-level, and not say CEO, as long as sensitive secrets aren't revealed, there is likely nothing the former employer would, or could do.\n\nSOURCE: Work around corporate marketing where there's a ton of non-competes and constant lateral jumping where no one bats an eye.", "If the current company happened to burn to the ground then it’s unlikely they would enforce a non compete", "Claim you never signed it and that the company forged your signature, then sue the company for committing fraud. New job and some take home money.\n\n", "You should post this in r/legaladvice with more information on what state you are in.", "Take your non compete agreement to an employment attorney. It may be unenforceable in your state.\n\nSource: I had this exact same situation in Nebraska and my lawyer found it to be unenforceable and threatened to counter sue for harassment if my previous employer came after me.", "Step 1: Avoid signing no-compete clauses. Seriously, it's a legal document, he's fucked", "Most of these non-compete clauses state that you cant work for a competitor in a similar function for X years. So if he has an offer from a competitor within X years there is only 1 option: go work there in a different function. Ofc you dont want to work a different function but as long as the name of the function is different enough its all okay. Friend of mine was a product designer (livestock food) and went to work for another company as a process manager (while actually, he was still a product designer. He just became manager of the process -of designing the product-). Just tell the new job about the clause. They'll know a way around it.", "In Right-To-Work states non-compete contracts are almost worthless. They basically have to sue you and prove damages. Most legitimate companies will send a few angry letters but won't waste money on actual legal action.", "I looked into this 3-4 years ago, assuming you are in the USA, it's really going to vary from state to state. In CA, almost all non-competes are NOT enforceable. Here in PA, they can be enforced very easily. With that said, just because you have one, doesn't mean a company is going to enforce it. Bigger companies MAY but you'd need to be in a position where they are very concerned. Smaller companies probably wouldn't spend the money to take you to court. \n\n\nBe aware though that making use of any resources (including customer lists, non-public product info, etc) could be violating laws, not just a non-compete; if that's the case, then they likely would make a case against you with law enforcement.", "Here is a proper unethical work tip, since everyone here has been giving you ethical ones. (Hopefully you still need it). \n\nTell your future employer about the non-compete. Have their lawyers review the wording for you, so you don't pay for one out of your pocket. Dont send them the full contract, only the paragraphs that talks about non-compete and potentially other sections referred there. \n\nIf they estimate that the non-compete is unenforceable/inapplicable/unreasonable, you don't have to care about it. \n\nIf they estimate that the non-compete is in fact a risk, work with your future manager directly to draft and define a role that is entirely different from yours at the moment, and ensure that the knowledge you have at your current employer can't be used at the role you'll have with future employer. It doesn't matter if your role is different in reality, you have to work carefully with your manager. \n\nIf necessary, have your future manager call your current employer (with lawyers on both sides) to walk it through. \n\nGenerally, unless you are a high-profile, it won't matter too much, but you can really find loopholes in non-compete clauses. \n\nThis wouldn't apply if you are completely forbidden from working at a specific company no matter the role. If that is the case, work for a subcontractor or parent company if possible.", "have your \"friend\" not advertise their new job or employer anywhere. If someone asks, your \"friend\" should say they are not permitted to say yet due to confidentiality reasons.\n\nAlso, check the state laws since some of them have voided non-compete clauses which means they are unenforceable.", "depends on your state. In Florida, I had a non compete which my new employer read over and said no problem, and fought back for me when the bullsh letters started. they were unable to enforce.", "What state is he in, some states don't allow non competes but companies will still make you sign one that is essentially unenforceable.", "Typically non-competes are void if you're fired. Check contract and consult lawyer first", "Too many ethical answers here, so ill advise him not to tell the former employer. Just go straight into the new role, and keep it a secret from old workmates.\n\nOr find the employment contract and burn it. Chances are they never made copies.", "They could be illegal in their state or just unenforceable. Talk to a lawyer or someone from the labor board.", "These never hold up, there are some stipulations but it’s impossible to prevent some from working in their professional capacity", "Tell him not to worry about it and take the job he wants. No compete are complete bs.", "Non-competition agreements may not be enforceable where your friend lives. I'm not a lawyer, your friend should talk to a lawyer, yadda yadda yadda.. here are a few sources that they might want to review. This could be a non-issue.\n\n* [https://www.legalnature.com/guides/are-non-compete-agreements-enforceable-in-my-state](https://www.legalnature.com/guides/are-non-compete-agreements-enforceable-in-my-state)\n* Linked out of here: [https://beckreedriden.com/50-state-noncompete-chart-2/](https://beckreedriden.com/50-state-noncompete-chart-2/)", "Non competes aren't usually legal. The company could sue but it wouldn't be in their financial interest unless you were stealing the secret formula for coca cola or something.", "Non compete contracts can't be upheld - a person can't be prevented from making a living with their saleable skills.\n\nAlso, what did you get when you signed the contract? How much compensation were you given to sign it?\n\nIf you weren't given \"something in return\" when you signed it then it isn't a contract. And no, getting the job is not consideration.", "It violates a lot of states “right to work” it’s practically unenforceable in many states. Google it in your state friend. I used to sign these left and right for contractors after I realized it’s nothing but a scare tactic. Like another comment said, it’s considered signed under duress", "Is his non-compete a legally binding document? Is his employer willing to go to the trouble and expense of legally enforcing it or are they using it as a manipulation tactic?", "If the non compete was signed after employment was established then the employer likely didn’t give consideration and that would make it non enforceable. Ultimately just leave and force the prior company to find your friend and try to go after your friend. Most of the time they don’t want the fight.", "Idk about where you are, but in MI lots of companies ask or have you sign no competes. Many of those jobs are paid on a W2, and if so you can basically tell the company to go pound sand.\nThat's what a lawyer told me anyway, I was in this position several years ago.\nI took the job and told my old employer we'd need to communicate through legal representatives. I never even ended up retaining the lawyer.", "I worked in restaurants and had a front of house manager come directly from a competitor that had a non-compete. He was on very good terms with the company and spoke to some higher ups and they wrote up and signed something essentially saying the non-compete was null and void.", "I know one person who signed a pretty terrible non compete. It handcuffed them basically forever. They ended up getting shit canned and got a new job so they could pay their bills. Had to hire a lawyer and spend a lot of money because their employer sued them. In the end, the entire thing was unenforceable. Forgot the legal mumbo jumbo, but an employer can't keep you from working and supporting yourself.", "I had that issue. The old company sent me a cease and desist letter but the new company laughed about it. It only really matters if they would actually bother to sue you, which would cost time and money.", "I believe in some states, if your employer pays you less than $75,000/yr the employer cannot enforce any non-competes.", "I actually had to deal with this myself, except I started a new company all together. They sued me! They claimed that I violated my 6 month non-compete, which was falser since I stared the new bussiness a full year after leaving that particular employer. The defense we ran with was that I was not in a 'position of reasonable power' (like a manager) while I was there, only a technician, and that a non-compete would have impeded my ability to work within reason. With that, and other BS that made my employment contract illegitimate, we settled. \n\nKeep in mind that I am Canadian, and that Canadian laws are what applied to me. I do recommend having a sit down with a contract lawyer. They may be expensive to meet with, but they are cheaper than being sued.", "How is a non compete clause even legal...given the markets should always be about competing ...almost like laws against a monopoly", "Have a lawyer review it. They will understand the laws and existing case law surrounding the items in the contract. I had one in the past where it was invalid when the company was sold because there was no clause in the contract assigning it to any potential new company. There are lots of potential ways around these sorts of things, and it's worth paying a lawyer for a quick review.", "From what I've seen, most non-competes are not even enforceable, and very unlikely companies want to incur the cost of litigation. Their bigger concern is if their current company tells their future company they are breaking a non-compete, the future company may get cold feet or decide they don't want to act \"unethically\".", "Employers make these bullshit contracts all the time and think they're above the law. The fact of the matter is, you cannot enforce a contract that's illegal to begin with, signed or not. Check with your local state about specifics, but chances are your employer can't restrict you from finding work. \n\nThat's fucking ridiculous and people need to stop letting these ridiculous contracts slide.", "A lot of these are unenforceable, but not all. It’s well worth your friend’s money to pay for a consultation with a lawyer who will be able to look at the NCA and give him a definitive answer. Lawyers are really helpful and if you just need a consultation they’re a lot less expensive than you think! For a hundred bucks or so your friend will definitely be able to find a lawyer to sit down with him, go over the NCA and let him know what the situation is", "they are usually enforceable in the short term, if at all. it varies by state. if you’ve worked there for more than one year then I wouldn’t worry about it as your previous employer knows they’ll lose in court. def look into which way the wind is blowing in your particular state. with any luck, you’re in California where they are essentially illegal.", "non-competes are almost never enforced. current employer would have to pay legal expenses to enforce. that’s costly. there will be threats most likely, corp. attorneys on retainer will send nastygrams that mean nothing legally and highly unlikely any claims would be filed. what would be the end game from the employer? get around it by calling their bluff. unless your friend is opening a competing business, there’s basically no incentive for the employer to do a fucking thing.", "non competes are usually enforceable if they are reasonable. Saying can’t work for a competitor for 2 years is fine. Saying you can’t work in the industry in the state is an entirely different thing. Typically, the more burdensome the less likely it will be enforced. Go talk to a lawyer", "You get 'beached.'\n\nMeaning, you head to the beach and collect paychecks till the non-compete runs out.", "Yes check with local laws… in Illinois for example a law was passed in Jan 2022 that non-compete agreement if any kind are not enforceable on any employees that do not receive at least $75,000 annually (wage limit to be increased every year for 3 years)", "Where does your friend live? US? What state? Some states don't allow these non-compete contractors and employers put them in anyway. I'd say that your friend isn't important enough for anyone to really care and should just sign the offer and start working. Just don't tell his old job where the new one is.", "Where are they located? You can sign a non-compete in California, but it’s not enforceable. Non-competes and non-solicits are not valid here. It’s why the tech sector explosion happened here and not in the Boston metro area. Everyone moved here from there bc they could not start a company that competed with Bell Labs or the like.", "Well first check the state it’s in. They aren’t enforceable everywhere. In California companies will make you do it but it’s legally not enforceable.", "We'll get a lawyer, but you can usually tell them to fuck off. I don't work for you anymore. Shit like that is usually bullshit.", "Unless your friend is a HIGH level exec (VP or up for a major company) no judge is gonna stop him or her from making a living", "Try to get the new company to give your friend a different unique job title. Non-Compete on the Chemical research position? No prob, I'm a Technical writer now.", "This is so specific by state, profession, and contract, he needs a lawyer. Where I am it’s a reasonableness of time, scope, and distance.", "There is likely a time clause and or payment during the “gardening time”, no?", "There are some ethical options that others discussed. This is unethical. \n\nGo to war with the company. Find ways to inform clients what other clients are paying. Speak to them about work that was done for each other. Start blogging about them. Start harassing the owners and managers. Vague threats and intimidation. Force them to write a new contract that says you can do whatever you want. \n\nOr the real answer is to speak to the new employer about it. Chances are very high that the contract can’t be enforced.", "Tbh this varies so much from country to country or state to state... your friend should go to a lawyer", "Talk to lawyer most them have essentially been \"ban from your profession\" without CONSIDERABLE like part owner etc type of consideration. Access to trade secrets etc it really is like occupational ban. \n\nWould talk to lawyer because most the time its window dressing/fake out. They assume employee wont know better wont seek lawyer. And even if they do take your friend the other 90% of employees a think they are stuck can't leave benefiting them anyways.", "Talk to a lawyer, most non-competes are unenforceable in court. I know this personally.", "State, industry, job function, job title, and contract terms really matter here. Best to post this on r/legaladvice.", "Someone I know did that as well, a different company really wanted him so he had to wait a year.. but he didn't. Just secretly started working there when he had like 2 months to go.\n\nSometimes non competes have an amount of money you need to pay to break the non compete/a fine. If the company has lots of funds and really wants you, maybe you could let them pay it?", "Question, did he TELL them where he was going to be working? If not then I'd say have him resign and don't make any mention of where he's going. I can't imagine they're gonna waste time tracking him down and finding out where he works.", "Per my junior year contracts for engineers professor, only if you were shit faced, buzzed doesn’t hold up in the court of law", "One of the companies I worked for tried to get me with one of those when they fired me and I switched jackets to that of their employer, arguing that I knew company secrets.\n\nThat they used over the shelf cleaning products for a specific job was one of their \"secrets\"\n\nAnd the other was knowing their routines and starting employ with their contractual overlords.\n\n(Stealing their staffs adjustment pay, illegal shift rotations, complete lack of health and safety)\n\nThe company still exists, but not until after the Norwegian work authority brutalised them for a year.\n\nAnd the judge did make them pay my \"lost wages\" for the year it took for the judgement.\n\nAnd then the new company gave me a year of backpay to clear the monthly \"loans\" they gave me for volunteering ^^\n\nThis was done in Norway, be interesting learning how legally fucked I'd be in the owned states of America for example", "Now this is only based on what a professor said in a business law class I took in college. IANAL. \n\nNon-competes are mostly useless. First is they have to have explicitly given you something tangible in exchange. It’s on them to prove they have some benefit or compensation that they otherwise wouldn’t have (saying they wouldn’t hire otherwise doesn’t cut it). A contract where one side gets something and the other gets nothing isn’t valid.\n\nAlso, they have to prove that you have proprietary knowledge that would benefit (to a large degree) their competitors and therefore damage their business. It’s why a non-compete for a low paid position or a labor job is basically useless.\n\nFinally, typically it has to be done as a severance package because not only are the first thing hard to prove if done at hiring, it also could be argued that because the field you gained experience in and could get better offers with was now blocked, the company could use that to extract unfair conditions from your employment due to lack of options. That’s why if it’s not part of a severance then it’s pretty hard to make it uphold.\n\nTl;dr: my business law prof in college said most non-competes are unenforceable", "Non compete clauses interfere with your right to life, liberty, and your pursuit of happiness.", "Move to a state like California, where non-competes aren't enforceable.", "Most non-competes aren't enforceable.\n\nBut, if they have a good relationship with the old company, most will waive the non-compete if asked.\n\nI used to work for a trading firm. They can't enforce that you won't work for a competitor. They would decrease the six month non-compete to two weeks, because they had time sensitive information depending on the state of the market. Typically, they would pay you out those two weeks of wages in exchange.\n\n", "Most non-competes are unenforceable, except in situations where for example the owner is selling the business, and agrees to not re-enter the industry for X years.\n\nA non-compete that says you as an employee cannot get another job elsewhere will certainly be worthless.", "Most no-competes are un-enforceable in most parts of the world. \n\nThey are mostly bullshit. No-competes are valid for executives with corporate secrets and access to financials and such.\n\nIt's not intended to create a class of exclusive servitude.", "Live in California. Non competes are not enforceable here. Look into your state or country laws on the topic. Non-compete clauses are normally enforceable in very narrow terms. Sometimes employers will even add things they know can not be enforced, just to scare people in to not trying. \n\nAlso, don’t tell your employer where you are going. What they don’t know can’t hurt them.", "Like everyone says it definitely depends on wording and your local State laws. This is why no one should ever sign a non-compete. It's supposed to be a free market. Not very free if company's keep you from moving on.", "Let them try and sue. Make sure your friend has a few counter claims. They do not want to go to court. It is a threat.", "Just say he’s going there as a cleaner, not as whatever the job title is", "I’m not sure about specifics and I’m not legal expert, but my dads lawyer friend has said that non-competes are pretty much unenforceable. My husband recently left a job at a CRO where he signed a non-compete, for another job at a CRO and was fine. I would recommend she not divulge details about the new job.", "It might be unenforceable but in the event that it is the best way is to go somewhere else for 2 months then move to the competitor. The company you're leaving will be unlikely to check your next move unless it's a very small industry.", "In my state the are void against public policy. File a declaratory judgment action or wait and see if it is enforced and file a counterclaim", "In Canada, it's plain illegal and its just to deter you from doing it, but everyone does it. Just do research.", "I would look into the enforceability of the non-compete clause in your state. In most states non-competes are basically powerless, as they tend to limit competition and career advancement. Outside of very specific and heinous circumstances, most judges in many states toss out non-compete lawsuits left and right. As long as no trade secrets are being compromised, your friend will likely be fine.", "I don’t know the answer to your question, but I guarantee the worst answer is intoxication.", "I don't think they can keep you from making $ and supporting your family/yourself.", "I don't have anything to really contribute to this but does anyone that has a non compete in their contact really need to tell them where they are going to? Can't they say \"I'm leaving to another company, I'd rather not say where I'm going.\"", "I can tell you as someone who just went through 2 years of lawsuits trying to get away from assholes that were trying their hardest to enforce a non compete - it 1000000% depends on which state you’re in. \n\nThere is basically only one state out there that will side with allow a non compete to be enforced and that is Florida.", "I actually had to deal with this myself, except I started a new company all together. They sued me! They claimed that I violated my 6 month non-compete, which was falser since I stared the new bussiness a full year after leaving that particular employer. The defense we ran with was that I was not in a 'position of reasonable power' (like a manager) while I was there, only a technician, and that a non-compete would have impeded my ability to work within reason. With that, and other BS that made my employment contract illegitimate, we settled. \n\nKeep in mind that I am Canadian, and that Canadian laws are what applied to me. I do recommend having a sit down with a contract lawyer. They may be expensive to meet with, but they are cheaper than being sued.", "Here is a proper unethical work tip, since everyone here has been giving you ethical ones. (Hopefully you still need it). \n\nTell your future employer about the non-compete. Have their lawyers review the wording for you, so you don't pay for one out of your pocket. Dont send them the full contract, only the paragraphs that talks about non-compete and potentially other sections referred there. \n\nIf they estimate that the non-compete is unenforceable/inapplicable/unreasonable, you don't have to care about it. \n\nIf they estimate that the non-compete is in fact a risk, work with your future manager directly to draft and define a role that is entirely different from yours at the moment, and ensure that the knowledge you have at your current employer can't be used at the role you'll have with future employer. It doesn't matter if your role is different in reality, you have to work carefully with your manager. \n\nIf necessary, have your future manager call your current employer (with lawyers on both sides) to walk it through. \n\nGenerally, unless you are a high-profile, it won't matter too much, but you can really find loopholes in non-compete clauses. \n\nThis wouldn't apply if you are completely forbidden from working at a specific company no matter the role. If that is the case, work for a subcontractor or parent company if possible.", "Have a lawyer look at the paperwork. Some non-competes are actually not enforceable, some are.", "Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you kinda don't. Talk to a lawyer about the language in your friends contract and local laws. If he signed saying he wouldn't compete, he's gonna get sued or at least expose himself massively if he tries to compete.", "Do whatever you want, and worry about the consequences later, like a REAL corporation. 😳 It is not illegal, unless you get caught.", "Depends on the scope of the non-compete. Many of them are unenforceable. The ones that are most enforceable are the ones where the company trains you with proprietary or specialty skills. They don't want someone to take their trade secrets with them to another company. However, if he's working front line at McDonald's and the noncompete says he's not allowed to work at any other fast food place within 25 miles, McDonald's would be causing him to not be able work in his chosen vocation. These types of agreements are common in the Massage Therapy industry, but not enforceable when the original employer doesn't pay for training or make any type of investment in the worker.", "Depends on the local laws, I know my state has laws in place that non compete clauses cannot go into effect within 6 months of being hired or if you make less than 3-4 times the poverty limit.", "Depends on jurisdiction. My state a min compete isn't applicable for regular workers. They can't stop you from putting food in the table. Officers of a company though or if you sell your company and it's a condition of a sale, totally enforceable", "Depending on jurisdiction and wording:\n\nThe type of work being done: easy enough, the new employer sticks said individual on something \"unrelated\" while still having them consult.\n\n\nWorking for competition: again, the different departments tactic can work if the new company is large enough. Say it's a bank, one might be in card services and then go auto loan origination.\n\n\nWorking for direct competition: what defines direct?\n\nDoes the company have multinational locations? If so, working in another country might bypass. Also, subsidiaries of subsidiaries can create a shell game.\n\n\nAbove all else, consult a lawyer.", "At my work there was a general manager from another company allegedly hired as a consultant to get around this. May have just been rumours though.", "Ask for help on r/antiwork . They seem to know all the tricks for getting around these types of clauses.", "A none compete cannot be so broad as to make it impossible to work in your field without leaving the area. Typically they are completely unenforceable because of this reason. None competes that are actually enforceable would be ones that prevent a customer from hiring a tech on directly from an MSP - and even that might not be enforceable if there are only two businesses where you live.\n\nIn other words, a $300 appointment with an employment attorney (some will even do it for free) should make you or your friend feel a lot better", "You can claim “undue influence” and you might want to check provincial laws. No-compete clauses are sometimes illegal in some jurisdictions and can be challenged.", "The amount of ethical tips sure does underline that we as the people of reddit thinks this is, indeed, problematic", "So, get fired?\n\n\nOr\n\nQuit job, work as burger flipper or a barista for a day, generate paycheck and go to the new job? \n\n\nLaywerup? Nothing unethical your friend can do, the unethical part \"might have been\" done by the company already.", "Most all non-compete agreements are completely unenforceable. Just tell them uh-huh, sure, where do I sign? And do what you were going to do.", "Definitely be careful and do your proper research. My coworker was on the hook for over $10,000 because of a non compete even though their old company technically fired them." ]

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When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. 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When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. 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When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. 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They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. So...\n\n**How do I help them understand that they would rather have us working remotely WITHOUT getting caught?**", "How to deal with shady employer My employer fucked me. We do IT, so we've always been able to do our work 100% remotely... but our elderly cave-people bosses were always too scared to try it. When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. 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When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. 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When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. 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When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. 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When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. 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They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. So...\n\n**How do I help them understand that they would rather have us working remotely WITHOUT getting caught?**", "How to deal with shady employer My employer fucked me. We do IT, so we've always been able to do our work 100% remotely... but our elderly cave-people bosses were always too scared to try it. When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. 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When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. 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When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. 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When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. 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When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. 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They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. So...\n\n**How do I help them understand that they would rather have us working remotely WITHOUT getting caught?**", "How to deal with shady employer My employer fucked me. We do IT, so we've always been able to do our work 100% remotely... but our elderly cave-people bosses were always too scared to try it. When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. 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When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. So...\n\n**How do I help them understand that they would rather have us working remotely WITHOUT getting caught?**", "How to deal with shady employer My employer fucked me. We do IT, so we've always been able to do our work 100% remotely... but our elderly cave-people bosses were always too scared to try it. When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. So...\n\n**How do I help them understand that they would rather have us working remotely WITHOUT getting caught?**", "How to deal with shady employer My employer fucked me. We do IT, so we've always been able to do our work 100% remotely... but our elderly cave-people bosses were always too scared to try it. When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. So...\n\n**How do I help them understand that they would rather have us working remotely WITHOUT getting caught?**", "How to deal with shady employer My employer fucked me. We do IT, so we've always been able to do our work 100% remotely... but our elderly cave-people bosses were always too scared to try it. When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. So...\n\n**How do I help them understand that they would rather have us working remotely WITHOUT getting caught?**", "How to deal with shady employer My employer fucked me. We do IT, so we've always been able to do our work 100% remotely... but our elderly cave-people bosses were always too scared to try it. When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. So...\n\n**How do I help them understand that they would rather have us working remotely WITHOUT getting caught?**", "How to deal with shady employer My employer fucked me. We do IT, so we've always been able to do our work 100% remotely... but our elderly cave-people bosses were always too scared to try it. When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. So...\n\n**How do I help them understand that they would rather have us working remotely WITHOUT getting caught?**", "How to deal with shady employer My employer fucked me. We do IT, so we've always been able to do our work 100% remotely... but our elderly cave-people bosses were always too scared to try it. When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. So...\n\n**How do I help them understand that they would rather have us working remotely WITHOUT getting caught?**", "How to deal with shady employer My employer fucked me. We do IT, so we've always been able to do our work 100% remotely... but our elderly cave-people bosses were always too scared to try it. When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. So...\n\n**How do I help them understand that they would rather have us working remotely WITHOUT getting caught?**", "How to deal with shady employer My employer fucked me. We do IT, so we've always been able to do our work 100% remotely... but our elderly cave-people bosses were always too scared to try it. When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. So...\n\n**How do I help them understand that they would rather have us working remotely WITHOUT getting caught?**", "How to deal with shady employer My employer fucked me. We do IT, so we've always been able to do our work 100% remotely... but our elderly cave-people bosses were always too scared to try it. When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. So...\n\n**How do I help them understand that they would rather have us working remotely WITHOUT getting caught?**", "How to deal with shady employer My employer fucked me. We do IT, so we've always been able to do our work 100% remotely... but our elderly cave-people bosses were always too scared to try it. When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. So...\n\n**How do I help them understand that they would rather have us working remotely WITHOUT getting caught?**", "How to deal with shady employer My employer fucked me. We do IT, so we've always been able to do our work 100% remotely... but our elderly cave-people bosses were always too scared to try it. When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. So...\n\n**How do I help them understand that they would rather have us working remotely WITHOUT getting caught?**", "How to deal with shady employer My employer fucked me. We do IT, so we've always been able to do our work 100% remotely... but our elderly cave-people bosses were always too scared to try it. When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. So...\n\n**How do I help them understand that they would rather have us working remotely WITHOUT getting caught?**", "How to deal with shady employer My employer fucked me. We do IT, so we've always been able to do our work 100% remotely... but our elderly cave-people bosses were always too scared to try it. When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. So...\n\n**How do I help them understand that they would rather have us working remotely WITHOUT getting caught?**", "How to deal with shady employer My employer fucked me. We do IT, so we've always been able to do our work 100% remotely... but our elderly cave-people bosses were always too scared to try it. When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. So...\n\n**How do I help them understand that they would rather have us working remotely WITHOUT getting caught?**", "How to deal with shady employer My employer fucked me. We do IT, so we've always been able to do our work 100% remotely... but our elderly cave-people bosses were always too scared to try it. When Covid hit they sent us all home and lo and behold, productivity skyrocketed , costs went down, and none of the huge disasters they feared ever happened. And they publicly acknowledged that full-time Work From Home was a tremendous success. When we asked if they would keep it they promised they would. So when I got a much higher paying job offer from an organization that didn't do WFH I passed on it.\n\nNow they're telling us that the week after next we will be forced to come back into the office 4 days per week. We're all furious. My wife is pregnant and we're in the USA so I can't just walk out - we need the health insurance. They make our lives miserable in a hundred ways, but this bald-faced lie hits different. I can't stand the thought of having to look those lying fucks in the face every day while I waste hours on commutes and dealing with their pointless pop-bys and all the other time wasting. I feel trapped and powerless. So...\n\n**How do I help them understand that they would rather have us working remotely WITHOUT getting caught?**" ]

[ "Definitely look for another job. In your field there are plenty. You may have to relocate though, but some of the big tech companies allow WFH for an extended time. Good luck.", "I’ve worked in a few places where management pulls this kinda bs, and inevitably, without fail, the turnover rate skyrockets within the year. You don’t have to do much to get them back, but leaving a shitty Glassdoor review plus doing your work as poorly as you can get away with is always nice.\n\nOther suggestions: waste massive amounts of time in the office every day complaining about every single square inch of space and the acoustics and the carpet color and the ceiling tiles and the lighting giving you headaches. Compare every part of your work to stuff like dog breeds, circus rides, hairstyles, local attractions, etc to get a laugh out of your coworkers every time you interact.\n\nDocument the living shit out of everything with a 0.0001% chance of being a violation. Report it the second you get out of there.\n\nGood luck!", "Do what they did to you. Lie that you'll go to office but random stuff keeps popping up until you find another job.", "Create IT issues and pass them off as results of coming back in the office. Keep changing all management's passwords each morning so they have to reset. Claim it's the firewall auto doing it because of the sudden change in IP address or some shit. \n\nRun some massive reports during the day that slow the system down. Make sure you tell all management about these reports having to be run, and you normally run them in the evening when you're WFH, but due to being back in the office you have to run them during business hours. Don't just tell your boss, make sure the directors or big bosses know too.\n\nIn tandem to the above, make sure any server updates or down time happen during business hours. Use previous excuse on why this happens.\n\nBring smelly lunch.", "Show them the offer you passed on. Tell them you passed because of the conditions they promised (in write I hope? Email?)\nAnd that they need to uphold that promise or pay you what you would be making at the other place.\n\n", "Lol. Find another job. That's how employment works.\n\nYou have a child on the way, you may want to rethink an ULPT in this situation, when all your employer did was say you had to be in the office.\n\nOr here. Get fired. Collect unemployment, pay for Cobra.", "If you’re in IT you won’t have an issue finding a WFH job. I work in IT and almost every company I know is either allowing 100% remote or pretty close to it. \n\nThere is an abundance of remote IT jobs. \n\nHell, even some trading firms here in Chicago let their employees permanently move away from the city and be 100% remote. \n\nIf you don’t know what working in trading firms is like, well let’s just say I thought they’d be the absolute last companies on earth to let their workers go remote. \n\nIt sucks now. But try to look at the bright side. If I were in your situation my bright side would be that I’m thankfully skilled in an industry in demand that has a lot of open jobs. \n\nBut yeah, you have a kid on the way, so I can see why you’re super stressed. It’ll pass. You’ll be alright. A year or two from now you’ll laugh at the asshat company you used to work for.", "**Tank company productivity and morale by increasing issues that won't happen at home.** \n\nPeople's moods directly translate to morale, and morale directly translates into productivity. So use that against them.\n\nSwap out the office coffee for decaf. Clog the toilet constantly. Spill sweet, sticky liquid in carpeted area and invite pests. Identify key people whose time is much more valuable and steal their lunches, getting them cranky and wasting their time. Breaking glass bottles in the parking lot. Aim for upper management/decision maker's cars/spots if there's no camera in the parking lot. Then you can rile up your coworkers about all these grievances and fan the flames. \n\nOh, ransomware is amazing at destroying manhours. I recall working a tech support role where someone in management got tricked into opening an infected email attachment, and the next day **everybody** spent an hour each running anti-virus on every machine in house. Sure, IT can restore a ton of stuff, but lost work is lost work.", "Suddenly this seems more like JudgmentalLifeProTips. He didn’t ask if you think he’s justified, just how he could go about his ill-fated plot to get back at some corporate fatcats being their greedy lying selves. He’s asking for some bad advice to fantasize about actually doing while he begrudgingly goes about his boring awful life. So with that in mind…\n\nThe only way to make people like that sorry is to affect their bottom line. \n\nTherefore you have two options. One, is passive resistance. You are now an agent of chaos. Creating just a little mischief and strife wherever and whenever possible. Maybe you eat Janice’s sandwich and blame Jerry, maybe you set off a stink bomb or some tactical itching powder… either way you’re at least entertained and productivity will suffer. Just try to only do things you know you can get away with and things that aren’t possible if you weren’t in person… also don’t overdo it or you risk being let go. \n\nScenario two involves you not caring at all about breaking laws and in fact you’ve been completely consumed by vengeance. In this case, I recommend contacting either a thief, a hacker, or maybe even a spy in corporate espionage. Now find out about being their inside man. \n\nThey will pay you part of the take to hurt an organization that as aforementioned you want vengeance on… win win. Unless of course you go to prison. \n\nDisclaimer: don’t be stupid and don’t quote me on any of this if you do actually try any of this and unsurprisingly go to prison.", "Are your colleagues equally ticked off? And do you trust them? Because if so, this plan might work: Go back to working in the office. After a day or two say that you've caught COVID. You and your colleagues will have to quarantine, so nobody can work in the office for a couple of weeks. Once after everyone goes back to the office again, get a different colleague to say they have COVID. Repeat this until you run out of conspirators or until management gets sick of having to switch from office to WFH every few weeks.", "If you want help organizing a strike or unionizing DM me and I can help set you up with professional union organizers from a national org that specializes in unionizing tech workers.", "Start looking for another job.\n\nIn the meantime, just call in sick. Start with gastro, then move to stress.\n\nyou'll need a doctor's certificate. Thats easy to get - use Google to find out what to tell your doctor.\n\nThen go to the office. Do nothing. Actually, do worse than nothing, follow this helpful guide: https://corporate-rebels.com/cia-field-manual/\n\nSet out to get yourself fired. You'll be surprised how long it actually takes. Don't worry, it's very easy to hide getting fired in your resume, just use your friends for references and use advice from Google to cover your tracks.", "Delta Virus has got you covered.\n\nI am in Europe, 2 weeks ago everything was fine and great, everything opening up, than one day to the other Corona numbers spiked \"out of nowhere\" and Delta was just everywhere.\n\nDelta will come where you are if it isn't already.\n\nSo you are covered for the moment but start looking for a better employer", "What if you and your co workers just be really unproductive when you return to the office, they may send you all home again", "Dude. Where there is one higher paying job, there are 10 more you haven't applied to. I am a shift manager and supervisor at my fathers company. I and every other business owner/manager will tell you everybody is DESPERATE for workers right now. We are paying the laziest, shittiest people almost double what we used to pay our full time, halfway decent employees before Covid. Maybe your state isn't providing thousands a month for literally anybody to quit their job for any reason at all.. But Ohio certainly does. Look for WFH jobs based here, and look for work in other states. It's fucking sick out here. Literally everyone wants to hire you. Also, if you want a job in the retail beauty industry in Ne OH pls hmu lmao ;) Line up another job and quit without notice. ATM that is the most fucked up thing you can do to an employer and it's guaranteed to screw them over for several months to come.", "Just find another job, you have an in demand skillset, you know you worth more than they're paying you. Don't waste more energy on a company that doesn't align with your beliefs.", "\nEmail that company you got an offer from and check in. They might still have a role for oyu.", "Instead of looking for a ULPT, give us your resume with your name and such redacted. Let us help screw your employer by helping you find a wfh job. No one should have to choose between a shit employer and family.", "Have you been employed there for over a year? If so, use FMLA and take off the maximum amount of time, while getting paid for it. Use those months to find a new job", "It's not what you're looking for but here is my advice:\n\nDon't do anything. Look for a job and gracefully quit in due time. Anything else will penalize you more than them, and with the kid on the way, it's no time for you to act childishly.", "How long until your wife pops the kid out?\n\nTake that time to become as indispensable with this company as possible. Become The Contact for any and all important IT things. Spearhead any critical computer/backup/network initiatives that come around. Get a whole mess load of projects put onto your plate.\n\nWhile you are becoming someone who is too vital to running the IT department, start to send out resumes and go on some interviews. A few weeks after the kid is born and you've secured an offer for a new job, drop the bombshell that you are giving them 2 weeks notice.", "1. This is an RGE. Get that shit polished, update your linkedin, start looking for a new job. Management clearly cannot be trusted.\n2. Get their assurance of WFH being fine in writing, go dig up E-Mails, etc, get copies of them saying it. Then tell them you refuse to come into the office and provide the evidence of their assurances that WFH would be fine.\n3. Reach back out to that previous job opportunity and see if they're still interested in working with you in some way. This may result in a different job, or the same one, but it's worth a shot.\n4. Expand your job search region since you are looking for WFH. Look across your entire country. Do not accept lower compensation rates just because of where you live.", "Unfortunately you have learned first hand “if it ain’t in writing it ain’t gonna happen/hasn’t happened”. I wish you the best", "Bring COVID into the office. Obviously. \n\nBring a common cold into the office. \n\nSay you don’t feel safe going back in. \n\nMicrowave fish every day and don’t own up to it. \n\nContinuously claim you were exposed to COVID. \n\nSay you moved under the assumption that wfh was permanent. You now live much further away and would be willing to come in once per week but no more. \n\nCreate crazy amounts of extra work as a consequence of the office IT stuff. Idk what that means, not a nerd. \n\nReset managers password every day now that he’s back “on the network”\n\nUpper deckers in the work toilet. \n\nThrow bricks through the buildings windows. One every night. \n\nGet a round robin of other people who don’t want to go back. Start with people you trust then branch out to people they trust. Leave the threat of quitting hanging. \n\nDraw up a fake report that shows people’s “productive screen time” or some other bullshit. Show how it skyrocketed during wfh and plummeted pre quarantine office time. \n\nOh and look for other work while all this is going on.\n\n", "Sounds a lot like my job. Did your employer also use the pandemic excuse to not give raises while citing a great year financially?", "Here is what could be a fun way. \nGet several of your co-workers to agree to have long, loud, disruptive fake arguments - CONSTANTLY. So much so they mgmt decides to sends you all home since you can't work together under the same roof anymore.", "Your wife is pregnant, which is a risk factor for severe COVID-19. Her OB/GYN should be able to write a note saying that you working in person is putting your wife at risk. Take that note to HR and ask for a reasonable accommodation, and that your suggested reasonable accommodation is WFH, which you've been doing successfully for the past year+. \n\nAlso, I mean, you don't necessarily become uninsured just because you left your job. You can pay for COBRA, which means you pay the full cost of insurance (i.e. not cheap). Or you can grab an ACA plan (losing your employer-sponsored health insurance opens up a special enrollment period for you), which will also not be cheap. But anyway, either of those would be cheaper than paying for a C-Section out of pocket if it came to that.\n\nAlso, if your wife were to need to go on bedrest and you needed to care for her, you could take FMLA. Your employer may offer some amount of paid FMLA, but they are not required to pay you. They are, however, required to continue subsidizing your health insurance. \n\nPlanning on getting LASIK or any other elective medical procedures? Maybe get it now and take short term disability while you recover. Pay for it using your flex spending account, if you have one.", "Why dont you ask back the previous HR and get the job with the better pay?", "Take this with a huge grain of salt, I’m currently unemployed and haven’t held down a job for more than 2 years in my life.\nI’d just act like I was home. Slow, lazed out and no attention to detail, don’t shower or shave, be relaxed, burned out almost. Wear sunglasses and pajama pants if you can, or can swing “damnit I knew something was off this morning” \nAlso, “Oh, sorry boss *yawn* just having a problem adjusting to these bright office lights.\n“Oh and I think my wife’s water just broke I have to take this call. Oops false alarm, but she’s calling again I better take this and make sure everything’s ok at home.”\n\n“Sorry I’m late from lunch, I had to run home and help pregnant with wife with lifting the dog” idk some inane task that would only take a second if you were already there.\n\nI would start looking for another job and if they happen to fire you for being annoying or having issues transitioning over from the last year, fuck em sign up for unemployment in the meantime while you find a company that isn’t behind the times.", "Sit down with your boss and have a real conversation about this. If they won't work with you, find another job asap. Look into cobra for extending your benefits, probably expensive as fuck but take a look.", "Reach out to the other job offer you got and explain that you’re now in a position to accept and before you weren’t. Get that job.", "Not sure if it's valid anymore but if you live with high risk category people (>65 years age, diabetic, PREGNANT), you can LEGALLY choose to stay home to avoid bringing C-19 home", "Leave and work remotely for an MSP. That place isn't going to get better.\n\nI left a place that was a shitshow right before the pandemic because I didn't like getting lectured by my boss for spending 15 mins in the bathroom with my IBS, after he stood around talking about sports in the kitchen with HR for a half hour.\n\nIt gets better, you gotta switch employers tho.", "Late to the party, but I think I have some decent advice: close and lock all IT doors. The reasoning can be that you have a lot of valuable tech in your area. Install a Ring doorbell for the IT and make them wait when they ring it. Put a drop off station outside your area for tech repairs. Make it harder for them. I’m not sure what the next step is after this, but it’ll sure piss them off.", "Just go talk to your manager. If he is a logical person he will look at the productivity numbers and simply say, \"keep the metrics high and work from where ever\". Thats a guy you want to work for. If he is stupid he will do none of that, stick to his guns and demand you come into the office 4 days a week.\n\nAt that point just start looking for a job some place else. You'll 100% be able to find a totally remote IT role and you will probably make more money.", "Employeers can suck and their policies can be garbage. If you're not happy move on and get a new job. Jumping to a new job may even get you a salary bump. There's plenty of remote opportunities out there and pregnancies will be covered on the new insurance.", "Eat the greasiest taco bell you can and leave massive shits in the bathroom. Then comment to others how you miss not sharing a bathroom with slobs.", "Ask that other job, maybe they still have some vacancy. Or will have soon(-ish). Maybe not but if you don't ask you don't get, that's for sure.", "As a WFH employee, I work hours extra everyday, even though I'm an hourly employee who doesn't get comp time or overtime. Once I'm forced back to the office, my productivity will naturally fall since I'm going not going to be working for free anymore. It'll be eight hours a day, and that's all. That'll be their lesson. It's going to cost them in the long, medium, and short run.", "Alot of employers own their building or one of the board members owns the building. They think by forcing all employees back in to office it can keep the rent and mortgage payments on their bad investments. If the return to office is solely driven by the executive board trying to justify large rent cost then you should find new work. \n\nTo everyone being forced to return to office I suggest pitching a hybrid schedule as a compromise. Go into office on Wednesdays or Tuesday/Thursdays. If they are not willing to even compromise ditch them for a new employer.", "You're in IT. you know all of the security holes and how to exploit them, and how it can be done without getting caught.\n\nfor instance, got an SMTP server that allows message relays? of course you do! just send a lewd message to someone in HR, showing your boss's email address as the sender. easy peasy.", "You're in IT. You have the power. The market demand for IT professionals is IN-FUCKING-SANE right now. Go find a full-time remote gig. Look up a headhunter, recruiter, anyone. You'll have another job with more money within the week.\n\nSource: Am in leadership in the tech space.", "You leave for another gig, and you now know they will say any fucking thing without any intention of follow through. Time to just do your job and move on", "Yeah, what they said. Leave. You deserve better. Also, if you are in IT and you are good at your job, I'm certain that you can't find a way to make your job, and others', impossible to do for a while just to show them what a mistake they made before you go.", "Unionize your sysads.\n\nIt's a flex for sure, but it would grind the company to a halt if they tried blinking.", "Unionization would be a good start. If everyone is mad collective action is the way to go", "Ugh, I run 2 desktop support teams. All of my teams and I are in the office half the time while then than one percent of the rest of the company is there on any given day. On days I come to the office, we just sit there and I might work two hours a day. Such a waste of time and money. Oh, and most of those two hours are management stuff and make busy work for myself to keep my sanity. My two team members do even less as there is nothing for them to do. I just tell them to bring a book or some shit.", "This sounds like a situation where stalling might work. Maybe if you had a personal issue, where you had to be at home for the next few weeks, like if someone in your family was prescribed bed rest - though in general it's best to be vague about exactly what the issue is, you'll have to work from home. (As in it's kind of private and hard to talk about - the less said the better.)\n\nThen maybe arrange for a friend or relative to cover for you on a Tuesday so you can come in for a day.\n\nThen it's really a shame, but after a few weeks, the situation hasn't been resolved, and you're going to have to continue at home for a while longer - but your productivity is up, and you're sending regular updates. And maybe you can get your friend / relative to cover on most Tuesdays.\n\nWhile you're looking for another job.", "Tell them you still have the offer and leverage it to making them allow you to work from home", "Talk to your coworkers and go on a strike. But since there is a chanse it could go south, look for another job too. Just incase", "Talk to all of your coworkers, and convince them to just...not. Tell your employer, as a group, that you'll work from home or not at all.", "Surely you didnt expect WFH to last forever?\n\nIf the company really felt their profits skyrocket you can bet they would keep you at home... \n\nIt's all about the money, nobody cares about you.", "Once you come back.....make a backdoor..get\" hacked\"... Get a group of coworkers in on it... Make a report blaming it on physical access to the space.", "Nothing Unethical about this; but show them the data. If you can back your claim that productivity went up when working from home; give them the facts. And of course, make sure your productivity dips when working in the office. \n\nTake your time to 'get to know' your coworkers. Book an hour every day to 'get a feel of the company'. Trail of to a solution based on 'a misunderstood request by word of mouth'... which took 4 days but was hardly of any use.\n\nYou also can feign mild Covid-related complaints. A bit of a runny nose, a bit of a sore throat, a too close encounter with your neighbor whom tested positive just the day after. You attended a funeral, and the singer turned out to be positive... better stay at home.", "Never trust a lying employer. Their lies will pile up more and more over time. I know it sucks but nowadays you have to get everything in writing. It's a huge hassle and people will start to look at you differently for asking that. Verbal agreements are valid but hard to proof, especially in front a judge.\nMaybe look for an employer who already advertises that you can wfh. Then be careful that this is also mentioned in the job contract.", "I’m dealing with a similar situation, but we’re doing 3 days in and 2 WFH. I go back in the office for the first time today. My plan is get by doing the bare minimum from the office, and then brush productivity from home. I’m hoping that when they reassess in a couple weeks they can see the difference and let me do more days from home. If not then it’s time to look for another job", "I realize the sub this is in, however IT is still somewhat a small world. Find a new job, IT positions are at an all time high for people worth their salt. Just dont do anything to jeopardize your position or a future position. Especially with a little one on the way. \n\nI know its frustrating but this is happening every where and companies are struggling to compete which means change is coming.", "Find another job, stay in touch with your cpworkers and help them find new jobs too", "Find another WFH opportunity at a good company, and convince as many of your coworkers as possible to come with you", "File a request for a reasonable ADA accommodation. You can't work in the office because you are neurodivergent/have ADHD/are on the spectrum. Fluorescent lights, ambient noise, scratchy officewear, and in-person interruptions are insurmountable obstacles. Perhaps you also have a condition that causes explosive, intermittent diarrhea requiring constant access to a private toilet. You developed agoraphobia as a result of COVID, you're having groceries delivered to your home, you can't possibly imagine commuting ever again. \n\nNo guarantee your request will be granted, BUT! It will slow down your termination process. You'll probably be allowed to work from home while they consult with legal. Use that time to find a 100% remote position, leave without 2 weeks' notice.\n\n(I will be doing this-hope it helps you)", "Do the bare minimum when in the office, collectively work together to lower productivity (without breaching things) make sure and run up office costs lights on constantly adjust Thermostat where you can, run intensive shit to increase IT and power costs. Flag this as a group to highlight the lies on WFH policy, I doubt its strong enough to have a case for tribunal etc but is evidence non the less so make sure you hold that. \n\nDo this while looking for other employment, contact the other employer you turned down citing a change of heart the worst you'll get is a no.", "Contact your recruiter again. He might be able to resend you the offer. Think oft good excuses", "As long as you still do your job it doesn’t matter if you do it inefficiently, so just look for another job and do work just don’t go above and beyond just do mediocre work.", "\nOP - my partner was also at an IT job that was toxic like that and kept promising them things that fell through, and his last straw was being dragged back to the office (this was BEFORE the tiers started being lifted so it was actually illegal for his boss to demand they work from the office - very shady company). He was working on his cyber security cert at the time and now he's working for a higher-paying job (PlayStation) with better benefits and it's indefinitely work from home. Your field has a vast amount of opportunities and it's definitely a sustainable field. Maybe reach out to a recruiter? That's what my boyfriend did. She found him his new job pretty quickly too.", "organize a walk out with all the other people in IT, get everyone to not show up. \n\n\nSeriously, this is a perfect situation for a strike, that's the best way to get back at any employer.", "Your whole dept should agree to ignore this rule. Can’t fire all of you, right?", "You need another employer. \n\nContact the competitor that offered you a position, if it's still open then make sure they'll cover your COBRA health insurance or start your health insurance immediately.", "You could try having a conversation with them and explaining you passed on other opportunities because you thought you would be working from home.", "You can find another job; these days *everyone* is looking for employees. Anyone who says they can’t find a job isn’t trying. Start putting your name out & searching around because honestly the chances that you’d be able to get your supervisors to change their policies are super low. This is something that they decided on their own, obviously without care in regard to how the employees feel — there’s no reason why this would change now.\nKeep the job until you *secure* another job — meaning that you’ve interviewed & have been hired; then you can leave & transition seamlessly. Good luck.", "They make your lives miserable in a hundred ways, yet you stayed at that company instead of taking a higher paying job?\n\n…. You’re lazy. That’s all there is to it.\nGet out and work like the majority of us and stop being a little bitch", "There's no chance of you convincing these old ducks. You should just start looking for another job. Lots of employers are hiring and it's way easier to find a job when you already have one. Source: I am a hiring manager", "Say the baby came early clock in any paternal leave/ PTO/etc you can and use the time to start looking around.", "Reach out to the previous job offer, ask if the position is still available. \n\nConsider having an “accident” that will make WFH the best option for at least the next month while you have time to apply elsewhere. Major car issue, broken foot, etc.", "Protibaake atu bebro tlika ipradee tebu! Eba keeu predeta to pibate pu. Gegu giubu obla etu klate titata? Igi keka gau popu a pletogri. Aoplo draetla kuu blidriu dloidugri ibiple. Plabute pipra ko igupa tloi? Ta poklo gotapabe ipra pei gudlaeobi! Bloi iui tipra bakoki bioi di ige kra? Oapodra tipri pribopruto koo a bete! Ple blabudede tuta krugeda babu go tiki. Gea eee to ki kudu bigu ti. Degi au tlube pri tigu ublie? Tugrupide dedra tii duda kri kee tibripu? Ago pai bae dau kai kudradlii preki. Ekritutidi e epe kekiteo teboe glududu. Guga bi debri krebukagi bi igo. Tokieupri gatlego gapiko apugidi eglao kopa. Etega butra dridegidlagu ei toe. Bidapebuti peki glugakiplai pitu dei bruti. Agrae a prepi dlu ta bepe. Uge po bi ikooa oteki kagatadi. Apei tlobopi apee tibibuka. Pape bobubaka boblikupra akie ae itli. Plikui boo giupi brae preitlabo. Uei eeplie o upregible prae oda ebate tepa. Pabu tuu biebakai peko o poblatogide o oko. Tikro oebi gege gai u ita tabe. Uo teu diegidu glau too tou pu. Akadi tiokutugi iia kaai pukrii tigipupi. Io ituu tagi batru to?", "Not sure where you are from, but thanks to the Affordable Care Act, in minnesota we have an open marketplace for health insurance.\n\nThis allows minnesotans to purchase the insurance they want. Its cheap as well and does more than most insurance i would have gotten from an employer.\n\nIf this route is available, you should take it so you are no longer dependent on a company for health/dental insurance.\n\nAlso find new job. \nOrganizing a strike could be detrimental to finding a new job elsewhere. \nSuck it up for now unfortunately and apply like crazy for a new job that is wfh.\n\nI wish you the best, you are not alone in desiring this.", "Not so much an answer for you question directly, more of a good life lesson. Always get things in writing.", "Ngl when I first read that you do “IT” I thought this was about some spicy workplace affair, when you started talking about your pregnant wife I was like oh no the affairs gonna ruin their marriage!! I soon realized you meant I.T and not IT haha", "Luckily COVID seems to have proven to a lot of employers that WFH is tenable and cost effective for many positions.\n\nI'm currently interviewing for a few IT positions as well, WFH only.\n\nAnyway I'd get an offer before trying to leverage a raise or better accomodations. That way you can literally just walk out the minute they say no, which would be the (barely) unethical part.", "Look for a job and let everyone know once you left why you left. Let your customers know where you are going and if you have a non compete clause you can let your former employers competition know who their customers are, do this anonymously. Also if you land somewhere good you can bring over other people from that office (that you like). Make sure to let people know on Yelp reviews and glass door linked in how they treat their employees. Make sure to sterilize your workstations before leaving delete any scripts you have etc that only you use that make your job easier etc. But only after you have a new gig", "Just have everyone sandbag it super hard and watch those productivity numbers die. If they see a night/day difference between wfh and being in the office, there's a chance they let you go back", "Just get another job. There is a massive worker demand issue right now across the board.", "Just find another job. \nPlenty in IT.\nJust don’t be upset about craving a WFH slackathon with your wife.", "Just do less work and be less productive \n\nIf you can secretly ask your co workers to do the same", "I’m going to assume you **CAN’T**?\n\nAs a regular worker w/o decision-making authority, they’re under no obligation to listen to your ideas whether or not it’s a good one or not.\n\nUnless your job contract stipulated you WFH, you work under their terms and WFH was always an option not a legal mandate.\n\nYou’re asking how to convince them of something “you’d rather”. They’ve already decided and it’s the decision “they’d rather”. I suggest getting out while you can still get a good reference vs pushing the issue in a somewhat hopeless situation. You’ve already proven you can do that BUT you risked and made the wrong choice.", "Its hard to find good IT people, so it should be pretty easy for all of you to find other jobs. Then they will be fucked.", "I think there are many employers who saw a lot of positive aspects to having employees work from home and talked about continuing it indefinitely because it was a better productivity model. Unfortunately, when it came right down to it, they want to go back to pre-pandemic work environments to make sure they have control of the employees.\n\nWhile I don't have any advice for you about how to get them to change their minds, at least 4 days per week is better than 5 days per week. The people I work with were hoping to return to work only 4 days a week but have been told that we will have to return 5 days a week.", "How is your company's attendance policy? Make sure that you have to call out for things that don't take much time to take care of your pregnant wife (you might not have to try!) Things that could be done in a few minutes if WFH, but tank productivity when you have to clock out to go home. Your bosses will find it very awkward to fire you for taking care of your pregnant wife. Not saying they won't do it, but they might let you WFH instead, at least for a few months. (Long enough to get a new job.)", "Go to the office without showering for a month. Add farts and burps. Act offended when confronted as if this is a medical condition. Suggest working from home instead.", "First day back cut the internet cables. They will replace them but they will know that it was done purposely. I feel for you. I was looking for a new job but my wife was pregnant and couldn’t have any lapse in healthcare.", "Bro I thought you said you and your boss were doing IT (fucking) until the rest of the sentence made no sense", "Ban together and threaten to quit. depending on where you are the delta variant is making Comeback.", "Back together and threaten to quit depending on where you are the delta variant is making Comeback.", "Back together and threaten to quit depending on where you are the delta variant is making Comeback.", "Anyone with experience in management wanna explain why this is so common? It seems like the wrong choice without question.", ">How do I help them understand that they would rather have us working remotely WITHOUT getting caught? \n\nReach out to the company that offered you the higher paying job that you declined, and ask if they changed their stance on WFH by now. If not, find something else. Job market for IT is heating up.\n\nThen quit your old job.\n\nYou could also get together with other employees and say that you'll all walk out unless this is reversed, but that's not \"without getting caught\".\n\nNeither of these are unethical obviously.", "r/UnethicalLifeProTips isn't the right place for this because your boss is the only one doing something unethical. Individual workers have almost no bargaining power but if your coworkers feel the same way you should organize and form a Union to get collective bargaining power.", "You could unite with the other reps and lower productivity while working in the office. They’ll see that you’re performing better at home and will eventually move you back. Still perform though so you don’t get fired just not as much", "I feel like people are giving you really dumb advice. You’re not looking for advice, you’re looking for unethical life pro tips.", "Sounds like you missed an opportunity and want other people to pay for your mistake. Be more responsible lmao", "Dude it's your own fault for not taking the other job. Your boss can do as he sees fit and as needs change the direction of the company may to. There is nothing shady at all.... Don't teach this crap to your kid either.", "Your mad because u have to go back to work?? While ur at it just demand to only work 2 days a week and demand a 100% raise!! SMH.....", "Lol suck it up and go back to work and quit your bitching. You have a job. If you don't like it, quit and find another one." ]

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[ "If I scuffed someone’s car, left a note with my first name and phone number, but refuse to follow up with my insurance info and ID, do they have enough info to pursue legal action against me? ", "If I scuffed someone’s car, left a note with my first name and phone number, but refuse to follow up with my insurance info and ID, do they have enough info to pursue legal action against me? ", "If I scuffed someone’s car, left a note with my first name and phone number, but refuse to follow up with my insurance info and ID, do they have enough info to pursue legal action against me? ", "If I scuffed someone’s car, left a note with my first name and phone number, but refuse to follow up with my insurance info and ID, do they have enough info to pursue legal action against me? " ]

[ "Communicate with your insurance and not her. Provide your photos and a diagram of how the accident occurred. Follow up until it’s resolved. Don’t worry about the driver. That’s her problem.", "Why wouldn't you initially reply? \"Not sure who you're looking for but they gave you a fake name and number\"", "Was it wet or dirty when you took your photos? It can genuinely hide a LOT.\n\nYou can scratch up car paint with 80grit sandpaper, spray some fluid on it and have it be nearly perfectly hidden. Same for dents.\n\nThat said, if you have proof that it's not your doing, then share it with your insurance and let them deal with it.", "No doubt there are a lot of CCTV cameras there, and one may have gotten your license plate number." ]

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[ "Plug & Play Bitcoin Miner I currently work in a hotel, where the technical ability of all employees is pretty low. Therefore I was hoping to find a way to make a plug and play bitcoin miner using a asci miner, a raspberry pi, a Wi-Fi connection, and a plug socket in a cupboard somewhere; where it would all be ignored because people don't know what it is. \nIs this possible?", "Plug & Play Bitcoin Miner I currently work in a hotel, where the technical ability of all employees is pretty low. Therefore I was hoping to find a way to make a plug and play bitcoin miner using a asci miner, a raspberry pi, a Wi-Fi connection, and a plug socket in a cupboard somewhere; where it would all be ignored because people don't know what it is. \nIs this possible?", "Plug & Play Bitcoin Miner I currently work in a hotel, where the technical ability of all employees is pretty low. Therefore I was hoping to find a way to make a plug and play bitcoin miner using a asci miner, a raspberry pi, a Wi-Fi connection, and a plug socket in a cupboard somewhere; where it would all be ignored because people don't know what it is. \nIs this possible?", "Plug & Play Bitcoin Miner I currently work in a hotel, where the technical ability of all employees is pretty low. Therefore I was hoping to find a way to make a plug and play bitcoin miner using a asci miner, a raspberry pi, a Wi-Fi connection, and a plug socket in a cupboard somewhere; where it would all be ignored because people don't know what it is. \nIs this possible?", "Plug & Play Bitcoin Miner I currently work in a hotel, where the technical ability of all employees is pretty low. Therefore I was hoping to find a way to make a plug and play bitcoin miner using a asci miner, a raspberry pi, a Wi-Fi connection, and a plug socket in a cupboard somewhere; where it would all be ignored because people don't know what it is. \nIs this possible?" ]

[ "Hmm, depends on the firewall of the hotel. I dont know if the constant streaming of information would tax their systems, but theoretically its possible.", "Wouldn't it fluctuate between on peak and off peak time? And would it matter that much if it's running 24/7? It's not for a retirement fund, just wondering if it would be profitable after investing in the hardware", "do they sell these devices? If so... I want one. I know a perfectl place to use one. \n\nI know nothing about this stuff though.", "If you use a vpn you could probably get thru their firewall. After that, it's just setting up the miner in an area where they probably won't check, like some janitors closet they don't use or a basement.", "ASICs are hard to get and are expensive. You may need more than 1 machine for a decent return and the noise these things make are pretty loud." ]

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[ "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to ", "Apple store went through with a firmware update that wiped my entire hard drive when I specifically asked them not to " ]

[ "You can sue in small claims court for the cost of the data recovery service plus any other money losing that data cost you (or you could try to bill them at your normal hourly wage for a reasonable amount of time spent restoring it but that part may not work). \n\nYour argument is that them performing a service that you explicitly requested they not do AND they explicitly agreed not to constitutes gross negligence and they are therefore liable for your damages.\n\nOf course, that’s a stretch and depends on what you signed and suing large corporations varies in success. Sometimes they pay you off to avoid the hassle. Other times they spend ten times what you’re asking for on lawyers to crush you. I don’t know Apple’s MO on that one.\n\nDisclaimer: I’m not a lawyer but my girlfriend is and I learned all this from her pillow talk.\n\nAlternatively, try complaining to corporate and see if they’ll do anything to make it right first. Be nice and friendly and maybe they’ll pay for the data recovery service. If not, suing is really all that’s left.\n\nIn reality, you’re probably better off taking the L on this one but if you really want to fight it, that’s how.", "I know it’s too late this time around, but it’s not a bad idea to always have a backup when you drop your laptop off for service - anything could happen. If you don’t have a hard drive with you, you can buy one there, do a backup, then wipe and return the hard drive when you get your laptop back 😎 \n\nI’ve done this a couple times at Apple stores (when needing to get mine serviced while away from home), have never had any issues with the return", "I was a genius at an Apple Store and there’s no way for you to get compensated for this… in the authorization doc that you signed it states we’re not liable for your data loss and it’s up to you to back up your data… sorry", "OP: \"I specifically asked you to not be the terrible company you always are!\"\n\n'Genius': -Shrug/picks nose-", "> I didnt want to drop another 100 dollars just to buy a new hard drive for a one time backup.\n\nSorry to say, but there's your problem. You didn't care enough about your data to spend $100 on a backup disk. There's really no excuse - macs have a built-on backup system (Time Machine) which will do it automatically for you every few hours. Backups should not be one-offs.", "This happened to me. Thankfully 98% of my stuff could still be found on pornhub.", "so you weren't willing to spend 100 on another hard drive but you spent 400 on useless data recovery?", "You sign a waiver when you check in your computer for repairs.. They tell you emphatically that there’s a possibility you will lose your data when doing a repair. Former ‘Genius’ here. That being said… we had customers call corporate and make a stink and I believe a few of them did get some compensation. It did hsppen, but not often and not easily.", "They always do this, with phones too. I had discussions with them regarding this before and they would simply tell me they can't replace my screen and promise my phone won't be updated or replaced. It's in their terms you agree to when using their service. With phones they usually swap them for refurbished ones so you don't even get your own phone back when you send it in for a screen or battery replacement :/ \nThey really are a bunch of a-holes that don't care about your personal wishes.", "Were you doing work you rely on for money on this computer that you knew could not reliably retain data? \n\nIf not, what compensation do you want? How do you quantify it?\n\nIf so… That’s not a problem in itself, most of us have probably had to do that at some point. But even if you couldn’t afford the drive to back up to (which you could, since you spent the $400 on data recovery. That could get you 2x 2TB SSDs), then that means you need to register a few gmail accounts for free Google drive and Dropbox space and/or any number of the other free storage services to back up your shit. Hopefully at least 2x because redundant backups are what you do when you’re relying on reliable data retention to pay your rent. \n\nUpdating firmware is often a default part of services like this. I know you told em not to do it but c’mon. The fact that you knew you had to reeeally make it clear you didn’t want that meant you knew they’d probably do it.", "Not your keys, not your crypto.\n\n", "So lemme get this straight, you weren't willing to drop $100 on backup but you were willing to pay the $400 data recovery fee?\n\n📈👀📉😵‍💫😬", "Too late for this but you’re playing with fire not having a backup in general. If you have data that is valuable and you do not back it up, the loss is on you. \n\nBack. Up. Your. Data. \n\nWhatever apple did sucks, but back up your data.", "LPT: backup your data, and assume that any device you send off for repair will be wiped.", "I have been building computer since I was a kid. You should of had it backed up before it even went into the store. I’m sorry about what happened though. It sucks loosing data like that. Please go get a backup drive.", "This is all on u for not backing up ur data. If it’s really important it should be backed up twice!", "Small claims court worked for me when dealing with them failed. I successfully sued Google. You spend time on it but as long as you let the process play out and sounds like a good case you should win. Good luck", "Prior to laptop, phone, whatever-device leaving your hands, don't-care-with-whom: **BACK IT UP**\nDropbox, Google drive etc etc are all cheap and reliable.\nSorry this happened OP - but you did a dumb thing and this is on you.", "Ok. \n1. You weren’t willing to pay $100 to backup your data which tells me you don’t give a shit about your data. \n\n2. If you don’t give a shit about your data, then why should we?", "Just because it needs to be asked, are you sure they gave you back the correct laptop? \n\nShops tend not to do free work, so there's little reason they would have swapped the drive for free and done updates for free. There is a higher chance that during the process of changing the top case they gave you a refurbished laptop and your old one is perhaps sitting on a shelf mislabelled.\n\nHave you verified things like serial numbers or other identifiers?\n\n\nSome shops have been caught doing this intentionally for fast turnaround, though usually for returns, like if someone brings a laptop in and says a part is broken or they want to return it, they just grab a known good one off the shelf and give that to the customer and this way they can take their time troubleshooting or repairing the broken one. \n\n\nThe simplest answer is that they gave you back a different laptop.", "Dude, back up your hard drive. This is 100% on you. ANY service carries a rise of wiping your hard drive. Not owning a backup (cloud or physical) is insane.", "You literally signed a document saying you understood the chance that there would be a storage format on your device. Apple made this very clear to me for a screen repair I had done two weeks ago. Even the Apple Support app will tell you to backup your device before bringing it to the Genius Bar in preparation for your appointment.", "No, you signed a contract saying you had your data backed up. You shouldn’t ever submit any device for repair if it’s not backed up.", "Just FYI, trillion dollar companies and their contractors typically don’t personalize automated / structured systems for individuals. It’s like asking the cafeteria at Costco to make a batch of kabob for you.", "If the store followed normal policy the customer agreed to a specific data waiver BEFORE any kind of diagnostics were run or troubleshooting was performed, AND signed documentation for the work authorization stating Apple is not liable for any lost data. So not sure you have a fight here at all, but I am not a lawyer. Also the top case has nothing to do with your firmware so even getting the old one back wouldn’t help you. \n\nIf it was a firmware update for your hard drive you probably have a 2017 13” MacBook Pro, and the firmware update only affects the drive itself. If the update is not performed it can cause random loss of data. You should always have a backup prior to any kind of repair, and in this case should own your fuckup because your data wasn’t worth the cost of a hard drive to yourself.", "Even if you specifically requested that the harddrive not be erased, there is always a chance of data loss while a computer is being serviced, firmware / software update or not.\n\nYou should have been told that a harddrive erase could be possible upfront, even just for the top case replacement. You sign a release to authorize the work which grants them permission to move forward, and limit their liability.\n\nIt would be highly highly unusual for them NOT to tell you that data loss is always possible during service, and that you were agreeing to that possibility when signing. The fact that they probably have your signature on record limits their liability in this case. It’s purely your word vs. theirs, if you try to claim that they really didn’t make this clear to you before you signed. It would be difficult to win in court.\n\nI’m a bit skeptical of your memory of events on the day. Apple would have said quite clearly to you that it’s always a possibility, and ask if you have a backup before proceeding. If they misled you into thinking your data would be 100% guaranteed to be safe, then you may have a case. But that’s very hard to prove. Do you have witnesses to corroborate your version of events?", "Depending on the size of your storage, you can get an equivalent [USB key](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0842P5GG5) and use Time Machine on it.\n\nApple repairs often replace the entire motherboard, including the SSD. Even if they don't erase your data, it'll just end up in a recycling factory or something.", "Cruise by your LOCAL NEWS STATION\n\n\nDRUM UP STORY OF LOST PICTURES OF GRANDMA THAT YOULL NEVER GET BACK\n\n\nwhoa caps :) \nMy cousin did this with like News12 I think in Manhattan and basically when the news van arrived at the “store” (for all my aged well like whiskey folks) RadioShack had a no matter what no refunds on certain items. I’m sure \nsomeone can hit me with some intel but\n\nNews12van arrives \n\nFast forward three hours and a state supervisor driving down from DOVER NJ TO MANHATTAN to authorize... - cousin gets FULL refund on that GATEWAYPC and a SamGoody GiftCard…for the hassle.. hahaha love the tread :) \n\n\nIf I have written direction Not to wipe my device and they go ahead and do it for a “Firmware update!”\n\nI’d be physically starting to break things BUT WITH CLASS\n\n\nDM ME FOR DETS :)", "Apple *always* tell you to make a full backup of your data before you take your device into them. This is on you for not having a backup strategy.", "A year ago, I dropped my MacBook off at Apple to have them replace the keyboard because some of the keys weren’t working as expected. When I got it back it seemed like they had wiped my entire computer, but I’m reality, they replaced my hard drive without my knowledge. Thankfully I always have a back up. Apple claimed that they weren’t liable and that when I gave them my computer, what ever they deemed needed to be done to the computer for it to be functioning at its best, they have the right to do without the end users permission. Apple is insane sometimes and what they did is definitely illegal but I didn’t have the energy to fight them. Not me buying a brand new MacBook Pro 3 months later…", "On-site, on site media type B, off-site/remote \nNever less than that for anything you can’t live without. Without that system consider your data disposable.", "It’s pretty much in their terms of service, and there’s nothing you can do, even though you asked. Your data, your responsibility, no matter how shitty it is, when you asked them not to", "Idk what year laptop you have but they probably didn't replace your hard drive, especially if it's much newer. If they formatted and reinstalled, especially if you had file vaul on (apples encryption), data recovery isn't going to return anything and the data recovery guys probably shouldn't have known that and told you. \n\nSome one there fucked up. An apple update to the os shouldn't wipe your data. Maybe a firmware update to the logic board could result in that, It really shouldn't as os updates usually apply any needed firmware updates and keep your data intact.\n\n But if they knew that it was going to be wiped and you didn't approve it or confirm you have backups they shouldn't have done anything that would be destructive of your data unless you signed something that says they can wipe your hd/factory reset your pc for diagnostic purposes which leads me to my next point.\n\nUnless you're taking your pc into a third party repair shop with the express instructions/service order that you want your data backed up (as a paid service) before any other work is done... If you're sending any device to an authorized repair (By the manufacturer) or just going to the manufacturer directly, alway always backup your data first, they almost always factory reset the device for test and diagnostic purposes.", "Can OP please post a copy of the work authorization that they got by email / paper when their stuff was booked in by the person in store? \n\nBeing that it is a copy of the employees notes it would let us all see exactly what was “agreed” by the Apple employee. \n\n*", "Same here. Lost lots of pictures from a meaningful vacation. Lesson learned :(", "We need Federal Right to Repair legislation to stop \"tech-tyranny\" like this. John Deere is crushing the agricultural industry by making it impossible to replace parts on farm equipment. Apple is the worst. And now it appears the auto industry may be heading that way. The 21st Century equivalent of \"planned obsolescence.\"" ]

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[ "Things I can do in the background of someone's tiktok to get their account banned? I recently had a really nice local hike ruined because it's full of people filming tiktoks. What was a nice quiet walk through the woods is now flooded with people talking obnoxiously loud to thier phones. Is there anything I could yell or do in the background of thier shots that would get thier accounts banned?", "Things I can do in the background of someone's tiktok to get their account banned? I recently had a really nice local hike ruined because it's full of people filming tiktoks. What was a nice quiet walk through the woods is now flooded with people talking obnoxiously loud to thier phones. Is there anything I could yell or do in the background of thier shots that would get thier accounts banned?" ]

[ "Become one of those insufferably annoying assholes that walk around on trails blasting a Bluetooth speaker - but play songs from recent Disney hit movies. Disney has bots and algorithms that scan YouTube and all the major social media videos and send cease-and-desist orders / take down orders for copyright infringement for videos that have Disney music in them. \n\nIf you search news articles, you can see videos of shady cops playing Disney music or similarly protected songs when the public starts to record their shady shit, so that they won’t be exposed online.\n\nhttps://www.google.com/search?q=police+disney+music", "Attach adult toys of all shapes and sizes onto your backpack?\n\n" ]

[ 6, 3 ]

[ "Landlord from hell- How can I sabotage a house before I move out (no deposit will be lost) ", "Landlord from hell- How can I sabotage a house before I move out (no deposit will be lost) ", "Landlord from hell- How can I sabotage a house before I move out (no deposit will be lost) ", "Landlord from hell- How can I sabotage a house before I move out (no deposit will be lost) ", "Landlord from hell- How can I sabotage a house before I move out (no deposit will be lost) ", "Landlord from hell- How can I sabotage a house before I move out (no deposit will be lost) ", "Landlord from hell- How can I sabotage a house before I move out (no deposit will be lost) ", "Landlord from hell- How can I sabotage a house before I move out (no deposit will be lost) ", "Landlord from hell- How can I sabotage a house before I move out (no deposit will be lost) ", "Landlord from hell- How can I sabotage a house before I move out (no deposit will be lost) ", "Landlord from hell- How can I sabotage a house before I move out (no deposit will be lost) ", "Landlord from hell- How can I sabotage a house before I move out (no deposit will be lost) ", "Landlord from hell- How can I sabotage a house before I move out (no deposit will be lost) ", "Landlord from hell- How can I sabotage a house before I move out (no deposit will be lost) ", "Landlord from hell- How can I sabotage a house before I move out (no deposit will be lost) ", "Landlord from hell- How can I sabotage a house before I move out (no deposit will be lost) ", "Landlord from hell- How can I sabotage a house before I move out (no deposit will be lost) " ]

[ "Give yourself diarrhea, shit in a bucket, and use a paintbrush to paint it on the undersides of doors, drawers, furniture, and the backs of doorknobs. Hide a capped gallon of milk in a warm place. And if she's denying you water, might as well drill some holes in those useless pipes. For a sequel, add some 2-part epoxy to the drain. And last but certainly not least... You and your roommates leave an upper-decker, no water in the tank.\n", "If there are zinc coated plumbing pipes you can cover them in something absorbent and put muriatic acid on them causing them to rust really fast.\n\nIf you buy rockwoll (it's for hydroponic gardening) put that in the sinks and then put muriatic acid on it it will dissolve and go down the drain but it will harden as the acid reacts with the pipes trashing the plumbing.\n\nHave you considered buying biohazard bags and leaving rotting food in them.\n\nMove out early and tell some local crack heads and street hookers the door is open and they can do whatever they want in your place.", "Get a bunch of feeder crickets and cricket larvae and put them into the vents. Or feeder mice/rats would work.", "A list of things I’ve seen in this (and other) comment threads \n\nPurchase feeder insects from a pet store and release them in the house\n\nTake some hard boiled eggs and hide them in the air vents\n\nTake steel wool and scratch up every painted surface\n\nSprinkle some itching powder on the carpet (if any)\n\nSpray Liquid Ass on every fabric surface\n\nPour water on all of the wood surface\n\nDampen a towel and lay it over the floors", "Best thing to do about this is posting your evidences on Facebook and other social media, tell your Vietnamese friends to share your post in their language too. Nothing is better than exposing your landlord’s dirty scams and void them the chance to get other tenants.\n\nI would not recommend salvaging the place, think about the next tenant that moves in after you. What you’re about to do will affect them much more than the one who deserves it.", "Cement in the drain pipes. Since they shut off the water they likely won't have the water on when you leave so hopefully you get in the air before they notice.", "Black mold.\n\nMake it so Black mold takes place in the house. She will have to spend lots of cash", "Turn off your breakers, and then put wires in the plugs to short circuit. When they turn them back on it will cause issues and possibly fires. You could also do this with a broken light bulb and flammable item.", "Toothpicks and cyanocrilate glue in the keyhole.\n\nThis glue and toothpicks into electric sockets.\n\nScrew a bulb into socket firmly and break the glass.\n\nFish shrimp and humidity, remove light switchs and put this gift on many.\n\nDents paint and broken toilet stuff.", "Take down your curtain rods, remove the ends, stuff with tuna, replace the ends, hang them back up.", "I mean, nothing as crazy as lice rodents or feces, but you could hide hardboiled eggs in the vents. Give one a good chuck in a vent if you can. Make it super hard to get out. The smell won't kick in until after you're gone and things still appear to be all good.\n\nEasy. Effective. Not easy to press charges for.", "I agree with the people saying wren the plumbing and it sounds like you have the bad smells covered. I just wanted to say good job for standing up to that horrible lady and make sure there’s no way for her or especially her husband to get back at you afterwards since he may have resources to find if you’re simply moving or relocating within the country.", "No water? The last couple of days shit in the toilet without flushing, pour left over soup in the sink and key it dry", "Move on. Don’t waste your energy. Don’t create negative vibrations in your life.", "Hide shrimp in the curtain rods. Absolute last place someone would check for a smelly smell.", "Fray the electrical wires, maybe drill into them if they win a wall, make sure the connections still work so it's not noticeable, later it'll cause short circuits and maybe even a fire.", "As the landlady's husband is a cop and you are not leaving the country, definitely a bad idea to do any of the serious and/or non-deniable brilliant suggestions people have given. Going to Vietnamese jail is not worth it.\n\nSo, what you could get away with: leave early, leave it unlocked. Leave a massive pile of alcohol, and the sort of food that gives you the shits. \n\nWrite your landlady a letter saying you're leaving early, e.g. on Friday afternoon. Take a photo of the letter as evidence you sent it. Don't send it. Possibly even take a photo of it in your hand and half in her mail box (at a time of day you can claim you didn't want to disturb her at) then pull out and burn it.\n\nThen on Friday morning, fill the house with few days worth of booze and junk food for 30+ people, particularly making sure you have sugar-free sweets full of xylitol or sorbitol, fat-free foods with olestra, lots of cheese, lots of sugary treats, unpasteurised beer, fried food, spicy food too but that one is probably less likely to work on locals in Vietnam than the other options. But put it in big containers, like kegs for the beer and huge bowls of food. Things that make it a pain in the arse to take away, like someone could carry the curry but nothing else so why would they.\n\nThen find a way to let a 25+ people know you're having a leaving party - it's free booze and beds and food time - all at the same time, so they self-police and actually stay. Preferably local homeless and/or hookers and/or junkies know it's vacant and full of booze and food. Failing that, let the local teenagers know. Do not be there once 15 guests are.\n\nLeave when you said you would, but be sure to take photos of the pristine state of the place at that time, before the 'guests' arrive. Then force the locks, so it looks like they broke in once you were gone. If you can, take a photo of yourself putting the keys through her letter box.\n\nYour 'guests' will trash the place. They will shit an piss and there is no water. They will vomit. If you're lucky, some will stay for days or weeks and steal all the furniture and fittings. Possibly there will be blood and jizz on the beds, if they even remain. Maybe someone will die in there.\n\nIf the law ever catches up with you, you can deny everything." ]

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[ "If you're going to constantly lie to people, keep a very subtle journal about the facts and details of your lies. That way you don't contradict yourself down the road with a lie you forgot you told. ", "If you're going to constantly lie to people, keep a very subtle journal about the facts and details of your lies. That way you don't contradict yourself down the road with a lie you forgot you told. " ]

[ "Dear Journal, Today i lied to Brandon about not seeing his cat; in truth i crammed it into my garbage disposal and turned it on.\n\n​\n\nDear Journal, me again; today Brandon found my journal so he met the same fate as my cat. When the police showed up i told them i hadn't seen Brandon\n\n​\n\nDear Journal, probably last time i'm going to write: The cops got a search warrant and i only have this one shotgun shell left. Maybe you were not such a good idea \\*Cocks shotgun and blows brains out\\*", "Who are you... Robert Redford in Spy Games schooling new recruit Brad Pitt?" ]

[ 7, 2 ]

[ "Could you get free trails for the rest of time if you keep getting new pre-paid debit cards and emails? ", "Could you get free trails for the rest of time if you keep getting new pre-paid debit cards and emails? ", "Could you get free trails for the rest of time if you keep getting new pre-paid debit cards and emails? ", "Could you get free trails for the rest of time if you keep getting new pre-paid debit cards and emails? " ]

[ "No, the soonest a credible theory posits the end of time is between 2.8 and 5 billion years from now [(Source 1) ](https://www.newscientist.com/article/2078851-when-will-the-universe-end-not-for-at-least-2-8-billion-years/); [(Source 2) ](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/10/101027-science-space-universe-end-of-time-multiverse-inflation/). Many theories wouldn't see time end for tens or hundreds of billions of years, even trillions.\n\nIt is almost certain prepaid debit cards will not exist at that time.", "I work in a tech company and we have fraud preventing algorithms that keep track of your devices, networks, etc., and many companies are strengthening their fraud detection.\n\nBut for now go wild and sign up for the most free trials you can get!", "Man I hate prepaid gift cards because they have a purchase fee. No other gift cards do.", "Most hiking trails are free to the public while being for with tax dollars. You may need to pay a fee to get into a national park however." ]

[ 19, 7, 2, 1 ]

[ "How can I cancel my appointment without being banned from the orthodontist? ", "How can I cancel my appointment without being banned from the orthodontist? ", "How can I cancel my appointment without being banned from the orthodontist? ", "How can I cancel my appointment without being banned from the orthodontist? ", "How can I cancel my appointment without being banned from the orthodontist? ", "How can I cancel my appointment without being banned from the orthodontist? ", "How can I cancel my appointment without being banned from the orthodontist? ", "How can I cancel my appointment without being banned from the orthodontist? " ]

[ "Tell them you were exposed to covid and you have to reschedule in 2 weeks. Just don't call back.", "Covid exposure in the family (positive family member that lives with you) and you developed a sore throat. Your work told you to stay home for two weeks. Tell them you don’t think it’s Covid because the Covid-positive person’s bedroom is on the other side of the house and you don’t spend much time with them, and if you can still come in for the appointment. \n\nIt will sound like you don’t want to cancel, and they are going to be the the ones cancelling on you (they will cancel on you for sure with this story). Sound bummed. When they want to schedule a new date, say you want to see how this plays out first.", "Just tell them you had an insurance lap and can't afford the appointment.\n\n\nPlaces are pretty understanding about that", "Info: how did you just find out about an appointment that your insurance won’t cover?", "Tell them a close Family member died yesterday and you need time to cope?", "Tell em you've been exposed to covid. \n\nOptionally, a day, maybe just 5-6 hours before you have your next appointment, practice black metal screams with incorrect technique just a little bit enough to make your throat tickle to make it swollen, to make you story more believable that you indeed had covid (lots of coughing).", "Call immediate and tell them you have diarrhea and it’s safest for everyone that you remain at home", "Call and say you got violently I'll night before....vomiting, diarrhea, fainting...and think it best you not show up. They'll reschedule not wanting you to infect entire office. A sudden death in the family worked for me too with no repercussions." ]

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[ "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? 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", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? ", "How can I make my backyard smell terrible so my loud neighbors don't want to sit out there talking and watching TV all night? 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[ "Go get the refill packs for Rescue fly traps. Mix with water. Apply liberally. Profit.\n\n", "Spray small, discrete objects with liquid ass and toss them into their yard. You can't get in trouble with the town for creating an unclean environment and, for all they know, it was the local ne'er-do-wells that done did it.", "Hi, I used to work for a garden supply store so I can tell you a thing or two about common gardening supplies that smell bad:\n\nNeem oil - commonly used in gardening to control pest, the stuff smells AWFUL. Sulfur is also commonly used in gardening as a soil amendment, smells like rotten eggs. Fish Emulsion is a commonly used fertilizer, smells awful. Chicken and cow manure are also commonly used in gardening and smell pretty bad. I believe that you can also buy apex predator urine that is used as a deterrent for deer and I have heard that those smell absolutely *horrendous*, particularly fox urine. A couple of these in combination should work nicely. Have fun.", "If you don’t go out much, just have some stagnant water for your very own mosquito farm!\nThey just need human blood and it sounds like your neighbors have volunteered.", "Great suggestions all around, but heads up. You're going to deal with the smell as well in practically all cases, so be cautious.", "I used to live next to the absolute worst neighbors from Hell. They would constantly do anything and everything to annoy us any way possible. \n\nWe used to have a small fire pit in the back yard the three of us would sit around occasionally. \n\nDick head installed what had to have been about a 5,000 watt light bulb on the back side of his house, it was like looking at the sun. Every time we tried to sit out there at night, he would flip the light on.", "Go to your local outfitter/hunting store and get a bottle of deer musk. This stuff also does wonders in cars on a hot day with the windows rolled up.", "Guano fertilizer or fish based fertilizer. Win win, stink them out and nourish your yard", "Rotting fish is pretty bad, doller store canned fish would work but fresh would go bad faster. If you blend a potato with water till smooth then let ferment in a container for awhile itll rot and smell rather foul whenever you open your container so could be timed for parties but needs prep time. Road kill will stink like death for a few days, once the smell of death gets in your nose it sticks.", "Run a Hz generator over a loudspeaker near the fence and start near 20k hz and work your way down until it bothers them.", "Buy yourself some shell on shrimp. Peel the shells and put them in a paper bag near the fence line. Eat the shrimp.", "Can you handle no seep for a while? Wake up at like 6am and start mowing/leaf blowing your yard. \nThen compromise with the neighbors for appropriate noise hours", "See if you can find some surstromming. It's a canned fish from Sweden and it is ungodly stinky.", "Just take a dump every time he's there. \n\nFresh human shit smells really bad. \n\nThe whiff lasts only for that much but when it hits, it fucking hits like Mike Tyson.", "Plant a giant rafflesia. Might get a couple people report you thinking you have a dead body in your backyard.\n\nAlso a good cover story if you have a dead body in your backyard.", "Get a universal TV remote and point it at their TV from your window. Then at random intervals start changing the channels, turn off the TV, increase or decrease the volume... it will drive them mad.", "There is a fire ant Poison that you sprinkle on the ground that smells like death, it’s pretty cheap and lasts a long time", "Sounds like you need to lawyer up. I know you want to get even but creating a nuisance to fight a nuisance is only going to backfire on you. All They have to do is complain and judging by the way they act, they will do it. Then your up a bigger shit creek. Work with a lawyer to build a case to present to the city.", "If I was out in my backyard trying to enjoy some time with friends and the next-door neighbor turned on a religious program complete with occasional music, I would definitely move my party back inside. And so that you do not make them mad, and make them try to retaliate by putting sugar in your gas tank or whatever, you are going to want to make it seem kind of believable, so I would try to convert them, sent off for some pamphlets! Have fun with this! Good luck!", "Commercial fly traps. Fill them with water and put them near your fence line. They smelling like rotting flesh. You can have plausible deniability as well", "Can you have livestock? Chickens and the like are loud, annoying and potentially stinky. Just build a small pen that can't be fucked with and let them make a ton of noise and stink. \n\nOr just compost and/or Liquid Ass. 🤷‍♂️", "Throw a handful of wild grass seeds over their fence everyday, and watch the jungle", "Piss bucket. Keep peeing in a bucket level it by the fence. God awful smell", "You could do add stinging nettles to a big container of water and let it rot, it’s a good fertilizer and helps with some kinds of insect infestation, plus it’s not toxic and stinks like hell", "Oysters shells smell absolutely putrid for many days and the smell gets worse by the weeks especially on summer", "I didn't read all the answers, so I apologize if this has already been suggested.\n\nCoyote urine\n\nYes, you can buy this in some garden centers. The real use, is to put it in plants to keep deer from eating them. Problem is, it keeps you from enjoying the sweet smell of your flowers, lol!\n\nI'm not sure how long it lasts. But you could follow it up by fertilizing your plants with manure.", "Get a compost bin (or bins) and place them right next to their fence line.", "Not smelling but if you put out a bunch of water dishes ever where for mosquitoes to breed they'll be getting bite so much they'll go inside.", "Make your back yard a mosquito haven, sitting water and coverage from the sun", "Just beans dude. Empty a couple cans of beans in some cheap trash cans by the fence, they’ll get fuzzy in a couple days then they’ll start to reek. Throw in some cheap sardines and it’ll get ripe. Add water to elevate the concoction to toxic once it gets nasty", "If you have anyone who has a Ginkgo tree nearby gather as many berries as you can and just leave them in a basket by the fence or throw them in their yard. they are repulsive.", "If you have a grass lawn bag it when you mow and make a big pile of the clippings next to their side of the fence, after a few days it starts breaking down and smells pretty bad", "If they are up late at night, then they are sleeping during the day when noise is allowed...", "I would be miserable if somebody used a shop fan to blow fiberglass dust all over my property.", "I will go to the farm and ask the farmer for the most terrible smelling fertilizer. Trust me, the smell might also backfire on you", "I used to open our large windows and F my GF several times a day in weird positions while occasionally staring at them.\n\nI miss my libido, getting old sucks.", "I actually got a 2 in 1 for ya.\n\nIf you dont like roaches or want roaches try Orthene packets theyre for outside roach killing. It smells BAD", "Grow stinkhorn mushrooms along the fenceline. Smells like dead dog shit AND attracts a fuckton of flies and wasps/hornets.\n\nI found some in a client's garden and got them to multiply in my garden. Really useful stuff against enemies, can use it many ways.", "Grind up ghost pepper and get it into the air. In front of a fan in their direction or with an aerosol delivery method or slingshot loosely packed loads above them. Of course you'd need to wear a mask/gloves/goggles.", "Get a dog. Let it shit all over your garden. Source: my neighbour has a dog.", "Deer spray. It is real. It smells worse than death. I want to see a video after you spray it. Please.", "Buy carton of eggs. Put eggs in sun for a few days. Egg neighbors house.\n\n", "You know that with all these great suggestions we are gonna need an update from you!", "You can spray your lawn with fish fertilizer(I forget what the fermented guts are called). It smells horrible, but you probably won’t want your kids or dog going outside in it… you can also place a high pitch noise emitter outside and pointing in their direction. If the cops won’t go to your neighborhood I’m guessing you have a HOA? Have you tried contacting them? \n\n", "You can buy various bottled animal urines on Amazon, most of them absolutely stink. They're intended to keep the various animals away from your yard, but they'll work on humans as well!", "With some basic supplies (shovel, bricks, mortar), you can build a nice semi-traditional tandoori oven. You can use those for multi-hour cooks with very spicy meats which create a constant smoke and mad fun indian food smell. Meat smoking of all kinds could be viable, spiced artisinal breads, or minor ceramics. Just remember that they take hours to get up to heat, so it'll start early in the morning and go all day.\n\nNow, if someone were doing this in a modern environment you'd want to consider the airflow and smoke prouced. They make fans that are powered by the heat of the oven so, hey, you could make a chimney that blasts that smell well away from your domicile.", "Weed kinda smells like skunk so you could grow a ton of weed and they'd always think they'd have a skunk outside", "Very easy. We played this game all the time as country boys playing pranks. Whole fish is probably the worst we've found. Not a filet of salmon bought in the market. A whole fish. Second is rotten night crawlers used for fishing. Third is steer manure. In warm weather these make liquid ass look like child's play.", "Try cooking dry fish , it removes 99% of human civilization from the place it's being cooked.", "They sound like the type where a smell wouldn’t bother them, sadly. It’s def worth a try. But I’d set up motion detectors, every time someone gets up, the lights will come on. You’d just have to see your local laws about how to point them. \n\nI’d also set up a loud speaker during the day and play the arse out of Baby Shark. Literally non-stop. Just go in your house and about your day. \n\nWhile I think your neighbours should be the ones adjusting their shitty behaviour, in the meantime, sound proofing the room will help. I’ve set up my room with a sound machine, and two layers of sound proofing curtains. I don’t hear a thing.", "There's a fly trap bait thing that's the worst thing I've ever smelled in my life.", "The cheapest, easiest thing you can do is buy a bunch of eggs, let them rot and then put them all along the property line. It’ll make your neighbors sit somewhere else and/or cause a bunch of animals like raccoons and such to show up.", "Set up a humidifier near the fence but fill it will liquid ass instead of water.", "Raise 5 ducks in the yard, it wont take long to ruin everything, and you can pretend you didnt know it would be so bad", "Outside of the standard liquid ass, you could leave pools of standing water in buckets or other objects near the property line. This attracts mosquitos that will breed and multiply.", "Not sure if it's the same in the states but you can buy lion shit and/or piss from the zoo's here in the UK.", "My uncle hated his neighbor. He had 5 gallon buckets with fish in them buried around the border of the fence that he would uncover when his neighbors had cookouts.", "My neighbor got us off our deck by spraying his tomatoes with deer repellent. It smells super gross. He didn't mean to clear the deck... but it was effective!", "Learn how to fish and clean said fish. Do the cleaning the day after garbage pick-up on a hot week.\n\nAlso, try to not be there during that time, if you want to stomach said fish. Which is the least you could do for them.\n\nI made that mistake once while cleaning coolers full of bluegill, and we learned how many feral cats lived in my town of 800.\n\nAs it turned out they damn near outnumbered people. I was not about to win a popularity contest around there. But at least the county started to do something about the feral cat population.", "Keep in mind OP that many of the tips I've read here are not really easy to remove. So unless you never use your backyard, try to use something that can be easily washed/disposed of.", "Just find a dead animal and lay it down there, nothing compares to a decomposing corpse", "If you can’t get your hands on the liquid ass, just some manure compost will work.", "I heard that letting nettles soak in water was a good way to get some free nutrients for my plants. So I put a load in a bucket and put a stone on top to keep them submerged. After a week or so my god they smelt bad, like decaying body bad. Maybe have a bucket of them fall over near the fence some night.", "Go get a can of Surströmming and open it near the fence line…\n\nAlso have you tried just calmly talking to them?", "Get predator bait from local hunting store and let it sit in the sun for a while", "Get Black Flag disposable fly traps from Lowes and hang them on the fence between your properties.. they stink to attract flies!", "From the posts, Liquid Ass has many inventive applications. Light pollution can also be quite annoying. Especially while people are doubled over or running for the hills.", "Fox urine. I promise you if any of it is near where they sit, they will never go out there again", "Fox urine!!! I heard it smells horrible and people use it to keep rabbits off their lawn", "Fly bait bags that you add water to. Cheap and they'll think a skunk sprayed the area", "Fill a peanut butter jar with smoked oysters and a few eggs, spraypaint it black, let it sit in the sun for a week, put it in the corner of your yard closest to them, and shoot a hole in it with a pellet gun.\n\nNot only will it stink like a mother, it'll attract every raccoon within three square miles!", "Dynamic lifter. Smells horrendous, AND improves your garden! Plus, they can't really say you did it on purpose... It's just fertiliser", "Deer urine from wal-mart. Did this with a roommate whose malodor made everyone else in the house unable to stay in common areas. Dude cleaned his room when he got home from work and it never smelled bad again.", "Chicken shit...Last year in Sweden due to covid they cancelled a yearly student tradition where almost all the students meet up in the city park very early in the morning and proceed to get absolutely wasted throughout the day. The Major, knowing full well that the students would ignore any warnings or orders to not meet up in huge groups on that day, ordered the whole park to be sprinkled with chicken \"fertilizer\". On the morning I saw so many students prepared to party pack up and completely disgusted by the smell.", "Buy some Swedish \"surströmming\", like in this video:\nhttps://youtu.be/vfiGmcQFiDY\nIt is considered as food", "Buy durian, leave the husks open.\nAssuming OP is in America, it would be highly effective as a deterrent.", "Burn avocado wood I'd you have access to it. It's really smokey, and smells like burning tires.", "As others have told you by now, liquid ass is the answer. Buy the largest bottle you can, put it in a squirt gun and spray as much of their yard as you can with it. Without getting caught of course.", "A few low volume fans, just to assure that the wind is blowing in their direction. Would the other neighbors be willing co-conspirators? Having the odors waft from 3 directions seems like it would be total annihilation..", "A 20 kilo drum full of blood and bone fertalizer.Just peel the lid off quietly should keep the neighbours quite", "You can buy military grade scents online. Decomposing corpse is one particularly nasty one. (I will not link it for liability reasons)", "Ice cream truck stink bombs. https://www.amazon.com/Loftus-LF0014-Stink-Bombs-Pack/dp/B000OFSGZM. Just toss them on their roof. They will never know\n\nOr…. Find a way to use their bathroom and leave an upper decker ( shit in the tank of toilet) it will be days before they figure anything out", "Honestly, if you live near water just go fishing and catch as many fish as possible, big or small doesn't matter, then just leave them back there, the worst is a stingray because it rots unbelievably slowly.", "Anybody here remember the days of the Stinky Meat Project? Guy left a plate of raw meat hidden in his back yard and would post daily update photos of it along with the reactions of his neighbors.", "Mind your own business lol. Play some brown noise. You tried talking to them?", "asking them to be a little more considerate instead of calling the cops and making your neighborhood smell like shit is out of the question?" ]

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[ "How can I stop my neighbor’s aggressive dogs from barking non-stop and away from my fence? ", "How can I stop my neighbor’s aggressive dogs from barking non-stop and away from my fence? ", "How can I stop my neighbor’s aggressive dogs from barking non-stop and away from my fence? ", "How can I stop my neighbor’s aggressive dogs from barking non-stop and away from my fence? ", "How can I stop my neighbor’s aggressive dogs from barking non-stop and away from my fence? ", "How can I stop my neighbor’s aggressive dogs from barking non-stop and away from my fence? ", "How can I stop my neighbor’s aggressive dogs from barking non-stop and away from my fence? ", "How can I stop my neighbor’s aggressive dogs from barking non-stop and away from my fence? ", "How can I stop my neighbor’s aggressive dogs from barking non-stop and away from my fence? " ]

[ "The noise machines definitely work, my girlfriends family uses them. Importantly, though, you need to train the dogs. That means for the first few weeks at least blowing the horn as loudly and consistently as possible immediately after they start barking. Establish that they'll suffer for barking.", "Soak the cracks in the fence with the hottest pepper flakes you can find. Or just throw handfuls of ground pepper into their noses as they bark at you. If it's not on camera it didn't happen.", "Marine Air Horn. Gives you the alpha bark in the neighborhood. Dont let them see it or say anything at all until they are right on you.", "Spraying an angry dog with a super soaker will probably just piss them off.\n\n\nI know it’s not necessarily unethical - but maybe try and befriend the dogs. Give ‘em small treats and such. Show them you arnt an enemy.", "So the fence is yours, not the neighbors'? Remove some slats. It is their responsibility to contain their own dogs, so they will be forced to build their own fence. You might also get some relief in the meantime from the barking if they have to keep them inside more.", "Well this is ULPT so let the dogs out into the neighborhood and call animal control.\n\nReal advice would be to simply file repetitive noise complaints. Get the law involved. You have a right to enjoy your yard without being fearful/ experiencing noise pollution.", "The best solution would be to get your neighbor to train the dogs, probably by threatening to contact the police/city. But this is ULPT so...\n\nGo in the back yard and when the dogs run over and start barking and getting on the fence toss a handful of black pepper at them. If that doesn't work step it to cayenne pepper. You have to do this consistently but it shouldn't take very many times. At the very least it will keep the dogs away from the fence but it might not get them to stop barking entirely.", "Is there any chance you could put up a tall wooden fence between the 2 yards? They would still bark, but it wouldn’t feel as intimidating as seeing angry dogs charging towards your hurricane fence! How about getting one of those motion activated water squirter‘s, people use those to keep other people off their lawns. That might make those dogs slow their roll", "Have you tried throwing ground black pepper over the fence into their yard (just remember to put on a mask first!). I've never tried it myself but i'd guess a couple of whiffs as they crash into the fence would quickly teach them to stay away from your side." ]

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[ "getting around rules of income restricted apartments So my gf and I barely make to much to get an income restricted apartment. Currently we are in a very rough complex. Like every sense of the word. And for the most part everything we can afford is equally run down. But we found one thats perfect and honestly on the high end of our price range but it's income restricted. Apparently the cap for two people is 34k a year. I'm not sure on the cap for one person but from what I gather it's about 29k or 30\n\nI make about 32k. She is making about 15k.\n\nCommon law in my state says if you live together 3 months at least you are legally married. \n\nSo I was thinking I could list her as a dependent and us being married. Then say she's unemployed no income. From what I hear they don't check marriage stuff at all it's just word of mouth.\n\nSo that keeps us at the two person cap.\nNot really unethical but the part I'm more concerned about is...\nI still make to much butttt I am a graphic designer for a living and all the complex requires for income is 3 pay stubs. I could most definitely ", "getting around rules of income restricted apartments So my gf and I barely make to much to get an income restricted apartment. Currently we are in a very rough complex. Like every sense of the word. And for the most part everything we can afford is equally run down. But we found one thats perfect and honestly on the high end of our price range but it's income restricted. Apparently the cap for two people is 34k a year. I'm not sure on the cap for one person but from what I gather it's about 29k or 30\n\nI make about 32k. She is making about 15k.\n\nCommon law in my state says if you live together 3 months at least you are legally married. \n\nSo I was thinking I could list her as a dependent and us being married. Then say she's unemployed no income. From what I hear they don't check marriage stuff at all it's just word of mouth.\n\nSo that keeps us at the two person cap.\nNot really unethical but the part I'm more concerned about is...\nI still make to much butttt I am a graphic designer for a living and all the complex requires for income is 3 pay stubs. I could most definitely ", "getting around rules of income restricted apartments So my gf and I barely make to much to get an income restricted apartment. Currently we are in a very rough complex. Like every sense of the word. And for the most part everything we can afford is equally run down. But we found one thats perfect and honestly on the high end of our price range but it's income restricted. Apparently the cap for two people is 34k a year. I'm not sure on the cap for one person but from what I gather it's about 29k or 30\n\nI make about 32k. She is making about 15k.\n\nCommon law in my state says if you live together 3 months at least you are legally married. \n\nSo I was thinking I could list her as a dependent and us being married. Then say she's unemployed no income. From what I hear they don't check marriage stuff at all it's just word of mouth.\n\nSo that keeps us at the two person cap.\nNot really unethical but the part I'm more concerned about is...\nI still make to much butttt I am a graphic designer for a living and all the complex requires for income is 3 pay stubs. I could most definitely ", "getting around rules of income restricted apartments So my gf and I barely make to much to get an income restricted apartment. Currently we are in a very rough complex. Like every sense of the word. And for the most part everything we can afford is equally run down. But we found one thats perfect and honestly on the high end of our price range but it's income restricted. Apparently the cap for two people is 34k a year. I'm not sure on the cap for one person but from what I gather it's about 29k or 30\n\nI make about 32k. She is making about 15k.\n\nCommon law in my state says if you live together 3 months at least you are legally married. \n\nSo I was thinking I could list her as a dependent and us being married. Then say she's unemployed no income. From what I hear they don't check marriage stuff at all it's just word of mouth.\n\nSo that keeps us at the two person cap.\nNot really unethical but the part I'm more concerned about is...\nI still make to much butttt I am a graphic designer for a living and all the complex requires for income is 3 pay stubs. I could most definitely ", "getting around rules of income restricted apartments So my gf and I barely make to much to get an income restricted apartment. Currently we are in a very rough complex. Like every sense of the word. And for the most part everything we can afford is equally run down. But we found one thats perfect and honestly on the high end of our price range but it's income restricted. Apparently the cap for two people is 34k a year. I'm not sure on the cap for one person but from what I gather it's about 29k or 30\n\nI make about 32k. She is making about 15k.\n\nCommon law in my state says if you live together 3 months at least you are legally married. \n\nSo I was thinking I could list her as a dependent and us being married. Then say she's unemployed no income. From what I hear they don't check marriage stuff at all it's just word of mouth.\n\nSo that keeps us at the two person cap.\nNot really unethical but the part I'm more concerned about is...\nI still make to much butttt I am a graphic designer for a living and all the complex requires for income is 3 pay stubs. I could most definitely " ]

[ "set your legal residence somewhere else (parents'?) then she can go under the 1 person cap", "Not unethical but I would try making a big contribution to a traditional 401k or HSA or any other tax deductible amount and see if you can get your reported income under the limit. Then apply in January using your income for 2022 which should be lower if you contributed enough money.\n\nIf you want to do something unethical, and if your company let's you, you can ask to defer your paychecks until January 1, 2023 to lower your 2022 earnings.", "Dang, three months! You are gonna need a common law pre nup. Can you just lie and say she is applying to be a full time student. That way you dont have to get married and do weird tax stuff.", "The other thing is if she's presented as not working to qualify she will have to be proven to be disabled, a full time student or looking for a job typically in subsidized housing.", "If this is public housing unless she is self employed or in a tipping industry and makes very little claimable income, they absolutely will investigate and be able to find out info and what you're proposing is a prosecutable offense.\n\nNot going to comment on the morality of the situation because that is irrelevant and based on individual perspective.\n\nWhat I will say is YOU personally make close to the cut off. Adding in your girlfriend's salary, you make so much more than the cut off as a couple.\n\nAlso, the people served by public housing often have less annually than your girlfriend has to support themselves for the year off that.\n\nPerspective, facts, not a moral judgement either way." ]

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[ "How to destroy Ethernet port on work pc without obvious physics damage ", "How to destroy Ethernet port on work pc without obvious physics damage ", "How to destroy Ethernet port on work pc without obvious physics damage ", "How to destroy Ethernet port on work pc without obvious physics damage ", "How to destroy Ethernet port on work pc without obvious physics damage ", "How to destroy Ethernet port on work pc without obvious physics damage ", "How to destroy Ethernet port on work pc without obvious physics damage ", "How to destroy Ethernet port on work pc without obvious physics damage ", "How to destroy Ethernet port on work pc without obvious physics damage " ]

[ "Uninstall the drives and act dumb when they ask.\nSay \"what are drivers? Car drivers?\"", "Don't destroy the port, Destroy the cable. Ethernet cables can be easily damaged by tight twisting and bending and doesn't show much signs of physical damage on the outside.", "Place a piece of cling film over the port and push it right in with the ethernet cable then remove all cling film from the outside so they csnt see it. A piece will be jammed in.the port and stop.the cable being recognized", "Get one of those pressurized air cleaners and hold it upside down. Spay in the port frequently. It may take a bit but it will destroy it eventually.", "Careful with the port. That could result in your hardware getting scanned. Rather Try torsion near the connector without breaking the shielding on the wires. Even just Snapping back the plastic retainer clip often makes it loose enough to fail. Let it be found loosely connected", "Well you've already been quite specific with them, as mentioned in another post - bend one of the pins. Also then mention you find the ethernet cable jams at the connection point. Minimal physical damage maximum results. Or sabotage the cable by repeatedly twisting but I think this would be more obvious.", "Clear nail polish on the pins should do the trick. You can also just bend one pin over onto the others with a pair of tweezers.", "Be aware: The IT department will know if your computer was online, at minimum they will know the last time it checked in and it probably does so every 5 minutes. so if your computer was working and you said the Ethernet port was damaged then you are going to get caught. \n\n\nThe best option at this point would be for you to pull apart the network cable and take a photo showing a pair of wires poking out. IT will assume you had intermittent connectivity from a badly terminated cable and you will be looked at as a problem solver because you can replace that cable yourself. \n\nIf you are certain the computer has been unreachable (off or network cable unplugged) then here is how you damage the network port in a believable way:\n\nBreak the plastic locking tab off the cable, flip it upside down and force it into the hole. This will flatten the gold wires that usually make contact with the pins and when you flip the cable back over it won't make a connection. You can report that the cable falls out occasionally and it's possible you put it in upside down accidentally.", "They'll just stick a WiFi card in it or give you a laptop, be more creative. Christ I'm out here retraining at the age of 30 struggling to find a decent job and we have mfs not even prepared to do the one they have." ]

[ 13, 7, 4, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, -3 ]

[ "how to stop my upstairs neighbor from stomping literally all day and night. Apartment office has declined to do anything. ", "how to stop my upstairs neighbor from stomping literally all day and night. Apartment office has declined to do anything. ", "how to stop my upstairs neighbor from stomping literally all day and night. Apartment office has declined to do anything. ", "how to stop my upstairs neighbor from stomping literally all day and night. Apartment office has declined to do anything. ", "how to stop my upstairs neighbor from stomping literally all day and night. Apartment office has declined to do anything. ", "how to stop my upstairs neighbor from stomping literally all day and night. Apartment office has declined to do anything. ", "how to stop my upstairs neighbor from stomping literally all day and night. Apartment office has declined to do anything. ", "how to stop my upstairs neighbor from stomping literally all day and night. Apartment office has declined to do anything. ", "how to stop my upstairs neighbor from stomping literally all day and night. Apartment office has declined to do anything. ", "how to stop my upstairs neighbor from stomping literally all day and night. Apartment office has declined to do anything. " ]

[ "I tried fighting this fight and it never amounted to shit. You gotta move, or just deal.", "Make fuck tons of noise with a Bluetooth speaker placed high up around 3am nightly. Kid doesn’t sleep, neither will they. You may not, but fuck em.", "There's probably a whole lot of many *unethical* things you could do to *them* to get *them* to move and pray to gods your new neighbor isn't noisy.\n\nOtherwise unless you're living in a well built hotel, it's hard to find a place that can absorb the sound of people stomping on a floor above you.", "If it's overnight call the local police non-emergency line and file a noise complaint.", "If you've got access to their TV/ wifi cable push a small pin through it in an inconspicuous spot. Goals to short the two wires. Eventually the cable company will chalk it up to a bad cable and replace.. Repeat as necessary. Shitty wi/fi and unwatchable cable may eventually make them move. At the very least it will make them miserable. Done correctly, nobody finds the pin, and even the cable company will go into fuck it mode.", "Mount a big subwoofer to your ceiling and make a heavy bass playlist that you leave playing while you are gone at work.", "take something that wont poke through the ceiling and bang the ceiling with it. also you can try to set up a loud speaker touching the ceiling and play it at max volume. you can also knock on their door like a madman at night. you can also conjure an elaborate scheme and make them think their apartment is being haunted/that there’s something paranormal going on", "You come off like such a mean bitter person, id hate to be your neighbor", "Here you fucking go, NAIL SOME RUGS TO YOUR CEILING TO MUFFLE SOUND. FLOOR TO CEILING CURTAINS TO ABSORB MORE SOUND. CAULK ANY SPACES TO CATCH VIBRATIONS. OR DOWN MORE RUGS ON GROUND. INSULATE", "Be curious, not judgmental and your enjoyment of life will increase substantially" ]

[ 24, 22, 18, 9, 4, 3, 1, 1, 1, 0 ]

[ "My upstairs neighbours are very noisy, playing music and having parties multiple times a week until the small hours of the morning. Tried talking to them, they don't care. Landlord doesn't care either. How can I fuck with them without them knowing it's me? ", "My upstairs neighbours are very noisy, playing music and having parties multiple times a week until the small hours of the morning. Tried talking to them, they don't care. Landlord doesn't care either. How can I fuck with them without them knowing it's me? ", "My upstairs neighbours are very noisy, playing music and having parties multiple times a week until the small hours of the morning. Tried talking to them, they don't care. Landlord doesn't care either. How can I fuck with them without them knowing it's me? ", "My upstairs neighbours are very noisy, playing music and having parties multiple times a week until the small hours of the morning. Tried talking to them, they don't care. Landlord doesn't care either. How can I fuck with them without them knowing it's me? ", "My upstairs neighbours are very noisy, playing music and having parties multiple times a week until the small hours of the morning. Tried talking to them, they don't care. Landlord doesn't care either. How can I fuck with them without them knowing it's me? ", "My upstairs neighbours are very noisy, playing music and having parties multiple times a week until the small hours of the morning. Tried talking to them, they don't care. Landlord doesn't care either. How can I fuck with them without them knowing it's me? ", "My upstairs neighbours are very noisy, playing music and having parties multiple times a week until the small hours of the morning. Tried talking to them, they don't care. Landlord doesn't care either. How can I fuck with them without them knowing it's me? ", "My upstairs neighbours are very noisy, playing music and having parties multiple times a week until the small hours of the morning. Tried talking to them, they don't care. Landlord doesn't care either. How can I fuck with them without them knowing it's me? ", "My upstairs neighbours are very noisy, playing music and having parties multiple times a week until the small hours of the morning. Tried talking to them, they don't care. Landlord doesn't care either. How can I fuck with them without them knowing it's me? ", "My upstairs neighbours are very noisy, playing music and having parties multiple times a week until the small hours of the morning. Tried talking to them, they don't care. Landlord doesn't care either. How can I fuck with them without them knowing it's me? ", "My upstairs neighbours are very noisy, playing music and having parties multiple times a week until the small hours of the morning. Tried talking to them, they don't care. Landlord doesn't care either. How can I fuck with them without them knowing it's me? ", "My upstairs neighbours are very noisy, playing music and having parties multiple times a week until the small hours of the morning. Tried talking to them, they don't care. Landlord doesn't care either. How can I fuck with them without them knowing it's me? ", "My upstairs neighbours are very noisy, playing music and having parties multiple times a week until the small hours of the morning. Tried talking to them, they don't care. Landlord doesn't care either. How can I fuck with them without them knowing it's me? ", "My upstairs neighbours are very noisy, playing music and having parties multiple times a week until the small hours of the morning. Tried talking to them, they don't care. Landlord doesn't care either. How can I fuck with them without them knowing it's me? ", "My upstairs neighbours are very noisy, playing music and having parties multiple times a week until the small hours of the morning. Tried talking to them, they don't care. Landlord doesn't care either. How can I fuck with them without them knowing it's me? ", "My upstairs neighbours are very noisy, playing music and having parties multiple times a week until the small hours of the morning. Tried talking to them, they don't care. Landlord doesn't care either. How can I fuck with them without them knowing it's me? " ]

[ "Are all of their guests leaving with a designated driver or via Uber? Bc if not it might be in the public interest to report to the cops that drunk drivers are coming from the same address night after night", "Go to really sketchy places saying you are them. Start inviting random, especially unsavory people to their parties saying it’s your place. \nCall loads of strippers for “bachelor parties” and get them hosed on the fees and if they don’t pay the body guards will handle them. Things like that", "If they live directly above you? Wait until they're out. Brick on a rope, throw through a window and recover, don't even need to leave your place.\n\nA lot of circuit breakers have a lock out feature. Flip it off and padlock it shut.\n\nSuper glue the door locks\n\nLead paint, paint stripper under the door. Will fuck up anyng it touches.\n\nWhen the party is going, ducktape plastic over the door then dump expanding foam inside it.\n\nList there address on Craig's List for an open swingers party multiple nights. Cover all the bases and remember the extra kink\n\nThere's more however I'm out of time, good luck!!", "If you can access the circuit breaker of your building, turn off the power during their party. Leave it that way for a minute or two, then switch it back on and leave before anyone else thinks to check the breaker. Your neighbors might think they blew a speaker and subsequently keep the music down.", "Blast music at the time they are sleeping. They will change within one night 🚀", "Get a loud sound system and a microfone. Capture their own sound with the microfone and play it in the sound system with a one second delay. That will ruin their music and make their party suck", "When they’re having these parties call and order them 20 pizzas, or male hookers, invite some homeless people…Their friends will stop coming over soon if every time some weirdo shows up at the door.", "Strap a speaker on your ceiling. Whenever you're not home turn it on at a high volume. That'll surely annoy them enough to reconsider. I'd recommend any music from Ultrasonic Pest Remover. I like their music but I get that it's not everyone's taste.", "Duct tape a bunch of dildos to your ceiling where their bedroom is and turn them on when they’re sleeping", "My friend did this and it worked: Fake an official letter from your landlord (copy the letterhead etc). In the letter the landlord - aka you - tell them there have been multiple complaints and if they don’t keep it down they will be kicked out. \nWorks best if there are more people in or around your building annoyed by them and not just you.", "Well now that you've expressed your discontent to them you're going to be suspect #1. You'll need careful thinking and extra degrees of separation.", "Get yourself a loud sound system and blast some death metal, or loop some tracks from the FBI's siege on the Branch Davidian compound. https://ew.com/article/1993/04/09/soundtrack-waco-siege/", "I read a fun article about how to hack into a nearby Bluetooth speaker. Shouldn't be hard to find. Is complicated though", "Back in 2010 I moved into an apartment that ended up having 4 different rounds of tenants above me in the 3yrs I was there. First ones moved out 3 or 4 months in, 2nd ones had a habit of partying into the early hours during the week.\n\nI was up at 0430 for work, in traffic at 0530... which meant a party above me until 0200 or so just didn't work. I went up and talked to them 5 or 6 times, no change.\n\nI picked up a canned fog horn, and a length of hose that fit under the door. I'd go up there at 0430 when I got up, shove the hose under the door... and give them a blast with the length directly related to how late they went past 2300... 1hr = 1 sec. Only took a couple weeks for them to figure it out.\n\nNoise bylaw was 2300-0700, but it was quicker to be an asshole to them than call bylaw enforcement.", ">small hours of the morning\n \nHow did it take me until this thread to realize that \"wee hours of the morning\" refers to the smaller numbers on the clock?", "Start Facebook group and say that underage kids are being invited to the party and being abused. Say it happened to a neighbours kid." ]

[ 175, 125, 111, 84, 83, 67, 66, 26, 20, 19, 11, 7, 6, 2, 2, 1 ]

[ "How do I get even with a toxic coworker ruining our team dynamic and getting people fired by badmouthing everyone to higher executives. I'm willing to be petty ", "How do I get even with a toxic coworker ruining our team dynamic and getting people fired by badmouthing everyone to higher executives. I'm willing to be petty ", "How do I get even with a toxic coworker ruining our team dynamic and getting people fired by badmouthing everyone to higher executives. I'm willing to be petty ", "How do I get even with a toxic coworker ruining our team dynamic and getting people fired by badmouthing everyone to higher executives. I'm willing to be petty " ]

[ "Put porn in their documents folder, call HR and say you saw person x looking at porn on their computer.", "Gaslight them.\n\nMove or hide their stuff. Put it back when they're not around.\n\nClaim you never received that email. Keep doing this until they call IT.\n\nTell them they made a mistake when they didn't.\n\nClaim that they said things they didn't.\n\nClaim that they didn't say things that they did.\n\nPraise in private but criticize publicly.\n\nLeave them out of important meetings.\n\nTell them that they're misinterpreting things when they're not.\n\nThe goal is is to do it really slowly, over months and months - so slowly they don't notice it - so they start to question their own mind and have no confidence in anything they say or do.", "Sign their email up for a couple of NSFW websites. \n\nLeave it a while. Do it again for different sites. \n\nRepeat. . \n\nThere's a range of possible outcomes, but none are attributable to you and none are beneficial to the target.", "Wait til they go on vacation and put a Craigslist ad up saying you've decided to move to Tibet to pursue enlightenment. You are abandoning your house and all material possessions and hope they can bring happiness to many people. Leave his address.\n\n(Note: a guy's neighbor actually did this in Oregon 10 or so years ago and his house was emptied. When he got back meth heads were squatting in it.)\n\nThis fuck has it coming." ]

[ 19, 12, 3, 1 ]

[ "How to deal with noisy neighbor from hell when landlord refuses to do anything? ", "How to deal with noisy neighbor from hell when landlord refuses to do anything? " ]

[ "It's not unethical, but have you talked with him? Could you ask him to wash his car less, or to do it only during certain hours? You could explain that it's impacting your job, your kid (if you have one), you have a sleep schedule that it interferes with, etc. Also, check the noise ordinances for your area.\n\nBUT...if you want illegal, apply a coat of paint thinner to his car. If you want unethical, wait until the next time he leaves and park your car where he's parking his, horizontally if necessary.", "Be noisier. Play porn loudly/have loud sex. Blast death metal music. Get a drumset and a toddler" ]

[ 2, 1 ]

[ "Fake something for Achievements & Recognition section of resumes and applications ", "Fake something for Achievements & Recognition section of resumes and applications ", "Fake something for Achievements & Recognition section of resumes and applications ", "Fake something for Achievements & Recognition section of resumes and applications ", "Fake something for Achievements & Recognition section of resumes and applications ", "Fake something for Achievements & Recognition section of resumes and applications ", "Fake something for Achievements & Recognition section of resumes and applications ", "Fake something for Achievements & Recognition section of resumes and applications ", "Fake something for Achievements & Recognition section of resumes and applications ", "Fake something for Achievements & Recognition section of resumes and applications ", "Fake something for Achievements & Recognition section of resumes and applications ", "Fake something for Achievements & Recognition section of resumes and applications ", "Fake something for Achievements & Recognition section of resumes and applications ", "Fake something for Achievements & Recognition section of resumes and applications ", "Fake something for Achievements & Recognition section of resumes and applications ", "Fake something for Achievements & Recognition section of resumes and applications " ]

[ "I’ve had Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year on my resume/linkedin for almost 15 years now.\n\n", "Fundraised for a charity or movement. Looks good, can't really be verified, nothing to really know other than what the charity is about. Can say you raised thousands of dollars too and no one would know.", "I used real achievements, but no one is going to verify that kind of stuff after a job interview. \n\nWere you the Most Improved after a season of sports? Even if the only recognition was the coach telling everyone at practice.\n\nDid you win the Blahbity Blah Scholarship for $50? Write that you were the sole recipient of the Blahbity Blah Award for blah excellence.\n\nDid a club relevant to your major or career get started when you were at school? Congratulations, you were a founding member. \n\nYou could even put stuff you haven’t thought of since high school since it seemed like everyone got it. NHS inductee, National Merit Blahblah, Eagle Scout / Gold Award.\n\nThere’s a book from when I was applying to colleges in 1998 that had advice on how to pad your application… like take your art portfolio to a coffeeshop and ask if you can display your art. Congratulations, you just organized or won a local art show. It might have had Harvard in the title.\n\nGood luck!!", "* PhD from Columbia, the country\n* Worked on Manhattan Project\n* was cook # 4 in the Movie GodFather\n* Can charm any girl, even a pigeon\n* Hold a record of eating most hot-dogs in lower tri-state area\n* Can cook minute rice in 58 seconds\n* Can hold 40 m&m in mouth\n* Can function without additional oxygen at 24,000 feet\n* Can make perfect velociraptor mating call\n* Advanced Yo-Yo and juggling skills\n* Extensive experience with foreign accents\n* Can hold my breath for 2 minutes\n* Can recite Dr Dre's Chronic 2\n* Keeping my resume updated\n* Cat like reflexes\n* Reki Yogi\n* Might have fathered some babies out in wild, no way to know for sure", "Before I had a strong resume with job experience I marked down all the court ordered community service I did in high school as volunteer work", "You helped your department get department of the year, aced the KPM, etc.\n\nEvery company does something like that and no one keeping records anyway.", "Lots of free online workshops you can reference that you took. Some of them will send you a digital certificate for proof!", "Volunteer work. Food banks, clean up efforts, etc. Granted, I actually did all of the work I list, but people do like to see it. Esp if you did it as a minor. Makes you look like a good person who decided to dedicate their time to the community instead of hang out with friends. But if you do say you did it as a minor, make sure that if they ask for a few details you say something that wasn't \"customer\" facing. Like when I was at the food bank, I wrote donation and expiration dates really big on canned goods and put date stickers on stuff like bread and rice. Easy enough for a kid to do and no one would question it.", "Toastmasters. Say you gave several speeches to 20-30 people on what ever topic you want", "That I had 2 years of “experiences” in graphic design.\n\nThe truth is that I started counting from the day I googled “how to draw a circle in Illustrator”, and my job at that time was a receptionist.\n\nSo basically, when I applied for my current job, I actually had less experience and skill comparing to those who went to college. But because I’ve learned graphic design while working during that period, I counted it as “working experience”", "An award the office pitched in to recognize hard work. Just need a project or something you worked on go out and buy yourself a plaque and say you were awarded this by your team. Say you were one of three so it’s not THAT special they would need to verify it but still impressive you got one. No real way to verify", "Time Person of the Year 2006.\n\nThag wouldn't even be a lie, the winner that year was 'You'", "The single most important thing you can put on your resume is you goddamn phone number at the top with your name. Then, make sure you answer the goddamn phone.\n\nIf you have nothing to offer do not make stuff up. Tell potential employers who you are and what you have done. Just remember to put your freaking phone number at the top of your resume and then answer the phone.", "I changed my resume a bit to add achievements under previous jobs rather than just a description. “Cleared $500k from arrears in first three months. Managed operations for 3 months. Moved server to cloud based system and trained all staff” that kind of shiz. Some exaggerations in there for sure", "Ethical version: \n\nGrab a trivia game app like QuizUp, pick an obscure category of trivia, do that instead of candy crush or match dragons or whatever it is you usually play on the toilet. If you stick at it for a month or so you can usually rank nationwide or even worldwide in that category. Put on your resume that you were briefly the best in the world at (insert trivia category here). That's what I did, and inevitably my status as \"#3 in the world for Lord of the Rings Trivia\" gets positively mentioned in job interviews.", "I've slightly " ]

[ 270, 205, 174, 54, 51, 18, 10, 8, 8, 6, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0 ]

[ "What can I do to screw with all the vendors spamming Craigslist with mile-long keyword lists? ", "What can I do to screw with all the vendors spamming Craigslist with mile-long keyword lists? ", "What can I do to screw with all the vendors spamming Craigslist with mile-long keyword lists? " ]

[ "Post a nearly identical ad with different contacts so when people contact you just tell them to go fuck themselves.", "Not really unethical, or directly screwing with them, but the more people who flag them as spam, the faster they get taken down.\n\nSo, search for a bunch of semi-related keywords (e.g. \"Honda Toyota Chevy etc.\") that have little business being in the same ad together. Chances are good you'll get nothing but spam.\n\nOnce you dial in a good search, save it. It takes just a few seconds to middle-click on a bunch of ads, opening them in new tabs. And again, it takes just a few seconds to flag them all as spam, closing the tabs as you go.\n\nFor just a few moments a day, you can help keep the spam off Craigslist.", "You can put - in front of keywords that you wish to filter. Example if you want to search for civics but not dudes with salvage titles:\n\n\"Civic -salvage\"" ]

[ 9, 2, 0 ]

[ "Someone shattered my window for parking slightly in front of their garage. What can I do do the get retaliate? ", "Someone shattered my window for parking slightly in front of their garage. What can I do do the get retaliate? ", "Someone shattered my window for parking slightly in front of their garage. What can I do do the get retaliate? ", "Someone shattered my window for parking slightly in front of their garage. What can I do do the get retaliate? ", "Someone shattered my window for parking slightly in front of their garage. What can I do do the get retaliate? ", "Someone shattered my window for parking slightly in front of their garage. What can I do do the get retaliate? " ]

[ "If you know his name, write down his license plate, and then call the police & report the car stolen.", "Get some latex gloves, and a few cans of black PlayDo, put on gloves, and stuff the PlayDo into his exhaust pipe, and it will harden. Sit back & watch him have trouble starting/running his car.", "you have his address and can get the name easily, the possibilities are endless really", "This might be hard to do depending on where you live (i.e. city, a rural area, etc.), but covering their garage with manure would be something.\nOr just prepare some round ice cubes and yeet 'em at their windows (with a slingshot for best results).", "Filing a police report will not get you in trouble. File it, and contact your insurance company, as well. Don't retaliate, that's just plain stupid.", "post on nextdoor that people should be careful parking where you did..." ]

[ 3, 3, 2, 2, 2, 1 ]

[ "how to transfer my money from a one bank account to another using account/routing number. ", "how to transfer my money from a one bank account to another using account/routing number. ", "how to transfer my money from a one bank account to another using account/routing number. ", "how to transfer my money from a one bank account to another using account/routing number. ", "how to transfer my money from a one bank account to another using account/routing number. ", "how to transfer my money from a one bank account to another using account/routing number. " ]

[ "Stop putting your money into that account. You're over 18 and a legal adult, they cannot stop you.", "Can you walk into the bank and make a withdrawal? \n\nCam you open a new account that is not under your parent's control and start direct depositing your pay checks to the new account?", "Just go to Walmart and get a money order made out to yourself for $1 since you can't withdraw your own money at the bank. Or log into the bank online and just set an external transfer (or request funds from another entity).", "There are a lot of missing variables here:\n\nDo you have a atm/debit card?\n\nAre they the primary on the account / are *you* even on the account?\n\nDo you get direct deposit, paycheck, or cash payment from your job?\n\nHave they added any amount of money to the account?\n\nAre there any outlying special circumstances, like even though you're 20 is one or both of them your conservator?", "Once you’re 21 the bank closes your NUTMA account and sends you a check. Otherwise, just make PayPals with both bank accounts and transfer the balances", "Trust me mate is for your own good. Just chill put go back to college and know that money safe, forget about and keep sending money to that account. As soon as you out of college you will have a comfortable money bed that will give you freedom and time" ]

[ 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, -4 ]

[ "How do I fuck with my slobbish housemates without them knowing it's me? ", "How do I fuck with my slobbish housemates without them knowing it's me? ", "How do I fuck with my slobbish housemates without them knowing it's me? ", "How do I fuck with my slobbish housemates without them knowing it's me? ", "How do I fuck with my slobbish housemates without them knowing it's me? ", "How do I fuck with my slobbish housemates without them knowing it's me? ", "How do I fuck with my slobbish housemates without them knowing it's me? " ]

[ "1) start hiding clean plates and such in your room. This will increase her washing frequency. \n\n2) Anything that smells bad goes in her room. Not hidden but not obvious either. \n\n3. Hide their things in the mess. Key’s,wallet, phones.", "Tell them to get the fuck out and get better housemates. Fuck, youll have rats and cockroaches soon, dont put up with that shit.", "What kind of housemates?\n\nIf normal rental, contact your landlord about the health issue. Most landlords don't give a shit, but some do. Especially when you point out that its attracting pests (borrow a friends pet rat? Buy a rat? Take pictures as evidence). Or impersonate the landlord and threaten eviction due to neighbors complaining about the smell and pests.\n\nIf uni housing, there'll be a students union you can go to. Not unethical, but pragmatic.\n\nStart hiding their important shit. Keys, phone, wallet. Hide it under their disgusting shit. When they ask you, play dumb, but suggest they might be able to find it if they weren't such filthy bastards. Pour bin juice into their smoothies.\n\nStart documenting their filth, and letting any guy-friends they bring over, know just how disgusting they are. \"Its no wonder she has [STD's] living like this.\" If you really wanna be alpha, drop the \"without them knowing its me\" from your mind. Do this in front of them. When they object or get offended, just say \"oh sorry, were you not gonna tell him? Didn't realise that was a secret\".\n\nMy top tip though; move. You say this \"isnt an option\" but its always an option. There's no reason this shouldn't be an option. Then they can wallow in their filth till they die of dysentery.", "introduce bugs, then spiders, then lizards/rats, make a food web in your house. Maybe that might bring some concern for better housekeeping", "It's a weird situation. At the beginning of the year I was severely depressed and desperately needed to move away from my awful job and miserable home. As a stroke of luck she texted me (we hadn't really spoken since we left school) and asked if I needed a place to stay, as she was moving too. I jumped on the decision and have been much better off for it. \n Keeping the house clean was one of my few mental health coping strategies. \"I made this mess. It's here because of me. Now I clean it up.\" Would always make me feel better. But even if I clear my own mess, hers is always in the way. Even if I clean it up for her (which I did the first few times) I never got a thank you or an apology. She's not a bad person, just horrendously unaware of the fact that she lives like a meth addict.", "Buy spiders and let them loose in their room. Put them in their pillow cases and such.", "How do I fuck my slobbish housemates? \n\nAnswer: become one with the slob. Take out your penis and they’ll start to blow." ]

[ 21, 16, 4, 2, 1, 1, -2 ]

[ "Company bricked the laptop after I quit with no intention to recover the computer. How can I bypass the admin password requirement? ", "Company bricked the laptop after I quit with no intention to recover the computer. How can I bypass the admin password requirement? ", "Company bricked the laptop after I quit with no intention to recover the computer. How can I bypass the admin password requirement? ", "Company bricked the laptop after I quit with no intention to recover the computer. How can I bypass the admin password requirement? ", "Company bricked the laptop after I quit with no intention to recover the computer. How can I bypass the admin password requirement? " ]

[ "I think replacing the disk and install a new operative system would be fine", "Dban. It's on the ultimate boot CD for windows. Probably need to reset the BIOS settings too.", "All I can suggest is take out hard drive and take out the cmos battery and the laptop battery leave it with no power for an hour then put a new hard drive in it if this doesn’t work dm me", "Not if bitlocker is working properly. It's just a piece of ewaste at this point.", "can you put another hard drive in it? or just boot it with a build usb and format? you dont need the recovery partition. just wipe the whole thing. \n\nive seen where they harden the bios and sometime they get unreal with the level of lock down." ]

[ 6, 3, 3, 2, 1 ]

[ "How do I screw over the corporation running my apartment complex before I move? ", "How do I screw over the corporation running my apartment complex before I move? ", "How do I screw over the corporation running my apartment complex before I move? ", "How do I screw over the corporation running my apartment complex before I move? " ]

[ "Post lots of bad reviews. If you see anybody touring the complex, say that there’s been a bedbug infestation for a while and the complex does nothing. Those are the only things I can think of wouldn’t screw you over as well.", "Put some tuna in the hollow tube of the curtain rods. It will take a week or so before it becomes noticeable, and they'll go crazy trying to find the source of the smell", "Put a shit ton of rats in the walls \nLike way too many \nLike they'll disperse all over the building \nAnd then create a bunch of google accounts and give them reviews saying ur moving out bcs its too expensive and theres a bunch of rats", "I'm pretty sure you can order insect larva and eggs online. Also if all the plumbing goes to the same ejecter pump. Big wads of fishing line in balls as big as your toilet can take any string or twine will do. If your a guy you can buy a shit load of tampons and flush them for plausible denial, or also store pee in water bottles go to laundry room if there that cheep and no cameras wait months for piss to turn h azardous in bottles and pour all over laundry room in the vents and hall ways. Under any doors for maintenance and closets accessible to everyone. If you don't have old pee go get some trucker bombs from the side of the highway and make Ricky proud. I " ]

[ 9, 8, 2, 2 ]

[ "Neighbor's hoarded shed burned down, how to get them to clean up the remains? ", "Neighbor's hoarded shed burned down, how to get them to clean up the remains? ", "Neighbor's hoarded shed burned down, how to get them to clean up the remains? ", "Neighbor's hoarded shed burned down, how to get them to clean up the remains? ", "Neighbor's hoarded shed burned down, how to get them to clean up the remains? ", "Neighbor's hoarded shed burned down, how to get them to clean up the remains? ", "Neighbor's hoarded shed burned down, how to get them to clean up the remains? " ]

[ "Chill out a little? It’s been one day … probably sucks enough having your shit burnt down without your neighbor being a cock about it too.", "It's been a day lol. If you hit me with that 6 months, then fair enough... Best of luck though", "Contact local Code Enforcement agency. The Fire Department can give you their contact info. They will come out and cite them for the debris and odor. Hope that helps.", "Hey your neighbors shed just burned down, why don’t you ask if they need help first?", "My friends dad is a hoarder, long story short we faked a letter from the village that nothing can be kept outside and fines will ensue. In a weeks notice the house was cleaned up.", "I've dealt with a neighbor like this for years too. They wouldn't clean up their burned down barn cleaned up. And then when the city forced them too it took 6 months for them to get all the permits and testing done (testing for asbestos and other chemical that would disperse in the clean up).", "Also, you could call the fire department complaining of illness from the smell." ]

[ 49, 22, 19, 17, 1, 1, 0 ]

[ "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it ", "How to sabotage a very old apartment water pipe so that the corrupt maintenance crew has to replace it " ]

[ "You are here for an unethical tip, so break the freaking pipe. Yes, the entire building will be out of water until it gets replaced, but you aren't here for a proper way to do things.\n\nIf enough of it is exposed, just cut out a chunk, or beat it to pieces with a hammer. If the pipe that's clogged up is already removed then the maintenance only has to do half of the work, and is more likely to do it imo.", "Probably water hammer from repeatedly shutting off the taps abruptly as possible. There's probably a way of using a timer and an electronic valve (similar to those on residential dishwashers, which are notoriously good at water hammer) to do this thousands of times until it breaks.\n\nThe other option is to freeze a pipe if you can direct super cold air into the wall. If the wall cavity is small enough you might be able to remove the door from a freezer and mate it to the cavity for several hours. The cheap method is to pack the pipes with dry ice or open it to the elements in the winter.", "The problem is supply side so anything you do will effect the other peoples drinking water. So tampering would be dangerous. If the supply side is exposed somewhere you can break it but they’ll probably just patch it. What they need to do is auger the line to remove mineral buildup", "Bang it with a hammer just enough to loosen the rust inside, either everyone will see rusty water and want it changed, or at least the water will flow better.", "Plant bamboo near the pipes. It will take many years to manifest, and by then will cause thousands in damage", "If you want to go nuclear, use Orbeez. They're little spheres that swell when exposed to water. And they will fuck up the plumbing for the whole building.", "Pour sulfuric or nitric acid on the pipe. It will look like bad corrosion to the average handyman.", "Gallium can react with metals and make them so weak you can break them with your bare hands. \n\nFind spot(s) where you can access the pipe. Scrape it so that new, reactive metal is exposed, create a little tub to ensure the gallium is always in contact with it and wait. The gallium will spread through the pipe until it eventually springs a leak somewhere due to the mains pressure. When the crew tries to fix it, whatever force they apply from the outside will likely make it just crumble in their hands. If it spreads far enough they will have no choice but to replace the entire pipeline.\n\nIf you want some more visual instructions check out the backyard scientist on yt", "Go to the courthouse and put your rent money in escrow. The apartment landlord doesn't get a cent of that money until all grievances are settled. This is how you get out of a lease or get things fixed.", "Keep in mind you lose about 1/2 a psi every foot of elevation. (Sorry for no metric conversions). In the states 60psi is the normal pressure. So if you're more than 60ft high from this pipe you'll have 30 psi. If you're 120ft higher than you have ZERO water pressure.\n\nYou might need a booster pump or water tower if that's a thing where you're from.", "Take a phone charge cord(anything that turns ac into dc will work). With out the cord plugged in (this is for your safety) cut off the micro usb or whatever end off of it. Strip the outer insulation off the cable. Then strip the end of the wires inside it. Tape the ends on different sides of the pipe and plug it in for a few hours. That should speed up the corrosion quickly enough for you.\n\n", "Read up on 'water hammer'. The phenomena of fast moving water being stopped quickly and damaging pipes. Maybe try to find a way to cause it.", "You can isolate a valve properly. Do it correctly, there is set procedure and process for water supply, dont fuck it up.", "Be careful. You might screw up your water supply completely and the landlord still might decide to not fix it.", "new pipes still might not fix the water pressure not being strong enough on the top floor though OP", "They way they tought me in collage weaker metal is eaten by another stronger metal when they get in contact.\n\n also, scraping paint of the pipe to expose it to corrosion Or if its copper pipe use flux to make it corrode quicker.", "Take a large sponge and wet it. Then wrap it very tight with string. Let dry. Then remove string and flush down toilet.", "So if they refuse to fix it cuz of corruption, then what makes you think they will give it if it breaks?", "Just shut off the main water valve.nifbits that rusty it's more likely to break when pressure changes. ...in multiple places.\n\nHave had that happen to me few times in old buildings. \n\n~ maintenance", "Find multiple places where the pipe is exposed, pour acid on the outside of all of them. Repeat daily until desired effect is achieved.", "As someone also living in a post soviet appartment with rusty pipes, dont fucking touch that! You will leave everyone without running water for days, flood the basement and make everyone pay for your stupid thing.\n\nThe pipe is not blocked, you live at the top floor, thats why there is no pressure. Get a pump.", "Dry ice on a pipe may cause it to burst but I don’t know if it would be obvious.", "Bribery is not only unethical, but also the way things get done over there, by your own admission. Try slipping him a few [insert appropriate currency].", "mix vinegar, hydrogen peroxide, and salt be carful when touching it’s an acid spray the pipes it will rust instantly", "first, drill a hole above the problem area. Then, insert dynamite and then ignite the dynamite. Problem area should be sufficiently broken.", "Would crushing up dry ice and flushing it make the water freeze and expand inside the pipes and eventually cause a burst? Maybe liquid nitrogen? this way there'll be less chances of finding evidence of sabotage when the ice melts", "Unrelated, I recently moved into an apartment with non-existent water pressure. Spent 5 months complaining to anyone who would listen about the need to either raise the tank levels or install an electric pump... 2 weeks ago I noticed a section of the wall outside with darker colouration than the rest of the house and a gauge protruding out. Decided to try turning the gauge and after a bit of exertion, voilà, usable water pressure. Turns out it had been off all this time and the damn plumbers I'd called didn't think to check if that was the problem. \n\n\nStill pissed thinking about it, for several months it took literal minutes to fill a single litre container.", "The field guide to sabatoging ones enemies recommends soaking a sponge in a thick starch or sugar solution, ball it up as tight as you can, wrap with string, and wait for it to dry. One dry you can flush it and it will gradually expand and get stuck causing a clog. Might just make things inconvenient, but might work. I'm interested to find out.", "Reverse the pressure in the pipe. Might cause it to burst in a place or two if it's old enough.", "Next time you flush the toilet, leave the valve in the upper basin open so that the water runs the pipes continously, if this place is as shit as you say, it will all be connected and running water in pipes all day causes a special condensation that makes it nearly impossible to determine where it's coming from forcing maintenance to open walls. Could be expensive depending on water bill.\n\nSource: I accidentally did it to my neighbor downstairs cause I would forget to check the valve and the condensation was so bad it cause mold in the bathroom below me. ACCIDENTALLY, now I know the results and I always check to make sure the valve closes when I flush.", "If the pipe is steel, remove paint and put strong acid on it? That should allow it to eat right into it.", "I've read that glass etching liquid will eat away at pipes and look like wear from age.", "Drill holes through the rusty part. No way to tell a human did it cuz....RUST.", "I only know how people unintentionally feck up the pipes. Tampons and garden soil. My neighbor was an idiot.", "Get Lye and Hydrogen Peroxide. Pour the lye down the drain, wait 60 seconds then pour the hydrogen peroxide down the drain. Wait 120 seconds, then run hot water for 240 seconds.", "Get Lye and Hydrogen Peroxide. Pour the lye down the drain, wait 60 seconds then pour the hydrogen peroxide down the drain. Wait 120 seconds, then run hot water for 240 seconds." ]

[ 503, 301, 255, 86, 39, 24, 20, 20, 15, 12, 9, 8, 7, 7, 4, 4, 4, 3, 3, 3, 3, 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 0, -13, -13 ]

[ "how to completely remove everything from internal SSD using USB stick in a few seconds? ", "how to completely remove everything from internal SSD using USB stick in a few seconds? ", "how to completely remove everything from internal SSD using USB stick in a few seconds? " ]

[ "Best solution is physical destruction of some sort, magnetic won't work either for SSD/flash memory.", "Consider [crypto-shredding](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crypto-shredding):\n\n1. Set up Bitlocker and make a note of the recovery key (requires Windows 7/8/10 Pro)\n2. Develop a Powershell script to [clear the TPM](https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/powershell/module/trustedplatformmodule/clear-tpm?view=windowsserver2019-ps) and [reboot](https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/powershell/module/microsoft.powershell.management/restart-computer?view=powershell-7.1).\n3. Execute the script (no need for a USB key)\n\nYour PC reboots asking for the Bitlocker recovery key - without it, there is no way to access the contents. The advantage is that if you do this by accident you can recover from it.\n\nAll other methods would take too long or could be recovered.", "Check out these programs maybe they can do what you're looking for: https://www.google.com/amp/s/helpdeskgeek.com/free-tools-review/5-free-programs-to-completely-wipe-a-hard-drive/amp/" ]

[ 3, 1, 1 ]

[ "How to organize a massive group of people to prank call a pyramid scheme office? So this “multi level marketing” office has been putting up flyers at my college with their ad saying that students can earn up to 2k part time. I’m tired of these fucks because they only target minority communities and students who need money. How can get a massive group of people to prank call them? Something simple like “I’m calling to make a penis enlargement appointment” or “what are your glory hole locations” something stupid to annoy them.", "How to organize a massive group of people to prank call a pyramid scheme office? So this “multi level marketing” office has been putting up flyers at my college with their ad saying that students can earn up to 2k part time. I’m tired of these fucks because they only target minority communities and students who need money. How can get a massive group of people to prank call them? Something simple like “I’m calling to make a penis enlargement appointment” or “what are your glory hole locations” something stupid to annoy them.", "How to organize a massive group of people to prank call a pyramid scheme office? So this “multi level marketing” office has been putting up flyers at my college with their ad saying that students can earn up to 2k part time. I’m tired of these fucks because they only target minority communities and students who need money. How can get a massive group of people to prank call them? Something simple like “I’m calling to make a penis enlargement appointment” or “what are your glory hole locations” something stupid to annoy them.", "How to organize a massive group of people to prank call a pyramid scheme office? So this “multi level marketing” office has been putting up flyers at my college with their ad saying that students can earn up to 2k part time. I’m tired of these fucks because they only target minority communities and students who need money. How can get a massive group of people to prank call them? Something simple like “I’m calling to make a penis enlargement appointment” or “what are your glory hole locations” something stupid to annoy them.", "How to organize a massive group of people to prank call a pyramid scheme office? So this “multi level marketing” office has been putting up flyers at my college with their ad saying that students can earn up to 2k part time. I’m tired of these fucks because they only target minority communities and students who need money. How can get a massive group of people to prank call them? Something simple like “I’m calling to make a penis enlargement appointment” or “what are your glory hole locations” something stupid to annoy them." ]

[ "Wouldn’t it be easier to just post a bunch of fliers advertising cheap/free goods all over campus with their phone number listed?", "Put an ad on Craigslist for a hot item with a low price and connect it to that phone number. Beyoncé tickets or something.", "Make a poster for a chewbacca sound a like contest with their number on it.", "Post on Craigslist and letgo with something expensive for free or cheap. Use their phone number.\n\nSign up for all the spam calls with their phone number.\n\nSign up for grinder and tender (grinder sign up as gay guy), tender as hot girl. \n\nGo to the dinning area and announce what you planning, you won't believe what college students would do for a prank ;)", "Post in on delray misfits and say “this is big rob fitness’s” number “ORDER 66 COMMENCED”" ]

[ 18, 17, 14, 5, 1 ]

[ "My Amazon package was never scanned as delivered, how do I maximize this situation? ", "My Amazon package was never scanned as delivered, how do I maximize this situation? ", "My Amazon package was never scanned as delivered, how do I maximize this situation? ", "My Amazon package was never scanned as delivered, how do I maximize this situation? " ]

[ "I recently had something reported as lost in transit. They shipped a new one upon my request. Two days after the replacement arrived I got the original. I just see it as a two for one special", "I'm pretty sure this won't fuck over Amazon cause they'll blame and fine the driver. There was one Amazon delivery driver who was robbed while doing his rounds and they fired him cause be lost the packages and made him pay for them [Source](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://metro.co.uk/2018/01/15/amazon-delivery-driver-robbed-62-parcels-van-gets-sacked-7231308/amp/&ved=2ahUKEwjs3ouu25zqAhV0QkEAHWGuC6QQFjABegQIBRAB&usg=AOvVaw2yWTMAXYbm6L-n-BIy4kht&ampcf=1)", "Someone I once worked with got a refund because the postman did not get a signature, which resulted in a full refund.", "I got a baseball cap from a third party Chinese retail and it took forever to ship, like months. After a while I just asked for an exchange in value or a refund. They gave me value for the hat so I bought a t shirt instead. Not a week later the hat arrives and the tee came in earlier. I didnt say a thing except a silent thank you. That Chinese hat is as shitty as it sounds but the t shirt is solid and wear it often. \n\n\n\n\nI would ask for a refund and get money back. I don't condone anything Amazon since I heard their employees have to piss in bottles because they're overworked and dont have time to run to the bathroom.\n\n\n\n\n\n" ]

[ 10, 9, 4, 2 ]

[ "my iPhone’s Limited Warranty is gonna end in two months. What’s the best way to use it before it ends? ", "my iPhone’s Limited Warranty is gonna end in two months. What’s the best way to use it before it ends? ", "my iPhone’s Limited Warranty is gonna end in two months. What’s the best way to use it before it ends? ", "my iPhone’s Limited Warranty is gonna end in two months. What’s the best way to use it before it ends? " ]

[ "Complain about an issue that doesn't actually exist and be incredibly insistent that it is there no matter what anyone says.\n\nYour phone being in good condition and your insistence on there being a problem with it (combined with their inability to figure out what's wrong with it) will pressure them to just say fuck it and give you a new phone anyways. \n\nNot gonna guarantee that it'll work but it's something.", "Literally read what your warranty covers, and do one or multiple of those things. \n\n\nSometimes limited includes theft, but don't do that unless you plan to remove the phone and destroy it because it can be tracked back to your address on file. So it is \" lost \" not stolen. \n\n\nIf you are covered for screen damages, damage the screen. \nYou shouldn't need help to figure this out, just the warranty info. lol", "If the phone works, keep it. If you get a replacement iPhone your only getting a 90 day warranty and the device will be refurbished anyways. \n\nYou literally have nothing to gain, your best off keeping your phone, save yourself the hassle and you’ll have a better handset by NOT trying to get it replaced for no reason.\n\nApple are NOT going to give you a new phone. It doesn’t work like that. Sorry to burst your bubble.", "The best way to use it would probably involve breaking the phone; a close friend of mine had gotten replacement iPhone after accidently breaking the screen. I don't really recommend actually going out of your way to use the warranty however; anyone who has attempted repair on iPhone would know that their replacement phones are not going to last long due to worn out hardwares inside, and that's because of Apple's business model----they want you to buy a new iPhone ASAP and give them your money.\n\nTL;DR: avoid using warranty unless your iPhone actually has issues" ]

[ 14, 7, 4, 1 ]

[ "Noisy colleague making it impossible to work, management won't do anything. ", "Noisy colleague making it impossible to work, management won't do anything. ", "Noisy colleague making it impossible to work, management won't do anything. ", "Noisy colleague making it impossible to work, management won't do anything. ", "Noisy colleague making it impossible to work, management won't do anything. " ]

[ "Just leave a note with ‘can you keep your bagpipe volume voice to a minimum - thanks’", "Find a staff member who is leaving to read her the riot act. They have nothing to lose and they will be a hero forever more in that office lmao.", "Talk loudly with other people in the office about how annoying she is. It's a bit direct but she should get the message quickly.", "[https://youtu.be/oDgez8QDAKo?t=107](https://youtu.be/oDgez8QDAKo?t=107)\n\n​\n\nSend her this video from various throwaway email accounts several times throughout the day", "Walk up to her desk and talk slightly, but noticeably louder than her until she gets the message. Stay cheerful and oblivious throughout. Or just ask her nicely as a favor. You don't need authority to do that." ]

[ 4, 4, 3, 1, 1 ]

[ "How to get contractor’s license and permit bond to pay out for a claim ", "How to get contractor’s license and permit bond to pay out for a claim " ]

[ "I've worked in construction project management for about a year now and ran into a similar situation when I just joined. Our guys installed a water meter on their own (our construction team is unhinged and I'm exploring other construction companies atm) when a licensed plumber was supposed to do that. We paid a fee (looks like it was $650) and had to have a licensed plumber install a city approved meter. Nothing more, nothing less. Definitely refuse to pay for their mistake if they try to make you pay it.", "Lawyer up. Sue for damage, legal fees, violation of contract, distress, etc." ]

[ 2, 0 ]

[ "How to sit in first class with a coach ticket? I’m going to be flying soon for the first time since very little and I’d like to try to sit in first class. I’ve heard of just waiting and being the last to get on, and snagging an empty seat. Any other tricks? \n\n", "How to sit in first class with a coach ticket? I’m going to be flying soon for the first time since very little and I’d like to try to sit in first class. I’ve heard of just waiting and being the last to get on, and snagging an empty seat. Any other tricks? \n\n", "How to sit in first class with a coach ticket? I’m going to be flying soon for the first time since very little and I’d like to try to sit in first class. I’ve heard of just waiting and being the last to get on, and snagging an empty seat. Any other tricks? \n\n" ]

[ "Spill your drink on a first class seat so no one else wants to sit there.", "Your problem will be trying to board the plane with the first class passengers. The stewardesses will check your tickets.", "Sprinkle crushed peanuts on your seat and claim you have an allergy. The easiest thing to for airlines to do is not to make anyone have to move and put you in an empty seat. Usually first class should have the most." ]

[ 3, 1, 1 ]

[ "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?", "how do I keep overpayment from my job? My employer just overpaid me by about 1000 dollars. This is a per diem job. What happened was I worked 36 hours and 2 were holiday hours. He accidentally put in 36 hours, then ADDED 34 and then 2 holiday hours. So I got a ton of overtime. If they come looking for it I'll pay it back. But I'd prefer to keep it. I'm broke as shit right now. How can I avoid them taking it?" ]

[ "just don't say anything, but you need to plan as if they will ask for it back (and you would be legally required to) so don't spend it as if it were free money.", "It’s in your best interest to just say nothing until they notice, say you have already spent all the money, but they’ll most likely deduct it from your next pay check sadly", "This happened to me once when I was just starting out working at a pizza shop, they deposited two checks for me in one week by mistake. I never said anything and nothing ever came of it.", "I fairly certain you’ll have to pay it back/have it garnished. With that amount if they garnish they will need to work with you as a payment type plan, remember, they are the ones that messed up. Also if you’re in California you can feasibly keep it, last I remember there was a law that was basically “if you over paid and they refuse to give it back then boo hoo” I used to work for a staffing firm and they were obsessive about time/rates/billing for contract workers. That was a while ago though so would double check that.", "Keep it but do NOT spend it. \nAs tempting as it is to just keep the lump sum, this can screw you over BIG in the long run. Like having to go to court, being found guilty, having wages garnished to pay back the money if you're found in the wrong, and it can get worse than that. \n\nWhat you can do is invest it in something like a savings account or CDs or something of the sort and make money off that money. \n**But** you need to have access to it to pay it back! When (if!) they ask for it back, you need to be able to produce it or you're in the wrong.\n\nYou really need to check local laws as every place has different rules. \nOne place will require you to notify the employer when you realize the error. \nSome have statute of limitations where you can keep the money after a certain time. \nSome have a rule that overpayments are yours to keep.\n\nCheck your local laws. Google is your friend on this. \n\nAnd any advice you receive on Reddit, including from me, is not from a lawyer (even if the person says they are). \nDo the legwork yourself and make sure listening to someone else doesn't put you in the wrong.", "Spend it on drugs and hookers. If boss wants the money back, tell him to go talk to Cinnamon to get it back.", "We had an employee say that his bank is set up for automatic payments and it was all gone", "I just got a letter from my states employment commission saying they overpaid me during the pandemic and theyre billing me $3,000. If you do keep the money hold on to as much of it as you can, because like some other people said they might demand the money back", "Put it in a high interest savings for 6 months and let it accrue free money while you wait. At the worst, you make $50 or something for free", "Play dumb, pretend you didn’t notice as you are ‘super broke right now and some other expenses came out of your account’. Expect it to be deducted from your next paycheque. If it never gets noticed you are laughing. Tell them you didn’t even look at the stub.\n\nYou probably payed a lot more taxes than you should have on that cheque but it will sort itself out next tax time.", "Say nothing and come up with an excuse in case they ask you, such as \"oh, I haven't looked into that account\"", "Employers steal $50 billion in wages every year in just the US.\n\nIf half the US is working, that’d be $333 per person. Keeping an overpayment like this is fine, he’ll steal it back soon enough.", "They won't audit. This is a minor mistake. Keep your mouth shut and be ready to repay. Act dumb if they figure it out.", "One thing to consider: are you willing to burn your bridge with the company over this money? \n\nJust generally speaking, it seems that it would be unlikely that a company wouldn't realize this mistake. The company in general, or your boss or someone in HR or payroll specifically, might be pissed that you got this money and didn't say anything.", "There’s some weird cosmic easy come easy go law with money. I don’t believe in spooky shit but my life has proven this over and over again. Every single windfall I’ve gotten has been met with an equivalent random expense. If I didn’t earn it, I don’t want it. \n\nThis isn’t a moral thing, I’m not saying you’re ethically wrong trying to keep it, just saying it might be in your best interest to bring this up to your job.", "Like most have said, say nothing and there's a good chance it won't get caught. BUT! You're here at ULPT, let's get dirty. I'm making some assumptions here since you said per diem job, mainly you're ok never working for them again.\n\nIf it's direct deposit, close out the account they deposited it to and transfer it to a new account. Some banks will let them pull it out automatically if it's within a certain timeframe.\n\nIf they contact you about it, two options:\n1. Just don't respond, ghost them, make them decide if trying to get in touch with you is worth the investment. $1000 to you is great, $1000 to them could be a rounding error. \n2. Respond with the following: \"I'll be forwarding your request to my accountant for review, they will be in touch after a full audit. They've informed me they'll be contacting you for records and documentation regarding our interactions. Their legal team may be involved as this is a sensitive matter.\"\n2a. Get yourself a fake accountant/lawyer email, something like \"[email protected]\" and send them a very formal looking email, including letterhead and business logos (don't overdo it, you're a professional!) Make up innocuous sounding fake forms like \"As outlined in USC 28.43-h, I am formally requesting the following documents: OCF-28, OCF-29, a verified IDRA_2B, as well as the past 7 years of IRS regulated income/deposit security authorizations. Bonus points if you send this instead via certified mail from a PO Box.\n\nAfter that, probably anything else is gonna cost more than $1000 and just pay it back. Good luck!!", "let them come to you, if you say nothing until they bring it up you’re legally not responsible", "im 17 and work at a pizza place, i usually get paid around $200-250, hours havent changed for me and i got paid $860 today.. will i get caught? im in michigan.. idk how the laws with overpayment work 😭", "eventually you'll have to pay it back so be honest and tell and pay it back them before they ask.", "What ever happened with this? It’s been a few months. Did you get to keep it?", "Use the money to invest in something that will make you even more money so you won't be broke when they pull it out of your next pay check", "They’re going to find out and you’re going to be responsible for it at some point. Keep it if you want but don’t spend it. That will only make it worse.", "Say nothing, but if it's a smaller business they'll likely notice and ask for it back. You're required to return it, so don't spend it for a while.", "Put it into a saving account that will earn interest. If they ask for it back, then you’ll have some extra from the interest. If they don’t ask for it back, boom, now you’ve got more money!", "Keep the shit worst cares scenario they have to hire a lawyer and take you to small claims. Hopefully if they pursuit getting it back you can pay in increments but it shouldn’t affect cr", "Just save it for long term, let it be the start of a savings plan, try to earn your way out of being broke 😀", "I’ve had this once with my whole monthly salary, something had gone wrong during onboarding and they paid me twice. Anyways, company admitted they were in the wrong, and told me I could keep it. I had put it into an ETF at the time, and had already gained 20% within half a year. Mind you, this was a ton more than the $1000 you’re talking about. It all depending on your size of the company and their HR/finance dep. \n\nPoint is, I bet they find out and will come to you eventually. In my case, it took them half a year. I reckon they noticed something in their books being off. Doubt if this will happen with $1000 though.", "It depends - do you want to keep the job and build a career there?\n\nIf so, it behooves you to be upfront and proactively raise the issue to them so they can resolve. Otherwise, that could seriously hurt your chances at promotion/raises if it's noticed.\n\nIf not, keep the money until they say anything...", "If your objective is just to stop them from taking the money back out if your account (assuming direct deposit), you’d want to empty your checking account, either with a cash withdrawal or moving it to a different bank, and make sure the existing account does not allow for any kind of overdraft protection.\n\nThis would of course mean any automatic or recurring payments tied to your checking account would need to be moved to the other bank as well.", "If you do direct deposit, they're just going to take it back and you're not going to be able to do anything about it. You signed something saying they're allowed to deduct money from your account in case of mistakes just like this one.\n\nIf you get paid by a paper check, they'll demand the money back when (not if) they eventually notice. And if you don't have the money to give back, they'll just deduct it from your next paycheck.\n\nThere really aren't many options for you here, unethical or not.", "If they have any sort of accounting department then they will know and you will have to give it back. I get paid once a month and they paid me double once, they caught it and I just had them keep my next check to cover it, it was easier that way.", "If they ask charge them a insane fee for it back say maintenance fee legally im sure its fine cause why couldn't you charge them a fee for it back just like the atm charges a fee to access your Money 😏😏", "If their finance department is worth a damn, there's a 100% chance they will eventually notice this and you will need to pay it back.", "I tell others I don’t watch my paystubs when I’m reality I watch them like a hawk. I don’t work for free. I was laid off and they made me sit for two days unpaid in camp until they could grant a flight for me. Same company hired me back and I worked a 12 hour shift, not abnormal. Instead of the break down of the hours though I got 12 hours at Double time wages, so 10 hours more. I said nothing and was never called on it. Tax season is over so good luck to the accountant but I’ll go work for them again no issue", "I just looked into this because it happened to me twice with two different employers after quitting. One for $1800 and another for around $500. And no it wasn’t severance pay or sick time payout or anything. The last employer actually put in an ACH reversal to get their money back, and succeeded. They’re only supposed to be able to get it back through ACH reversal if they notice within 30 or 60 days though. My bank didn’t stop the ACH reversal even though they were past the deadline, and I had to call their fraud department and file a claim. My bank ended up just reimbursing me theirselves for allowing it to happen.", "I got a 700e overpayment from my past employer, (a few months ago) and in my country they apparently have 3 years to notice their mistake and ask for this money back...\nBut they'd have to take me to court to make me pay them back and I'm not sure it would be worth their while. Fingers crossed they never notice 🤞🏻", "Good chances of they catch it they let you know and take it out of your next check.", "Seriously just pay it back. I promise you, that you will see a better return. I am a person that can not spend money that isn’t mine and can’t enjoy it, even if it’s a big corporation. My integrity is very valuable to me.", "My check was 15k instead of 1500.00. I told the payroll guy the next day. All he said was \"Damn well I'll figure it out later\". Later never came and I ended up quitting a year later. Thanks Jim lol", "It’s just $1000, not life changing. Just inform your employer. Coming off honest, and not looking over your shoulder has more value.", "Don't keep the money. When their accounting or payroll department notices the error, they'll ask for the overpayment returned, and you're legally obligated to do so. If you don't have the money to give them, they can garnish your wages until it's paid back. Unless you don't have any bills, it's going to hurt having a reduced paycheck for awhile. I strongly encourage you to be honest and let them know about the error. Maybe you'll get lucky and they'll let you keep it.", "Put it in an index fund or something that will make you money. That way if they eventually do come knocking for it, you’ve made something on it.\n\nBanks and retirement accounts do it all the time with your money.", "Could pay it back and they might let you keep it. \n\n“Sir, i noticed you overpaid. I’m so broke, I would love to keep it, but it’s was a mistake. Here you go.” \n\nThat contractor will think the world of you in his eyes. Probably want to hire you again for being so honest. If any of that might apply, you could consider giving it back before they catch it. If he’s a small business, he might let you keep some of it. Who knows. Being a good person does have it’s place in the world. \n\nIf you want to keep it and pray he’s too lazy to double check his work, that works too." ]

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[ "Keep a load of tabs open all the time, maybe have a bunch of the tabs playing video so it slows down even more", ":(){:|:&};:\n\nThis collection of funny smiley faces is called a fork bomb and it will do that and go a little beyond, eventually freezing up the system entirely. Type it into your bash shell of choice.", "Find a way to ask it to calculate a long math question. \nSomething along the lines of defining pi to the n'th° ? Just have to ensure you use your computers processor to do all the calculations. \n\nNot sure, but rather what came to mind reading your question. Figure they require super computers to figure out NASA trajectory math questions... there gotta be something on that. Good luck! 😁", "Heres a list of methods:\n\n(Best solution in my opinion, only works on windows)\nFirstly, open up task manager in windows. Find google chrome and right click on the program. Look for affinity and priority in the right click menu. Click on affinity and uncheck all the cpu boxes except for cpu 0. Now do the same thing and click on priority. Set the priority to “Low”\n\nOpen a bunch of tabs until your computer is slowed down.\n\nOpen up a webpage that is very heavy on performance.\n\nDisable hardware acceleration in google chrome settings. \n\n\n\nOpen up other programs on your computer that will take up resources, which means google chrome is unable to make full usage of your computers processing power.\n\nIf you are on windows, there should be settings that tell windows the amount of resources are specific program is allowed to use. Look for google chrome, and set it to “Power save” mode instead of “Performance” mode.\n\nGo to the google chrome webstore, and download a shit ton of extensions.\n\nThere is a program called cpukiller. This will slow down your computer a significant amount but it will also make your entire computer (not just google chrome) slow. I dont recommend this solution unless if the other methods don’t work.\n\n\n\nI Hope this helps\n\n" ]

[ 6, 5, 3, 1 ]

[ "How do you pay someone under the table and keep the books straight? We are small sandwich shop and will have couple of friends helping us out in part-time bases. We want to pay them under the table and looking for some good ways to do this.", "How do you pay someone under the table and keep the books straight? We are small sandwich shop and will have couple of friends helping us out in part-time bases. We want to pay them under the table and looking for some good ways to do this.", "How do you pay someone under the table and keep the books straight? We are small sandwich shop and will have couple of friends helping us out in part-time bases. We want to pay them under the table and looking for some good ways to do this.", "How do you pay someone under the table and keep the books straight? We are small sandwich shop and will have couple of friends helping us out in part-time bases. We want to pay them under the table and looking for some good ways to do this.", "How do you pay someone under the table and keep the books straight? We are small sandwich shop and will have couple of friends helping us out in part-time bases. We want to pay them under the table and looking for some good ways to do this.", "How do you pay someone under the table and keep the books straight? We are small sandwich shop and will have couple of friends helping us out in part-time bases. We want to pay them under the table and looking for some good ways to do this.", "How do you pay someone under the table and keep the books straight? We are small sandwich shop and will have couple of friends helping us out in part-time bases. We want to pay them under the table and looking for some good ways to do this.", "How do you pay someone under the table and keep the books straight? We are small sandwich shop and will have couple of friends helping us out in part-time bases. We want to pay them under the table and looking for some good ways to do this.", "How do you pay someone under the table and keep the books straight? We are small sandwich shop and will have couple of friends helping us out in part-time bases. We want to pay them under the table and looking for some good ways to do this.", "How do you pay someone under the table and keep the books straight? We are small sandwich shop and will have couple of friends helping us out in part-time bases. We want to pay them under the table and looking for some good ways to do this.", "How do you pay someone under the table and keep the books straight? We are small sandwich shop and will have couple of friends helping us out in part-time bases. We want to pay them under the table and looking for some good ways to do this.", "How do you pay someone under the table and keep the books straight? We are small sandwich shop and will have couple of friends helping us out in part-time bases. We want to pay them under the table and looking for some good ways to do this.", "How do you pay someone under the table and keep the books straight? We are small sandwich shop and will have couple of friends helping us out in part-time bases. We want to pay them under the table and looking for some good ways to do this.", "How do you pay someone under the table and keep the books straight? We are small sandwich shop and will have couple of friends helping us out in part-time bases. We want to pay them under the table and looking for some good ways to do this." ]

[ "Pay them cash from your own personal accounts… not from the business revenue\nBasically just take cash that’s already been accounted for and taxed", "Inflate easily inflated expenses like wastage and give them the difference.\n\nOr just don't report orders that pay in cash and don't want a receipt and just give them that cash.", "Put a dummy vendor in your computer and \"pay\" the dummy vendor the cash you actually pay your under the table employees.", "Restaurant? Write it off as a produce delivery- many of them take cash when you buy local", "you do the same as a ma and pa shop that hires illegal aliens and undocumented workers by paying them in cash or check. If you get busted that's on you. Usually what I often see is them claiming that their workers are part timers and report only a few hours of work a week when in reality they're doing 50.", "Go back in time a few years. Get a PPP loan. Don't pay it back \"it will be forgiven by the government instead of student debt\" use that money to pay them. 👍", "Car and transportation expenses. Your company makes deliveries on its own. You paid for car ie your personal car in cash. This delivery scheme failed to work out or the car was totaled or whatever. Basically use massive expenses of you and claim. Their business expenses. Good if you don't already use this scam.", "For those who pay in cash, don't ring it up on the register until you have the amount owed to whatever employee. No audit trail, and the discrepancies in produce can just be accounted for by normal wastage in day to day sales.", "Generate fake receipts for products or services and use this to deduct from your taxes. If you're ever audited, just claim you used the company/service one time and never heard from them again. \n\nThe \"legit\" way is to do a 1099, but then the \"vendor\" would have to pay taxes. If one does a lot of one time sales, rarely does the customer do a 1099, they just use the bill/receipt to balance their taxes.", "Offer a certain percentage off if the customer pays in cash. Keep a written receipt book of the daily sales and if there is enough dough to front your friends call it a win.", "Place a cheap impulse buy item display like gum or breath mints by the register. Take one of these items and place it on the countertop. Ring up every purchase and add item. If a customer notices you apologize, say you thought the item was theirs, and issue refund. Use extra money made to pay your friends.", "Paying them *on* the books is how you get the most write-offs for your business... why would you want to pay them under the table...?", "Don’t book a corresponding amount of income. If your cash income is 1,000 and you pay the employee $500 UTT your taxable income is $1000. But if you book 500 and pay 500 UTT your taxable income is 500.", "I understand this sub, but this is just hot water all over. Normally even my moral compass points south, but on this one, prob gotta do it the correct way" ]

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[ "How can I play this video: LV13_INTER ADV ACC_Consolidation.mp_cs_O3iim1_sz_190367218_1611474735 ", "How can I play this video: LV13_INTER ADV ACC_Consolidation.mp_cs_O3iim1_sz_190367218_1611474735 " ]

[ "Open it in a hex ", "Have you tried dragging it into VLC? If VLC can’t play it, it probably requires a special codec or software. Maybe you can try giving it different media file extensions, but I doubt it would be that easy." ]

[ 2, 2 ]

[ "My current girlfriend just told me she was raped by a guy at our university a couple years ago. How do I make his life hell? ", "My current girlfriend just told me she was raped by a guy at our university a couple years ago. How do I make his life hell? " ]

[ "Get her to a survivors group and respect her wishes through the whole process.", "This might be a super crazy idea but just hear me out...go to the police? Just saying. It could work. Super crazy, be careful man. " ]

[ 4, 3 ]

[ "how do I verify my student eligibility with Unidays when I'm not actually a student? ", "how do I verify my student eligibility with Unidays when I'm not actually a student? " ]

[ "https://www.dallascollege.edu/admissions/pages/default.asp \n\n TX, they recently changed the name from DCCCD to Dallas College but nothing has changed. They have always had an open door policy and Admissions letters that were preprinted with work-study students working in admissions would fill in the name of those applying in person. Now assumedly you're out state just go to the website apply for admissions (not required to graduate high school, no GED requirements, residency in Texas or Dallas county not required, no college experience required, no money required for application where admissions process, no transcript requirements from high school or any other college unless you're serious about going there and want financial aid) \n\nInput your real info, it feels like signing up for some social site and takes about the same amount of time and as soon as you click submit you get an legitimate Admissions Letter and issued a Student ID and Student Email.\n\n\nThere's way too much unnecessary information on the requirements to register for class. Bullshit. \n\n\n\nThe most efficient way is to just register for classes which will generate an amount due if you don't pay for classes within 24 hours most times they're just dropped from your schedule or it creates a negative balance until the first day of school or you play the balance. Go to website like ID.me after you register before the 24 hour period have them verify your student status and create an account for your student email with them: you're set! \nOr you do it site by site on a Case by case basis. \n\nI also found that if you have someone's social security number and birthday you can use the Dallas College admission process and have ID.me student verification process to confirm your identity as an entirely different person. \n\n\nSo excited to help Foster the new age of criminals and miscreants, power to the opposition!", "Per the rules, you shouldn’t follow this advice…\n\nUse your friends’. If you don’t have friends, find a younger cousin with a school email and pay them off." ]

[ 2, 1 ]

[ "How can I earn money, any way that's not illegal, please suggest anything at all that's come to mind. ", "How can I earn money, any way that's not illegal, please suggest anything at all that's come to mind. ", "How can I earn money, any way that's not illegal, please suggest anything at all that's come to mind. " ]

[ "It's not a lot, but you can try survey junkie. I used to make about $50/week doing it just in my spare time.\n\nThe only thing is that they only take so many people for each survey from each demographic. So basically, 30 yo straight white woman was always denied, so I used to answer the qualifying questions as a middle aged Latino male in the 150k/year income range. Once I did that, I got a lot more survey opportunities.", "financial dominatrix on twitter / freelance your talents you have, make an LLC if you can / pet sit or groom / I think it depends too where you live and the demographics of your area. where do you think you can capitalize on your skills? are you handy, a good writer, a good organizer? you can do it! just gotta get a bit creative :)", "Anything booming from the quarantine: Grocery stores, Amazon, anything doing deliveries like UPS, Doordash" ]

[ 3, 1, 1 ]

[ "My apartment lease is ending soon and the owner wants to rent it as an Airbnb, how to keep the apartment? ", "My apartment lease is ending soon and the owner wants to rent it as an Airbnb, how to keep the apartment? ", "My apartment lease is ending soon and the owner wants to rent it as an Airbnb, how to keep the apartment? " ]

[ "call you local zoning dept. lots of places have rules about those sorts of arrangements.", "Definitely investigate if they have it coded for short term/vacation rentals. If they’re not legally supposed to rent out the place as an Airbnb, they might have to default back to a long term tenant.\nHave you asked to renew the lease?", "Talk to them about what they might expect for amount of time the place won't be rented (will vary by location and season). Talk to them about the hassles of maintaining the place, linen changes, etc. Talk to them about wear and tear to the place. Any additional insurance or town permits?\n\n5x your rent may not be much of they are vacant 40% of the year, they have additional maintenance and cleaning costs, insurance, permits, etc. \n\nSo how far up in rent might you be willing to go after getting them to consider that 5x won't be 5x?" ]

[ 3, 2, 1 ]

[ "You know how a lot of job applications have those psychological personality tests? How should I fill those out and act on the interview if I want/need to fake a personality to get hired? ", "You know how a lot of job applications have those psychological personality tests? How should I fill those out and act on the interview if I want/need to fake a personality to get hired? ", "You know how a lot of job applications have those psychological personality tests? How should I fill those out and act on the interview if I want/need to fake a personality to get hired? ", "You know how a lot of job applications have those psychological personality tests? How should I fill those out and act on the interview if I want/need to fake a personality to get hired? ", "You know how a lot of job applications have those psychological personality tests? How should I fill those out and act on the interview if I want/need to fake a personality to get hired? ", "You know how a lot of job applications have those psychological personality tests? How should I fill those out and act on the interview if I want/need to fake a personality to get hired? ", "You know how a lot of job applications have those psychological personality tests? How should I fill those out and act on the interview if I want/need to fake a personality to get hired? ", "You know how a lot of job applications have those psychological personality tests? How should I fill those out and act on the interview if I want/need to fake a personality to get hired? ", "You know how a lot of job applications have those psychological personality tests? How should I fill those out and act on the interview if I want/need to fake a personality to get hired? ", "You know how a lot of job applications have those psychological personality tests? How should I fill those out and act on the interview if I want/need to fake a personality to get hired? ", "You know how a lot of job applications have those psychological personality tests? How should I fill those out and act on the interview if I want/need to fake a personality to get hired? " ]

[ "Or pretend to be normal.\n\nIf u can't get out ur head long enough to pretend to be normal.. U got problems", "Most of what they're looking for IS faking. If youre too enthusiastic, they know you're lying and you cant be trusted.", "Act like the most naive person you’ve ever met. Nobody steals, you trust people, slow to anger.", "Have you ever had a significant other? \n\n\nSometimes you just need to say what they want to hear. \nSame with those tests.", "These tests are designed to determine how you will act if the company is guilty of wrongdoing or how you treat power above you.\n\nAny question that deals with these subjects require answers that involves obeying authority even when wrong, and covering the company from prosecution. Answer appropriately, always video everything at work, immediately report any fuckery to the appropriate government regulatory body after getting whistleblower status.\n\nAll this seems kind of nuclear, but hey, that's the world we live in now.", "Maybe you could find a practice version online and see what results you get?", "On 1-10 type questions, never answer a 1 or a 10, always something moderately in the direction you believe, unless it is a clear cut and dry question\n\nQ: How fair of a person are you?\n1 absolutely fair without fault...10 I only care about myself and everybody else can get fucked\nA: 2\n\nQ: Is it ok to drown a normal, 10y/o kid in a bathtub?\n1 it's never ok to drown a kid in a bathtub...10 kids are annoying and only add to the decline of society and the health of the planet. Kill them all\nA: 1", "I had a friend find the Best Buy personality test online to study, fail it, still get invited for an interview because he knew me, get the questions wrong about stealing in said interview that normally automatically disqualify you, still manage to get the job, sleep in his first day, get pulled over on the frantic ride in as he was getting his khakis on behind the wheel, somehow get let off the hook for that, and finally show up an hour late still reeking of booze from the night before. I shoved money at him for Tic Tacs from near the registers. \n\nContrary to what you might expect, he ended up being a model employee and stayed significantly longer than I did. \n\nAnyway, good luck and don’t be like Anthony!", "Dude I had a question on one ask me if I thought porn was morally ok or if I watch porn something like that. I was like wtf...", "Act like you are a selfless sheep 🐑 that only lives and cares for the company and customers. You have no life and are definitely not doing it for the money. \n\nWorks every time", "Honest as an Eagle Scout\n\nPro company as a cheerleader can cheer for the home team" ]

[ 25, 19, 9, 5, 3, 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, 1 ]

[ "Will I be refunded for a package if I write refuse on it and give it to the post office to give back to the seller? ", "Will I be refunded for a package if I write refuse on it and give it to the post office to give back to the seller? ", "Will I be refunded for a package if I write refuse on it and give it to the post office to give back to the seller? ", "Will I be refunded for a package if I write refuse on it and give it to the post office to give back to the seller? " ]

[ "Ebay? Not likely. \n\nThey can be just as unethical and claim you got it and refuse to refund", "I mean wish will pretty much refund you no questions asked. Maybe ask to see a picture if you say it's damaged. They also don't want it back lol.", "Wish customer service are pretty good from personal experience and also do not require the product sent back.", "Ebay Money Back Guarantee will deny you for not accepting a package. You cannot refuse or return to sender. You must accept and then file a return." ]

[ 5, 3, 1, 1 ]

[ "When someone asks you what you think of something they like (and you don't like that thing), what are some good lies/good phrases to make them feel good that won't be easy to spot what you're doing? ", "When someone asks you what you think of something they like (and you don't like that thing), what are some good lies/good phrases to make them feel good that won't be easy to spot what you're doing? ", "When someone asks you what you think of something they like (and you don't like that thing), what are some good lies/good phrases to make them feel good that won't be easy to spot what you're doing? ", "When someone asks you what you think of something they like (and you don't like that thing), what are some good lies/good phrases to make them feel good that won't be easy to spot what you're doing? ", "When someone asks you what you think of something they like (and you don't like that thing), what are some good lies/good phrases to make them feel good that won't be easy to spot what you're doing? " ]

[ "\"I just started it, dont tell me anything or you'll spoil it!\"\n\nBoom. Shell never bring it up again.", "“I hear that’s really popular” or (if being obscure is the point) “I’ve been told that fans of X are really perceptive.”\n\nIf asked directly if you like it, “I feel like I’m missing something, but I prefer [other thing you may have in common, hoping to change the subject]”.", "Being tactful is a learned skill. You might think it sucks (which is a perfectly fine opinion), but if you don't think the other person feels the same way then you might sound like you're coming on too strong. Instead of saying \"It sucks\", you can say \"I'm not personally a fan of it, but I know other people seem to enjoy it\". You still said you didn't like it, but it doesn't make the other person feel attacked if they themselves do like it", "Why is the truth difficult? You don't have to like shows other people like. Just be honest?", "Tell her you just started it. Then you watch some episodes and on the next date you lie to her that you like it and you both have the same taste which hopefully leads to some sexy time. Everything else would be ethical." ]

[ 9, 4, 2, 1, 0 ]

[ "is it illegal to submit fake receipt images to recepit submission apps such as ReceiptHog? ", "is it illegal to submit fake receipt images to recepit submission apps such as ReceiptHog? " ]

[ "It’s probably against their terms of service, but probably not illegal. However, that’s a broad statement with a lot of factors like where you live.", "I don't know about legality, but I stopped using those apps when in addition to taking a picture of the receipt I had to scan the barcodes on the items - all for pennies. I might have continued if I could have scanned the items as I chose them in the store, then scanned the recept later. but usually by the time I was scanning the recept, I was home and had my groceries put away." ]

[ 3, 1 ]

[ "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**", "How do I make a 5-6 year old kid go away while I use my PC? There's some work being done inside my house and the son of the worker is really curious and wild-sort. He keeps roaming around me when I sit to use my desktop PC and talks endlessly. I am barely able to keep him from pressing every key without being abusive. Every time he comes near the PC, I alt+tab to a random thread and tell him that I am working. However, he still keeps talking kid-trash and wants to direct his boredom towards the PC.\n\nI sit in a separate room. Can't close the door as I have to keep an eye on/talk with the worker. I want to be able to make the kid not want to come near the PC, in an intelligent way. For example, I was thinking of turning on some religious vid next time he comes, but I am not sure that'll work.\n\n**Important background:** I live in a poor neighborhood, the kind where ppl use phones with buttons. I am on friendly terms with the worker, and the kid's from a family who doesn't even have internet. He has no idea that computers have music, games, movies, etc. When I am moving around the house I can manage the kid fine - restrict him from touching everything, engage in nonsense chat with him a bit, and tell him to play on the swing outside.\n\n**" ]

[ "As a parent of an 8 and 6 year old let me tell you, they never go the fuck away.", "One of those high frequency cat scarers. You probably won't hear it, but to him it will be loud... Very ULPT!", "unethical : ever heard of the word **BASEMENT** ??\n\nEthical:\n\ntry giving the child something else to play with... something like an old phone with games in it, if you have any..\n\nif you don't have such thing you can give him a challenge/bribe... something like.. **if you play outside for like 3 hrs without speaking or talking to me then i'll let you play in this computer** or whatever clickbait you can imagine.. that kid can like play for 30-40 mins and come back to you and you can again tell him thats time's not up and because you came here so it will restart... its not full proof but effect a lot...\n\nthis is what i do with kids around me..", "I see you've gotten an answer, but as you said you're on friendly terms then politely asking the parent to keep the kid away should really be all you need to do.\nI really wouldn't be offended as a parent if you said to me \"hey Dembe I could really use some peace could you keep little X away while you work, maybe bring some games or colouring pads next time\"\nIt's literally OUR job as parents.", "Why are most of these responses telling you to be kind to the child? It’s ULPT. Buy a fucking dog / child gate and put it in your doorway with a lock on it. That way he can’t get in and you can still see the worker.", "You have something important. A P.C. makes you important. The child wants to be important as well. Give the child an important job like you have. Sorting things is an excellent way to pass the time, and is age appropriate. Get some blocks. Thrift stores have sets for really cheap. Any type will do. \n\nOr just get the kid a gameboy and realise being stuck at work with your parent is the most boring thing in the world and without video games or T.V, it is really hard to not be annoying.", "Tell the worker not to bring his kid round your house as you aren't a babysitter?", "Have you ever tried simply turning off your PC sitting down with the children and hitting them?", "Tell him that you'll give him $50 if he leaves you alone for the day. And then just... don't.", "Maybe find out his favorite show from the dad, pirate all of it, and use it as a reward for leaving you alone. Or just have the show on to distract him, and tell him if he can last the whole day without bothering you while you \"work\" you'll give him a piece of candy. Basically bribe the little fucker", "Years ago I started a mandatory electric collar for guests (crazy family reunion) and I find it really helps establish general ground rules and helps everyone define barriers!", "Maybe Im missing something here, but why is the worker bringing his kid to your house to begin with? Thats unprofessional as hell and could possibly even be illegal depending on the kind of work being done.\n\nAnd even if theres some reason why the worker HAS to bring his kid with him, what reason is there you cant tell him \"look, your kid keeps trying to play with my computer, and he's gonna break something. You need to keep him away from my computer if youre gonna be bringing him over here. If he keeps putting my property in danger, he's not gonna be allowed over here.\"\n\nIf you havent tried these two approaches yet, then theres really no need for an ULPT until you do.", "Someone commented about a CAT scan machine but why not use high frequency mosquito sounds like [this](https://youtu.be/Lya_l8pO0P4). If you can't hear it better, find a high pitched ringing and maybe the kid will get annoyed.", "ULPT? Brush the keyboard with a thin coat of really spicy hot sauce and allow to dry. Coat your hands in something like Plumber's skin protector to make it easy to wash the sauce off. Go about your business. DO NOT TOUCH YOUR FACE. Eventually junior will touch his face after typing on your keyboard.\n\nSeriously though, if the kid's presence doesn't annoy you, just his interference then get a second keyboard and zip tie the end of the cable somewhere out of sight so he can't see it's disconnected. Tell the kid it's his and let him think he's helping.", "I'd say get a headset, dosen't even need to work LOL. Just put it on and when he comes around start talking to yourself pretending to be on a call. A dirty look if he lingers should seal the deal if needed.", "Not your problem. Tell the worker to control his kid i\nIf its interfering .", "You just have to scare the shit out of it once real good. Then it will be frightened of you and maintain comfortable distance", "Wtf? If the worker insists on bringing his kid to work, just fire him and hire one who doesn't bring his fucking little shit into work everyday.", "Not too unethical, but do you have an older pc or something you don’t care about anymore? Let them use that. I suppose it’s a little unethical as it will seem like you are a good person but in reality you just don’t want to deal with the kid.", "Just sit the kid down and turn on a\nkid show on netflix, something like cuties.", "How old are you? You can get phone apps that emit a high frequency noise that people over 25 (I think) can't hear but annoy the hell out of younger people. May be worth looking into", "Tell the guy not to bring his kid to work. You're not his babysitter. You're a customer. It's unprofessional of him to bring the kid to work.", "Surprise horror jump scare from the internet will keep this kid at bay, kid might cry so be prepared for that but he wont be near the computer again.", "its not your responsibility to mind that little one, if the workers cant keep their kids in line, find other workers with the mindset of work is work, not the mindset of just let my kid do as it wishes, that or lie about a broken item and tell the worker he will need to keep control of the kid or leave it at home", "Have you tried talking to the kids father about it? Maybe actually engage in a conversation about how you’re feeling instead of finding some kind of weird out of the box way to get a kid to go away.", "I mean...seems like the guy just shouldn't be bringing his kid to work?\n\nYou're paying for his services, you shouldn't need to babysit his kid too.", "\"Do not allow your child into this room while you are working here, or you will not be allowed to bring him at all\"\n\nI mean seriously dude.. it's not your kid, shouldn't be your problem.", "i dont understand why its your job to entertain and babysit the kid? tell the father to watch out for his seed and keep it by him.", "Why is the kid even in your house? Tell the worker you dont want the kid there", "That sort of treatment by parents is unhealthy for the child. You have no obligation there", "Want to make $2? Go through my old book and highlight the word ______ every time you see it.", "The kid needs attention, so it’s going to be tough to get his mind on something else. You can’t take kids head on, the name of the game is diversion. For real I got 3 kids. Most parents stick their kid in front of a screen when they need a moment. If you got a tv, find his show, if he gets tired of it, he won’t tell you, search around for something else. Also try to be kind come from a place of love. Video games are good too.", "Just smack him with a frying pan. It'll prolly knock him out for a couple of hours. Peace and quiet 😌", "I've got 2 ideas, neither of them will technically deter him from wanting to be near the PC but will just redirect his interests.\n\n1. Take any dollar bill and hold it on the wall at head height of the child. The value of the bill is up to you and will mostly depend on how much you think it's worth to keep the little crotch goblin away from you. Tell em that they can keep the money, so long as they can hold it with their head until their parent is done working for the day. This could get expensive, either because you'd have to do this every time the worker is at your residence or because you have to make the dollar amount tempting enough for a kid to keep their head pressed against it on a wall for potentially numerous hours.\n\n2. Got a spare TV/monitor, keyboard, and mouse or are you willing to buy cheap spares? Is the kid not super aware of how to use a PC? If both are true, plug the spare monitor/TV into your PC and plug the keyboard and mouse into the spare display device. If the display device doesn't either have the inputs at all or enough to plug both in, just tape the sons of bitches to the back to make it seem like they are and pray the kid doesn't ask questions. Now put the input devices in front of em and tell him he can \"help\" you with your tasks. You'd essentially be pulling the ole \"giving your sibling the unplugged controller and tell them they're playing\" since the input devices will be plugged into the display and won't be actually functioning. \n\nThis one is more feasible since you could get creative with it and configure the display to be extended and just play some YouTube video of a game and make the kid think they're playing it. You'll still have a kid right near you but at least the kid will be pressing random keys and randomly clicking using devices that aren't actually doing anything. You could even get fancy and use cheap ass wireless input devices (or even a controller instead of the 2 input devices) and a wireless display adapter (wireless HDMI cable essentially) to move the kid farther away from you.", "Why is the worker bringing his son to your house to annoy you and why isn't he keeping an eye on his own kid??", "Why is the guy doing work on your house bringing his fucking kid with him?", "This one is easy. Be kind. Treat him with respect. Tell him to come over to you and that you want to talk with him about what you're doing or answer his questions - whatever floats his boat, but that you need some privacy afterwards. He will agree to it. You take 5 minutes and answer some questions, being friendly the whole time. When you've had enough, tell him you need to do some work and that you need to be left alone. Tell him that you'll call him later when you have a short break. If he hovers, gently remind him that you're busy and you will call him later. If he's getting antsy, call him over for another minute or two and repeat the process. \n\nKids just want to be taken seriously.", "Tell the worker to keep his fucking kid in line? He's in your home, the very least he can do is respect your privacy...", "Tell the worker to find somewhere else for him to go while he works. Fuck are you? Daddy day care?", "Tell him that you have a pet tarantula or snake that escaped the cage and is somewhere in the room. Highly venemous", "Kids can hear high-pitched frequencies that adults can’t. Find one of them on YouTube and play it in the background, adjust the volume from low to high so it’s enough to deter the kid from the PC, but not loud enough to bother him when he’s further away", "Just dump a cup of water in his head, he'll have no idea how to react to it", "It’s not your kid so tell the worker to control his kid or he can find new employment. Also super unprofessional for him to bring his kid", "Im sure its been said before, but why tf is the guy bringing his kid to your house for work? \n\nTell him to get a babysitter your not one. \n\nOr fire him", "Grow up and communicate what you want with the worker you are paying. Lol. Jesus christ are you 13? Who cares if he knows you aren't working. Tell him what you want and set a boundary like a damn adult.\n\nBeing this big of a pushover about the worker wanting to bring his kid and give him free reign of your house but also looking for an unethical solution is the intelligence I would expect from a kid in jr high school.", "Excuse me but this is idiotic to me. Its your house, and these people are not family. You have every right to ask this worker to keep his kid away from your PC, you're not fucking this person so it's not like you need a socially-permissable excuse to get away. Just say \"hey, mind your kid please. I bet he's great but kids are just human-shaped tornados that spin very slowly and my rig is 4 digits worth.\"", "Depending on your age you could play a high pitch noise that only children <18 year olds can hear \n\nIf you have skill/funds you can build/buy a sonic device for that purpose but im betting just playing that frequency from your pc will be enough to drive him off", "Asks is he wants to play astronaut. if he says yes, ducktape him to a closet door and tape a capri sun on him. then say \"lift off\" and close the door.", "You tell his parent to get him or you will be forced to snap at him. If they dont wanna deal with him u shouldnt either.", "You need an audio signal generator and a couple of speakers. \nChildren have a significantly higher threshold of hearing when it comes to tonal spectrum. Like stray dogs and mosquitos, they can perceive tones so high that they are inaudible to any adult. \nOpen the tone generator in your browser or on your phone and switch it on at a few thousand Hz. Now increase the frequency until you just can't hear the tone anymore. Now increase the volume. If you start hearing the tone again, increase the frequency ever so slightly until it is put of range for your hearing again. 100% a 5-6 year old will still be able to hear it. He might be able to hear it, but most adults won't be able to confirm if he talks about it. Whenever he whines about it, just turn it up really loud so that it reaches a pain threshold. This will serve as conditioning stimulus and shup him up long term.", "Why would this 'treatment' be 'unhealthy' for the child? Knowing that they're not the centre of the universe and that other people have a life outside the child's world is an important step in teaching self-control and empathy.\n\nGet him a book.", "Uh... not *your kid* no f’ing reason the kid needs to be there and essentially you’re being forced to babysit him.\n\nEither the kid stays out of the house altogether or gets tied to Daddy with a short leash.\n\nNot your damn problem to supervise some hire’s kid nor should they be there if work’s being done on the house! WTF is the worker even thinking?!?\n\nIf the kid can “play on the swing outside”, they can STAY OUTSIDE and they’re not your responsibility whatsoever. DADDY can parent them.", "This is said in complete humor and by no means actual advice that is EVER condoned, but melatonin gummies do look like normal gummies....", "That seems like a huge insurance liability to have a rando kid walk around someone else's house. yikes.", "Tell his ass to control his child or not to bring him to work on your house.", "Plastic wrap. Make a child sized wall in your doorframe. At least 20 layers thick. Duck tape.", "People throw away & give away ancient computes & laptops all the time. \nGet one for the kid and load it up with a bunch of free old addictive games & cartoons. \n \nPS: I used to be that kid, minus the talking.", "It's not your job to parent their child. It's not your job to entertain their child. It's not your job to give their child any of your time or attention. \n\nWhile it's nice if you want to do any of that, it's not necessary. The fake business call is a good idea. But you can also just say \"No\" and point to the door with a blank face. If repeating doesn't work, involve the parent. That's their job. \n\nPretty ballsy of the worker to bring their kid to work and not keep the kid in check. I'd be looking for a different worker.", "If you've hired someone for a job, they shouldn't be bringing their child around to annoy you. You're paying for a service, not to act as a babysitter for them.", "If he happens to be named Adrian and happens to live outside of tiquipaya bolivia ask him what happened to Linda, and continue to press the issue. He will either admit to killing that duckling or will think that you know he did, and he’ll leave you alone", "I do a couple things for my 4 year old and 6 year old boys,\n\n1- put in headphones, don't play anything on them just leave them in and pretend to not hear the kid\n\n2- I always say \"this is adult stuff, you can't see it or be near it or I get in trouble\"\n\n3- when those both fail I lock them outside the house in the rain or snow until they finally learn a lesson.\n\nTry that.", "Hey OP i know this is Ulpt and obv I dont know the full context between you and your worker’s dynamics etc but like you said they dont have internet or anything so the kid is prolly intrigued and curious as to what is this flashy screen with keys. Slowly gradually teach him what is a computer what does it do what does keys do etc and he will really appreciate you and be happy BUT keep a condition with him that you would teach him for 20-30mins IF he doesnt bother you during remaining time. Its a 5-6 yo kid with curiosities and interests and imo he and his father would appreciate you if you teach him how to use a pc(and make a deal w the kid the do not bother u outside of teaching time in return)", "Have you considered a baby gate? You could still watch the work but have the room gated from the kid.", "Ha! I gotchu fam. Whenever I want my 6 year old sister to leave me alone, I tell her that we’re gonna have an afternoon nap. Then she runs away! Worked everytime lmao.", "Grab an old PC and lan a game of Doom with him. Cap it at 20m in exchange for work time.", "Give the kid an old cheap laptop. He can \"repair\" it for you - he just has to google his way through to make the old laptop run faster on a software level.", "Give him a Gameboy with a copy of Pokemon and battery charger hard wired to a wall outlet in a different room. BUT, you've modified the Pokemon ROM by deleting one of the Pokemon. \n\nHe'll never be able to find and will forever wander around the world in search of that elusive mon. Pokedex never complete. His dream to be the very best never fulfilled. He will eventually enter a spiral of depression and soon, whenever you walk past that room you'll just here the quiet beeps from the Gameboy as he cries to himself \"Gotta catch'em all...\".", "Get trashed on a nightly basis and beat the everloving shit out of him- don’t forget you can even do it when you’re drunk..", "Get this kid some really good books! Books are super cheap, you can get used ones and you could totally change this kid's life through some really solid books. I fucking loved reading at that age! Can I recommend outbreak by Robin cook? it's about the Ebola virus taking over the world and when I was 8 years old it was the coolest and most terrifying thing I could possibly imagine. you got to get him a book like that that feels kind of like it's for grown ups so that he's interested in it.\n\nI also recommend Jurassic Park or other similar books.", "Get them scared. Convince them that the PC could blow at any moment. Convince them that this specific screen could melt their little brains. Just seem like you have their best interest at heart and they’ll believe you.", "Fire the dad. Its fucked up for sure.. But this is ULPT. \nThe son goes when the dad goes.", "Find a room with a locking door and lock them the fuck out. If they start knocking or wanting in pretend you are dead.", "Dude this is horrible but here i go\n\nDo you remember screaming lady videos? You watch a calm video and a screaming woman pops up out of nowhere. Show that to the kid. Kid will be afraid to come near you for the rest of its life. It worked for me.", "Cut their throat without any notice. No screams, no loud bangs. Just dead. Now you can do what you want with that corpse. When you have finished with it, pull out the teeth, burn the fingers and disfigure the face. Just pray their DNA isn't registered anywhere. Cut the body into 6 pieces.now, there are several ways to get rid of the body, the most common is to bury it. If you choose to bury it, be prepared for a long drive to the middle of nowhere with a spare set of clothes. You wrapped that shit up on plastic didn't you? Good and bad, take the body out of the boot and set on the floor and dig like there's no tomorrow. Once you have reached a depth of 5ft tip the body out of the dust sheets into the hole. Fill the hole in. Strip naked, burn the dust sheets and your clothes. Get changed, drive home while listening to Waterloo by abba.", "Asks him if he wants to play Rodeo Cowboy if he says yes, You say \" I go first\", chase him down and hog tie him in the living room. Once he is down yell \"8 Seconds Bitch\". And walk away.", "A \"sociable/caring\" cultural attitude doesn't involve letting someone's kid walk all over you at will lol. Setting boundaries is neither antisocial or uncaring - caring goes both ways.", "“Accidentally” bust him in the teeth with your elbow. When he looks at you shocked (and just before he starts bawling) exclaim loudly: “Oh my god! What did you do?! Are you okay buddy?!” Then death stare him right in the eyes. Problem solved.", "use parental controls. I think there are some apps on phones that let you remotely lock a computer. or just install Linux so he doesn't know how to do shit", "play something like FNaF and time a jumpscare to scare the shit out of him - or some other horror game that has similar jumpscares.\nIf you do have FNaF, a little tip is night 7, set foxy to 20 and everything else to 0. You'll be jumpscared in under 30 seconds, guaranteed.\n\nor any animatronic, as soon as your doors lock up flick your camera. just remembered foxy's jumpscare isnt scary.", "play on of those videos where it looks like nothing then the exorcist girl pops up. problem solved", "keep a small spray bottle filled with water near you, and whenever he gets close, just spray him.\n\nI used it, with pepper water, but has exactly the same results :)", "give him chores. he'll most likely avoid you after a few times but if not it's free labor", "get a cheap used mini laptop on ebay and give it to him. Tell him this is the only one he'll ever get and to leave you to your work forever and if he breaks it, he won't get another chance.", "You could leave a game tab open but have it be one of those scary pop up games, and maybe it’ll scare him away", "You could give him your mobile with youtube and headphones, could distract him for a while.", "You could find a way to get rid of him, or maybe teach him a little about PCs and the internet if he agrees to not disturb you after.", "You can buy things called \"extreme dot to dot\" on amazon and they have dot to dot puzzle with up to 1000 numbers. It takes a long time for kids to do but they often want to do it because curiosity demands they figure out what the picture is.", "When the kid watches over your shoulder, turn up the volume and play scary maze. Pretend that you got scared as well so when the brat cries about it to his daddy, just tell him you were just watching a normal video which turned out to be a screamer and it scared both of you.\n\n", "What about some kind of electrical shocking device like the fake gum toy. You can buy one of these toys and put some aluminum foil and connect a button to the toy and when ever the kids touches the keys he will be zapped. Its safe tho we used zapp ourself many times.", "Well if you want to go really unethical there's a frequency that only small kids can hear that you can turn on when he comes near you lmao. It's a really annoying high pitched sound that only kids can hear.", "Watch some horror movies. When I was young, and my younger brother would want to play my PC, I wrote a small batch program that opens a scary image on a set interval. Then I'll leave and smile as I watch them ran away from the possessed computer.", "Use a picture of Kevin Spacey as your wallpaper.\n\n100% guaranteed the parents will never let their kid anywhere near you.", "ULPT: put a video of a person doing something gross (like throwing up) or put a horror movie to scare him off.", "This sounds like a really good opportunity to get the kid into computers. If you have a spare laptop or tablet, just load it up with some basic kid activities and let him play with it.\n\nI was like that when I was younger, I was memorised by computers but had no access to them. It sucked. Today I work with computers.", "This seems like a really excellent way to establish poorly communicated boundaries, be constantly disappointed when those boundaries aren’t respected, and then eventually completely over react when your control inevitably slips...\n\nTry having this conversation with the kid and the adult instead of the internet", "The religious video seems like a good idea, but he may be excited about a video showing through the computer. What you really need to do is get some good speakers and turn them all the way up. Then play the most hardcore pornography you can. \n\nAnytime you see the kid trying to go in the room l do this. The worker will either never let him be in the room with you, stop bringing the kid with him, or call the cops(the best of the 3, you will never have kids around you again after the conviction) If it doesn’t work, at least you get to watch some porn.", "The absolute chaotic evil energy of coming to unethical life pro tips for help getting rid of a child is fucking hilarious", "Tell the worker that your home is not a daycare and his child is not welcome in your home.", "Tell the worker that the kid is distracting and to please leave the kid home with a sitter. If he cannot afford a sitter - offer to help pay for that sitter- you are essentially buying piece of mind here. OR just flat out tell the dude to please not bring their child to your home due to insurance reasons, too dangerous for the kid - you do the rest. I’m not doing the leg work for you here. Hahahhaha", "Supposedly only kids can hear sounds at 17400 frequency. Try playing that super loud.", "Show him a fucked up creepypasta. The worst possible thing, scar his ass", "Set the screen to greyscale, kids are get hyperfixed on the bright colours. Theyll lose intrest.", "Roughly, where do you live? I’ve only heard similar issues while living outside of the “western world” as you mention “culture”.", "Put software on that causes the PC to go apeshit nuts when ANY key is pressed. BEEPS. warnings, fake errors the whole nine yards.\n\nsit back and enjoy", "Pull up the maze game and tell him it’s The only game you can play on that computer. Offer him a turn and when the scary face appears it should scare him off", "Pull up some porn and wait for him to walk in. Explain to the workers that it was an accident but that the child shouldn't be in there anyway. \n\nThe parent will probably stop their kid from coming to your PC from then on", "Pull up some porn and wait for him to walk in. Explain to the workers that it was an accident but that the child shouldn't be in there anyway. \n\nThe parent will probably stop their kid from coming to your PC from then on", "Pornographic audio files.....really explicit ones constantly in the background....", "Play the torture scenes from the Hostel series at full volume while sharpening your carving knives. Adjust the volume according to the distance he is from you. Should work within a day, with a possible booster scare only necessary if he returns the next day. Pavlov effect is a real thing.", "Play a scary film/video/soundtrack on the computer. If you play porn, or just porn sounds the parents will keep him away. Just porn pictures will do as well. Watching drug related stuff or getting high would do the trick as well.", "Out of all that... I picked up on the fact that you should pay your worker more.", "Ooooh this could work. Have some increasingly terrifying things on your computer start playing when you see him enter, he'll eventually get the picture or at least it'll be his own fucking fault if he chooses to stay and watch in terror, and you can just ignore the screen and look at your phone with headphones on or something so you can play dumb and have plausible deniability that you ever knew he was in the area.", "Not that you will get to this comment. But help yourself by having the kid make you money by doing something ‘fun’. Old school Runescape has a thriving market gold and account market. Have the kid doing some either boring things on your account if you play, or just create an account and have him play on it for you. You can sell the gold you get from what he does on there, or even eventually sell his account. Even if he’s making 50 cents a day, it’s more than nothing. And he can also have a good time while making you a bit of $. Only suggesting this as you said he stays there for many hours at a time, you have a PC + Internet, you are poor, Also he can also have fun while you know you are making money.\n\nYou could also treat some like PPC(Pay per Click) site like a game and have him do something like that. Much less money in them, and most are scams, but be creative : D", "My God you are a real piece of shit. I hope you trip, drop your laptop, and break it.", "Maybe you could make him some slime.. It’s really cheap and kids love it. He’s probably just bored out of his mind.", "Just grow a pair and tell the worker to keep his kid in check. Why is the guy bringing his child to your place while he works on it? Lol", "Just go right to the dad, tell him his kid is distracting you while you're working. If you really need to, say your \"boss complained\" or something so it's all the bosses fault and no one's the bad guy.", "It was *highly* unprofessional for that kid to even be there in the first place. I'd tell that worker to get him out of there at, and refund you for your lost work time.", "Is this like a contractor? In that case I suppose the easy unethical answer would be to just tell him not to bring his kid.\n\nI suppose you could also get some of those shock strips for keeping pets off counter tops and place them around the computer. Let him condition himself to bugger off and he should stop after the third zap.", "Is there something you can give him to play with to distract him? You could use reverse psychology and pretend you really really love the thing you want him to play with, and really lay it on thick “uuuuggghhh fiiiiine I guess you can see it”. Make him think the computer is really boring work stuff. Pretend like you hate the computer.\n\nOr sneak some sleeping pills in some milk and give it to him.", "If you have cable put on Cartoon network or let him have control of the tv - what ever kid movie you got present them to him or say the tv is all yours. Maybe there is a person you know with a kid the same age near your place he can play with?", "If you can afford it, buy the kid a PS 4 and you’ll never see him again.", "If there’s a safe grassy supervised area outside tell them you’ll give them $5 for every four leave clover they find.", "I'm a mom of 4. The only way to keep the kid away from what you've got is to distract them with something more interesting.", "I have a little sister. Don't listen to the stupid first comment, that parent doesn't know how to educate their kid. \n\n* I don't get why you can't tell the co worker to keep their kid out of your room. You dont need a reason to not have someone else's kid be in your room. this should be solution #1. \n\nYou already have a track record of letting the kid do whatever they want around you and they feel they have freedom. kids notice a patter and keep to it, so you need to break that pattern. \n\nNext time he comes in the room tell him you need to talk to him, that you and him need to set some rules and make a fresh start. empheize the word NEW. \n\nTell him its a big problem for you that he comes and when you are using the computer because you are doing many different things that kids dont need to see, or you are working on important things. there are a 1000 reason why you can't have a kid next to you when you are using a computer so you can come up with things on your own or just pirate the game doom, that shit is scary. \n\nBe determined and show him that you are an adult who will not back down. this is important. \n\nLast and most valuble - connect with the kid just a little, show him a cool trick when you are not on the computer. 5 minutes a day with a kid can change his whole view of you. He will see you as someone cool who does important things and when he has time in his busy schedule he plays with you a little. \n\nkids need to ask to go to the bathroom at least once a day. they know how to follow rules. \n\nINB4 this is not unethical.... have you hear of gaslighting?", "I gotta love how this sub praises unethical life tips, but once it involves telling a kid to fuck off we draw a line. It's not your kid, and the worker has no right to bring him to work, let alone have him go near your computer. Tell the worker that you'll find someone else if this keeps up. Problem solved. \n\nOh but then you'd be insulting him and putting him out of work. What, is that too unethical for you?", "I dont know how unethical it is but you could just grab a raspberry pi/some other cheap mini pc and set him up with youtube or something. You never know, the kid might learn something!", "I don't have any tips, came here to laugh at \"talking kid-trash\" LOL!!!!", "Have you tried simply turning off the pc, sitting down with the child, and hitting them?", "Hard core porn. Animal, vegetable it don't matter. things being inserted loudly into other things. Betcha the guy won't let his kid anywhere NEAR your PC.\n\nYour screensaver should be you screaming \"omg I never knew a cucumber could feel SO GOOD INSIDE ME!\"", "Give the kid a tablet/TV. .to go bugger off in other room.\n\nTry eatting lots of beens and farting out of the situation", "Give him a phone of an iPad. Lol. I know you mentioned that in your write up. Well I guess then you are fucked. Give him some work to do and offer to pay him a couple of dollars. Make sure you clear it with the parent, say you it teaches your nephew the meaning of earning a dollar.", "Give him a lollipop or a small toy like a hot wheels car. If you give him a toy, you have to play with it first to show him it is more exciting then the computer. Once he gets it from you he will be busy and will not disturb you.", "Get your computer to generate that high frequency sound that adults can't hear but drives kids up the wall. Have it loud enough that it keeps him away, but quiet enough that he can escape it by staying in another room.", "Get the mosquiter. It’s a speaker that plays a whining noise that only kids can hear because our hearing changes permanently during puberty. It will keep the kid away, it’s unethical, and you won’t hear a thing.", "Get a spray bottle. Fill it with hot sauce. Spray the kid if he gets too close.", "Get a bowel of candy and some extra sodas. The kid will get hyper and disruptive every time he comes over. After a while the parent will realize that going with you equals hyper kid and put a stop to it.", "Get a bag of Skittles and pour them into your hand. go into their bedroom and just chunk them all over the place. Then close the door behind you while they're in there searching for them. It will at least kill 30 minutes or so.", "For the future, find some age appropriate toys or some project you can use to distract him. Workbooks, puzzles, models, whatever.", "FYI rich people have phones with buttons too, we didn't go back to using rotary phones.", "Do you have a tv with youtube on it? When ever I want some peace from my son. I throw some pink frog on and he'll sit there and watch it for awhile.", "Buy the kid a second hand cheap smartphone and he will never bother you", "Become a registered sex offender and he legally can’t be near you. If you don’t want to, sell him on the dark web.", "Are you the one paying for the worker? If so, I don't see any reason for the child to even be present, let alone invading your space as much as humanly possible. You should tell the worker the kid goes or you'll be looking for a different service.\n\nIf you aren't paying the worker, I would contact their employer and let them know the situation.", "A toy insect, go really overboard with it so they won't even want to look at a pc in future" ]

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[ "called in sick citing a \"personal emergency\" doubt I'll be asked what's wrong but just in case what's a good excuse? ", "called in sick citing a \"personal emergency\" doubt I'll be asked what's wrong but just in case what's a good excuse? ", "called in sick citing a \"personal emergency\" doubt I'll be asked what's wrong but just in case what's a good excuse? ", "called in sick citing a \"personal emergency\" doubt I'll be asked what's wrong but just in case what's a good excuse? " ]

[ "Blood was in your poop. Not something you come out and say but pretty personal. Should kill any further questions. Anyone has more questions just say tests came back normal and doctor said i have to be more “gentle” in the bathroom", "A lot of different companies wing the same definitions as to what would fall under a personal emergency, a list being would be this:\n\n&#x200B;\n\n***- Physical injury or illness***\r \n***- The illness or injury of a family member, such as a parent, child, spouse, or sibling***\r \n***- Caretaking for a family member in the event of illness or injury***\r \n***- The death of a family member***\n\n&#x200B;\n\nThe easiest excuse would be that someone that'd be old and/or vulnerable would feel sick and that you immediately had to check up on them, as nobody else was able to do that. Let it be your spouse, someone in your family, and the like.\n\nOtherwise, you're free to come up with any other sort of reason as to why you'd leave, but I highly suggest you stick with the essential \"A family member got sick and I had to check up on them because nobody else could\".\n\n&#x200B;\n\nJust keep in mind that in times like these, even if you work or at home, it's essential to communicate that COVID isn't at play when questioned. \n\nHave an excuse prepared for when they come asking, but don't bother with too many details.", "You pet mailman bit a dog and had to be put down. Because of the emotional distress you developed an intestinal blockage and when that suddenly passed it caused hemorrhoids and now sitting down is extremely uncomfortable.", "\"I took this skank home last night and now my house is effing *infested* with crabs. I gotta boil all my bedsheets & clothes and shampoo the heck out of all my furniture. Trust me, you did NOT want me in the office yesterday.\"" ]

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[ "How can I defer my doctor's calls to see him for 3 years, without revealing that I've temporarily moved away? ", "How can I defer my doctor's calls to see him for 3 years, without revealing that I've temporarily moved away? " ]

[ "You could fly back a few times rather than every 3 months. So rather than 12 trips you only make 3 or something and just keep saying that you're busy. Then he can't dismiss you because you're there once a year still\n\n", "Is there any way you could go to a laboratory closer to you, get the bloodwork done and have them send the results to your preferred physician? " ]

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[ "Moving from a legal country to an illegal state in the US...what should I do? ", "Moving from a legal country to an illegal state in the US...what should I do? ", "Moving from a legal country to an illegal state in the US...what should I do? ", "Moving from a legal country to an illegal state in the US...what should I do? ", "Moving from a legal country to an illegal state in the US...what should I do? " ]

[ "It shouldn’t be a problem transporting as long as it’s well sealed and no one can smell it. No one on trains is looking through your luggage unless you give them reason to. \n\nI don’t know the specifics of chicago, but in DC all you need is an ID from wherever saying you’re old enough, and then you can buy as much as you want, I think, within reason.", "Legal limits in IL for out of state buyers:\n\n15 grams of flower\n\n250 mg of edibles (or similar products, like tinctures)\n\n2.5 g of cannabis concentrate \n\nAs long as you keep everything sealed no one will smell anything. They scan your ID when you enter, but they don't keep records of it (against the law).", "Buy it in Chicago and take it with you. No one is going to check you on a train. And get as much as you can. Cause dealers suck ass after you’ve been used to dispensaries.", "Keep in mind that daily limits are effectively only per dispensary. You can go to the other dispensary down the street and also buy your daily limit there. There’s no way for the second dispensary to know", "At least here in Oregon, they don't care where you're ID is from as long as you 21. You can only purchase an ounce in 24 hour period. Each states laws are a little different though.\n\nChances are slim to none you get caught in transport. That is if you follow the traffic laws, speed limits, you don't have lights out, and your car\\\\license registration is current. Stash it in your trunk our locked compartment that way they'd have to get a search warrant to find it. And hopefully nothing about your car sticks out like flashy paint, mods, bumper stickers. I did a ride along and the cop I was with told me stories about pulling people over just because they had a rival sports sticker." ]

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[ "What are some jobs that require a license but don't need you to drive for the job? ", "What are some jobs that require a license but don't need you to drive for the job? ", "What are some jobs that require a license but don't need you to drive for the job? ", "What are some jobs that require a license but don't need you to drive for the job? ", "What are some jobs that require a license but don't need you to drive for the job? " ]

[ "...how can they stop you from taking it?\n\nThat's controlling as fuck. Like #RedFlag\n\nFind a friend with a car who will drive you and let you borrow the car for a hot second? Just long enough to pass the test lol\n\nAlso, all jobs require you to provide a license/id and your social security card in order to hire you - that's how the IRS knows you're being paid and owe them taxes, through your SSN.", "No such job, if you don’t need to drive for work then you only need a state ID to get a job. No employer could say you need a license for a non driving job", "You're 18. Do whatever you want. Have a friend take you and use their car. Change your mailing address with dmv to your friends. Either way, you're 18. FK their opinions. Just get ready to rent a crap apartment or a room in someones house.", "Any job, technically. But unless you live somewhere unusual, there's other forms of id that would provide the same thing. Unless your parents are idiots as well as overly cautious they'll know that. But it may be worth trying.\n\nAnd you *can* get a DL on your own. The problem is meeting the requirements for it. Not knowing what state you're in, it's hard to suggest anything, ethical or otherwise. \n\nDo you have any money saved to get things rolling?", "Can you join the police without a license? I'd guess not, even though you might never need to drive for the job" ]

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[ "How to fake experience for a job I got a bachelor's and a master's degree in fields completely unrelated to software engineering before realizing that I love coding. After my master's, I spent 9 months teaching myself how to code, and am now very good at coding. The only issue is, I have zero experience, making getting a job extremely difficult. I am solving difficult FAANG-level interview questions with no issues, but asides from a few projects I've worked on (which can only take me so far in the job hunt process), I've got nothing. I've had my resume ", "How to fake experience for a job I got a bachelor's and a master's degree in fields completely unrelated to software engineering before realizing that I love coding. After my master's, I spent 9 months teaching myself how to code, and am now very good at coding. The only issue is, I have zero experience, making getting a job extremely difficult. I am solving difficult FAANG-level interview questions with no issues, but asides from a few projects I've worked on (which can only take me so far in the job hunt process), I've got nothing. I've had my resume ", "How to fake experience for a job I got a bachelor's and a master's degree in fields completely unrelated to software engineering before realizing that I love coding. After my master's, I spent 9 months teaching myself how to code, and am now very good at coding. The only issue is, I have zero experience, making getting a job extremely difficult. I am solving difficult FAANG-level interview questions with no issues, but asides from a few projects I've worked on (which can only take me so far in the job hunt process), I've got nothing. I've had my resume ", "How to fake experience for a job I got a bachelor's and a master's degree in fields completely unrelated to software engineering before realizing that I love coding. After my master's, I spent 9 months teaching myself how to code, and am now very good at coding. The only issue is, I have zero experience, making getting a job extremely difficult. I am solving difficult FAANG-level interview questions with no issues, but asides from a few projects I've worked on (which can only take me so far in the job hunt process), I've got nothing. I've had my resume ", "How to fake experience for a job I got a bachelor's and a master's degree in fields completely unrelated to software engineering before realizing that I love coding. After my master's, I spent 9 months teaching myself how to code, and am now very good at coding. The only issue is, I have zero experience, making getting a job extremely difficult. I am solving difficult FAANG-level interview questions with no issues, but asides from a few projects I've worked on (which can only take me so far in the job hunt process), I've got nothing. I've had my resume ", "How to fake experience for a job I got a bachelor's and a master's degree in fields completely unrelated to software engineering before realizing that I love coding. After my master's, I spent 9 months teaching myself how to code, and am now very good at coding. The only issue is, I have zero experience, making getting a job extremely difficult. I am solving difficult FAANG-level interview questions with no issues, but asides from a few projects I've worked on (which can only take me so far in the job hunt process), I've got nothing. I've had my resume ", "How to fake experience for a job I got a bachelor's and a master's degree in fields completely unrelated to software engineering before realizing that I love coding. After my master's, I spent 9 months teaching myself how to code, and am now very good at coding. The only issue is, I have zero experience, making getting a job extremely difficult. I am solving difficult FAANG-level interview questions with no issues, but asides from a few projects I've worked on (which can only take me so far in the job hunt process), I've got nothing. I've had my resume ", "How to fake experience for a job I got a bachelor's and a master's degree in fields completely unrelated to software engineering before realizing that I love coding. After my master's, I spent 9 months teaching myself how to code, and am now very good at coding. The only issue is, I have zero experience, making getting a job extremely difficult. I am solving difficult FAANG-level interview questions with no issues, but asides from a few projects I've worked on (which can only take me so far in the job hunt process), I've got nothing. I've had my resume ", "How to fake experience for a job I got a bachelor's and a master's degree in fields completely unrelated to software engineering before realizing that I love coding. After my master's, I spent 9 months teaching myself how to code, and am now very good at coding. The only issue is, I have zero experience, making getting a job extremely difficult. I am solving difficult FAANG-level interview questions with no issues, but asides from a few projects I've worked on (which can only take me so far in the job hunt process), I've got nothing. I've had my resume ", "How to fake experience for a job I got a bachelor's and a master's degree in fields completely unrelated to software engineering before realizing that I love coding. After my master's, I spent 9 months teaching myself how to code, and am now very good at coding. The only issue is, I have zero experience, making getting a job extremely difficult. I am solving difficult FAANG-level interview questions with no issues, but asides from a few projects I've worked on (which can only take me so far in the job hunt process), I've got nothing. I've had my resume " ]

[ "OP, I'm very impressed by how you've able to master coding in 9 months. Can you tell us what resources you used? Also what FAANG level interview questions are you talking about? Where do you find such questions?", "Six months into their nine months of self study they were at this level:\n\n[https://www.reddit.com/r/hackathon/comments/xuoj6e/beginner\\_friendly\\_hackathons/](https://www.reddit.com/r/hackathon/comments/xuoj6e/beginner_friendly_hackathons/)\n\n>I am currently learning how to code. So far I know intermediate HTML, CSS, and I know how to do leet code questions for javascript (higher order fxns, callbacks, recursions).\n\nOP, you definitely should ***NOT*** try to trick them into thinking you have a Masters in CompSci, You're not even in the same galaxy as that yet.\n\nAlso, did you even complete your Masters? It says here you dropped out of grad school: [https://www.reddit.com/r/learnprogramming/comments/w9s8h2/looking\\_for\\_a\\_mentor/](https://www.reddit.com/r/learnprogramming/comments/w9s8h2/looking_for_a_mentor/)", "I’m waiting on these answers OP, lol. \n\nI believe there’s some sites that you sign up and they provide that service.", "Most coding jobs want you to do a white board test. If you know your shit, it doesn't matter what your experience is", "I’d love to see the projects you’ve worked on with 9 months of self taught experience. My brother in law is starting this journey and hasn’t built the confidence you have. What all did you do to learn?\n\nI work in the software industry at one of the big companies and getting into the interview room is the hardest part. The interviews aren’t all that bad.", "Get in line buddy, been applying for years as a self taught Linux admin.\n\nLeast you got a fucking degree, just bullshit. You only gotta impress HR.", "You should be fine. I know people who did 6 week coding boot camps and immediately got hired at Google. Just tell the truth about the programs you used online to self teach. If they want actual job experience then yeah you don’t have that. But you should be fine getting a job based on your skill level.", "Stick to stuff they can’t disprove with a background check paper trail. They can verify where you went to school, what your degree is in, and the dates you worked somewhere. So you can lie about what you did at a prior and your title employer (usually). All they have to verify employment is checking pay stubs or calling your prior employer and confirming dates of employment.", "Reminds me of this radio prank. best bloke ever!\r \n\r \n[https://youtu.be/SoZ41i2dSIw](https://youtu.be/SoZ41i2dSIw)", "Easy to fake job experience. Find a company that went out of business. Be smart about it and do your research and get the dates right…. There’s no way they can verify your employment. Just make sure it’s a big enough business, not some small startup with 100 ppl all who knew each other. That could backfire down the road." ]

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[ "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? ", "how can i return a new, perfect condition game i bought at gamestop for full price? " ]

[ "buy the same game on Amazon, return the opened one to amazon and the sealed one to Gamestop.", "Hey, I worked at GameStop until recently.\n\nThis may vary on your region, but over here, every game has at least one open \"new\" copy in store. They'd basically gut out one game upon release, stick the disc and pamphlet/codes into an envelope behind the counter, and then put the case out on the wall for customers to see. When there's no more copies of that game in stock, we're forced to sell that last gut copy, and we explain that to the customer that we're selling it new even though it doesn't have the shrink wrap.\n\n\nWith this said, you could try going to a different GameStop, explain that it was the last copy in stock but you didn't open/play it, and try to return it. If they ask about the missing price stickers, just say you gently peeled them off.", "Buy some shrink wrap and a heat gun, look up how to do it online and you can make it look unopened after a few tries. Return at a different gamestop.", "The amount of resourcefulness and genuine responses in this subreddit makes my heart full", "Go to Walmart and ask to return it because it was defective. Odds are good they just replace it because they don't give a shit. I've returned things to Walmart I got from other stores. Return the new copy to GameStop. \n\nStealing from corporations isn't bad because there is no victim.\n\n[For legal reasons this is satire]", "Crack the center of the disk.\n\nGo to Walmart.\n\nExchange it for a sealed copy.\n\nReturn sealed copy.", "GameStop also has a policy where if you think the illicit content is too high for the ESRB rating if received you can LEGALLY return it \nTell GameStop game was too graphic or vulgar. \n(Cr", "If unsealed buy on Amazon. Return opened game to Amazon. Return sealed game to GME", "Contact the chairman of the board Ryan cohen. I'm sure he will be more than happy to help you.", "Nah just take it back to walmart and say it's too violent for your kids. They don't require receipt there and they give you the cost they have on it in store cr", "One time, my brothers got a game from GameStop, but they thought it really blew, so they wanted to take it back. My dad said he would take it in to return it. He went up to the guy behind the register and said \"My kids really didn't like the game, it wasn't as advertised. Could we please return it?\" The guy behind the register said that he couldn't return the game unless there was something wrong with it. So, my dad said \"You mean to say, if I walk out those doors and come back in to tell you there is something wrong with it, you'll give us a refund?\"\nHe got a full refund. But that was years ago, so I don't know if that will work.\n\nTL;DR\nAttempt a return under the guise that it is defective.\nGood luck", "I guess it depends on the person at the register. I bought my kid a game for his birthday and my sister did too. I told him what happened and he gave me full cr", "They're customer service has recently leveled up to god tier, so I don't imagine you'll have too hard a time", "This seems incredibly illegal (the Gamestop policy, I mean). Here in the UK you have the right to return anything as long as it's within 30 days of purchase.", "Honestly just go in there and return it. They might do it. I used to work at GameStop and employees are allowed to “checkout” games. What they don’t tell you is that they can also checkout “new” games. They have to gut at least 1 or 2 copies to have display cases for them, so we could check those ones out, take them home, play them and then sell them to a customer as a “new” game despite having been already “used” by us.\n\nIf you have to, go to another GameStop and tell them you’re returning it because it was one of those that had been gutted and you want a sealed copy to give your kid/etc for their birthday. Swap your opened one for a sealed one then return the sealed one to another GameStop 😎", "You should message them on instagram or twitter, their company is currently getting changed for better customer service (ever since reddit investors started buying their stock this year). They may be able to help you more there if you tell them your story and even mention you’re a redditor 🙌🏻", "I am returning 2 games to gamestop (online) because I bought them new and they sent me used games. This has happened multiple times, I am sick of gamestop fulfillment for online orders", "Go get the game from Walmart. Return the sealed Walmart game to GameStop and the opened one to Walmart.", "within 7 days you can return new games, 14 days for consoles. unless they changed it", "Try returning it at Target. As long as they still it, they won't question you. You'll probably get store cr", "Go to Walmart and say I got it as a present but I already have it. No I don't have a receipt.", "GameStop in au has a seven day no questions return policy, buy it, finish it, return it, they don't give a shot full refund", "seems like alot of work screwing over multiple companies because you want to save 10 bucks", "a couple of years ago (i think like, not too long after the release of smash ultimate) some friends and I wanted to run a smash ultimate tournament. \n\nthe issue that we ran in to was the fact that while between the 6 of us, while we did have 3 switches, we only had 2 copies of smash, and we wanted to have 3 matches of 2 at a time.\n\nso, we came up with the brilliant plan of going to EB Games (same company as Gamestop, so this should work there) the morning of our tournament, buying the game for our \"little brother who is 10\" and then returning it the next day, saying that we gave it to him, but our parents decided that the game was too violent for him. even though the game had been opened and whatnot, they took it back and gave us a full refund, no questions asked.", "There’s no way to tell what’s new and what’s not other than shrink wrap. If you buy some shrink wrap and re-wrap the game you can return as new", "Tell them it wasn’t sealed when you bought it. \n\nWhen I worked there a looooong time ago, in order to display what we had in stock on the shelves, we would take the games out of the case and then display just the case. If they still have both “New” and “Used” sections and the new sections have empty cases, then they definitely still do this. Even if they changed how they do things, we’d also open new games to put them in the demo systems or hell, when **we** wanted to try them. When that was the last copy, we would just pop the game back into the case. Only when someone complained would we give them a 10% “open box” discount and shrink wrap it. \n\nEven if they now have a policy in place against opening and reselling opened games as new, I can guarantee you that most, if not all, still somehow find themselves in a situation where they do. Also, use a different location when you return it and claim it was new. 9/10 they won’t question it.", "Tell them it freezes on a higher level that they won't waste their time checking", "My buddy in college would buy a ton of games on sale from wherever and return them to Walmart for full price in store cr", "Just say it must have been damaged and you couldn’t play it for some reason. Then they’ll give you a new one to replace the damaged one, go to a different shop, and return the unopened one. I’ve done this before for almost the same reason, except I did it cause the game was really bad and not worth keeping in my house for another 3 seconds.", "I've just said it was a birthday present for my younger brother from my aunt. And say that he already had the game so you need to return it.", "I worked at this shit hole called, \"gamers,\" back in the day. (The owner actually hired thugs to rob a competitor here and vandalize their store)\n\nThey had this policy where you could return for full price the day of with it diminishing a dollar per day you had it i think up to like 12 days or something.\n\nSome pretty interesting capitalism there.", "Go in when somebody else is working or to a different game stop and tell them your child bought that game with your card without permission and that you’re very upset wanting a refund. They’ll probably refund it because to store policy it’s probably considered some type of fraud because it’s GameStop and I’m sure this happens often. Did this for a while with custom jerseys off Amazon that I ordered and they came back looking cheap. They specifically stated NO REFUNDS and I still got mine. Kept ordering till I got one that was great quality.", "By telling them it sucked. I bought marvel vs capcom 3 when it first came out. My brother and I played for about 30 mins, looked at each other in amazement at how shitty it was, got back in the car and returned it. Dude behind the counter asked why, we strait up said it sucked and we wanted our money back, dude took it and refunded the money fully not store cr", "Keep it and support Gamestop. Then buy its stock and watch your money increase by 10000%. Buy and hodl. That's what it's all about! Easiest way to get your money back.", "I used to just carefully open the plastic and remove stickers without ripping anything, then keep anything I took off. Its easy to reseal with a couple dabs of clear glue if everything is intact.", "Stand out front of the shop and offer to sell it to incoming Gamestop customers for the price you paid, explaining to each one why you're doing so.", "Is it really worth the time to try to get a couple dollars, I would think there’s easier ways to obtain that kind money", "First step is to find a Gamestop; that's probably going to be the most difficult part. \n\nDoesn't help you get cash money back, but you might try breaking the disc (at your own peril), and see if they'll give you full store cr", "Don't rip off Gamestop they report earnings tomorrow. Just take the loss and buy a share to make back your money in the long run", "Dont shop at gamestop dumbass 🤣. \n\nIma gamer since i can remember and anyone i know knows gamestop is a cool community or WAS at some very distant past but quickly realized they do not value their gamers. \n\nHopefully this experience will lead you to stop doing buisness with them." ]

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[ "Buy some natural sponges and break them into good sized chunks, about 2-3 inches around. Soak them in pig or cow blood and feed to said dogs. Dogs love blood sponges, and their chewing will prevent them from barking.", "Take them in, nurture them, make them feel loved. They will stop barking and become loved family members. Shit, this is ULPT - a little refreshing ethylene glycol should do the trick. ", "Go buy some small treble hooks for fishing, tie them to some 100 lb test fishing line, tie other end to something sturdy, apply meat to hook. Dogs will eat the meat with hook and run off leaving behind gruesome trail of insides that will brighten up your yards Halloween display! Trick or treat puppers!!", "http://pets.thenest.com/smells-repel-dogs-6274.html\n\nYou can make some pot-pourri to ward them off\n\n", "Is taking care of this problem any more \"unethical\" than eating a hamburger?", "If you let them run freon your property you won't have a problem anymore.", "When you say street dogs do you mean dogs with out owners or dogs with owners", "Cut up cheesestring into chunks and inject the chunks with EXTRA HOT spice, preferably something at the top of the scoville scale, ghost pepper? and toss them where u dont want the dogs, repeat until they're no longer seen, cheesestring gives them the runs which will burn their assholes... *Literally!!*" ]

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[ "If all else fails, open the emails and take a pic of your phone with someone else’s phone.", "The easiest way is using snipping tool to capture the currently displayed data. Cant be tracked. \n\nSince you're on a phone you can just screnshot it. Its a device sided action and software like outlook wont recognize it happening. Should your company become aware of screenshots being made, they installed spyware on your phone.\n\nUnless you gave them permission for doing so in your contract, they made themself legally liable.", "You’re getting some good advice but I feel the need to say IF THE COMPANY IS CHECKING, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE SUGGESTIONS RAISE RED FLAGS. THERE IS ALWAYS A DATA TRAIL. \n\nExcept for like physically taking a picture of the screen with a different camera. \n\nSo if you’re copying information that can get you arrested, don’t.", "Create a backup and save it to a jump drive. Import into a new outlook program.", "Who cares if it knows? What are they gonna do? Fire you? Unless its sensitive data, or cr", "Find out what consequences you face if you export data. If it’s just a few emails, would anyone care? If you download a bunch of sensitive data and it shows up on some radar, they may just ask you to delete/return it. I know of firms that will ask you for the data back (like request you to physically return a usb drive or whatever) so they can delete it and then will send u the drive back without further issue.", "Why not just print them? Or just export directly to a usb drive. Unless they have some screen recording or forensic software installed on your PC they won't really have any way to know anyways.", "The answer to this varies widely based on your organization's IT security landscape.\n\nYou are PROBABLY safe taking screenshots on your phone of the messages you want to preserve; you say that you're using your personal phone so we can probably assume that you don't have monitoring software installed on it (this software does exist but it's not possible as far as I know to deploy it silently especially with modern 2FA anytime you install an app).\n\nSome email management solutions like Exchange will record when email is first read, although not when it's opened after that.\n\nModerately sophisticated organizations like the one I run IT for will frequently have monitoring software on their desktops and laptops that would preserve a record if you inserted a USB drive, and what you copied onto it, so I would advise against exporting your email to a PST file and putting it onto a USB drive.\n\nThe lowest-profile way to do it would be to take screenshots on your personal phone.", "Phone might be tracked for screenshot. Web does not. Take screenshots in the web, no trace.", "I work IT and I would be interested in helping you out here, I know exactly where you need to go to get your .OST and .PST files that will have all the information you need, you can also google where to get these and back them up on a USB.\n\nAlso if your employer is a cunt and you are based in the EU, do a SAR Request, these are a pain in teh ass an cause all types of trouble for employers.", "Create a draft email with the info you want to keep. Close it without sending it (so it saves to your drafts). Open outlook on you personal, go to that draft, download/copy-paste the data, then delete the draft. The email is never sent so shouldn’t raise any suspicion.", "Just gonna say this because nobody seems to have mentioned it yet. Depending on what kind of data you're planning to exfiltrate and what you're planning to do with it, it might not just be unethical but also illegal. Be careful.", "Did anybody note they asked about how to export using their phone, not the computer?!?", "You're being fired. Why do you care if IT knows? What are they going to do fire you again?", "are you stealing confidential information, or getting evidence of something the company has done to you?\n\nIf you're getting evidence, just forward it to your personal email. They know they did something wrong, they know you have evidence.\n\nIf you're stealing info, that's a different story.", "Just don’t sign out of the server you will have full access to everything just no ability to forward emails front the account any longer.", "Export all your mail to a PST. You’re entitled to a copy of your emails.", "Do you have access to the emails on your phone? If so you could open them on your phone and screen shot on your phone.", "Afaik they can't track which mails you open, as long as the mails are already saved on your phone. Given IT didn't already do their job and lock your account (in which case you wouldn't have access to the mail server anymore and could not send or receive mails) you should probably switch your phone to flight mode. In flight mode you should relatively safe be able to open and screenshot all the mails you need, then close the app, restart the phone and switch off the flight mode again.", "yea, create a pst of the files, or save them as .msg and load them into a usb stick or into your personal cloud storage account.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nmost of IT workers wont look into it anyways", "send IT on a trail where it will take them a decade to decode what had happened. by then they will have switched IT and forgotten", "You could open each one while OBS is recording, the screenshot the recordings...", "You can do a subject access request to have access to all information the company holds about you including but not limited to all emails to and from you. Totally legal, massive PITA for the company. You can also request emails sent to and from other people about you, that they may have felt was privileged information eg your boss might have been slagging you off to someone or conspiring to get you sacked. \n\nSource: this exact scenario happened to me and I used the evidence obtained in part through a subject access request and in part through covert recordings to nail the company to the wall and I won big.", "You can copy any emails you wish to the computers hard drive and then move them to a flash drive. But this is just a copy. It will always have a backup of your emails even if you try to delete them.\nSource: i restore lost/deleted emails.", "You can backup your emails to a thumb. You can also log into Office 365 and print it at home.", "You are allowed to export files like performance reviews and emails pertaining to you being fired and the reason. \n\nEither drag them from outlook to a usb stick, or even google drive. They might be able to see you visited google drive. Not so much what you uploaded. And even if they do who cares.\n\nWhat you don’t want to do is export your entire mailbox because that will contain emails that fall under confidentiality clauses and the like. \n\nIf and when you get in front of a judge that performance review will make sense. That list of clients you might take to the competition won’t. \n\nAlso, get in touch with a lawyer or your legal insurance or what have you. They’ll be able to help you with the what and how. \n\nConsider what your goal is. If you’re being fired with a reasonable bonus? Cut your loss and take it. No matter what else happens, it’ll be impossible to keep working at the company after a fight like this. So a good bonus is your best outcome. \nAlso consider how strong your case is. With 10 years of good performance reviews and a sudden termination you should be good. If you’ve had bad reviews for years.. well..\n\n\n", "This is like a DLP nightmare, sharing ways people can extract private info via the still vulnerable channel. They gonna start making us work using VR headsets", "They won’t know when you open things. If they don’t use intune, you should be good to go. Screenshot away", "Thanks for the replies everyone, was not expecting this to blow up this much. Hopefully this can help others in similar situations. \n\nIt is information that could get me into legal trouble so I am leaning towards leaving it be. Also discovered we do in fact use Intune so they may be able to see I posted this?", "Tech guy: Use fiddler it’ll monitor all your mobile web traffic then find the link of the email you are looking for and then click on web view in inspection of fiddler of that email profit you have the email copy now.", "Take screenshots (or snipping tool on pc) and put them into an ocr tool", "Take a screenshot using \"Prnt Sc\" key. Paste the screen shot on paint and print it", "Subpoena the emails for a suit. If they've deleted them, that's going to look bad.", "Someone may correct me, but some it departments cannot see what goes on on Gmail,so you can copy the emails you wNt to save and open up Gmail and email yourself on there", "Others have said this, but find a way to take a video of your screen and just open and close things. Then later on watch the video and pause it to take screen shots at home. \n\nIt's a lot easier to do that , because it wouldn't show up as anything but one instance of making a video and it wouldn't have any of the data from the things you want saved.", "Oops, someone stole my phone and took all these pictures, what a coincidence\n\nIdk", "Not sure how tech savvy you are but you can always boot the computer into another operating system (depending on whether they blocked that, but most companies dont) and then just clone the entire drive. That way when you are home you can sift through it and find the outlook files on the computer and open them that way...", "Log in to your email and archive you emails locally. IT won’t know this was done and they will keep all the formatting the same.", "Is it an android device? If yes you can turn on USB debugging and use `scrcpy` to display your screen on your PC. Take screenshots from there", "In addition to what most already mentioned you could also screen record a video where you just open all important mails very fast and later when you need to read them you can pause the video where you need it.", "If you’re that paranoid take a pic of the screen with a camera. People do it on Snapchat when they don’t want someone to know they screenshot it.", "If you have an iPhone and do not want to screen shot every single email...use the screen recording feature. Settings>Control Center>Screen Recording", "If you have an app, you can load each email thread put it in airplane mode and take the pic, although you need to delete the app before turning off airplane mode each time lol", "If you can use a usb then just make a linux bootable usb drive. Boot into linux and then copy over the outlook data file that has your emails. Only way it wouldnt work is if they disabled the alternate boot options on startup. Is this a viable option?", "If you are in the UK or Europe you have a legal right to the Emails contents under GDPR", "I've been in this position before and now, I have a dummy email, USB drive and screenshots on my phone, but you have to be proactive, many companies will lock you out of exporting shit, like the entire office... When my dad was a super, he would explain to me how he knew people were gonna get fired that day, just stick the USB into the comp, try to export, if you cant, they are coming today.", "I still have my emails from my work that I left 7 years ago. All you got to do is to export emails into a single file.", "I download outlook on a personal computer and that backs it all up when it downloads to the client.", "I always recommend to people that have a work email to set it up to send a copy of each email received to your personal email under one condition, that your employer does not have a written policy forbidding such. This has saved my ass multiple times, and surprisingly many employers do not think to address this or check if it is happening. \n\nI have known people in the military that have been using this technique for years since any proof by email can be removed by your command through IT for a bottle of booze.", "Have you been fired already and still have access to emails? If yes, that is the company's fault for not disabling access. Nothing wrong with viewing emails on the phone, even if they can trace it.", "Go to an internet cafe and use one of their computers. Open up your work email account, don't open any of the emails, but instead select all, then send them all to a burner email of yours. Log out, then open up your burner email, and access the company emails from that. Then either save the pages on a usb or take pics of the computer screen with someone else's phone.", "Even if they could track what emails you open on your phone, does it matter? You're being fired, you want to have all your ducks in a row. If they allow you to access your emails from your phone, then it's really to be expected that you... access emails from your phone. \n\nLike other people are saying, if it's something illegal, don't do it. But if it's just work emails that aren't under some data agreement, just open and screenshot them, who cares.", "Creat a .pst file (outlook data file) and download all mail to it then export it and upload it to the cloud or copy it to a thumb drive.", "Can I ask why you need the info/what info you need? Really curious what you’re getting at here.\n\nBest regards,\nLol", "By sending them to yourself \n\nWho cares if HR gets mad or they track you they already fucking fired you", "Buy a cheap Walmart phone and buy the base internet pack, aka minutes. Log in via that phone and download everything. Disable all internet tracking and location then upload them to your personal computer or a spare. Then destroy the phone. \n\nYou can go a step further by paying with cash to remove any card traces left in the phone. \n\nIts also best done in a location away from where you live to avoid people that know you.\n\nThey would have no proof it was you, you can easily say the account was hacked and they would have no proof otherwise.", "As you are still an employee I dont see why you cannot simply take screenshots of your emails, especially if they are needed to defend yourself from bad employers. At my last job where my employers were real trash I always saved every interaction with them via my personal or work email just to ensure I have a backup copy if things ended poorly.", "Get another phone or wifi enabled device, get a VPN, go somewhere with free wi-fi but stay out of sight of any cctv (in a car or in a building seperate to the business offering the free wi-fi). Sign into outlook on that phone/device, but get a few failed password and email combos before logging in. Export data to phone/device, transfer it to a USB then factory reset the device and run a program to write over any shreds of remaining data. Practice your poker face and claim your innocence.", "Can you access archived emailed in outlook as well. Even when they changed email address?", "Copy the ost. No backup, just copy and paste to a cloud platform. Then install outlook on a pc disconnected for the network and use it open the ost file. \n\nThe catch is that you have to have access to the location your ost file is located. You should. Hell even banks don't always secure that.", "Most enterprises don’t allow saving to usb so you need to get creative if that’s the case. Try saving the export to Box, DropBox or Google. Or open up gmail and send it to yourself." ]

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[ "How can I change a number in my student ID card so that it doesn't appear as expired? ", "How can I change a number in my student ID card so that it doesn't appear as expired? " ]

[ "I think you are over estimating how carefully and closely stores will look at a student ID before giving a discount. Just show the ID, you'll probably more successful getting the discount than not.", "Just thumb the date when you flash it. Act like you're suppose to be there and they wont think twice.\n\nE. you could probably scratch that 0 off the end and add an 8 using a sharpie pen or something similar. kind of make the card look a little \"aged or stressed\" and reference the age of the card if someone questions anything. Be careful take your time and it probably would come out decent. You could even finish by laminating again." ]

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[ "Why did I break my door? As the title suggests, Me and some flat mates broke the small window of glass window on a door and we need a decent excuse as to why it broke! If this isn’t meant to be here can someone suggest another sub? ", "Why did I break my door? As the title suggests, Me and some flat mates broke the small window of glass window on a door and we need a decent excuse as to why it broke! If this isn’t meant to be here can someone suggest another sub? ", "Why did I break my door? As the title suggests, Me and some flat mates broke the small window of glass window on a door and we need a decent excuse as to why it broke! If this isn’t meant to be here can someone suggest another sub? " ]

[ "If any of you are allergic to bees then you can say one flew by you while carrying a book or object and you reactively swung at it to get away but whatever you were carrying flew out of your hand and into the window.", "You gave the drunk hobo from down the street a bud light as he passed. He wanted miller light instead. In his drunken rage he threw the full beer at you, missed, but took out the glass panel.\n\nGo find a dead bird and say the bird ran into the window and broke it. Better if you find a cedar waxwing. They'll be eating fermented berries and getting too drunk to fly right about this time of year.\n\nWait for landscaping and claim they broke it with a rock flying out of a mower.", "Wait for your landlord to go to work then say your door lock is sticking. Take some putty and put it in your door lock. Call your landlord and let them know you are stranded outside and had to break in. \n\n" ]

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[ "Any legal ramifications to me taking a forfeited business name that is still operating? Apologies if this request is in the wrong format, and if it is, please remove it. \n\nFor context, a company wronged me badly and I'm upset. Did a little public record digging and found that said company have not paid their personal property taxes in years and because of that, the state has Forfeited their right to conduct business. They most likely don't know (Or don't care). Since the business is Forfeited, I was planning to register a new LLC under that name and send them a cease and desist to force them to register a new business under a different name. Is there any aspect to this I'm missing?", "Any legal ramifications to me taking a forfeited business name that is still operating? Apologies if this request is in the wrong format, and if it is, please remove it. \n\nFor context, a company wronged me badly and I'm upset. Did a little public record digging and found that said company have not paid their personal property taxes in years and because of that, the state has Forfeited their right to conduct business. They most likely don't know (Or don't care). Since the business is Forfeited, I was planning to register a new LLC under that name and send them a cease and desist to force them to register a new business under a different name. Is there any aspect to this I'm missing?", "Any legal ramifications to me taking a forfeited business name that is still operating? Apologies if this request is in the wrong format, and if it is, please remove it. \n\nFor context, a company wronged me badly and I'm upset. Did a little public record digging and found that said company have not paid their personal property taxes in years and because of that, the state has Forfeited their right to conduct business. They most likely don't know (Or don't care). Since the business is Forfeited, I was planning to register a new LLC under that name and send them a cease and desist to force them to register a new business under a different name. Is there any aspect to this I'm missing?", "Any legal ramifications to me taking a forfeited business name that is still operating? Apologies if this request is in the wrong format, and if it is, please remove it. \n\nFor context, a company wronged me badly and I'm upset. Did a little public record digging and found that said company have not paid their personal property taxes in years and because of that, the state has Forfeited their right to conduct business. They most likely don't know (Or don't care). Since the business is Forfeited, I was planning to register a new LLC under that name and send them a cease and desist to force them to register a new business under a different name. Is there any aspect to this I'm missing?", "Any legal ramifications to me taking a forfeited business name that is still operating? Apologies if this request is in the wrong format, and if it is, please remove it. \n\nFor context, a company wronged me badly and I'm upset. Did a little public record digging and found that said company have not paid their personal property taxes in years and because of that, the state has Forfeited their right to conduct business. They most likely don't know (Or don't care). Since the business is Forfeited, I was planning to register a new LLC under that name and send them a cease and desist to force them to register a new business under a different name. Is there any aspect to this I'm missing?", "Any legal ramifications to me taking a forfeited business name that is still operating? Apologies if this request is in the wrong format, and if it is, please remove it. \n\nFor context, a company wronged me badly and I'm upset. Did a little public record digging and found that said company have not paid their personal property taxes in years and because of that, the state has Forfeited their right to conduct business. They most likely don't know (Or don't care). Since the business is Forfeited, I was planning to register a new LLC under that name and send them a cease and desist to force them to register a new business under a different name. Is there any aspect to this I'm missing?", "Any legal ramifications to me taking a forfeited business name that is still operating? Apologies if this request is in the wrong format, and if it is, please remove it. \n\nFor context, a company wronged me badly and I'm upset. Did a little public record digging and found that said company have not paid their personal property taxes in years and because of that, the state has Forfeited their right to conduct business. They most likely don't know (Or don't care). Since the business is Forfeited, I was planning to register a new LLC under that name and send them a cease and desist to force them to register a new business under a different name. Is there any aspect to this I'm missing?", "Any legal ramifications to me taking a forfeited business name that is still operating? Apologies if this request is in the wrong format, and if it is, please remove it. \n\nFor context, a company wronged me badly and I'm upset. Did a little public record digging and found that said company have not paid their personal property taxes in years and because of that, the state has Forfeited their right to conduct business. They most likely don't know (Or don't care). Since the business is Forfeited, I was planning to register a new LLC under that name and send them a cease and desist to force them to register a new business under a different name. Is there any aspect to this I'm missing?", "Any legal ramifications to me taking a forfeited business name that is still operating? Apologies if this request is in the wrong format, and if it is, please remove it. \n\nFor context, a company wronged me badly and I'm upset. Did a little public record digging and found that said company have not paid their personal property taxes in years and because of that, the state has Forfeited their right to conduct business. They most likely don't know (Or don't care). Since the business is Forfeited, I was planning to register a new LLC under that name and send them a cease and desist to force them to register a new business under a different name. Is there any aspect to this I'm missing?", "Any legal ramifications to me taking a forfeited business name that is still operating? Apologies if this request is in the wrong format, and if it is, please remove it. \n\nFor context, a company wronged me badly and I'm upset. Did a little public record digging and found that said company have not paid their personal property taxes in years and because of that, the state has Forfeited their right to conduct business. They most likely don't know (Or don't care). Since the business is Forfeited, I was planning to register a new LLC under that name and send them a cease and desist to force them to register a new business under a different name. Is there any aspect to this I'm missing?", "Any legal ramifications to me taking a forfeited business name that is still operating? Apologies if this request is in the wrong format, and if it is, please remove it. \n\nFor context, a company wronged me badly and I'm upset. Did a little public record digging and found that said company have not paid their personal property taxes in years and because of that, the state has Forfeited their right to conduct business. They most likely don't know (Or don't care). Since the business is Forfeited, I was planning to register a new LLC under that name and send them a cease and desist to force them to register a new business under a different name. Is there any aspect to this I'm missing?", "Any legal ramifications to me taking a forfeited business name that is still operating? Apologies if this request is in the wrong format, and if it is, please remove it. \n\nFor context, a company wronged me badly and I'm upset. Did a little public record digging and found that said company have not paid their personal property taxes in years and because of that, the state has Forfeited their right to conduct business. They most likely don't know (Or don't care). Since the business is Forfeited, I was planning to register a new LLC under that name and send them a cease and desist to force them to register a new business under a different name. Is there any aspect to this I'm missing?", "Any legal ramifications to me taking a forfeited business name that is still operating? Apologies if this request is in the wrong format, and if it is, please remove it. \n\nFor context, a company wronged me badly and I'm upset. Did a little public record digging and found that said company have not paid their personal property taxes in years and because of that, the state has Forfeited their right to conduct business. They most likely don't know (Or don't care). Since the business is Forfeited, I was planning to register a new LLC under that name and send them a cease and desist to force them to register a new business under a different name. Is there any aspect to this I'm missing?", "Any legal ramifications to me taking a forfeited business name that is still operating? Apologies if this request is in the wrong format, and if it is, please remove it. \n\nFor context, a company wronged me badly and I'm upset. Did a little public record digging and found that said company have not paid their personal property taxes in years and because of that, the state has Forfeited their right to conduct business. They most likely don't know (Or don't care). Since the business is Forfeited, I was planning to register a new LLC under that name and send them a cease and desist to force them to register a new business under a different name. Is there any aspect to this I'm missing?", "Any legal ramifications to me taking a forfeited business name that is still operating? Apologies if this request is in the wrong format, and if it is, please remove it. \n\nFor context, a company wronged me badly and I'm upset. Did a little public record digging and found that said company have not paid their personal property taxes in years and because of that, the state has Forfeited their right to conduct business. They most likely don't know (Or don't care). Since the business is Forfeited, I was planning to register a new LLC under that name and send them a cease and desist to force them to register a new business under a different name. Is there any aspect to this I'm missing?", "Any legal ramifications to me taking a forfeited business name that is still operating? Apologies if this request is in the wrong format, and if it is, please remove it. \n\nFor context, a company wronged me badly and I'm upset. Did a little public record digging and found that said company have not paid their personal property taxes in years and because of that, the state has Forfeited their right to conduct business. They most likely don't know (Or don't care). Since the business is Forfeited, I was planning to register a new LLC under that name and send them a cease and desist to force them to register a new business under a different name. Is there any aspect to this I'm missing?", "Any legal ramifications to me taking a forfeited business name that is still operating? Apologies if this request is in the wrong format, and if it is, please remove it. \n\nFor context, a company wronged me badly and I'm upset. Did a little public record digging and found that said company have not paid their personal property taxes in years and because of that, the state has Forfeited their right to conduct business. They most likely don't know (Or don't care). Since the business is Forfeited, I was planning to register a new LLC under that name and send them a cease and desist to force them to register a new business under a different name. Is there any aspect to this I'm missing?", "Any legal ramifications to me taking a forfeited business name that is still operating? Apologies if this request is in the wrong format, and if it is, please remove it. \n\nFor context, a company wronged me badly and I'm upset. Did a little public record digging and found that said company have not paid their personal property taxes in years and because of that, the state has Forfeited their right to conduct business. They most likely don't know (Or don't care). Since the business is Forfeited, I was planning to register a new LLC under that name and send them a cease and desist to force them to register a new business under a different name. Is there any aspect to this I'm missing?" ]

[ "Most state laws allow the forfeited entity to file and pay all past due assessments and retroactively revive their charter.\n\nAlso, using that name for formation purposes, is completely separate from trademark purposes.\n\nYou can definitely do it, but at best you’ll only be a very minor inconvenience to them. I wouldn’t waste the money honestly. \n\nGo after them another way.", "If you know that they evaded taxes, report them using the IRS tip line and get a reward. [Link](https://www.irs.gov/compliance/whistleblower-office)", "If they haven't kept up to date with their state taxes or whatever, check if their website is for sale and buy it and strip it to porn. Now that you sell back to them", "In MD, I believe (IANAL), a forfeited title means an instant loss in a lawsuit as the entity legally does not exist. I got this information from an attorney I paid to investigate a MD firm I was contemplating going to work for -- and didn't because they didn't have their act together. (I was a nice guy and informed them of their omission.)\n\nIf this be the case in your state, you could sue the for an alleged wrong (but don't lie to a judge) and maybe walk away with a default judgement.", "Is it the Washington Redskins?\n\nBecause I believe 4 boys from South Park already took it.", "I some states there is a two to four year wait to get a dissolved LLC or S-Corp. From the date-year it is dissolved. That is the original owners redemption window. \n\nYoull need a new EIN number since it is technically a new entity. \n\nThen you can get the expired domain, provided a broker hasnt snagged it is wanting a shit ton to sell it back to you. \n\nIm looking at some from the 50's that were dissolved. In some cases there is an aged-name thing where when you get an old name you also inherit the age of the company. Say youre a startup and need more clout, you merge with an aged-name company and your company becomes as old as that company. There are brokers that do this. They usually have DUNS, bank accounts, domain, tax records. etc. to make them more viable. But it can be done just by getting a dissolved name.", "That would be nifty.. unless someone else they ticked off starts down the trail and links you to their vendetta since you now appear to be associated somehow... and THAT is how you become a named party to a lawsuit that has nothing to do with you, yet you have to spend untold thousands in legal fees to get that point across in the meantime. Maybe not so nifty afterall?", "Buy it. Protect it. Again interstate and internationally. Then sue cease & desist data troll. Annual royalty to be paid in full cash avail on 1st day of last quarter of fiscal year beginning Jan 1 ends Dec 31. This way you can take full Annual income that day, only 1 payout per year. Taxes -- no taxes due till April 15. In full of course, by check envelope postmarked 4/15 \nPut $$ in tax free accrual matured 4/11", "Report them to the IRS that will inconvenience them more then some paperwork problems. I mean worst case scenario, in this case they would just file new paper with a new name while still using the original for the public.", "Bad idea from a legal standpoint, they may still have a common law trademark. I don’t know what state your in. But you have more to lose then to gain.\n\nBut if they’re not reporting taxes, tell the IRS who will give you a reward.", "This is easily too complex for Reddit. You should talk to an IP Attorney now.", "You may also find a good answer for things like this on r/legaladviceofftopic", "It’s pretty common for companies to miss franchise tax payments or annual report filings and become “revoked” by the SOS. It’s also very common for the previous entity name to no longer be available when the company reinstates or re-registers because another company came in and filed under the same name. You could definitely form a new entity and claim the name, but as others have mentioned it would have little to no impact on the business.", "It depends on the state. Some states will let you take the name as soon as it’s revoked.", "I don't see how this hurts them. The name on the LLC means basically nothing. If they have a trademark or a registered dba, they can still do business under the name, while owning the business through a new LLC. If the name isn't trademarked, registering an LLC in that name doesn't trademark it for you.\n\nhttps://www.nerdwallet.com/article/small-business/dba-doing-business-as#:~:text=DBA%20stands%20for%20%E2%80%9Cdoing%20business,your%20business's%20legal%2C%20registered%20name.", "Hmmm, not good enough. They’ll just pick a similar name, but what if you give them the cease and desist and date it back a couple months? Then hit them with a lawsuit. Now you can make a buck and annoy them", "Follow a plan and make sure you order things correctly. Report to IRS first, then file tax lien…..get that going first then do the LLC and take control of name. \n\nDo it all…..do everything everyone is suggesting. If you got the time and money!!! If it all works out you got a hell’of a story. And everyone loves a good revenge story. Your great grand kids will get sick of hearing the story!!!", "People and businesses can have the same name. Most businesses try and avoid it minimize confusion." ]

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[ "Get a fake death certificate from the state of FL Told my boss that I was on the way to florida be my grandma died and she said i might need proof\n\nUPDATE: Sent a random obituary and they bought it, even got another day off on the day of the alleged funeral. Had a nice day with a ladyy :)", "Get a fake death certificate from the state of FL Told my boss that I was on the way to florida be my grandma died and she said i might need proof\n\nUPDATE: Sent a random obituary and they bought it, even got another day off on the day of the alleged funeral. Had a nice day with a ladyy :)", "Get a fake death certificate from the state of FL Told my boss that I was on the way to florida be my grandma died and she said i might need proof\n\nUPDATE: Sent a random obituary and they bought it, even got another day off on the day of the alleged funeral. Had a nice day with a ladyy :)" ]

[ "We in the clear boysssssss even asked if I wanted another day off for the alleged funeral ", "Will they take an obituary? Look in the local paper. Death certificates come awhile later I believe. ", "Most businesses will accept an obituary, start looking for one now. Hopefully you didn’t t give your boss too many details (date, exact location, etc.), will make it much harder to find a match." ]

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[ "How to cut virtual phone lines and not wait on hold for an hour? It's really annoying. There are usually 100+ calls ahead of mine. Every time I call my state's medicaid, the wait time is literally an hour on the phone! I tried using that one app that supposedly would call you back, but the thing is, the agent that picks up the phone actually has to dial a certain number so that you are called back, and those agents never do that. \n\nAre there any hacks to cut virtual phone lines so that your phone number ends up being the first in line? ", "How to cut virtual phone lines and not wait on hold for an hour? It's really annoying. There are usually 100+ calls ahead of mine. Every time I call my state's medicaid, the wait time is literally an hour on the phone! I tried using that one app that supposedly would call you back, but the thing is, the agent that picks up the phone actually has to dial a certain number so that you are called back, and those agents never do that. \n\nAre there any hacks to cut virtual phone lines so that your phone number ends up being the first in line? " ]

[ "Nope, they’re simple FIFO systems. You can try calling sales or business lines but you are probably going to get sent back to the same queue. For government you’re out of luck unless maybe you know the number of someone who works there.", "I used to work in a call center. If I transferred you, you skip over all 100 of those holds and talk to the next rep. I'm sure not everywhere is like that. If there's another less busy department call them and ask to be transferred. You might get the same \"we are experiencing higher then normal volume\" spiel even if it worked so don't hangup instantly if you hear it. " ]

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[ "Where to buy about 10 fresh Instagram accounts with 0 followers for cheap ", "Where to buy about 10 fresh Instagram accounts with 0 followers for cheap ", "Where to buy about 10 fresh Instagram accounts with 0 followers for cheap ", "Where to buy about 10 fresh Instagram accounts with 0 followers for cheap " ]

[ "r/slavelabour\n\nPut an offer there to pay like 5$ for someone to create a brand new account and you'll get FLOODED with bidders", "Why not creating new gmail addresses and use them to create new IG accounts?", "Deep web market. They deliver instantly, and cost liek\n25 cents in bitcoin", "Have an older account. Wait for spam message about buying Twitter accounts. Buy accounts.\n\nI get them all the time" ]

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[ "How to get into operas, ballets, theater performances I need some unethical tips for fancy events. Those things are expensive.", "How to get into operas, ballets, theater performances I need some unethical tips for fancy events. Those things are expensive.", "How to get into operas, ballets, theater performances I need some unethical tips for fancy events. Those things are expensive.", "How to get into operas, ballets, theater performances I need some unethical tips for fancy events. Those things are expensive.", "How to get into operas, ballets, theater performances I need some unethical tips for fancy events. Those things are expensive.", "How to get into operas, ballets, theater performances I need some unethical tips for fancy events. Those things are expensive." ]

[ "Park your ambulance by the front door and rush in dressed like a paramedic. ", "Not exactly unethical, but if you volunteer to help, you will get comped tickets.\n\nI know, wrong sub... ", "Wear an construction vest and go in normally. There was a YouTube video where guys tried this on different locations ", "Backpack with a suit/dress in it and wear street clothes.\n\nGo to the event hours before it starts and ask to use the bathroom.. hide in there and change into your outfit and walk out and into the event.. if asked \"where's your ticket\" pretend to look for it and go \"ah.. my wife/husband\" must have it inside.. I'll go get it.\"", "Jacket off, over your arm, 1 min after show starts. Tell them you already came in with your grandma, dont they remember? And you need to pick a seating area and commit to heading toward it before you go in", "Buy the cheapest tickets. Photoshop a copy of better seats (multiple as back up) 5 mins before you walk in check to see what seats are available from the ones you checked earlier. \n\nWalk in and get cheap tickets scanned. Walk and take a seat at more expensive ones. I know not free but 30 dollar seats can turn into 300. " ]

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", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? ", "I work at an extremely boring and slow liquor store, alone. Any ideas on how I can use this to my benefit? " ]

[ "When I worked at a liquor store, I took advantage of rebate apps like Receipt Hog and Fetch Rewards (Fetch paid me over $300). They give points when you buy certain beers, wines, or liquor and then scan the receipt for it. So I was able to look in the computer, print receipts from when customers bought those items, and upload it for points to cash out for gift cards.", "Can you use a computer while you're at work? You could go to online school, or make money doing contracting work of various kinds on computer.", "I use to work at a gas station with the same problem. I used my time for studying. Lots of flash cards, work sheets, etc.", "If you guys get any fancy 'allocated' bourbon, buy it from the store at MSRP before the customers can. Lots of bottles like that go for 5-20x the retail price in the secondary market because they're impossible to find.\n\n", "Get a friend to rob the place. \n \nKill your friend and stop the robbery. \n \nShoot yourself in the shoulder with your deceased friend's gun. \n \nBecome a local hero, get on the news. \n \nGet plenty of job offers for more exciting places to work. \n \nWrite a book with this plot line in 5 years, play it off as fake. \n \nStare extra long at anyone accusing you of the truth. \n \nPay me royalties for setting you up for life. \n \nDon't kill me also.", "If you need more exercise, do laps around the inside of the store while listening to a podcast or audiobook. I've been getting 10k steps a day lately. Lost 20 lbs in 3 months. And that's just from walking 10k a day 4 days a week.", "Listen to e books maybe semi-educational ones, or something for a hobby, maybe finance e books or podcasts, you could learn a language (I think they have audio only ones though I imagine it would only teach you how to speak the language not write it)", "Trade booze for blowjobs. \n\nHomeless guys suck dick better that any fat chick.", "HubSpot has free marketing/content/advertising courses if that’s something you’re interested in :) You can get certifications for some of them too", "This might be buried or unanswerable, but I am curious about how a slow liquor store can buy product, pay employees, rent, taxes, and maintenance....\n\nWith the slim profit of selling a few bottles of liquor and cases of beer a day.", "When I worked at a similar liquor store I would always have a drink of my choice on the go, get drunk for free", "Check out Mturk. It's doing stuff like helping to train AI and college study surveys and proofreading, etc.. When you first start the jobs are like .05/ea. After you complete a certain amount of gigs with a low rejection score you can make more money. It pays once a month and direct deposits into bank acct.. I put in an average of 6-7hrs a month into it, usually early on weekend mornings with my coffee, and get an extra $80ish dollars in that time period.", "Get Stardew valley on your phone it's great, if you want something \"unethical\" and have an Android get a couple of emulators and some games online.", "Oracle cloud training is currently free and maybe some cert attempts too. Not nearly enough people with skills on OCI yet. \n\nhttps://education.oracle.com/learning-explorer", "Learn about the stock. Ask customers about their choices. Figure out the cheaper but just as good alternatives - a brand name whiskey aged 5 years vs a less advertised brand aged 7 or 8 years, for example. Become the go-to person for questions on what to buy. This knowledge will be helpful in your future life. Being able to discuss fine liquor can be an asset in some circles.", "I will second learning a second language. If you learned Spanish you could work frontline anywhere in America with that combo skillset then go from there.\n\nAlso getting certified in literally whatever.", "You have plenty of time to create listings to sell shit online. Find yourself an independent seller or flipper or a small business that needs a data entry/sales listing entry bitch and work two jobs at the same time.", "Does it have to be unethical? I use my time at work to learn different stuff. Right now I'm learning about the stock market", "When I worked a slow job I filled my time by having sex with prostitutes and convening with space aliens. I met the aliens by putting out a radio signal and then waiting for their space ships to show up. This was not very efficient, but it did get me laid.", "You could learn how to make some cocktails or other drinks, you may not be able to pour the liquor but memorizing the ingredients and bottles is helpful and its a very cool skill to have to impress friends/colleagues (source: former bartender who already forgot how to make all the cocktails I memorized)", "I did online college courses while I worked at my shitty liquor store job. The owner did not mind at all. I actually followed through and finished and got my Bachelors.", "How unethical we trying to get here ? We could go anywhere from armed robbery inside job to take online polls for extra cash", "ethical: if you have access to a pc use it to learn some skills, IT related. Makes awesome money if you can land a job.\n\nUnethical: if you guy discount use it to buy and resell high end stuff for over MSRP, idk if alcohol has like limited ", "Sign up for online classes/distance learning. You can also use MIT's free online class materials if you don't need cr", "Sell cocaine from the store like my coworker did at a Trenton New Jersey liquor store back in like 1989/90.", "My mate works in a slow wine shop that stocks loads of expensive craft beer that never sells. When the cases get near the use by date the staff get to take them for free. He tells me what's available and I pay him $20 per case he then pockets the cash.", "Host a series of different meetups un the parking lot. Always clueless as to who is the organizer of course.", "Write.\n\nYou never know, the place might inspire you. \n\nIf not, try /r/WritingPrompts.", "Sweep, dust, clean the toilets, rearrange everything or just play old school RuneScape on your phone.", "I did a course in criminal psychology by this Australian university and I really enjoyed it. Even if you don't take it serious, I found it fun to watch and free. [https://www.edx.org/course/the-psychology-of-criminal-justice](https://www.edx.org/course/the-psychology-of-criminal-justice)", "Since you have access to all the data, you could totally learn data analysis and visualization (like Tableau, etc.), if you don’t know that already. That information would give you a lot of different projects you can do, and, ultimately great knowledge and skills for other jobs you may want in the future.\n\nAlthough, I guess that’s not really unethical, so…", "OP! Thanks for those stuff, i just took down a bunch of stuff to fill free time!", "I used to work the same job, I'd sit out the front of the store and chain smoke. I could see a customer coming from a few minutes away. I also used to repair phones behind the counter during my shift, buy broken phones, fix, resell profit.\n\nSteal the promo shit and list on eBay. People pay good money for their favourite brand crap.\n\nAny kind of \"write your name down to win\" style raffle is now all your friends/family, take any customer entrance and bin it (at home) stuff that ballot box!\n\nEventually I quit to repair phones full time.", "Do you sell Cocchi Americano, Plymouth Navy Stregnth Gin, or Del Maguey Vida Mezcal? I'll happily buy a few bottles if you do.", "Contact various liquor providers and ask if any new product trials you can help with.", "Study a trade, my friend got his sparky license whilst working nights as a security guard.", "If you’re ambitious and motivated: learn, especially topics related to digital technology. Use platforms like https://grow.google/certificates/ \nLinkedIn learning, udemy, coursera, etc. \n\nIf you’re lazy and want to make quick cash and don’t care about the law: sell drugs.", "If you can bring in a laptop, I'd either take online classes or work a side gig like teaching English or something else you're good at.", "If you are in school, I used the time to listen to notes that I recorded of myself", "I love your addendum, and wish I was more creative. Nothing that would steal given your position, I feel that's too unethical. But maybe not for this sub.\n\nDay trade crypto. Start with smaller amounts and work up.", "I got really good at origami at past slow jobs, easy to pick up and put back down in between customers", "Get on your phone and talk to people? You literally have not much to do soooooo", "Create a YT or twitch channel and review the products you have on store!", "Buy commonly purchased beer and liquor cheaper some where else and than sell yours for the mark up", "You can audit any course on Coursera for free, pick up some new skills.", "When I worked a long graveyard shirt for a rental car company and I was all by myself I read a ton. If I wasn't reading I woukd played my Gameboy.", "Read more books, or get a laptop and start teaching yourself C++. Take online college classes. \n\nKinda unethical because technically it is time theft.", "I've started a course on Duolingo and honestly i find it fun. The way they've gamified things, I've been going back and forth with another user on the leaderboard for a few days. And I'm actually getting good. Well, as good as one can get in a few weeks. I can order food and find travel and lodging accomodations.", "I had full store manager access since I had my managers ID and password. I was a senior tech, in my assistant manager training. My manager got tired of me asking for her ID to apply coupons so she just gave it to me while the home office approved my ID for coupon approval. \n\nI could of done ANYTHING I wanted since I could access store functions from home. I was tempted to change my schedule around but she somehow always knew if people messed with things she did.\n\nAnother time an area manager from near the coast was in town filling in for my manager as she was away for training. She got tired of people asking for her ID code so when one guy asked for it she yelled her ID and password across the whole store, where every employee and customer could hear.\n\nNow you can do alot with store manager access but area manager access is like gold tier. Sadly I didn't write it down so i don't have it anymore.\n\nAfter I quit I wanted to fuck around with stuff but my ID was removed and my old manager had quit (faked a car crash and a coma) and as previously stated I didnt write area managers ID and password down. Oh the damages I could of done. \n\nLike I had access to store accounts to buy products as a senior tech but with higher ID I could buy bulk, change schedules, tell people what store they were assigned to, etc.", "Down lo road a coding app. There are a few. Free. 5 minutes a day. I think I used Grasshopper.\n\n\n\n\nLook up DMV driving laws and books. Also get test apps. Get a CDL. The test is actually pretty cheap. Opens up alot of opportunities.\n\n\n\n\nLearn a language. 15 minutes a day with a language app. Sign language makes a shit ton of money. Other languages just make you smarter and more opportunities.\n\n\n\n\nFill out free stuff. Completely free binge points for gift cards of xbox things. There are alot of ways to pay for your subscriptions by doing online surveys etc.\n\n\n\n\n\nWork out. Bring a small resistance band setup or some free weights. Total be really surprised how much muscle you get from doing physical work. If your work isnt physical, you just get to focus on muscle groups.\n\n\n\n\nIf you want more unethical, if you know people that need a regular place to, uh, conduct business, offer a cover charge and they have to buy a cigarello.", "Bring a laptop teach, yourself to write code, create websites etc. And then boom go make gooood money.", "Work at home currently overnight so it's dead as fuck. I have a lot of time on my hands while working. I personally started studying for certificates in my area to further grow. Like why not. Utilize your time to better yourself...while getting paid. Then when your off chill." ]

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[ "Do Amazon, BBY, and other electronics stores check serial numbers when you return CPUs or RAM ", "Do Amazon, BBY, and other electronics stores check serial numbers when you return CPUs or RAM " ]

[ "I work with reselling on Amazon for cpus, gpus, motherboards, etc. your best bet is to return to Amazon. Depending on when you ordered it and when you want to return it just say it came defective or just say you no longer need the product and then buy again…\n\n", "If it's not etched into the plastic, you can generally remove a serial carefully and reapply it to another defective product." ]

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[ "My roommate and i split the house rent. But now he has brought his gf who’s sharing the rent with him leaving me to pay the biggest chunk. What to do? Help out guys ", "My roommate and i split the house rent. But now he has brought his gf who’s sharing the rent with him leaving me to pay the biggest chunk. What to do? Help out guys ", "My roommate and i split the house rent. But now he has brought his gf who’s sharing the rent with him leaving me to pay the biggest chunk. What to do? Help out guys ", "My roommate and i split the house rent. But now he has brought his gf who’s sharing the rent with him leaving me to pay the biggest chunk. What to do? Help out guys ", "My roommate and i split the house rent. But now he has brought his gf who’s sharing the rent with him leaving me to pay the biggest chunk. What to do? Help out guys ", "My roommate and i split the house rent. But now he has brought his gf who’s sharing the rent with him leaving me to pay the biggest chunk. What to do? Help out guys ", "My roommate and i split the house rent. But now he has brought his gf who’s sharing the rent with him leaving me to pay the biggest chunk. What to do? Help out guys ", "My roommate and i split the house rent. But now he has brought his gf who’s sharing the rent with him leaving me to pay the biggest chunk. What to do? Help out guys ", "My roommate and i split the house rent. But now he has brought his gf who’s sharing the rent with him leaving me to pay the biggest chunk. What to do? Help out guys ", "My roommate and i split the house rent. But now he has brought his gf who’s sharing the rent with him leaving me to pay the biggest chunk. What to do? Help out guys ", "My roommate and i split the house rent. But now he has brought his gf who’s sharing the rent with him leaving me to pay the biggest chunk. What to do? Help out guys ", "My roommate and i split the house rent. But now he has brought his gf who’s sharing the rent with him leaving me to pay the biggest chunk. What to do? Help out guys ", "My roommate and i split the house rent. But now he has brought his gf who’s sharing the rent with him leaving me to pay the biggest chunk. What to do? Help out guys ", "My roommate and i split the house rent. But now he has brought his gf who’s sharing the rent with him leaving me to pay the biggest chunk. What to do? Help out guys ", "My roommate and i split the house rent. But now he has brought his gf who’s sharing the rent with him leaving me to pay the biggest chunk. What to do? Help out guys " ]

[ "Utilities split 3 ways, but rent split 60/40 because she has use of common areas but they still occupy only 1 bd room", "Tell him that the deal was you'd pay half the rent when there were only two of you and now that you're three you should only pay a third, i guess. She's actually living there, not just visiting often?", "My roommates and I agreed to pay by room and divide the utilities by number of people. So even though they share a room I pay half the rent, but a third of utilities. \nHowever, what your roommate is doing is something you didn't agree to. His gf should not be living there at all without your consent. Either you should find a way to kick her out (she's not on the lease) or make them at least divide the utilities properly. \nI wouldn't even consider this an unethical situation. You're in the right for wanting a fair situation.", "ITT: Surprisingly wholesome suggestions considering this is ULPT.\n\nI say walk around naked and do whatever you can to make the roommate and/or the girlfriend uncomfortable to get them to move out. Just act like it's completely normal ", "Get yourself into a polyamorous relationship with a couple of buddies, then split your part with them. ", "Kill the friend and marry his girlfriend. Then the rent is even and you have a wife", "Fuck that shit his rent gets cut in half because of His girl?! The rent is divided by people occupying the space not by 2 and then he gets a discount for making your life more annoying tell him you pay a third because you are a third or he can go fuck his hat. Your roommate is a dickwad for taking her bit out of his and not both of yours to begin with so fuck him and his custy ass gf.", "Break them up. Tell him she came on to you. Tell her he came on to you. Buy the most hideous porn mag you can find and hide it in his stuff so she finds it. Or vise-versa. Invite his ex-girlfriend over. Tell his mom the new GF is a whore... or worse, a lawyer.", "Let the landlord know because if she's not on the lease, she's not legally supposed to be there anyway. File a complaint. Use that as leverage to get a more event split on the rent using it as a threat. Add in utilities too if you're daring or as a compromise. Otherwise, you need to get another place lined up and get out asap.", "ULPT: Eat his food when he’s not around and say you didn’t. Find out what she dislikes and do it so she won’t want to be there. Have people over and make sure they’re loud and annoying so they leave. Plan ahead to make it uncomfortable. ", "This is a common roommate problem. Therefore it’s usually specified in the rental agreement you can’t move in a tenant who isn’t on the agreement. \n\nIf it is, tip the landlord off.\n\nIt would be better to talk to him first. See if you can just get him to do the right thing and adjust the rent and utilities.\n\nYou could become the most annoying roommate ever, see if you can make them uncomfortable. Eat their food, walk around in your underwear, or even get your own decoy gf to move in unannounced and see how much he likes his own medicine.", "If you speak with landlord more, just say they raised the rent so they pay more and you pay less.", "Hey, sorry this happens to you. You may want to check [this rent calculator](https://www.splitwise.com/calculators/rent) that will helps you estimate the rent you should actually pay. Also it will serve as an external authority that your roommate may prefer comply with.\n\nGood luck", "Well, it depends, aside from the shared common areas, did the gf take up any additional space not already used by your roommate? If not then he shouldn't need to adjust how much he is paying for rent if she is just cramming into his space. But, definitely make an adjustment for utilities, since just another body in the house can raise how much you use A/C by. My utility bill is typically about 70-90 more than average when I live with an extra person. ", "Get a girlfriend of ur own, poor guys probably dealing with enough without you jacking the rent up." ]

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[ "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt ", "How to either get in state tuition for the University of Michigan (California resident) or somehow pay out of state tuition without going into debt " ]

[ "It's not really unethical, but you could just take a year off to live and work in Michigan to establish residency.", "Good luck with that. A friend of mine, coincidentally, moved to Michigan and lived there for three years before attending UM. He was denied in-state tuition because, even though the university admitted he lived in the state and had no other financial ties to other states, he had moved to Michigan \"primarily for education\" or some other phrase like that.\n\nHe looked around and picked up a full scholarship to another Michigan university and is doing quite well now. Their loss, really.", "Find someone in Michigan with the same name and offer to buy some utility bills from them. If the college wants to write to you, tell them you just moved to be closer to the campus.", "Have someone living in Michigan put their utility bills under your name asap. Used to be 6 months to establish residency, not sure now.", "Look into the Michigan community college system-- will classes you take there transfer to U of M? If so, you can do your gen ed requirements that way at a much lower cost per cr", "I know someone in CA who, to get in state, opened a P.O. Box that has a physical address option", "You should look and see if your state offers Academic Common Market. If they do: find a niche major that is not offered in your state. Academic Common Market makes it to where you pay in-state tuition when attending a school out-of-state, because that major is not offered anywhere in your own state. \n\nThen; just take the classes you need for the major you *actually* want. For your last semester before graduation; officially switch to your desired major. You may have to pay one semester of out-of-state tuition, but probably not. It takes too long for those records to catch up, and your school will already have you listed as in-state. \n\nI did exactly this to get in-state tuition at the University of Mississippi as a Georgia resident. I entered as a Forensic Chemistry major, and graduated with the (regular) Chemistry degree I wanted.", "Have a young family member take guardianship of you and then their income would be used to determine financial aid.", "Financial Aid Counselor: If you’re under the age of 22 in most places, it’s going to be based off where your parents live unless you have proof of basically cutting all ties with them to the point of having no clue where they are. Doctoring that would be your best bet, but it won’t be easy and could backfire pretty hard if you’re caught.", "Get married to somebody who lives in Michigan. \n\n\nYou'll probably have to stay married the entirety of University.", "Going to a community college saved me a ton. Just in case this doesn’t work out.", "Ready for the most unethical advice ever possible?\n\nI looked this question up on Quora before and apparently you can legally check any race you feel like. Black, Native, and Hispanic will rake in a ton of financial aid along with easy acceptance.\n\nYou do not need to provide DNA proof or even a proper racial last name. However the admittance can ask for a interview and rescind their offer or expel you for not looking the part... though through a different bogus reason obviously so they don't get hit by a lawsuit.\n\nSo yeah if you're white you can try to identify as partly Hispanic. And if you're Hispanic, you can identify as native and Hispanic and really rake in that affirmative action.", "U of M is brutal with this. We’re from Ohio and My older sister got into the Masters of Social Work program there. She took classes for a year, then got a job working for the county U of M is in, worked for that county for 3 years. After that she applied for in state tuition to finish her degree and they still denied her.", "If it were as simple as letting you use my address, I'd be happy to help!\n\nAlternatively, there are alot of affordable cities here to live. As a few others have suggested, do your gen eds elsewhere (I went to Lansing Comm. College for my gen eds), while working and save up to move closer to Ann Arbor. The COL is much higher than cities I've lived in.", "You could save a small percentage of what you would spend in your tuition and go to study and live in a developped country where education and health services are free and of very good quality", "Not sure this is much help, but definitely DO NOT ask Uncle Jessy's ol lady!", "Look at the community college (washtenaw community college) first and get your gen ed requirements over with on the cheap while you work to establish residency. I was on staff when I lived in Michigan and everyone is so helpful and kind. It’ll be easy to transfer into UofM.", "Join the military, switch your home of record to wherever you want(MI) fake an injury and use the extra disability income for college.", "Could you essentially get a PO box in michigan and send your statements to that address? When I had to show proof that I was a resident of ohio after living here for one year, I showed them my bank and electricity statements. Could you change the address your statements go to and send those to a PO box in michigan?", "You may just want to call up and ask - many times they'll tell you exactly what you need to do to qualify. You can also find a subreddit on here that is for your college and ask there as well. I am sure this is a common thing. \n\nMy roommate in college was out of state and the instate tuition was 1/3 the out-of-state tuition. He inquired and they said that he had to basically have a permanent address off campus, with the usual utilities, driver's license, etc. in the state for 6 months. He and I moved the following semester to an apartment off campus and they gave him in-state tuition the following year.", "My kid chose to work as a busser in a restaurant. Only $4 something an hour but the servers tip out of their tips. Lot of cash and minimal claimed on taxes.", "My co-worker moved to Michigan for work a few years ago, but his family stayed behind in Maryland so his daughter could finish HS. She got accepted to U of M when she graduated, and he asked me to to help him fill out the paperwork so he can prove his Michigan residency so his daughter could pay in-state tuition. They requested so much information, a letter from me (HR) to verify how long he's worked for the company +pay stubs, utility bills and a bunch of other stuff I can't remember now. The back and forth went on for months, but they finally gave her in-state tuition. It's definitely not as simple as you think. My daughter is a sophomore at U of M now and my first thought when she got accepted is thank god we've lived in metro Detroit all our lives so I don't have to deal with that.", "Move to Michigan and work full time for a year or two first (whatever is needed to establish residency). Try to work at University of Michigan, and you might get even better tuition discounts. (OK, this isn't really unethical, but it's a legit long con game.)", "If you work at a licensed Starbucks, even part time, you get free tuition to University of Arizona, even if you’re out of state. Their online degrees are limited, but it’s free, just have to pay for textbooks and such. That’s what I’m doing.", "I've got to think there are some Michigan kids who would kill to go to a UCal school at in state tuition prices. Maybe you can switch identities?\n\n¯\\\\\\_(ツ)_/¯", "I work in College Admissions and typically you can establish residency within six months, so you shouldn't have to pay out of state tuition for very long. Just be sure you can show proof of residency to have your bill adjusted before the following semesters billing deadlines. A little unethically you can try opening a PO box in Michigan to establish \"residency\" even sooner, sometimes depending on the dept and the university they won't really care as long as the address is \"verifiable\" in their systems. In addition, if you are staying in campus housing you can usually pay the in state tuition rate. Just a heads up, if you decide to take a gap year or take time to establish residency first before attending, be weary of enrolling in any other academic institutions. It might seem like a good idea to take some classes at a community college or get a head start elsewhere but this can affect your status as an entering freshman. Entering freshman usually have way better scholarship/ financial assistance opportunities, and enrollment at another institution besides U of Michigan might invalidate that student status. All of this is just general advice though and I do not work in Michigan, a lot of this can vary across states and institutions so I would check the Univ of Michigan's requirements first.", "I think establishing residency would be the easiest (and ethical) way. The following link gives you the exact requirements for Michigan. \nhttps://ro.umich.edu/tuition-residency/residency", "I got in state tuition in Arizona because I took an easy research assistant position.", "Good luck with that, it's nearly impossible. Lived in Michigan my entire life save for the last year where I finished my high school abroad. Despite still having a home in Ann Arbor which I naturally used to apply, was still considered out of state. The U of M system is specifically very strict about how they make such a determination. Rest of the Michigan schools are a lot more chill about it though.", "Get a Michigan driver's license, register to vote, get a part time job. They probably have a time requirement to qualify for in-state tuition.", "Each state is difference. Usually a year on your own. You cannot get anything from your parents that can be traced to them, ie insurance. Also, if your parents are veterans, you might be able to get instate tuition. My daughter is going to Mississippi State University at the instate rate because I am a veteran. I live in NY", "Don't go to college. Go to trade school, pay basically nothing for school, and have a high paying job right away.", "As a former college professor (left the industry in 2020), there really is no way to get around this anymore by just setting up shop and getting some in state paystubs and mail. Maybe 20 years ago, yeah, but now? NO. You have to satisfy ALOT MORE than simple residency… just living here for a year is not enough for the university. Bottom line is that you graduated from a high school outside of Michigan, so essentially you’ll have to wait until you’re 24 before the University will even consider you for in state residency. Here’s the policy… it’s pretty darn watertight as far as I can tell. Maybe someone else here can find a hole in it?\n\n********\n\nYou may qualify for in-state tuition by demonstrating that you are a Michigan resident.\n\nA. General Principles\nThe University of Michigan has autonomous, constitutional authority to establish residency guidelines that apply to the University. The University’s residency guidelines are independent of other state rules or regulations governing residency for other purposes, including income and property tax liability or eligibility to vote or drive.\n\nTo qualify for in-state tuition at the University of Michigan on the basis of being a Michigan resident, you must establish that Michigan is your permanent legal residence. In other words, you must establish that the State of Michigan is your home and that you intend to remain in the State permanently. This will depend on, among other things, where you live, work, and attend school; where you have lived, worked, and attended school; where your parents or guardians live; and other evidence that you intend to make Michigan your permanent home.\n\nThe Board of Regents of the University of Michigan has charged the Residency Classification Office in the Office of the Registrar on the Ann Arbor campus with determining the residency of current and prospective students for all three University of Michigan campuses. If you are seeking in-state tuition on the basis of residence in the State of Michigan and your application, activities, and circumstances demonstrate that Michigan is your permanent legal residence, you will be classified as a resident. If, however, you seek in-state tuition on the basis of residence but your presence in the State is based on activities or circumstances that are determined to be temporary or indeterminate, you will be classified as a nonresident.\n\nB. Process for Establishing Residency\nWho Must Submit an Application for Resident Classification?\nIf you seek to qualify for in-state tuition as a Michigan resident and your application, circumstances, or activities suggest that you may have out-of-state activities or ties (as described below), you will be required to apply to be evaluated and classified as a resident or nonresident. This means completing an Application for Resident Classification truthfully and timely and submitting additional documentation.\n\nSpecifically, you must file an Application for Resident Classification if you seek in-state tuition on the basis of Michigan residence and have any of the following out-of-state activities or ties:\n\nyou live outside the State of Michigan for any purpose, including, but not limited to, education, volunteer activities, travel, or employment;\nyou attended or graduated from a college outside the State of Michigan;\nyou lived or worked outside the State of Michigan at any time within the last three years;\nyou are not a U.S. citizen;\nyour spouse, partner, or parent is in Michigan as a nonresident student, medical resident, fellow or for military assignment or other temporary employment;\nyou are 24 years of age or younger and a parent lives outside the State of Michigan;\nyou are 24 years of age or younger and attended or graduated from a high school outside the state of Michigan;\nyou attended or graduated from an out-of-state high school and have been involved in educational pursuits for the majority of time since high school graduation;\nyou attended any University of Michigan campus (Ann Arbor, Dearborn, or Flint) as a nonresident.\nOther circumstances also may require you to file an Application for Resident Classification.\n\nIf Michigan is in fact your permanent legal residence, as demonstrated by your admissions application, activities, and circumstances, you have none of the out-of-state activities or ties listed above, and your admissions application truthfully asserts that Michigan is your permanent legal home, you may claim Michigan as your legal residence and will not be required to complete an Application for Resident Classification. The University in its discretion may require you to complete an Application for Resident Classification and submit supporting documentation to determine whether you are a resident or nonresident under the University’s Guidelines. The University also reserves the right to audit your information and re-classify you as a nonresident.\n\nHow Will Your Application For Resident Classification Be Evaluated?\nIf you are required to file an Application for Resident Classification, the University’s Residency Classification Office will evaluate the information you provide to determine whether you have presented clear and convincing evidence demonstrating that Michigan is your permanent legal residence. The next sections of these Guidelines are designed to explain in greater detail the standards the Residency Classification Office will apply as your Application for Resident Classification is considered.\n\na. Circumstances that may demonstrate permanent Michigan residence\nThe following circumstances and activities, though not conclusive or exhaustive, may lend support to a claim that Michigan is your permanent legal residence:\n\nBoth of your parents or parents-in-law (or in the case of divorce, one parent or parent-in-law) are permanent legal residents of Michigan as demonstrated by permanent employment in the State, establishment of a primary household in Michigan, and severance of out-of-state ties. You must also show that you have severed all out-of-state ties that suggest another state is your legal residence.\nYou are employed in Michigan in a full-time, permanent position, your employment is the primary purpose for your or your family’s presence in the State, and you have severed any out-of-state ties that suggest another state is your legal residence.\nYour spouse or partner is employed in Michigan in a full-time, permanent position, your spouse or partner’s employment is the primary purpose for your family's presence in the State, and you have severed all out-of-state ties that suggest another state is your legal residence.\nb. Circumstances that do not demonstrate permanent Michigan residence\nThe circumstances and activities listed below are most often temporary or indeterminate and do not demonstrate permanent residence in Michigan. Individuals whose claim to Michigan residence is based solely on one or more of the following will generally not be found to be Michigan residents for tuition purposes:\n\nyou are enrolled in a high school, community college, or university in Michigan;\nyou are in a medical residency program, fellowship, or internship in Michigan;\nyour employment in Michigan is temporary or short-term or of the type usually considered an internship or apprenticeship;\nyour spouse or partner’s employment in Michigan is temporary or of the type usually considered an internship or apprenticeship;\nyour spouse or partner’s employment in Michigan is permanent but you are in the State for temporary reasons;\nyour employment position in Michigan is normally held by a student;\nyou have paid Michigan income tax or filed Michigan resident income tax returns;\nyour relatives (other than parents) live in Michigan;\nyou own property or pay Michigan property taxes;\nyou possess a Michigan driver's license or voter’s registration;\nyou possess a Permanent Resident Alien visa;\nyou have continuous physical presence in Michigan for one year or more;\nyou sign a statement of intent to be domiciled in Michigan.\nc. Immigrants and Aliens\nIf you are a permanent resident alien, an asylee or refugee, or possess an A, E, G, or I visa, you may be eligible for in-state tuition if you provide official documentation establishing your immigration status and demonstrate that Michigan is your permanent legal residence as defined under these Guidelines. Dependent children who hold an E visa are not eligible to be considered for resident classification. Individuals holding temporary visas, including, but not limited to F, H, J, K, L, Parolee, TN, and TD visas, are not eligible for in-state tuition as a Michigan resident.\n\nd. Dependent Students\nYou are presumed to be a dependent of your parents if you are 24 years of age or younger and (1) have been primarily involved in educational pursuits, or (2) have not been financially self-supporting through employment.\n\nIf you are a dependent student, and both your parents are legal residents of another state, you are presumed to be a nonresident.\n\nIf you are a dependent, your parents or parents-in-law are divorced, and at least one parent or parent-in-law is a permanent legal resident of the State of Michigan (as defined in these Guidelines), you are presumed to be a resident if you can demonstrate that (a) Michigan is your permanent legal residence and (b) you have severed all out-of-state ties.\nIf you are a student living in Michigan with your parents and a permanent legal resident of this State as defined by these Guidelines, you are presumed to retain resident status eligibility even if your parents leave the State if all of the following are true: (1) you have completed at least your junior year of high school before your parents' departure; (2) you remain in Michigan, enrolled full-time in high school or an institution of higher education; and (3) you have not taken steps to establish a legal residence outside Michigan or any other action inconsistent with maintaining a permanent legal residence in Michigan.", "Here's an ethical life pro tip: don't move from one failing, miserable state to another. Go some place nice.", "why don't you just go to a California university and cut the drama... ray" ]

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[ "Do you especially want to lock it when you are IN or when you are gone? There are lots of good ways to prevent entry with you IN the room, you can search easily enough but a rubber door wedge is probably the cheapest and easiest. They make travel door locks that do no damage as well. \nIf you are concerned about your belongings or entry while you are away, you may be better served with a locking storage container or footlocker. \nAnd stop by a friendly firehouse on a walk one day and ask. I am betting your landlord is wrong. \nGood luck!", "[4 pin code door alarm](https://www.lowes.com/pd/GE-Door-Sensor/1000118565?cm_mmc=shp-_-c-_-prd-_-lit-_-ggl-_-LIA_LIT_173_Smart-Home-_-1000118565-_-local-_-0-_-0&ds_rl=1286981&gclid=CjwKCAjw6raYBhB7EiwABge5KtTAYF7W-R0474YSozi_qldqKIb8wEWnsIPqLSZLgRScThDgB1qH1xoCRQoQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)" ]

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[ "I had headaches for years, doctors couldn't work out why.\nDuring a regular checkup with the dentist! He x-rayed a tooth and told me my sinus was inflamed.\n\nTold the doctor, antibiotics, job done.", "If it’s a migraine you can buy any inexpensive sleep aid that has diphenhydramine as the ingredient, e.g. Tylenol PM or it’s generics. This is what the hospital ED will give you for a migraine, just in a higher dose. Bonus: this is the same diphenhydramine that is an antihistamine regularly prescribed for allergies, and it’s much cheaper than buying the exact same drug marketed for allergies.", "800mg ibuprofen, 1000mg Tylenol, a coke, and a snickers bar; repeat in 4 hours if needed.", "I use goodrx care to get a doctor's appointment online within a couple days, it's worth giving it a try", "I suffer from severe hormonal migraines, using birth control has stopped them almost completely. The only painkillers that help alleviate the pain are Sumatriptanum (I'm not sure what name they are under in USA, but that's the name of the active substance) and they are sold without prescription where I'm from. \n\n\nThe ULPT would be: find someone who has a prescription and ask to share? Maybe r/migraine?", "What about telehealth with your doctor or anyone at their practice? Or maybe your insurance can help you find one?", "Not in the spirit of this sub, but I'm also plagued by frequent headaches. I used to take pills 3-4 times a week. At one point, I tried replacing the pills with ginger, vitamin b and other natural items- lo and behold, my headaches started coming less frequently. I had taken painkillers too much.", "Need to think about: when do they start, how long do they last? Does anything trigger them? When is the last time you had your blood pressure checked? Does anything help it? What kind of pain, throbbing, tight? Where on the head? Different headaches for different causes.", "Make a food journal and see if they’re triggered by something you ate/eat. Corn makes my R eye socket throb.", "I had a dentist recommend I mix 1 Tylenol with 1 Advil. Their ingredients work together and it worked really well for me.", "Four ibuprofen two acetaminophen some coffee and if its not gone I take some sudafed to top it off. Rinse and repeat every four hours. But if you can afford it go to urgent care, because headaches can be serious and OTC pain killers can wreck your organs.", "Depends on the headache but as a chronic tension headache/migraine haver, this is what sometimes works for me: \n\nExcedrin-like compound (regular dose).\n\nLots of water and unsweetened herbal tea like nettles, oatstraw, lavender, chamomile.\n\nHeating pad or hot water on the feet. \n\nIce packs on neck and head. ( I have one that wraps around my head and provides compression, it helps quite a bit)\n\nRest, sleep. \n\nAnd for some people, sugar before bed can bring on a headache so it might be something to pay attention to.", "CBD, Aleve and ibuprofen. All together. Start low and go slow with the CBD, you'll go from not feeling it, to feeling fucked off pretty easily.", "I've heard holding your hands in a bucket of ice water for as long as you can stand it helps. I don't know if it is true, but worth a shot I guess.", "Real answer, since this is the sub for it: hydrocodone or even oxycodone. Both are available on \"the street\" if you have sources.\n\nBut they're both opiods and carry a risk of addiction, so be careful.\n\nBTW, just for your information and not at all suggesting anything, hydrocodone is also used as a cough suppressant. Veterinarians will prescribe it for dogs who have bronchitis and what not. 5mg is a common dosage for both dogs and people.", "i dont think this really belongs in this sub. you probably have brain cancer tho." ]

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[ "Other kids from primary school harrass my kid. How can I ruin that bully kids emotionally and psychically without laying a finger on them? ", "Other kids from primary school harrass my kid. How can I ruin that bully kids emotionally and psychically without laying a finger on them? ", "Other kids from primary school harrass my kid. How can I ruin that bully kids emotionally and psychically without laying a finger on them? ", "Other kids from primary school harrass my kid. How can I ruin that bully kids emotionally and psychically without laying a finger on them? " ]

[ "I would never recommend poisoning the family with arsenic. That would be terrible. Don't do that", "Perhaps make it so that as many people know about this as you can and start hating the family.", "It's basically a question of how to deal with a bully. If you google the topic, there should be a lot of suggestions. I know it's a very difficult and nuanced thing. I think mainly, you'd want to gain as much support as possible from those around the victim. So raise awareness as much as possible. And if you can be present, you can protect the kid. Bullies are always looking for the easy target. If you make the kid a difficult target, the bully will move on. As I said about awareness... one good thing you can do is teach the victim to scream bloody murder and completely freak out when being bullied. It's quite effective to go completely nuts and scream. Because it will draw lots of attention and the bully will be caught. You have to understand the bully is fundamentally a coward, so this attention will be very unwelcome.", "Your post has been removed for the following reason -\n\n\nRule 9 - No tips about rape, murder, suicide, or any tips that violate Geneva Convention laws." ]

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[ "Fox urine will be effective. You can place it before they arrive, and if you place it in a container you can remove it later. Won't take long before they find a new hangout spot. It is also a lot more subtle than dead fish.", "Go to the local Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall and tell them you know a few people who are desperately seeking Jesus.", "I have a trick. Happened a few days ago during the week, so i had to wake up at 6 and by midnight i was fed up with the noise in a residential area.\n\nI dressed up, got out pretending to just take a walk, approach the people and go \"yo guys, someone called the cops on you, you better get tf outta here\".\n\n2 minutes and the problem was solved", "Deer urine. Available at any hunting/fishing type store. Reeks to high heaven.", "Your fish idea could work well. You could also just dump a can of tuna on the sidewalk.", "Caltrops if youre feeling aggressive. \n\nCall the cops on another phone and tell them that the partiers tried selling you drugs or you seen one waving a gun around. Stay anon on that call though. Cops will be there fast. \n\nCapture a skunk and train it to spray on command.\n\nOr build a small trebuche and launch a mix of half rancid tuna and 90w oil at them if youre not afraid of anything. \n\nI dont recomend the last one really. Very messy and too easy to back track the trajectory.", "Have something similar, escalated over several months tried ask sorts. Eventually my other half went out... \"hey guys, any chance you can just take it to the park down the road, we've got kids trying to sleep here\". They just went, couldn't believe it. Feel sorry for the people by the park mind. I rm sometimes these people just want a fight so giving them one isn't the best option.", "Place a stack of job applications and college recruitment materials; they’ll hit the bricks.", "I would get a bottle of fish sauce or two and pour that everywhere.\n\nMore affordable than fish, and concentrated so it’s strong.\n\nNot to mention sticky as hell.\n\nEven then, rotten eggs go absolutely putrid. Since nobody will likely clean it up it’ll just stank until they leave.", "Had this exact same issue when i had my new born. They just wouldn't shift and by the time police would turn up within next 2-3 hours.. they had already left..\n\nSo next time I changed my wording and lied a little. I pay my taxes and never call police. U was gonna get my moneys worth this time. \n\nSo I called them up and said its that loud group again across the road waking up my baby again and obviously they didn't give a single shit. So I added, one of them was waving around something very shiny and the rest were acting very cagey around it. Im not saying uts a gun or a knife but it certainly could be. They're acting quite menacing to people walking by too so I imagine uts only a matter of time before we have a bad incident very soon. \n\nThey were there in 10m. Spoke yo the guys... and a couple did actually have knives/screw drivers etc. So glad I chose not to confront them like I would have when i was younger and single and not a parent. Just go with the police route and if u have to spice up ur story yo get the right effect then do it. Could be safer for all", "Super glue eggs to the sidewalk or nearby in the morning. May take a day or so but....combined with some other methods may work", "Build an EMP and disable the electronics. Illegal? Of course. Unethical? You betcha.", "Put a television in your window that they can see and play gay pornography nonstop.", "Install a fake, unreachable camera pointed directly at them to where it's noticeable. Maybe the feeling of them being watched by who knows will make them uncomfortable and find somewhere else.", "- Put some of those throw down party snaps to freak them out a little.\n- make sure your house is completely dark and use a BB gun.\n- get a really loud amp and play a police WOOP WOOP but don’t do a siren and see if they scatter. Get a bullhorn and say that they need to disperse. Obviously do not say that you’re the police.", "In Seattle there was a particular street that people would congrgate in front of the businesses. They installed speakers super high up and blasted classical music. Come to find out it ruined the vibe of the people who were hanging out and they left. \n\nHow about a loud hidden, out of reach bluetooth speaker you can blast music or sounds through? I know they play loud music but if it was playing when they got there theyd be confused and it might ruin their time.\n\nThey also make directional speakers that you can point sound at which is not hearable by people that its not pointed at. You could blast the sound of satan sounds making a few of the question their sanity.\n\nAlso, the fish idea is kind of awesome.", "Your rotting fish idea is probably the best one. Not very many good suggestions here. Either that or pay some bigger, scarier, louder gang members to scare them away.", "If they're younger, set up some little speakers (just tweeters, if you have 'em) and blast 20k or whatever tone is just outside of your range of hearing. They'll leave pretty quick, and it won't be too hard to set up so that they have no idea where it's coming from.", "Leave what appear to be used condoms and hypodermic needles lying around?", "Pee on the part they're standing on or take a shit idk anyone who could smell piss and shit and stay lol.", "Sadly I can't think of anything non violent and I think I need to find some help for that.", "Liquid Ass can come in handy if you want to stink out the van. Buy a bottle on Amazon and pour it in the air intake at the base of the windshield.", "Nails on the ground where they park? BB gun is a good idea. Go to Home Depot and along with the fish, add some cow shit (fertilizer). Add a fake camera to the abandoned building with some no trespassing signs.", "If you have the money you could set up one of those projectors that can emit a shadowy image across their path for a few seconds. Make them think the area is haunted. Add a child laughing audio clip to it.", "https://youtu.be/I05zVj7gxyU\n\nWatch that and act like that and try to be real friends with them every time they hang near your place.", "Pour some butyric acid on the sidewalk. That stuff stinks like hell. Also if their van is parked there at night, you can put some butyric acid inside a syringe, poke the needle through the rubber above the windows and spray the acid inside. When it hits the seats or carpet, the smell won't be washable. They would either have to replace the seat/carpet or the whole car. Not kidding, it really smells horrible.", "Dudes are probably paranoid.\r \n\r \nMake them think the area is being monitored by the cops or even some vigilante.\n\nStash stuff like cheap webcams and mikes, or anything that looks similar. Drop a list with a few of their names written down on one side and a creepy-ass shopping list on the other: rope, shovel, etc. Maybe leave behind some faked voodoo dolls or salt patterns or a little cloth bag with hair and teeth. Anything to get their imaginations running wild.", "This idea sounds really shitty because it is. So simple. Smear feces, an animal or your own all over the sidewalk. Also vomit. Again where you get the vomit is entirley up to you.\n\nAlso. Get police tape. Chalk a body outline. Sprinkke some bullet casings some blood some urine and feces and your all good\n\nGet a witch to cast a spell over that part of the sidewalk then.....have her utter fecesscatorum and pesto. No more litterbugs. What was the question?🤔", "If you call the cops for a noise complaint, it won't do shit...call for drunk drivers", "There are frequencies only young people/ old people/ men or women can hear. Maybe blast that? Other than that, some parking lots install blue lights. The blue generally makes people unattractive and can have a calming effect. Dunno how you would change streetlights though lol", "I had a can of bear spray for a hiking vacation. I couldn't take it with me on the plane, and I didn't want to leave it for child to find. I sprayed it around to empty the can. Hours later it still made me cough, and eyes water. Spray it on things head high. Buy it on Amazon.", "Sprinklers. On a hand manual control. Turn them on randomly or when you want some peace and quiet.", "that 1 877 kars for kids commercial would make me run from the scene in 5 seconds. Police aren't responding to them, so they won't respond to you blasting it \n\nor baby shark", "Years ago there was a device call mosquito that emits high frequency sounds audible only to younger people that was meant to disperse people gathering where not wanted. May be available in some form or make your own https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mosquito#%3A%7E%3Atext%3DThe_Mosquito_or_Mosquito_alarm%2Chuman_rights_and_discrimination_concerns.?wprov=sfla1", "Use The Mosquito or Mosquito alarm is a machine used to deter loitering by emitting sound at high frequency. In some versions, it is intentionally tuned to be heard primarily by younger people.", "Park your car there.\nOr\nPut some nails under leaves in the spot.\nOr\nDelayed fuse Fart spray or something smelling terrible.\n.\nWhat about other people around wouldn't they be annoyed too? Everyone call the cops. Or confront them get hit tell someone to record the altercation and hand it over to the police.\n, \nKeep putting food there and release rats or rats will come and shortly fk up the car.\n\nId say most of these will make them move a few feet away. Cops will be needed", "Motion detected sprinklerss are always fun. Set it to turn on at x time. Usually used to keep deer away but being soaking wet our of nowhere is pretty effective on humans too", "If the smells don't work, you could call law enforcement again and give them a tip that people regularly hangout on that street and you suspect they're selling drugs. The cops may put out an extra patrol on your street for a weekend or all week to surveillance and that could drive them away.", "I say combine a few of these tactics, the bad smells n more police activity should get them out of there.\n\nLeave animal urine and dead fish all around, call about people waving guns around in that area and say you heard gun shots, if u have a back yard fire a round into the dirt makeing sure no big rocks can be hit while hidden from anyone to see muzzle flash. \n\nCherry on top would be if the cops found drugs on scene. Not sure which state youre in but most cops in my state would love to find a white powder in a plastic baggie. Doesnt even have to be real just enough to give them \"probable cause\"", "Highly illegal but these shitbags aren’t gonna call the cops. I would shoot out their window with a pellet gun. \nThat sends a message real quick. It’s worked for me.", "Grab some night crawlers and let em go bad in the sun where they hang out. Dig a hole put some sharpened bamboo spikes at the bottom covered in fesces. Call the cops and leave an anonymous tip that you saw someone trying to break into a car (they will respond to a felony alot faster and in the hopes of a high speed chase). Pay some less fortunate people to go crazy on them. Hire some immigrants to hang out where they would and dance around a may pole. Build a scare crow and cover it in chicken livers and super religious symbols and random bones as tho its an offering. Get together with your neighbors and go fuck them up as a whole block.", "Get a stereo and some HUGE speakers, and blast classical music--like the Ride of the Valkyries.\n\n[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeRwBiu4wfQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeRwBiu4wfQ)\n\nOr, children's music, like Baby Shark", "Everyone here saying stink it out.. Like that won't also effect op?\n\nSolution is easy. Get a decent airsof rifle, put it on full auto, and aim for their exposed parts (not face).\n\nDo this just once or twice at random times.a night, and every now and then do a single shot at good targets.\n\nMake sure it's pitch black on your house. They won't hear the noise obviously.\n\nAfter a couple of nights get dressed up like your going somewhere and walk past them. Wave and say hi. Then pretend you got shot and fall the the floor. Hold your eye and hell WHAT THE FUCK.\n\nSomeome will come over and see if you're OK.\n\nAs the bend down, gently sing 'blue da ba dee' into their ear.\n\nNow they won't be able to get it out of the head.\n\nThe slow creeping insanity will come in and they will turn to the group with a desperate need to scratch their brain itch, and like musical rabies they will play it to the group.\n\nOf course, you planned ahead and will put ear muffs on.\n\nSoon the whole group will be listening to blue da ba dee.\n\nA man walks past you and brushes your shoulder. You turn to look. He is handsome but not in an obvious way. His musk lingers on your shoulder. He apologises and places a hand on your other shoulder, a smile that cuts through you.\n\nThat night you make love. You're a girl now, or a goat if you already were a girl.\n\nHe is staring at you.\n\n\"get me the lasagna\" he says gruffly.\n\nYou bleat in approval.\n\nHe slides his fork into the crust, and it penetrates one layer at a time.\n\n\"mmm\"\n\nBehind the door waits a man with a gun. He knocks gently.\n\nHousekeeping, you guess. He enters the room after your man opens the door.\n\n\"I'm sorry sir, no goats allowed.\"\n\nThey begin to passionately kiss as you are shoved into a laundry shute.\n\nAs you fall your hooves cannot find grip.\n\nA gun rings out from above.\n\nEverything goes black.\n\nYou wake up wrapped in linens. \nThey're blue, goatee fell down a slide.", "Buy a water balloon slingshot. Set it up beforehand at a distance but close enough to launch balloons at their location. A treehouse would be ideal. Test launch balloons until you find the right trajectory of the slingshot and weight of water balloons that will place them exactly at their location (before they show up of course). Measure these variables so you can reproduce them exactly later on. When they show up, load up water balloons with one or more of the foul substances mentioned in this thread. Launch and watch. \n\nRiskier, yes. But it has potential for some high entertainment.", "wow did u move into my old apartment. they still blasting tha music so loud with shitty bass so that all tha cars alarms in tha neighborhood go off over and over and over and over and over?", "put rotten food on the sidewalk before you see them out there. like drop bags of foul smelling garbage there. \n\n&#x200B;\n\n", "just regular stink bombs.\n\nI used to do graffiti and area guards would do patrols. you constantly load an area with stink bombs for 1-2 weeks, and they start avoiding that area", "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\\_Mosquito](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mosquito) is what you need", "Your idea was actually the best one, a load of dead fish and/or one or all of the other smelly suggestions. Make that place unbearable.", "When it is exceptionally loud, call the police.\n\nA drunken man was loud in my street a few days ago. I called the Police, and haven't seen the drunken man since.", "There are systems that emit sound at very specific frequnencies that disturb humans. afaik it was used to kick people out after concerts and such public representation.", "Stinkbombs and a catapult/slingshot. Might even be able to just throw them depending on the distance. More of a focussed smell than old fish and much worse, totally unbearable and should dissipate rather than stinking up the neighborhood all day. Throw them / fire them without being seen, avoid the confrontation and remove the problem the smart way.\n\nIf they're the same as when I was a kid, they're evacuate the school level, kids throwing up everywhere level, perfect for the job.\n\n[https://www.ebay.com/itm/201168790205](https://www.ebay.com/itm/201168790205)", "Shoot blanks into the air then call the cops and tell them those guys in the van are shooting guns", "See your going about it wrong, as someone who has lived in the hood for quite some time, you have to call the police dispatch line different. You say there's a drug transaction going on or someone is waving a gun, now your call jumps up to a code red alert lol. Make sure to use your white voice when you call too", "Retaliatory bagpipes. \n\nI once knew a Presbyterian minister who had no compunction about using this tactic.", "Put some spikes there it works for birds in trainstation and homeless people on benches", "Pull out your best sound system (stereo, computer, whatever) and best speakers. Put speakers in the window facing them. If they are the rap loving type, play GOSPEL as loud as you can. If they are fine with that, play PORN at top volume. Go as far as you must to offend them, I find gay porn works best.", "Perhaps a [parametric speaker](https://www.soundlazer.com/how-to-make-an-lrad-with-arduino/) would work with a nice high frequency?", "Paintball gun, preferably one with a 30 ball per second fire rate. There's no flash from the barrel - just the sound. Crank up the pressure on the so you're shooting at 400 ft/sec.", "My grandfather had a similar problem when his neighborhood got rezone for college rentals.\n\nHe just broke out his massive 1980s bose speakers that he used to talk over the sound of fighter jet engines at airshows. He then proceeded to play his albums of proper Scottish highland bagpipe music non stop.\n\nYou may be able to find similar speakers at a party rental place, same ones that you might get inflatable bouncy castles or waterslides.", "Lookup up butyric acid aka butter bomb aka stink bomb. Easy to make, biodegradable and harmless. But it smells so bad it can induce vomiting.", "Just try to stealthily inject yourself into their little get together and act like you were invited, then ask them if it's cool if you told them a little about Jesus Christ and the latter day saints.", "Inner city? Just collect every other assholes dog waste (or hobo waste) in a bag and dump it there. Extra points for smearing.", "I bursted out laughing at the fish idea. I love it, screw being subtle, that sends a clear message.", "How old are these people in relation to you? If they are sufficiently younger, you could get a high frequency noise maker that's out of your hearing range but within theirs. Just blast that shit full volume when they are around. They'll leave eventually.", "For the fish idea, maybe order some Surströmming. I heard its the worst smelling fish", "Buy some crazy hallucinogenic research chem online and use it to heavily cut a bag of coke/meth (depending on your region). Leave the bag where they'll find it.", "Blast classical music until they leave. You might require a large speaker but I imagine that would do the trick", "Blast Christian music just as loud. Like the youth group church songs that are designed to get stuck in your head", "Are you in brooklyn/nyc by chance? If so, I hate to say it but nothing will stop them. If the corner gets really bad I’ve seen dept of health come by and get it all cleaned up so I doubt the fish will work. I wish I had more to suggest, good luck!", "Also, if they are young, in teenage years especially, there is a device that emits a high pitch frequency that can only be heard by young people. It will drive them away if they are young enough.\n\nhttps://www.movingsoundtech.com/", "A cheap and very effective alternative would be Surströmming (fermented herring). Might be a bit tricky to find in the US but you’d only need one tiny can. \n\nIt’s infamous for being one of the worst smelling things in the world.", "A bag of sugar sprinkled around the area should attract a lot of ants, hopefully the painful bitey kind", "1. Buy one can of Surströmming and equip a hazmat suit. \n2. Open it and pour liquid on their favourite sidewalk. \n3. Leave it open on the ground and ditch the hazmat suit in outside trash. \n4. ????\n5. Vomit", "Use liquid ass and pretend to shit your pants. Should only need to do this a couple of times before you get a reputation and are given wide berth.", "Sprinklers. On a hand manual control. Turn them on randomly or when you want some peace and quiet.", "If it has a slope near by down to where they are at, fill a soccer ball with cement pretend to drop it from your car, give it some speed and call for them to pass it. If it starts bouncing head height call for a header and you’ll at least send one to hospital." ]

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[ "I need a doctor's note saying I have a medical condition where I am incapable of travelling ", "I need a doctor's note saying I have a medical condition where I am incapable of travelling ", "I need a doctor's note saying I have a medical condition where I am incapable of travelling ", "I need a doctor's note saying I have a medical condition where I am incapable of travelling ", "I need a doctor's note saying I have a medical condition where I am incapable of travelling ", "I need a doctor's note saying I have a medical condition where I am incapable of travelling ", "I need a doctor's note saying I have a medical condition where I am incapable of travelling ", "I need a doctor's note saying I have a medical condition where I am incapable of travelling ", "I need a doctor's note saying I have a medical condition where I am incapable of travelling ", "I need a doctor's note saying I have a medical condition where I am incapable of travelling ", "I need a doctor's note saying I have a medical condition where I am incapable of travelling ", "I need a doctor's note saying I have a medical condition where I am incapable of travelling ", "I need a doctor's note saying I have a medical condition where I am incapable of travelling ", "I need a doctor's note saying I have a medical condition where I am incapable of travelling " ]

[ "Your odds are probably best explaining your situation to a general practitioner via telehealth or the phone, then saying \"and I feel really, really anxious about this. I haven't slept in days. Do I need to talk to a shrink?\"\n\nMost medical providers in that scenario will probably help you out. It's not like you're asking for controlled substances for some reason.", "Food poisoning is very vague, but can and will prevent you from getting on a flight. \n\nIf it needs to be something infections, just say you have super AIDS.", "There’s a super low likelihood that anyone would investigate the letter. They just need something to check off a box that will allow them to refund your money. Do you know anyone who is good at forging stuff? Have the letter say something like:\n\nTo whom it may concern:\n\nU/datguyyouknow01 has several pre-existing conditions that prevent his safe travel at this time. If Mr. u/datguy we’re to board an airplane at this time he would put his safety and the safety of his fellow passengers at risk. Due to confidentiality laws, I am unable to disclose more specific information at this time.\n\nSincerely,\n\nDr. Smith\n\nFollowed by a signature that is impossible to read. You can easily find medical letterhead online. A bit of copy/pasting and you have yourself a doctor’s note.", "If you have a medial note from a prior absence, and if the airline is unable to check into it (some places might, never know who is in who's pocket), then i may be able to give you a hand. i can tell you how to do it, it's very simple. DM me if you'd like", "Imo, explain to a doctor what you just explained in this post. There's a good chance you'll find one who'll help", "Travel insurance is a fucking waste. \n\nCall the airline directly if you haven't already. They are way more accommodating. Just have a friend pose as a family doctor if they need corroboration. \n\nMy dipshit friend missed an $800 flight I booked for him on Lufthansa. Travel insurance was no dice, but Lufthansa had it all sorted out for us after a couple of phone calls.", "Check your cr", "You can change the covid test and its QR I have done that and it worked, a friend that knows photoshop did it.. I also show it up to an Airline...", "Severe flight anxiety, full blown panic attacks. Cold sweat, tunnel vision, tremors, heart palpitations, nausea, sense of impending dread. Can't sleep for days before and after a flight. They may offer a xanax script, or something similar. Either accept it, and tell the doc the side effects are awful and you really dislike how they make you feel. Or don't accept it, with a similar excuse. Only problem with that is how to answer their follow up question: \"When have you done xanax?\" \n\nYou could tell them you did it recreationally, or accidentally. But I wouldn't want that information on my medical records. So accept the script and/or ask for a therapist he could recommend. That *should* be enough information on record to exempt you and get your refund. \n\nGood luck. Not a doctor/lawyer, but I do hate flying.", "Right now, today, call your bank. Tell them what is happening and they may just cr", "just call the doctor and say that you have symptoms of covid, like fever and cough, maybe throw in muscle ache. I have covid right now and I had symptoms for a week before testing positive, I tested negative 6 times whilst having symptoms before getting my positive test. They probably aren't taking any chances with it, and your doctors don't want to see you", "You must know someone with COVID currently. Just get them to take a test for you. Alternatively, if they will accept ‘proof’ from the cheaper rapid antigen tests, go and buy a bunch and follow the instructions on YouTube about getting them to show a positive.", "Dude, scratch&punch yourself in the ear and tell the doc that you’ve been swimming and now your ear itches and hurts and you’re dizzy.\n\n", "you have to tell your local government office about this immediately! thats illegal" ]

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[ "Been in a moderately successful “business group” for 10 years, some clowns copyrighted our name for their new “business group” and reported ourwork. ", "Been in a moderately successful “business group” for 10 years, some clowns copyrighted our name for their new “business group” and reported ourwork. " ]

[ "No clue how to fix this, but that is the scummiest thing I’ve heard a reason to seek revenge for. Fuck those clowns", "Hire a lawyer. You may have a case if you can prove you had been using the logo for business prior to the filing. Take to an attorney asap." ]

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[ "how to get a coworker to quit without doing anything technically wrong or illegal ", "how to get a coworker to quit without doing anything technically wrong or illegal " ]

[ "Your question has no one-size-fits-all answer. Depends heavily on the culture of the workplace, your position in it and that of your co-worker. Best advice I can offer is think hard, be opportunistic but don't do anything obvious.", "Had a loud, obnoxious coworker years ago who was thoroughly convinced she was above the place and everyone else there. I started chipping in whenever she would talk behind a coworker's back, and tell her \"You can really do better than this place. Why don't you finish your degree so you can get paid what you're worth somewhere better?\"\n\nAfter a month of this, she signed up for online classes. Most of her homework, she did while on the clock, so she was quiet at least a few hours every day. She quit maybe 8 months later for a job in an office by herself, where she presumably continues to shit-talk us.\n\nIcing: My supervisor laughed his tits off at every milestone, well aware and appreciative of the long game approach." ]

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[ "what do I need to listen in to the headsets at my local fast food joint? ", "what do I need to listen in to the headsets at my local fast food joint? ", "what do I need to listen in to the headsets at my local fast food joint? ", "what do I need to listen in to the headsets at my local fast food joint? ", "what do I need to listen in to the headsets at my local fast food joint? ", "what do I need to listen in to the headsets at my local fast food joint? ", "what do I need to listen in to the headsets at my local fast food joint? ", "what do I need to listen in to the headsets at my local fast food joint? ", "what do I need to listen in to the headsets at my local fast food joint? ", "what do I need to listen in to the headsets at my local fast food joint? ", "what do I need to listen in to the headsets at my local fast food joint? ", "what do I need to listen in to the headsets at my local fast food joint? ", "what do I need to listen in to the headsets at my local fast food joint? ", "what do I need to listen in to the headsets at my local fast food joint? ", "what do I need to listen in to the headsets at my local fast food joint? ", "what do I need to listen in to the headsets at my local fast food joint? ", "what do I need to listen in to the headsets at my local fast food joint? ", "what do I need to listen in to the headsets at my local fast food joint? ", "what do I need to listen in to the headsets at my local fast food joint? ", "what do I need to listen in to the headsets at my local fast food joint? " ]

[ "I realize that my reply here isn't very helpful, but if you don't mind, I *really* want to know why you would need to this. I hope this question doesn't come off as rude, I'm just incredibly curious, as it seems like a rather strange thing to do.", "As someone who works in a drive through, u just have to tune into the right frequency, but I don't recommend it. All we do is complain about the customers that are rude to us and cry about how little we get paid.", "https://crank-calls.wonderhowto.com/how-to/hijack-fast-food-drive-thru-with-cb-radio-164893/", "THIS IS NOT ADVICE, MERELY HYPOTHETICAL SPECULATION FOR ENTERTAINMENT. \n\nLots of modern radio devices are being replaced with digital radio devices, so there's no easy way to monitor them - the radios aren't sending analogue sound waves, they're sending digitally encoded data that is encoded on the transmitter end and decoded on the receiver end.\n\nCapturing the digital signal is very possible, relatively easy.\n\nIf you can crack the encryption and reverse-engineer the algorithm so you can listen in real time, well by the point you'll have the resources and knowledge to overcome whatever concern is causing your desire to snoop local fast food chatter.\n\n-----------\n\nAnother alternative is probably some social engineering involving getting a job at said restaurant and trying to obtain a device to compromise with an audio transmitter. Either way, you're talking about committing all manner of federal offenses, so I'd personally advise against it.\n\n-----------\n\nThe most likely option for success may be finding a secure location in line of sight of the building and using a directional listening device, but I'm only somewhat familiar with radio hardware and cannot comment on the effectiveness or ease of use of such a device, and I imagine it would be limited to whomever was working at an open window.\n\n-----------\n\nOverall I enjoyed this hypothetical, made-up situation to discuss purely for entertainment!", "90% of popular chains are running wireless IQ 6000 by HME, there is a newer model that uses a different band but if you do some research by looking at what headsets are compatible with what base station you can identify the base station just by seeing an employees headset.\n\nIf you're looking at the Golden arches, it's an HME base, probably an IQ 6000 search it up online and find out what frequency it works on. You won't be able to talk but you will be able to listen. If you want to talk you would need to somehow pair your device to the station by physically pressing a pairing button on the base itself when the case is opened. \n\nYou can listen all you want though and maybe make something unethical out of that. Goodluck.", "get a job at the place, \" accidentally \" leave one night with the headset still on. Never show up for work again.", "1) Way too much time\n\n2) Meds, solely for the purpose of going 'off of them' to justify pursuing whatever this is lol", "They use radio? Then you have to get into the world of Software Definied Radio. Use a laptop and a SDR dongle with a little antenna, and you just sit outside and look for the spike in RF to figure it out. Did this with my walkie talkies radios for the security personnel where I work, for fun", "As a drive thru person in fast food....like why?\n\nRarely are other coworkers wearing headsets too and when they are (and we are talking shit on the only headset \"channel\") it's about other coworkers. You can't hear everything else when no one has the mic open", "Radio Shack or Uniden analog scanner. \n\n\nhttp://www.bearcat1.com/fastfood.htm", "Well depending on the type of setup the drive thru uses , a simple Motorola walkie talkie can let you hear some drive thru conversations , I've done it after a bit of tuning but really loses its novelty after the 5th \"HI WELCOME TO WENDYS WANNA TRY OUR NEW CHALUPA BACON BOX , NO? OK IM HERE WHEVER YOU ARE READY \" you can't hear what they say because they mute their mic when not interacting with customers .", "Baeofang UV-5R on Amazon. Program frequencies into it using the instructions on Ham Radio Crash Course on the Tube.", "Wait a minute, I've seen this stalky behaviour before. Are you Kevin Spacey?", "does anybody remember the viral(ish) video about 10 years ago that said you have to take apart your toaster oven (….) to get a special radio crystal and solder it in your radio to enable transmission on fast food frequencies? it was a prank, and they fooled a lot of people busting open their toasters\n\n", "any RTLSDR dongle can help you find the frequency, when you find it you can use something like UV-5R to listen to it easily", "Something like [this](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A1VSO9M/) should work. Go in around lunchtime (when it’s really busy), order food, get a table, and eat lunch while scanning for the frequencies. Make sure to use a headphone, so the staff doesn’t freak out that you’re listening in. Once you get the frequency saved, you can listen to it whenever you’re in range, which can be quite far away.\n\nSource: I used to do this. The drive through can be quite interesting. You can hear customers ask stupid questions, and the employees will crack jokes with each other.", "Omg listen at Starbucks. All the douches at my store would do is make fun of people. And talk fucking incessantly. Please bust in on a convo once or twice for me.", "Likely to be on or around 446Mhz...PMR.\n\nAn RTL SDR would give you access to these frequencies at around 20UKP.", "I recommend buying an SDR from Amazon, downloading the software from the website printed on the side of it and being able to detect basically any signal near you.", "A lot of these people are saying it's just radio, which I'm sure for some establishments it is, but I used to work at Sonic and we upgraded all the headsets to wifi based VOIP, which is way harder to listen in on than just bringing your own device. We couldn't eve bring in headsets from other sonic locations because it was impossible to pair new headsets to the base without a technicians password." ]

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[ "Stupid question (theoretically): At casinos that don't require registration, can I create accounts and have those accounts play all at the same time? ", "Stupid question (theoretically): At casinos that don't require registration, can I create accounts and have those accounts play all at the same time? ", "Stupid question (theoretically): At casinos that don't require registration, can I create accounts and have those accounts play all at the same time? " ]

[ "People have been doing this for a long time, but I know they’re often caught and lose all their money. Also, there is always the chance someone gets lucky and beats all 8 of your hands.", "Wouldn't you just be gambling against yourself and giving the house a cut?", "Also I'm guessing poker games playing for real money online like that have a matchmaking system of some sort. So it wouldn't really be possible to get in a game with all of your accounts and also have another person join to play. Not sure though." ]

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[ "currently training for management somebody at work doesn’t like this is actively trying to ruin my chances, what can I do to get them out of the way? ", "currently training for management somebody at work doesn’t like this is actively trying to ruin my chances, what can I do to get them out of the way? " ]

[ "The best advice I can give is just let it go. If management is aware of what she's doing then there's a reason they're training you and not her. If you start lashing out and being petty and immature, they might pursue a 3rd candidate instead. Retaliation against another employee is a huge red flag for management and while I can't speak for all companies, that's not the type of person I'd want in management.", "I got fired as a result of a shit-stirrer, gossiping coworker who wasn’t in good standing. It wasn’t enough to keep my head down, stay out of the drama and just do my job. \n\nI let it slip to management she was out to lunch while supposed to be at the office (innocently, I had no idea, I just said she’s not here) and she got in trouble. I got injured on the job the same week, and was fired immediately when I returned from medical leave because of blatant lies she told to our supervisor. \n\nBy keeping my mouth shut and staying out of her way, I set myself up to lose in playing her shitty games I didn’t think I was playing. If you have a supervisor or HR you can report to, if this employee is making you feel uncomfortable, or whatever - tell them about it. If I’d said even **one thing** rather than being a ‘good person’ I’d probably still have my job. Not the unethical tip you’re looking for. CYA and do your best, but also mention your concerns to someone you report to, in an honest way - because if you can see this persons actions and know they’re out for your job, don’t underestimate their manipulative bullshit powers to fuck you over." ]

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[ "Well your main concern would.be your hard drive so if you can swap that out with a faulty one or one you can sabotage then you'd be fine.", "A wallpaper of a cracked screen or blue screen of death and hide the taskbar", "What about wifi going down? Is that helpful enough for extend your deadline?", "Block fans the system will shut down and reboot with an error message. \n\nOr instal a virus.", "Go into bios and switch it from UEFI to Legacy. \n\nNot a great solution, but it should work temporarily.", "Send in the wrong paper for a different class, and in between the teacher emailing you that you sent the wrong one, do your assignment", "Got any magnets laying around? Need to be pretty powerful or big.\n\n", "Just make the drive not bootable. Tools don't like to let you do it but something like this should work: https://superuser.com/questions/1045999/how-to-make-my-old-hard-drive-non-bootable\n\nThe fix is as easy as running the repair from a windows install drive", "Another option is to corrupt a file and send that as your assignment.\n\nProf will receive a file that looks like your work. But the file won't open because it is corrupted. Takes a day or two before the prof actually tries to open it. Then from there they assume something went wrong with the email. They request a new version. You have about another day to \"notice\" the request for a new file and send the actual assignment this time which opens on the professor's computer.\n\nGot yourself a few extra days, and nobody thinks you were late. There are websites that provide the corrupted files for this purpose.", "What do they want? Its its a file like a pdf you can corrupt theses and send it to them. It will show an error when they open the file.\n\nWill also work for images.\n\n\nYou can go about this a few ways. Find an online service that can corrupt files. Or open the files with notepad ++ and deleste a bunch of data from it", "Just gonna combine my two answers in one comment:I'm noticing a lot of hardware solutions but here's two software solutions that might work and be easier.\n\n1st: CLI on Boot\n\nType this into command prompt:\n\n bcd", "If it's a submission deadline. Create a word document with the correct number of pages just filled with random characters. Then open the word doc in notepad and delete a handful of lines from the code. Submit the doc and you bought yourself a few days until the teacher opens it and get a corrected file message. Then have a clue extra days saying u found a backup but need to refinish the doc.", "I used to send corrupted pdf files to my professors every time I had trouble meeting the deadline. Gave me extra day to finish work", "A lot of incredibly dumb suggestions in this thread, if you're just trying to fool non-technical family members.\n\n1. Open a browser and go to https://fakeupdate.net/win10/ (or change it to your Windows version or other OS of choice) - the progress bar really increments like a real update\n\n2. Press F11 to go into fullscreen mode\n\n3. At an opportune moment when complaining to your victim about how long the update is taking, press Enter and it'll crash to a fake BSOD\n\n100% reliable and only runs in your browser, will not break your actual system. Also fun to run on other people's systems as a practical joke (\"It just started doing this! Try pressing Enter to stop it!).", "You're still going to be blamed for missing the deadline. You realize that, right? They don't care what happened. They just care about whether the deadline was met or not. And you didn't meet it. Period.\n\nYou're expecing to hear \"Oh, his laptop broke. It happens. We'll just extend the deadline. No big deal.\" But what you're going to hear instead is, \"I don't give a fuck about your laptop! Keep your shit maintained and in good working order! Now I've missed this important deal! YOU'RE FIRED!\"\n\nGood luck.", "Is someone inspecting the laptop or can you just snap a \"blue screen of death\" pic?", "In my org, your laptop crashing isn't justification for missing your deadline. You would be required to check your code changes into the repo daily to prevent such a situation. So let's assume you did this 2 days before the deadline and it takes two days to get a replacement machine, and it takes you two days to get your new machine configured for the development environment. At best, you would have bought yourself two days after the deadline and you'd be expected to have your work finished in that timeframe. So...congrats? You created 4 days of work so you could shift your timeline two days and you still have to do your work. It seems like you should just focus on your deliverables and if you can't meet the deadline you should be having that discussion with your leadership now to get ahead of any surprises.", "If it's a company computer, remember your SysAdmin can see everything you do. Most of the time it's backed up to the cloud. You're gambling with fire here.", "Close everything so the desktop is visible. Then use the print screen button to take a screenshot of the desktop. Then open MS Paint and paste the screenshot onto the canvas and save it. Then set the desktop background to the screenshot. Then use msconfig and remove explorer.exe as one of the startup programs. Now you will have a computer that boots up to a screenshot of a desktop but the icons wont be there, just a picture of them.", "there's a lot of advice on this sub that would work.\n\nbut I'm going to have to tell you that your plan most likely won't work. no matter the circumstances, you're responsible for getting your stuff done before a deadline. that responsibility includes making backups and such.\n\nyou're most likely going to hear something like \"that's very unfortunate, but we won't make an exception for you.\"", "You can force a computer crash, just open up the program Powershell as administrator and run the command “wininit”, it will force a blue screen crash.", "Write a snippet of assembler code that accepts control from the calling program, pushes all the 'stuff' it needs to, and then executes some data.", "Windows? \n\nCreate a DWORD (32 bit) value named CrashOnCtrlScroll in HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\\SYSTEM\\CurrentControlSet\\Services\\i8042prt\\Parameters, set it to 1.\n\nRestart your PC.\n\nPress CTRL-Scroll Lock-ScrollLock. Instant BSOD. \n\nhttps://social.technet.microsoft.com/wiki/contents/articles/6529.how-to-manually-initiate-a-windows-stop-error-bsod-and-create-a-dump-file.aspx", "Take your hard drive out and when you want to use it again put it back in", "Rename your user account in the users folder gives an error message n stuff then just change it back once your done", "Remove the sata connector from mainboard (or hdd) and insert a thin piece of plastic so that only one or two pins don't make contact.\n\nIt should not boot any more, it will look like mainboard is not properly detecting the hdd. This issue I found it in a PC that had a loose sata cable.", "Remove the hard drive, remove the RAM, open it up and leave some important cabling unplugged, go into the BIOS and disable boot options (bonus points for adding a BOIS password that you 'cant remember')... So many options", "Open the back and unplug the fan\n It will throw a code that it cannot see the fan and shut down. \nYou can then call the support said laptop claim you know nothing. They will either request you send to depot or you can get on-site service. Plug fan back in before tech arrival. Tech will test prob still replace fan ( easy fix) and there you go. Take a screen shot of the fan failure as proof. Most systems shut down after fan failure to protect the system. \n\nSource: i do warranty repair work for major oems. The amount of times something has “failed” and turned out fine is pretty common, so most will not question it", "Not sure, but if it’s a file upload. Then you can upload the file to a certain website which will corrupt it, upload the corrupted file so that you can have more time to work on the real thing.", "Not sure about making laptops look like they've crashed. But there are websites that will corrupt a word document so you could take that route instead", "Maybe you can use a VM and download some software on it and crash the VM. I’m not sure about that but I believe it should work \n\nTry VM ware I think they have free trails", "Many are suggesting taking hdd or ssd off, why not just remove the ram? Well thats if it’s removable ofc, but, it’s easier and quicker to install", "Legit if you need an extension asking is often the best way. If I had issues before I would directly email my Prof and tell them that due to some personal reasons, something out if my control, particularly tough time with a mix of family/work/other uni commitments that whatever I submit wouldn't best reflect my knowledge and ability and that if I could have an extension I would be able to submit something that better represents my true ability and I would gain more learning out of the exercise.\n\nPretty much always worked and I asked super politely and was pretty honest. Maybe once I got a no but it didn't happen often.\n\nMost lectures are people and want you to learn and appreciate it when you aren't just taking the piss when studying. I understand though you may not even be able for this but best of luck.", "Is it a work deadline or a school deadline? \n\nIf it's work, be aware that they might have an automatic backup solution in place. If it's school, be aware that an extension is at the discretion of the instructor. It also wouldn't hurt for the crash to happen a few days before it's due instead of the day of. A few days before and you're way more likely to get the benefit of the doubt. A crash the day before or the day it's due is seriously suspect. \nBut, going to the prof a few days, a week, before and saying \"my computer has died and I've lost my work to date. Can I please have an extension on submission so I can get a new computer set up with my software and get back to where I was?\"... that can get you places. Just be ready to do a little talking about what you had done so far and where you were going with it, and how much time you think you'll need. You almost certainly won't get the full amount of time that you would have had if you'd started when it was assigned. \nThe prof might also make a type of offer like a grade letter down for every week or 2 that you submit it late, but still be willing to accept it late. So... just be aware.", "If your device has more than one hard drive and is running Windows, you can hit F12 while it is booting to open the BIOS (built-in operating system). From there, change the settings to make it boot from a drive that does not have an operating system on it. When you restart the computer, on most models, it will show the branding screen first (since that's in the BIOS), then fail to finish booting.\n\nTo undo it, go back into settings and boot it from the correct drive.", "If no one will really be checking your computer, can go [here](http://fakebsod.com) and get a bsod.", "I had a strong magnet on the bottom of my phone for a dash mount and I genuinely ruined a work laptop by laying it on the hard disk drive, unfortunately that’s not what I was trying to do, lost all my saved files", "I can suggest using a corrupted file instead. Just get a random file, best something uncommon or some raw data so the program doesn't read it correctly by accident.\n\nI remember recommending this to my friend who forgot to do some powerpoint presentation - made some random encrypted rar file, changed the extension to .pptx, turned in the file as if they'd made it and only after the recipient complained that the file was corrupt they sent the working one, having extra time to work it out.", "How technically versed are the people you're lying to? Will they be inspecting the laptop?\n\nAt any rate a few drops of water in the RAM slots should ruin the PC and will evade detection by anyone who isn't in IT.", "Have an on-line backup, then run a powerful magnet over the hard drive, preferably while it's operating.", "Enter windows recovery and take a picture of the loading bar, say it gets stuck at that point no matter what you do.", "Do you need to hand in a document?\n\n1.\tCreate a word document with some content in it (a few pages)\n2.\topen the file in a raw text ", "Delete System32 folder, that should do it. Will brick your shit for sure", "Corrupt the file. Open it in Notepad, delete a bunch of shit, then save it.", "Change the filetype of all the files to .txt, ", "Change the bios to boot from usb instead of your hard drive. Prob the easiest. \n\nNext easiest put a piece of paper between the hard drive or battery connector.", "Are you trying to get a deadline extended, or just make an excuse for not meeting said deadline?\n\nFor the former, I don't think a crashed laptop gets you an extension in most cases. If it did, make a backup and then infect it with some viruses. Can't work while it's getting fixed, but you have your backup.\n\nFor the latter, buy an identical broken laptop. Somebody on Craigslist has a fried laptop they don't know what to do with. Offer them $20 to use it for whatever your ultimate plan is.", "Any chance you work remote and/or you save your files in the cloud? If yes, hardware failure won't be a good excuse.", "If I need extra time just submit another paper or use a site for [corrupting a file](https://corrupt-a-file.net/). If your professor is not to tech-savvy you can go with the excuse that his computer has a problem opening files from you. That is how I got through my HS years" ]

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[ "Can i return a pair of shoes to a different store if they carry the exact same model? ", "Can i return a pair of shoes to a different store if they carry the exact same model? ", "Can i return a pair of shoes to a different store if they carry the exact same model? " ]

[ "Barcodes are different. Source: I am shoe store manager who is tired of directing people to the shoe store in the other end of the shopping center.", "Most stores won’t do a return without a receipt, so seems a bit pointless", "Does footlocker sell them? Try to get a footlocker shopping bag to put them in and say you received them as a gift and they don’t fit or whatever. You can probably get store cr" ]

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[ "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome.", "How to be invisible on a company laptop I heard that incognito mode is insufficient in becoming truly untraceable on a company laptop. I am wondering if anyone has a better method of surfing the web on a company computer that allows what they view to be completely unmonitored?\n\nUPDATE: Thank you for all of the ideas and suggestions. Some were definitely more.. imaginative than others, but after much deliberation I decided it's just not worth the go. I'm not willing to risk my job over some shenanigans, but again thanks to everyone who made a suggestion. You're all awesome." ]

[ "Man i work in IT at a largeish (~40k employees) place. There is NOTHING you can do if it is setup right. That being said if there is a lot of employees they cant possibly monitor everyone. Stay away from porn or anything illegal and your fine. If you want that your going to need to get a different machine. If it has an empty hard drive bay you could install a 2nd drive and windows then when you boot to that if not on the work network they would have no idea.", "Buy a cheap laptop. $150 will do for web surfing.\n\nBetter than losing your job due to kitten videos.\n\nIncognito mode DOES NOT HELP. All traffic has to go via the company wifi or intranet system.....and it WILL be logged.", "Something I've done in the past? Buy a new hard drive and install it into the laptop. Then either use guest wifi with a VPN or hotspot your phone. If your company is lazy and uses MS Office 365, you can install all the office apps you need on any computer.", "Incognito mode only tells your web broswer to not record anything on your side", "You could setup an external hard drive and set it to boot to that first; installing a copy of Windows or Linux that they don’t have any control over. Just don’t boot that OS while attached to the company network or they can see the new OS with the same physical address.", "Step 1. get a job as the \"employee health and safety\" officer at Amazon\n\nstep 2. surf porn at work, whilst randomly suggesting via email that employees need more toilet breaks and/or human rights.\n\nstep 3. You will be 100% ignored by everyone under direct orders from Bezos himself. Also your PC history will mysteriously keep erasing itself on the server.\n\nstep 4. continue surfing porn", "Don’t attempt it. The attempt to avoid security protocols will be get you fired before looking up anything inappropriate will. The IT security guys live for this type of stuff.", "The trick is to do just enough work so they don't have a reason to look. And to stay away from anything super nefarious.", "Not really. But if you can boot the laptop off a USB key you could use a USB Linux distro to bypass any policies on the laptop. That said if you are on the corporate network, forget it. They can still watch all your internet traffic.", "If it is on your work machine, assume your CEO is sat next to you.\n\nIf that isn't cool, look at it on your (personal) phone or machine.\n\n(As a side note, I listen to a lot of music on youtube during the day, and therefore if I want 20 mins to watch the slow mo guys it should get lost in all that)", "Depends on how they set it up, and what is being used for web monitoring", "You can delete your browser history clear your cookies even remove the browser completely but that information will still be there inside a file called index.dat.", "Use tor browser and then that's use gogoduck search engine \n\n\n\n\n\n(P.S use vpn and cover your camera it's the dark web)", "Truth I worked with a girl who was using company phone a and laptop to talk to her side piece. Well her husband also worked for the company and when higer ups heard there was trouble in paradise..... they totally busted her sending / receiving inappropriate photos and obviously using it for personal. Even on tinder 🤣🤣 beotch was so surprised she got busted it was hilarious 🤣 I should of just fucked her husband when he tried he needed it !!! She wasn’t fired but ha from work at a location an hour away then quit !", "Incognito mode does not work. All that does is not store your browser history. The company will still be able to see the sites you've visited from their end.\n\nIf I were you id get an external hard drive, boot to that and install an OS on it, then run a VPN on it while connected to a different network (like a mobile hotspot using your personal device rather than anything your work provided you.) \n\nIt isn't 100% guaranteed this will work because the company could still figure it out, so I wouldn't recommend looking at porn or something stupid like that. Just use your home computer. But for shit like browsing reddit or whatever, it should be fine.", "If you have access to the BIOS you can boot from USB and run whatever Linux distro from USB. This will bypass all software installed on the PC since you wouldn't even make it the OS on the PC.", "I have an idea. Not sure how much it'll work but it's an idea nonetheless.\n\nIf you aren't allowed to change the OS on the laptop and it doesn't have an extra hard drive bay then flash a linux distro onto a USB drive (preferably USB 3.0 or newer) and boot from that. Most Linux distros can run live on the USB without needing to install. You can now (with the USB installed) connect to different Wi-Fi's without the IT Admin knowing (unless there's an Ethernet cable plugged in. If it is then it's best to remove it). If you wish to use your company's internet then the way to stay hidden is rather..... Unethical.\n\nThis will only work if your company has WiFi. \n\nGet access to someone else's laptop, get their WiFi Mac address and spoof your own. It will now seem like their using the internet not you.\n\nI recommend linux mint or Pop os as the linux distro though any distro should work.\n\nIf there's an IT Admin that sees this, can they please let me know how well it'll work?", "For all of the IT folks in here. My office offers free WiFi that appears to be just regular AT&T WiFi. The connection is called “AT&T WiFi”. I think it’s just something they offer; no password.\n\nI’m I’m browsing YouTube on my phone while on this WiFi network, do you think it’s tracked my my company?", "many others that suggested all web browser traffic from your work computer could easily be tracked by enterprise IT systems. The safest way to do it would be to make sure the web browser is actually running on a remote system, completely out of your corporate network. You could do something like setup a virtual machine in Azure, and connect into it with Remote Desktop; the remote virtual machine would run the web browser from a remote datacenter, and you would view that browser on your work computer, but the only thing your IT would be able to tell would be that you were using Remote Desktop--not what you were actually doing on the remote system.\n\nYou could also enable one of your own computers for Remote Desktop at home, and connect into it from work in the same fashion.", "You need a special program to ", "VERY late response here! \n\n\nNothing's stopping you from going to Best Buy or Amazon and buying an exact duplicate of the company laptop, then pretending the faux laptop's the real one. You can then remote into the company laptop from the faux laptop (so you can still do all your work on your company software), but open up Chrome or whatever on the side.\n\nSo you could buy an exact copy of your company laptop, then remote into the \\*actual\\* company laptop. IE take the Company's laptop into a Best Buy, say \"I want a second laptop that's the same make & model as this one\", find one that looks the same, and buy it. Or, alternatively, check in the computer options what the make & model is, find it on Amazon, & buy it.\n\nUse this as your faux laptop. Bring it into work every day. Remote into the company laptop from the faux laptop so your screens all look the same - but you freely use your faux laptop for whatever you want, be that YouTube or Instagram or whatever.\n\nA less-ethical option involves getting your current company laptop wiped - IE if you lost it or someone took it from you - and then bringing it into an IT shop to get a new version of Windows installed on it, but honestly, that's more of a PITA. Easier to buy a faux laptop that looks the exact same as the company laptops", "USB boot to Linux and phone tether If It's not disabled with a protected startup menu.", "Remote into a PC from your home, using remote desktop connection. Your traffic will go through the remote PC and not the work PC. The only way they can catch you know is if they use a key logger. Which they probably don't.", "Look up Tails. You download it to a flash drive from another computer then plug in into your computer. You’ll be untouchable", "Install TAILS OS on a flash drive and boot from it. If you have no knowledge in this field Google is a good resource, It takes 15 minutes to do once. And then you're good.", "Incognito mode just runs without browser addons and doesn't send some of the data about what type of browser you're using, what version, cookies, etc. It does absolutely nothing to mask which IP addresses you're reaching out to. That's all out in the clear for your company's IT infrastructure to see.\n\nUnless you're using your own internet and not connecting to your office via a VPN.", "If you’re not connected to their network you can use a live distro of Linux like Ubuntu that can boot and run entirely from CD or USB and that should do it, if you’re connected to their network though it won’t work", "I guess the simple solution is do not use a company laptop. Otherwise you can try one of these.\n\n1. setup a system at home or on a free tier of a cloud provider. Install some sort of RDP service and connect to it for browsing. There may be firewalls blocking this outbound traffic, but you can likely change the listening port and connect to it. This can be tricky depending on how firewalls, proxies, etc are setup. \n2. again, using an external system, setup an ssh server and then download putty or some other client and create an ssh tunnel for http traffic. Then setup your browser to set the socks proxy to use the ssh tunnel you setup. I won't go into detail as this info is on the Internet. Since ssh traffic is encrypted, your company would just see an ssh connection. Your browser could still show your activity. You could just use incognito mode to help with that. There may be a browser out there that is portable and is just an executable binary that can be used that is stripped down to not create a history or use cookies. Using it will likely make some sites not load properly. \n\nI don't recommend these practices as you could lose your job. But everyone must make their own way. If Internet browsing is more important than a stable income, you can try the suggestions. I am not sure the post even qualifies for ULPT. IMO an ULPT is something that is legal and is a way of gaming the system. This doesn't seem to qualify.", " reroute the IP of your computer somewhere different. I do this a lot on the computers at my school." ]

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[ "How can I fuck with an asshole coworker using his personal information? ", "How can I fuck with an asshole coworker using his personal information? ", "How can I fuck with an asshole coworker using his personal information? ", "How can I fuck with an asshole coworker using his personal information? ", "How can I fuck with an asshole coworker using his personal information? ", "How can I fuck with an asshole coworker using his personal information? ", "How can I fuck with an asshole coworker using his personal information? ", "How can I fuck with an asshole coworker using his personal information? ", "How can I fuck with an asshole coworker using his personal information? ", "How can I fuck with an asshole coworker using his personal information? ", "How can I fuck with an asshole coworker using his personal information? " ]

[ "Set up his email auto reply to send “thanks, but I’m too high to think about this right now” as a reply to everything he receives.", "Order some business cards with his info from the sites that offer “first 50 business cards free” or whatever... put them in fish bowls at restaurants so he gets calls for every MLM under the sun.", "Don’t fuck with someone’s car. That’s immature. Mail him a spring loaded glitter bomb.", "Post ads selling random shit at very reasonable \"or best offer\" prices on CL", "My husband is still receiving calls, visits , and mail from Church of Scientology. I think it’s from a certain employee who no longer works for him.", "His work e-mail might be the back-up to his personal e-mail, and if so, you can do the \"forgot password\" thing and check his work e-mail to find out. \nOnce you're in his personal e-mail, there's a shot you can find some banking transactions / documents and such, or tax information, where you might be able to find out his social security number.\n\nOnce you have his social security number, use it to relentlessly mock him: \"Pffft, 091-21-7119?? More like 091-I AM A FUCKING IDIOT!!! HAAA, FUCK YOU!\"", "Fuck with him, not his livelihood or family. Be careful to not cross that line. \n\nThat said, there is a website where you can anonymously order a chocolate dick that can be mailed to him.", "I used to take a subscription card from every magazine in the isle and fill em out with the info of whoever had my ire at the time. Back in the day they would just start sending you mags and bill you a few months later. Don't think it would work these days but it was a good one.", "Fucking with people's livelihood is the ultimate asshole move. I guess you'll be damned if you're not the biggest gaping hole in the office", "As others are saying, sign up for porn subscriptions, and on those websites that you can sign up for major spam email.", "Make an account for penis extender pills if a guy it’s the ole reliable" ]

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[ "How to extend stay at Presidential Suite when they refuse to give you a late check out? Just don’t leave? ", "How to extend stay at Presidential Suite when they refuse to give you a late check out? Just don’t leave? ", "How to extend stay at Presidential Suite when they refuse to give you a late check out? Just don’t leave? ", "How to extend stay at Presidential Suite when they refuse to give you a late check out? Just don’t leave? ", "How to extend stay at Presidential Suite when they refuse to give you a late check out? Just don’t leave? ", "How to extend stay at Presidential Suite when they refuse to give you a late check out? Just don’t leave? ", "How to extend stay at Presidential Suite when they refuse to give you a late check out? Just don’t leave? ", "How to extend stay at Presidential Suite when they refuse to give you a late check out? Just don’t leave? " ]

[ "You're beat. Not going to win this one. You may be able to get an extra hour but that's it. Don't let this ruin your wedding day and figure out another plan.", "You can but you will end up paying for another night or getting the police called depending on what the hotel chooses to do. You don’t really have a good card to play here", "You could try offering the cleaning staff $50 to skip your room for a little while. Most places don't make you formally check out so it's possible the front desk would never know you were there for an extra hour or 2.", "Unless you want to get arrested for trespassing on your wedding day, not a good idea.\n\nYou would've had to book 2 nights there for better accommodations.\n\nThe only thing that could help you is if you had high status at the hotel with its reward program. If you have a family member with very high status, you could ask them to talk to the manager.", "They journally do not come to immediately clean the room at check out. So I would check out prep everything to be ready to leave when housekeeping shows up but stay until they come.", "Here's a novel thought. Get up an hour early and you have your extra hour.", "If someone knocks on the door, just tell them someone had food poisoning and is on the shitter. I'm sure they'll be fine with coming back later LOL.", "Just keep getting ready and have someone else at the door. By the time someone gets there that can actually remove you, local police, the hour you need will be up." ]

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[ "my downstairs neighbor in the apartment complex I live in, is always playing loud music. How do I get him to stfu? ", "my downstairs neighbor in the apartment complex I live in, is always playing loud music. How do I get him to stfu? " ]

[ "You can also take toothpicks and stuff them into the door locks and break them off. That’s always a good one. It’s quick.", "Option 1, You can buy some drugs and plant it at his apartment. Go to him and act like you want to get things right. Then talk to the landlord and the police about people coming at all hours of the night and there being lots of drugs and underaged (white) girls there. When they come in they could find the drugs and arrest the guy. It’s going to take some planning. But you get the idea.\n\nOption 2, find a venomous snake and get it into his apartment. That should make him want to leave.\n\nOption 3, go to the hunting section online and order some skunk urine, or Fox urine and then put that in his car. Might not help with the music, but you’ll feel better.\n\nOption 4, find some asshole fighter type and offer them $ to beat his ass every day after the neighbor plays loud music." ]

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[ "How to break my dishwasher in such a way that maint’ has to replace it, but it doesn’t look on purpose? ", "How to break my dishwasher in such a way that maint’ has to replace it, but it doesn’t look on purpose? ", "How to break my dishwasher in such a way that maint’ has to replace it, but it doesn’t look on purpose? " ]

[ "Leave a piece of meat in it for a week, once it's super funky call for maintenance, throw the meat out.\nWhen they come to look tell them it's not washing properly, stinks super bad and that you've been feeling sick lately.\nWatch how fast you get a new one.", "Two parts:\n\nPart 1: tell them it won’t turn on. When maintenance comes up, turn off your breaker to the kitchen and hope they’re dumb enough to not investigate. If they do investigate, that gives foreshadowing to -\n\nStep 2: \nFind a way to pull it out from the wall and see if you can get access to an electrical circuit board. Like inside of a remote or a computer. You might be able to do this from the front. Try not to pull apart plastic at all and see if you can get access solely by screwdriver. \n\nIf you can do this, then buy a cheaper soldering iron. Auto parts store or craft store like Michaels. Unplug the washer from the wall. Take the iron to one of the points on the board where you can see where it was soldered during the manufacturing process. Solder that point off and cook part of that board a little more as well.\n\nPlug back in and see if it works. Don’t run it, just see if it turns on. If it does then do it again and again. Make sure it won’t turn on at all. You don’t want to risk it partially turning on and then catching fire or some shit like that. Absolutely murder it, but make it believable. You want it to look like the electricity fried it should they want to investigate the board - which they likely won’t.\n\nIf they do - well shit, they definitely owe you a brand new one. Their shitty washer almost burned down the apartment. It tripped the breaker already, but look at all the spots it fried. What if someone got hurt? I can’t imagine the lawsuit that would’ve ensued because of gross negligence due to poor maintenance.", "Buy a used one for $40 from offer up. I did that in the last two places I rented because I had the same problem you're having. It was worth every penny" ]

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[ "What if I were to lose my credit card and someone found it and bought some expensive items? ", "What if I were to lose my credit card and someone found it and bought some expensive items? ", "What if I were to lose my credit card and someone found it and bought some expensive items? ", "What if I were to lose my credit card and someone found it and bought some expensive items? ", "What if I were to lose my credit card and someone found it and bought some expensive items? " ]

[ "They probably would ask when you lost it, and investigate any purchases after that time. Look at surveillance cameras, IP addresses, stuff like that. When they find out the card fraudulently purchased items without your permission, it would get locked up.", "Remember, cr", "You might get away with it. This is more ILPT but whatever. Don’t use Amex cause they really look into stuff before returning any money. Also do it at a location far away from your address so it really looks like someone else did it", "I believe if the purchases are below a certain dollar amount, they don't invest a whole lot of time and money into figuring it out really. All about how much money they have to spend, and how much they can recover. I'd say a few thousand, but someone in the know would have to verify. They're not gonna invest a lot into finding out if it's only a couple hundred, for example.", "Also, keep in mind, most major cr" ]

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[ "how to trick a stalker into revealing their name, or physically going somewhere ", "how to trick a stalker into revealing their name, or physically going somewhere ", "how to trick a stalker into revealing their name, or physically going somewhere ", "how to trick a stalker into revealing their name, or physically going somewhere ", "how to trick a stalker into revealing their name, or physically going somewhere ", "how to trick a stalker into revealing their name, or physically going somewhere ", "how to trick a stalker into revealing their name, or physically going somewhere ", "how to trick a stalker into revealing their name, or physically going somewhere ", "how to trick a stalker into revealing their name, or physically going somewhere ", "how to trick a stalker into revealing their name, or physically going somewhere ", "how to trick a stalker into revealing their name, or physically going somewhere ", "how to trick a stalker into revealing their name, or physically going somewhere " ]

[ "I had a crazy milf do this to me when i was like 17. All i knew was her first name and what she looked like, so i went on facebook, typed in her name and kept scrolling and scrolling and scrolling until i finally found a picture of her. Turns out she was married and all i had to do was tell her husband that his wife had our numbers switched up and she kept texting me inappropriate stuff. \n\nEither way, im sure youve tried it, but if you havent, you can go a long way with just a name and facebook", "If you're willing to spend money, do your homework and get the most reputable private investigator you can afford. Anticipate that they'll need to spend quite a few hours following you waiting for her to appear.", "I know it might not work on a burner phone. But type the number in to a bunch of social media sites: Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram. I have found a lot of people’s names from looking up their numbers on Snapchat.", "1) Buy a new sim card / burner phone \n\n\n2) Text her saying \"Congratulations you won a prize! To claim simply reply with name + address\"", "I am sorry this is happening to you. People often ignore female stalkers or abusers and it has terrible impacts. I agree with the commenter who suggested a private investigator.", "I’m not sure why you can’t use your own phone. \n\nIf you could use your own phone you could text her and say something like “are we still on at this location at this time today?” Wait 30 seconds to a minute and then send another text saying “oh sorry I thought that was for [insert female name], please disregard.”\n\nThis could get her to show up at an exact time and place.", "rent a place for a month or so and let it slip that is where you're living, rig it with cameras, and wait? lots of details to fill in... and go..", "Next time she follows you, make sure it’s her by taking some not so obvious but clarify roads to lead her into. Go into a secluded place, have a buddy block the road behind her so she can’t get out. Confront her. Demand her info, shoot her tires if she doesn’t comply. Then get a restraining order", "Google voice you can create a untraceable phone number I believe and attach to a new email that you just created", "You could Google stalking or domestic violence support + your area and call whatever resources there are. I’ve worked in this field for a long time and quality of resources vary widely. The best place I worked at had a close relationship with the local law enforcement, and they knew how to get things done formally and also informally. They could have handled this for you. \n\nDepending on how good the resources are in your area, they may be able to tell you how to get help, make a safety plan, connect you to PIs in your area, or other ideas no one ever thought of. However, your mileage may vary and you may have a useless or frustrating experience, so please prepare yourself emotionally before taking this route.", "I've found that Pinterest is the best site for \"finding\" people that are hard to find on other social networks. For some reason people that are locked down on other social networks are open books on Pinterest. Just a thought. Without a photo of her, phone number or email address it's really hard I guess. I know you didn't mention how you became connected but if you know one of her friends or acquaintances, then you can search their social network accounts to see if she pops up in photos, mentions, etc... If you live in a small town, you probably know where she buys her burner phone. Or you could reverse engineer one of her text messages to you. Maybe there is a service that only lets texts through from contacts and she could get sent a \"Your text message needs to be approved from Burnmebabes contact service, please click this link and put in your contact information.\"", "I like the idea of the PI. \n\nHowever if I had to trick someone I would respond to a message on daytime working hours and say that person no longer works for the company in that capacity and if she sends her info it will be forwarded to them to reach out and contact per company policy. \n\nWhen someone is this fundamentally crazy you may have them tricked into believing this is real so they send some sort of info that’s worth checking, OR, get them to stop texting. Park in a different parking lot moving forward. They’re watching you and chances are if they’re technically inclined they have a tracker on your car or if super snazzy they may have your phone tracked. It’s not that hard. That’s what the PI is going to do for you to get a location and name. \n\nThat said, it may just set them off so they buy the home next to you and use telescopes to watch your home life day and night." ]

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[ "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? ", "How do I help friend come out of bankruptcy the best according to all you unethical people? " ]

[ "Here is the correct answer. Have your friend go see a local bankruptcy attorney. The initial consultation is typically free.\n\nThere they can learn what assets would be exempt in their jurisdiction and nor have to worry about hiding them or committing perjury and fraud.\n\nWhile the attorney won't tell you how to hide assets, it is an opportunity to mention these poor suggestions received here and have the attorney tell you why they won't work.\n\nFor example, the trustee gets your bank statements and will inquire further on transfers or cash withdrawals. People think they can just say \"I paid bills\" when asked what happened to the $1000 you withdrew. But the reality is you'd get asked what bills, how much was each, where is the recept and so on... and the burden of proof is on the debtor.\n\nA much better way is to find out what's exempt then fugure legit ways to have more exempt assets and less non-exempt assets. For example if they had 1 bank account with all their money but get social security, which is exempt, the fix is to open a new account just for future social security deposits and leave that money be while paying bills (rent, food, car, insurance) with the non exempt funds. That is called bankruptcy planning and is legal.\n\nBottom line, go see an attorney, don't get suggestions on reddit that will probably get you arrested for bankruptcy fraud, especially with respect to things you didn't need to hide.", "It would be unfortunate if he developed a gambling addiction and, believing he was just one hot streak at the tables away from solving all his problems, lost all his savings", "So they have $100k in debt, but also $12k in cash, a car worth $30k and an undisclosed amount of bitcoin. Let's call it $50k in assets (give or take).\n\nIt would probably be better for them to consolidate their debt right now instead of declaring bankruptcy. The interest rates on the cr", "Here’s the thing. The difference between a bankruptcy and bad cr", "I know someone who went through bankruptcy recently. It’s going to hurt your friend’s cr", "You want a real ULPT? Ditch your deadbeat friends and move on with your life before they drag you down in the gutter with them.", "Does your friend have one of those government jobs who do periodic background checks, that include cr", "Buy as much crypto and gift cards on cr", "Your friend won't pass the means test for chapter 7, so \"hiding\" the cash won't do anything. He will have to file for a reconstruction bankruptcy, and the vast majority of the debts will have to be repaid.\n\nAs for the government job and issues with finances, they need to disclose the bankruptcy as soon as they file via standard form 86-C. Their security office can assist.\n\nIf your friend lost their job, they could file for chapter 7, which would wipe their debt clean. There is no way to fake this, but quitting is an option.\n\nIf you really want to hide the money... Purchase RT airlines tickets to Reno NV on a cr", "Does your friend want to keep his/her government job? If yes, I think the chances of getting a good bankruptcy solution is slim. If no, the world opens up for your friend. And I don’t mean that figuratively…", "1. Hire a bankruptcy lawyer. Mine was about $3-4k when it was all said and done and made the process incredibly smooth. Lawyer will want cash for obvious reasons. \n \n2. Retirement account won't be touched, you are correct. Max the annual contributing first.\n\n3. You're allowed $30k in wildcard exemptions. Depending on the equity on the car, that plus the bank account could be covered.\n\n4. If your friend is otherwise been solid on his car payments, he can make a side deal with the bank to retain possession of the vehicle as long as he keeps making payments. I forget the term (attorney will know) but essentially your friend becomes absolved of all liability on the loan while maintaining his agreement with the bank. The bank gets to keep collecting on the loan rather than having it be forgiven and if your friend misses a payment they'll still repo, but if he's underwater on the loan then the bank can't come after him for the difference.\n\n5. No new loans or large expenditures for about a year prior to filing. Debt transfers (like to a new cc with better terms) count. That closer it is to the filling date, the more likely it'll get picked apart.\n\n6. The median income in Wisconsin for an individual is about $57,900. If your friend's income is below that then he passes the means test for Ch7, which makes things a lot easier.\n\n7. Get a lawyer.", "For 13 you have to furnish bank records and stubs for last 90 days I believe. They will also ask you if you withdrew large sums or bought anything during the court appointment, but I don’t know how those answers are verified", "#1 pay cash for the attorney up front before bankruptcy. That should take care of at least $2000 of the 12. \n\n#2 Prepay the mortgage. Doing that over 6 months wouldn’t be too hard. 1-2 grand in savings isn’t going to help anyone. \n\nAfter that, explain to the lawyer.", "This is an overall ULPT that is called for here, and you're not gonna like it: MYOFB.\n\n It's not your problem, don't make it your problem. Sure, helping a friend brainstorm is great, but the energy spent worrying about this sort of shit is energy you could be using on something else. \n\n I'm old, so I could tell you a million little truth nuggets here. You don't get a trophy at the end of life for how good of a friend you were. Friends let you down. Setting boundaries doesn't make you a bad friend. Friendships are better maintained the less involved in each-other's financial business you are. And the big one- money, or even discussions about money, ruins friendships.\n\n Money, debt and standard of living are huge factors in personal psychology. It can affect self-esteem and self-worth, and cause shame, jealousy humiliation, etc, etc. You just don't want to be associated with financial issues inside the mind of a friend, or the dynamic won't be the same ever again. It's just better to keep discussions about money to an absolute minimum. \n\n Self-preservation is the ultimate ULPT. And it would keep you from falling into many life traps. I could write a dissertation here, but, especially when it comes to money, worry about you and fuck everybody else.", "There are people who can assist with getting some of the cr", "Don't claim bankruptcy. You can settle your debts for a fraction of what they are worth. There are several books out there on the subject, but in the one I read the man settled a debt worth a couple miliion for less than $200000. You can always negotiate with your cr", "🎵I have 50 thousand dollars in cr", "You can hook cash app up to a cr", "What I would do myself is stop paying on everything and pull the cash out. After a while the cr", "So they want to keep the car? If they do, that vehicle debt won’t go away. \nGet an unsecured loan to consolidate some things, and make that car one of them. Once they have the title, it becomes their only method of transport and it should be excluded.", "In the current climate, I’d buy a used car with cash, make sure it’s in good condition, have him gift it to you, with paper work, wait until after the bankruptcy is done, then sell it.\n\nUsed car prices are through the roof at the moment there is a high chance that you’ll get the same amount you paid for it. If not the resale price won’t be far from the initial price paid. Consider any loss as payment for the convenience of keeping savings.", "just don’t pay. eventually debts will be sold for pennies. settle for fraction of the original debt. either way your friends cr", "even expensive clothing cannot be repossessed Like a car or any other items to repay the balance in bankruptcy. Get lots of nice clothing on cr", "The real unethical thing to do would be to not help him even more unethical.. Figuring out how to use this for your profits... However probably don't..", "Have him walk into a room, like Michael Scott, and yell \"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!\"", "Cosign several cr", "Bankruptcy for 104K? Chicken feed, definitely not worth it. Run that out to 500 or 750K and you've got a winner." ]

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[ "which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? ", "which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? ", "which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? ", "which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? ", "which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? ", "which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? ", "which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? ", "which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? ", "which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? ", "which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? ", "which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? ", "which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? ", "which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? ", "which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? ", "which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? ", "which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? ", "which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? ", "which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? ", "which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? ", "which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? ", "which Bible verses can I put in my Christmas cards for my hypocritical, Bible-thumping, Trump-loving family? " ]

[ "Hi, I’m a pastor and I regularly preach about hospitality, loving our neighbors, and the way the Bible gives special concern to the marginalized groups in society. I would nominate this passage from the book of Deuteronomy for your cards:\n\n“He defends the cause of the fatherless and the widow, and loves the foreigner residing among you, giving them food and clothing. And you are to love those who are foreigners, for you yourselves were foreigners in Egypt.”\n‭‭Deuteronomy‬ ‭10‬:‭18‬-‭19‬ ‭NIV‬‬", "Jesus said, “For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in.” (Matthew 25:35)", "As a Jew I don’t have anything for ya, but I strive for this level of petty! Good luck!\n\nI saw someone give their trumper grandpa a trump puzzle, except it was a gag and it was a puzzle of Biden. That guy was uninvited to Christmas 😂😂😂", "I leiu of gifts you should donate to charity in their name, since that's the Christian thing to do. Frame the certificate or email or whatever it is that you receive back and gift that", "Here are a few. They're all KJV because they seem like the type to say that's the only real Bible.\n\nSodom destroyed for not having a social safety net. Ezekiel 16:49 \n\n>Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy.\n\nBaby Jesus the migrant refugee. Matthew 2:13-14\n\n>And when they were departed, behold, the angel of the Lord appeareth to Joseph in a dream, saying, Arise, and take the young child and his mother, and flee into Egypt, and be thou there until I bring thee word: for Herod will seek the young child to destroy him.\r When he arose, he took the young child and his mother by night, and departed into Egypt:\n\nAnti-masking and \"Let's Go Brandon\" are an insult to God. Romans 13:1-2\n\n>Every person is to be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those which exist are established by God. Therefore whoever resists authority has opposed the ordinance of God; and they who have opposed will receive condemnation upon themselves.", "\"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone\"... assuming they'll figure out that they are not, in fact, without sin and entitled to throw stones.", "Whatever you end up putting, be sure to stamp the envelopes \"CLASSIFIED\".", "Luke 10:36-37. The end of the Parable of the Good Samaritan.\n\n36 “Which of these three do you think was a neighbor to the man who fell into the hands of robbers?”\n\n37 The expert in the law replied, “The one who had mercy on him.”", "This comment was deleted in protest of Reddit's shameful API pricing and treatment of 3rd party app developers. -- mass ", "For those defending billionaires and the wealthy, may I suggest Matthew 19:24 \n\n“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.”", "John 18:36\n\nJesus answered, “My kingdom is not of this world. If my kingdom were of this world, my servants would have been fighting, that I might not be delivered over to the Jews. But my kingdom is not from the world.\"\n\nand Luke 9:58\n\nJesus replied, “Foxes have dens and birds have nests, but the Son of Man has no place to lay his head.”\n\nTo really be clear that nationalism/patriotism and Christianity are incompatible.", "James 2:12-13: Speak and act as those who are going to be judged by the law that gives freedom, because judgment without mercy will be shown to anyone who has not been merciful. Mercy triumphs over judgment.", "This should provide your answer\n\nhttps://www.evilbible.com/evil-bible-quote-of-the-day/", "I love to tell people faith without works is dead. Because most people talk a good game but never act like the Christians God would have them be.", "Don't give cards, dress up as Trump Santa instead and get REALLY drunk.", "I did see where someone put a Biden 500 piece Jigsaw into a Trump pic jigsaw box and sealed it up...", "I call upon this verse for strength when I have a long day.TESTIFY. HALLELUJAH. \n\n\nProverbs 31:6-7\n\nKing James Version (KJV)\n\nProverbs 31:6-7\nKing James Version\n\n6 Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts.\n\n7 Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more", "How is this unethical, it is very kind to spread the words of an NPC leader", "Leviticus 19:33-34: \"When a stranger sojourns with you in your land, you shall not do him wrong. You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.\"\r \n\r \nRomans 5:8: \"But God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.\"\n\n&#x200B;\n\nThere are no Bible verses that explicitly support abortion, in fact, the Bible contains numerous passages that speak against it\n\nPsalm 139:13-16: \"For you formed my inward parts; you knitted me together in my mother's womb. I praise you, for I am fearfully and wonderfully made. Wonderful are your works; my soul knows it very well. My frame was not hidden from you, when I was being made in secret, intricately woven in the depths of the earth. Your eyes saw my unformed substance; in your book were written, every one of them, the days that were formed for me, when as yet there was none of them.\"\r \n\r \nJeremiah 1:5: \"Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, and before you were born I consecrated you; I appointed you a prophet to the nations.\"", "Why don’t you display the kindness you want them to display and not try to have at them on Christmas", "Considering Biden has destroyed America with his phenomenally devastating èconomic policy, put Revalations" ]

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[ "Need a kid to leave me alone. I'm a freshman in high school and there is this kid (also a freshman) who's kind of in my friend group who won't leave me alone, always has to involve himself in everyone's business. How can i get him to to leave me alone? Note: he's *kinda* dumb when it comes to common sense and things. I also have a long history of being his friend on and off.", "Need a kid to leave me alone. I'm a freshman in high school and there is this kid (also a freshman) who's kind of in my friend group who won't leave me alone, always has to involve himself in everyone's business. How can i get him to to leave me alone? Note: he's *kinda* dumb when it comes to common sense and things. I also have a long history of being his friend on and off.", "Need a kid to leave me alone. I'm a freshman in high school and there is this kid (also a freshman) who's kind of in my friend group who won't leave me alone, always has to involve himself in everyone's business. How can i get him to to leave me alone? Note: he's *kinda* dumb when it comes to common sense and things. I also have a long history of being his friend on and off.", "Need a kid to leave me alone. I'm a freshman in high school and there is this kid (also a freshman) who's kind of in my friend group who won't leave me alone, always has to involve himself in everyone's business. How can i get him to to leave me alone? Note: he's *kinda* dumb when it comes to common sense and things. I also have a long history of being his friend on and off.", "Need a kid to leave me alone. I'm a freshman in high school and there is this kid (also a freshman) who's kind of in my friend group who won't leave me alone, always has to involve himself in everyone's business. How can i get him to to leave me alone? Note: he's *kinda* dumb when it comes to common sense and things. I also have a long history of being his friend on and off.", "Need a kid to leave me alone. I'm a freshman in high school and there is this kid (also a freshman) who's kind of in my friend group who won't leave me alone, always has to involve himself in everyone's business. How can i get him to to leave me alone? Note: he's *kinda* dumb when it comes to common sense and things. I also have a long history of being his friend on and off.", "Need a kid to leave me alone. I'm a freshman in high school and there is this kid (also a freshman) who's kind of in my friend group who won't leave me alone, always has to involve himself in everyone's business. How can i get him to to leave me alone? Note: he's *kinda* dumb when it comes to common sense and things. I also have a long history of being his friend on and off.", "Need a kid to leave me alone. I'm a freshman in high school and there is this kid (also a freshman) who's kind of in my friend group who won't leave me alone, always has to involve himself in everyone's business. How can i get him to to leave me alone? Note: he's *kinda* dumb when it comes to common sense and things. I also have a long history of being his friend on and off." ]

[ "Tell him you have AIDS or Herpes, most people can't handle that and will immediately stay away.", "Kill his dog, then wear it’s skin as a hat while eating its entrails in his front yard. Worked for me when the exact same situation happened to me in elementary school", "Option 1: Tell him that you’re going through something and with all the time you spend on school/sports/the group you need some time to yourself or to think. Thank him for his offer to help and assure him you’ll be alright.\n\nOption 2: Kill your friend group. Without the group being a conduit for you two to be near each other, you’ll slowly become more distant and drift apart. If he persists, just tell him ‘sorry, it’s not the same without (common friend you killed).’", "Every time he involves himself in conversation shut him down. Walk away when he comes over to you. Ignore his comments. Freeze him. ", "are you 100% sure he's straight?\n\nassuming you're both male, tell him you're gay and have a crush on him. works like a charm.\n\nit works especially well if the kid has a reputation of being annoying, then people won't believe him when he tries to spread rumors about you. ", "Just so everyone knows, herp ain't that bad. For real. Ok, you don't volunteer, but for real who cares. It isn't a big deal, Scarlet Johansson has is, so does Derek Jeter (from her, apparently). If she told me she had it, and then offered herself...uh...where do.i sign?", "I used to get punked and bullied on my block\n'Til I cut a kitten's head off and stuck it in this kid's mailbox", "Aight so herpes it is. You can totally get contact herp. It's really about how you sell it. I believe in you!" ]

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