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"I wrote an “eBook” and want to sell it. (In quotes because it’s like 18 pages but what else do you call it?) It’s about common scams with Work from Home. How do I get people to pay for it? ",
"I wrote an “eBook” and want to sell it. (In quotes because it’s like 18 pages but what else do you call it?) It’s about common scams with Work from Home. How do I get people to pay for it? "
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"Self-publish on Amazon, title it \"The best $10 you will ever spend for only $4.99\" then wait for the money to roll in.",
"You can self publish on websites like Amazon, Smashwords and Readitt (not to be confused with our own Reddit)\n\nSetting it up can be slightly frustrating, but you can publish pretty much anything you want."
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"My parents are taking my stimulus. I need it for college. Anything I can do? ",
"My parents are taking my stimulus. I need it for college. Anything I can do? ",
"My parents are taking my stimulus. I need it for college. Anything I can do? "
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"When you say it’s “your” stimulus check, are you filing your own taxes? If you’re a dependent, it’s their money...",
"If you're 18 and are not their dependent (claimed on their taxes), then they are stealing from you.\n\nOn the other hand, if they support you at >50%, monetarily, then you are their dependent and it is their money.\n\n",
"It’s in your name so they can’t cash it. It’s just a useless piece of paper to them. Couple of things you can do.\n\nMake sure you are the one that gets the mail. When it arrives just cash it and put it in your bank account. If they ask about say it never came.\n\nIf they ask you to sign it don’t. Without your signature they can’t cash it"
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"what’s a good excuse for when you accidentally send a nsfw or other ‘bad’ link to the wrong person? ",
"what’s a good excuse for when you accidentally send a nsfw or other ‘bad’ link to the wrong person? ",
"what’s a good excuse for when you accidentally send a nsfw or other ‘bad’ link to the wrong person? ",
"what’s a good excuse for when you accidentally send a nsfw or other ‘bad’ link to the wrong person? ",
"what’s a good excuse for when you accidentally send a nsfw or other ‘bad’ link to the wrong person? "
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"Send 30 more of them and then make an apology post saying you accidentally downloaded a virus",
"You can always send a spam/possible Virus link afterwards and then like an hour later call them and tell them your Account got compromised and that they should delete recent messages.",
"Sounds like you just need to come up with a good solution as to WHY you're constantly texting the wrong person. Maybe change their contact info if it's too similar to the other?",
"If you have that many issues texting the wrong person then you don’t need an unethical tip, you need help being literate using your phone. \n\nAlso every single ‘unethical’ tip for this is going to be some variation of “lie to cover your ass with varying degrees of effort”. \n\nThe real unethical tip is to tell you to keep being tech illiterate until you get fired for sending your boss a dick pic and then maybe you’ll have the drive to learn how to text properly.",
"If you send your own nude on accident, Quickly send a boatload of random others from the internet afterwards. Them end up with a weird virus looking link. Call them immediately to delete your message because your hacked and the images have viruses. Because you sent a load of other images, your own nude will be pushed out of the screen and hopefully will never be seen :)"
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"How can I lie to my gastroenterologist / insurance that I need a 2nd upper endoscopy ",
"How can I lie to my gastroenterologist / insurance that I need a 2nd upper endoscopy ",
"How can I lie to my gastroenterologist / insurance that I need a 2nd upper endoscopy "
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"You're better off not lying and contacting your insurance yourself and explaining you'd like another endoscopy and possibly argue you want to see a different doctor to get a second opinion. Doing so is fairly routine. You may need to initiate a prior authorization",
"Your doctor should have not tell you your insurance would not pay for it because you had another one. If your symptoms got worse that makes it medically necessary. I’m not a doctor but worked with a multi-specialty practice. When we had these cases instead of another endoscopy they doctor would order a capsule study where you swallow a small camera that passes by your digestive system and then the video is reviewed. Check to see if you can have that instead",
"Insurance company might pay for another test after a certain length of time, I'm wondering when that will be (too long, probably). Anything useful when you Google symptoms of stomach cancer or maybe something else? You need to trip some keywords in the system to get the test you need. Its possible even simply being thoroughly honest about your every symptom could do it even if you don't think they're connected\n\nNot (I think) totally unethical, I knowingly made some symptoms worse to get the diagnosis and treatment I needed. Mine is a rare condition (/r/ehlersdanlos), not often diagnosed and rarely seen by doctors, I self diagnosed (and I was right damnit) and got what I needed by strategic lying and it's so much better now. My hands hardly cause me any trouble anymore since the physiotherapy. Got the doctors thinking I probably had arthritis and it worked."
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"Need an excuse for why I have to move across the country and be allowed to work remotely ",
"Need an excuse for why I have to move across the country and be allowed to work remotely ",
"Need an excuse for why I have to move across the country and be allowed to work remotely ",
"Need an excuse for why I have to move across the country and be allowed to work remotely "
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"So this is elaborate but you can try this, \n\nThere are nowadays quite a few websites and facebook groups and such which have old people living in retirement homes who are looking for penpals and such, old people things. You can look for one who is on the west coast and convince them to send you a letter, preferably with some documents which state that they have a chronic illness, which ofc, is not uncommon in old people. You can make this a valid excuse that there is no one in your family who can take care of this person, your mom’s parent(because that can also explain a change of last name) and so you need to shift to take care of their needs. No forgery needed and bonus points to you if you take time out sometimes to actually visit or write to said person. Makes it less morally unethical too:)",
"You were given notice that the apartment is no longer available and you had to move.\n\nBut I doubt the remote work will last until August let alone past it.\n\nAnd are you sure your job doesnt have a \"must live in the state\" requirement? Isnt your academic institution a state entity?",
"You need to take care of a family member. Working remotely from that location out of state. \n\nYou could also state you need to move there due for a medical condition. Such as for required treatment. Technically if it's a legal state you could be moving there for pain management.",
"Medical issue (that you obviously keep to yourself) to be treated by a specialist? For example, say you were to build a relationship with a mental health counselor in your desired city now (since most are doing telehealth) and they provide you documentation that it is integral that your treatment remain consistent once telehealth goes away?"
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"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. ",
"Stated to parents the past year that I would be taking online courses and paying them myself but in reality I took the year off for mental health. Now they are asking for T2202 for tax returns and I obviously don't have one. "
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"Do your own fucking taxes? Are you really asking how to get around this?",
"Like others have stated, do your own tax. Tell your parents that you found a guide online and that they are already done. In the event that you are underaged, you're kinda fucked and it's somewhat better to admit now than to try to forge documents.",
"Easy, do your own taxes like a big boy/girl. They aren't that hard, and if your uncomfortable, there are lots of resources to help. Look up AARP tax preparation in your local area, they will do your taxes and file them for free, been having them do mine for years.",
"You’ve been told the answer but there’s nothing unethical about it… So I guess like, burn your house down with the ‘forms’ in it?",
"Ethical resolution:\n\nThere is NO T2022 for THEM because *you* paid the hypothetical tuition personally. They don’t get to claim your tax break for themselves if they did not pay - even if you live with them. \n\nDo your own taxes. There are stupid easy if you don’t own any property.\n\nUnethical resolution:\n\nAll the suggestions made by others to forge a document will get you all in trouble with the IRS. The IRS receives a copy of all tax related forms. When they receive a return, they check your paperwork against their system. They will find there is no legit form for you and your parents will get audited.\n\nSauce - am a bookkeeper with a tax speciality",
"As this is ULPT rather than Sensible LPT, the only answer is: lie like a bastard. \n\nInvent a flood or fire that destroys records. Or say that you lost a bag on a train that had these records in them. \n\nThen after that,whenever they ask you about it, invent yet more drama to take the focus off the lack of documents. Kill friends. Invent diseases. Tell them about your own STIs. Keep doing this till they stop asking... \n\nAND start doing your own taxes...\n\n(",
"You're kinda fucked. If you forge a government document, and they put in bad figures, IRS will just push back on the return. You're probably better off coming clean.",
"Grow up and do your own tax return. Wealthsimple tax is a super easy platform. Your parents should never, ever do your tax returns in my opinion, not in a country where it’s so straightforward and positively idiot proof. You should be careful that your parents are not taking your tuition tax cr",
"Worlds easiest problem\n\nI already did them. \n\nOh but we were going to \n\n\nAlready done",
"Ffs do your own taxes. They’re not that hard and online programs like TurboTax or H&R Block walk you through each step.",
"It sounds like you dont live with them, so you can lie and say you did them yourself, when they ask how much youll be receiving on taxes blase blase just make up a small amount like $40 or something im sure you can find a screenshot of a turbo tax federal return and ",
"[Major Payne said it best](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF_KtE97uBI)",
"Man. People sure do think you are the biggest dumbass piece of shit if you don't know how to do your own taxes. What a bunch of assholes.",
"Or you could be honest and tell them why you didn’t take any courses? It’s not that big of a deal. If they flip shit then we can get real unethical, real quick.",
"2 options:\n\nTell your parents you sent/gave it to them already. They lost it, not your problem. \n\nTell your parents that it is not a sanctioned school. More of online training like hubspot or Udemy or something. I don't believe they require those documents. They might be a little upset but hey, probably a better lie lol",
"Tell them that the institution is not certified so they dont give out a T2202, or say they are foreign?",
"Is your mental health better now? Use that power to finally have the honest, open, benevolent talk with your parents you've been postponing. You might need them more in your life more that an accountant.",
"Get a Coursea account ... free online courses, can always say you wanted to try different things before putting actual money into a school.",
"This thread needs to be locked. The answer is \"file your own taxes online\" and everybody is getting super hostile for some reason.",
"Tell them you had a friend show you how to do your own taxes through Turbo Tax. They have a free version to use and is actually very user-friendly. You could watch this YouTube video - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y\\_CcK3y5wss](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_CcK3y5wss) \\- which is an 18 minute tutorial if you think you might have to provide a few details to your parents.",
"Taxes are so simple when you’re young. Use H&R Block Online, or TurboTax. With how simple your tax return likely is, it’ll be free, and if it’s not it’ll be $60 that they can take from your refund so you don’t even have to spend the money. \n\nC’mon man",
"Say you don’t have that form and there are delays getting it - you can always say you will amend your tax return for this change later",
"I’ll join the others getting downvoted. If you “took a year off for mental health” and didn’t actually DO any work on improving your mental health, you just took a year off to be lazy.",
"I'm guessing OP still lives at home and parents still claim them. You just need to be honest with your parents. You have already broken some trust. Don't make it worse.",
"Freetaxusa is very easy. I mean I'm sure there's other sites just the same but my dad showed me it 10 years ago and I stuck with it. It's very simple. It dumbs it down for you.",
"Another lie option for you is, not all courses are eligible for the T2202 tuition cr",
"When you're legally obligated to do your taxes, you do just that.\n\nBut I stg don't go to H&R or Turbo or any of the other bullshit.\n\nFind you a local accountant and set up a meeting.\n\nFor chrissakes, m8.",
"I love that mental health became an excuse for I want a break because I’m lazy",
"Grow a pair and tell them the true... \n\nThis is pathetic kid, unless it's an excuse to take a year for smoking pot and play video games there's no reason to lie about health. \n\nIts time to grow up.",
"If you can't handle school without taking a year off then life is going to eat you alive, I hope your parents can support you."
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"how can I write the most creepy, menacing birthday card possible while remaining anonymous and towing the lines of legality? ",
"how can I write the most creepy, menacing birthday card possible while remaining anonymous and towing the lines of legality? "
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"Based off your reddit user name, im assuming said enemy will know exactly which weirdo sent him the card.",
"Holy shit, OP. Your post history is a mess. You've posted about wanting to get back at her and sending her a video of you ODing. This is not what this subreddit is for.\n\nYou should be using your time to actually find help instead of planning petty vengeance online and leaving a convenient trail of evidence for the police to use when you harass this person."
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"My Credit Card info was stolen, and they booked a flight. How can I cancel this flight? ",
"My Credit Card info was stolen, and they booked a flight. How can I cancel this flight? ",
"My Credit Card info was stolen, and they booked a flight. How can I cancel this flight? ",
"My Credit Card info was stolen, and they booked a flight. How can I cancel this flight? ",
"My Credit Card info was stolen, and they booked a flight. How can I cancel this flight? "
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"Call your cr",
"Contact your bank immediately, report when you believe your info was stolen.\n\nIt depends on the country but normally the bank will handle all fraudulent payments as soon as they are made aware.\n\nWhen I had my card cloned they asked me to not use the card, however they left the account open so they could localize and catch the fraudster.",
"Bro just call your cr",
"If they were dumb enough to book the flight in their own name it should be very easy for the police to catch them. I would suspect its part of a bigger scam and just let you cr",
"Since this is unethical life pro tips, book the same flight next to them, have a uhaul van rented at the destination airport. Talk to them on the flight make friends with them offer to share an Uber cause you’re going to the same destination as them. [Then do something like this to the police station.](https://youtu.be/avV7zv1mRyg)"
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"got in a minor accident, didn’t exchange insurance, how do I get away with this? ",
"got in a minor accident, didn’t exchange insurance, how do I get away with this? ",
"got in a minor accident, didn’t exchange insurance, how do I get away with this? "
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"I'd block the number and just move on. Fuck it, it was her fault anyway. Should have exchanged info when you had the chance.",
"If it was in a parking lot and no ticket was given from an officer, both your insurances will tell you to deal with it yourselves. Because it's just a he-said-she-said type of deal and they won't waste time or money pursuing it.\n\n",
"I would exchange info. It's not your fault if she backed into you. Delay and deny just makes you look guilty."
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"Proof of (fake) family emergency for job? So I'm currently pursuing a career in a creative field. I have a day job, but it's only while I'm building up my career. I work a part time \"pay the bills\" job while working towards being able to do my creative thing full time.\nRecently, this really amazing opportunity came up for me, but unfortunately I was scheduled to work that day. I called off work at the last minute for tomorrow, and claimed family emergency. (I couldn't say sick because I was at work well today). \nI was told that someone would be in touch with me next week and that I might have to provide proof of whatever it is. \nThis job isn't what I want to do for a career, but I'd prefer to remain in okay standing if possible because it is decent money, and usually flexible enough so that I can devote time to my creative ventures and what I really am trying to achieve in life. \nWas wondering if anyone could give me any help or advice regarding coming up with proof of my 'family emergency', or how I could fake some proof. I didn't say anything else beyond family emergency, so anything I could easily fake proof for works!\n",
"Proof of (fake) family emergency for job? So I'm currently pursuing a career in a creative field. I have a day job, but it's only while I'm building up my career. I work a part time \"pay the bills\" job while working towards being able to do my creative thing full time.\nRecently, this really amazing opportunity came up for me, but unfortunately I was scheduled to work that day. I called off work at the last minute for tomorrow, and claimed family emergency. (I couldn't say sick because I was at work well today). \nI was told that someone would be in touch with me next week and that I might have to provide proof of whatever it is. \nThis job isn't what I want to do for a career, but I'd prefer to remain in okay standing if possible because it is decent money, and usually flexible enough so that I can devote time to my creative ventures and what I really am trying to achieve in life. \nWas wondering if anyone could give me any help or advice regarding coming up with proof of my 'family emergency', or how I could fake some proof. I didn't say anything else beyond family emergency, so anything I could easily fake proof for works!\n",
"Proof of (fake) family emergency for job? So I'm currently pursuing a career in a creative field. I have a day job, but it's only while I'm building up my career. I work a part time \"pay the bills\" job while working towards being able to do my creative thing full time.\nRecently, this really amazing opportunity came up for me, but unfortunately I was scheduled to work that day. I called off work at the last minute for tomorrow, and claimed family emergency. (I couldn't say sick because I was at work well today). \nI was told that someone would be in touch with me next week and that I might have to provide proof of whatever it is. \nThis job isn't what I want to do for a career, but I'd prefer to remain in okay standing if possible because it is decent money, and usually flexible enough so that I can devote time to my creative ventures and what I really am trying to achieve in life. \nWas wondering if anyone could give me any help or advice regarding coming up with proof of my 'family emergency', or how I could fake some proof. I didn't say anything else beyond family emergency, so anything I could easily fake proof for works!\n",
"Proof of (fake) family emergency for job? So I'm currently pursuing a career in a creative field. I have a day job, but it's only while I'm building up my career. I work a part time \"pay the bills\" job while working towards being able to do my creative thing full time.\nRecently, this really amazing opportunity came up for me, but unfortunately I was scheduled to work that day. I called off work at the last minute for tomorrow, and claimed family emergency. (I couldn't say sick because I was at work well today). \nI was told that someone would be in touch with me next week and that I might have to provide proof of whatever it is. \nThis job isn't what I want to do for a career, but I'd prefer to remain in okay standing if possible because it is decent money, and usually flexible enough so that I can devote time to my creative ventures and what I really am trying to achieve in life. \nWas wondering if anyone could give me any help or advice regarding coming up with proof of my 'family emergency', or how I could fake some proof. I didn't say anything else beyond family emergency, so anything I could easily fake proof for works!\n"
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"You can say it's personal and would rather not talk about it. If they press the matter, say that your relative was suicidal and you were concerned they might hurt themself so you had to be available to them. It's not something you can really prove so I think they will drop it after this explanation.",
"\"Sibling/Aunt/parent/etc was sick, so I had to go check on them. Proof? Sorry, what proof could I provide? Don't be silly.\" \n\nProof dosn't really matter, tbh. It's an unscheduled absence - too many of those and they are going to find someone else who wants to work.",
"You can always get a burner, give it to a friend and have them answer add relative/doctor/carer/anything and provide confirmation of anything. You can also use an email for similar \"proof\". It can be as simple as a family member \"fell\" and you had to provide a ride/assistance/support for the day, but it wasn't serious and now everything is fine.",
"Be prepared to lose the job or get yelled at. You're going to have to double down on your lie and say \"I cant release the private information of my family member\" with a really stone cold \"how dare you\" tone. Possibly get a parking stub you can show them. But if it's just a day job, fuck em, there are plenty of shit jobs that'll hire you.\n\nI've been wanting to make it as a fine artist, but I'm too old(or dumb) for this new age(social media promotion), and nobody wants any of my artwork, so I've been working shit dayjobs my entire life. A life in the creative field is hard socially, financially, emotionally, and mentally. Just imagine working a full or part time job with no pay, oh and nobody thinks what you do is \"real work\". Oh, and that \"I'll stick with you baby\" partner that you think will stay by your side, the older you get without success the more likely arguments will happen, until they leave you for somebody that can provide a comfortable life.\n\nIt's a difficult, trying, thankless career. Prepare to be shit on by nearly everybody, lonely, and broke. Unless you are an attractive girl that posts body pics with your work on social media or come from a caring and wealthy family... know you're future is going to be very hard."
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"New neighbors are on the condo board. The wife threatened to have my motorcycle towed because we are only allowed 2 vehicles. Even though I park my bike behind my car in the same spot. ",
"New neighbors are on the condo board. The wife threatened to have my motorcycle towed because we are only allowed 2 vehicles. Even though I park my bike behind my car in the same spot. ",
"New neighbors are on the condo board. The wife threatened to have my motorcycle towed because we are only allowed 2 vehicles. Even though I park my bike behind my car in the same spot. ",
"New neighbors are on the condo board. The wife threatened to have my motorcycle towed because we are only allowed 2 vehicles. Even though I park my bike behind my car in the same spot. ",
"New neighbors are on the condo board. The wife threatened to have my motorcycle towed because we are only allowed 2 vehicles. Even though I park my bike behind my car in the same spot. ",
"New neighbors are on the condo board. The wife threatened to have my motorcycle towed because we are only allowed 2 vehicles. Even though I park my bike behind my car in the same spot. ",
"New neighbors are on the condo board. The wife threatened to have my motorcycle towed because we are only allowed 2 vehicles. Even though I park my bike behind my car in the same spot. ",
"New neighbors are on the condo board. The wife threatened to have my motorcycle towed because we are only allowed 2 vehicles. Even though I park my bike behind my car in the same spot. ",
"New neighbors are on the condo board. The wife threatened to have my motorcycle towed because we are only allowed 2 vehicles. Even though I park my bike behind my car in the same spot. ",
"New neighbors are on the condo board. The wife threatened to have my motorcycle towed because we are only allowed 2 vehicles. Even though I park my bike behind my car in the same spot. ",
"New neighbors are on the condo board. The wife threatened to have my motorcycle towed because we are only allowed 2 vehicles. Even though I park my bike behind my car in the same spot. ",
"New neighbors are on the condo board. The wife threatened to have my motorcycle towed because we are only allowed 2 vehicles. Even though I park my bike behind my car in the same spot. ",
"New neighbors are on the condo board. The wife threatened to have my motorcycle towed because we are only allowed 2 vehicles. Even though I park my bike behind my car in the same spot. ",
"New neighbors are on the condo board. The wife threatened to have my motorcycle towed because we are only allowed 2 vehicles. Even though I park my bike behind my car in the same spot. ",
"New neighbors are on the condo board. The wife threatened to have my motorcycle towed because we are only allowed 2 vehicles. Even though I park my bike behind my car in the same spot. ",
"New neighbors are on the condo board. The wife threatened to have my motorcycle towed because we are only allowed 2 vehicles. Even though I park my bike behind my car in the same spot. ",
"New neighbors are on the condo board. The wife threatened to have my motorcycle towed because we are only allowed 2 vehicles. Even though I park my bike behind my car in the same spot. ",
"New neighbors are on the condo board. The wife threatened to have my motorcycle towed because we are only allowed 2 vehicles. Even though I park my bike behind my car in the same spot. "
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"Go to the library. Take all of contact info and a pic off the HOA website and set up an account with some scummy dating (or worse) services. Use a google number to tip off the husband about the profile.",
"Attend meetings.\n\nTwo Angles:\n\nAngle One - Oh Please Shut Up Member\n\n* Become overly concerned about everything. \n* Be sincerely concerned about any point on the agenda and ensure everyone understands your long-winded opinion. \n* If wife is concerned about it - you are double concerned.\n\nAngle Two - Everyone is my Friend - So Suck It\n\n* Befriend the other board members.\n* Take them out for drinks, house sit.\n* Poison them against her with innuendo.",
"Make a Craigslist ad:\n\nFree Goats\n\nAvailable after 9:00pm only\n\nSpanish speaking only\n\nNeighbor’s Name, Address, Phone number",
"Hope you find a section that states new residents must wait 2 years before pursuing a board spot.",
"You say you have a pickup, can you put the bike in the back? Then technically only 1 vehicle is parked and is hauling the bike",
"Print and mail letters in their name to everyone in the neighborhood stating that personal trash needs to be concealed properly. Tampons and contraceptives should not be in plain site as it promotes feminine shame (or something outlandish like this).\n\nMake it look like they are way overstepping their authority.",
"Bro fuck hoa people. I hope you make her life absolute hell before you move out. God speed",
"There is an adage: \"Those who live by the rule book, die by the rule book\". Just go though it and bring them up on everything in it. Even if they are not in violation of anything.",
"Find a profile of the husband like LinkedIn. Make a Grindr account. Another one is look over the bylaws and fuck with them.",
"Okay so first thing is to try to come to an agreement - maybe you could buy a cover for the bike or park it in front of your car and appease her. That's the smartest approach but it's not why we're here:\n\n1. Run a chain lock through the bike frame and around an axle of your car so it can't be towed without cutting the chain -- virtually zero chance that the HOA agreement allows for them to cut it. Feel free to source a high-end chain, too - it's harder to cut and more likely to have a tow driver refuse.\n\n2. Check the language of the contract. eg Can you lease out your parking space? If so, does it specifically prohibit subdividing the space? Happy to find options if you post the specifics. Stupid things like putting it up on chocks or something could be a loophole\n\n3. Loosen some key nuts on your bike so that when they attempt to tow, it is damaged. Then have a lawyer send a demand letter for the repair\n\n4. Park the bike in such a way that it can't be accessed by a tow truck lift, like between your car and the wall",
"Hire a stripper and tell them the neighbors husband is single and he has been wanting a strip show for a while. Tell the stripper it's supposed to be a surprise and to not reveal your name at all . I'm sure sparks will fly",
"Wait till they leave town on vacation.\n\nAnd then cover their walls, with poo.",
"is there any chance you made a tik tok about this issue? i saw someone in a nearly identical situation, some karen throwing a fit about someone parking their motorcycle and car in the same spot",
"Put a ad on Craigslist to sell a motorcycle and list her contact info. 😂😂..",
"if you are looking for things to annoy them, you could sign them up for every junk mail possible or go look for free magazine subscriptions to the worst things you can think of (lots of fun with homophobes). Also find their car, take a bag or oreos and seperate them covering their car. This will get birds and other creatures to swarm their car and hopefully get it covered in bird poop as a bonus.",
"In the spirit of ULPT. Check bylaws for repairing/working on vehicles and noise ordinance. If you have a ricer or a Harley, redline it every single day 1 minute before quiet time with the pipes aimed at their house.\n\nIf they confront you like a crazy Karen, get it on video then use video evidence to file a restraining order against them.",
"Find their vehicle at night, piss all over the windshield and driver's door. They will be strongly encouraged to find a new car. Watch out for cameras.",
"Find a local Hell's Angel chapter that will assist you in rendering him scared shitless and missing his left nipple.",
"I saw on another board that people had various food deliveries made to their neighbor‘s house over the course of a couple weeks. I doubt they paid for them so kinda crappy for the delivery person to lose out on some money, but it really pissed off this neighbor apparently"
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"my Magic Mouse broke and is a month out of warranty with Apple; if I buy a new one and return the broken one in the new box, will they know? ",
"my Magic Mouse broke and is a month out of warranty with Apple; if I buy a new one and return the broken one in the new box, will they know? ",
"my Magic Mouse broke and is a month out of warranty with Apple; if I buy a new one and return the broken one in the new box, will they know? ",
"my Magic Mouse broke and is a month out of warranty with Apple; if I buy a new one and return the broken one in the new box, will they know? ",
"my Magic Mouse broke and is a month out of warranty with Apple; if I buy a new one and return the broken one in the new box, will they know? ",
"my Magic Mouse broke and is a month out of warranty with Apple; if I buy a new one and return the broken one in the new box, will they know? ",
"my Magic Mouse broke and is a month out of warranty with Apple; if I buy a new one and return the broken one in the new box, will they know? ",
"my Magic Mouse broke and is a month out of warranty with Apple; if I buy a new one and return the broken one in the new box, will they know? ",
"my Magic Mouse broke and is a month out of warranty with Apple; if I buy a new one and return the broken one in the new box, will they know? ",
"my Magic Mouse broke and is a month out of warranty with Apple; if I buy a new one and return the broken one in the new box, will they know? ",
"my Magic Mouse broke and is a month out of warranty with Apple; if I buy a new one and return the broken one in the new box, will they know? "
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"Better yet. Apple has a no chase policy. Just go steal one off the shelf. Nothing will happen.",
"Does it have a serial number? \n\nDoes the receipt show a serial number? \n\nIf not then you’re good to go",
"Get yourself a MX Master 3 and thank me later. Even better, if you liked the mouse then get the MX Keys as well.",
"If you return to Amazon, it will be bundled together with a bunch of products and auctioned off. It won't matter in your case.\n\nApple does serialize nearly everything they make, they also track the serial to the customer or distributor. Apple *might* have a special contract with Amazon regarding the processing of returns within certain circumstances.",
"lol apple have fallen off. Back in day you could probably have just told em and they would have replaced it anyway, try that",
"I work for a retail shop that has a nationwide supply chain behind it. We are able to write up any item that comes into our store as damaged directly off the truck. It's meant to accommodate shipping damages. It's 100% on the honor system and obviously we don't abuse it for nefarious purposes, but we are VERY liberal with this and we utilize frequently to benefit our customers when something happens to a product they buy. We're just a retailer, so it's certainly not our fault that something fails after 30 days, so we tend to just give the customer a new one off the shelf, order a new one, then say that one was damaged in shipping, and we get it removed from our invoice. It's not our warehouse's fault either, but they are better able to absorb the loss than we are, so that's what we do.",
"Amazon returns get a quick look to see if its actually physically there, then either get trashed, or sold on to a returns dealer(think those videos of people buying a pallet of random electronics), its not going to get questioned.",
"Your cr",
"I do this frequently for items that get a lot of use. Just like you said, buy the new one first, after you get it, start a return for it, but replace with the broken one. You can return it for a refund, or a replacement, but then you'll have two!",
"Did you buy with cr",
"I don't own one, but the serial number should be on the bottom of the mouse and the box. It can also likely be checked in software. If the number on the mouse and box don't match when returned, that's fishy. Of course, this is Amazon, and many people do rather well from running returns scams with them, so it may not be worth stressing over."
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"Toxic Work Environment I recently left a nonprofit corporation that was absolutely awful work for. Are there any ULPTs for getting a little (legal) revenge for the hell that a former place of employment put you through?",
"Toxic Work Environment I recently left a nonprofit corporation that was absolutely awful work for. Are there any ULPTs for getting a little (legal) revenge for the hell that a former place of employment put you through?"
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"Anonymously’ leak’ details of profit that they’ve made- perfect if you have any old official headed paper. The ensuing press investigation will give them plenty of hassle right from the top to the bottom of the ranks",
"Hack the emails of the ceo, eavesdrop on their conversations, break the law in their name (frame them) and then rat them out to the state AG.\n\nGet as much dirt on them as you can. Look for them going on expensive meals, trips, pricy hotels on the non-profits nickel. \n\nTurn them in. "
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"Any good lies to tell when asked why I don't have any working experience ",
"Any good lies to tell when asked why I don't have any working experience ",
"Any good lies to tell when asked why I don't have any working experience ",
"Any good lies to tell when asked why I don't have any working experience ",
"Any good lies to tell when asked why I don't have any working experience ",
"Any good lies to tell when asked why I don't have any working experience ",
"Any good lies to tell when asked why I don't have any working experience ",
"Any good lies to tell when asked why I don't have any working experience ",
"Any good lies to tell when asked why I don't have any working experience ",
"Any good lies to tell when asked why I don't have any working experience ",
"Any good lies to tell when asked why I don't have any working experience "
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"Maybe say you’ve been caretaker for an ill or disabled family member? Unethically, you’ll not only explain your lack of work, but also look like a really noble good person...",
"Just find one or multiple companies that have went out of business during this pandemic and say you worked for them. It's hard to follow up with a company that doesn't exist",
"I'd go with the crypto thing. Tell them you've been living off crypto trading for a few years",
"You’re either going to go to the top of the list by being honest or the bottom. No in between. One of best installers at my work was fired from his previous job for using the company gas card in his personal vehicle. He was upfront, and my boss was in awe of his honesty, and hired him. He’s been with us for 8 years. \n\nHowever, there are plenty of people that don’t believe in second chances, so it won’t be roses everywhere.",
"You had a once in a lifetime opportunity to travel.\nThe interviewer will be jealous and that will be seen as a positive.\nNo one wouldn't travel in lieu of work. No one.",
"Well, I think honesty will be rewarding. Tell them the truth. You had some bad years after college, but now you are very motivated to work. And that's it.\nCrypto mining is not a work experience, but as a hobby it can be mentioned..",
"Had my own business, sold it, then lived off the money while I went back to school....",
"Jobs would rather hear that you stayed with a company or employer for a long period of time than have job experience. Because it costs less to train and employee than to keep hiring them as they quit. Tell them you were working at something or somewhere for a very long time and you were committed totally to seeing it out",
"Do a little research into a trade that has almost nothing to do with the one your applying for. Something that hopefully whoever reviews or interviews you wont have a clue about.\n Or just watch some videos on whatever it is you'll be doing, say that you have extensive experience, dont say anything negative about your last employer, reason why you left is that you were too good at your position so management didn't want to promote you. Instead they hired 2 guys to fill the position you wanted, who you ended up training anyways when you put your 2 week notice in after trying to negotiate with the manager who you had a hunch felt threatened by your ability to learn not only the tasks of your position but of the other positions that associated with yours. \n\nFake it til you make it. Unethical but works.",
"Are you going to change things this time? And why should someone believe you, you will?\n\nA solid answer to this one might be enough and you need that answer for yourself anyway.",
"Maybe stop being lazy and be honest... Don't solve your lazy was problem with being more lazy"
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"Random guy gave Tesla my phone number to pick up a Model 3. Should I give it a test run? Hey guys. So I had recently got a new phone number for my new job about 6 months ago. When I got the new phone, I was immediately bombarded with texts and messages from random people, all of them asking for a certain \"Trevor\". I knew that this must have been a recycled number that was previously owned by this Trevor guy. \n \nAt first, I was a bit annoyed and after trying for hours to get my carrier to change my number (it's a corporate number, very bureaucratic), I just gave up and decided to live with it. I eventually ended up having fun with it, posing as Trevor. I would respond to birthday texts, group texts, voicemails for expiring gym memberships and requests to return electronics. I think this person might be some type of con-artist but I digress. \n \nAnyway, today I think I hit the jackpot. I just received a voicemail for a guy named Mike from Tesla, saying \"Hi Trevor, just wanted to let you know, I have your reservation for your Model 3. We are currently test driving it. Please call back whenever you can to schedule when you can have your test drive and have you pick it up.\" \n \nI think all the other times I posed as Trevor has been training me for this moment. Should I call back and have some fun with it? Any upsides/downsides? Any advice or ideas? What should I expect if I go through with it? I honestly just want to see if I can get away with just test driving it, I don't plan on actually stealing it. \n\n\nTL;DR I have an opportunity to pose as someone I don't know to test drive a Model 3. Worth it? \n \nI will update if I end up going!",
"Random guy gave Tesla my phone number to pick up a Model 3. Should I give it a test run? Hey guys. So I had recently got a new phone number for my new job about 6 months ago. When I got the new phone, I was immediately bombarded with texts and messages from random people, all of them asking for a certain \"Trevor\". I knew that this must have been a recycled number that was previously owned by this Trevor guy. \n \nAt first, I was a bit annoyed and after trying for hours to get my carrier to change my number (it's a corporate number, very bureaucratic), I just gave up and decided to live with it. I eventually ended up having fun with it, posing as Trevor. I would respond to birthday texts, group texts, voicemails for expiring gym memberships and requests to return electronics. I think this person might be some type of con-artist but I digress. \n \nAnyway, today I think I hit the jackpot. I just received a voicemail for a guy named Mike from Tesla, saying \"Hi Trevor, just wanted to let you know, I have your reservation for your Model 3. We are currently test driving it. Please call back whenever you can to schedule when you can have your test drive and have you pick it up.\" \n \nI think all the other times I posed as Trevor has been training me for this moment. Should I call back and have some fun with it? Any upsides/downsides? Any advice or ideas? What should I expect if I go through with it? I honestly just want to see if I can get away with just test driving it, I don't plan on actually stealing it. \n\n\nTL;DR I have an opportunity to pose as someone I don't know to test drive a Model 3. Worth it? \n \nI will update if I end up going!",
"Random guy gave Tesla my phone number to pick up a Model 3. Should I give it a test run? Hey guys. So I had recently got a new phone number for my new job about 6 months ago. When I got the new phone, I was immediately bombarded with texts and messages from random people, all of them asking for a certain \"Trevor\". I knew that this must have been a recycled number that was previously owned by this Trevor guy. \n \nAt first, I was a bit annoyed and after trying for hours to get my carrier to change my number (it's a corporate number, very bureaucratic), I just gave up and decided to live with it. I eventually ended up having fun with it, posing as Trevor. I would respond to birthday texts, group texts, voicemails for expiring gym memberships and requests to return electronics. I think this person might be some type of con-artist but I digress. \n \nAnyway, today I think I hit the jackpot. I just received a voicemail for a guy named Mike from Tesla, saying \"Hi Trevor, just wanted to let you know, I have your reservation for your Model 3. We are currently test driving it. Please call back whenever you can to schedule when you can have your test drive and have you pick it up.\" \n \nI think all the other times I posed as Trevor has been training me for this moment. Should I call back and have some fun with it? Any upsides/downsides? Any advice or ideas? What should I expect if I go through with it? I honestly just want to see if I can get away with just test driving it, I don't plan on actually stealing it. \n\n\nTL;DR I have an opportunity to pose as someone I don't know to test drive a Model 3. Worth it? \n \nI will update if I end up going!"
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"They are going to ask to see your drivers license before you sit in the car. ",
"If you want to test drive a Tesla, all you have to do is ask for a test drive... ",
"ULPT: Steal another higher ranking coworkers identity, for an instant promotion with company car. "
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"A source of free CLEAN water to use in my new compact washing machine? ",
"A source of free CLEAN water to use in my new compact washing machine? ",
"A source of free CLEAN water to use in my new compact washing machine? "
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"Rob a water salesperson at gunpoint? Steal a water truck? Build a device that steals the world's rainclouds and concentrates them over your raincatcher? \n\nFilling a pool, or using sprinklers excessively, or having a significant-but-draining-well leak somewhere can put a dent in the water bill. A compact washing machine will not. \n\nFace it - if you're going to use a washing machine, you've accepted that small cost. Use a tub and your hands if it matters that much to you - then you save the electricity, too!",
"Mcdonalds employees do not give a rats ass if you fill up a jug of water in the bathroom. No fast food place gives a shit about water waste.",
"If you live in an apartment complex you could use the hose bib on the outside of the building.\n\nIf you’re that dedicated to saving water. Keep empty milk jugs and fill one up at work. Fill one up in the McDonald’s bathroom.\nFind a gas station with a free water and air station. Usually truck stops have them. If you find one pick up some bigger 5-10 gallon camping jugs from Walmart for $2.50 and go to town. Those stations are rarely monitored."
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"If my landlord neglects to fix a safety issue and someone gets hurt- who pays? ",
"If my landlord neglects to fix a safety issue and someone gets hurt- who pays? ",
"If my landlord neglects to fix a safety issue and someone gets hurt- who pays? ",
"If my landlord neglects to fix a safety issue and someone gets hurt- who pays? ",
"If my landlord neglects to fix a safety issue and someone gets hurt- who pays? ",
"If my landlord neglects to fix a safety issue and someone gets hurt- who pays? ",
"If my landlord neglects to fix a safety issue and someone gets hurt- who pays? ",
"If my landlord neglects to fix a safety issue and someone gets hurt- who pays? "
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">If someone were to fall would they make us file a claim with our renters insurance? \n\nI don't think they could force you to make a claim through renters' insurance (if that would even work)\n\n>Or would we be able to sue with a personal injury attorney?\n\nYes. Document all the times you've reported it\n\n \nDisclaimer: I'm not an attorney in CA, certainly not your attorney, and this is not legal advice",
"Renters insurance covers your contents, not injury.\n\nThe property would be held responsible for injury.\n\nPrint off every maintenance request, file for that inevitable day when someone gets hurt.\n\nWe had a similar situation at our last apartment. They never did a thing in 4 years. After we moved out they tried to charge us $1200 for new carpet and drywall repair, citing water damage; along with a bunch of other bullshit charges. I sent them a copy of the portal printouts, several emails I had sent that went unanswered, a usb stick of videos, and correspondence with my rental insurer. I mentioned in the letter that the constant, unresolved flooding meant we’d had to buy multiple new furniture items over the years given deductibles, limitations, and whatnot - including a 4K plasma tv that was sitting in a box on the floor under the Christmas tree that we lost all our money on (tv was busted, box was too obv damaged for the store to take it back, and insurance wouldn’t cover it since it wasn’t on our content list yet). I explained that I’d be happy to pay for the carpet if they’d pay me back for the furniture/tv to the tune of $7213. They sent a very nice letter zeroing out all charges.",
"prob the landlord if there's enough evidence to support. Usually the city will fine the landlord and confiscate the rent.\n\nThe code must be violating the city's rental conditions codes. So it can't be something that the city doesn't mention in their laws.",
"Maybe it’s already been suggested, but it’s poss where i live to pay rent to an authoity (city hall?) and they hold it in escrow until repairs are made.",
"You can likely go through some steps to withhold rent (deposit it into a brokerage account) until it is fixed. There are legal ways to do this.",
"Who’s on paper responsible for cleaning the gutters, does the lease say you have to clean them or they have to?",
"Idk if it’s a thing where you live but you can pay your rent to the government if your landlord refuses to fix something and they can’t evict you. Then if they fix it they can get the money from the government. So it ensures your rent is paid but your landlord doesn’t get a dime until they act.",
">in the Bay Area\n\nThere are tenant associations around the SF Bay Area. Google \"[your town] tenant association\" to find the one relevant to you. They can advise you on the next step better than Reddit could.\n\nYou and your neighbors can do a rent strike, where you hold your rent funds in escrow until the landlord fixes the building. Money talks."
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"How can I destroy the life of a religious leader who raped me for a decade since I was 6 years old? ",
"How can I destroy the life of a religious leader who raped me for a decade since I was 6 years old? ",
"How can I destroy the life of a religious leader who raped me for a decade since I was 6 years old? ",
"How can I destroy the life of a religious leader who raped me for a decade since I was 6 years old? ",
"How can I destroy the life of a religious leader who raped me for a decade since I was 6 years old? "
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">I have no friends and no family after I dropped out of the Mormon church.\n\nsounds like you have nothing to lose--and let him sue and you counter sue..he can't collect what you don't have and you might win... So go all in..cops, feds, full press/media exposure...maybe others who he assaulted will come forward and then he's truly f'd and you can unite...expose it all. ",
"Talk to a therapist please, take care of yourself. There's an old saying, something along the lines of \"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves\". ",
"Did any of the offenses occur over state lines? If so, you can contact the FBI. Maybe contact the center for missing and exploited children for further guidance.",
"Plant meth in his house and call the dea... I know a guy if you need some haha",
"I got nothing for you. All i can say is if you can, take that dirtbag down."
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"What websites can I use to find my cal 3 test exam answers? Sup. I have an open cal 3 exam. There 100s of people in my cal 3 section and I know that they are uploading questions online so that they can get an answer. Where do you think I can go in order to find these questions and answers? Any online math forums?",
"What websites can I use to find my cal 3 test exam answers? Sup. I have an open cal 3 exam. There 100s of people in my cal 3 section and I know that they are uploading questions online so that they can get an answer. Where do you think I can go in order to find these questions and answers? Any online math forums?",
"What websites can I use to find my cal 3 test exam answers? Sup. I have an open cal 3 exam. There 100s of people in my cal 3 section and I know that they are uploading questions online so that they can get an answer. Where do you think I can go in order to find these questions and answers? Any online math forums?",
"What websites can I use to find my cal 3 test exam answers? Sup. I have an open cal 3 exam. There 100s of people in my cal 3 section and I know that they are uploading questions online so that they can get an answer. Where do you think I can go in order to find these questions and answers? Any online math forums?"
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"Wolfram Alpha works pretty well if you know how to properly format your query. I used it for calc homework in college",
"You have a completely open exam? I know there are sites that calculate integrals and derivatives for you, that should make things a bit easier. If you want to completely cheat maybe try to get a tutor and don’t tell them you’re taking the exam, they’ll do the question out for you lol.",
"Google your test question and add Quizlet behind it...for example: Where can I find test question answers? Quizlet... If you get a result on the Quizlet website then copy the text that previews on the google results page and using Control f on the Quizlet page search that string of text.",
"Use quotation marks to google “the question” to narrow down the results to the specific question, integral-calculator.com and derivative-calculator.net to calculate integrals and derivatives, emathhelp.net for partial derivatives. Chegg and wolframalpha are also helpful for a lot of questions."
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"How can I stop my neighbor from dealing drugs in front of my house? My neighbors directly across the street from me in a residential neighborhood deal drugs from their house. They are teenage/college age boys. Their parents know they are dealing and allow them to. I don’t really give a shit about the ethics of them dealing, I’m just sick of them dealing out of their house and having their rowdy customers pull up in front of my house all day. I don’t want to fuck their lives up completely, I just want them to stop dealing from their house/in front of mine. ",
"How can I stop my neighbor from dealing drugs in front of my house? My neighbors directly across the street from me in a residential neighborhood deal drugs from their house. They are teenage/college age boys. Their parents know they are dealing and allow them to. I don’t really give a shit about the ethics of them dealing, I’m just sick of them dealing out of their house and having their rowdy customers pull up in front of my house all day. I don’t want to fuck their lives up completely, I just want them to stop dealing from their house/in front of mine. ",
"How can I stop my neighbor from dealing drugs in front of my house? My neighbors directly across the street from me in a residential neighborhood deal drugs from their house. They are teenage/college age boys. Their parents know they are dealing and allow them to. I don’t really give a shit about the ethics of them dealing, I’m just sick of them dealing out of their house and having their rowdy customers pull up in front of my house all day. I don’t want to fuck their lives up completely, I just want them to stop dealing from their house/in front of mine. ",
"How can I stop my neighbor from dealing drugs in front of my house? My neighbors directly across the street from me in a residential neighborhood deal drugs from their house. They are teenage/college age boys. Their parents know they are dealing and allow them to. I don’t really give a shit about the ethics of them dealing, I’m just sick of them dealing out of their house and having their rowdy customers pull up in front of my house all day. I don’t want to fuck their lives up completely, I just want them to stop dealing from their house/in front of mine. ",
"How can I stop my neighbor from dealing drugs in front of my house? My neighbors directly across the street from me in a residential neighborhood deal drugs from their house. They are teenage/college age boys. Their parents know they are dealing and allow them to. I don’t really give a shit about the ethics of them dealing, I’m just sick of them dealing out of their house and having their rowdy customers pull up in front of my house all day. I don’t want to fuck their lives up completely, I just want them to stop dealing from their house/in front of mine. ",
"How can I stop my neighbor from dealing drugs in front of my house? My neighbors directly across the street from me in a residential neighborhood deal drugs from their house. They are teenage/college age boys. Their parents know they are dealing and allow them to. I don’t really give a shit about the ethics of them dealing, I’m just sick of them dealing out of their house and having their rowdy customers pull up in front of my house all day. I don’t want to fuck their lives up completely, I just want them to stop dealing from their house/in front of mine. ",
"How can I stop my neighbor from dealing drugs in front of my house? My neighbors directly across the street from me in a residential neighborhood deal drugs from their house. They are teenage/college age boys. Their parents know they are dealing and allow them to. I don’t really give a shit about the ethics of them dealing, I’m just sick of them dealing out of their house and having their rowdy customers pull up in front of my house all day. I don’t want to fuck their lives up completely, I just want them to stop dealing from their house/in front of mine. ",
"How can I stop my neighbor from dealing drugs in front of my house? My neighbors directly across the street from me in a residential neighborhood deal drugs from their house. They are teenage/college age boys. Their parents know they are dealing and allow them to. I don’t really give a shit about the ethics of them dealing, I’m just sick of them dealing out of their house and having their rowdy customers pull up in front of my house all day. I don’t want to fuck their lives up completely, I just want them to stop dealing from their house/in front of mine. ",
"How can I stop my neighbor from dealing drugs in front of my house? My neighbors directly across the street from me in a residential neighborhood deal drugs from their house. They are teenage/college age boys. Their parents know they are dealing and allow them to. I don’t really give a shit about the ethics of them dealing, I’m just sick of them dealing out of their house and having their rowdy customers pull up in front of my house all day. I don’t want to fuck their lives up completely, I just want them to stop dealing from their house/in front of mine. ",
"How can I stop my neighbor from dealing drugs in front of my house? My neighbors directly across the street from me in a residential neighborhood deal drugs from their house. They are teenage/college age boys. Their parents know they are dealing and allow them to. I don’t really give a shit about the ethics of them dealing, I’m just sick of them dealing out of their house and having their rowdy customers pull up in front of my house all day. I don’t want to fuck their lives up completely, I just want them to stop dealing from their house/in front of mine. ",
"How can I stop my neighbor from dealing drugs in front of my house? My neighbors directly across the street from me in a residential neighborhood deal drugs from their house. They are teenage/college age boys. Their parents know they are dealing and allow them to. I don’t really give a shit about the ethics of them dealing, I’m just sick of them dealing out of their house and having their rowdy customers pull up in front of my house all day. I don’t want to fuck their lives up completely, I just want them to stop dealing from their house/in front of mine. ",
"How can I stop my neighbor from dealing drugs in front of my house? My neighbors directly across the street from me in a residential neighborhood deal drugs from their house. They are teenage/college age boys. Their parents know they are dealing and allow them to. I don’t really give a shit about the ethics of them dealing, I’m just sick of them dealing out of their house and having their rowdy customers pull up in front of my house all day. I don’t want to fuck their lives up completely, I just want them to stop dealing from their house/in front of mine. "
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"Start under cutting them. Sell drugs for slightly cheaper and aggressively try and poach their customers when they pull in front of your house. \n\nThat should get them to want to meet up elsewhere. ",
"Print \"Neighborhood watch warning\" posters and hang them on every light pole and billboard in the neighbourhood. \"Please ensure your children stay away from the address 234A as there has been observed dealing and consumption of narcotics in and around this address\".\n\nThey'll stop. There's bound to be a few cops living in your neighborhood too, so they'll definitely stop.\n\nNever let on that it was you who posted the posters, they'll probably be pissed. The posters shouldn't get them in trouble with the police, but they can't keep dealing with rumors like that floating about. ",
"Buy a broken down van, paint it all black with dark windows and park it right outside their house. Occasionally dress up in an all black suits, sunglasses and ear pieces with your buddies. I think you know where this is going.",
"I had this situation happen to me, except I was more pissed that the idiots kept taking up valuable parking spaces. Called the cops and of course they didn’t care about the parking, but did care enough to have an undercover cop buy drugs from the neighbor and raid their place two weeks later. ",
"Get an old panel van and paint it with a logo for a flower delivery company or plumber. Park it about three houses down. ",
"every time someone shows up for drugs, set off fireworks...it will be your own little bat signal to law enforcement",
"I mean if they aren’t like crazy I would just strait up ask them if they can stop. Tell them it’s not cause you think it unethical but bc of the people who come. Tell them you don’t want to tell the cops but you would really like it to stop. ",
"tell them the police have approached you with questions and the area is getting hot they should take it elsewhere ",
"Tell them if they don't share the proceeds with you, you'll turn them in to the cops",
"1. Keep your property well lit at all times. \n2. Set up cheap internet cameras and make sure they see you install them. ",
"Drug dealers hate cops. \n\nJust knock one day and say: “ Yo, the cops showed up at my door asking about you, ofc I played dumb but they seem interested... I thought you would rather know bruh.”\n\nThey’ll be out in less than 3 days.\n\nBest wishes ",
"Record them doing it, get a cheap thumbdrive, blackmail them to never come back and in the deal of never coming back, give them the \"evidence\" on the thumbdrive. Here is the plot twist:put an empty folder in it called \"Get baited boi\". For extra spice, add a text file with the google earth coordinates of their house. Then add a password protected file with another text file inside of it. Make sure that the text file is over 50 megabytes to make the size look legit. It doesnt matter whats inside. It will make them go insane trying to figure out what it is."
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"Creative excuses for three days off from work to go to my friends bachelor party ",
"Creative excuses for three days off from work to go to my friends bachelor party "
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"Be honest with every single detail except this: The best man just got told he may have cancer and he needs you to be there for him. And if you don't think that will work, find someone from the area of your hometown with the same last name (or same last name as your mom's maiden name) who just passed away and claim it as a relative who you need to grieve.",
"My Mom is Dr. Kevorkian's newest patient. He's got her scheduled to pass away on the 3rd, but I'm going to need till the 7th to get her shit in order.......",
"food poisoning :) Works like a charm - as long as you don't have any coworkers on your social media."
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"how do I make my neighbors 2 chihuahuas next door shut up for once? I don’t want to kill them but they’re REALLY annoying and have been barking 24/7 for the past 9 years they’ve had them and they’re getting on my nerves now. I just want them to shut up for a while without hurting them ",
"how do I make my neighbors 2 chihuahuas next door shut up for once? I don’t want to kill them but they’re REALLY annoying and have been barking 24/7 for the past 9 years they’ve had them and they’re getting on my nerves now. I just want them to shut up for a while without hurting them ",
"how do I make my neighbors 2 chihuahuas next door shut up for once? I don’t want to kill them but they’re REALLY annoying and have been barking 24/7 for the past 9 years they’ve had them and they’re getting on my nerves now. I just want them to shut up for a while without hurting them ",
"how do I make my neighbors 2 chihuahuas next door shut up for once? I don’t want to kill them but they’re REALLY annoying and have been barking 24/7 for the past 9 years they’ve had them and they’re getting on my nerves now. I just want them to shut up for a while without hurting them ",
"how do I make my neighbors 2 chihuahuas next door shut up for once? I don’t want to kill them but they’re REALLY annoying and have been barking 24/7 for the past 9 years they’ve had them and they’re getting on my nerves now. I just want them to shut up for a while without hurting them ",
"how do I make my neighbors 2 chihuahuas next door shut up for once? I don’t want to kill them but they’re REALLY annoying and have been barking 24/7 for the past 9 years they’ve had them and they’re getting on my nerves now. I just want them to shut up for a while without hurting them ",
"how do I make my neighbors 2 chihuahuas next door shut up for once? I don’t want to kill them but they’re REALLY annoying and have been barking 24/7 for the past 9 years they’ve had them and they’re getting on my nerves now. I just want them to shut up for a while without hurting them ",
"how do I make my neighbors 2 chihuahuas next door shut up for once? I don’t want to kill them but they’re REALLY annoying and have been barking 24/7 for the past 9 years they’ve had them and they’re getting on my nerves now. I just want them to shut up for a while without hurting them ",
"how do I make my neighbors 2 chihuahuas next door shut up for once? I don’t want to kill them but they’re REALLY annoying and have been barking 24/7 for the past 9 years they’ve had them and they’re getting on my nerves now. I just want them to shut up for a while without hurting them ",
"how do I make my neighbors 2 chihuahuas next door shut up for once? I don’t want to kill them but they’re REALLY annoying and have been barking 24/7 for the past 9 years they’ve had them and they’re getting on my nerves now. I just want them to shut up for a while without hurting them ",
"how do I make my neighbors 2 chihuahuas next door shut up for once? I don’t want to kill them but they’re REALLY annoying and have been barking 24/7 for the past 9 years they’ve had them and they’re getting on my nerves now. I just want them to shut up for a while without hurting them ",
"how do I make my neighbors 2 chihuahuas next door shut up for once? I don’t want to kill them but they’re REALLY annoying and have been barking 24/7 for the past 9 years they’ve had them and they’re getting on my nerves now. I just want them to shut up for a while without hurting them ",
"how do I make my neighbors 2 chihuahuas next door shut up for once? I don’t want to kill them but they’re REALLY annoying and have been barking 24/7 for the past 9 years they’ve had them and they’re getting on my nerves now. I just want them to shut up for a while without hurting them ",
"how do I make my neighbors 2 chihuahuas next door shut up for once? I don’t want to kill them but they’re REALLY annoying and have been barking 24/7 for the past 9 years they’ve had them and they’re getting on my nerves now. I just want them to shut up for a while without hurting them ",
"how do I make my neighbors 2 chihuahuas next door shut up for once? I don’t want to kill them but they’re REALLY annoying and have been barking 24/7 for the past 9 years they’ve had them and they’re getting on my nerves now. I just want them to shut up for a while without hurting them "
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"This is what I actually did in this situation. I bought an anti-barking device that uses ultrasonic noise as a deterrent. Installed it on the neighbors side of the fence.\n\nCan be bought online for less than $40. Can be installed in many places: porch posts, trees, fences, etc.\n\n6 Chihuahuas next door to me. So annoying!",
"Wait a sec... \\*9\\* years, and it's only NOW that you're complaining about it? WTF? Also, you've set precedent by not doing anything for so long.",
"Depending on where you are, report it to your local council as breaching noise pollution standards. It may need to take multiple complaints, so you could put some in on other neighbours’ behalf’s.\nThey might start with letters that slowly get stronger language, eventually might take the dogs from them. At which point they’re in the pound and on death row - cause who’d want a couple of old happy chihuahuas.\n\nAnother pro-life tip: be super nice to customer service people at the council or anywhere else and they’ll usually bend over backwards to help. Sob stories can help “my fave auntie/best friend has cancer and I’m trying to help them but these things are yapping 24/7”- kinda thing. But don’t lay it on thick, let them draw their own conclusions, it’s more convincing. Only do that if you really need to, usually just being nice is enough. \n\nIf you want to get even less ethical, let the dogs out and let them go to the pound anyway. Increases chances of them being hit by a car though...",
"So I know this is ethical, but did you ever ask your neighbor if he would help? You could put the anti barking device in the house with his permission and be way more effective. No downside to him",
"Pretty simple let’s use our head here take a couple recordings call animal control. Make three well documented reports at separate incidences and it’ll be taken care of. Just takes a little more of your time.",
"Call animal control repeatedly.\nThey are not allowed to bark after a certain time of day for disturbing the peace.",
"Seems like you're shooting down a lot of suggestions.\n\nJust call your equivalent of the local council, or police. I know you don't want to, but it comes down to the choice between getting what you want, or having people you don't care about mad at you.",
"Get hot dogs and fill inject diarrhea medicine into them. Throw on neighbors yard in pieces or place on the owners “walk the dog” route. Dogs will eat them and go back In the house and shit all over. This screws the neighbors over and maybe makes them get rid of the dogs.",
"Get a super Soaker fill it with mostly water and a mix of isopropyl alcohol, and any really strong smelling scents like Clove, Citrus, Lemongrass, Peppermint and Lavender. Everytime the Dogs go into the Backyard Squirt the fuck out of them with the Super Soaker. Aversion therapy.",
"All the tips here suck. Let me help you.\n=====\nIf you can feed them.treats somehow, like throw it over the fence...\n\nFirst do it with just treats to see what they like and if eat it immediately. No one can know. \n\nSince these rats are small, give only 5mg of adderall to each treat. They will go ape shit for 2-3 hours. It won't kill them. Dogs have different metabolism, but it will definitely affect them.\n\nIf you want to make them sleepy, get your hands on Tramadol. It will make them lazy, but not a good long term solution.\n\n====\n\nBuy speakers or studio monitors that can produce very high frequencies not possible to hear by humans. Something over 25 kHz should do the job. Play during the night so they drive the owner crazy. Then the dogs will be punished and after two or three weeks they will associate the high pitch noise with punishment and eventually they will shut the fuck up when you will play that high pitch noise.\n\n\n======\n\nCut out some letters from magazines and newspapers and send by mail a threat letter to the owner of the dogs. Don't mention the dogs just something to like \"I know what you did and you will pay with your blood\" . Just motivate that fucker to move out.\n\n=======\n\nOrder some drugs from dark web to the address of your neighbor. Make it look like operation of a drug dealer. Maybe order some guns too but that would be very expensive. The drugs should do. Most likely you will ruin his life.",
"9 years and you are still dealing with it? Move or kill the little rats. Jesus christ, stop being a pussy.",
"Need more informatíon. Are the dogs outside when they are barking? Can you hear them all the time? How many dogs are there?",
"Just use a hose and spray them with water when they bark, not a little spray, like a downpour. \nIt may take a couple of days, but they should catch on.",
" [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devocalization](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devocalization)",
"Wtf would you go on this subreddit for? If your literally looking for something unethical than your a ~~cunt~~ unkind person"
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"my neighbor leaves their dog outside tied to a pole. Dog barks all the time and they're right next to my bedroom window and my dog's crate. It's been a pain in the ass. How can I make the owner suffer? ",
"my neighbor leaves their dog outside tied to a pole. Dog barks all the time and they're right next to my bedroom window and my dog's crate. It's been a pain in the ass. How can I make the owner suffer? ",
"my neighbor leaves their dog outside tied to a pole. Dog barks all the time and they're right next to my bedroom window and my dog's crate. It's been a pain in the ass. How can I make the owner suffer? ",
"my neighbor leaves their dog outside tied to a pole. Dog barks all the time and they're right next to my bedroom window and my dog's crate. It's been a pain in the ass. How can I make the owner suffer? ",
"my neighbor leaves their dog outside tied to a pole. Dog barks all the time and they're right next to my bedroom window and my dog's crate. It's been a pain in the ass. How can I make the owner suffer? ",
"my neighbor leaves their dog outside tied to a pole. Dog barks all the time and they're right next to my bedroom window and my dog's crate. It's been a pain in the ass. How can I make the owner suffer? "
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"Donate the dog. Untie it, take it to a shelter far away, no-kill if you're a total bro.",
"Give the Dog some toys to play with when they are out there. Feed the dog treats. Slowly begin to build trust. \nPut out water. Plenty of stuffed animals to keep the dog occupied. Set up a TV and play cartoons for the dog to watch. \nOver time, evolve the cartoons into higher level shows. Bubble guppies to Avarar the last Airbender, to Friends, to NCIS, to Game of Thrones, to Breaking Bad and eventually just BBC and OG history chanel documentaries. \nThe treats will slowly devolve from Peanut Butter and kibble to purely Alphabet Soup. I cannot stress this enough, feed the dog exclusively alphabet soup for a minimum of 4 months. \nAs the dog become more refined and educated, the lower-class, unruly behavior of Barking consistently will begin to become more and more infrequent. \nEventually, remove the TV set. Tell the Dog, let us call him Chekhov, that the set was damaged and his owner was the one who did it. Explain to the dog how unfair you feel this is, and how it is not right this ‘Owner’ has the ability to control him so. \nNext, offer to give Chekhov some books while you wait for the new TV to arrive. Start with simple stories, as he has never read a book before, but as with the shows, slowly advance. The Very Hungry Caterpillar to Magic Tree House to Alex Rider to Percy Jackson to Animal Farm and Catcher in the Rye. Then, the dog will be so satisfied with the books, he will likely forget about the television. \nHere is where the manipulation truely begins. Begin to give the Dog more philosophical texts, starting simple with Atlas Shrugged or Plato’s Apology. Then, more on to more difficult to unpack texts such as Mein Kampf and The Communist Manifesto. I cannot stress this enough - Go on vacation for 2 weeks and only leave the dog the ability to read The Communist Manifesto. \nAfter this period, begin to explain to the Dog some more Neo - Libritarisn views. Perhaps, show the Dog a copy of the constitution and explain to him how it now applies to Men and Woman, All Races, but not Dogs. \nMaybe one day you get to talking about the second amendment. Maybe one day you explain you have an extra gun and with the dog tied up outside so frequently, it is good for the Dog to have a gun strictly for self defense. Give Chekhov a Gun. \nThen, by pure accident, the next time you are weedwacking, cut the rope holding Chekhov down. Perhaps on a night after the owner has been particularly rude to Chekhov or left him outside in the cold overnight. \nI have a feeling he will take the opportunity come up with a way to ‘Make the Owner Suffer’. \nThings are currently moving ‘Slowly’, and this plan is decidedly only slightly faster. With a strict training regiment, and ample Alphabet soup, I suspect this dog can be radicalized within a mere 8-12 months. \nBest of luck. \n \nSource(s): \nMartha Speaks (1995)",
"Curious how this plays out. I lived in a similar situation for a few years. Same deal in speaking with the owners, police and animal control. The dog was still barking as our moving truck pulled away.",
"Stand outside and just start yelling **BARK BARK BARK** as loud and for as long as you can. Then wait a little bit and knock on their door and do the same thing, right in their face. \n\nRinse and repeat slas needed.\n\nI've also set up a speaker that barks as loud and long as I want.\n\nGet a bright spotlight and direct it at their windows.\n\nTurn your BBQ on and start loudly talking about how good annoying dogs taste well done.\n\nThrow wild flower seeds all over their yard and water when you can.\n\nKeep harassing the owners until they get mad and punch them in the face as self defense.",
"Look for an automatic dog whistle siren, and make sure the settings are not so sensitive that it goes off all the time. The dog will be used to it if just sits there blaring in its ears. \n\nAn automaticdog whistle can be very effective, if its set up correctly. If you want to get more aggressive, give the dog owner a bark collar and then have a lawyer write up a stern letter threatening a lawsuit.",
"You can buy an ultrasonic thing that zaps the dog with ultrasound when he barks."
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"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? ",
"if I live in a weed legal state what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen? "
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"My mother vapes CBD and they can't differentiate that from THC so she was worried when she retired and started traveling. First she visited my aunt in Wisconsin and then traveled all over Europe. I put her vape stuff, her makeup, and toiletries together in ziplock bags in her luggage. No one knew.\n\nAnd when she went to Wisconsin she visited my aunt dying from Cancer and we live in a legal state so I sent a bunch of edibles and FECO with her in her luggage. My aunt was dying from stage 4 cancer. She was basically a skeleton when my mom was there. The FECO and thc infused sugar gave her one of her last full of life days before she finally passed. She was awake, aware, hungry, holding her grandchild (as I'm writing this the memories are making me cry as this happened right before Covid started).\n\nMy cousin called me crying saying his mom was his mom that day and he was thankful he got to see her that one final time. (Sorry for my emotional post. I miss my aunt!)\n\nMake it look like your toothbrush, shaving stuff, toiletries, etc. \n\nGood luck.",
"If you are keaving a state where its legal, no one cares. When you land, no one is Checking your bags. As long as you aren't carrying massive quantities you will be fine",
"Carry on. Act like nothing is there. I fly multiple times a month, never had an issue. I bring containers of wax no issue",
"Idk about the smuggling onto the plane part but if you manage that take this general advice, tip it upside down and make sure the contents settle before you take off.\n\nThe air pressure changes a lot in the cabin throughout flight, most vape carts rely on gravity and air pressure to make the oil flow through the coil.\n\nThat little air bubble inside the cart might expand in-flight and make the cart leak, if you keep it upside down or at least sideways so that the air bubble is next to the hole on the inside of the cart that leads to the heating coil you can avoid this.",
">what’s the best way to fly with a vape pen?\n\nAttach high powered rockets and a seat. Or just do it Harry Potter style if you are a wizard.",
"You can just bring it in your carryon/backpack. TSA can't tell the difference between nicotine/cbd/thc vapes. Plus, they are looking for explosives or major drug trafficking, not single use personal items",
"Just bring an unopened cartridge in your carry on and buy a battery when you get to your destination.",
"I just bring it in my carry on🤷♂️ they didn’t seem to care in Tennessee",
"You can carry all kinds of drugs in your carry on without any problems. TSA is looking for explosives. Those dogs you see in line are bomb dogs. They don’t care about your quarter ounce of weed or 8 ball of coke. Just stick it in your toiletry bag. I’m type 1 diabetic and always fly with lots of needles (and drugs) and have never been asked any questions.",
"Just throw it in your carry on. TSA is adamant (or at least they were) about not looking for drugs. If they find it, they turn it over to the police, which with your state being legal, means they don’t do anything.",
"This isn’t unethical. The laws to try to prevent you from doing this are.",
"Just separate it and put it in a cosmetic bag. Just flew a few months ago with mine!\n\n",
"I’ve travelled many times with weed - flower, vape, and concentrates. The bottom line is that airports (and the USPS) just aren’t screening for this stuff anymore. If you start vaping in a restricted area though, you will get in trouble. Just pack anything that might leak in separate baggies and pack it with your toiletries in your checked bag. I’ve been doing this since 2016, going between Florida and Michigan regularly, DC once, KY twice, and have never had a problem.",
"I literally fly with mine in my purse, fully operational. Fuck, I will go hit it in the airport bathrooms. TSA does not give a shit about your weed pen, and you’ll be fine.",
"They can't tell the difference between that and a nicotine vape, I walk through security with it, since it's a liquid it should be in a baggie with liquids but I often forget to do that even and never had a problem.\n\nTSA does not control for illegal drugs only weapons and dangerous items. You'll be fine",
"I normally split it up, I put my pen battery in my carry on, I’m pretty sure it’s a rule for most airlines. And then I just throw my actual pen top anywhere in my checked luggage.\n\nBut you can probably put both in your carry on, I don’t think they really care since it dosent smell and is such a small amount of liquid. Also they suck at finding stuff anyway",
"I flew to FL last summer and just put it in my luggage. Zip it into a toiletries bag and you're good to go.",
"Just put it in your bag, get on the plane and go. TSA has bigger things to worry about. \n\nIf they ever found it. Shrug your shoulders and say you forgot it was in there. \n\nI travel with mine everywhere I go. Never an issue.",
"pack it in a backpack, lose, at the bottom of the bag. make sure it's not a brand new one, make it one you've used before. Check your state's laws on what qualifies as a \"legal\" amount to carry and make sure you have less than that.\n\nThen just go for it. Worst case scenario they X ray the bag and find the pen and you say \"holy shit I can't believe I forgot that was in there\" and then they throw it in the trash.",
"You put it in your carry on and fly. No drama, no fuss. The TSA ain't the DEA.",
"You can do this two ways:\n\n1) Bring the whole thing with you on your pocket, go through detectors as normal. They can't distinguish between vape pen and e-cig. Just act non-chalant. \n\n2) Put the vape part in your toiletries bag, and keep the vape battery in your carry-on.\n\nFrom experience, I once put the battery in my checked bag and when I got back to baggage claim my bag had yellow tape all over it and they ripped it apart and found the battery, probably thinking it was some sort of detonator.\n\nI've brought pens on both national and international flights. TBH, option 1 works the best because you can hit that bitch in the plane bathroom, and while waiting around for your flight.",
"They are not looking for small amounts of any drug. They are looking for bricks of drugs and bombs. I take a pipe and bag of weed with me on every flight I’ve ever taken. The only thing I do is clean the pipe and make sure the bag is sealed up. Never have had an issue.",
"The TSA checks for terrorist activities not drugs it says so on their website. If they find anything illegal they seize it and give it to local cops. Typically the TSA don’t even turn weed over even though they’re supposed to. \nWhen I fly I carryon the battery and check the vape cart. If it’s all I’m one just carryon the whole thing it’ll be fine.",
"Send it by mail. Do not put sender address on. I worse case scenario pretend somebody pranked you.",
"Place it in your checked luggage and declare it to them. Just tell them its a normal vape they wont know its a weed vape. Not unethical, but a good solution. You can bring anything in checked luggage\\*- guns, knives, etc.\n\n​\n\n​\n\n\\*except bombs",
"No one cares at all. The TSA doesn’t care. They’ve posted about how they don’t care. \n\nPut it in your carryon.",
"Maybe bring it empty and then put the liquid into a cosmetics container of some sort and put it with your other liquids? Just incase? But also my boyfriend has flown with his regular vape in his carry-on and nobody seemed to care",
"Literally no one cares. It doesn’t matter what state you are flying in and out of. I travel a lot and take my pen with me, even internationally. I’ve never once had an issue. Even got searched once going through security and the pen was overlooked. Security doesn’t have time or resources to test every pen coming through, nor do they really give a fuck. My two sense",
"Literally flew with a grinder full of weed, edibles, and some vape pens. The grinder I totally forgot about. But the edibles were in a mints container since they were small mints that were about 25mg a dose. And the carts were “tobacco”",
"Just bring it and in your carry on or even your pocket. They don’t care and theres no way to prove its weed on the spot.",
"I've heard many say no one cares. Heard no one say they do. Except tsa but they say a lot.",
"I was a limo driver for 5 years before coronavirus. I would talk to the airport police occasionally. They said the dogs are only trained for bomb sniffing not drugs. They don't care if you have weed on you. Now granted don't bring pounds of it with you, but I was told that pretty much anything under a zip isn't gonna get you in trouble. Now that being said, I wouldn't try it with anything else other than weed, but I've went through tsa with weed hidden in the center of lint brush roller, and no one said anything. Just don't be fucked up smelling like a lit joint going th tsa, and you'll be fine. If you are still in doubt, you can always bring edibles with you. Don't open the package and just put then in your carry-on or on you. It really doesn't matter. Tsa aren't going to examine your bag of edibles. Everyone in security at the airport are looking for bombs or anything that can bring down a plane. You'll be alright as long as you act normal.",
"I live in an illegal state, and I know a few people who have brought thc wax pens onto the plane on their carry on just fine. They make them for CBD, and Delta 8, both of which are legal, with no “real” way to tell the difference between them, so I think they just ignore all the hassle.",
"I live in WA state and this is what I do whenever I go visit my family in GA, I vacuum seal it all and put it in my check luggage. Spent 100 bucks on a food saver vacuum sealer to get my goodies to GA when I visit and I regularly take a couple ounces of weed, a bunch of prerolls and a few grams of dabs. Great investment never been a problem yet.",
"I have never had an issue bringing it with me in my bag. Normally I separate the battery from the cart and just throw them in my purse. They’ve even found my carts and totally didn’t even pick them up or show any signs of caring at all. They don’t care about weed, they are looking for explosives. Just make sure you DO NOT put the battery in your checked bag or a gate checked bag because the pressure could cause it to explode. Keep it with you in the cabin.",
"For anyone who wears makeup, put it in your makeup bag along with similarly shaped items like makeup brushes, eyeliners, etc.\n\nOr you could put it in a pencil case or toiletries bag.\n\nAnd I'm pretty sure TSA can't be bothered to actually check if it's a weed pen or a regular vape pen.",
"FYI, they are looking for explosives and weapons...so just use some common sense, put it in a sellable back and in the luggage. Yall ain't pushing kilos here people. I've even ghosted vape hits on the plane before..I know, I was young and careless but the point is, they don't give a fuck.\n*Speaking as someone who has taken a lot of cannabis on multiple flights.*",
"Chances are, they’ll just think it’s a vape if they even see it. If you’re paranoid, just put it in your checked luggage",
"Battery goes in carry-on. It's just a battery, assuming it's not some ridiculous size that makes it a hazard, on its own there's no risk even if the TSA guy who sees it on the Xray recognizes it for what it is. \n\nCart goes in checked baggage, place near similar shaped objects (hygiene stuff, makeup, and pencil cases are good places that come to mind) to hide in plain sight.",
"Along with these other ideas adding a decoy might help. When I was leaving LA my luggage got flagged because I had souvenirs wrapped in tissue paper. After they looked at the souvenirs that were sitting towards the top of my bag they sent me on my way.",
"<Rick Burps>\nWhen we get to customs, I'm gonna need you to take those Vapes into the bathroom and I'm gonna need you to put 'em wayyyyy up inside your butthole.\n\nPut 'em wayyyy up inside there, as far as they can go.\n\nWell, someone's gotta do it, OP. These Vapes aren't gonna get through customs unless they are in someone's rectum, OP.",
"Went to hawaii. Had to have my vape pen. Put it in my checked bag. Battery in my pocket. No problems.",
"I'm currently at the airport on my way to another country. \n\nI brought 3 batteries and 6 carts. My secret is to just do it. Just throw it in there. My bag had edibles, bud, vape pens, and mushroom chocolates in it. The bag got pulled because I had forgotten to take my Kindle out. Just play it cool and you can get away with just about anything, as long as it's small. \n\nBasically I wouldn't bring more than a quarter of flower and a hand full of pens. But it's easy af."
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"How to ruin a Senior Press Manager's day/week/month/life anonymously (over the internet) ",
"How to ruin a Senior Press Manager's day/week/month/life anonymously (over the internet) ",
"How to ruin a Senior Press Manager's day/week/month/life anonymously (over the internet) ",
"How to ruin a Senior Press Manager's day/week/month/life anonymously (over the internet) ",
"How to ruin a Senior Press Manager's day/week/month/life anonymously (over the internet) ",
"How to ruin a Senior Press Manager's day/week/month/life anonymously (over the internet) ",
"How to ruin a Senior Press Manager's day/week/month/life anonymously (over the internet) ",
"How to ruin a Senior Press Manager's day/week/month/life anonymously (over the internet) "
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"Sign them up for university of Phoenix and other large private colleges.\n\nSign them up for church of scientology.\n\nMake fake account and ask to be friends then share pictures of dicks on his social site.\n\nSend glitter bomb. You can send dog poop to his office",
"Keep signing him up to wrestling fetish sites with the work address and phone number, eventually it will become an issue.",
"You can’t just drop a teaser like that and not spill the details. So what’s the fetish?",
"Just imagine you are him. What would you hate happen to you? Do that to your friend. Stay legal if possible",
"you're telling me you have everything you need to socially engineer his password for his twitter account so you can like, share, and retweet his fetish material and you haven't already meticulously planned out how and when to strike?",
"Live and let live. Are you gonna do this to every person you don't agree with? What constitutes a \"horrible\" opinion? My life pro tip isn't unethical, but it could be useful: grow the fuck up and live your life.",
"You could email his work using a proton email with evidence of the opinions.",
"You seem pretty set on exposing his fetish. I don't see this having a huge impact unless he's one of those people who is ultra hetero/masculine and has a reputation for being homophobic and works in an industry thats also homophobic. If this is the case or you just want to embarrass him at work, get some very gay items delivered to him at work without being packaged/wrapped. You can probably use a VPN and crypto or a visa gift card to have it delivered anonymously"
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"How do I subtlety fuck with a terrible person I’m forced to live with for the next year? ",
"How do I subtlety fuck with a terrible person I’m forced to live with for the next year? ",
"How do I subtlety fuck with a terrible person I’m forced to live with for the next year? ",
"How do I subtlety fuck with a terrible person I’m forced to live with for the next year? ",
"How do I subtlety fuck with a terrible person I’m forced to live with for the next year? ",
"How do I subtlety fuck with a terrible person I’m forced to live with for the next year? ",
"How do I subtlety fuck with a terrible person I’m forced to live with for the next year? "
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"If you have the router info, limit their broadband. Nothing like an internet connection that works but is extremely slow.",
"Move/hide random insignificant things that they use daily. Do this once a week or two. If they ask if you took it deny it outright and ask why you would want their shit.\n\nAlso if you live with others you can prepare drinks/food for you and the others but exclude the person you don't like.\n\nIf you're comfortable enough, hand around the house in your underwear, be gross, fart, burp, make living with you as uncomfortable as possible via passive aggressive behavior.",
"Catfish them for sure. Hide /misplace their important bills so that they miss payments and get bad cr",
"Listen to the same song every time you do a certain task for as long as you can stand it. You’ll know it’s hilarious, they will go insane. Might I suggest Sandstorm by Darude? The most annoying song ever. 10 hour loops are even better.",
"Learn which way they like their toilet paper positioned and switch it. Also put a rubber band or hair tie around the little sprayer thing and point it towards them so it hits them when they turn the sink on. If you have one of those.",
"If they drink coffee, get the same brand in decaf and slowly mix in more decaf with the original grounds over time until the container is mostly decaf. Then when they eventually run out and purchase a new container, that first brew is going to light them up in the morning.",
"If they have a car, let some air out of their tires. Don’t give them flat tires, just make them a bit low. This will make them wear out prematurely and they would need to buy new tires."
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"Faking sick I don't want to take my chemistry test tomorrow and I need some tips for telling my mom I can't go.",
"Faking sick I don't want to take my chemistry test tomorrow and I need some tips for telling my mom I can't go."
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"Go to school, 10 minutes before the class starts complain of a migraine, go to the nurse for as long as you want/need.\n \nSymptoms include inability to concentrate, \"throbbing\"/pulsing headache, sensitivity to light, and that should do it. Most of the time they let me go into one of the rooms with a bed and lights off and won't check on you, for fear of making it worse.",
"Pick up some syrup of ipecac from the drug store and drink a small amount before (or during!) class. It induces vomiting.\n\nYou get bonus points for filling a graduated cylinder."
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"How do you put fake information on Wikipedia without it being caught? Any tips, especially if someone has been successful at this in the past.",
"How do you put fake information on Wikipedia without it being caught? Any tips, especially if someone has been successful at this in the past.",
"How do you put fake information on Wikipedia without it being caught? Any tips, especially if someone has been successful at this in the past."
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"I don't know how we got away with this but when I was in my computing class the teacher wouldn't let us talk to each other so we used the schools Wikipedia page to talk to each other, like a message board. Wee took it all down at the end of class and would start it up again in the next period ",
"I've never done it but have read things about people that do this, so i'm in no way a reliable source but i think the way people so this is to already have an established Wikipedia account with multiple valid entries and subtly change articles to what you want overtime. So if you were to do this it takes a lot of effort beforehand so it probably isn't worth your time.",
"I remember doing that in 3rd grade and banning my school pcs from "
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"Getting reimbursement for office supplies and then returning items after receiving “reimbursement” ",
"Getting reimbursement for office supplies and then returning items after receiving “reimbursement” ",
"Getting reimbursement for office supplies and then returning items after receiving “reimbursement” ",
"Getting reimbursement for office supplies and then returning items after receiving “reimbursement” ",
"Getting reimbursement for office supplies and then returning items after receiving “reimbursement” ",
"Getting reimbursement for office supplies and then returning items after receiving “reimbursement” "
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"If it does get flagged say you don't like that one or it had a manufacturing fault and say you're going to pick another one",
"Invest in consumables so you can reasonably say you no longer possess the items if they ask you to account for them.",
"The only thing I can think of is will they ask for the equipment back when/if you leave the company? I know some places do if they have paid for them",
"I’ve never heard of a company following up to check in that you still have the items they reimbursed you for. It’s a totally fine thing to do.",
"I don't see anything that claims to validate receipts with a store after the fact. https://www.sutisoft.com/sutiexpense/",
"If they realize in a video call that you are not using the new chair, tell them you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and the chair and desk got \"contaminated\" during a very long meeting, so you had to throw them out. They might even offer to buy you a new one again!\n\nAnd should you be at a company for 3-4 years, it'd be reasonable to ask for a new chair as chairs do wear out. They may or may not approve, but it would not be strange to ask."
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"Where can I find the pdf scans of Card’s Against Humanity Nasty Bundle? ",
"Where can I find the pdf scans of Card’s Against Humanity Nasty Bundle? "
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"For those who asked, here is the link of the original and pax ones : \n\nhttp://mdsc.info/dropbox/cah/",
"I thought they posted the PDFs on their own website?\n\nhttps://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/#downloads"
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"How can I break an oven without obvious signs it was done purposely so that it is easier to replace than repair? ",
"How can I break an oven without obvious signs it was done purposely so that it is easier to replace than repair? ",
"How can I break an oven without obvious signs it was done purposely so that it is easier to replace than repair? ",
"How can I break an oven without obvious signs it was done purposely so that it is easier to replace than repair? ",
"How can I break an oven without obvious signs it was done purposely so that it is easier to replace than repair? ",
"How can I break an oven without obvious signs it was done purposely so that it is easier to replace than repair? ",
"How can I break an oven without obvious signs it was done purposely so that it is easier to replace than repair? ",
"How can I break an oven without obvious signs it was done purposely so that it is easier to replace than repair? ",
"How can I break an oven without obvious signs it was done purposely so that it is easier to replace than repair? ",
"How can I break an oven without obvious signs it was done purposely so that it is easier to replace than repair? "
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"I used oven cleaner and corroded my thermostat among other bits (my oven was cheap and my landlord replaced it with an identical model)",
"My mom caught her oven on fire by running the cleaning cycle. The door got caught and wasnt quite shut. I do not recommend.",
"Make something thats wrapped in aluminum foil let the aluminum foil touch the element on the top and it will melt the element/catch on fire. My mom did that once when cooking a ham by accident and it was cheaper to replace the oven than repair it",
"Look up the prices of parts for that model on the manufacturers website. Target the most expensive part.",
"Not what you ask for (too dangerous) but you can buy a nice oven thermometer, we have an horrible oven too but it was because it is badly calibrated, with the thermometer we solve that. Also it is possible that the LL change the one you are using for another that's exactly the same.",
"Mine was electric, it shocked me, so to avoid law suits and seeing me freaking out because i have children. The owners replaced immediately",
"if this is a electrical one, find a way to disassemble the place where the electrical wire goes into the oven and slit the wires a little bit, just enough for lemon juice to seep in and place a lemon there, make sure to come up with an alibi for the lemon though. over time either the breaker will constantly trip or if you are lucky the breakers won't trip and the wires corrode. badly.",
"If you live in the U.S. (not sure how it works in other countries) just call your local fire department and tell them it's a fire hazard. The landlord will have to replace it or get a nice fine.",
"Clean it with oven cleaner the foam stuff and accidentally leave it on for to long.\n\nA day or so.",
"Most landlords aren’t going to look into or even pay someone to diagnose it."
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"I have the number of my best friend's verbally abusive coworker. how can I make his life a little more frustrating? ",
"I have the number of my best friend's verbally abusive coworker. how can I make his life a little more frustrating? ",
"I have the number of my best friend's verbally abusive coworker. how can I make his life a little more frustrating? ",
"I have the number of my best friend's verbally abusive coworker. how can I make his life a little more frustrating? ",
"I have the number of my best friend's verbally abusive coworker. how can I make his life a little more frustrating? "
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"Scientologist, Jehovahs witness, mormons, and every political party. Give their phone number to each of those.\n\n\n\nOh also the redcross and tell them they have O+ blood\n\n\n\n\nAlso sign them up for cat facts",
"Whenever you do something like bonking sb's car, leave a note:\n\nSorry \n[Insert the guys number]\n\nThey'll get some unpleasant calls..",
"Download a messenger app where you can send them texts/call them from a random number that you choose when you download the app. I’ve done this to make pranks to my friends but you could theoretically get pretty serious with it (I.e. say this is your mom I got a new number, could fake something pretty badly to this person)",
"Go on FB market place and post a pic of a trampoline. Put it as “free” must pick up. And put their number. Put “text only” so they can’t silence or ignore calls. That sh#t will blow up real quick.",
"get a bunch of blank keys and tags from ebay. proceed to write the number on all of the tags and drop them literally EVERYWHERE\n\n​\n\nprofit."
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"My coworker won't stop listening to youtube videos on full volume in the breakroom. What can I do to stop this without getting fired? Basically this manchild won't stop watching his video game lets play videos at max volume during lunch. Me and my coworkers have complained to management but they said he is not breaking any rules and they are not going to do anything about it. I even offered to buy him some ear buds but he said he has some already but \"likes it better this way\". Any ideas ?",
"My coworker won't stop listening to youtube videos on full volume in the breakroom. What can I do to stop this without getting fired? Basically this manchild won't stop watching his video game lets play videos at max volume during lunch. Me and my coworkers have complained to management but they said he is not breaking any rules and they are not going to do anything about it. I even offered to buy him some ear buds but he said he has some already but \"likes it better this way\". Any ideas ?",
"My coworker won't stop listening to youtube videos on full volume in the breakroom. What can I do to stop this without getting fired? Basically this manchild won't stop watching his video game lets play videos at max volume during lunch. Me and my coworkers have complained to management but they said he is not breaking any rules and they are not going to do anything about it. I even offered to buy him some ear buds but he said he has some already but \"likes it better this way\". Any ideas ?",
"My coworker won't stop listening to youtube videos on full volume in the breakroom. What can I do to stop this without getting fired? Basically this manchild won't stop watching his video game lets play videos at max volume during lunch. Me and my coworkers have complained to management but they said he is not breaking any rules and they are not going to do anything about it. I even offered to buy him some ear buds but he said he has some already but \"likes it better this way\". Any ideas ?",
"My coworker won't stop listening to youtube videos on full volume in the breakroom. What can I do to stop this without getting fired? Basically this manchild won't stop watching his video game lets play videos at max volume during lunch. Me and my coworkers have complained to management but they said he is not breaking any rules and they are not going to do anything about it. I even offered to buy him some ear buds but he said he has some already but \"likes it better this way\". Any ideas ?",
"My coworker won't stop listening to youtube videos on full volume in the breakroom. What can I do to stop this without getting fired? Basically this manchild won't stop watching his video game lets play videos at max volume during lunch. Me and my coworkers have complained to management but they said he is not breaking any rules and they are not going to do anything about it. I even offered to buy him some ear buds but he said he has some already but \"likes it better this way\". Any ideas ?",
"My coworker won't stop listening to youtube videos on full volume in the breakroom. What can I do to stop this without getting fired? Basically this manchild won't stop watching his video game lets play videos at max volume during lunch. Me and my coworkers have complained to management but they said he is not breaking any rules and they are not going to do anything about it. I even offered to buy him some ear buds but he said he has some already but \"likes it better this way\". Any ideas ?",
"My coworker won't stop listening to youtube videos on full volume in the breakroom. What can I do to stop this without getting fired? Basically this manchild won't stop watching his video game lets play videos at max volume during lunch. Me and my coworkers have complained to management but they said he is not breaking any rules and they are not going to do anything about it. I even offered to buy him some ear buds but he said he has some already but \"likes it better this way\". Any ideas ?",
"My coworker won't stop listening to youtube videos on full volume in the breakroom. What can I do to stop this without getting fired? Basically this manchild won't stop watching his video game lets play videos at max volume during lunch. Me and my coworkers have complained to management but they said he is not breaking any rules and they are not going to do anything about it. I even offered to buy him some ear buds but he said he has some already but \"likes it better this way\". Any ideas ?",
"My coworker won't stop listening to youtube videos on full volume in the breakroom. What can I do to stop this without getting fired? Basically this manchild won't stop watching his video game lets play videos at max volume during lunch. Me and my coworkers have complained to management but they said he is not breaking any rules and they are not going to do anything about it. I even offered to buy him some ear buds but he said he has some already but \"likes it better this way\". Any ideas ?",
"My coworker won't stop listening to youtube videos on full volume in the breakroom. What can I do to stop this without getting fired? Basically this manchild won't stop watching his video game lets play videos at max volume during lunch. Me and my coworkers have complained to management but they said he is not breaking any rules and they are not going to do anything about it. I even offered to buy him some ear buds but he said he has some already but \"likes it better this way\". Any ideas ?",
"My coworker won't stop listening to youtube videos on full volume in the breakroom. What can I do to stop this without getting fired? Basically this manchild won't stop watching his video game lets play videos at max volume during lunch. Me and my coworkers have complained to management but they said he is not breaking any rules and they are not going to do anything about it. I even offered to buy him some ear buds but he said he has some already but \"likes it better this way\". Any ideas ?",
"My coworker won't stop listening to youtube videos on full volume in the breakroom. What can I do to stop this without getting fired? Basically this manchild won't stop watching his video game lets play videos at max volume during lunch. Me and my coworkers have complained to management but they said he is not breaking any rules and they are not going to do anything about it. I even offered to buy him some ear buds but he said he has some already but \"likes it better this way\". Any ideas ?"
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"Figure out what video he’s watching, get one to two seconds ahead of him, and also play it on max volume.",
"This is not an unethical response, but one that may work. Group confrontation, get everyone on board, tell him he's being a fucking dick. Like an intervention type thing, pull up chairs and circle him.",
"You gotta fight fire with fire here. \nSo first get a blow torch and torch his phone.... Ok so really just play baby shark at full blast. Either management will ban speaker phone in the break room or they will give up.",
"Management is full of shit. I doubt there are *no* rules regarding noise volume in a break room. They just don’t want to do anything. \n\nPlay something horribly awful at full volume and see how management replies.",
"Well if he's not breaking any rules then you should be able to listen to your videos on full blast too 😉",
"Everyone sit close to him and play your loud noises at him. Nobody is breaking any rules remember. or\n\nGo to a bar, find a big mean looking bastard and pay him $500 to break the guys legs.",
"Get yourself noise cancelling headphones, like the ones road workers use, the play your phone on blast.",
"I understand your pain sir. I had a coworker that did similar with TikTok. bane of my existence",
"Laugh at what he is listening to every time he does it. Get the rest of your co workers in on it. Bullying is always the answer. Don't talk to him about it , just snicker and laugh.",
"Find out what vtuber he watches, watch the next episode, ruin it for him.",
"Ask management what other things aren't against the rules. Bring in a Bluetooth speaker. Bring in a mic. Let the feedback loop begin.",
"Find out what kind of foods give you rotten farts. I think you can figure out the rest.",
"> not breaking any rules\n\nBS. In the United States **most** employees are hired **AT WILL**. This means that except for very specific reasons (like firing someone due to their ethic background, gender, religion, etc.) employees can be be fired for **ANY** reason. \n\nEmployee came in 5 seconds late? Fired.\n\nEmployee is wearing a blue t-shirt? Fired.\n\nEmployee is left-handed? Fired.\n\nYour manager is not doing anything because he/she is just being lazy. Either that or the employee is a \"good ol' boy\" and does whatever job duties are expected of him, the rest of the staff be damned."
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"How to get people to stop bumming stuff? Im at a homeless shelter and I constantly have a guy bumming cigarettes and another being extremely persistent about getting a ride even after I told him no, even almost blocking my car in",
"How to get people to stop bumming stuff? Im at a homeless shelter and I constantly have a guy bumming cigarettes and another being extremely persistent about getting a ride even after I told him no, even almost blocking my car in",
"How to get people to stop bumming stuff? Im at a homeless shelter and I constantly have a guy bumming cigarettes and another being extremely persistent about getting a ride even after I told him no, even almost blocking my car in",
"How to get people to stop bumming stuff? Im at a homeless shelter and I constantly have a guy bumming cigarettes and another being extremely persistent about getting a ride even after I told him no, even almost blocking my car in",
"How to get people to stop bumming stuff? Im at a homeless shelter and I constantly have a guy bumming cigarettes and another being extremely persistent about getting a ride even after I told him no, even almost blocking my car in",
"How to get people to stop bumming stuff? Im at a homeless shelter and I constantly have a guy bumming cigarettes and another being extremely persistent about getting a ride even after I told him no, even almost blocking my car in",
"How to get people to stop bumming stuff? Im at a homeless shelter and I constantly have a guy bumming cigarettes and another being extremely persistent about getting a ride even after I told him no, even almost blocking my car in",
"How to get people to stop bumming stuff? Im at a homeless shelter and I constantly have a guy bumming cigarettes and another being extremely persistent about getting a ride even after I told him no, even almost blocking my car in"
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"Whenever he approaches you, before he can ask you for something, ask him for something instead. I do this when I'm tired of pan handlers. \n\nThey approach, \"excuse me, sir...\", I cut them off \"Oh hey! You don't have a dollar I can borrow do you? I'm trying to get a drink from the store.\"\n\nSimply put, start trying to bum off of him every time you see him. Pretty soon he'll be the one avoiding you. ",
"On job sites when someone asks if I have an extra smoke I tell them nope, this pack only came with 20, and walk away.",
"The best way to stop people creeping on you is to creep them out more. If you need any pointers I recommend The League Of Gentlemen, but generally just be really really creepy until he goes away. For example, try taking each cigarette out of the packet and licking the end before having a short conversation with it about how precious and special it is and putting it back, while making unblinking eye contact and mouth breathing. Get him to choose his cigarette from the packet, and get visibly excited when he chooses. Try and drool a bit, maybe make some odd breathing noises and whisper things like \"yes, that's it, you like that don't you?\". Make like watching him smoke it is like some sort of porn to you. Every time you see him offer him your special cigarette. Follow him around a bit if he says no. Rub the box on your crotch before you offer him one.\n\nAlso next time he bums a lift off you, try and creep him out enough that he's just dying to get out of the car. Make him listen to your 'favorite song' and make up stories about how it relates to your childhood. Show him your used tissue collection and tell him which ones he inspired the soiling of. Maniacally laugh for no reason, then start shouting at an imaginary person. Pretend you're taking a shortcut while going through abandoned industrial districts. Talk about your favorite horror movies and reassure him that he's perfectly safe, then make some jokes about cutting up bodies. \n\nIf you don't want to get a rep as a weirdo, only pull this act out when you're alone. If no one else sees you being this creepy they won't believe him. This is basically gaslighting, so please only use it for self protection.",
"Literally just take something that works for fake blood and cough some “blood” on your arm where he can see it ",
"Tell him you wipe you butt with your left hand (make up some excuse about how its your culture) and than offer him a fag with your left hand...im sure he won't want one after that.",
"Walk up to him and look super sick and then cough for added effect, and tell him you have a very contagious disease that kills the brain after a few weeks (or some bullshit) and then say” you’re pretty good at asking for things, so you think you could keep me in ur prayers or spread the word ?” ",
"Tell him \"I'll give you one for $2\" and when he says that that is too expensive just shrug, now he will associate asking you for cigs with wasting money and you don't have to do that weird shit people are replying",
"Tell the person you only give handouts for favors, and when they ask what the favor is say that it's to stop asking you for stuff. Then, every once in a while, give them a smoke or something out of nowhere and say thanks for not asking. They won't bug you anymore on the slim chance you might give em something anyways. "
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"I had a situation somewhat like this recently.\n\nMy job is kinda difficult to explain, but let’s just say it involves some high level responsibilities to the city I work in. \n\nThere was a situation where someone I have a professional relationship with, let’s call him, B, was constantly avoiding telling me the location of something rather serious he had ‘misplaced’ during the course of his own ‘work’. Like I said, hard to explain without giving away sensitive info.\n\nAnyhow, so I chose a reasonably public place (outside a public building in town), and confronted him about it. Full disclosure: some months earlier we had come to blows over a related issue. NGL, he pretty much handed me my ass, and I actually spent a long time in physical therapy as a result. But that’s a whole other deal.\n\nAnyway, when B saw me coming to confront him this time round about this particular ‘trigger’ device’s location (not important what the ‘trigger’ is - just a technical thingo at my job), I knew there was no way in the world he was going to tell me where it was, even though the health and safety of the city was very likely to be effected. What he didn’t expect was that rather than wasting time trying to talk through the whys and wherefores of it, I just started absolutely laying into B. This guy is much bigger than me, a trained MMA fighter, and like I said, he did hurt me pretty bad last time we punched on, but this time he went down like a sack of shit. I kept whaling on him, just screaming ‘where’s the trigger!?’ Over and over again and he slumped over kinda semi conscious. I was pretty riled up! This chick he was with came and had to break it up.\n\nLong story short, I know violence isn’t always the answer, but you better believe I found that fucking trigger!",
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"How to damage Best Buy laptop to have it replaced using Geek Squad protection. ",
"How to damage Best Buy laptop to have it replaced using Geek Squad protection. ",
"How to damage Best Buy laptop to have it replaced using Geek Squad protection. "
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"Buy small fishtank\nPut laptop on table next to fishtank\nTip fishtank over, take pics, blame cat\nWin",
"Can you not just spill something on it while powered on and let it sit until it fails?",
"Bust the screen. A lot of parts they will just replace just the one part but screens are usually expensive and difficult enough that they will replace the whole thing. Just drop something heavy/sharp edges on it and say it fell."
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"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
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"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
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"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
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"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
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"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
"what's a weapon that I can carry around that by law is not considered a weapon? ",
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"The absolute best self defence you can get is running the fuck away. So maybe nice running shoes.\n\nFor the unethical part: make sure to always walk with a slower friend.",
"A very strong flashlight, everything above 300 lumens. The more the better.\nI recommend OLight, they can't fight you if they can't see you.\n\nI always carry a OLight Warrior mini with me, and I tested with a friend, point 1300 lumens at his face and he couldn't see me over 10 meters.",
"Pepper sprays may be illegal too where you are (they are in the UK). \n\nI personally just carry a bomb of deodorant. I think one of these insect repellant spray may do the trick as well.",
"Quote I remember from a Hells Angels documentary. *\"Ain't no law against carrying a ball peen hammer.\"*",
"Don't listen to people suggest close range weapons.\n\nLet's face it. 90% of victims freeze in a sudden aggressive situation. You are not going to have the coordination to pull out and use a short range weapon, or the aggression. It takes training to be able to do that. Especially if there is more than 1 attacker.\n\nThat's why I carry a high powered, compact flashlight always set to strobe mode. Your best bet is to disorient them and run away. You'll have a 30 second head start while their eyes readjust. If they chase you, you can hold it behind you as you run to continue to disorient if they are faster and start to catch up. \n\nEmisar d4v2 is the brand I carry. Highly specialized and insanely bright. 3000 lumens with adjustable strobe rates. Fits in my pocket.",
"O.C. pepper spray is legal here in Italy.\nJust be sure to buy an approved one.",
"If you can't fight a weapon sure won't help. You're just gonna escalate things to a much worse situation for yourself. Don't fuck around or you'll find out.",
"Unless you're going to offer to open your assailant's mail for them, I'd leave the letter opener at home and get some pepper spray.",
"In my country, I hear “if you carry a bat in your car, always have a glove with it”.\n\nIf you just have the bat, it’s seen as a weapon. If you have the glove with it, you’re a baseball player.",
"Just yell in Italian that you put pineapple on your pizza. The assailant will either run away yelling mama mia or faint while yelling the same. Possible nasty side effect; nearby nonna's may charge at you with their rolling pin.",
"A skateboard. Works well as a shield and long range weapon. There's a video on YouTube how to fight with one",
"Not sure if it's legal there but bear spray will definitely defend you... just make sure there's no wind and spray when they're about 15 feet away at their feet or you will not have a good time. Mace works too if bear spray isn't legal which honestly wouldn't surprise me",
"Hey, Greece is the shithole of Europe! We are even called Hell-as(s)!\n\nAlso, instead of pepperspray, you can carry hairspray. Does wonders against eyes!",
"Pocket flash light is incredibly useful for self defense. It can blind or disorient and act as a fist filler, like a roll of quarters, to increase punching power. Works from a distance and will not result in any legal penalties. Blinding your attacker provides you more openings to run.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/Vy_7iUf8AY0",
"Ok the best option is to run away / avoid the situation. \n\nIf you can’t do that, then I’d recommend a very powerful flashlight that you can grab and operate easily (maybe one with a strobe function). Perhaps made of metal too (brass, copper, titanium) in case you need to use it as a blunt weapon. \n\nA metal pen is also a good option to carry to use as a potential stabbing implement. \n\nAnd wear solid boots so you can kick the shit out of someone’s shins/balls/face/all of the above. \n\nDisclaimer: I do not condone violence and the above is purely theoretical and academic.",
"When I lived in Italy I was confronted twice in attempts to be robbed, in pretty public areas, and by pretty young kids, teenagers likely. Once in Catania on a side street and once in a small town called Bitonto in Puglia at the train station. Each time I was told to hand over my wallet and that they have a gun. A friend told me to always ask if you can see the gun, if they don't show you one they are lying and to just walk away to an area with lots of people/ walk into a store or bar nearby. This worked the first time and i just walked into a nearby bar and they went away. The 2nd time in the train station I was in a pickle as I told the kid to leave me alone multiple times and he wouldn't relent telling me about how bad ass mafia he is and his gun he has. When I asked him to show me the gun he said he left it at home, of course. I just waited him out til my train arrived and then left. I did keep with me at all times though a multitool in my pocket. This multitool has a pretty accessible knife incase I needed it. I never had to use it though.",
"I have a big heavy metal water bottle that I carry in my hands while walking around at night. Would not feel great to be hit with",
"Escalating with a weapon will just make things worse for you, weather you \"win\" the fight or not.",
"There are key ring weapons that look like 3 inch metal spike with a hole at one end to carry keys. In a pinch you can wrap your hand around the spike and use it to make your hits way harder.\n\nIt works because the end of the spike is tapered and harmlessly blunt, and it looks like a simple thing just meant to hold keys.\n\n",
">Italy, the shit hole of Europe.\n\nOkay... Now I know you're being hyperbolic, but that's too ridiculous.",
">I live in Italy, the shithole of Europe.\r \n\r \nI live near a major city where crime is...well, where crime is.\n\nAh yes, Napoli I assume. \nThere are a couple of Weapons, the three I like most are:\n\n1.) **The Umbrella:** Really useful and versatile weapon. It is a, best case, metal stick with a pointy end that can be sharpened and a hook on the other. It can be used as club, to stab and disarming is also surprisingly easy with the hook. Also you can carry it anywhere and no one will care, you even always have an umbrella with you which in itself is useful!\n\nIt can even be made really lethal by poisoning the tip with, for example, the poison of the blue monkshood (which you can extract by grinding down the plant and pouring ethanol over it. A very strong, lethal poison without any antidote. \n\nDevastating when used correctly, it will show its effects after several minutes causing nausea, vomiting, followed by increased and then significantly slowed rate of breath, spasms, inability to think and finally cardiac arrest. All accompanied with massive pain. This will force whomever is fighting you to surrender - or they won't make it very far. Either way: You win.\n\n**2.) Blinding powder:** Old trick the ninjas used to do, grind down flour, coal powder and something like chilli and fill it into an hollowed out egg. When in need of blinding powder crush the egg and throw it in their faces. Doesn't require any weapons permit but is extremely effective.\n\n**3.) Autoinjector** with saline solution: Rarely if ever is illegal. The point behind this weapon is to make you just so unattractive of a target, that they just move on. Someone starts trouble, pull out the Syringe, tell them its the lethal poison \"aconitin\" (which is essentially the one I mentioned above), tell them it will mercilessly kill them if you just as much as touch them. \n\nUnless they are truly mad, they will not risk it. Cause it will end in their death, is atleast what they think. In reality the Syringe is fairly harmless, fairly, it can still cause stab wounds of course. This one is just about seeming like so big of a problem, that it will just not be worth it, even groups of attackers wont risk losing someone of their friends. \n\n​\n\nOf course, the best course of action is always: RUN. \nFighting is risky, even with weapons.",
"I wouldn’t call Italy like that, but yeah, I’ll wait for some useful answers",
"You're gonna get yourself killed friend hope you think of my comment when someone kills you with your Keychain letter opener.",
"Hi third degree black belt here. \n\nA standard cane. You can take it anywhere.\n\nYou can push, pull, hit, trip, disarm, choke. It's my go to honestly",
"Take up knitting - those needles will hurt!! Plus it’s a post-apocalyptic life skill!",
"I was under the impression that Italians are equipped with pizzas that they can throw at an antagonist.",
"Good running shoes and take up marathons. Literally the best defense is running away. In martial arts we are trained to asses a situation and the first thing should be fleeing if possible or disarm then flee.\n\nEta: Just noticed the sub, I suggest carrying keys on a chain. You can use them as a flail and fuck someone up. Or carry a spray bottle of hot chili water and claim it's for food.",
"Forget about a weapon. Learn running. \n\nYou don't want to fight someone whose full time job is crime. \n\nRun away. No shame in it at all. \n\nAlso have a backup plan for your phone / wallet / I'd.",
"Can of deoderant and a lighter\n\nVery hot chilli sauce/powder (get it in their eyes and they will not be able to think of anything else)\n\nV solid walking/hiking stick. A collapsable one could fit into a bag",
"If your asking this question your best bet is running away. \nanything you pull has more chance of being taken from you and used on yourself.\n\nBest not to escalate unless you are sure you can win and generally weapons escalate big time.",
"Depends how comfortable you with the possibility of stabbing someone in the eye with your car keys lol. I would say go for one of those utility spike things meant to break your window if you’re stuck in your vehicle if you wana go that route.\n\nOr you can just get pepper spray.",
"You can carry a backpack with a metal or ceramic insert. Depending on the material and thickness it may stop small arms fire. It can be used as a defense weapon vs fists or a knife and it can be used to bash, especially if you reinforce parts of the backpack to take the strain.",
"The STICK! The base of (nearly) every melee weapon! No one can confiscate a stick because it's just a stick, right? Nothing suspicious here, just a walking stick, for walking.",
"Just remember most weapons folks use to defend themselves end up being used against them if they are not trained to use them. I wish you well.",
"If you can't fight, the only weapon that could save you is one powerful enough and easy enough to use to neutralize danger without requiring training. There is no such weapon. You want to defend yourself? Go to an MMA gym and learn to fight. Even better, learn to stay out of fights.\n\nAnd for *any* weapon, you'll need training to be able to use it.",
"You say you don’t know how to fight, but you want to potentially escalate a situation into an armed conflict? Take some self defence classes.",
"These replies are absurd. Flashlights? This is one solid reason guns are needed in a free society. I just found out pepper spray is illegal in the UK. Insane.",
"Some people back in the day carried big “maglite” flashlights on their belts. A couple of pounds of metal, 2’ long and hurts like hell when hit by one…… after all it is just a flashlight.",
"So, tons of people mentioned flashlights but I'd agree with one caveat - the effectiveness of bright light to disorient an attacker is questionable. Will it buy you enough time to flee? Maybe. However, I'd want to rely on one more for it's bludgeoning ability versus brightness. So with that said, a large Maglite is likely a good consideration.",
"Probs unpopular opinion but if you \"can't fight\" any weapon you carry, be it legal or not, will be a weapon for your assailant.\n\nOverpowering and disarming a person that does not know how to fight and/ or wield a weapon is easy. That knife/ cane/ spray/ wagtever will become theirs in a matter of seconds.\n\nIf this is a legit fear, fo take ten classes of self defence. Those will do you more than anything else.\n\nIn short what they will teach you first:\n\nEvade problems at all costs.\n\nDeescalate\n\nRun when you think a fight might start.\n\nRun of they have a knife.\n\nIf you HAVE to fight( as in running is not possible) hit their face/ eyes. One of the most effective defences is flicking your fingers in their eyes/ on their nose bridge. It makes them flinch. Them you can run.\n\nIf they have a knife run. As fast as you can, as long as you can. A knife is no joke. It is deadly. It kills in less than a second. There is no effective defence against a knife. Any good teacher will tell you as much. Every move to defend against knives relies on the fact that your assailant attacks in a certain way. You can do nothing against a straight stab.\n\nYou don't have to be strong if you know where to hit. Most muggers will leave if you put up a fight too. Hit the face, eyes, throat, plexus. If they grab you from behind, reach behind you and jam a finger in their eyes. With all of these the most important thing is not force, but conviction to your move. Don't hesitate don't half ass it. Go full force with it.\n\nBut again, go take self defence classes.",
"Perhaps Jorge Sprave has a slingshot that works for you. As always, let him show its features.",
"Pepper spray, it'll disable most anyone long enough for you to run like the wind.",
"Pepper spray is very effective. Probably your best bet to keep yourself safe.",
"One of those steel waterbottles filled up with water with a lanyard attached to it.",
"Learn to fight first, then maybe a weapon. If you’re carrying a weapon you don’t know how to use proficiently, all you’re doing is bringing a weapon into a situation that can be turned against you. Most important weapon you can have though, is your feet. If you are in danger, run away.",
"In the US, you can carry a baseball bat but be sure to toss a glove and a ball in with it.",
"In England it's illegal for civilians to carry pepper spray. But there's no law against carrying a can of deodorant that you spray in an attacker's face screaming \"Pepper Spray! Pepper Spray!\" \n\nIt'll hopefully give you just enough time to run away. By the time they realise the stinging pain isn't as bad as pepper spray would be you should be far enough away that its not worth chasing you.",
"I carry coins in a sock in my car. I'm a pizza delivery driver so I do genuinely use the coins, but if need bee I have a club within arms reach.",
"I carry a 1-meter long breaker bar in my car, for changing tires and the opinions of others.",
"Getting really good at evasion and running away should be your first choice if you're worried about being mugged. A bright light is good, 9/10 if you try to use an offensive weapon you'll get your ass kicked and then mugged.",
"Get you some good old fashioned 500-700 gauge electrical wire a small piece strip the end and you basically have a mace anyone asks why you have it say you’re trying to be an electrician",
"Get about 20 euros in change and put it in a couple of socks, one in the other. You can knock someone out swinging it.",
"Get a handkerchief and a huge ass padlock. Lock it, and tie the handkerchief around the lock. When you need to use it, just hang on to the handkerchief and swing wildly.",
"For an everyday object, I always think a belt. It also helps if the buckle is decent in weight and great for distance.",
"Don’t automatically look to a weapon. Carrying one means you need to know how to use it. That being said nobody gives you a second look while your carrying a golf club. Saw an old dude cause some one to have a really bad day once with a 7 iron that he had when he went on his daily walk",
"Don't really have anything to add for suggestions, but definitely wanted to say that I'm glad I live in the US where I can carry a proper weapon for self defense.",
"Doesn’t matter what you carry if you don’t know how to use it when you’re panicking, so whatever you pick, get some experience with it.",
"Blue self defense spray. It makes the attacker look like a smurf but is harmless even with eye contact. Police can then easily identify them. Also the foam gets in their eyes which impairs their vision shortly.",
"Bars of soap in a sock\n\nSoda cans in a sock\n\nRoll of quarters in a sock\n\nthe sound a taser makes should be enough, I’d think.",
"Atomic Bear makes some cool ‘tactical pens’, and the glass breaker part would definitely hurt…",
"Around here you just carry a baseball bat in the car. But don’t forget to also carry a ball and glove. :)",
"A small can of wd40. \n1. It will definitely blind an attacker.\n2. It will make grabbing onto you much harder.\n3. If they don’t get the message hold out a zippo lighter and you will be the least of their concerns.",
"A cane. Walking aids give distance, must be sturdy and are fit mobility so won’t be seen as a weapon."
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"I gave a smoke shop owner a $20 bill for $2 papers and he gave me $98 back. I left immediately after, but is it adviseable to go back in the distant future? ",
"I gave a smoke shop owner a $20 bill for $2 papers and he gave me $98 back. I left immediately after, but is it adviseable to go back in the distant future? ",
"I gave a smoke shop owner a $20 bill for $2 papers and he gave me $98 back. I left immediately after, but is it adviseable to go back in the distant future? "
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"You could do the honest thing and return the money...the cashier could lose his job over this.",
"You’d definitely be fine. You didn’t do anything wrong per se, and you can always claim ignorance. One time at a casino the cashier gave my buddy an extra $100 and casinos are really strict about their money and nothing ever happened. If anything it would be the cashiers fault.",
"Eons ago, I was at Sears returning some broken tools for warranty exchange... and picked up a few items while there.\n\nThe sales guy was a real \\*ic\\*, running around playing big shot, barking orders, talking on the phone and all that.\n\nI gave him a 20 and should have gotten like 2 in change; but he gave me 18. I tried to tell him but he glared & acted 'aggressive' like.\n\nAnyway, I just pocketed the cash and got the hell out. Figured he was 'justly deserving recipient'. Got a few smiles & thumbs up's from other customers in line."
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"Past job hopper here. How can one lie on their resume to make it seem like they're not a job hopper, and get away with it? I currently work as a web developer, and have been at the same place for 8 months (don't plan on hopping).\n\nHowever, on my resume, I've had 8 jobs since 2010.\n\n* Place One - 2 yrs 6 mos\n* Place Two - 6 months (contract)\n* Place Three - 6 months (contract)\n* Place Four - 1 yr 2 mos\n* Place Five - 1yr 8 mos\n* Place Six - 7 mos\n* Place Seven - 1 yr 8mos\n* Place Eight (Present) - 8 mos\n\nCan I get away with combining positions, or lie on my resume somehow to make it seem like I'm not a job hopper?\n\n",
"Past job hopper here. How can one lie on their resume to make it seem like they're not a job hopper, and get away with it? I currently work as a web developer, and have been at the same place for 8 months (don't plan on hopping).\n\nHowever, on my resume, I've had 8 jobs since 2010.\n\n* Place One - 2 yrs 6 mos\n* Place Two - 6 months (contract)\n* Place Three - 6 months (contract)\n* Place Four - 1 yr 2 mos\n* Place Five - 1yr 8 mos\n* Place Six - 7 mos\n* Place Seven - 1 yr 8mos\n* Place Eight (Present) - 8 mos\n\nCan I get away with combining positions, or lie on my resume somehow to make it seem like I'm not a job hopper?\n\n",
"Past job hopper here. How can one lie on their resume to make it seem like they're not a job hopper, and get away with it? I currently work as a web developer, and have been at the same place for 8 months (don't plan on hopping).\n\nHowever, on my resume, I've had 8 jobs since 2010.\n\n* Place One - 2 yrs 6 mos\n* Place Two - 6 months (contract)\n* Place Three - 6 months (contract)\n* Place Four - 1 yr 2 mos\n* Place Five - 1yr 8 mos\n* Place Six - 7 mos\n* Place Seven - 1 yr 8mos\n* Place Eight (Present) - 8 mos\n\nCan I get away with combining positions, or lie on my resume somehow to make it seem like I'm not a job hopper?\n\n",
"Past job hopper here. How can one lie on their resume to make it seem like they're not a job hopper, and get away with it? I currently work as a web developer, and have been at the same place for 8 months (don't plan on hopping).\n\nHowever, on my resume, I've had 8 jobs since 2010.\n\n* Place One - 2 yrs 6 mos\n* Place Two - 6 months (contract)\n* Place Three - 6 months (contract)\n* Place Four - 1 yr 2 mos\n* Place Five - 1yr 8 mos\n* Place Six - 7 mos\n* Place Seven - 1 yr 8mos\n* Place Eight (Present) - 8 mos\n\nCan I get away with combining positions, or lie on my resume somehow to make it seem like I'm not a job hopper?\n\n",
"Past job hopper here. How can one lie on their resume to make it seem like they're not a job hopper, and get away with it? I currently work as a web developer, and have been at the same place for 8 months (don't plan on hopping).\n\nHowever, on my resume, I've had 8 jobs since 2010.\n\n* Place One - 2 yrs 6 mos\n* Place Two - 6 months (contract)\n* Place Three - 6 months (contract)\n* Place Four - 1 yr 2 mos\n* Place Five - 1yr 8 mos\n* Place Six - 7 mos\n* Place Seven - 1 yr 8mos\n* Place Eight (Present) - 8 mos\n\nCan I get away with combining positions, or lie on my resume somehow to make it seem like I'm not a job hopper?\n\n",
"Past job hopper here. How can one lie on their resume to make it seem like they're not a job hopper, and get away with it? I currently work as a web developer, and have been at the same place for 8 months (don't plan on hopping).\n\nHowever, on my resume, I've had 8 jobs since 2010.\n\n* Place One - 2 yrs 6 mos\n* Place Two - 6 months (contract)\n* Place Three - 6 months (contract)\n* Place Four - 1 yr 2 mos\n* Place Five - 1yr 8 mos\n* Place Six - 7 mos\n* Place Seven - 1 yr 8mos\n* Place Eight (Present) - 8 mos\n\nCan I get away with combining positions, or lie on my resume somehow to make it seem like I'm not a job hopper?\n\n",
"Past job hopper here. How can one lie on their resume to make it seem like they're not a job hopper, and get away with it? I currently work as a web developer, and have been at the same place for 8 months (don't plan on hopping).\n\nHowever, on my resume, I've had 8 jobs since 2010.\n\n* Place One - 2 yrs 6 mos\n* Place Two - 6 months (contract)\n* Place Three - 6 months (contract)\n* Place Four - 1 yr 2 mos\n* Place Five - 1yr 8 mos\n* Place Six - 7 mos\n* Place Seven - 1 yr 8mos\n* Place Eight (Present) - 8 mos\n\nCan I get away with combining positions, or lie on my resume somehow to make it seem like I'm not a job hopper?\n\n"
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"Say you were at place one for the duration of place 1-4. Place 8 for the duration of 5-8. Put a friendly co-worker down as your boss/reference if you think they'd look into it. They'd have your back but know enough about the job as to not raise suspicion",
"Use mye as a reference. You can PM me if you want. I'll say whatever you want, and own the business to back the bs",
"Depending on your field you might use a combination of you were a contract employee in temp positions while working on - degree/certification/etc and while looking for a permanent position on your field & explain the market has been pretty tight lately in your field. A lot depends on your trade though. That won't work for retail but will for specialty jobs. And hr usually has no clue how tight the market is in your field unless they are your field ",
"On my resume I just put the date that I started. That way I’m not specifying times but I’m also not lying. ",
"I'm a corporate recruiter and the best way is to identify them as short-term contracts. Never fudge your references... Most people won't actually lie for you.",
"Dont complicate it. Just make a *believable* story that you're comfortable telling. \n\nDont say you went to Harvard, or can program PLC's in an industrial plant if you haven't got a clue. \n\nStaying comfortable and consitant is key",
"I had a short job listed on my resume. I'm a management professional but the company was toxic and gross and I left after 6 months. But I worked on several large projects and want to list it.\n\nI list the job experience as \"consulting\" and make sure my reference from that job knows I have the experience listed that way. You can also day you had a contract for a set amount of time for a project. "
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"My friend is renting out rooms to his house. What's the best way for him to go about not paying rental taxes? ",
"My friend is renting out rooms to his house. What's the best way for him to go about not paying rental taxes? ",
"My friend is renting out rooms to his house. What's the best way for him to go about not paying rental taxes? ",
"My friend is renting out rooms to his house. What's the best way for him to go about not paying rental taxes? ",
"My friend is renting out rooms to his house. What's the best way for him to go about not paying rental taxes? ",
"My friend is renting out rooms to his house. What's the best way for him to go about not paying rental taxes? ",
"My friend is renting out rooms to his house. What's the best way for him to go about not paying rental taxes? ",
"My friend is renting out rooms to his house. What's the best way for him to go about not paying rental taxes? ",
"My friend is renting out rooms to his house. What's the best way for him to go about not paying rental taxes? ",
"My friend is renting out rooms to his house. What's the best way for him to go about not paying rental taxes? ",
"My friend is renting out rooms to his house. What's the best way for him to go about not paying rental taxes? ",
"My friend is renting out rooms to his house. What's the best way for him to go about not paying rental taxes? ",
"My friend is renting out rooms to his house. What's the best way for him to go about not paying rental taxes? ",
"My friend is renting out rooms to his house. What's the best way for him to go about not paying rental taxes? ",
"My friend is renting out rooms to his house. What's the best way for him to go about not paying rental taxes? ",
"My friend is renting out rooms to his house. What's the best way for him to go about not paying rental taxes? ",
"My friend is renting out rooms to his house. What's the best way for him to go about not paying rental taxes? "
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"Isn't this when Walter White buys a car wash to hide his rental income?",
"Only a little unethical,\n\nTalk to a CPA and figure out how much he can write off. Real estate is great for write offs including depreciation, maintenance, taxes, interest, insurance, etc. Have him collect around that amount in checks that he can use for stocks etc.) Take the rest in cash and cover his day to day expenses.",
"You can pretty easily and legitimately (if that interests you) expense most if not all of your rental gains.",
"When unethicalprolifetips turns into illegalprolifetips. Tax avoidance is legal, tax evasion is illegal.\n\nInstead I’d suggest looking for expenses to offset the income. Depreciation of the property. A proportional allocation of utilities. Does some of your car use relate to maintaining the rental business. Portions of shared use items like TP or soap for dishwasher, etc. \n\nThere are rules and complications but the alternative of tax evasion is crazy to me. Talk to a CPA.",
"The Tax man expect u guys to be buying shit with cash. Something slightly more difficult to track is gold . Get them too buy gold and then u can trade gold for shit like drugs or cars and stuff.\n\n\nOr u could....pay ur fucking taxes and avoid all the extra fucking work",
"If they do not report paying rent to you on their tax return (some states have a rental cr",
"Have them send the money via paypal as a gift. The downside is that it can become messy to get rid of someone if they need to leave, because the moment you start eviction process as a landlord is when the can of worms opens. By doing things legitimately you have the protection of the law if things go south. Also if you do it legit you can write off a lot of expenses against that income so the taxes might be negligible.",
"IRS gift tax limit. Up to $15k per person per year. They are grateful for your friend letting them stay for free in his house, so they wanted to get him a little non-obligatory gift of $1k per month.",
"CPA here. For most of my clients who rent out rooms we are able to come up with enough related rental deductions that they pay little to no additional taxes on the rental income. You are only taxed on the net, not the gross income. Many clients end up with a net loss after all the deductions are taken into account, which can actually resort in them paying less taxes by appropriately having reported their rental activities and using the net loss to offset their earned income. Sometimes you may find out that in trying to cheat the government out of taxes you end up cheating yourself. I work to make sure that clients pay as little at legally possible to the IRS, but underreporting income, as others have said, is straight up illegal.",
"There's nothing unethical about off the books renting, it's a win win, just illegal since taxes are being dodged. \n\nI don't know, maybe it's considered unethical if you let the tenants wire the money through Paypal ala friend and donations, not sure if tax applies to gratious friends you just met and let in. \n\nJust trying to come up with a reason to make it unethical lol",
"He needs to start an LLC corporation, rent comes in as income and mortgage payments and other expenses are expenses. Balance both and declare zero profit... perfectly legal and ethical though, doesnt fit this sub.",
"Can he say his grandma is living with him, then claim it on her taxes instead? Then have her 'gift' him money regularly.\n\nOr find anyone with a lower income who wouldn't be paying any taxes. Have the money go into their account (which your friend actually has control over) and then periodically transfer 'gifts' from their account to his account.\n\nYour friend can also do the usual stuff, like reducing rental income by claiming 1/2 the utility costs, advertising costs, any transportation, house cleaning fees etc.",
"Unrelated but idk how my friend was able to rent out her apartment and managed to get the person to pay the usual amount of rent and THEN some more.",
"Stick the money in an RSP and write off the income?\n\nThen invest it and collect at retirement time!",
"Not a good Idea. Some people are mentioning expenses to deduct, but other than that pay your taxes. If you get caught it won't be good. Plus, if any of them report what they paid on their taxes and you don't report getting what they reported giving, could be a red flag for uncle Sam to take a closer look at you.",
"Nothing unethical about this. Anytime one can escape taxation is commendable",
"2k for a room? What the actual fuck. Do they come with diamond windows?"
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"how can I sign someone up for spam without them knowing someone signed them up and what are some good spam sites for this? ",
"how can I sign someone up for spam without them knowing someone signed them up and what are some good spam sites for this? ",
"how can I sign someone up for spam without them knowing someone signed them up and what are some good spam sites for this? ",
"how can I sign someone up for spam without them knowing someone signed them up and what are some good spam sites for this? "
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"Seems really petty but the ol very cheap car on Craigslist does the trick. \n\nFind a listing on carmex for a 2010 or so Honda and list it on Craigslist for like $2000 and add their contact info. \n\nDone.",
"I'd you can get her parents address, you can call Gambling/Drug/Alcohol Addiction hotline/websites and sign her babe up, but to her parent's house. Bonus points if they throw her an intervention",
"Scientology. My sister took a test with them back in the seventies. My parents still get her mail from them.",
"STD anon reporting. It tells them that a past partner has a STD and to get tested. Bonus if u send her notification to her parents. I once signed a guy up to every offer from a gay men's magazine using his parents address."
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"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? ",
"Campus police are getting overzealous and causing trouble for more money. How to make their lives harder? "
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"Double check the plate number on the ticket. If it's wrong, don't pay it. If they have your license number because you have a permit, then use that as proof they know you have a valid permit.",
"Request a hearing and challenge the ticket. If you lose, appeal the ruling. Once you have gone through all the process the school has to offer, then you can sue the school.",
"Print out fake parking tickets. You can easily Google image search them. Put them randomly on cars. Campus PD will be flooded with complaints. You want to make their lives hard? Give them more work if they’re giving you more work.",
"Start posting horny wanted ads on Craigslist and use the non-emergency line phone number as the contact info.",
"Unethical life pro tips? \n\nGotcha fam. What you need to do is go buy a bulk package of chewing gum from Amazon. Saw one last week for like 12,000 packs of cewing gum for $3,599. Then get all of your friends to help you chew the gum and, under the cover of darkness, all of you go and spit your gum everywhere around the parking spots. \n\nTheir lives will be much harder by having to step around the gum, getting gum on their shoes and having to scrape it off every two seconds because their shoes are sticking to the side walk. \n\nRequest: make parking ticket police lives more difficult. \nPlan of action: chewing gum warfare. \nChance of success: 6/10.",
"Hire a private investigator to dig up dirt on the officer that wrote the ticket. Once his \"zebra on goat\" porn website gets found, all the other security guards will watch their step.",
"I got a parking ticket during my last month of college. I think I was parked on campus to take my last final. I simply graduated and never paid the ticket and this was in 2019 lol.",
"Get 9 pigs, spray paint each one on the side with a number, 1-10, skip 4, release on campus. For maximum effectiveness put socks on pigs 🐷\n\n",
"Throw a rag soaked in liquid ass in the gap between the security guys hood and their windshield, near the windshield wipers. Cabin air intake is probably near there. Repeat if there is more than one campus security vehicle. Bonus points if you instead find the cabin air intake and spray it directly with liquid ass. Leaves no physical evidence that way",
"Leave personalized notes to the safety officer on your car. Get increasingly personal and start accusing him of being in love with you and trying to get your attention by writing invalid/fake tickets. \n\nAfter this start to up the ante. Park somewhere obviously not allowed, and write his full name out on your car using soap. Put a giant ribbon or bow on the car. On the windshield, leave a note saying “Now you’ll have an excuse to talk to me, (insert name here).” Then hide and wait. When he comes to your car, sees everything, and starts writing a ticket, go out and confront him with the old ticket and say “care to explain *this?* You could have just talked to me you know.”\n\nBegin announcing to everyone you know that the safety officer is madly in love with you and use the invalid ticket as proof. He probably won’t write too many invalid tickets after that",
"Find his address and order an absurd amount of some cheap (ex. 1000 $0.01 screw). Don’t do it all at once, send him a couple packages everyday",
"Most schools have pretty loose rules for starting a club. Make a real one (reddit fan club or something dumb). Once you are a real club you can put up fliers on builtin boards without the school taking them down. Make lots of fliers implying anything you can imagine about the campus police. \n\nMaybe they give unfair tickets. Maybe they eat live squirrels. That's up for you to decide.",
"Liquid ass…. Spray it everyday in their office or bathroom of their building",
"Find where officer dumbshit lives, smear dog shit on his car handles and doorknob",
"Ok I saw this on porky's. What you want to do is wrap a chain around the campus cop cars axle. Wrap the other end around a stationary object. Also, encourage students to empty their water bottles in the fuel tank.",
"It’s actually a joke that you have to pay for college and can get a fine for parking on the college campus haha",
"I hated my school cops too. They gave me a ticket for parking in the teacher parking even though I was a TA and allowed to park there. Tried to appeal it and they didn’t give a shit. I always day dreamed of spray painting the parking lot or cop portable. But that was all I could think of",
"Start some vicious rumors (anonymously) about campus security dealing drugs, breaking into cars, peeping in dorm windows, raping. Post fliers telling students to beware. Put fliers in bathroom stalls and other places where you won't be seen, then talk about the fliers with all your friends and classmates. Corroborate the accusations (*Yeah...I saw one of the security guys smoking meth and trying car doors).*",
"We hid in the bushes at night and threw rocks at them as they passed by.",
"I made it a good couple of semesters without paying for a permit by holding on to a ticket I had received, then I’d place it on my car windshield when I illegally parked. It worked for some time. Eventually I’m sure the guy whose job it was realized it wasn’t coincidence anymore. Got one ticket but avoided many future tickets. And for reference, I just mean parking on campus spots not like a handicap spot or something. Wouldn’t suggest or advise that.",
"I feel this. My school did the same thing and way oversold and implemented a rule that your license plate must be visible so no one’s allowed to back in anymore",
"go to junk yard and get a couple old plates. use them when u park at school.",
"Sunflexzone.com has something that blocks their ALPR.\nCover your VIN and only keep the sticker visible.\n\nOr outright take your license plate with you when you park(or park so plate is obscured by other vehicles/buildings so they can’t scan the plate easily) and keep vin covered. They could try to tow, but if you have a valid sticker keep a photo of it ready incase they fuck with you.\n\nAlso report them anonymously to the actual police or government agency that polices the police so there’s a record of the corruption. They hate it when these things are put on official record cuz it brings them bad press. And there’s another point, contact the news and tell them what they are doing, college will likely be head over heels trying to cover their ass and make the bad press go away and will keep them honest for a bit.\n\nI had a ALPR scanning truck come up behind me as I was going to take a test, he left and waited till I was gone and came back, came back out afterwards to find a ticket cuz I didn’t validate the parking, hadn’t needed to for last 3 times. Ended up paying $40-70. I knew I should have parked with license away but I was in a hurry. I’d have found his truck and popped the damn tires on his service truck if I’d have been solvent enough to justify the use of fuel to drive back to that area. And if it were in gated area can’t get in, use a pellet rifle, take all of their tires out, modern day robinhood.",
"It's campus cops, not real cops. Just throw the ticket into the bin and forget about it. That's what I did over 4 years of college and nothing ever happened over it.",
"If you have the plastic parking tags, or a sticker you put on the glass, cover peoples with sticky notes. Even if it's hanging in the car you can cover the side angles and the front angle. If you cover a whole row they can't ticket everyone but they'll have to either peel the stickies and see who has a tag, or more likely just assume everyone has one and leave.\n\nAt my school the shit is done with license plate scanners and my car doesnt have a front license plate so it just lets me park where ever lol",
"Get a printer with roughly the same dimensions as the ticket, print a thousand copies of the ticket with randomized fines, names, and license plate numbers. Wait a month or two then start leaving them at random cars, outside cameras' surveillance area. Bonus points if you know where profs' cars park. Have some Jehovah's Witness pamphlets in case someone sees you.",
"False parking tickets sounds like a good idea, could also anonymously report them for distributing drugs on school property, accuse them of threatening students with coaching your fake witnesses.",
"Yikes, settle down. Getting wrongly ticketed is super frustrating, but it's not a good reason to become a vengeance-motivated supervillain. \n\nHanlon's razor applies here. It's most likely that somebody just made a mistake. You have every right to be annoyed and to appeal the ticket. After that, I suggest taking the energy you were going to put into revenge and instead spread some spontaneous kindness around."
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"Broke a TV, bought a replacement, tips for swapping the serial number stickers? ",
"Broke a TV, bought a replacement, tips for swapping the serial number stickers? ",
"Broke a TV, bought a replacement, tips for swapping the serial number stickers? ",
"Broke a TV, bought a replacement, tips for swapping the serial number stickers? ",
"Broke a TV, bought a replacement, tips for swapping the serial number stickers? ",
"Broke a TV, bought a replacement, tips for swapping the serial number stickers? ",
"Broke a TV, bought a replacement, tips for swapping the serial number stickers? ",
"Broke a TV, bought a replacement, tips for swapping the serial number stickers? ",
"Broke a TV, bought a replacement, tips for swapping the serial number stickers? ",
"Broke a TV, bought a replacement, tips for swapping the serial number stickers? ",
"Broke a TV, bought a replacement, tips for swapping the serial number stickers? ",
"Broke a TV, bought a replacement, tips for swapping the serial number stickers? ",
"Broke a TV, bought a replacement, tips for swapping the serial number stickers? ",
"Broke a TV, bought a replacement, tips for swapping the serial number stickers? ",
"Broke a TV, bought a replacement, tips for swapping the serial number stickers? ",
"Broke a TV, bought a replacement, tips for swapping the serial number stickers? ",
"Broke a TV, bought a replacement, tips for swapping the serial number stickers? ",
"Broke a TV, bought a replacement, tips for swapping the serial number stickers? ",
"Broke a TV, bought a replacement, tips for swapping the serial number stickers? "
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"I did something similar once when Walmart refused my return when they delivered a cracked TV to my house. Instead of removing the sticker and having it potentially looking tampered with, I removed the entire back of the tv and replace it with a new one and returned it to a different store with no issues.",
"see if you can swap the screen and not have to try swapping stickers. the SN may not just be on the sticker, but also programmed to the TV OS.\n\n​\n\n\\[",
"I work for bestbuy. It’s not going to work we can tell when the serials are swapped along with if the tv was cracked from the process of getting it to your house",
"As a long time retail electronics employee,\n\nThe employee knows damn well you broke the screen, they just don't get paid enough to fight you to much about it. So even when they say \"wow! Sorry about that\" in there head they're thinking \"wow! Your a fucking asshole who can't properly take care of their shit.\"\n\nIt's pretty hard to break a screen in the box when there's no visible damage on the box.\n\n",
"Hair dryer on low heat for a long time. Gentle and slow is the way. Much like anal.",
"Your best bet is a heatgun, however depending on a few variables, there can be signs.\n\nHeatgun and something thin and flat.. I used to use an X-acto knife, slip it under the corner of the sticker, and slowly lift. you want the adhesive to remain on the sticker.\n\nAdditionally and where my knowledge of Best buy ends.\n\nThe actual serial number is located within the software of the display... So if they look for it they can find out.",
"LPL uses denatured alcohol to remove a security sticker, would probably work with this sticker as well. Though you'd have to be careful about the solvent you use and any damage it might do to the plastic. He shows this around the two minute mark https://youtu.be/xUJtqvYDnkg",
"Don't even bother. The employees don't care. I've done several times with Xboxes, GPUs, etc. They open the box, take a quick look, and give you a refund or replacement.",
"swap the back case of the tv with the serial number on it. (if possible)\n\nfuck up the backlighting or crack the screen so bad you cant read the SN in the settings.",
"[Lockpicking Lawyer to the rescue!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xUJtqvYDnkg)",
"Isopropyl alcohol will remove the adhesive cleanly. Use a small spray bottle and just get a corner lifted with a razor blade then TAKE YOUR TIME. You rush it you're fucked.\n\nThin application of a silicone-based adhesive gel to re-apply. Like put a drop on your finger, then touch that drop to the sticker and press it on the TV. Use the same drop to fill in any edges that didn't get the whiff of a coat.\n\nNo, your honor, I've never swapped a serial number before.",
"Where did you buy it? If you bought it from Amazon you can return it and it makes no difference if it’s the same. You’ll still get a refund and the box will just sit in a warehouse somewhere until Amazon auctions it off with a big pile of other stuff.\n\nSo if you didn’t buy it from Amazon, buy one from Amazon. Then return the broken one to Amazon. And then return the other one to the store you did buy it from and you’ll end up with one new tv.",
"I used to work at the place where we put stickers like this on electronics. If it’s a void sticker there’s like a few different kinds that all have different techniques for removing. Some you heat up, some you can just pull off if you do it extremely slowly, some you have to do fast. A lot of times you could re-apply the same sticker after you removed it but if you cant just tape it to the tv and say it fell off.",
"Former Best Buy employee here: You could literally just throw the old cracked one in the new TVs box and probably get away with it. Best Buy employees are so done that they'll do whatever takes the least effort. That being said YMMV, especially for TVs that are 4 figures, higher chance that they will check it depending on how busy it is",
"Buy broke ass tv. Buy same tv off Amazon. Return tv and keep money and new tv. Profit.",
"Would totally roll the dice and just put it in the old box. Retail employees don’t care.",
"If the receipt was partly faded and you couldn't make out the serial number, could that help? Or can they just pook it up in the computer",
"Deviant Ollam has a good series on this, starting with wrist bands, and branching into other stuff. The first one is this one, I think: https://youtu.be/sru7ZYhDfkQ",
"My experience with best buy is they do not take returns for defective stuff."
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"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
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"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? ",
"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back. Should I just keep it? "
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"Go to the manufacturers website and put in the service tag. You might be able to download a \"Recovery\" image on to a USB stick and wipe the laptop. Reload Windows and wipe everything.",
"I had this happen to me and I kept it. Funny thing is they hired me back and gave me another laptop lol. I wiped the original by taking out the HD and installing it as a second drive, that got past all the corporate bullshit. They never asked for the original back, it's been four years now.\n\n",
"Title: \"Company I was fired from never asked for their laptop back.\"\n\nLiterally says they asked for the laptop in first sentence.",
"A similar thing happened with me. The answer is yes, you should keep it and claim you forgot if they ever ask you why it took so long for you to send it back, if they ask for it. Sounds like it slipped through the cracks. \n\n\nAs for getting around the login - buy a new hard drive for it! Watch a youtube video on how to install it (usually it's as simple as popping off back plate and unscrewing a few screws and snapping it in). Depending on your new hard driver preferences, it could cost 50-200 for a new hard drive. I got a 1 TB hard drive for like $90, snapped it in, installed Windows 10 and just kept my old drive if they ever asked for the computer back. Been about a year now. \n\n\nIt's a $2500 laptop that I got for free - just had to pay for a new harddrive. Super worth it.",
"I wouldn’t worry about returning it. If they use like a bit locker or such wiping it may be a pain.",
"I left a job and they told me I could keep the laptop, then they reported the full cost as a salary payment and I had to pay taxes on it. It was a $3k laptop so it fucked over my taxes a bit (I was in a certain bracket for ACA healthcare and this bumped me to the next one, so I had to pay a bunch of back payments). Fuckers.\n\nIf you think they truly forgot about it though, you’re in the clear, just do a clean install.",
"It probably pings the company somehow. It’s probably tied to you somehow. Unless it’s a really nice laptop I’d probably return it. But yes wiping it should work.",
"Is it worth possibly having to pay an inflated amount in damages once they figure it out? Guarantee someone in IT knows it was assigned to you. If it was anything besides a laptop or phone they couldn't really prove anything, but judging by your question they know way more about ip addresses and the such than you.",
"Disclaimer: definitely not a lawyer, but I may be able to give you a company perspective. \n\nTo quote Father Ted: “Careful now.” Your company may just suck at asset management, in which case you could be lucky, and they may have written it off already. In my company, Legal takes over when laptops are not returned, and they might file a police report (theft), and police would do the rest. \n\nThey need to make it stick, so they will need to show that they have contacted you (more than once) about its return, and that you haven’t complied; this, at least, in my area. As far as Legal told me, they would need a paper trail (can be e-mail). I guess that means that you don’t need to worry about it until they start contacting you. \n\nAs someone else mentioned, I would invest in a new SSD or HDD and replace the one that is currently in there, and place the original one back if they ever ask you for it, just to avoid giving them a chance to make your life harder. If the data is gone from the hard drive or if there are recent local logins, they might claim an information security breach, and that’s also something you wouldn’t want. \n\nAgain, not a lawyer, but if my company forgot about my laptop, this is what I would do.",
"Eventually, someone may dig it up. If they do, they will send you a charge for about twice the laptop's actual value(if not more. You wouldn't believe how much they pay for shitty chairs). They may also hold it from your pay if you haven't gotten everything yet. They won't send anyone to get the laptop, and if they find out after they have changed whatever standard equipment they use they probably won't accept it as a return once they send the bill.\n\nYou can definitely get it wiped. It's gonna look like you stole it, though.",
"I am not a lawyer, but this happened to me and this is what I did:\n\n1) send an email asking about the fed return to your old manager. This creates a paper trail that you tried to return the laptop. Don't send it directly to IT, as they are more likely to just ship the box immediately-- shipping and receiving equipment is a normal task for them, and you want this to fall through the cracks again. Your manager has better shit to do.\n\n2) reinstall the OS and choose the option to erase the existing hard drive. This will get rid of any corporate tracking software. It will also remove any personal data, and you should do this before turning in a work computer anyways. If your IT is good they might've made this impossible without opening up the machine and resetting the motherboard. In that case it's going to be really obvious that you were using the laptop personally, so it's best to wait a few months until you're pretty sure the box isn't coming. Whatever you do, don't fiddle with anything that's going to void the warranty. That is the only way that you're going to piss off IT in this situation.\n\n3) If the box never arrives then you're in the clear, if it does, wipe the hard drive again and ship it back with a note that you had personal data on the machine which you wanted to ensure was erased. IT isn't going to care, because the first thing they're going to do is wipe the machine again so it can be set up for a new employee or sold to the second hand market.\n\n4) check your 2021 W2 and make sure they don't try and claim that you were given the laptop. If they do then contest the W2 with the IRS when you file your taxes next year.",
"Yeah, ethically they've given it up to you at this point. Honestly if they ever contact you (very unlikely), you can even just tell the truth; that you never got a FedEx request so you gave up and dealt with the laptop yourself. It's a little bit like losing pens, which is to say, this type of loss is expected and accounted for by companies.\n\nThere are a lot of ways to wipe a laptop and start over. You won't have too much trouble.",
"It may have been a test all along. If you return the laptop you will become the new owner of the chocolate factory.",
"Companies have virtually zero ability to recover hardware. If they eventually ask, tell them you shipped it back the day they asked and it was so long ago you discarded the tracking number. Put in a new $50 ssd hard drive and re-install Windows.",
"put a new ssd in and install new windows/linux there. In case they want \ntheir laptop back - OP can just put the old ssd back as nothing \nhappened. All of it depends on BIOS setting ofc",
"If someone at the company knows this laptop exists and reports it to HR, they can legally deduct the value of the laptop from your last paycheck. If you've already gotten your last paycheck you're in the clear. Just reinstall Windows and make sure there's no LoJack tracking enabled in the BIOS (some higher end laptops have this feature and companies that choose to pay to activate it will likely use it)",
"I wouldn't wipe it. \n\n\nI'd replace the HD with a better one, install a retail version of windows (or Linux.. just saying), and keep the company HD safe in storage somewhere. That way you can use the laptop freely, and if anyone ever asks for it back, you can swap the HDs back, like nothing every happened., and ship it back. \n\n\nCake and eating it, too.",
"I work in a corporate IT job and I’m one of the guys recovering laptops in these situations. It is often a problem when the employee leaves as well as the point of contact like their manager or HR person who submitted the change to us. We’ve just got no one obvious recorded to pursue for this stuff.\n\nSometimes the backlog of this sort of work gets long as well. Basically we have hardware related tickets and these are for users who aren’t even with the company anymore so they naturally become the lowest priority. Eventually we get to everything though, and for those we can’t track down they get sent to our legal department. The next step is that they work with accounting to establish a value for the laptop that has depreciated based on how long it’s been since purchase. If it’s too old and not cost effective, they don’t even bother sending a demand letter. If it’s still worth like $700 then the legal team sends a letter. At that point the most common response is that the person just didn’t have any contact at the company and no idea how to get equipment back, so then they ask for a shipping label and there’s no problem. \n\nTo see how old it is, look on the bottom or under the battery (if removable) for the serial number. Then google “(computer company name) warranty lookup” and enter the serial there. It will tell you the start date of that warranty. If it’s like 3 years old, I’d doubt they’d bother with it unless their security is super tight.\n\nIf we do get the laptop back after the legal stuff, we just wipe the drive immediately to get it ready for another user. There’s no reason we’d boot the thing up and try to figure out what the last thing someone was using it for was. Even if I did and saw it didn’t have the corporate image on it, but just a basic windows install, I’d just wipe the thing. \n\nI’d do what you want with it until you’re asked for it, but I’d start with wiping the drive yourself by reinstalling Windows. And if they ask, politely give it back.",
"You can swap the hard drive like others have said. Some companies add locks inside the bios but you can flash that out of the bios. If you feel like they termed you for bullshit, them I'd keep it.",
"Yes but don’t hold on to their data because that could get you in trouble. Wipe the hard drive or get a different one",
"Unless your company is super unprofessional and disorganized, they definitely have a record that it's assigned to you. That would have nothing to do with HR. The IT department that issued it would have a record. They may not have noticed yet, but eventually they'll probably do an inventory and realize it was never returned. At that point I guess you could say you gave it to the HR person and since they're gone they'd have a hard time confirming but imo it's probably not worth it for a cheap laptop.",
"Some bad info here. Don't wipe the laptop. Buy a new SSD and replace the existing drive. Then install Windows. Keep the old drive as-is. If they ever ask for the laptop back or try to sue or whatever you can just stick the old drive back in it and give it back.",
"So... don't connect it to you network. Log in as usual and click the 'Windows' button and type 'Reset this PC\" - click \"get started' -> Click 'Remove Everything' and follow the directions - when done it will be essentially new out of the box.",
"Similar thing happened to me and I kept it. Swap out the hard drive if you're feeling paranoid",
"Send an email reminding them that you have it, that they didn’t send an envelope as promised, and to please send a courier to get it. They almost certainly won‘t do this but you will have evidence email that you really did work with them to return it. Enjoy your laptop.",
"Probably makes me a bit of a shit bag but on every case where I didn't have a clean severance from the company, I have kept the laptop...even when asked to turn it in. It may depend specifically on State and whether or not they can take payroll deductions, but in my state they couldn't. No company is really going to spend $5,000 in court cost and lawyer fees to get back $1,000 laptop. Keep it.",
"My dad has countless ThinkPads left over from his jobs, so I think you'll be fine lol",
"My company will just add it to your wages so you would have to pay taxes of it. Just be aware that this is a possibility.",
"Keep it. If it's a fixed asset and they eventually realize they're missing it, they may ask for it back. Just dodge their calls if that happens lol",
"Just don't sell or something. Eventually they might make an inventory and ask for it, they might not. Until then, enjoy your free laptop.",
"It guy here, yes, it's company resonsibility to recover the laptop and they just forgot.\n\nBe sure to reinstall it, you never know what's on it.",
"I'm still with my company and they sent me a new laptop (the old one worked fine). They never asked for it back, so I put it in the closet for a few months.\n\nThen I gave it to a friend to wipe and reinstall (or whatever he had to do - he's a computer guru, I am not) and let him sell it to one of his clients.\n\nI'd say fix it up and use it. If they ask for it back, tell them you sent it. It's not your fault they're bad at record keeping.",
"I feel like its cool to keep it if they haven’t asked for it but I personally believe in building positive karma so I'd return either way.",
"Hopeful they don't use a software like Absolute. Its like an icloud activation lock for laptops built into the bios.",
"Do not go out of your way to help a company that has fired you, You will definitely be able to wipe the hard drive and use it.",
"Did you work for a bank or heath care or other business that's very security conscious? I would return it..... I'm no IT guy but there may be specific tracking hardware a company might have in their laptops. I'm speculating, so take that with a grain of salt \n\nIf you worked for less security minded company you can probably get away with it by doing the hard drive wipe",
"Did this with a laptop and iPhone. \n\nNever heard a word. It’s been 3 years.",
"Companies have software built into the BIOS that will stay around even if fresh installing windows. If you worked for a reputable company better off just getting rid of it.",
"As long as you aren’t waiting on them for anything. Like a final paycheck. They probably forgot all about it",
"you keep it & use it to watch all the most heinous pornographic material you can find my friend.\n\n*",
"Yes, but be sure to put a sock on it so if they ask for it back all they get is the sock",
"Yes. Unless they specify ask for it back, fuck them. It’s yours. Sell it if you want. Then if they ask for it back, say what do you mean? I don’t have it. Your company got it back weeks/months ago."
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"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? ",
"How can we teach these idiots the difference between UNETHICAL vs ILLEGAL? "
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"Illegal... chance you are going to get caught you will pay for it.\n\nUnethical.... people are probably going to hate you enough they want to jail you but cant.",
"\"You have 4 hours\"\n\nFor real this is a philosophy question. Most of the illegal stuff is seen unethical because not respecting the law is not cool.\n\nBut those morons don't realise that unethical stuff can be playing around the law.\n\nThese people are beyond saving, you should invite them to eat some fugu in a shady asiatic restaurant, the odds are they will likely die from the fish's poison and the person to blame will be the chef, not you.",
"Most of the time, unethical is illegal. Half of the tips here are 'scam others by being a dick' which is theft while the other half is essentially to entrap others. Honestly, the sub can't survive on the rare 'take advantage of complimentary services to maximize your purchase' tips.",
"19 year old dating a 17 year old is illegal.\n\n19 year old marrying a 97 year old is Unethical",
"Who cares, if a post is quality then I’d like to read it regardless. Who actually does half the shit posted here anyway",
"This is kind of a situation like “all thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs.”\n\nGenerally, most (if not all) things illegal are unethical, but not all unethical things are illegal. \n\nIf you do something illegal, you can be punished. If you do something unethical, you’re probably just an asshole.",
"If it’s unethical but within the bounds of the law, it’s just unethical. If it’s illegal, it doesn’t matter whether it’s unethical or not, it’s still illegal. ILPT: steal your neighbours mail while he’s not home for free gifts. ULPT: go tell every kid that Santa Claus isn’t real if you’re bored and need a laugh.\n\nUsually the two go hand in hand but ULPT is meant for legal, ULPT’s. ILPT is meant for the ILPT’s whether it’s unethical or not.\n\nTypically ethicality and illegality go hand in hand but not always. Especially considering that ethicality is subjective",
"legal/ethical LPT - buy a rose and give it to your sweetie\n\nlegal/unethical LPT - drop your phone in a puddle on the last day of your phone insurance policy and get a new phone\n\nillegal/ethical LPT - put money in someone's expired parking meter.\n\nillegal/unethical LPT - pop a grape in your mouth at the grocery store\n\nI'm sure this sub started because someone was looking for things that are unethical but also legal. But ethical/unethical doesn't fall somewhere on the legal/illegal spectrum. Ethical/unethical is a whole 'nother thing. And once you run out of ways to abuse free services and warranties, you need the illegal/unethical to generate content. Whether or not they're good LPTs is another question. If there's a good chance it'll put you in jail, it's probably a bad ULPT. If there's a good chance you eat a tasty grape, maybe it's a good ULPT, I don't know.\n\nThat being said, the de facto purpose of this sub is to provide a place for reddit contrarians to come and get their dicks hard by nitpicking the posts, so I'd say things are going pretty smoothly.",
"Unethical you are not breaking the law but it is frowned down upon by society.",
"Unethical - may be legal but morally wrong when you ask the average folk. \n\nIllegal- may be morally right, but unlikely, and something that's illegal can get you into legal trouble.",
"One could argue that almost all illegal acts are unethical, but not all unethical acts are illegal.\n\nOne caveat, marijuana is illegal in most states, but it is not really unethical, especially when compared to alcohol.",
"Life is the best teacher. Require everyone to field test their own tips and report what they did to the local law enforcement authorities.",
"Illegal- Consequences are imposed by the government and are codified & predictable. \n\nUnethical- Consequences may imposed by the people who know what you did & are less predictable.",
"Well tips are really only **illegal** if you get *caught.*\n\nOtherwise they are just always unethical.",
"We need a mock up Venn Diagram with the roughly correct level of overlap",
"ULPT: Someone cut you off in traffic? Follow them home and murder them! Bonus, now there is a house full of stuff nobody needs.",
"Truly unethical is worse. Illegal just means there's a law against it.\n\nAs used on this sub, many of the best so-called \"unethical\" tips are funny but not highly immoral.\n\nUnethical means it goes against conventionally accepted moral standards. There are shades of unethical behavior, with the worst of them crossing some line. People's issue is just that they don't know where to draw that line, so many decide to let the legal system tell them: \"if it's illegal, it's probably bad enough to be considered unethical.\"\n\nThe problem occurs when this becomes your only guide. Two examples of issues that can arise when people follow the law, and only the law:\n\n* Let's say someone's head hurts. He thinks he might have a concussion. You're walking him to the hospital, and get to the other side of the street. There are no cars in either direction as far as the eye can see, but you're at a red light preventing you from crossing. Now, you've lived here all your life and you know this is a long traffic light, and suddenly the guy's fading fast, although he still appears capable of walking or even running if you support him. What do you do? If you've adopted the US legal code as your personal moral code, you will stand idly by and let your friend pass out. The ethical but illegal thing to do is cross the street.\n* Let's say someone acts friendly to you. You met him randomly, you hit it off pretty well, and you're convinced that you can trust him. His friends are all nice as well. You're in different countries, and play video games together. You let them use your items in a game. His friends all give their items back. This person has replaced his views with the law, because he knows this to be profitable. Does he give back the items? No, as there's no international piracy law as it related to the theft of such property as new as in-game items. Is this ethical? Hopefully I don't have to explain that no, [stealing is not ethical](https://www.britannica.com/topic/Noahide-Laws).",
"Through a cleverly constructed pyramid scheme sorry \"multi level marketing\" opportunity",
"They are not mutually exclusive and a lot of illegal things are also unethical.\n\nBasically suck a dick.",
"Some situations can have unethical ways to commit crime. For instance my aunt cleans homes for the elderly so she can raid their medicine cabinets.\n\nMy point being if a situation involves breaking the law, it could still be unethical as well. Someone could be stealing in an ethical manner too(steal from the rich to give to the poor).\n\nBut yeah if someones like “I shot a man in cold blood,” that wouldn’t fit into the sub. Illegal doesnt equal unethical, and legal does not equal ethical.",
"Morals are the choices between right and wrong. \n\nEthics are the choices between two rights.",
"Mallum in se vs. mallum prohibitim.\nAlso, If in doubt, us lawyers of reddit can chime in if it's a truly bad idea.",
"It's a problem with people who are run by sentiment. It's very frustrating trying to get them to understand the difference, I usually give up.",
"Invite them to your house, and when they show up, open the door naked. This is your house so it is unethical but not illegal. Go to their house naked and ring the bell, now its illegal\n\n\nIf we look back at the American history before slavery actually ended, enslaving people was legal but not ethical. There were few people who then started helping slaves get freedom which at that time was not legal but ethical.",
"If you wrote out a confession to your naughtiness, would police charge you with a crime?\nYes? Illegal \nNo: unethical\n\nExample: To get away with slacking at work, sign up for dozens of committees, deliverables. Everyone will begin assuming you are too busy, and your accountability slides \n\nVs\n\nForge timesheets",
"Hard to say, like breaking about law is illegal. Many laws however are unethecial like drug laws. So fuck em",
"Do I can't return Walmart items within the store for money given I don't have a receipt without it being illegal. I think it's just an unethical loophole.",
"Ask them to look those words up online ? Or is it too simple and obvious ?",
"There is a lot of overlap. Things are only illegal if you get caught and punished, and many illegal things are perfectly ethical.",
"Alternate solution: anyone who says\n>'That's not even unethical,' or 'Technically that's illegal'\n\ngets a 24 hour ban. Just downvote and shut tf up",
"You can't. Democrats are doing plenty of illegal and still get away with it.",
"Ethics are completely subjective. Just because someone thinks something is unethical and you don't, doesn't mean theyre an idiot. That's so close minded it's comical. How about you just enjoy this relatively great regulated sub and downvote stuff you don't agree with like everyone else"
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"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n",
"How do I get someone to move out WITHOUT it being obvious? I have a roommate who is related to my family and it’s critical that I “keep the peace.” For a number of reasons, we can’t stand this guy. What are subtle ways I can fuck with him to make him move out? I want him to think it’s his own idea and don’t want to make myself look bad.\n\n"
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"Back in my early 20's I had a similar situation. My best friend and I had an obnoxious drunk roommate that moved in with us and was not on the lease. I went to the website of the property management company and downloaded their logo. Made some official-looking letterhead and wrote a letter stating \"it has come to the attention of management that an additional person is living in the apartment. This is outside the terms of your lease agreement. They have 1 week to vacate or you will be evicted\" (or something like that - don't remember the exact wording). I then put it on the front door for him to find when he got home. He was gone in a couple days.",
"Try helping him with every stupid thing. Keep asking if he is fine, say he looks worried, try to make him talk about it. Give unwanted advise on everything he says or does. Make suggestions he should do this or that. Just try to be all over him. Mentally choke him with good intentions.",
"You could start playing an instrument. Take no lessons but insist you are \"learning\" dont go with any soft instruments either. Its gonna have to be like drums or trumpet or something loud as fuck. Get creative you got this.",
"Start talking about moving in with your friends and make it seem legit so he starts looking for a new place himself",
"Get one of those cell phone / wifi jammers. Nobody wants to live in a dead zone. \n\nAlso should probably note those are super illegal. So you know, don't do it.",
"Have an honest conversation with him to see if things can change so you can get along better, and if not, tell him it's not a sustainable living situation.\n\n*checks sub*\n\nNever mind",
"How much time and money do you have? In a perfect world, this is quite easy. Find an attractive local female escort. You pay her to date this guy -- not inexpensive. She asks him to move in with her -- fake apartment. He moves out of your house. You fill the room with someone new. The escort breaks up with the guy and she goes home leaving him alone in the new place. If you really hate the dude and have about $30,000 and two months to set all of this up, your problem is solved.",
"shift the furniture very slightly every couple of days. Like only a couple/few inches. \nTurn the temperature on the water heater down a few degrees. \nGenerally be a little bit more down/negative when he's at the house. \nSee if you can get someone else to park in his spot from time to time. Not you. And he can't find out it's you. It just needs to be an irregular inconvenience that he experiences as part of living there. \nPour something stinky down the drains from time to time so the place seems like it has plumbing issues for smell, but nothing that impairs functionality. \nDepending on how many bathrooms there are, waking up earlier to use hot water or something, can have a totally plausible excuse like having to get to work early or the library or something. \nFind an almost dead battery and put it in the smoke detector outside his room in the middle of the night. The intermittent BEEP BEEP will disturb his sleep. Repeat at odd but frequent intervals. So that he thinks it's the Smoke Detector that's going bad. It'll get replaced at some point (they're very cheap). But you'll keep it up anyway so it seems more jinxed than anything. \nFigure out which fuse in the breaker panel goes to his room and flip it randomly so it seems like its going bad. Note, this will persist even if the breaker gets replaced. \nGo out of your way to be \"hlepful\". It might look like help, but it's not. Pick up groceries from the store. Get the slightly wrong things because of what was on sale. Arrange with your other roommates who know ahead of time. They will all be fine with their substitutions, and your roommate will seem ungrateful. \nWhen you're leaving early in the morning, drink plenty of coffee out of the pot. Your other roommates should be sure to get up and get themselves a cup before bad roommate wakes up. When he gets up the pot will be almost empty and he'll have to make more before he can have a cup. \n\nIt's really just orchestrating the thousand little normal inconveniences that happen when living with roommates, and those that *could* happen anywhere, and getting them all to happen with increasing frequency so that THIS place is somewhere he hates being. It's no-ones fault. It's just that this place is jinxed and nothing happens right. \nAlso, you don't want to do anything to impact any income source. You want him financially capable of moving out. So if you can connect him with someone who can give him a better job, do it.",
"Find his LinkedIn and hire a recruiter to look for jobs out of the area on his behalf. Tell the recruiter to not reveal you were involved. If the recruiter finds your roommate a new job, say goodbye and offer your congratulations!",
"Bring dead roaches, ants or even dead rats inside and tell him the house is infested.\n\nAct worried. This will cause him to worry as well.\n\nThan tell him you'll have an exterminator come. Fake it (or pay for a real one for authenticity points). Bring more dead roaches to make it seem like an ongoing problem.\n\nAct like you're not bothered by it.\n\n \n\n\nImportant:\n\n1. Make sure the pests you bring in are DEAD, or you will start a real problem.\n\n2. Get the dead pests from a verified source to avoid any disease. I suggest Petshop \"food\"",
"Start slashing his tires or stealing from his car. Talk about the low class neighbors that moved in. Area isn’t very safe anymore",
"I know I’m super late but I JUST had to do this. You may or may not be able to relate but here is the quick story. \n\nMy roommate was horrible, terrible with his money, super messy, etc etc. I won’t bore you with the details of how much he sucked. \n\nOne day he was late with his rent. He paid me the next day and he was still 300 short. That day I created a doc that was a “3 day notice”. He didn’t get it to me in time explaining that “they’re just bluffing”. \n\nAfter three days I said, sorry pal we got evicted. I can only make reparations if we pay X and I don’t have it, and you obviously don’t either. My only option is to get a new roommate who can cover the cost or we both move out. \n\nHe had to leave, it was amicable, we were still friends after he left and I got a roommate who didn’t suck. \n\nHope this helps. If he’s good with his money, maybe there is something else you can use your imaginary management office for?",
"Make it seem that you are the annoying roommate. \n\nleave empty toilet paper rolls, don't do the dishes, be loud during sleeping times. etc.",
"Buy a can of fart spray and go nuts when hes at home, those things are potent as fuk. when I was in middle school we had to evacuate the library because of it.",
"Where my passive aggressive people at. \n\nThings that have more or less worked for me OR things that have have worked on me. \n\nGetting drunk on week nights and watching star trek with the surround sound turned up close to the max. (Maybe dont if you have neighbors close by)\n\nMake it a point to use all of the media devices are shared. TV, gaming consoles, anything else someone wants to use. \n\nRandomly block his connection to the wifi via the router. When he complains say your internet is fine, it must be his device. Done over a few weeks this will break people. \n\nPay any debts or rent in coins, I once got 500 dollars in quarters. Long story..\n\nAnyway you can mess with the shower is a nice trick\n\nInsist that the apartment stay impeccably clean, enforce this on him or her and give them more and more chores. \n\nParties every weekend. Unless they are into that kind of thing. \n\nCook nice meals but only make enough for yourself.\n\nMaybe pretend you joined a crazy cult and talk about it all the time. And try to convince them to join. \n\nIf you know him well enough make a deal with the landlord unless its yourself. Some would help you for the right pay.",
"act very nicely and wake him up for a week or two, then hide drugs in his room and wake him up and \"find\" them tell him \"we have to talk\" then go to work, tell your family and \"ask what you should so?\" And \"You're so disappointed in him.\" Then kick him out saying \"I won't have drugs in my home, roommate.\"",
"Start eating his food and don't buy any of your own so he can't eat yours. If he stops buying food to stop you, go on a hunger strike until he leaves. If you die, you won't have him as a roommate anymore.",
"Plant the idea that he can do a better job /attend school elsewhere - somewhere he would be better suited for his charisma and intelligence and that whatever he is doing at the moment is not what he should be doing because he is better than that.",
"“Develop” unhealthy/unhygenic habits that other person can’t tolerate after a while. Leaving stuff around, not doing dishes on time, loud noises, dirty space etc etc. *a small price to pay for salvation*",
"Make his portion of the house unlivable, whenever he's not around mist his bed and his ceiling with water so that it grows moldy and mildewy over time, especially if it's a lease for the room and not for the apartment as a whole it would be entirely on his portion of the security deposit, I would go with mold over injecting bugs into the apartment because bugs can move but if you continue to discreetly make an unbearable for him he'll probably want to move out on his own. I would go with something like this over being the bad roommate because it keeps the piece a bit more if he doesn't suspect you but there are also other things beyond mold that you can probably do. Then you can also discreetly throw away or wear down his disposable items especially things that are difficult to count, throw away or eat a few of his cookies. You can also throw away razor heads, condoms, use or throw away some of his soap. If you can raise his cost of living enough discreetly like that he won't be able to afford the apartment anymore. That's about as unethical and as covert as I can get for you. Let me know what you think!",
"Start changing the WiFi password multiple times a day. Explain it with you think someone is using your WiFi without permission. This gets especially frustrating when your phone or Xbox is trying to do an update, but can’t ever finish, because the WiFi won’t stay connected. Lol!",
"1. Never flush after taking a shit.\n2. Never clean the bath or kitchen and be gross\n3. Wake up every night, Scream like a pig and blame it on nightmares.\n4. Always buy shitty smelling food, but avoid throwing the packages away.\n5. Fart like all the time\n6. There should be a lot of crumbled Kleenex laying around, so it looks like you are masturbating everywhere and all the time if he is not at home..\n\nHe will be out in no time...",
"This doesn't exactly fit this situation but..\n\n\nI once advised a woman in a similar situation but with a terrible boyfriend who didn't contribute to rent or help with chores. I told her to go to his job dressed up real sexy, hand him a motel key, and whisper in your sexy voice, \"I've got something special waiting for you...\"\n\nWhen he gets there, you aren't there, but all his stuff is.",
"I had a similar situation and it was a lot of fun to deal with lmao.\n\n​\n\n Im not sure exactly why u have issues with this guy but the reason i had issues with 2 of my roommates was because they were lazy and didn't work so they were always late on rent and utilities and other stupid shit and just absolute mooches, felt like they didn't have to work for anything etc etc.\n\n​\n\nI knew they were not good with money and one thing keeping them in our house (only 3 of us) was that I was able to pay my end of the rent and save their asses if need be. These guys are not social at all so if I were to move out they would just go live with their parents because they wouldn't be able to find a new roommate. \n\n​\n\nSo basically, I told them i was moving out, with our laws we have to give the landlord 2 months heads up so he can find a new tenant and isnt left with an income gap yada yada so I told them I gave my 2 months and its their responsibility to find a new roommate or cover the rent. They asked if I could find a roommate, i pretended for a day or two to look but then I told them if they arnt able to cover the extra rent to put in their 2 months to the landlord aswell. \n\nThey put in their notice of leaving in 2 months \"with me\"\n\n​\n\nAt this point I text the landlord (i was primary point of communication) and tell him I will take over the full rent happily until new roommates are found but if my current roommates ask don't mention my plans. \n\n​\n\n2 months pass, they get their parents to come move them out, I pack all my stuff up like im moving too and after they both get all their crap out I unpack and have the whole house to myself!\n\nI still play vidya with them actually cause they are fine gamer buds but as roommates they were awful, 0 personal-responsibility \n\nThis wont work in your situation but you can do something similar of \"make them think they need to go or rent etc will go up\"",
"This takes a little time but it works. All you have to do is ...Cut a hole in the wall behind his bed. Buy a couple Walkie talkies’s. Put one in said hole. Dry wall the hole as if there was never a hole to begin with. Then when he goes to sleep at night, search demon noises on your phone and play them over the other walkie talkie. Then tell em how a guy that sleeps in that room was murdered in the same place he sleeps. After a week or so, he will move out. 50% of the time it works every time!!!",
"Take a shit in their bed, and your bed. Do it over and over and they will never suspect it was you because you are a \"victim\" too!",
"Move out to another apartment with the roommates you like. But no room for him. Sorry, dude, we found a great 3 bedroom apartment wt love for Me, Joe, and Steve. Sorry we couldn't find one for 4 people but this place is Kick Ass and we're moving there April 1st. You'll have to find your own place or get some new people in here or something...",
"How about you tell him to clean up his act if not you’ll find another tenant. Don’t bounce around the issue dude.\n\nIn order to keep the peace, give him a shot to give you peace.",
"Have sex with his mother, who from the sounds of things could be your aunt. Film it, put it on Pornhub then recommend the video to him. Afterwards tell him she was horrible in bed.",
"Send him a suggestive photo where youre obviously naked but they cant see your wang. Worked for my landlord cause Im moving out next month.",
"Tell him to his face, \"Hey bro, your family and I love you, but we suck at living together. Probably be the best for us to part ways. Ill help ya move and shit but ya gotta find a place.\"",
"Frame him for murder. The police will take him away to his new living accommodations and you can act concerned about him and tell him you think he is innocent and stuff so you still look like a good family member",
"Mess with his room in a way that makes it unlivable. Adjust the window in a way where it won't shut all the way and forces the cold air to come in. Have a \"water leak\" coming from somewhere that continues to damage his stuff. Put some rotting food hidden in his room.\n\nIf he doesn't know about circuit breakers turn off the electricity in his room. The last place I was living at had a dead outlet in my room that also affected the overhead light so I had to use a lamp and extension cables to power up my stuff. It was really annoying but my landlord brought over an electrician to get it fixed over the weekend.\n\nIf they have a private bathroom you could make it unusable by turning off the water and telling them that they'll have to wait to use yours (although this can be annoying for the both of you).\n\nYou could also make the laundry, dryer, and refrigerator \"out of service\". Again, at my last place the dryer went out for a month so I had to hang my clothes which was also really annoying and took forever because it was December.\n\nLastly, move the WiFi as far away from their room as possible. Say that the WiFi stopped working where it was at and after you called the suggested moving it elsewhere.",
"I have a friend who lived with 3 other guys and they all hated this one guy. They pretended to get evicted and everyone packed up all their stuff and pretended to move out, and once the guy was all moved out, they brought their stuff back in and unpacked. 😂😂",
"Write his/her name on a piece of paper. Put it in a small flask inside the freezer. Wait.",
"A few things we did to 'nudge' our terrible roommate out. \n\n1. Allocate 99% of all wifi power away from their devices. Settings available on most routers\n2. Have loud sex. No one wants to confront someone about that. \n3. Cook food they hate, frequently",
"You keep the peace by behaving like a reasonable adult. Talk to your family explaining you do no get along, that you intend to ask him to move out.",
"Become a bad roommate. Your rep will go down but he will most likely move out. And like a year later when people give you shit about it you can say you acted like that intentionally to get him to move out lol",
"\" I can’t jack off naked on the couch or something.\"\n\n​\n\nWell, I'm all out of ideas.",
"What pisses this person off? To my thinking you've got 3 angles:\n\n**Biological**\n\n* Be messy.\n* Be filthy.\n* Buy some stink spray and squirt it into his room occasionally. Pretend you can't smell anything if asked.\n* Develop a taste for extra smelly fish curries and cook them all the time. \n* Buy kimchi and keep it in a unsealed container in the fridge.\n* Spill half a cup of water into the bottom of his closet several times a week until mold starts to grow on his clothing and shoes.\n* Get fleas/lice/scabies/impetigo/bedbugs and give them to him.\n\n**Behavioural**\n\n* Develop a hearing problem and do everything extra loud - you can always explain this as a temporary medical problem later. \n* Find Jesus/Buddha/Mindfulness/veganism/Wicca or whatever is the most offensive/irritating and try to convert him. Talk about it incessantly. Host groups of friends for bible study or chanting.\n* Host couch-surfers constantly or get one of your friends to pretend to be a drug-addicted homeless person that you're helping out to hang around and sleep on the couch. \n* Get a really annoying new girlfriend/boyfriend/friend and invite them over all the time.\n* Ask a lot of stupid questions. Like all the time. \n* Start leaving bottles of very strange pills all over the house. \n* Buy a duffel bag, some duct tape, a whole lot of big black rubbish bags, and a machete or axe. Leave it somewhere out of sight but somewhere he'll definitely find it. Pretend you know nothing about it if asked.\n* Become irritatingly helpful - start doing his laundry and shrink everything or put a red sock in and dye his whites pink, or tidy his room, or throw out his food because it's expired.\n\n**External pressures**\n\n* Bribe your scariest looking neighbour into starting a fake feud. Keep escalating it. \n* Stage a burglary.\n* Start sending him anonymous threats.\n* Forge an eviction notice from your landlord. Find yourself a fictitious room somewhere else while your annoying roommate find a real one. Hopefully they'll be gone when the landlord backs out at the last minute.",
"The answer is you dont, you move out yourself. I learned this lesson the hard way.",
"I did this to my sisters boyfriend who decided to up and move into our family home while being a major douche: give him shitty internet service by logging into the router (super easy) and finding his devices and changing it to the worst possible band/signal settings. I basically made it unusable. That was my subtle fuck you",
"Talk him into moving to another apartment with you. Find an apartment, then goad him into signing the lease first and making a deposit. Then, don't sign the lease and back the hell out. He'll be legally and financially committed. You won't.",
"Type 192.168.1.1 into chrome, sign in, and block his phone every few hours. This is guaranteed to break him",
"Talk about moving all the time, like it's the coolest thing ever. Make up tales of apartments so wondrously cool, it's absolutely unheard of. Be depressed about not getting them. (Bonus points for establishing all the characteristics of an absolute shithole as cool in the process). Wait for the jackass to move somewhere cool to get one over poor little you. Relax and enjoy the peace.",
"Shrimp tails in his curtain rods. The smell will make him move. The rods will come with him. Permanent revenge.",
"Start tripping breakers all the time on circuits he uses a lot. Use space heaters or toaster ovens.... but don't let him know how. Worse case... just flip them off at the breaker box and run away",
"Sign him up for Scientology and other religious/cult clubs and invite them to come visit your roommate.",
"Make the invornment impossible to live in, and become impossible to live with. Take massive shits and unchain the flusher in the toilet before he left the apartment. leave messes everywhere. Buy a mouse or two let them loose in the apartment. Make loud sounds and pay neighbours to make noise as well. Create a network of misinformation about crime in the area. you know... the basics.",
"How well do you know him? Find out the things that bother him most and subtly introduce those things in a way that won't look bad for you. \n\nDo smells bother him? Start cooking dishes that smell terrible but that you can claim are healthy for your new diet or something along those lines. \n\nDoes noise bother him? Loud sex or take up the drums or something.\n\nWhat's he scared of? Dogs? Snakes? Spiders? A friend of yours moved out of town and begged you to take over custody of his/her beloved pet or it was going to have to be put down. How could you say no?\n\nScared of ghosts? Make it seem like your house is haunted.\n\nWhat's he allergic to (not like deadly allergic)? Introduce it around the house in ways he won't notice but that will cause him grief.",
"Burn the house down when no one is home. Or when just that person is home.",
"give his room a little splash of fart spray. From everything I've read, it works wonders. At first he'll go into frantic fanatical cleaning, then he'll resort to leaving because he can't sleep or tolerate his room.\n\nOr you might have a mature conversation and let him know you don't think it is working out for all involved (including him) and it would be best to figure out an exist plan with deadlines and details. No heat needed. Classic \"it's not you, it's me.\"",
"Turn on the hot water tap when he's in the shower. Also complain about the shower. You need to make the place seem like a crap place to live.",
"Things don’t work like in the movies. I’m sure you won’t be anywhere near as subtle as you think you’re being. “Huh wow look at this apartment. Looks great, newly built, pretty cheap, and right by your work! Wow! What a coincidence. I’d move there myself if they allowed cats. Can’t be separated from Jasper, you know. You should look into it though!” Won’t work at all. He’ll know what you’re doing before you finish the first sentence.\n\nJust talk to him.",
"Tell him you have developed romantic feelings for him due to you two always being so close to each other.",
"Tell him everyone is moving. Have everyone fake move. Then move back in.",
"Start using his stuff, all the time. His food - help yourself. His PlayStation - bring it in your room when we you want. Out of TP, grab a few rolls from him. \n\nKeep rotating the location of his things in the common area, like shoes or his favourite mug. \n\nAlso throwing out his things like left overs, or paperwork - oops thought that was garbage.",
"Pretend to join some absurd cause or niche group and continually try to recruit him. Think MLM, flat earthers, doomsday psychic... Almost anything will do; doesn’t matter what you choose as long as you push it on him obsessively.\n\nYou can’t look bad for trying to include him. You may risk looking/sounding stupid, but that sounds like a small price to pay.",
"Please don’t fuck with him. I’m just going to guess he has existing issues and you’re only going to make them worse, both for the time he is in your living space and after – and as you mentioned, he is family.\n\nI can respect that you want him gone from your living space. However, you are going to need to approach this like an adult. Give him written notice that he has X number of days to vacate the premises or you/the cops will assist him in moving his belongings out. No need to specify where. Ideally find another location for him if you really want him gone without flak from the fam.",
"Okay these are all terrible ideas. I'm going to give you TRULY unethical advice.\n\nFirst, if he lives with you out of desperation or necessity, you have 0 chance of getting him out. He has to do it when he's comfortable.\n\nIf he's there by choice, then you start with mental abuse. Gaslighting would be the preferred method to cause as much confusion as possible. The more believable the gaslighting the better.\n\nOnce you've broken him mentally you can actually start making him act out by fucking with him in very minor ways that will not get you caught or even thought of and subsequently cause enough shit within the household to make him want to leave.\n\nIt takes a while to do properly but it's effective.",
"If you are renting, just move out and leave them behind. This has been what so many people had to do to my sister, she probably got the hint but it took leaving her behind. One guy rented the unit next door to lock her out.",
"Have aggressively loud sex with people at weird hours of the day and night while he tries to relax or sleep.\n\nThat or grow some balls and tell him you’d like him to move because you no longer wish to live with him, that’s what adults do.",
"Get a girlfriend or the girlfriend to start moaning at a ridiculous volume and start the ugly bumping only when hes home. Or everytime he gets home!",
"Do what I did a couple years ago.\n\nSlowly add a few drops of bleach and chlorine to the toilet bowl. At some point it'll reach critical mass and the next time your roomie goes to pee...\n\nBOOM! instant Mustard gas!\n\nIf that doesn't work... Then get the internet in their name exclusively and run a VPN connection from a laptop running TAILS OS and send bomb threats to various high value targets in your country of residence.\n\nDM me if you have any questions",
"Be forthright and honest: \"This isn't working out, please find another place to live, we'll help you move\"",
"rearrange the furniture weekly. rearrange where kitchen items are kept weekly. halfway clean then stop.",
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"[buy this alarm clock] (https://youtu.be/93RvM7NnpJU) and tell him you have narcolepsy. Then start going to the gym at 5am every morning and set the alarm for 4:30.",
"When you don't need the internet and they are doing something, flip the router power real quick. \n\nI had a roomate who said he was moving out and just gamed for the entire week up to the move out date and three days after.\n\nTurning off the breaker is fun. They even make locks for them. You could shut off water too or turn off the hot water.",
"Tell him you're looking at taking a different job in a different place. You wanted to let him know, because when it happens you expect to leave quickly. You look like the good guy for getting him a chance to find a new place, and when the new job doesn't materialize, that's just life.\n\n",
"Sleepwalk into his room every night.... Build up to scary noises in the wall (but a speaker in the wall)",
"Shit on the floor of the living room when they aren't there. When they get home, blame it on them. Repeat untill they move out because you're so fucking crazy they don't want to live with you",
"Once when very very young And just starting out I needed a roommate to split the rent. I had an ex girlfriend who needed a place for her and her baby to stay. I kind of wanted to get back with her. Shortly after she moved in she started fucking one of my friends and they made my life a living hell. \n\nI moved out but stopped paying rent. I kept paying the utilities because I’m not a monster and she had a kid but I waited for her to get the eviction notice and once she moved out I paid my bill in full.",
"Never too late to learn to play the trumpet. Or any other obnoxious instrument or hobby.",
"Make it seem like he has to move out- structural problem, leaks, mould, damp, remodelling etc. How is your relationship with the landlord? You could possibly get the landlord involved for a bribe.",
"Learn Spanish by only watching Latin channels and always repeat the dialog word for word.",
"Jack of naked on the- oh, I see...\n\nWell, then.\n\nStart looking for new places with your roomie. One of two things...\n\n1. Annoying dude moves out thinking you're all moving out soon\n2. You find a sweet place and move out",
"I've gotten rid of 2 roommates before by disabling their access to cable tv and wifi. Took one day got the first one to leave, the second took a couple months.",
"God I hope I’m not too late! Ok! \n\nOption 1: buy a ton of house plants, and when ever he’s arriving home, set them up like your giving a speech. Proceed to improv a speech. When he walks through the front door, look startled and say “we’ll Finnish this later”. Move house plants back to room \n\nOption 2: buy a dozen eggs. Draw faces on all of them. Name the eggs after real people, yourself and him included. Show him. When he’s not around, obliterate his egg and leave it out, with all the other intact ones. Then If he asks, say his egg didn’t fit in \n\nOption 3: buy a gun. Clean gun in public house space(kitchen) often muttering “soon...Soon...SOON",
"Go get some dirt from the middle of a crossroads and put it in his room. Doesn’t have to be a lot. Dirt crossroads. Middle.",
"Could you hide a waterproof Bluetooth speaker somewhere out of their window and play nature (like high pitched bird sounds) super early in the morning? At night you could also play cop cars and stuff. \n\nThen frequently mention armed break ins the area. \n\n\nYou could keep rearranging things in common areas. Explain that “you’re bored or depressed and you read somewhere it could help”. \n\nMaybe put something stinky in their room, but you risk getting bugs or the smell going into other common areas. \n\nMove their items around in their fridge constantly. \n\nPark in their favorite parking space. \n\nIf you have a google mini or amazon echo hub, you can get some smart lightbulbs. Don’t tell them you bought the hub and only change the lights with your phone. When you aren’t there to change them, leave them on obnoxious colors and really bright or dark colors. Then put them on a lot of obnoxious timers to turn them on and off randomly. \n\nMess with the WiFi, the breaker box and their shower at different times, especially if they are downloading or streaming something. \n\nGive their number to a lot of companies that do robo-calls. It’s a quick thing to do and can annoy them while they’re already on edge from everything else you’ve done.",
"Avoidance is one way. If your lease is up soon and you’re willing to move. Just bite the bullet and end the lease and don’t continue a new one with him.\n\nFrom personal experience, I was in a similar situation back in the day and I did not deal with it properly. It ended in weeks of passive aggressive behavior because I was so fed up and it nearly lead to a fist fight, but we didn’t let it come to that. It did end up with him moving out and us not speaking for 2 years. \n\nMy situation was obviously a bit different, but in this situation and most of my past situations what I would have done is force a sit down, all emotions, all feelings aside, and just tell him why he needs to leave and why it’s not working. If anyone comes back to do as to why he’s ate up about it you can say, look, I told him why it wasn’t working, he wasn’t willing to work with me and my situation, I tried, end of story. Somehow or another you put yourself or allowed yourself to be in this situation, man up, and face the music. You’ll feel better afterwards",
"\"Dude everytime i come home it smells like bitch in here. Why are you stinking up the place?\""
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"A good reason (w/ evidence) for why i missed an exam for \"personal reasons\" ",
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"In situations like this I find the more embarrassing the excuse the less likely you are to be probed for more information. \n\nGo into detail. I was on my way into school, towards class and there’s no other way to describe it my guts turned to Vesuvius. Wouldn’t stop, was in agony, seeping through my trousers, reached my socks. Ran home in disgrace.",
"You have a friend going through depression and or other hard times and it has been rough on you. It's one that works better by just admitting it, but if you want to be really unethical, say they had suicidal thoughts and spent time with them, consoling them, and took them to counseling and what not",
"My friend's mom got arrested and I had to take of her two kids until she could get bailed out.",
"You walked in on your girlfriend or boyfriend having sex with someone else and you were devastated ",
"I once claimed a migraine in a similar situation. However, I did end up having to go to a doctor and get an MRI to prove it to the professor. Probably wouldn't be believable as something you wouldn't want to talk about though.",
"An alibi of some kind. Try to prove you were in a different area and then imply you were there due to unforeseen circumstances. A parking receipt or bus ticket could even work. ",
"Make an obituary in Word with a fake name and picture and said your great aunt died. My friend used to do this to get a few days off work. "
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"I want to buy health insurance in a different state than where I live. The only individual plans in my state are HMOs where I cannot choose my own doctors. ",
"I want to buy health insurance in a different state than where I live. The only individual plans in my state are HMOs where I cannot choose my own doctors. "
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"It probably will, but it may be worth consulting a lawyer to see if there is an easier way to do it. \"low cost options\" on the individual market are a scam and one of the ways the insurance lobby, through the executive branch, has chipped away at the ACA",
"People work in one state and live in another and still get their insurance through their out of state job. Doesn't seem like your doing anything off.\n\nJust make sure the plan your company gets is worth what your paying."
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"How can I not pay for car insurance but not get in trouble? I’m 16 and the rates are abysmal.",
"How can I not pay for car insurance but not get in trouble? I’m 16 and the rates are abysmal.",
"How can I not pay for car insurance but not get in trouble? I’m 16 and the rates are abysmal.",
"How can I not pay for car insurance but not get in trouble? I’m 16 and the rates are abysmal.",
"How can I not pay for car insurance but not get in trouble? I’m 16 and the rates are abysmal.",
"How can I not pay for car insurance but not get in trouble? I’m 16 and the rates are abysmal.",
"How can I not pay for car insurance but not get in trouble? I’m 16 and the rates are abysmal.",
"How can I not pay for car insurance but not get in trouble? I’m 16 and the rates are abysmal.",
"How can I not pay for car insurance but not get in trouble? I’m 16 and the rates are abysmal."
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"Dont get pulled over. Make sure all lights on the car work, make sure you come to a complete stop at all stop signs. Dont speed even on the highway.",
"It could come back to bite you even if you do nothing wrong and someone *else* hits *you*.",
"welcome to adulthood. where everything is over priced and required to be a law abiding citizen.\n\nNH doesn't require insurance, so move there?",
"I knew someone that drove for 38 years without a licence, had the car registered, taxed and insured in someone else's name and was a good driver so never got in trouble",
"You can identify as a woman to save money on your car ins, you can get an older, cheaper car. But that's about it.",
"Pay for the first month of insurance and they’ll send you an insurance paper that’s good for a year?...I mean I do this sometimes, but idk if police can check if your insurance is active. I think they’re cracking down on it.",
"Get approved to start your own insurance company and become it's only client?",
"Ebay an uber or Lyft sign or have someone make \"custom\" plates like \"Senator 02\" with blacked out windows and Tahoe. Nobody will mess with you unless you slam into a building....",
"Call an insurance company start a policy but tell the you want to pay with bank account. Give them the bank account info they’ll start the policy. Just close the account afterdamp & they won’t be able to take the money out. You won’t technically have insurance but you’ll have the police card via email just Incase you get pulled over"
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"get short term disability from PTSD? Hey guys. I’m already diagnosed with PTSD and taking meds for it. I no longer want to be at current job for various reasons. I have short term and long term disability benefits with them. My question is how can I use my PTSD to get short term disability through my job? What should I say to doctor and or HR to be able to get? Thanks for any help",
"get short term disability from PTSD? Hey guys. I’m already diagnosed with PTSD and taking meds for it. I no longer want to be at current job for various reasons. I have short term and long term disability benefits with them. My question is how can I use my PTSD to get short term disability through my job? What should I say to doctor and or HR to be able to get? Thanks for any help",
"get short term disability from PTSD? Hey guys. I’m already diagnosed with PTSD and taking meds for it. I no longer want to be at current job for various reasons. I have short term and long term disability benefits with them. My question is how can I use my PTSD to get short term disability through my job? What should I say to doctor and or HR to be able to get? Thanks for any help",
"get short term disability from PTSD? Hey guys. I’m already diagnosed with PTSD and taking meds for it. I no longer want to be at current job for various reasons. I have short term and long term disability benefits with them. My question is how can I use my PTSD to get short term disability through my job? What should I say to doctor and or HR to be able to get? Thanks for any help"
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"Tell your doctor you can’t go to work and need time off. That’s usually all it takes.",
"This is assuming you're in the US:\n\nI have complex PTSD, and I was able to get STD for debilitating anxiety by asking for it. I was told by the people at the STD company that I was approved specifically because I enrolled in an IOP (intensive outpatient program) to treat it. \n\nI got STD before qualifying for FMLA, but that may not happen everywhere. My employer was awesome, but the job was really not a fit for me. The job wasn't causing my anxiety - the imminent collapse of my marriage was. But I didn't tell anyone that. I didn't have to. \n\nFirst, get FMLA to protect your job. Either at the same time or immediately after, apply for STD and consider an IOP like I did. Even if you don't technically need it at the moment, it'll probably still be helpful given your PTSD.\n\nFinding a mental illness IOP (rather than an addiction IOP) can be tough, so make phone calls to places you find on Google until you find one. I found a mental illness IOP at a place that primarily treats addiction, so call those places anyway. My IOP was 2.5 hours, Monday-Thursday for three months and in person (before the pandemic).\n\nIf you're in the Salt Lake City area, DM me and I'll tell you where I went.\n\nAs for my symptoms, I couldn't concentrate or sleep, I was having panic attacks, I was uncontrollably crying, the rare times I did sleep I was having PTSD attacks in my sleep (thrashing, yelling, punching and kicking my husband), and, worst of all, I was literally throwing up in the middle of the night several times a month from anxiety. Several more nights a month I sat on the floor in front of the toilet for hours waiting to see if I was going to throw up. You know how when you're sick you feel better after you throw up? That didn't happen when I was specifically throwing up from anxiety. \n\nThe meds didn't help. It was absolute hell. What solved it was getting out of my horrible marriage situation.\n\ntl;dr: Enroll in an IOP and you'll be more likely to be approved for STD by the STD company.",
"You might want to do some Internet research about what symptoms tick which boxes.",
"I used to be. Short Term Disability Analyst for one of the major insurance companies. \n\nPretty much if your doctor agrees that you need some time off due to a medical condition like cancer, pregnancy, or ptsd, the insurance companies will accept the claim. \n\nEach company has different guidelines, but typically with a psychological affliction, my company would require more documentation if the doctor was ordering the disability to extend beyond 6 weeks. \n\nLong term disability (if you also have that coverage) is a tough cookie to bake if one is trying to get it approved for a psych condition."
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"Neighbor is launching illegal fireworks to annoy us, our dog, and a veteran living here, any tips? This started last weekend, a neighbor was launching large mortar style fireworks so I walked over and calmly asked them to stop. The owner of the house just replied “fuck off, it’s Saturday night, enjoy it.”\n\nNow they are launching one, maybe two a day. Just enough to make the dog lose his mind, and a veteran living with us to be on edge. I don’t know if the police will do anything (these are illegal fireworks in my state) because it’s just one and then they stop for at least an hour or the whole day.",
"Neighbor is launching illegal fireworks to annoy us, our dog, and a veteran living here, any tips? This started last weekend, a neighbor was launching large mortar style fireworks so I walked over and calmly asked them to stop. The owner of the house just replied “fuck off, it’s Saturday night, enjoy it.”\n\nNow they are launching one, maybe two a day. Just enough to make the dog lose his mind, and a veteran living with us to be on edge. I don’t know if the police will do anything (these are illegal fireworks in my state) because it’s just one and then they stop for at least an hour or the whole day.",
"Neighbor is launching illegal fireworks to annoy us, our dog, and a veteran living here, any tips? This started last weekend, a neighbor was launching large mortar style fireworks so I walked over and calmly asked them to stop. The owner of the house just replied “fuck off, it’s Saturday night, enjoy it.”\n\nNow they are launching one, maybe two a day. Just enough to make the dog lose his mind, and a veteran living with us to be on edge. I don’t know if the police will do anything (these are illegal fireworks in my state) because it’s just one and then they stop for at least an hour or the whole day.",
"Neighbor is launching illegal fireworks to annoy us, our dog, and a veteran living here, any tips? This started last weekend, a neighbor was launching large mortar style fireworks so I walked over and calmly asked them to stop. The owner of the house just replied “fuck off, it’s Saturday night, enjoy it.”\n\nNow they are launching one, maybe two a day. Just enough to make the dog lose his mind, and a veteran living with us to be on edge. I don’t know if the police will do anything (these are illegal fireworks in my state) because it’s just one and then they stop for at least an hour or the whole day.",
"Neighbor is launching illegal fireworks to annoy us, our dog, and a veteran living here, any tips? This started last weekend, a neighbor was launching large mortar style fireworks so I walked over and calmly asked them to stop. The owner of the house just replied “fuck off, it’s Saturday night, enjoy it.”\n\nNow they are launching one, maybe two a day. Just enough to make the dog lose his mind, and a veteran living with us to be on edge. I don’t know if the police will do anything (these are illegal fireworks in my state) because it’s just one and then they stop for at least an hour or the whole day.",
"Neighbor is launching illegal fireworks to annoy us, our dog, and a veteran living here, any tips? This started last weekend, a neighbor was launching large mortar style fireworks so I walked over and calmly asked them to stop. The owner of the house just replied “fuck off, it’s Saturday night, enjoy it.”\n\nNow they are launching one, maybe two a day. Just enough to make the dog lose his mind, and a veteran living with us to be on edge. I don’t know if the police will do anything (these are illegal fireworks in my state) because it’s just one and then they stop for at least an hour or the whole day.",
"Neighbor is launching illegal fireworks to annoy us, our dog, and a veteran living here, any tips? This started last weekend, a neighbor was launching large mortar style fireworks so I walked over and calmly asked them to stop. The owner of the house just replied “fuck off, it’s Saturday night, enjoy it.”\n\nNow they are launching one, maybe two a day. Just enough to make the dog lose his mind, and a veteran living with us to be on edge. I don’t know if the police will do anything (these are illegal fireworks in my state) because it’s just one and then they stop for at least an hour or the whole day.",
"Neighbor is launching illegal fireworks to annoy us, our dog, and a veteran living here, any tips? This started last weekend, a neighbor was launching large mortar style fireworks so I walked over and calmly asked them to stop. The owner of the house just replied “fuck off, it’s Saturday night, enjoy it.”\n\nNow they are launching one, maybe two a day. Just enough to make the dog lose his mind, and a veteran living with us to be on edge. I don’t know if the police will do anything (these are illegal fireworks in my state) because it’s just one and then they stop for at least an hour or the whole day.",
"Neighbor is launching illegal fireworks to annoy us, our dog, and a veteran living here, any tips? This started last weekend, a neighbor was launching large mortar style fireworks so I walked over and calmly asked them to stop. The owner of the house just replied “fuck off, it’s Saturday night, enjoy it.”\n\nNow they are launching one, maybe two a day. Just enough to make the dog lose his mind, and a veteran living with us to be on edge. I don’t know if the police will do anything (these are illegal fireworks in my state) because it’s just one and then they stop for at least an hour or the whole day.",
"Neighbor is launching illegal fireworks to annoy us, our dog, and a veteran living here, any tips? This started last weekend, a neighbor was launching large mortar style fireworks so I walked over and calmly asked them to stop. The owner of the house just replied “fuck off, it’s Saturday night, enjoy it.”\n\nNow they are launching one, maybe two a day. Just enough to make the dog lose his mind, and a veteran living with us to be on edge. I don’t know if the police will do anything (these are illegal fireworks in my state) because it’s just one and then they stop for at least an hour or the whole day.",
"Neighbor is launching illegal fireworks to annoy us, our dog, and a veteran living here, any tips? This started last weekend, a neighbor was launching large mortar style fireworks so I walked over and calmly asked them to stop. The owner of the house just replied “fuck off, it’s Saturday night, enjoy it.”\n\nNow they are launching one, maybe two a day. Just enough to make the dog lose his mind, and a veteran living with us to be on edge. I don’t know if the police will do anything (these are illegal fireworks in my state) because it’s just one and then they stop for at least an hour or the whole day.",
"Neighbor is launching illegal fireworks to annoy us, our dog, and a veteran living here, any tips? This started last weekend, a neighbor was launching large mortar style fireworks so I walked over and calmly asked them to stop. The owner of the house just replied “fuck off, it’s Saturday night, enjoy it.”\n\nNow they are launching one, maybe two a day. Just enough to make the dog lose his mind, and a veteran living with us to be on edge. I don’t know if the police will do anything (these are illegal fireworks in my state) because it’s just one and then they stop for at least an hour or the whole day.",
"Neighbor is launching illegal fireworks to annoy us, our dog, and a veteran living here, any tips? This started last weekend, a neighbor was launching large mortar style fireworks so I walked over and calmly asked them to stop. The owner of the house just replied “fuck off, it’s Saturday night, enjoy it.”\n\nNow they are launching one, maybe two a day. Just enough to make the dog lose his mind, and a veteran living with us to be on edge. I don’t know if the police will do anything (these are illegal fireworks in my state) because it’s just one and then they stop for at least an hour or the whole day.",
"Neighbor is launching illegal fireworks to annoy us, our dog, and a veteran living here, any tips? This started last weekend, a neighbor was launching large mortar style fireworks so I walked over and calmly asked them to stop. The owner of the house just replied “fuck off, it’s Saturday night, enjoy it.”\n\nNow they are launching one, maybe two a day. Just enough to make the dog lose his mind, and a veteran living with us to be on edge. I don’t know if the police will do anything (these are illegal fireworks in my state) because it’s just one and then they stop for at least an hour or the whole day.",
"Neighbor is launching illegal fireworks to annoy us, our dog, and a veteran living here, any tips? This started last weekend, a neighbor was launching large mortar style fireworks so I walked over and calmly asked them to stop. The owner of the house just replied “fuck off, it’s Saturday night, enjoy it.”\n\nNow they are launching one, maybe two a day. Just enough to make the dog lose his mind, and a veteran living with us to be on edge. I don’t know if the police will do anything (these are illegal fireworks in my state) because it’s just one and then they stop for at least an hour or the whole day.",
"Neighbor is launching illegal fireworks to annoy us, our dog, and a veteran living here, any tips? This started last weekend, a neighbor was launching large mortar style fireworks so I walked over and calmly asked them to stop. The owner of the house just replied “fuck off, it’s Saturday night, enjoy it.”\n\nNow they are launching one, maybe two a day. Just enough to make the dog lose his mind, and a veteran living with us to be on edge. I don’t know if the police will do anything (these are illegal fireworks in my state) because it’s just one and then they stop for at least an hour or the whole day.",
"Neighbor is launching illegal fireworks to annoy us, our dog, and a veteran living here, any tips? This started last weekend, a neighbor was launching large mortar style fireworks so I walked over and calmly asked them to stop. The owner of the house just replied “fuck off, it’s Saturday night, enjoy it.”\n\nNow they are launching one, maybe two a day. Just enough to make the dog lose his mind, and a veteran living with us to be on edge. I don’t know if the police will do anything (these are illegal fireworks in my state) because it’s just one and then they stop for at least an hour or the whole day."
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"Fire your own directly at his house, the police won’t believe his story when he blames you for burning his house down!",
"Make sure to record any instances of fireworks being set off. Make note of the day, time, and anything else that could strengthen a complaint. Most cities have house ordinances and if they’re illegal fireworks then he’s definitely not supposed to set them off. \n\nAfter you’ve got a 1-3 recordings take it to the police and file a complaint. ",
"Order repeated late night pizza (or day pizza if he is a night owl) from different places, leave his number if you can (so you can say call on arrival) and request to pay cash. Also, add driver instructions ‘knock really loudly I am slightly deaf’. Not one a night for a week but like 5 in one night. \n\nGuy in Germany had been getting pizza delivered to him at home and work for a couple of weeks, they couldn’t work out who was. Police got involved in the end and AFAIK couldn’t do anything. ",
"Take a stocking. Pull it over your head. Break into his house while he sleeps, beat the fuck out of him with a baseball bat.",
"Move out, then after a couple of years come back and burn his house down. No one will suspect you. ",
"Put a “political candidate” of choice campaign sign in his front yard. Somebody like David Duke\n\nFake a gmail with his name and address on it. Sign him up for various porn sites/adult bookstores, spam, etc so he gets tons of offensive junk mail.\n\n",
"Get your neighbours in on it when if you report this to the police. I'm sure they'll vouch against the guy purposefully annoying people. ",
"Steal the fireworks. Seriously, break in when he is at work and steal the fckn things. Several books on amazon on how to do this, and other crimes. \n\nOr sue him, for willfully inflicting distress upon you and your dog.",
"Put offensive or racist bumper stickers on his car. Bonus points for putting them directly on the paint",
"Plant pot plants at his fence line or in his front yard. Call the cops on him for growing pot.",
"Find an open window and get cans of febreeze and zip ties. Just febreeze grenade his house so he can’t stay in it.",
"Freeze eggs. Throw them at his windows. Frozen eggs are hard as rocks and fly farther than normal eggs. After the window breaks, if he isn’t home, the egg (broken because it expanded when it froze) will thaw and ooze egg gunk onto his floor.\n\n/throwing them at his car will work too.",
"PTSD could be a viable thing to use against this asshole. Plus, noise ordinances in the area? He has made it clear that he doesn't intend to get along with his neighbors. I hope you find a way to silence him and his nasty toys.",
"Have the vet act like he’s having a flashback, beat the shit out of them, then tell the police the fireworks set him off. He’ll have to go to therapy and possibly an institution, but problem solved, right?",
"Put raw meat in his planters or bushes. The stench will ripen over a week. ",
"Have the vet staying with you fake some kind of PTSD induced rage attack right after he sets off the fireworks. Sure the cops might be called on your vet friend but the fireworks will stop.",
"Throw meat on his roof or if he has an out side air conditioning put meat in it . The smell will ruin his house "
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"Ex Employer still paying direct deposit after I was fired. Are there any implications? ",
"Ex Employer still paying direct deposit after I was fired. Are there any implications? ",
"Ex Employer still paying direct deposit after I was fired. Are there any implications? ",
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"DON'T SPEND IT!!!!!!!! ..... yet. Do your laws have a time limit before it's considered your money and their loss?\n\n\nUnethical Option 1: Move to a high interest savings account and keep the interest if they ask for it back\nUnethical Option 2: Keep it in the account it arrived in then you can claim you never noticed it if it goes tits up.",
"Depending on the job, accounting will keep 1 to 2 paychecks in the back, so those could simply be the last paychecks being distributed.\n\nIn the USA, employers have a right to recoup overpayment but it's on them.",
"Hopefully you get lucky on this one. I don’t think you can catch any charges for *not* telling the company, but I know you can get in some legal trouble for spending it - and you won’t have great luck acting like you “didn’t know” unless you spend more on a lawyer than you made with this. Leave that money in the bank and don’t touch it for several months. At that point, it’s safer to assume they won’t come for it and that it would be more plausible that you really didn’t know it was ill-gotten gains once you spend it (unless they are still paying you after several months - then it gets more complicated because it can’t keep going forever, and it becomes more likely they care and investigate if they realize they gave you that much money). \nThere is case law of people getting jail time for spending this kind of income without reporting the error to the company. A little probably wouldn’t be worth their time to pursue legally, but a lot of money might. \n\n\nMaybe even open another bank account so that you don’t touch this one for a while, and this becomes some long term savings.",
"Ask yourself this question: Can that \"big company\" afford \"big attorneys?\" Stuff like this happens all the time. It's accepting money under false pretenses. Do some research, find out how it worked for others in your situation.",
"Where are these high interest savings accounts everyone is chirping about? I think they’re all like .006% interest unless this dudes pay was like 50k/week.",
"Yes this is called undo enrichment and is legally enforceable. \n\nHowever. Treat it as a cr",
"Sometimes pay periods are behind a few weeks , these could simply just be your last 2 checks .",
"Not an answer to your question, just something to watch for - if they do end up asking for it back check your w2 at the end of the year to make sure those wages aren't on there. You don't want to pay taxes on money you never received. Maybe find a copy of your last legitimate paystub and save it to compare to your w2 when you get it.",
"Just show back up to work there if the guy who fired you left he prob didn’t submit the proper paperwork … they might think you were on vacation and never ask about the money",
"You will need to pay taxes on the money if they don’t make you pay it back, and when they issue a W-2 they will figure \nout what they have been doing . I would not put it into any type of investment , because if they do want the money back and the investment has gone down, you will still owe the money.",
"Maybe a dumb question but why would you be forced to pay it back? If they give you money that's their fault and their loss. I don't understand",
"I'd keep it, and not tell them. Sounds like a them problem, but be sure to get an accurate tax document from them.",
"Invest in I Bonds. Rate is currently 9.72 and is good for six months. Have to hold for five years, but the penalty if you cash in early is only 3 months worth of interest.",
"Do you have in writing that you were fired? If you are still getting paid maybe you are still working there.\n\nMaybe the manager who fired you and no longer works there screwed up somehow.",
"This happened with me. Salary was cr",
"Just go back to work. If the previous manager didn’t put your dismissal papers, you still have a job. Just say, I was on vacation and are reporting now for duty.",
"In the true spirit of this sub: buy some drugs and sell the drugs. Now you have doubled your money. Now you've made money and can still return the other money.",
"Depending on your skills. You could use it to buy low risk product wholesale and sell for profit. Unsure if you’re paycheque to paycheque, but this can basically be used as a zero interest line of cr",
"As others have said, put the money aside and wait. Eventually someone will notice. The question is, will that person report the error and get people in trouble or will they just quietly stop the paychecks and walk away. Depends on the ramifications of reporting it. Just wait. Oh and keep us posted!!!",
"As others have said, this could also be PTO, severance or something else the company thinks you are owed. Just hold onto it and don't spend it."
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"What are some annoying email newsletters I could subscribe a shitty person to? ",
"What are some annoying email newsletters I could subscribe a shitty person to? ",
"What are some annoying email newsletters I could subscribe a shitty person to? "
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"Find out their political alignment and sign them up for newsletters from enemy websites.",
"Fill in lots of magazine subscription cards with their address, check \"bill me later\", and send them in. But only for magazines they would despise (i.e., if they go hunting, lots of vegetarian and animal rights type publications)",
"Most newsletters will require you to click a link they send to your email before subscribing, so its not that easy"
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"I'm in the US and need prescription meds (fluconazole) without a scrip ",
"I'm in the US and need prescription meds (fluconazole) without a scrip "
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"You can try India mart. That is where a ton of medications are made and I buy a few items without issue.",
"Can you get to Mexico?\n\nYou need no script there. You can get just about anything you want."
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"How to get credit card info for free trial without putting in real credentials ",
"How to get credit card info for free trial without putting in real credentials ",
"How to get credit card info for free trial without putting in real credentials ",
"How to get credit card info for free trial without putting in real credentials ",
"How to get credit card info for free trial without putting in real credentials "
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"privacy.com will give you a card number with however much you need on it",
"Get a Visa gift card, use most of it but leave like 5 bucks or less on it. Enough for the temporary authorization to test if its real. Only works for some retailers though because some don't allow gift cards. Some gift cards don't register though as a gift card, I've had mixed results. But basically when the trial is over and it goes to charge it will either be rejected and you can reuse it on other sites or it gets used up. I think it depends on the card.",
"I use my PayPal debit card for this. I have my business account which I do business with obviously, then I have my crap account. Sign up for trials, order things from fishy places, etc etc I never have more than $20 on the card. That account doesn't even have my real name on it.",
"gift cards, my friend. Visa/Amex are available just about anywhere. You will need a startup cost for buying the card, but that's worth it imo",
"Buy a visa or mastercard gift card, spend the money on something you really actually want (i.e. groceries) leaving a small balance. Sign up for free trail with the almost spent card, their attempt to charge you will always bounce."
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"Internet service had wrong apt # and it is not charging me as that apt disconnected its service. I am moving so do I need to disconnect it? ",
"Internet service had wrong apt # and it is not charging me as that apt disconnected its service. I am moving so do I need to disconnect it? ",
"Internet service had wrong apt # and it is not charging me as that apt disconnected its service. I am moving so do I need to disconnect it? ",
"Internet service had wrong apt # and it is not charging me as that apt disconnected its service. I am moving so do I need to disconnect it? "
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"Put a call recorder on your phone and call your ISP. Provide them with the account number that has your name on it and cancel it. If the account is already cancelled thank them for looking into it. Ask to lookup your account by phone number as well, and then by address.\n\nThe internet that is in your apartment is not your property or liability.",
"They will most likely try to back bill you once they realize the mistake, if they realize it.",
"Just move. The service isnt attached to you.\n\nIve done like this where they wanted me to physically take 1/2 a day to bring the equipment back. But I had to leave the next day. Took it with me and said send me a box and a label. They never did. It hit my cr",
"Don’t take the router and turn that in if it can be traced to your account. Move and say nothing."
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"Please separate the requests and the ULPT. I try browsing the ULPT because most of the stuff is pretty interesting. I ALWAYS get countless amounts of ULPT requests and it is very annoying and I can’t find any ULPT. Please do something about this ",
"Please separate the requests and the ULPT. I try browsing the ULPT because most of the stuff is pretty interesting. I ALWAYS get countless amounts of ULPT requests and it is very annoying and I can’t find any ULPT. Please do something about this "
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"I think request flair is enough, people need to stop typing request in the post",
"On browser, CTRL-F and search \"ULPT:\" This will allow you to skip the requests."
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"Supervisor denied my time off request for Christmas. To avoid getting a write up for calling in after a time off request is denied, I need a doctor's note. There's nothing physically wrong with me and I'm not sick, so how can I get a doctor's note to have that day off? ",
"Supervisor denied my time off request for Christmas. To avoid getting a write up for calling in after a time off request is denied, I need a doctor's note. There's nothing physically wrong with me and I'm not sick, so how can I get a doctor's note to have that day off? ",
"Supervisor denied my time off request for Christmas. To avoid getting a write up for calling in after a time off request is denied, I need a doctor's note. There's nothing physically wrong with me and I'm not sick, so how can I get a doctor's note to have that day off? ",
"Supervisor denied my time off request for Christmas. To avoid getting a write up for calling in after a time off request is denied, I need a doctor's note. There's nothing physically wrong with me and I'm not sick, so how can I get a doctor's note to have that day off? ",
"Supervisor denied my time off request for Christmas. To avoid getting a write up for calling in after a time off request is denied, I need a doctor's note. There's nothing physically wrong with me and I'm not sick, so how can I get a doctor's note to have that day off? ",
"Supervisor denied my time off request for Christmas. To avoid getting a write up for calling in after a time off request is denied, I need a doctor's note. There's nothing physically wrong with me and I'm not sick, so how can I get a doctor's note to have that day off? ",
"Supervisor denied my time off request for Christmas. To avoid getting a write up for calling in after a time off request is denied, I need a doctor's note. There's nothing physically wrong with me and I'm not sick, so how can I get a doctor's note to have that day off? ",
"Supervisor denied my time off request for Christmas. To avoid getting a write up for calling in after a time off request is denied, I need a doctor's note. There's nothing physically wrong with me and I'm not sick, so how can I get a doctor's note to have that day off? ",
"Supervisor denied my time off request for Christmas. To avoid getting a write up for calling in after a time off request is denied, I need a doctor's note. There's nothing physically wrong with me and I'm not sick, so how can I get a doctor's note to have that day off? ",
"Supervisor denied my time off request for Christmas. To avoid getting a write up for calling in after a time off request is denied, I need a doctor's note. There's nothing physically wrong with me and I'm not sick, so how can I get a doctor's note to have that day off? ",
"Supervisor denied my time off request for Christmas. To avoid getting a write up for calling in after a time off request is denied, I need a doctor's note. There's nothing physically wrong with me and I'm not sick, so how can I get a doctor's note to have that day off? ",
"Supervisor denied my time off request for Christmas. To avoid getting a write up for calling in after a time off request is denied, I need a doctor's note. There's nothing physically wrong with me and I'm not sick, so how can I get a doctor's note to have that day off? ",
"Supervisor denied my time off request for Christmas. To avoid getting a write up for calling in after a time off request is denied, I need a doctor's note. There's nothing physically wrong with me and I'm not sick, so how can I get a doctor's note to have that day off? ",
"Supervisor denied my time off request for Christmas. To avoid getting a write up for calling in after a time off request is denied, I need a doctor's note. There's nothing physically wrong with me and I'm not sick, so how can I get a doctor's note to have that day off? ",
"Supervisor denied my time off request for Christmas. To avoid getting a write up for calling in after a time off request is denied, I need a doctor's note. There's nothing physically wrong with me and I'm not sick, so how can I get a doctor's note to have that day off? ",
"Supervisor denied my time off request for Christmas. To avoid getting a write up for calling in after a time off request is denied, I need a doctor's note. There's nothing physically wrong with me and I'm not sick, so how can I get a doctor's note to have that day off? ",
"Supervisor denied my time off request for Christmas. To avoid getting a write up for calling in after a time off request is denied, I need a doctor's note. There's nothing physically wrong with me and I'm not sick, so how can I get a doctor's note to have that day off? ",
"Supervisor denied my time off request for Christmas. To avoid getting a write up for calling in after a time off request is denied, I need a doctor's note. There's nothing physically wrong with me and I'm not sick, so how can I get a doctor's note to have that day off? ",
"Supervisor denied my time off request for Christmas. To avoid getting a write up for calling in after a time off request is denied, I need a doctor's note. There's nothing physically wrong with me and I'm not sick, so how can I get a doctor's note to have that day off? ",
"Supervisor denied my time off request for Christmas. To avoid getting a write up for calling in after a time off request is denied, I need a doctor's note. There's nothing physically wrong with me and I'm not sick, so how can I get a doctor's note to have that day off? ",
"Supervisor denied my time off request for Christmas. To avoid getting a write up for calling in after a time off request is denied, I need a doctor's note. There's nothing physically wrong with me and I'm not sick, so how can I get a doctor's note to have that day off? "
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"The actual pro tip here would be to interview for a new job with a start date of jan 1 or so and then quit your current job on the 23rd with no notice.",
"This requires a trip to the Urgent Care on Christmas or at least Eve. Say you've had massive diarrhea for the past day, was waiting for it to stop to come in, but I need a doctor's note for work. They will do a covid and flu test, and give you a note.",
"Dm me and i can fake you one. Ive done it a few times, and never had any problems. It will still be a bit suspicious because you already asked but yeah.",
"Go in and tell them it burns when you pee. They will collect urine, find nothing, tell u drink water, and otw out just ask them for a doctor's note and they will",
"Tell a doctor this and ask them to write a note. Look up your supervisor in city records and yellow-pages online, then send Christmas cards to every known relation and address. Ask their mother and spouse how they can love a heartless jerk. Bonus points if you send coal.",
"Take ipecac and go into work. Before going in, it’s also good to build up a nice sweat and look your worst. Puke at work soon after coming in. They will send you home or get their asses sued.",
"I’ve heard of people saving their old covid Positive tests or getting one from a friend… Show your boss the positive covid test on Christmas eve. Boom now you have Christmas off.",
"ER doc here - if you come to the emergency room just tell them upfront that you would like a note for work. Don’t make up some bullshit illness and causes to do an unnecessary work up on you. Nothing more frustrating than somebody telling me that they have some crazy illness and I spend hours thinking about what could be wrong with the patient, ordering CT scans, bloodwork that all come up unremarkable. Then as I am reassuring the patient and explaining that I don’t think there’s anything serious going on they ask me for the note for work. We don’t really care if you want to miss work and you’re not sick. I would much rather have someone just say my boss is a jerk is there anyway you can help me get out of work. I can just charge it within five minutes that way and not spend hours worrying about you. Also maybe try the urgent care first please. But be upfront with them also. We are all super slammed and busy these days but we all get it. We’ve all had jerky bosses and have all tried to get out of work at some point. You’re not wasting our time, just telling us immediately what you were there for would be much appreciated.",
"HR Rep here. We totally know what's going on when people suddenly get ill around the holidays and go to Urgent Care. That being said, nothing we can usually do about it. Unless you are on like strike 5 in Attendance discipline scale.\nAt my place, you just have to mention you had a slight fever and (insert any other symptom), and went for a COVID test and have to wait for results before you can come back in to work. That buys you 2-3 days depending on how you time it.",
"Do some sick crossfit workout the day before- makes you walk and sit like an old man. Claim you fell of the stairs",
"Depending where you live, you can get a real doctor's note online. So make up some symptoms, and buy a note",
"You've already asked for time off and been denied. You need a real note, not a fake. You'll have to spend hours at urgent care the night before and state severe gastro symptoms.",
"Go to the doctor for headaches. Attribute it to stress. Ask for a doctor's note.",
"Will one write up get you fired? I would call out and take the write up",
"Sounds like you have a shit job that's easily replaceable, tell them to eat shit. I bet they need you more than you need them.",
"Make one up. Download it online. Fuck the bods. Doctors can’t provide patient info even if the supervisor called them up anyway.",
"Inner ear ache... Massive toothache.... Life crushing migraine you're going to make an appointment for because you've never experienced anything like that before (look up symptoms to make it more convincing)",
"If you are from the UK u can just get a self sick note if you are sick less than 7 days. Pretty sure you can get that online. If you are sick for more than 7 days you can get one from the GP online or via call aswell. Dont quote me on this cause its been like 9 months since i looked it up. Buts it super easy and simple. Check gov.uk for all the info.",
"Go to the urgent care tell them you think you have a std and it burns when you pee. They’ll make you do a test, give you a note without saying anything about why you were there",
"Buy a covid test, and draw in the positive test result with a felt tip pen. Take a shot of it, and show it to your boss. Instant two week layoff.",
"Ask your primary doctor’s office what their work note policy is. Many offices will write a one day leave note without question if you call them with some sort of symptoms (diarrhea, migraine). No appointment necessary. If yours does this, please do not bulk up a doctor’s office during the busiest time of the year. 🙏🏻"
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"How to make someone’s life as miserable as possible, legally and online? ",
"How to make someone’s life as miserable as possible, legally and online? ",
"How to make someone’s life as miserable as possible, legally and online? "
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"Gaslighting normally. Always being a nasty POS to them at all times. Gaslighting sticks with people. It becomes a game of chicken as to who moves away first if they live by you, but it’s mentally taxing to keep it up.",
"I would need at least an outline of the person to form a useful answer. Not enough to dox them...just like management at medical office or near homeless unemployed.",
"Something minor and only annoying: subscribe their phone number(s) and/or Email address(es) spam. If you have lot's of personal data (and don't live in the same household), tell Scientology that you (they) are very interested and want to receive as much info/flyers/... As possible. They will not disappoint and never stop, or so I've heard."
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"What can one do with those pricks driving the opposite direction with annoyingly bright headlights? ",
"What can one do with those pricks driving the opposite direction with annoyingly bright headlights? ",
"What can one do with those pricks driving the opposite direction with annoyingly bright headlights? "
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"Most newer cars have brighter white headlights as opposed to older models that have softer white headlights. Its annoying on big trucks that are behind you \n\nI drive a 2016 prius and people have flashed me thinking my brights are on....then I show them my brights. Not much I can do about it.",
"Upgrade your own lights so your eyes are more adjusted to white light coming at you.",
"Get one of those lightbars, the really bright ones, and flash em with that. Probably gonna get more of a response with that than normal high beams"
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"How to earn cash for a school trip? Legal ways often make you lose a lot of cash with middlemen and stuff. What the title says.\n\nHow could I and my class earn easy cash?\nOrdering shit from wish in bulks and then reselling has crossed my mind but I want other tips. \n\nDrugs are not an option ):.",
"How to earn cash for a school trip? Legal ways often make you lose a lot of cash with middlemen and stuff. What the title says.\n\nHow could I and my class earn easy cash?\nOrdering shit from wish in bulks and then reselling has crossed my mind but I want other tips. \n\nDrugs are not an option ):.",
"How to earn cash for a school trip? Legal ways often make you lose a lot of cash with middlemen and stuff. What the title says.\n\nHow could I and my class earn easy cash?\nOrdering shit from wish in bulks and then reselling has crossed my mind but I want other tips. \n\nDrugs are not an option ):.",
"How to earn cash for a school trip? Legal ways often make you lose a lot of cash with middlemen and stuff. What the title says.\n\nHow could I and my class earn easy cash?\nOrdering shit from wish in bulks and then reselling has crossed my mind but I want other tips. \n\nDrugs are not an option ):.",
"How to earn cash for a school trip? Legal ways often make you lose a lot of cash with middlemen and stuff. What the title says.\n\nHow could I and my class earn easy cash?\nOrdering shit from wish in bulks and then reselling has crossed my mind but I want other tips. \n\nDrugs are not an option ):.",
"How to earn cash for a school trip? Legal ways often make you lose a lot of cash with middlemen and stuff. What the title says.\n\nHow could I and my class earn easy cash?\nOrdering shit from wish in bulks and then reselling has crossed my mind but I want other tips. \n\nDrugs are not an option ):.",
"How to earn cash for a school trip? Legal ways often make you lose a lot of cash with middlemen and stuff. What the title says.\n\nHow could I and my class earn easy cash?\nOrdering shit from wish in bulks and then reselling has crossed my mind but I want other tips. \n\nDrugs are not an option ):."
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"Get some cheep panties and catfish a bunch of dudes into buying them from you online. ",
"Since you ruled out drugs, you're left with prostitution, gambling, and extortion. ",
"Getting a weekend job isn't easy, quick or very profitable but eventually the pounds/dollars/euros/moneys/ build up\n\n",
"In all seriousness, walk the neighborhood and offer to wash cars and say it's for a school trip. I did this in high school and got an extra $50 from one block. Some people just give you money.",
"Be a middle man, if you've got some cash to spare buy and sell 'hype' clothing. Costs a bit to buy but sells again for twice as much, not even unethical either, unless you feel like selling fakes...",
"Are you a guy? Your main option is going to be theft. If you're good at shoplifting, you might be able to get people to pay you to grab goods for them. You might be able to be gay for pay, especially if this is a high school trip (people pay extra for underage regardless of sexuality). You could try catfishing people on Tinder or Whisper, use the Cash app. Either get them to buy nudes (obviously stolen from the web) or tell them you wanna come to them but you need gas money to come over. Men are blinded by the chance to get laid and will probably spot you $10-$20 to get pussy. \n\nWomen? Sex work. You can sleep with people, sell your nudes, sell your underwear and do fetish pics. FYI: your first instinct is foot fetish. Don't. Foot fetishists are the cheapest assholes online. If one approaches you, sure. Don't bother targeting them heavily. They're cheap. If you're underage or can convince people you are, you can charge way more. Once again, Cash app. You can of course do all the guy options, but these options pay very well and are available only to you. Full service sex work will pay the best, but is also the most risky and difficult. Camwork is also a good option. Selling photo sets is a good idea, but not quite as profitable and usually requires self-promotion. Whisper and Tinder work well for short term. Long term, make a porn Tumblr and a porn Twitter. ",
" Etsy, if you have any skill at hand made things.\n Painters are usually looking for labor to run caulk, and sand trim.\nFacebook yard sale sites are popular in my area, take pics of junk setting around the house, post, then sell."
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"how to not get fired from software engineer job in the US during expected cuts ",
"how to not get fired from software engineer job in the US during expected cuts ",
"how to not get fired from software engineer job in the US during expected cuts ",
"how to not get fired from software engineer job in the US during expected cuts ",
"how to not get fired from software engineer job in the US during expected cuts ",
"how to not get fired from software engineer job in the US during expected cuts ",
"how to not get fired from software engineer job in the US during expected cuts ",
"how to not get fired from software engineer job in the US during expected cuts ",
"how to not get fired from software engineer job in the US during expected cuts ",
"how to not get fired from software engineer job in the US during expected cuts ",
"how to not get fired from software engineer job in the US during expected cuts ",
"how to not get fired from software engineer job in the US during expected cuts ",
"how to not get fired from software engineer job in the US during expected cuts ",
"how to not get fired from software engineer job in the US during expected cuts ",
"how to not get fired from software engineer job in the US during expected cuts ",
"how to not get fired from software engineer job in the US during expected cuts ",
"how to not get fired from software engineer job in the US during expected cuts ",
"how to not get fired from software engineer job in the US during expected cuts "
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"Go to HR and declare a protected disability, get evidence that it was declared, then if you get cut off sue them and claim it was for declaring your disability",
"Find evidence of labor law or other violations and report them. Begin organizing a union, something like that. If they let you go, claim you were targeted for it.",
"I work as a software engineer at a tech company and many are expecting the company will fire/layoff folks at the end of the month. Does anyone have tips that will make it harder for the company to fire someone?",
"Confide in your management/team about something about yourself that is a protected class like religion or sexuality. Record it or have witnesses. If fired claim discrimination.",
"Sounds like you have a drinking problem and need to go to rehab for your disability.",
"Suck dick? Bring in coffee for everyone in the mornings? Come in early, stay late?",
"Say you have a disability, often a shitty one to prove like deep depression or something psychological.",
"Take your sick days/Covid days!! Use benefits (though usually you get some time after being laid off to use them). If you get floaters that don’t get carried or paid out, use them too",
"Why is it always software engineers freaking out about recession. Is everyone on here a dev?",
"Ummm what makes this company so special? If it's a FAANG paying well I understand. Tech skills are in high demand anyway so you're better off applying elsewhere with higher pay and less mental toll without the toxic culture of a company trying to get rid of staff.",
"Flip the approach. Job hunt now, because the market is pretty great for devs. Chances are you'll find yourself a new job with a higher pay by the time layoffs come around.",
"Write all your code with vars you only know how to decipher so they HAVE to keep u or risk never being able to update their software again.",
"I don’t understand this. I’ve had three competitive paying reqs open for months. All remote - work from your stupid bedroom - where are all these supposed “software engineers”. \n\nOut interview process gets easier and easier and we still can’t find anyone worth hiring. \n\nWhat gives ?",
"Just make your code unreadable. For example, I replaced all variables with underscores of varying lengths. Just keep the original",
"Either job hunt now or try to see if you qualify for any sort of disability protections. Not only does it make it harder for your employer to fire you, but they also get kickbacks for hiring and employing disabled people, so that gives them even more incentive to keep you",
"Come out as a transman who transitioned into a man from a woman in high school. This has the added benefit that if you ask someone out and they refuse, they fail to affirm your identity and you can sue the company if the company won't fire them.",
"Also a software engineer. May be in the same boat soon. \n\nMight be to late to do this, but the best way I could see is just make yourself unreplaceable. \n\nI've worked with a few people in this situation. Typically they are maintaining legacy applications that have too much technical debt to actually fix.\n\nI know one guy who has to manually update a database every time a new user is added. Shits complex enough to where a custom sql script is required every time. Documentation is non-existent, so the developers who've been maintaining the app are the de facto Documentation lmao. \n\nBest of luck to ya",
"First you have to be naturally very smart and gifted, so if you're not, you're sol. But if you are, do something that's very important in a very complex way no one else can understand. Do it for a year. Don't document very well. Do things that other people do'nt want to do, like get up at 4am to talk to teammates in japan or whatever. Just pick one shit job that's integral to the work that you can do and other people don't want to do. Talk about your work in top-down ways.\n\nNote: you cant' make easy woke sound complicated. If you're stupid, you can't sound smart. You have to actually engineer a process that IS complicated and have complete command over it. It also really really helps if you work well with a team that other people don't work well with."
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"I want my landlord to replace the shitty oven in my apartment, but it still kind of works. How do I \"speed up\" its lifespan? ",
"I want my landlord to replace the shitty oven in my apartment, but it still kind of works. How do I \"speed up\" its lifespan? ",
"I want my landlord to replace the shitty oven in my apartment, but it still kind of works. How do I \"speed up\" its lifespan? "
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"I work in appliances, self clean it over and over. Self cleaning puts your oven under temperatures it’s not designed to be at for long periods of time. Trust me I’ve been in appliances for 20 years. If this doesn’t work, your oven may outlive you",
"Put a MAP gas torch on the electric or gas heat element until it melts.",
"Be rough with the door, slam it etc. Try to get it to come off \"accidentally\".\n\nAnother idea (that may not work) is to pour cold water on the oven glass after using it. The temperature shock could crack it. Again, may not work though since oven glass could be similar to pyrex."
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"how can I stop Skype from changing my status to Away due to inactivity ",
"how can I stop Skype from changing my status to Away due to inactivity ",
"how can I stop Skype from changing my status to Away due to inactivity ",
"how can I stop Skype from changing my status to Away due to inactivity ",
"how can I stop Skype from changing my status to Away due to inactivity ",
"how can I stop Skype from changing my status to Away due to inactivity ",
"how can I stop Skype from changing my status to Away due to inactivity ",
"how can I stop Skype from changing my status to Away due to inactivity "
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"Put your mouse on top of an analog watch. The second hand will trigger your mouse to move and not fall asleep",
"I open an excel file then put something heavy on my down arrow key. it keeps the computer active. I know it works on Microsoft Teams, may be worth testing for Skype",
"I have caffeine software on my computer, not sure how it works but I was able to download it without my IT's Dept approveal which I need for every software installed.",
"https://www.amazon.com/VAYDEER-Computer-Driver-Free-Simulate-Movement/dp/B08CSJT9V4",
"I discovered that when I plug in my wired XBOX controller (Some cheap off brand) it keeps everything from sleeping.\n\nBefore that I tied a mouse to an oscillating fan.",
"https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/p/move-mouse/9nq4ql59xlbf?activetab=pivot:overviewtab",
"My roommate puts on one of those 8 hour music vids on YouTube. That prevents the computer from sleeping",
"I think there is a status setting in skype messenger where you can change the amount of time it takes for your status to change from “active” to “away”"
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3,
2,
2,
1,
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"Has anyone ever requested to go to court for a speeding ticket but never received a court date in the mail? Might be the wrong subreddit for this, but I'm in this situation right now and I'm wondering if I should leave this as is hoping something was forgotten on the government's end (and will therefore never be processed or brought up again), or if I should call and let them know that I never got a court date. Any help or advice on this would be greatly appreciated!",
"Has anyone ever requested to go to court for a speeding ticket but never received a court date in the mail? Might be the wrong subreddit for this, but I'm in this situation right now and I'm wondering if I should leave this as is hoping something was forgotten on the government's end (and will therefore never be processed or brought up again), or if I should call and let them know that I never got a court date. Any help or advice on this would be greatly appreciated!",
"Has anyone ever requested to go to court for a speeding ticket but never received a court date in the mail? Might be the wrong subreddit for this, but I'm in this situation right now and I'm wondering if I should leave this as is hoping something was forgotten on the government's end (and will therefore never be processed or brought up again), or if I should call and let them know that I never got a court date. Any help or advice on this would be greatly appreciated!",
"Has anyone ever requested to go to court for a speeding ticket but never received a court date in the mail? Might be the wrong subreddit for this, but I'm in this situation right now and I'm wondering if I should leave this as is hoping something was forgotten on the government's end (and will therefore never be processed or brought up again), or if I should call and let them know that I never got a court date. Any help or advice on this would be greatly appreciated!",
"Has anyone ever requested to go to court for a speeding ticket but never received a court date in the mail? Might be the wrong subreddit for this, but I'm in this situation right now and I'm wondering if I should leave this as is hoping something was forgotten on the government's end (and will therefore never be processed or brought up again), or if I should call and let them know that I never got a court date. Any help or advice on this would be greatly appreciated!"
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"Tread carefully. Even if it got lost in the mail, if they scheduled you one and you don't show up you could lose your license or worse. The best course of action would be to call and ask. ",
"Where I live, your court date will be on the ticket itself. Double read your ticket.",
"Call and ask, they did the same to me \"you'll recieve it within 14 days\" yeah more like never. They want people to fuck all it's how the justice systems makes money",
"UPDATE: I got the letter in the mail today, funny enough. Appreciate the advice everyone! ",
"I would call and check. This might sound like you’re giving yourself away, but the person on the phone definitely doesn’t want more work so If they forgot to schedule you, they’ll let you know if you’re off the hook! \n\nIf a parking ticket is disputable sometimes they just let it go! \n\nBut definitely call - or you might get arrested "
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"Where can I buy prescription eyeglasses online and immediately cancel the order so I get, at the very least, a receipt? ",
"Where can I buy prescription eyeglasses online and immediately cancel the order so I get, at the very least, a receipt? ",
"Where can I buy prescription eyeglasses online and immediately cancel the order so I get, at the very least, a receipt? "
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"Another thing you might be able to buy and then return is an AED. I had a bunch of leftover money in my HSA one year and considered buying an AED but ended up buying a treadmill.",
"Pretty sure you must have an FSA not an HSA. You can choose any designer glasses online and that should do it.",
"If you just need proof of bad eyesight or whatever try zenni. You can buy glasses online for around $10"
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"How can throttle my Xbox internet when my brothers are playing? My younger brothers are major Xbox addicts. When they're not playing, they're watching YouTube videos about video games. This means that I can't play it often, and asking doesn't work. My idea is if I can make them sick of playing games because they're broken, maybe they'll stop. So how can I manipulate my internet to subtly reduce their Internet quality?",
"How can throttle my Xbox internet when my brothers are playing? My younger brothers are major Xbox addicts. When they're not playing, they're watching YouTube videos about video games. This means that I can't play it often, and asking doesn't work. My idea is if I can make them sick of playing games because they're broken, maybe they'll stop. So how can I manipulate my internet to subtly reduce their Internet quality?",
"How can throttle my Xbox internet when my brothers are playing? My younger brothers are major Xbox addicts. When they're not playing, they're watching YouTube videos about video games. This means that I can't play it often, and asking doesn't work. My idea is if I can make them sick of playing games because they're broken, maybe they'll stop. So how can I manipulate my internet to subtly reduce their Internet quality?",
"How can throttle my Xbox internet when my brothers are playing? My younger brothers are major Xbox addicts. When they're not playing, they're watching YouTube videos about video games. This means that I can't play it often, and asking doesn't work. My idea is if I can make them sick of playing games because they're broken, maybe they'll stop. So how can I manipulate my internet to subtly reduce their Internet quality?"
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"you can look if your router supports Traffic Shaping, if not, maybe change the firmware to openwrt or other alternative. With shaping you could limit the traffic to their computer or tablets by MAC address. ",
"I actually have something I did to my brother for the same thing, if you have a phone or PC with windows 10, get and open the Xbox app and use the controller from it, preferably use your phone and press the Xbox button when you know something big is about to happen to send them to the menu and very easily mess them up. But be careful to never let the notice you (it's even better if you have all controllers in the house in one room so they can't blame that), done this a few times to my brother awhile back to make him die in call of duty until he quit playing thinking something was wrong allowing me to get on 5 minutes later. Though if they know about the app having a remote it could ruin everything.",
"Find the MAC address of the Xbox, you can find it in the network settings. The learn to use aircrack-ng, there are plenty of tutorials on YouTube. Finally use aireplay-ng to disconnect them while they are playing.",
"Could you not throttle it through your routers connection to the Xbox in the router settings?"
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"Guy stole a couple hundred from me by offering to sell me a Twitter account that he had built up to several thousand followers. What can I do to make him regret this? Where could I hire a hacker? ",
"Guy stole a couple hundred from me by offering to sell me a Twitter account that he had built up to several thousand followers. What can I do to make him regret this? Where could I hire a hacker? "
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"Dont make dumb decisions like that. Or live and learn like someone more politely said. Seriously though, you should have seen this coming. Who buys an account to have followers? Might as well just paid for bot accounts to follow your already existing account, if that's what you're into. Dont buy someone's account.",
"If hacking a twitter account was as easy as hiring a hacker, twitter would be in a lot of trouble. Your best chance is to try to social engineer your way through this. People are easier to decieve than computers. So you could try persuading twitter, the cash app or the guy to give you what you want. There is a lot of information out there about social engineering."
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"How to expose a person who’s expecting to destroy a family through an affair? ",
"How to expose a person who’s expecting to destroy a family through an affair? "
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"With the ex-friend, you have to be wary of plotting to ruin their reputation, because you could get sued for defamation if it's traced back to you. \n\nWith the old man lover, you have to be wary about telling the family because you don't 100% know that he's going to go through with it, and if you tell them before the fact it will 100% ruin the family rather than simply a chance.\n\nI guess if you really wanted to, you could get text message evidence from the ex friend about their plan, and say to the old man lover, \"hey give me shit too or else I expose your plan.\" Or you could probably give it to the wife after he ghosts her to use in the divorce/child support lawsuit.\n\nOther option and probably the best is to just let it happen and do nothing because it doesn't directly affect you, and sleep well knowing you're a better person.",
"step 1. continue to be a jealous weirdo\n\nstep 2. mind your own business. \n\nstep 3. profit. \n"
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"Is there a way to make it look like someone is calling you on command, so that you can get out of conversations? Like increasing volume or smth, and a few seconds later you \"get a call\"",
"Is there a way to make it look like someone is calling you on command, so that you can get out of conversations? Like increasing volume or smth, and a few seconds later you \"get a call\"",
"Is there a way to make it look like someone is calling you on command, so that you can get out of conversations? Like increasing volume or smth, and a few seconds later you \"get a call\"",
"Is there a way to make it look like someone is calling you on command, so that you can get out of conversations? Like increasing volume or smth, and a few seconds later you \"get a call\""
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"take 2 phones, if the night is turning sour just interject and say you need to make a quick call, call your other phone...then you can excuse yourself to take the important call",
"Most old flip phones actually had this exact thing deep in the options.",
"You could have a device like Fitbit or similar and when your heartrate and/or blood pressure reaches a specific value it would trigger a spoofed call to your phone. You could even have it set up to look like someone specific is calling (boss, family, ect.) to really look urgent if the other person can see your phone screen.\n\nNot too hard, I could have a production quality model set to go in no time!",
"Change your ringtone on phone and it sounds like someone is ringing you "
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"How to cause as much long-term damage to an apartment without being liable Our landlord just gave notice to us by lawyer that we are to leave our apartment because his son wants to live in it. We moved in just half a year ago and bought a lot of furniture that will be difficult to deconstruct and move out through the tiny staircase.\n\nWe asked the landlord if his son will need the flat again in the foreseeable future and the answer was a decisive no, he will have to look for one on his own. To give further example what a jackass he is: The heating didn't work properly all winter and the landlord didn't do anything about it, despite it being 15° C and colder at times in the living room. \n\nWe live in the most expensive city in our country and are a single income household for the time being, so finding something adequate in this price range will be extremely difficult.\n\nUnfortunately we don't have any legal measures to fight this eviction but I'd like to cause some long-term damage to the apartment that will not be directly traceable to us. Something like mold or vermin. Bonus points if the damage only becomes apparent months after the fact.\n\nI hope I came to the right place for this.",
"How to cause as much long-term damage to an apartment without being liable Our landlord just gave notice to us by lawyer that we are to leave our apartment because his son wants to live in it. We moved in just half a year ago and bought a lot of furniture that will be difficult to deconstruct and move out through the tiny staircase.\n\nWe asked the landlord if his son will need the flat again in the foreseeable future and the answer was a decisive no, he will have to look for one on his own. To give further example what a jackass he is: The heating didn't work properly all winter and the landlord didn't do anything about it, despite it being 15° C and colder at times in the living room. \n\nWe live in the most expensive city in our country and are a single income household for the time being, so finding something adequate in this price range will be extremely difficult.\n\nUnfortunately we don't have any legal measures to fight this eviction but I'd like to cause some long-term damage to the apartment that will not be directly traceable to us. Something like mold or vermin. Bonus points if the damage only becomes apparent months after the fact.\n\nI hope I came to the right place for this.",
"How to cause as much long-term damage to an apartment without being liable Our landlord just gave notice to us by lawyer that we are to leave our apartment because his son wants to live in it. We moved in just half a year ago and bought a lot of furniture that will be difficult to deconstruct and move out through the tiny staircase.\n\nWe asked the landlord if his son will need the flat again in the foreseeable future and the answer was a decisive no, he will have to look for one on his own. To give further example what a jackass he is: The heating didn't work properly all winter and the landlord didn't do anything about it, despite it being 15° C and colder at times in the living room. \n\nWe live in the most expensive city in our country and are a single income household for the time being, so finding something adequate in this price range will be extremely difficult.\n\nUnfortunately we don't have any legal measures to fight this eviction but I'd like to cause some long-term damage to the apartment that will not be directly traceable to us. Something like mold or vermin. Bonus points if the damage only becomes apparent months after the fact.\n\nI hope I came to the right place for this.",
"How to cause as much long-term damage to an apartment without being liable Our landlord just gave notice to us by lawyer that we are to leave our apartment because his son wants to live in it. We moved in just half a year ago and bought a lot of furniture that will be difficult to deconstruct and move out through the tiny staircase.\n\nWe asked the landlord if his son will need the flat again in the foreseeable future and the answer was a decisive no, he will have to look for one on his own. To give further example what a jackass he is: The heating didn't work properly all winter and the landlord didn't do anything about it, despite it being 15° C and colder at times in the living room. \n\nWe live in the most expensive city in our country and are a single income household for the time being, so finding something adequate in this price range will be extremely difficult.\n\nUnfortunately we don't have any legal measures to fight this eviction but I'd like to cause some long-term damage to the apartment that will not be directly traceable to us. Something like mold or vermin. Bonus points if the damage only becomes apparent months after the fact.\n\nI hope I came to the right place for this.",
"How to cause as much long-term damage to an apartment without being liable Our landlord just gave notice to us by lawyer that we are to leave our apartment because his son wants to live in it. We moved in just half a year ago and bought a lot of furniture that will be difficult to deconstruct and move out through the tiny staircase.\n\nWe asked the landlord if his son will need the flat again in the foreseeable future and the answer was a decisive no, he will have to look for one on his own. To give further example what a jackass he is: The heating didn't work properly all winter and the landlord didn't do anything about it, despite it being 15° C and colder at times in the living room. \n\nWe live in the most expensive city in our country and are a single income household for the time being, so finding something adequate in this price range will be extremely difficult.\n\nUnfortunately we don't have any legal measures to fight this eviction but I'd like to cause some long-term damage to the apartment that will not be directly traceable to us. Something like mold or vermin. Bonus points if the damage only becomes apparent months after the fact.\n\nI hope I came to the right place for this.",
"How to cause as much long-term damage to an apartment without being liable Our landlord just gave notice to us by lawyer that we are to leave our apartment because his son wants to live in it. We moved in just half a year ago and bought a lot of furniture that will be difficult to deconstruct and move out through the tiny staircase.\n\nWe asked the landlord if his son will need the flat again in the foreseeable future and the answer was a decisive no, he will have to look for one on his own. To give further example what a jackass he is: The heating didn't work properly all winter and the landlord didn't do anything about it, despite it being 15° C and colder at times in the living room. \n\nWe live in the most expensive city in our country and are a single income household for the time being, so finding something adequate in this price range will be extremely difficult.\n\nUnfortunately we don't have any legal measures to fight this eviction but I'd like to cause some long-term damage to the apartment that will not be directly traceable to us. Something like mold or vermin. Bonus points if the damage only becomes apparent months after the fact.\n\nI hope I came to the right place for this.",
"How to cause as much long-term damage to an apartment without being liable Our landlord just gave notice to us by lawyer that we are to leave our apartment because his son wants to live in it. We moved in just half a year ago and bought a lot of furniture that will be difficult to deconstruct and move out through the tiny staircase.\n\nWe asked the landlord if his son will need the flat again in the foreseeable future and the answer was a decisive no, he will have to look for one on his own. To give further example what a jackass he is: The heating didn't work properly all winter and the landlord didn't do anything about it, despite it being 15° C and colder at times in the living room. \n\nWe live in the most expensive city in our country and are a single income household for the time being, so finding something adequate in this price range will be extremely difficult.\n\nUnfortunately we don't have any legal measures to fight this eviction but I'd like to cause some long-term damage to the apartment that will not be directly traceable to us. Something like mold or vermin. Bonus points if the damage only becomes apparent months after the fact.\n\nI hope I came to the right place for this.",
"How to cause as much long-term damage to an apartment without being liable Our landlord just gave notice to us by lawyer that we are to leave our apartment because his son wants to live in it. We moved in just half a year ago and bought a lot of furniture that will be difficult to deconstruct and move out through the tiny staircase.\n\nWe asked the landlord if his son will need the flat again in the foreseeable future and the answer was a decisive no, he will have to look for one on his own. To give further example what a jackass he is: The heating didn't work properly all winter and the landlord didn't do anything about it, despite it being 15° C and colder at times in the living room. \n\nWe live in the most expensive city in our country and are a single income household for the time being, so finding something adequate in this price range will be extremely difficult.\n\nUnfortunately we don't have any legal measures to fight this eviction but I'd like to cause some long-term damage to the apartment that will not be directly traceable to us. Something like mold or vermin. Bonus points if the damage only becomes apparent months after the fact.\n\nI hope I came to the right place for this."
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"Find a sink/window/tub that is caulked and where the caulk is important in preventing water damage, but also difficult to see. Run a razor blade flush with the fixture underneath the business side of the caulk as to remove the bond between materials, and also be unnoticed. This would at very least cause a little mold...\n\nGet a bag or two of playground sand. Pour it wherever will go unnoticed. Sinks and bathtubs- anything with a water trap- are great candidates for stopping up with this. Also, be sure to pour some in the vents, paying special attention to the area behind the filter (if it uses forced air). Good to do especially if you’re leaving in a time of year when the hvac is not in use much. \n\nFind a nice place outside in or on one of the walls to start a wasp colony. But if there are kids living in or around the house... don’t. \n\n\nPour some of that sand in the gutters, too, if it has them. \n\nTake off the panels for the wall outlets and drop in pieces of fish meat- skin on!\n\nWith that last one I’m starting to feel guilty, but this was fun. Good luck. \n\n\n\n\n\n",
"Pour diluted acid in pipes\nThat will fuck them up in future\nAlso is there a parking lot?\nIs it a apartment or a house ?",
"Go into one of the closets and pull up the carpet at the corner. Just a bit so that you can lay it back down with it looking fucked up. Put a feather under there. Poor bastard may never find that fucking feather. \nAdditional tip for maximum damage. Come back after a couple weeks and burn the house down. ",
"pour baking powder (really really much)into the sink you can imagine what happens (dont activate the water but the next who will do it will be reposible for the busted pipes",
"cook a lot of oil like bacon and pour it down the pipes sink showers kitchens. got buy some cockraoches and put them inside te oven with food over night the populate like crazy. also. rub shit inside air vents right before you leave of leave a dead fish. ",
"I just went thru the same thing, was assured it was long term, and spent money on a lot of stuff to furnish it. Lo and behold, 8 months later they tell me they're selling the house and have to move so they can remodel my bathroom first. But I didn't need to do anything to the place, it had enough problems of its own....like bright orange paint on EVERY wall. I am still grieving over that place tho, it was so private and perfect. \n",
"1. Bring in ants / termites.\n2. Bring in cockroaches \n3. Put a lot of food for the guys mentioned above\n\n\nPs\nI thinks it is not landlords son. It’s just the guy found someone for higher rent.",
"But why? This is just being a girl and throwing emo tantrum.\n\nJust leave the apt and get a new place. Don't need to be a sore loser about it. "
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"College roommate has alarms ringing from 6 in the morning for 2 hours straight. Need to do something that forces him to stop this. ",
"College roommate has alarms ringing from 6 in the morning for 2 hours straight. Need to do something that forces him to stop this. ",
"College roommate has alarms ringing from 6 in the morning for 2 hours straight. Need to do something that forces him to stop this. ",
"College roommate has alarms ringing from 6 in the morning for 2 hours straight. Need to do something that forces him to stop this. ",
"College roommate has alarms ringing from 6 in the morning for 2 hours straight. Need to do something that forces him to stop this. ",
"College roommate has alarms ringing from 6 in the morning for 2 hours straight. Need to do something that forces him to stop this. "
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"Squirt him with water when his alarm first goes off. Don't stop until he gets up. Escalate if necessary (bucket of water, etc).",
"Put a cup full of marbles in your freezer. Throw them under his blanket when the first alarm goes off.\n\nNo matter where he rolls, like Liam Neeson, they *will* find him.",
"Set your alarm at 4 am to say its to help him wake up at 6 am. I think the lack of sleep here is worth it, but of course you can get some ear plugs/noise cancel headphones on top too.",
"I had a roommate who did this. I kept a ping pong ball, a cotton filled plush toy basketball, a hacky sack, a tennis ball and a hockey puck by my bedside. Each snooze I threw them in said order. He stopped snoozing.",
"Calling him might disrupt the alarm. Use a phone app to download a number. Or Google voice?",
"Get some earplugs. The screams of a motherfucker being stabbed to death for letting their alarm go off for 2 hours are pretty loud."
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"I’m trying to go back to school but can only afford in-state tuition in a state I barely don’t qualify for residency ",
"I’m trying to go back to school but can only afford in-state tuition in a state I barely don’t qualify for residency ",
"I’m trying to go back to school but can only afford in-state tuition in a state I barely don’t qualify for residency ",
"I’m trying to go back to school but can only afford in-state tuition in a state I barely don’t qualify for residency "
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"Fudge a job (job X). Pizza place or a place a friend works or even better an place that closed down. Two jobs, fake one (job x) and current one. Make it add up to more than a year.",
"My friend works for me whenever she needs a reference. Like what do you really need to prove you had a job in state?",
"Take a letter head from somewhere like a call centre with a high staff turnover. \nWrite the employment confirmation with the company details and only provide the general call centre number (alternatively a friend's phone number). They might check the company exists with google but will be unlikely to call.\n\n🇦🇺 PS American education seems SO RUDE",
"Ask a friend to provide a letter stating you’ve been working there on a contract position. Could be something like web development."
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"In need of a jail time for medical treatment Last July I was hiking and landed wrong on my foot. I instantly felt a twinge in my knee but it went away after 3 days. Every so often the pain comes back but lately it’s been unbearable. Back when I was employed, I went to a physical therapist, but was turned away because I don’t have a referral from a PCP (mind you, I can’t get an appointment until 2023)\n\nSo i scheduled an appointment, but since have lost my job. Apart from being down on my luck, I really don’t have anything to loose. I live alone and the place I rent is on a year lease. That’s the only way he would rent it to me without a security deposit. The place is very drafty. I’m cold even with a space heater on full blast, and last week, the water broke so I haven’t even had shower in a hot minute.\n\nThe ideal crime would land me in jail enough to just get me some medical care, let me sleep in a warm room, have some food and just restart my life. I would like to study and read, hang out and workout. Plus, I don’t like the winter, I honestly would love to come back during the spring. \n\nTLDR: I would like to get a restart in life and jail is my best bet. I don’t want to harm anyone. Preferably a crime that i can stash money away until i come out in the spring. Thoughts?",
"In need of a jail time for medical treatment Last July I was hiking and landed wrong on my foot. I instantly felt a twinge in my knee but it went away after 3 days. Every so often the pain comes back but lately it’s been unbearable. Back when I was employed, I went to a physical therapist, but was turned away because I don’t have a referral from a PCP (mind you, I can’t get an appointment until 2023)\n\nSo i scheduled an appointment, but since have lost my job. Apart from being down on my luck, I really don’t have anything to loose. I live alone and the place I rent is on a year lease. That’s the only way he would rent it to me without a security deposit. The place is very drafty. I’m cold even with a space heater on full blast, and last week, the water broke so I haven’t even had shower in a hot minute.\n\nThe ideal crime would land me in jail enough to just get me some medical care, let me sleep in a warm room, have some food and just restart my life. I would like to study and read, hang out and workout. Plus, I don’t like the winter, I honestly would love to come back during the spring. \n\nTLDR: I would like to get a restart in life and jail is my best bet. I don’t want to harm anyone. Preferably a crime that i can stash money away until i come out in the spring. Thoughts?",
"In need of a jail time for medical treatment Last July I was hiking and landed wrong on my foot. I instantly felt a twinge in my knee but it went away after 3 days. Every so often the pain comes back but lately it’s been unbearable. Back when I was employed, I went to a physical therapist, but was turned away because I don’t have a referral from a PCP (mind you, I can’t get an appointment until 2023)\n\nSo i scheduled an appointment, but since have lost my job. Apart from being down on my luck, I really don’t have anything to loose. I live alone and the place I rent is on a year lease. That’s the only way he would rent it to me without a security deposit. The place is very drafty. I’m cold even with a space heater on full blast, and last week, the water broke so I haven’t even had shower in a hot minute.\n\nThe ideal crime would land me in jail enough to just get me some medical care, let me sleep in a warm room, have some food and just restart my life. I would like to study and read, hang out and workout. Plus, I don’t like the winter, I honestly would love to come back during the spring. \n\nTLDR: I would like to get a restart in life and jail is my best bet. I don’t want to harm anyone. Preferably a crime that i can stash money away until i come out in the spring. Thoughts?",
"In need of a jail time for medical treatment Last July I was hiking and landed wrong on my foot. I instantly felt a twinge in my knee but it went away after 3 days. Every so often the pain comes back but lately it’s been unbearable. Back when I was employed, I went to a physical therapist, but was turned away because I don’t have a referral from a PCP (mind you, I can’t get an appointment until 2023)\n\nSo i scheduled an appointment, but since have lost my job. Apart from being down on my luck, I really don’t have anything to loose. I live alone and the place I rent is on a year lease. That’s the only way he would rent it to me without a security deposit. The place is very drafty. I’m cold even with a space heater on full blast, and last week, the water broke so I haven’t even had shower in a hot minute.\n\nThe ideal crime would land me in jail enough to just get me some medical care, let me sleep in a warm room, have some food and just restart my life. I would like to study and read, hang out and workout. Plus, I don’t like the winter, I honestly would love to come back during the spring. \n\nTLDR: I would like to get a restart in life and jail is my best bet. I don’t want to harm anyone. Preferably a crime that i can stash money away until i come out in the spring. Thoughts?",
"In need of a jail time for medical treatment Last July I was hiking and landed wrong on my foot. I instantly felt a twinge in my knee but it went away after 3 days. Every so often the pain comes back but lately it’s been unbearable. Back when I was employed, I went to a physical therapist, but was turned away because I don’t have a referral from a PCP (mind you, I can’t get an appointment until 2023)\n\nSo i scheduled an appointment, but since have lost my job. Apart from being down on my luck, I really don’t have anything to loose. I live alone and the place I rent is on a year lease. That’s the only way he would rent it to me without a security deposit. The place is very drafty. I’m cold even with a space heater on full blast, and last week, the water broke so I haven’t even had shower in a hot minute.\n\nThe ideal crime would land me in jail enough to just get me some medical care, let me sleep in a warm room, have some food and just restart my life. I would like to study and read, hang out and workout. Plus, I don’t like the winter, I honestly would love to come back during the spring. \n\nTLDR: I would like to get a restart in life and jail is my best bet. I don’t want to harm anyone. Preferably a crime that i can stash money away until i come out in the spring. Thoughts?",
"In need of a jail time for medical treatment Last July I was hiking and landed wrong on my foot. I instantly felt a twinge in my knee but it went away after 3 days. Every so often the pain comes back but lately it’s been unbearable. Back when I was employed, I went to a physical therapist, but was turned away because I don’t have a referral from a PCP (mind you, I can’t get an appointment until 2023)\n\nSo i scheduled an appointment, but since have lost my job. Apart from being down on my luck, I really don’t have anything to loose. I live alone and the place I rent is on a year lease. That’s the only way he would rent it to me without a security deposit. The place is very drafty. I’m cold even with a space heater on full blast, and last week, the water broke so I haven’t even had shower in a hot minute.\n\nThe ideal crime would land me in jail enough to just get me some medical care, let me sleep in a warm room, have some food and just restart my life. I would like to study and read, hang out and workout. Plus, I don’t like the winter, I honestly would love to come back during the spring. \n\nTLDR: I would like to get a restart in life and jail is my best bet. I don’t want to harm anyone. Preferably a crime that i can stash money away until i come out in the spring. Thoughts?",
"In need of a jail time for medical treatment Last July I was hiking and landed wrong on my foot. I instantly felt a twinge in my knee but it went away after 3 days. Every so often the pain comes back but lately it’s been unbearable. Back when I was employed, I went to a physical therapist, but was turned away because I don’t have a referral from a PCP (mind you, I can’t get an appointment until 2023)\n\nSo i scheduled an appointment, but since have lost my job. Apart from being down on my luck, I really don’t have anything to loose. I live alone and the place I rent is on a year lease. That’s the only way he would rent it to me without a security deposit. The place is very drafty. I’m cold even with a space heater on full blast, and last week, the water broke so I haven’t even had shower in a hot minute.\n\nThe ideal crime would land me in jail enough to just get me some medical care, let me sleep in a warm room, have some food and just restart my life. I would like to study and read, hang out and workout. Plus, I don’t like the winter, I honestly would love to come back during the spring. \n\nTLDR: I would like to get a restart in life and jail is my best bet. I don’t want to harm anyone. Preferably a crime that i can stash money away until i come out in the spring. Thoughts?",
"In need of a jail time for medical treatment Last July I was hiking and landed wrong on my foot. I instantly felt a twinge in my knee but it went away after 3 days. Every so often the pain comes back but lately it’s been unbearable. Back when I was employed, I went to a physical therapist, but was turned away because I don’t have a referral from a PCP (mind you, I can’t get an appointment until 2023)\n\nSo i scheduled an appointment, but since have lost my job. Apart from being down on my luck, I really don’t have anything to loose. I live alone and the place I rent is on a year lease. That’s the only way he would rent it to me without a security deposit. The place is very drafty. I’m cold even with a space heater on full blast, and last week, the water broke so I haven’t even had shower in a hot minute.\n\nThe ideal crime would land me in jail enough to just get me some medical care, let me sleep in a warm room, have some food and just restart my life. I would like to study and read, hang out and workout. Plus, I don’t like the winter, I honestly would love to come back during the spring. \n\nTLDR: I would like to get a restart in life and jail is my best bet. I don’t want to harm anyone. Preferably a crime that i can stash money away until i come out in the spring. Thoughts?",
"In need of a jail time for medical treatment Last July I was hiking and landed wrong on my foot. I instantly felt a twinge in my knee but it went away after 3 days. Every so often the pain comes back but lately it’s been unbearable. Back when I was employed, I went to a physical therapist, but was turned away because I don’t have a referral from a PCP (mind you, I can’t get an appointment until 2023)\n\nSo i scheduled an appointment, but since have lost my job. Apart from being down on my luck, I really don’t have anything to loose. I live alone and the place I rent is on a year lease. That’s the only way he would rent it to me without a security deposit. The place is very drafty. I’m cold even with a space heater on full blast, and last week, the water broke so I haven’t even had shower in a hot minute.\n\nThe ideal crime would land me in jail enough to just get me some medical care, let me sleep in a warm room, have some food and just restart my life. I would like to study and read, hang out and workout. Plus, I don’t like the winter, I honestly would love to come back during the spring. \n\nTLDR: I would like to get a restart in life and jail is my best bet. I don’t want to harm anyone. Preferably a crime that i can stash money away until i come out in the spring. Thoughts?",
"In need of a jail time for medical treatment Last July I was hiking and landed wrong on my foot. I instantly felt a twinge in my knee but it went away after 3 days. Every so often the pain comes back but lately it’s been unbearable. Back when I was employed, I went to a physical therapist, but was turned away because I don’t have a referral from a PCP (mind you, I can’t get an appointment until 2023)\n\nSo i scheduled an appointment, but since have lost my job. Apart from being down on my luck, I really don’t have anything to loose. I live alone and the place I rent is on a year lease. That’s the only way he would rent it to me without a security deposit. The place is very drafty. I’m cold even with a space heater on full blast, and last week, the water broke so I haven’t even had shower in a hot minute.\n\nThe ideal crime would land me in jail enough to just get me some medical care, let me sleep in a warm room, have some food and just restart my life. I would like to study and read, hang out and workout. Plus, I don’t like the winter, I honestly would love to come back during the spring. \n\nTLDR: I would like to get a restart in life and jail is my best bet. I don’t want to harm anyone. Preferably a crime that i can stash money away until i come out in the spring. Thoughts?",
"In need of a jail time for medical treatment Last July I was hiking and landed wrong on my foot. I instantly felt a twinge in my knee but it went away after 3 days. Every so often the pain comes back but lately it’s been unbearable. Back when I was employed, I went to a physical therapist, but was turned away because I don’t have a referral from a PCP (mind you, I can’t get an appointment until 2023)\n\nSo i scheduled an appointment, but since have lost my job. Apart from being down on my luck, I really don’t have anything to loose. I live alone and the place I rent is on a year lease. That’s the only way he would rent it to me without a security deposit. The place is very drafty. I’m cold even with a space heater on full blast, and last week, the water broke so I haven’t even had shower in a hot minute.\n\nThe ideal crime would land me in jail enough to just get me some medical care, let me sleep in a warm room, have some food and just restart my life. I would like to study and read, hang out and workout. Plus, I don’t like the winter, I honestly would love to come back during the spring. \n\nTLDR: I would like to get a restart in life and jail is my best bet. I don’t want to harm anyone. Preferably a crime that i can stash money away until i come out in the spring. Thoughts?",
"In need of a jail time for medical treatment Last July I was hiking and landed wrong on my foot. I instantly felt a twinge in my knee but it went away after 3 days. Every so often the pain comes back but lately it’s been unbearable. Back when I was employed, I went to a physical therapist, but was turned away because I don’t have a referral from a PCP (mind you, I can’t get an appointment until 2023)\n\nSo i scheduled an appointment, but since have lost my job. Apart from being down on my luck, I really don’t have anything to loose. I live alone and the place I rent is on a year lease. That’s the only way he would rent it to me without a security deposit. The place is very drafty. I’m cold even with a space heater on full blast, and last week, the water broke so I haven’t even had shower in a hot minute.\n\nThe ideal crime would land me in jail enough to just get me some medical care, let me sleep in a warm room, have some food and just restart my life. I would like to study and read, hang out and workout. Plus, I don’t like the winter, I honestly would love to come back during the spring. \n\nTLDR: I would like to get a restart in life and jail is my best bet. I don’t want to harm anyone. Preferably a crime that i can stash money away until i come out in the spring. Thoughts?",
"In need of a jail time for medical treatment Last July I was hiking and landed wrong on my foot. I instantly felt a twinge in my knee but it went away after 3 days. Every so often the pain comes back but lately it’s been unbearable. Back when I was employed, I went to a physical therapist, but was turned away because I don’t have a referral from a PCP (mind you, I can’t get an appointment until 2023)\n\nSo i scheduled an appointment, but since have lost my job. Apart from being down on my luck, I really don’t have anything to loose. I live alone and the place I rent is on a year lease. That’s the only way he would rent it to me without a security deposit. The place is very drafty. I’m cold even with a space heater on full blast, and last week, the water broke so I haven’t even had shower in a hot minute.\n\nThe ideal crime would land me in jail enough to just get me some medical care, let me sleep in a warm room, have some food and just restart my life. I would like to study and read, hang out and workout. Plus, I don’t like the winter, I honestly would love to come back during the spring. \n\nTLDR: I would like to get a restart in life and jail is my best bet. I don’t want to harm anyone. Preferably a crime that i can stash money away until i come out in the spring. Thoughts?"
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"I don’t know where you are and what jail vs prison looks like in your (I assume you’re in the US) state, but I can tell you a few things from my own experience of seeking medical care while incarcerated. \n\n1) medical care in the criminal justice system - if you are able to receive it at all - is as time consuming of a process as it is abysmal. Very. They do every thing they legally can to avoid administering treatment. \n\n2) a conviction that results in actually doing time doesn’t just end when they let you out. You don’t get a “restart” the way you think you do. You are still societally fucked for years after you get out. \n\nI understand the point of this sub is ULPT - but for your own sake, do not pursue this idea. It will not end the way you hope, and you more than likely will not receive proper medical care for a condition if it isn’t life threatening while you’re in there. It will only make it worse.",
"Join the military, take a shit ton of nsaids, and lie your ass of to try to pass the physical? Then when you start running injure yourself. Have surgery and then when you get out file VA disability and get paid for the rest of your life.",
"I mean... you could sign up for medicaid. You could also just go get seen and fuck off the bill. They can't get blood from a turn up, but you're leg can certainly fall off. \n\nThere's plenty of ways to stay warm that don't involve criminal records, but I super you could \"accidentally\" start a fire while struggling to keep warm. Arson is a pretty big charge that would get you in for awhile, but as long as nobody gets hurt I doubt it would be all THAT long 🤷♀️",
"Do literally anything other than going to jail. Any other options is better.",
"Do you have a passport? Take a trip to Canada, seek medical treatment there, then choose what to do with your life once you're healed",
"U r eligible for free medical insurance through Obama care program . Just google it and apply, u will be approved in 10 min",
"Well, when I was a child there was a story about a hobo that use to save some of his nickles & dimes to buy a suit from a 2nd hand shop. Then when winter came he would buy it, get cleaned up, and go to a nice restaurant and order a fantastic meal with drinks. When it came time to pay the bill he'd tell them he had no $. The police would come and arrest him. The judge would give him 90 days, which would carry him through the winter. Rinse and repeat. \n\nYou could try that.",
"The US prison healthcare system is abysmal and on top of that a criminal conviction will make all of your problems worse. Go to healthcare.gov and find an Obamacare plan which should be free or damn near it if you’re unemployed. Read up on the laws in your jurisdiction - there’s a fair chance that your landlord is on the hook to pay for alternative accommodation until the water issue is resolved. Failing that, fly to Scandinavia and get yourself thrown in prison over there, something like drunk driving with property damage should do the trick.",
"Move to the U.K., somewhere in Europe and you’ll get it sorted for free….",
"You'd be better off checking into a homeless shelter somewhere with a good work program and working with a case manager to get you back into society. Some areas have really good resources and funding to help people get back on track, travel there and restart.",
"Time for backpacking across Europe or joining the military. Going to a US prison isn't the ULPT you're imagining.",
"Do you have Medicaid-based insurance? You can go to rehab for free. There are some really nice rehabs that take state insurance and set you up\nwith counselors to help you figure out your medical situation. And you remain FREE throughout all of this.\nUnfortunately, I have experience in both rehab due to battling alcoholism and jail (directly related to alcoholism.) You do NOT WANT the medical care given by the Dept of Corrections. Drug and Alcohol rehabs offer a much better “3 hots and a\ncot” and overall better experience. Lots of them last 90 days. Some last longer— your choice as a FREE individual! You do not need to provide any sort of proof that you’re struggling with alcoholism or drug addiction— it’s all insurance money to them.",
"Rent a Uhaul with a prepaid cc. Never return said Uhaul. Live in Uhaul truck."
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"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n",
"getting downstairs neighbors to STFU or move out because I hate them. They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\nBasically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n"
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"Find new hobbies... tap dancing, clogging, chainsaw art... maybe a newfound love and desire to be like Michael flatley, lord of the dance!",
"You are upstairs, you have the high ground young padawan. Stomp, scream bloody murder at 4am. Pretend you have a mental condition. Paranoid Schizophrenia is good. Put stickers of AK-47's on your vehicle. Carry a baseball bat or sword. Open carry. Invite them to join your cult and look mortified and hurt when they don't. Get a big nasty angry dog and tell stories how it nearly tore someone throat out.\n\nOr get headphones. Your call.",
"Suggestion 1 relationship sabotage. Have a female friend call the house looking the guy there or order inappropriate items with a prepaid cr",
"As they are your downstairs neighbour, piping will probably be connected.\nPiping can be used to spread sounds.\n\nEg, you can place music in your bathroom and they will probably hear it.\nJust leave the same sound on repeat. They will be the one hearing it most next to you.\nJust wear headphones yourself so you can block it out.\n\nThen theres more things you can do;\n\n Block their locks, with gum and a toothpick or quick hardening glue or adhesive.\n Or just ram an old key in it and break it of (hammer and plyers will help).\n\nSign them up for all kinds of postal services ( use a vpn ).\nSwat them ( USE A VPN )\n\nWrite a letter with only their address on it and something that makes it look personal ( such as a banking logo ) or just type confidentional on it. Tear it a little so only that part is left and throw it in a full waste bag making sure nothing in there can identify you. Spread this waste bag somewhere so the city can find it. Do this several times and you can make sure they get fined.\n\nSend food delivery services to their door once they go to bed.\n\nGood luck young padawan.",
"Air ducts connected? It might suck for you for a bit but some smelly fish and a fan could do wonders.",
"My neighbor would listen to the same song on repeat every night and it was terrible. So i put a speaker on the floor just above her bedroom and played children's songs all day while I was at work. Not too loud but just loud enough. It took a week, but her song stopped! She moved out shortly afterwards. New neighbors had super loud sex all day, so pick your battles! 🤣",
"​\n\nI would get a soundproof headset then BLAST YOUR SPEAKER 100% if nothing work",
"1 well hid stink bomb\n\n2 get a girl to call them while the guy is not there and pretend to be having an affair\n\n3 daily dead birds\n\n4 a dead cat\n\n5- an horse head in their bed",
"I had this problem recently in an upscale, white neighborhood in the US. When nothing else worked, I blasted Sepultura and Mexican music back to their trump loving asses. Worked like a charm.",
"Forge a fake letter from a lawyer, demanding child support money from the dad, for his newborn son... (if they a family)",
"But it's a violence for your mental health. You are not efficient in work, becouse of them, becouse you are sleepy all the time and bla bla bla... \n\n\nBut you know. You could always take a nice rock and throw to glass window to show - how much you appreciate their parties :D",
"1. Put stickers on his windshield, those parking stickers kind that are hard to come off ($20 at amazon) saying everytime his music is too loud he'll get another one.\n3. Use high frequency sound (free app for phones) to make him off \"off\" most of the time.",
"- obligatory bad English disclaimer -\n\nYou could get that sub' an blast some good ol' infrasound. \n\nOr get some sort of beeping device pointing downwards which goes of randomly\n\nAnd my favorite if you are the only 2 parties; put something in the main sewage pipe to clog it over time. 'Flushable' wet toilet paper should work great",
"Google 'cadaverine' or 'putrescine', I'm sure your imagination can fill in the rest.",
"Flood your kitchen and say it was a fridge water hookup leak. Do the same in your laundry area with the washer and toilet in your bathroom Extra pts if you do it when they are doing their laundry which should be directly below your laundry area or your bathroom is over their Master BR bed or day when they return from a vacation or after double work shift.\n\nFeed their pet sleeping pills or mega laxative dosed food.\n\nTake up tap dancing during a required COVID stay at home order.\n\nContact as many Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons, and Scientologists to visit them 30 days straight while simultaneously invite Christian, Jewish and Islamic proselytizers to stop in to discuss which worship services are best.\n\nFrom a public phone not subject to video surveillance anonymously contact local law enforcement quickly relating meth drug dealing and usage activity was suspected downstairs and that aberrant behavior was observed. \n\nInvite BLM peaceful protesting looters and assaulters from Oregon over. \n\nInvite my loud as fuck dysfunctional aggressive unsolicited opinionated oriented highly regionally judgemental NJ born family to visit for a month or simply let them take over your place for a month telling them \"the people downstairs want to befriend you, I think they are also from NJ.\"\n\nIf they're carnivores or omnivores start preaching to them about and listening to loud YT militant Vegan vids, maybe Seventh Day Adventist food ideas. Extra pts if you stuff their mailbox continually with PETA materials.\n\nIf nationalistic U.S. Americans continually expose them to socialist and communist propaganda and announcing the negative consequences of Capitalism.\n\nIf TV or computer couch/chair potatoes interrupt their service.\n\nSeriously, don't do all that shart unless you're a militant Vegan. My loud angry strifeful contentious quick to anger family lived above others with whom they fought. The condo association eventually rented the downstairs units around them to deaf people.",
"You could just move yourself to a new place. You may be surprised to find a better place for the same price and never hear or see your annoying neighbors again.",
"drill a hole through the floor and insert a tube when they are not home, spray terrible smelling liquid down it or pour them so it seeps into the carpet. Pull tube out and seal it on your end with a cork and tape. Repeat until they cant stand to live there with the smell anymore.",
"Overflow your toilet after too much mexican food. Nothing says 'Leave' like a fountain of shit flowing through your ceiling.",
"If they are arguing every night they may just divorce and stop.\n\nYou can also get sound proofing and put it on the floor. Theyre kinda expensive though.",
"if it's possible to do it without affecting yours...completely fuck up / block their septic system. even the dumbest of creatures won't live amongst their own waste.\n\nfuck with any of their essentials, for that matter...their plumbing, their water, their electricity. make it unlivable.\n\nalso, anonymous tips to police that their pad's a drug den. enough of them and there may eventually be a raid.\n\nalways remember that you're ABOVE them (and literally too) 😁🤙🏻",
"Take up playing an annoying instrument, like the bagpipes, or the accordion.",
"Take a thin plate with small edges.\n\nFill it with pee.\n\nFreeze it.\n\nSlide frozen pee disk under their door when their gone.\n\nThe frozen pee will thaw and they’ll be confused how there’s pee inside their home.",
"Shit on their doorstep, daily.\n\nOe to avoid easy detection when you shit, shit in a bag and drop it on their doorstep.",
"Leave bagpipes playing for hours all day and night and take a long weekend.",
"If you’re in the UK you can get the council to record them and take them to court.",
"I would say use sound back. Fight fire with fire. You can use inadible discomforting sounds or VERY audible discomforting sounds at night when they sleep",
"I think calling the police concerning violence might have some ground, from their shouting to breaking plates. Change the angle up, tell them you're concerned for you and your neighbor's safety because someone downstairs sounds volatile.",
"I just have sex really loudly and they usually don’t renew their lease.",
"Hide a rotten egg somewhere in there house, possibly through a wall. The stink will make them dislike the house, move out, or, make a health inspector kick them out. for added revenge, keep adding eggs each time they get annoying.",
"Flood them but the way it can't be pinned to you. The apt complex manager will come investigate?boom clean. Looks like they try too score something. At worst, the lease not extended and bye bye to the deposit.\n\n\nPut a speaker with good base. Low freq is distributed more \"widely\". Harder to pinpoint the source if done right. Put the speaker facing down. Strategically. Set up on low freq. Constant woooooooooo oo. Get louder over time. Every 2 weeks change the freq a little so their brains won't use to it.\n\nThe same^^ can be done with barking. \"Mr manager, but I don't have a dog here.\" OR record them and play it back to them. Endless possibilities. \n\n\nCut off some cables that go to their apartment. Make it look like a raccoon or drunk baby boomers.\n\n\n\nSmudge some dog shit on the back of their car handles.\n\n\nSign them up for.some.annoying shhit that comes by mail.\n\n\nIf the are financially irresponsible, gather.as much data as.possible.and apply for sub par cr",
"Cause a black mold infestation in the downstairs unit by intentionally pouring warm water down the hole under your sink where the pipes come out of the wall. Slide the chrome face plate away from the wall if there is one, and use a long narrow automotive oil funnel from O'Reilly and a small glass pitcher used to measure liquids for baking. Do 1-2 cups several times a week. May take 1-2 months to get desired effect.",
"Call the landlord. Most lease agreements have a clause where the landlord is expected to provide a safe and quiet living environment. If not, they have breeched the lease agreement and you no longer have to pay rent.",
"As the guy in \"you\\_left\\_all\\_ten\\_fingerprints\\_in\\_waterproof\\_chain/\" says, best leave a butcher knife in their driveway and wait till they pick it up then put blood on it and turn it in to police?",
"3 step plan to make anyone move out\n\n1. Fuck with their internet\n2. Be very loud suddenly occasionally during the day, especially as early as your allowed.\n3. “Lose” your pet snakes, never find it but claim “they got in the walls somehow”",
"Stink bombs. There’s a spray that smells of urine and lasts for days. Put some of that in the letterbox or around their door frame, they’ll eventually move out.",
"Set many random alarms on vibrate with an unused phone. Keep on charger and place on floor or against baseboard where they should be able to hear it, say over the bedroom or something.",
"Get a stereo \nPoint and wall or floor connecting you two \nBuy some gun wrap around hearing protectors \nPlace those bad boys on when you go to sleep \nBlast Slayers \"Dead Skin Mask\" on a volume high enough for them to hear but low enough for outside people not to hear. \nPut that thing on repeat \nThen wake up and blast DMX at 3am while you shower . \nMaybe go back to sleep? But that's what I did and it only took a week and a half to solve a issue that didn't look like was going away at any point.",
"Buy maggots from a fishing supply store every week. Pop them through the letterbox when the neighbours are out, they’ll crawl off into the house silently. fly infestations.",
"\n>They're not always making a racket but it's often enough and loud enough that we've called the police on them. Police can't really do anything though unless there's suspicion of violence. It's just arguing and probably a lot of smashed plates and maybe a TV or two...\n\n>Basically I just want them gone, the faster the better, but it can't be anything that can get me in trouble because they know very well that we hate them.\n\n>",
"Piss pucks...\n\n\nFreeze some urine in little disks and slide them under their door if possible"
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"Any ULPT's when having a baby at the hospital that I should be aware of? ",
"Any ULPT's when having a baby at the hospital that I should be aware of? ",
"Any ULPT's when having a baby at the hospital that I should be aware of? "
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"Just straight up ask the nurses, they usually send you off with a ton of free stuff as long as its not a crappy hospital. When I had mine a couple months ago I was told people usually leave a lot of stuff behind because they dont know its free. I regret not asking for more diapers - try to get pampers because huggies fucking sucks. All I asked for is some extra blankets cause I already had a ton of essential stuff from relatives at home.\n\nAsk a lot of questions about what you can and cant have, also be friendly with the nurses thatll help. Most of the stuff I asked about they said I could take home or they give brand new.",
"Ask for breast milk pump even if you are not planning to use it. \n\nSell it online later.\n\nez 50$.",
"Oh and if your wife is allowed to select what food she gets, try to get a \"large\" serving or extras. Like 2 drinks, another yogurt, etc.."
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"Neighbor engaging in antisocial behavior, motion sensor with high pitched tone ",
"Neighbor engaging in antisocial behavior, motion sensor with high pitched tone ",
"Neighbor engaging in antisocial behavior, motion sensor with high pitched tone "
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"Conservatives, in general, are a fearful bunch. I’m not making fun of them, this has been studied with regard to personality.",
"Can you ask them if the sensors can be adjusted so only go off if someone is actually in their yard?",
"Is the sidewalk at the far end of their lawn? This isn't unethical, but you might leave a note asking them if there is a way to adjust the range of the motion sensor so it doesn't reach all the way to the sidewalk. If their issue is really just to prevent dogs pooping on their lawn, then it shouldn't have to reach that far.\n\nI'd probably just leave an anonymous note because I'm chicken about things like this. There's a chance they're not aware that it's a nuisance for people, but more likely they are assholes that just don't care. But in the slight possibility that they don't realize it, at least you'll make them aware."
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"how do i enter those hotel business conventions ? Mostly just to eat for free\n\n",
"how do i enter those hotel business conventions ? Mostly just to eat for free\n\n",
"how do i enter those hotel business conventions ? Mostly just to eat for free\n\n",
"how do i enter those hotel business conventions ? Mostly just to eat for free\n\n",
"how do i enter those hotel business conventions ? Mostly just to eat for free\n\n",
"how do i enter those hotel business conventions ? Mostly just to eat for free\n\n"
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"Act like you belong, that seems to be a recurring theme with infiltration.\n",
"I live by the motto, you can get away with almost anything if you act like you’re supposed to do it",
"Wear a name tag. I’ve been to numerous of these and sometimes they forget to print your stuff so they give you a name tag. I’ve snuck into one or 2 this way.",
"Wait outside, follow someone in and catch their name and business as they speak to reception, develop a story around that identity if someone stops you or gets sus e.g. you're there covering Alison from Cobol Engineering",
"Dress and act like you belong.\n\nOld swag from previous conventions helps (you can find it at thrift stores).",
"Maybe if you obtain a good camera, a camera bag and possibly a name tag. No one questions photographers at important events. "
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"loud music disturbance neighbor claims ‘hood rules’ allow her to do whatever she wants. What is the appropriate ‘hood’ response? ",
"loud music disturbance neighbor claims ‘hood rules’ allow her to do whatever she wants. What is the appropriate ‘hood’ response? ",
"loud music disturbance neighbor claims ‘hood rules’ allow her to do whatever she wants. What is the appropriate ‘hood’ response? ",
"loud music disturbance neighbor claims ‘hood rules’ allow her to do whatever she wants. What is the appropriate ‘hood’ response? ",
"loud music disturbance neighbor claims ‘hood rules’ allow her to do whatever she wants. What is the appropriate ‘hood’ response? ",
"loud music disturbance neighbor claims ‘hood rules’ allow her to do whatever she wants. What is the appropriate ‘hood’ response? ",
"loud music disturbance neighbor claims ‘hood rules’ allow her to do whatever she wants. What is the appropriate ‘hood’ response? ",
"loud music disturbance neighbor claims ‘hood rules’ allow her to do whatever she wants. What is the appropriate ‘hood’ response? ",
"loud music disturbance neighbor claims ‘hood rules’ allow her to do whatever she wants. What is the appropriate ‘hood’ response? ",
"loud music disturbance neighbor claims ‘hood rules’ allow her to do whatever she wants. What is the appropriate ‘hood’ response? ",
"loud music disturbance neighbor claims ‘hood rules’ allow her to do whatever she wants. What is the appropriate ‘hood’ response? ",
"loud music disturbance neighbor claims ‘hood rules’ allow her to do whatever she wants. What is the appropriate ‘hood’ response? "
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"You already broke the hood rules by talking to the cops. You gotta rob her house.",
"I don't have an answer for you, but please report back with your results.\n\nAlso, it is funny to think of rural northern Colorado as \"hood.\"",
"Buy some cheap light bars on Amazon and point them at her windows at night",
"Construct a Bass cannon and direct it at her residence, proceed to drop the hammer on her and release the brown note",
"Do what she's doing. Sometimes being equally petty, sends a message. If it's really the \"hood rules\" you should follow it too.",
"Do a home invasion, you broke the hood rule so all cards are on the table.",
"Get evidence of the behaviour, try to get it on video or tape, find out who the baby daddy is through social media or if he ever comes by, and give him a little present. I'm over simplifying here, but find a way to make sure she does not get custody. \n\nAll these suggestions about annoying her with your own noise are not going to cut it. Hit her where it hurts.",
"\"cops won't do anything\"\n\nWow, what a surprise. I mean, how can you expect them to have the resources to help you out when they \\*checks notes\\* take up the largest slice of the tax revenue pie?",
"Have you tried SWATing her? What until she is good and drunk and film the chimp out.",
"UPDATE: Chick went to my elderly MIL’s house nearby to passionately explain that she just wants to dance in her house and just can’t help turning up the music when she really gets into it.\n\nCan anyone suggest a soundtrack to play in response to this?? Am I supposed to dance back?? What does hood etiquette require of me in this situation?",
"UPDATE 2: Sheriff came out again because this person was howling drunken threats at us. Again, they ‘can’t do anything’ but suggested we get a decibel meter to monitor how loud she is. Now that the strong arm of the law has left, the music has both returned AND escalated in volume. :|",
"Is there a way you can hijack her speakers or just break into her house and steal whatever she's\nplaying music out of? If you get multiple people to call the police to complain about her and record each time her music goes over a certain decibel so that way it's documented maybe they'll do something further?"
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"How can I get my neighbor to clear up the jungle he's created in front of his house. Let me offer a little backstory. There used to be a nice fence and grass in front of his property. There's a road that leads to a dead end which is where my house is. He is our neighbor and when he moved in, he destroyed the fence and killed the grass just to put up some ugly ass \"wild flowers\" that grow to be like 10 feet. They aren't colorful at all, they're just gray and brown and look like they're all dead. It's a hazard because I can't see his kids when I'm driving down the road, and I don't want to hurt them. He's also taken up part of the road doing this, because of how dense it is. I want to do something about this without destroying relations with him. What can I do?",
"How can I get my neighbor to clear up the jungle he's created in front of his house. Let me offer a little backstory. There used to be a nice fence and grass in front of his property. There's a road that leads to a dead end which is where my house is. He is our neighbor and when he moved in, he destroyed the fence and killed the grass just to put up some ugly ass \"wild flowers\" that grow to be like 10 feet. They aren't colorful at all, they're just gray and brown and look like they're all dead. It's a hazard because I can't see his kids when I'm driving down the road, and I don't want to hurt them. He's also taken up part of the road doing this, because of how dense it is. I want to do something about this without destroying relations with him. What can I do?",
"How can I get my neighbor to clear up the jungle he's created in front of his house. Let me offer a little backstory. There used to be a nice fence and grass in front of his property. There's a road that leads to a dead end which is where my house is. He is our neighbor and when he moved in, he destroyed the fence and killed the grass just to put up some ugly ass \"wild flowers\" that grow to be like 10 feet. They aren't colorful at all, they're just gray and brown and look like they're all dead. It's a hazard because I can't see his kids when I'm driving down the road, and I don't want to hurt them. He's also taken up part of the road doing this, because of how dense it is. I want to do something about this without destroying relations with him. What can I do?",
"How can I get my neighbor to clear up the jungle he's created in front of his house. Let me offer a little backstory. There used to be a nice fence and grass in front of his property. There's a road that leads to a dead end which is where my house is. He is our neighbor and when he moved in, he destroyed the fence and killed the grass just to put up some ugly ass \"wild flowers\" that grow to be like 10 feet. They aren't colorful at all, they're just gray and brown and look like they're all dead. It's a hazard because I can't see his kids when I'm driving down the road, and I don't want to hurt them. He's also taken up part of the road doing this, because of how dense it is. I want to do something about this without destroying relations with him. What can I do?",
"How can I get my neighbor to clear up the jungle he's created in front of his house. Let me offer a little backstory. There used to be a nice fence and grass in front of his property. There's a road that leads to a dead end which is where my house is. He is our neighbor and when he moved in, he destroyed the fence and killed the grass just to put up some ugly ass \"wild flowers\" that grow to be like 10 feet. They aren't colorful at all, they're just gray and brown and look like they're all dead. It's a hazard because I can't see his kids when I'm driving down the road, and I don't want to hurt them. He's also taken up part of the road doing this, because of how dense it is. I want to do something about this without destroying relations with him. What can I do?",
"How can I get my neighbor to clear up the jungle he's created in front of his house. Let me offer a little backstory. There used to be a nice fence and grass in front of his property. There's a road that leads to a dead end which is where my house is. He is our neighbor and when he moved in, he destroyed the fence and killed the grass just to put up some ugly ass \"wild flowers\" that grow to be like 10 feet. They aren't colorful at all, they're just gray and brown and look like they're all dead. It's a hazard because I can't see his kids when I'm driving down the road, and I don't want to hurt them. He's also taken up part of the road doing this, because of how dense it is. I want to do something about this without destroying relations with him. What can I do?",
"How can I get my neighbor to clear up the jungle he's created in front of his house. Let me offer a little backstory. There used to be a nice fence and grass in front of his property. There's a road that leads to a dead end which is where my house is. He is our neighbor and when he moved in, he destroyed the fence and killed the grass just to put up some ugly ass \"wild flowers\" that grow to be like 10 feet. They aren't colorful at all, they're just gray and brown and look like they're all dead. It's a hazard because I can't see his kids when I'm driving down the road, and I don't want to hurt them. He's also taken up part of the road doing this, because of how dense it is. I want to do something about this without destroying relations with him. What can I do?",
"How can I get my neighbor to clear up the jungle he's created in front of his house. Let me offer a little backstory. There used to be a nice fence and grass in front of his property. There's a road that leads to a dead end which is where my house is. He is our neighbor and when he moved in, he destroyed the fence and killed the grass just to put up some ugly ass \"wild flowers\" that grow to be like 10 feet. They aren't colorful at all, they're just gray and brown and look like they're all dead. It's a hazard because I can't see his kids when I'm driving down the road, and I don't want to hurt them. He's also taken up part of the road doing this, because of how dense it is. I want to do something about this without destroying relations with him. What can I do?",
"How can I get my neighbor to clear up the jungle he's created in front of his house. Let me offer a little backstory. There used to be a nice fence and grass in front of his property. There's a road that leads to a dead end which is where my house is. He is our neighbor and when he moved in, he destroyed the fence and killed the grass just to put up some ugly ass \"wild flowers\" that grow to be like 10 feet. They aren't colorful at all, they're just gray and brown and look like they're all dead. It's a hazard because I can't see his kids when I'm driving down the road, and I don't want to hurt them. He's also taken up part of the road doing this, because of how dense it is. I want to do something about this without destroying relations with him. What can I do?",
"How can I get my neighbor to clear up the jungle he's created in front of his house. Let me offer a little backstory. There used to be a nice fence and grass in front of his property. There's a road that leads to a dead end which is where my house is. He is our neighbor and when he moved in, he destroyed the fence and killed the grass just to put up some ugly ass \"wild flowers\" that grow to be like 10 feet. They aren't colorful at all, they're just gray and brown and look like they're all dead. It's a hazard because I can't see his kids when I'm driving down the road, and I don't want to hurt them. He's also taken up part of the road doing this, because of how dense it is. I want to do something about this without destroying relations with him. What can I do?",
"How can I get my neighbor to clear up the jungle he's created in front of his house. Let me offer a little backstory. There used to be a nice fence and grass in front of his property. There's a road that leads to a dead end which is where my house is. He is our neighbor and when he moved in, he destroyed the fence and killed the grass just to put up some ugly ass \"wild flowers\" that grow to be like 10 feet. They aren't colorful at all, they're just gray and brown and look like they're all dead. It's a hazard because I can't see his kids when I'm driving down the road, and I don't want to hurt them. He's also taken up part of the road doing this, because of how dense it is. I want to do something about this without destroying relations with him. What can I do?",
"How can I get my neighbor to clear up the jungle he's created in front of his house. Let me offer a little backstory. There used to be a nice fence and grass in front of his property. There's a road that leads to a dead end which is where my house is. He is our neighbor and when he moved in, he destroyed the fence and killed the grass just to put up some ugly ass \"wild flowers\" that grow to be like 10 feet. They aren't colorful at all, they're just gray and brown and look like they're all dead. It's a hazard because I can't see his kids when I'm driving down the road, and I don't want to hurt them. He's also taken up part of the road doing this, because of how dense it is. I want to do something about this without destroying relations with him. What can I do?",
"How can I get my neighbor to clear up the jungle he's created in front of his house. Let me offer a little backstory. There used to be a nice fence and grass in front of his property. There's a road that leads to a dead end which is where my house is. He is our neighbor and when he moved in, he destroyed the fence and killed the grass just to put up some ugly ass \"wild flowers\" that grow to be like 10 feet. They aren't colorful at all, they're just gray and brown and look like they're all dead. It's a hazard because I can't see his kids when I'm driving down the road, and I don't want to hurt them. He's also taken up part of the road doing this, because of how dense it is. I want to do something about this without destroying relations with him. What can I do?",
"How can I get my neighbor to clear up the jungle he's created in front of his house. Let me offer a little backstory. There used to be a nice fence and grass in front of his property. There's a road that leads to a dead end which is where my house is. He is our neighbor and when he moved in, he destroyed the fence and killed the grass just to put up some ugly ass \"wild flowers\" that grow to be like 10 feet. They aren't colorful at all, they're just gray and brown and look like they're all dead. It's a hazard because I can't see his kids when I'm driving down the road, and I don't want to hurt them. He's also taken up part of the road doing this, because of how dense it is. I want to do something about this without destroying relations with him. What can I do?",
"How can I get my neighbor to clear up the jungle he's created in front of his house. Let me offer a little backstory. There used to be a nice fence and grass in front of his property. There's a road that leads to a dead end which is where my house is. He is our neighbor and when he moved in, he destroyed the fence and killed the grass just to put up some ugly ass \"wild flowers\" that grow to be like 10 feet. They aren't colorful at all, they're just gray and brown and look like they're all dead. It's a hazard because I can't see his kids when I'm driving down the road, and I don't want to hurt them. He's also taken up part of the road doing this, because of how dense it is. I want to do something about this without destroying relations with him. What can I do?"
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"You are addressing safety concerns and want to avoid destroying relations. You clearly are not ready to ditch ethics yet.\n\nBe a good neighbor and let the fellow know you worry about his kids being in harm's way from lack of visibility. If he doesn't fix the issue, contact your local zoning authority about the matter, as you are expected to do. If you exhaust legitimate channels, then maybe ask about dirty tricks.",
"First things first, ask him kindly, give good reasoning for what you exactly want. If he doesnt comply, give it a good month or two, then put some dogshit right in front of his doorstep. Every single day, or alternatively search for something really really smelly. For example put some butter into his yard, shit will go rancid and the smell is unbearable. He’ll be forced to cut it all of to combat the smell :)",
"At night, put cat food or tuna in the jungle and it'll start attracting cats and other animals. That might convince him to cut it down.",
"Try driving over the part that is on the road, then sue him for damages.",
"State and county roads require a right away access on both sides that needs to be cleared for safety. Since it's a public road, call around and find out who covers the maintenance of that road to ensure it's paved and cleared of debris, then call that government entity and file a complaint. Let them show up with mowers or whatever needs to be used to clear that public road - even if it leads to a dead end where your house is. Your neighbor can't pollute a public road by planting whatever he wants, where he wants it - especially if government workers or contractors ever need to access that road for electrical work, water and sewer, UPS, mail, gas lines, U.S. Census,..etc. - ever need to use that road for whatever reason. If you are not responsible for the maintenance of that road, then having whoever is, address the situation, takes the whole mess out of your hands. It will send a message to your neighbor about what he can and cannot do.",
"The answer is 6 bottles of Round Up. Go over at night and POUR THAT SHIT. \n\nIf you do it under the cover of night he may just assume they died of natural shitty plant causes.",
"Report to your town or city that they are an eyesore and danger to drivers.",
"Buy a bag of frozen sausages. At night, go into his front garden and hammer the sausages deep into the ground. When they thaw, the smell will attract all sorts of animals who will then dig the garden up trying to get the sausages.",
"Try notifying an HOA or the city. Most locations have regulations on how yards are kept, especially with regards to plant growth. If you're lucky they could be fined upwards of $500 (or your area's currency equivalent), which is pretty inconveniencing. The fines can get even larger if they choose to ignore them.",
"Report him to the city! If he continues to do it, keep reporting. Most cities have a 3 strike rule. Sounds like this guy will be out soon",
"Report him to the city! If he continues to do it, keep reporting. Most cities have a 3 strike rule. Sounds like this guy will be out soon",
"Limburger cheese in his yard. Crumble this up and toss it in-wear gloves! It’s rank.",
"Label his mailbox. Most people just put house number or last name on the mailbox. You can go all out and label it \"Nastyunkeptyardtrashpeople\" etc. \n\nThat will piss them off, might strike a nerve enough for them to take care of it better. Wish you luck, this is a tough one.",
"Find out who's responsible for maintaining that road - state or county roads, and then give them a call, and file a complaint that nature's created an safety hazard for children whose residence is an address on that road. Eventually some government entity should show up or send a contractor out to clear the right-of-way on both sides of that road. It should send a message to your neighbor about his rights versus the government's ownership of public access on road easements. Government vehicles and those of contractors - UPS, mail, water and sewer, electric companies, firefighters, police, EMS, etc. have to be able to safely travel on state and county roads without any hazards.",
"Blast you horn every time you near the tall plants as a “warning” to any kids playing near.\n\nMake your hassle his ."
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"A company sends your friend, Swim, 2 of the expensive item he ordered…how can he gain full value for 1 of the items? ",
"A company sends your friend, Swim, 2 of the expensive item he ordered…how can he gain full value for 1 of the items? ",
"A company sends your friend, Swim, 2 of the expensive item he ordered…how can he gain full value for 1 of the items? "
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"He cannot. Sell it on Ebay advertised as new, but I wouldn't buy it off him for anything close to 100% since he's likely just a private seller on Ebay, so I have absolutely no guarantees.",
"No one is going to give you 100%. Why would they give you 100% value when they could buy it from a store and have actual consumer protections?\n\nYour best bet is to list it on a buy and sell or Craigslist or something. Claim it was bought as a gift and the return window is closed. Offer it up at full price and take the best offer.",
"After 5 months, the liability is on the shipper, not you. Tell the company that you don't care what the shipper says, you never received it. That or just tell the company to have someone come pick the damn thing up."
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"what’s the quickest way to cut somebody out of your life without that person wanting to know why? I need to get rid of this girl that keeps thinking she and I are in a relationship in a way that doesn’t have any backlash. Help me out ",
"what’s the quickest way to cut somebody out of your life without that person wanting to know why? I need to get rid of this girl that keeps thinking she and I are in a relationship in a way that doesn’t have any backlash. Help me out ",
"what’s the quickest way to cut somebody out of your life without that person wanting to know why? I need to get rid of this girl that keeps thinking she and I are in a relationship in a way that doesn’t have any backlash. Help me out ",
"what’s the quickest way to cut somebody out of your life without that person wanting to know why? I need to get rid of this girl that keeps thinking she and I are in a relationship in a way that doesn’t have any backlash. Help me out "
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"Tell her that you have serious mental health issues and you are seeing a counselor and they advised you that you need to work on your recovery and ask that please be understanding in your time of need.",
"Become/pretend to become something that she wouldn't find attractive at all, or be able to see past. Say you have a vagina. AIDS. That you're going blind. That you have a piss fetish. That you believe the white race is superior. Whatever you gotta claim, claim it.",
"If she has a sister of reasonable age, start sending her suggestive messages, then a dick pick if possible and let things sort them self out ",
"Tips here are good, but if you want another try asking for money and rides to places constantly. Nothing pisses off an SO more than a deadbeat who wants money every day."
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"How to make myself sound sick it won’t raise any flags when calling off on a holiday Basically for New Years I’m gonna be going to a concert and each day I call in sick I need to make sure my voice is hoarse. I’ve been calling in sick too much lately so if I do so on a holiday it’ll definitely raise some red flags and then they might schedule me to work less. I’m not a good actor so it needs to be genuine even if temporary. ",
"How to make myself sound sick it won’t raise any flags when calling off on a holiday Basically for New Years I’m gonna be going to a concert and each day I call in sick I need to make sure my voice is hoarse. I’ve been calling in sick too much lately so if I do so on a holiday it’ll definitely raise some red flags and then they might schedule me to work less. I’m not a good actor so it needs to be genuine even if temporary. ",
"How to make myself sound sick it won’t raise any flags when calling off on a holiday Basically for New Years I’m gonna be going to a concert and each day I call in sick I need to make sure my voice is hoarse. I’ve been calling in sick too much lately so if I do so on a holiday it’ll definitely raise some red flags and then they might schedule me to work less. I’m not a good actor so it needs to be genuine even if temporary. ",
"How to make myself sound sick it won’t raise any flags when calling off on a holiday Basically for New Years I’m gonna be going to a concert and each day I call in sick I need to make sure my voice is hoarse. I’ve been calling in sick too much lately so if I do so on a holiday it’ll definitely raise some red flags and then they might schedule me to work less. I’m not a good actor so it needs to be genuine even if temporary. ",
"How to make myself sound sick it won’t raise any flags when calling off on a holiday Basically for New Years I’m gonna be going to a concert and each day I call in sick I need to make sure my voice is hoarse. I’ve been calling in sick too much lately so if I do so on a holiday it’ll definitely raise some red flags and then they might schedule me to work less. I’m not a good actor so it needs to be genuine even if temporary. ",
"How to make myself sound sick it won’t raise any flags when calling off on a holiday Basically for New Years I’m gonna be going to a concert and each day I call in sick I need to make sure my voice is hoarse. I’ve been calling in sick too much lately so if I do so on a holiday it’ll definitely raise some red flags and then they might schedule me to work less. I’m not a good actor so it needs to be genuine even if temporary. ",
"How to make myself sound sick it won’t raise any flags when calling off on a holiday Basically for New Years I’m gonna be going to a concert and each day I call in sick I need to make sure my voice is hoarse. I’ve been calling in sick too much lately so if I do so on a holiday it’ll definitely raise some red flags and then they might schedule me to work less. I’m not a good actor so it needs to be genuine even if temporary. ",
"How to make myself sound sick it won’t raise any flags when calling off on a holiday Basically for New Years I’m gonna be going to a concert and each day I call in sick I need to make sure my voice is hoarse. I’ve been calling in sick too much lately so if I do so on a holiday it’ll definitely raise some red flags and then they might schedule me to work less. I’m not a good actor so it needs to be genuine even if temporary. ",
"How to make myself sound sick it won’t raise any flags when calling off on a holiday Basically for New Years I’m gonna be going to a concert and each day I call in sick I need to make sure my voice is hoarse. I’ve been calling in sick too much lately so if I do so on a holiday it’ll definitely raise some red flags and then they might schedule me to work less. I’m not a good actor so it needs to be genuine even if temporary. ",
"How to make myself sound sick it won’t raise any flags when calling off on a holiday Basically for New Years I’m gonna be going to a concert and each day I call in sick I need to make sure my voice is hoarse. I’ve been calling in sick too much lately so if I do so on a holiday it’ll definitely raise some red flags and then they might schedule me to work less. I’m not a good actor so it needs to be genuine even if temporary. ",
"How to make myself sound sick it won’t raise any flags when calling off on a holiday Basically for New Years I’m gonna be going to a concert and each day I call in sick I need to make sure my voice is hoarse. I’ve been calling in sick too much lately so if I do so on a holiday it’ll definitely raise some red flags and then they might schedule me to work less. I’m not a good actor so it needs to be genuine even if temporary. ",
"How to make myself sound sick it won’t raise any flags when calling off on a holiday Basically for New Years I’m gonna be going to a concert and each day I call in sick I need to make sure my voice is hoarse. I’ve been calling in sick too much lately so if I do so on a holiday it’ll definitely raise some red flags and then they might schedule me to work less. I’m not a good actor so it needs to be genuine even if temporary. "
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"Buy some liquid ass. go into work and spray your pants with it. Tell your boss you shit yourself and have to go home, do that lunch time the day before you want off. Ring up the next day and tell them you are still sick.\n",
"Stick toilet tissue in your nose to imitate the sound a naturally clogged nose has.\n\nAlso, straight up gagging yourself with a finger works because it sounds fucking gross and your boss will more than likely not want to sit through that noise just to explain why they 'really need you today'. ",
"I’ve heard that it helps to lay on your back, in bed, with your head hanging off the edge upside down. Supposed to make you sound nasally or something. ",
"Lay upside down on your bed with your head hanging out. You'd sound sick without even trying hard.\n\nJust say you're not feeling well and will try to go to hospital if it gets worse which of course it didn't that's why you just need some \"rest\".\n\n",
"Better yet, make a fake doctors note and say you had to go to the emergency room. \n\nIf they try to investigate and call the hospital, HIPPA prevents them from disclosing whether or not you were even there.",
"Text your boss at around 2:00 saying you've got a stomach bug and you've been up sick - is it okay if you're a little late tomorrow? Then at around 4:00 send another text saying it hasn't stopped and you'll be going to the hospital. Call them an hour into the business day saying you're getting discharged from the hospital and thank you for understanding",
"Make sure you act a little sick (sneezing, coughing, etc) the day or two before you call in to corroborate your story...",
"As long is this we're being unethical, smoke a bunch of cigarettes and maybe have a few drinks the night before",
"The ultimate way to always sound sick, is to actually be sick when you always call in. You lazy irresponsible pos.",
"Be very descriptive and a long story that usually throws them off the trail",
"tell them you got mild food poisoning from a friends shitty holiday cooking?",
"In my childhood kids use to say if you keep onion near armpit you tend to heat"
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"How long to wait after upgrading insurance before I can claim a cracked window? ",
"How long to wait after upgrading insurance before I can claim a cracked window? ",
"How long to wait after upgrading insurance before I can claim a cracked window? "
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"Good chance you’ve got at least $500 deductible and will have to pay the whole $315, anyway.",
"Spme states its required zero deductible and covered. Find that state.",
"Tries to save $100 one time, 6 month premium goes up $100 for filling claim."
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"Need undrivable lemon to disappear. Looks great cosmetically, but won't drive. It's fully insured. How can this thorn in my side end up stolen?",
"Need undrivable lemon to disappear. Looks great cosmetically, but won't drive. It's fully insured. How can this thorn in my side end up stolen?",
"Need undrivable lemon to disappear. Looks great cosmetically, but won't drive. It's fully insured. How can this thorn in my side end up stolen?",
"Need undrivable lemon to disappear. Looks great cosmetically, but won't drive. It's fully insured. How can this thorn in my side end up stolen?",
"Need undrivable lemon to disappear. Looks great cosmetically, but won't drive. It's fully insured. How can this thorn in my side end up stolen?",
"Need undrivable lemon to disappear. Looks great cosmetically, but won't drive. It's fully insured. How can this thorn in my side end up stolen?",
"Need undrivable lemon to disappear. Looks great cosmetically, but won't drive. It's fully insured. How can this thorn in my side end up stolen?",
"Need undrivable lemon to disappear. Looks great cosmetically, but won't drive. It's fully insured. How can this thorn in my side end up stolen?"
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"Find a mechanic that will part it out. \n\nCall insurance, tell them it was stolen and hand them the keys.",
"Insurance fraud is not unethical it's illegal. Not only that, but it's a felony in my State. Have you thought about donating it for a tax deduction? That way you are profiting from its free disposal. If it drove obviously you could just park it at your local shithole neighborhood unlocked. But since it won't move, there isn't an option that offers profit and plausible deniability. Too many loose ends and any investment would eat into your benefit.",
"Not unethical, but worked for me…I donated it to a charity that would accept any vehicle donation and provide towing. May not be an option in your area, but easy enough to find out.",
"Look up junk car removal online. They’ll pay you money to take away old junk car.",
"Is this you ? \nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/zr866x/gave_my_stepbrother_my_old_car_a_few_months_ago/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf",
"Here the rule, if you want something stolen, no one will touch it other than an idiot believing its a trap. Call a junk yard and get a $100 for the title.",
"what you didn’t say speaks loudly. \n\nno mention of title or ownership. \n\nno mention of where it is…\n\nbut you want it gone…\n\nokay\n\nif it’s on your property and owned by someone else you can become the owner by following a process for abandoned cars. \n\nhttps://blog.tirebuyer.com/abandoned-cars-on-private-property/",
"I am a bot.\n\nFind a similar car in perfect condition, 'procure' that, then chop shop your car's numbers onto that.\n\nI am a bot."
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"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced.",
"I work at a Jewelry store and get a generous discount with no limits on how much product to buy and would like ideas on how to take advantage of this to make extra money. As the title stated, I work at a jewelry store where I can buy as much jewelry as I want with a generous discount. The discount varies on items, but it can be from 50%off to 80% off, depending on the items. I know that I can probably resell some of the jewelry as is or even buy them and have someone smelt them, but i honestly have no idea on how to execute this plan. I wouldn’t full on exploit it because i don’t want to loose my job. With that being said, I would like to see if there are any other suggestions that you guys might have or tips to lead me to the right direction. I think there used to be a place where you could connect with other employees at other stores to benefit from each others discounts, but I honestly don’t remember. Either way, any input that y’all might have is greatly appreciated. Please feel free to ask any other questions as well. Thank you all in advanced."
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"Jewelry at jewelry stores are so incredibly marked up compared to their raw value (and even production value) that I'd be incredibly surprised if you could make any money on the raw materials.\n\nThe problem that you're going to be facing is that the biggest profit maker for jewelry stores is their reputation. Something that you do not have as access to as a seller.\n\nOp if you want to make money off jewelery then you'll be better off buying wholesale and selling that for a markup. You can buy pretty much direct from the factory on a lot of cheap Chinese websites. You'll make more money and this way and you're also not risking your job. However, you don't seem to have the jewelry knowledge to really pull this off anyway.",
"Do they have a policy against selling it if you buy it from them at a discount?",
"I would act almost like a weed dealer rather than going for an online reseller route, but with a small, close circle.\n\nFor example, friend is getting married? Offer them the engagement ring for more than you paid for it, but still less than retail. You'll still make a profit and you're doing good for your friend and they'll probably appreciate it. Then they'll tell their friend and then your business has grown a bit. \n\nBonus is as long as you keep the circle relatively small, you likely won't get in trouble because you can say you were buying it as a gift for a friend, which is technically true.",
"Not a jewelry expert myself, but check eBay prices for pieces of similar size and style. List pieces you get the best discounts/ or largest gap of your cost vs eBay price. Don't buy the pieces from your work till the eBay sale is final.\n\n2nd suggestion, start following the jewelry subs on Reddit. Check for comments on pieces you recognize about people looking what they see. DM them with \"I have a similar piece I'd be willing to part with\"",
"If you do proceed, try wearing one of the items you purchased (with intent to resell) while at work (if that’s okay with employer) for a few shifts before selling it. Don’t do this with everything you buy, but at least a few items.\n\nThis way they more easily believe they are personal purchases or gifts for family",
"Seems like everyone here is missing the real trick.\n\n Don't buy the jewelry and then try to resell it.\n\n Sell the jewelery, then buy it and ship it after the sale, like a drop shipper.\n\nNo risk. Just take pictures of the items at work. If anyone asks why, just say \"I'm thinking about picking this up, but I want to sleep on it\".",
"Highly unethical - over-develop a plan to rob the store, put together a roster of colorful specialists to help you out, write all of this down, sell the show to Netflix.",
"This \"generous\" employee discount raises interesting economic questions about the jewelry industry. \n\nEmployee discounts aren't a benefit, in the sense of a form of compensation that costs the store money. They're more like a form of price discrimination -- you're just another customer, one your employer is willing to sell to at a lower margin than other customers. You're not getting these items at anywhere near wholesale, because the store still needs to profit off you after paying all kinds of overhead, including what they pay you. So get any notion that you can break them down to precious metals and stones and sell them at the spot price out of your head; you're going to take huge losses every time if you try. \n\nWhen evaluating whether to buy inventory to resell, you have to realize the retail price and the percentage of the discount don't matter at all to a buyer on the resale market. As the top rated comment noted, value in the jewelry industry hinges on the seller's reputation, so the private resale market for jewelry is not robust at all. The only numbers that you should be taking into account are sale prices on eBay, Mercari, etc, and what pawn shops are willing to pay. If you check those on specific products in advance of buying them at the employee rate, you're most likely going to find this isn't worth doing.",
"Jewelry? Unless it's raw precious metals and jewels. Shit is probably marked up 75% of what it's worth. Just a sk a local pawn shop what you could get for an item and just watch with the low ass number they give you.",
"Start by giving some of the highly discounted jewellery away as gifts, letting a few folks know you’ve got a legit plug. Don’t advertise it on social, keep it personal. Folks remember that stuff come gift season.\n\nSource: I did this with supplements, dog, and cycling gear in a similar situation.",
"Jewelry designer here who works at a company with a similar policy. \n\nThe discounted price you get is still going to be above the raw material cost. For example my company marks up our jewelry 400%, and my discount is ~60-70%, so essentially what I’m being charged for is raw material +labor. If a piece cost $100 in material, and it was marked up 400%, with my employee discount I’d still pay $120+taxes. The market value of the gold would be $100, then when I factor in refiners fees (typically 20%), i would end up making only $80 on something paid $120 for. Even if you could sell it on eBay you won’t get retail value. I’d be very surprised if you could make enough money reselling for it to be worth it. And it would look real suspicious if anyone asked why you aren’t wearing any of the pieces you’re buying.",
"You can sell high end watches and tennis bracelets at Golf Courses and tennis clubs. Ask to post an ad on their bulletin board. If you can get ahold of a full price cash receipt for the item, just tell whomever is interested it was a gift for your wife/kid, or in the case of a man's watch, say it was a birthday/anniversary/Christmas present that you just want to get most of the money back from it. Might be able to gage interest before you buy the items just by putting up the ads. Good luck!",
"Would get only the 80% discount items.\nWould buy several equal items and we sure to tell it's for a family member and make it happen.\nWouldn't buy many at once.\n\nWould wait several months so it's not on sell anymore.\nWould look for several channels to sell the items.\nPawn shops, friends of friends, online, even take some and sell them in other countries when the poor arises.\nAvoid repeating same channel/shop/person often.\n\nThis is a marathon rather than a sprint.",
"They are just discounting it down to almost wholesale so unless you know a way to resell for full retail is kinda just gifts for that someone special",
"I see you had a Billion comments. Not sure if this was mentioned local auction houses. Might be worth a try.",
"Your not going to make any profit doing this unless you just stacked up on gold and the market price were to shoot up. You know what I would do is get engagement rings with some nice diamonds and start locally networking that you personally sell engagement rings. Those are the biggest rip offs in the world but a lot of people still buy them at inflated prices because they just want to make their woman happy. Diamonds in general are are only really worth whatever you can happen to sell them for, it’s not a scarce commodity like Gold they just got it set up to look that way. Like when a jewelry dealer buys gold they getting it at the market price which is 1767$ an ounce, and that’s 24K gold, it’s all about the weight, karat and how many grams of gold the gold jewelry weighs that really matters with that. A diamond engagement ring is something you could really make money with if the place you work at were to let you get it atwhatever they pay for, or maybe tell them you’ll give them their cost plus 50$ for each ring. Then buy a diamond tester and read up on diamonds and try to be known as reputable engagement ring dealer in your area, as long as you have the diamond tester right in front of them and you show them they’re real. It’s more to this but you see where I’m going right? I would seriously do this if I had a connection",
"Plot twist: it’s a jewellery store owner learning what kind of shenanigans the employees get up to so that he can intercept them in time.",
"Jewelry is so marked up that as soon as you buy it, it loses that much in value right away maybe helping friends get discounts is about as unethical as could be worth anything",
"Buy an absolute f*ck ton of stock from there. Like as much as you can get away with, if at all possible, try to make sure the jewellery is all the same size. if the store is a chain or order returns can be processed online, return it this way. If not just have a friend Waltz in and return them in store for full price claiming they lost the receipt",
"When somebody wants to purchase something charge them regular price when they leave you return it in the system. Charge it again use your discount and keep the rest of the money 😌",
"One other idea, but use it more for trades with people who already do kinda messy barters with people all the time. There’s always that person that is looking to sell something they didn’t buy that long ago for half price cause they want/need something new now. Had a roommate that would but a new PlayStation and months later would swap it to someone else for a cheap guitar or something.\n\nJust offer them the item’s full value in trade for something that is worth more new, but they’re ready to let go of for a lot less. Guys bad with money before Xmas or Valentine’s Day would be a target. Or, could swap with someone who does a service, like massage or hair coloring. Just offer to show them the catalog and see if you can turn it into something you want that’s now cheaper.",
"Just curious, what’s the discount like at a jewelry store? Do you get larger discounts on certain stones/metals?",
"Honestly, they sound like they are giving you the items at cost. If you could sell them for profit, why wouldn’t you bring that business to the place you work?\n\nOr if you sell that much, start your own store?\n\nI don’t using an employee discount to then sell the items your place sells is going to help your life at all. \n\nBut if you need to go that route, the easiest way is tell the customers to call you after work and you can get them the item for 10% off. Then buy it with your discount and sell it after work.",
"If you're working alone you can tell customers if they're happy to pay cash and are happy to lose their returns policy you can give them a decent discount. Meet them somewhere after work and split the employee discount with the customer.",
"Can you pull the pieces apart and make new ones so they don’t look like ones from the shop?",
"“I wouldn’t full on exploit it.”\n\nBuying with intention to sell for profit is already “full on” exploiting it."
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"Homeless keep breaking into our lot to forage cigarette butts and steal from our trucks We have a secured rear lot (locked gates and 8' tall fences) at work and these picks keep hopping the fence to steal cigarette butts and tools from our delivery rigs. What's a good way to leave a nice 'surprise' for these jerks to encourage them to stop visiting us after hours?",
"Homeless keep breaking into our lot to forage cigarette butts and steal from our trucks We have a secured rear lot (locked gates and 8' tall fences) at work and these picks keep hopping the fence to steal cigarette butts and tools from our delivery rigs. What's a good way to leave a nice 'surprise' for these jerks to encourage them to stop visiting us after hours?",
"Homeless keep breaking into our lot to forage cigarette butts and steal from our trucks We have a secured rear lot (locked gates and 8' tall fences) at work and these picks keep hopping the fence to steal cigarette butts and tools from our delivery rigs. What's a good way to leave a nice 'surprise' for these jerks to encourage them to stop visiting us after hours?",
"Homeless keep breaking into our lot to forage cigarette butts and steal from our trucks We have a secured rear lot (locked gates and 8' tall fences) at work and these picks keep hopping the fence to steal cigarette butts and tools from our delivery rigs. What's a good way to leave a nice 'surprise' for these jerks to encourage them to stop visiting us after hours?",
"Homeless keep breaking into our lot to forage cigarette butts and steal from our trucks We have a secured rear lot (locked gates and 8' tall fences) at work and these picks keep hopping the fence to steal cigarette butts and tools from our delivery rigs. What's a good way to leave a nice 'surprise' for these jerks to encourage them to stop visiting us after hours?",
"Homeless keep breaking into our lot to forage cigarette butts and steal from our trucks We have a secured rear lot (locked gates and 8' tall fences) at work and these picks keep hopping the fence to steal cigarette butts and tools from our delivery rigs. What's a good way to leave a nice 'surprise' for these jerks to encourage them to stop visiting us after hours?",
"Homeless keep breaking into our lot to forage cigarette butts and steal from our trucks We have a secured rear lot (locked gates and 8' tall fences) at work and these picks keep hopping the fence to steal cigarette butts and tools from our delivery rigs. What's a good way to leave a nice 'surprise' for these jerks to encourage them to stop visiting us after hours?",
"Homeless keep breaking into our lot to forage cigarette butts and steal from our trucks We have a secured rear lot (locked gates and 8' tall fences) at work and these picks keep hopping the fence to steal cigarette butts and tools from our delivery rigs. What's a good way to leave a nice 'surprise' for these jerks to encourage them to stop visiting us after hours?",
"Homeless keep breaking into our lot to forage cigarette butts and steal from our trucks We have a secured rear lot (locked gates and 8' tall fences) at work and these picks keep hopping the fence to steal cigarette butts and tools from our delivery rigs. What's a good way to leave a nice 'surprise' for these jerks to encourage them to stop visiting us after hours?",
"Homeless keep breaking into our lot to forage cigarette butts and steal from our trucks We have a secured rear lot (locked gates and 8' tall fences) at work and these picks keep hopping the fence to steal cigarette butts and tools from our delivery rigs. What's a good way to leave a nice 'surprise' for these jerks to encourage them to stop visiting us after hours?",
"Homeless keep breaking into our lot to forage cigarette butts and steal from our trucks We have a secured rear lot (locked gates and 8' tall fences) at work and these picks keep hopping the fence to steal cigarette butts and tools from our delivery rigs. What's a good way to leave a nice 'surprise' for these jerks to encourage them to stop visiting us after hours?",
"Homeless keep breaking into our lot to forage cigarette butts and steal from our trucks We have a secured rear lot (locked gates and 8' tall fences) at work and these picks keep hopping the fence to steal cigarette butts and tools from our delivery rigs. What's a good way to leave a nice 'surprise' for these jerks to encourage them to stop visiting us after hours?",
"Homeless keep breaking into our lot to forage cigarette butts and steal from our trucks We have a secured rear lot (locked gates and 8' tall fences) at work and these picks keep hopping the fence to steal cigarette butts and tools from our delivery rigs. What's a good way to leave a nice 'surprise' for these jerks to encourage them to stop visiting us after hours?",
"Homeless keep breaking into our lot to forage cigarette butts and steal from our trucks We have a secured rear lot (locked gates and 8' tall fences) at work and these picks keep hopping the fence to steal cigarette butts and tools from our delivery rigs. What's a good way to leave a nice 'surprise' for these jerks to encourage them to stop visiting us after hours?",
"Homeless keep breaking into our lot to forage cigarette butts and steal from our trucks We have a secured rear lot (locked gates and 8' tall fences) at work and these picks keep hopping the fence to steal cigarette butts and tools from our delivery rigs. What's a good way to leave a nice 'surprise' for these jerks to encourage them to stop visiting us after hours?",
"Homeless keep breaking into our lot to forage cigarette butts and steal from our trucks We have a secured rear lot (locked gates and 8' tall fences) at work and these picks keep hopping the fence to steal cigarette butts and tools from our delivery rigs. What's a good way to leave a nice 'surprise' for these jerks to encourage them to stop visiting us after hours?",
"Homeless keep breaking into our lot to forage cigarette butts and steal from our trucks We have a secured rear lot (locked gates and 8' tall fences) at work and these picks keep hopping the fence to steal cigarette butts and tools from our delivery rigs. What's a good way to leave a nice 'surprise' for these jerks to encourage them to stop visiting us after hours?",
"Homeless keep breaking into our lot to forage cigarette butts and steal from our trucks We have a secured rear lot (locked gates and 8' tall fences) at work and these picks keep hopping the fence to steal cigarette butts and tools from our delivery rigs. What's a good way to leave a nice 'surprise' for these jerks to encourage them to stop visiting us after hours?"
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"Similar problem at a communal ashtray outside our building. It encouraged constant “harassment” to people enjoying a well deserved break. I anchored a can of raid bug spray to a chain next to the ash tray with a sign reading “ashtray periodically sprayed for pest control”. Not a single unwelcome visitor in months.",
"If it's private property, depending on the state, you may be allowed to shoot them.",
"Where I live, you’re allowed to use anything to stop someone who invades your commercial or residencial property. You can also use water",
"The tools are probably thefts of opportunity while they're in the lot collecting butts. Tell your employees to police their butts, and the problem will sort itself out. Surprise! No smokes for you.\n\n^(Forcing adults to clean up their shit is unethical, right?)",
"bear boards . you have a bear problem in your area. bears are everywhere.",
"Buy some liquid ass and dip a few butts in it. then, put them in the ash trays. if the smell doesn't get them, the taste definitely will.",
"Set them up with a social worker to help them get their life back on track. That'll show them.",
"1: Buy rolling papers. \n\n2: Buy cayenne pepper.\n\n3: Roll cayenne pepper into papers.\n\n4: Litter the lot with said pepper cigarettes. \n\n5: Profit.",
"I'd find a friend who has free time, and have then stay in the lot over night a couple times until they can catch them in the act and then said friend can tell them that there is security there after hours and not to come back they shouldn't after running into to someone the first time and you wouldn't have to pay a guard",
"Bribe them with cigarettes so that they do it to your competitor instead",
"Spray the butts with a bitter apple dog spray or something gross so they aren’t smokeable next time? Or completely crush them when you put them out so there’s absolutely nothing left",
"Get a bunch of [Steel flat bars](https://www.homedepot.com/p/Everbilt-1-in-x-72-in-Plain-Steel-Flat-Bar-with-1-8-in-Thick-801027/204225737). Enough to go all the way around the fence line. Buy a few hundred scraper blades. Take blades and tac weld them to the bar pointing upward. Leave about 1/4\" of the blade off the edge of the flat. Attach bars with scraper blades to top of fence/wall pointing upward, leave only 1/8\" to 1/4\" above fence so that they're not visible from outside the fence. Have fun looking at the blood trails left behind as your silent security system is functioning properly.",
"Take some food, sandwiches etc mixed with strong laxatives.Seal it and make it look like it was left behind. Like in an clear zip bag or plastic container. Now you can have your smoke in peace while they clear their pipes.",
"Put formaldehyde on some butts should do it for a while. Maybe longer cigs so they're more attractive as bait",
"Why not leave a pack of smokes out for them with a note that you’ll supply smokes in exchange for them not BandE. Cheapest security I could think of.",
"Something like this may work: [https://www.facebook.com/TheBlankBox/](https://www.facebook.com/TheBlankBox/)",
"Find a homeless person and give him $20 and a 6 pack. Ask if he’s interested in steady money. Pay him for a solid two weeks @ $20. Keep tabs on the other homeless watching. When the others are within ear shot mention you pay him $50 a week and watch them fight each other.",
"Man do you guys really hate the homeless that much, jesus christ have some empathy."
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"My screen is clearly visible from my supervisor seat and he likes to watch what I'm doing. What's the best way to watch memes but look like I'm doing my work? ",
"My screen is clearly visible from my supervisor seat and he likes to watch what I'm doing. What's the best way to watch memes but look like I'm doing my work? ",
"My screen is clearly visible from my supervisor seat and he likes to watch what I'm doing. What's the best way to watch memes but look like I'm doing my work? "
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"Put your phone in an empty bag of potato chips and use that for memes. ",
"http://pcottle.github.io/MSOutlookit//\n\nSay you got a viral marketing campaign going and need to answer all the shit",
"There are these screen protectors that mirror everything unless your looking up close, so that maybe"
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"what is the most justifiable illness for one day? Previous week, I missed one of my midterms' exam. Here's the timeline:\nMonday: took an exam\nTuesday: missed\nWednesday: was a holiday\nThu, Fri, Sat: took exams.\n\nSo I need to produce a medical certificate which completely justifies why I could not have appeared in the Tuesday exam when I was fit enough to take the rest of them. Also, please suggest anything that might help me to get the certificate made[dealing with the doctor].\n\n(My college conducts makeup exams but they're very strict about these things. If only they're convinced will they allow me to take it)",
"what is the most justifiable illness for one day? Previous week, I missed one of my midterms' exam. Here's the timeline:\nMonday: took an exam\nTuesday: missed\nWednesday: was a holiday\nThu, Fri, Sat: took exams.\n\nSo I need to produce a medical certificate which completely justifies why I could not have appeared in the Tuesday exam when I was fit enough to take the rest of them. Also, please suggest anything that might help me to get the certificate made[dealing with the doctor].\n\n(My college conducts makeup exams but they're very strict about these things. If only they're convinced will they allow me to take it)",
"what is the most justifiable illness for one day? Previous week, I missed one of my midterms' exam. Here's the timeline:\nMonday: took an exam\nTuesday: missed\nWednesday: was a holiday\nThu, Fri, Sat: took exams.\n\nSo I need to produce a medical certificate which completely justifies why I could not have appeared in the Tuesday exam when I was fit enough to take the rest of them. Also, please suggest anything that might help me to get the certificate made[dealing with the doctor].\n\n(My college conducts makeup exams but they're very strict about these things. If only they're convinced will they allow me to take it)",
"what is the most justifiable illness for one day? Previous week, I missed one of my midterms' exam. Here's the timeline:\nMonday: took an exam\nTuesday: missed\nWednesday: was a holiday\nThu, Fri, Sat: took exams.\n\nSo I need to produce a medical certificate which completely justifies why I could not have appeared in the Tuesday exam when I was fit enough to take the rest of them. Also, please suggest anything that might help me to get the certificate made[dealing with the doctor].\n\n(My college conducts makeup exams but they're very strict about these things. If only they're convinced will they allow me to take it)"
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"Migraines. You can't verify if somebody has had a headache.\n\nA cold is pretty easy too. \"Feeling under the weather\". Good luck checking that.\n\n",
"Diarrhea. Doesn't require a doctor's note, only lasts 1 day, and nobody questions your sincerity when you say you're afraid you might shit yourself.",
"Reason for missing for the curious folk: i pulled an all nighter and then slept 3hrs before the exams in the hopes of waking up just before. Needless to say, I never woke up despite having set many alarms.",
"I think food poisoning and the associated symptoms such as nausea are a good justification. I think a doctor would sign off on that."
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"As a delivery driver, parking tickets are my archnemesis. Any way to quickly cover/uncover my license plates that a meter maid couldn't figure out within a few minutes? I also have some extra plates so if those could be worked in that'd be great, since I wouldn't want a \"no plates\" ticket either.",
"As a delivery driver, parking tickets are my archnemesis. Any way to quickly cover/uncover my license plates that a meter maid couldn't figure out within a few minutes? I also have some extra plates so if those could be worked in that'd be great, since I wouldn't want a \"no plates\" ticket either.",
"As a delivery driver, parking tickets are my archnemesis. Any way to quickly cover/uncover my license plates that a meter maid couldn't figure out within a few minutes? I also have some extra plates so if those could be worked in that'd be great, since I wouldn't want a \"no plates\" ticket either.",
"As a delivery driver, parking tickets are my archnemesis. Any way to quickly cover/uncover my license plates that a meter maid couldn't figure out within a few minutes? I also have some extra plates so if those could be worked in that'd be great, since I wouldn't want a \"no plates\" ticket either."
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"If your plate has a black font on white background, with some black tape you can easily turn a C into a G, and an F into a E.",
"Depending on the state, most new cars have a temporary tag that isn't much more than a printed piece of paper or a sticker. You could keep updating this. \n\nFWIW, I did this for about 6 months after I purchased a car. I had an issue where the dealership kept sending the info to the wrong DMV (happened twice). I just scanned the temp plates and changed the expiration date. ",
"This will cost you some money initially but it has worked in the past for me. Keep paying for parking and keep all the slips on your dashboard. Keep piling them up until its a mess so its difficult for any parking maid to spend the time to search for the slip which corresponds to that day. They're busy and they'll likely give up by not giving you a ticket.",
"Purchase clip on number plate cover. Clip on with other number plates you have on top of the real ones and they shouldn't notice the difference"
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"Jeweler doesn't realize I already picked up ring, has another ready for me Hi, wondering what I can do to avoid culpability here. Thanks for your time.\n\n1. I ordered a solid gold ring (with two small diamonds) a month ago and picked up a few weeks later (right near Thanksgiving I went to their offices and picked up the order)\n2. They have begun contacting me again saying 'please come pick up your order, it's ready here.' Now I would LOVE a free solid gold/diamond ring, butttt I don't want to get caught. I also adore their stuff so will likely purchase again...\n\nCan I go pick up the ring or send a friend and not have backlash if they figure it out later? Or should I send a friend and cease all contact, instead purchasing through another name? They have my full name / email address and would likely be able to track me down. The ring is worth over $500. Thank you.",
"Jeweler doesn't realize I already picked up ring, has another ready for me Hi, wondering what I can do to avoid culpability here. Thanks for your time.\n\n1. I ordered a solid gold ring (with two small diamonds) a month ago and picked up a few weeks later (right near Thanksgiving I went to their offices and picked up the order)\n2. They have begun contacting me again saying 'please come pick up your order, it's ready here.' Now I would LOVE a free solid gold/diamond ring, butttt I don't want to get caught. I also adore their stuff so will likely purchase again...\n\nCan I go pick up the ring or send a friend and not have backlash if they figure it out later? Or should I send a friend and cease all contact, instead purchasing through another name? They have my full name / email address and would likely be able to track me down. The ring is worth over $500. Thank you.",
"Jeweler doesn't realize I already picked up ring, has another ready for me Hi, wondering what I can do to avoid culpability here. Thanks for your time.\n\n1. I ordered a solid gold ring (with two small diamonds) a month ago and picked up a few weeks later (right near Thanksgiving I went to their offices and picked up the order)\n2. They have begun contacting me again saying 'please come pick up your order, it's ready here.' Now I would LOVE a free solid gold/diamond ring, butttt I don't want to get caught. I also adore their stuff so will likely purchase again...\n\nCan I go pick up the ring or send a friend and not have backlash if they figure it out later? Or should I send a friend and cease all contact, instead purchasing through another name? They have my full name / email address and would likely be able to track me down. The ring is worth over $500. Thank you.",
"Jeweler doesn't realize I already picked up ring, has another ready for me Hi, wondering what I can do to avoid culpability here. Thanks for your time.\n\n1. I ordered a solid gold ring (with two small diamonds) a month ago and picked up a few weeks later (right near Thanksgiving I went to their offices and picked up the order)\n2. They have begun contacting me again saying 'please come pick up your order, it's ready here.' Now I would LOVE a free solid gold/diamond ring, butttt I don't want to get caught. I also adore their stuff so will likely purchase again...\n\nCan I go pick up the ring or send a friend and not have backlash if they figure it out later? Or should I send a friend and cease all contact, instead purchasing through another name? They have my full name / email address and would likely be able to track me down. The ring is worth over $500. Thank you.",
"Jeweler doesn't realize I already picked up ring, has another ready for me Hi, wondering what I can do to avoid culpability here. Thanks for your time.\n\n1. I ordered a solid gold ring (with two small diamonds) a month ago and picked up a few weeks later (right near Thanksgiving I went to their offices and picked up the order)\n2. They have begun contacting me again saying 'please come pick up your order, it's ready here.' Now I would LOVE a free solid gold/diamond ring, butttt I don't want to get caught. I also adore their stuff so will likely purchase again...\n\nCan I go pick up the ring or send a friend and not have backlash if they figure it out later? Or should I send a friend and cease all contact, instead purchasing through another name? They have my full name / email address and would likely be able to track me down. The ring is worth over $500. Thank you.",
"Jeweler doesn't realize I already picked up ring, has another ready for me Hi, wondering what I can do to avoid culpability here. Thanks for your time.\n\n1. I ordered a solid gold ring (with two small diamonds) a month ago and picked up a few weeks later (right near Thanksgiving I went to their offices and picked up the order)\n2. They have begun contacting me again saying 'please come pick up your order, it's ready here.' Now I would LOVE a free solid gold/diamond ring, butttt I don't want to get caught. I also adore their stuff so will likely purchase again...\n\nCan I go pick up the ring or send a friend and not have backlash if they figure it out later? Or should I send a friend and cease all contact, instead purchasing through another name? They have my full name / email address and would likely be able to track me down. The ring is worth over $500. Thank you."
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"If they're pestering you, you can go get the ring and hold on to it... see if they notice. That'd cross the line into illegal though. It's almost certainly \"only\" misdemenor (usually Grand Theft, or a felony, is around $2k depending on the state) and your chances of getting prosecuted are very low for a $500 ring they willingly gave to you and even bugged you to come get. You could get a receipt for it, making it even more convoluted for them. You wouldn't have a very good defense if they DID figure it out, but they most likely misplaced the records for the ring you picked up if they're after you about it and prepared another ring for you. It'll most likely get written off, but you should also consider whether it's a small jewelry shop or a big chain (although I don't at all know how jewelry frnachises work). Never do that to a little guy.\n\nAgain, **totally illegal** but probably doable. I'm not recommending this course of action, just speculating.",
"Think about risk vs reward.\n\nYou get the “free ring”:\n\n-gain $500 value.\n\n-commit a misdemeanour, may get sued or charged in the future, whatever the odds may be.\n\nYou tell them the truth:\n\n-Miss out on $500 valued ring.\n\n-No worry about legal consequences.\n\nIt’s your call, I know what I would pick.",
"My wedding rings had a similar thing happen. Ordered the pair, but when we went to pick up, only 1 had a record of not being paid, the other did not have a record of being paid or not. They ended up just saying \"We have no record of this not being paid for (since 50% minimum had to be put down on order), so it's paid for. Enjoy.\"\n\nIt may be the same thing, valuing customer service/possible repeat business over a possible bottom line. Worst case is they may say they'll call you if they see something weird going on and you may have to just return it.",
"you might turn up and when they check they say that rings already been collected, that email/call was a mistake - did you collect it already? \n\nthen you are in an awkward position",
"If someone gives you something, it's yours. Even if they make a mistake, it's yours.",
"Dont do it. They will do inventory soon and quickly notice the mistake. And u may get someone fired."
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"Could I return a game I bought at Walmart to Best Buy without receipt? ",
"Could I return a game I bought at Walmart to Best Buy without receipt? ",
"Could I return a game I bought at Walmart to Best Buy without receipt? "
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"Just make sure it's not open and they might not care. I worked at Best Buy and Wal-Mart. I was a return associate at Wal-Mart and home theater person at Best Buy. Best Buy used to be picky when I worked there about returns, but things have changed since they started competing with Amazon. Most likely you'll get a gift card.",
"As long as it's the same barcode should be fine. If they ask for receipt just say it was a gift.",
"Say you got it as a gift so worst case if they say “I know this is from walmart!” you can say “oh the person told me to go to best buy when i asked where to return it” lol"
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"Mainly for Australians but do I have to show proof to say I’m aboriginal to reap the benefits? ",
"Mainly for Australians but do I have to show proof to say I’m aboriginal to reap the benefits? "
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"fucking do it even if you're a ginger. if they challenge you then that's racial profiling",
"You don't have to prove shit, there's the medicare voluntary indigenous identification form that you fill out yourself, bugger all on it, just need to be able to name a tribe. I look like I'm in Romper Stomper and my 1/8th was enough with no papers"
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"I need to call out of work tomorrow for a job interview elsewhere, what's the best excuse to give my current job to avoid being fired? ",
"I need to call out of work tomorrow for a job interview elsewhere, what's the best excuse to give my current job to avoid being fired? ",
"I need to call out of work tomorrow for a job interview elsewhere, what's the best excuse to give my current job to avoid being fired? ",
"I need to call out of work tomorrow for a job interview elsewhere, what's the best excuse to give my current job to avoid being fired? ",
"I need to call out of work tomorrow for a job interview elsewhere, what's the best excuse to give my current job to avoid being fired? "
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"If you had some lead time, you could have said that your grandmother died a few days ago on another state and asked to take the day off tomorrow.\n\nBut since it's gotta be right away, I'd go with \"my mom fell last night and I took her to the hospital. They put her leg in a cast but based on the x-ray think there may be something more wrong with her and they're running since blood work. I'll be into work after the results come in and I drive her back.\"\n\nSure, they could ask for verification, but it's unlikely. You also could ask your mom to call to verify... Surely she wants you to have a shot at a better job.",
"You don’t have to give a reason, just a simple I can’t make it in today",
"Migraine is good. So is strep throat. It comes on very suddenly and requires 24 hrs of antibiotics before you are no longer contagious. It doesnt typically involve a cough or runny nose so you wouldn't need to exhibit those symptoms. You could say you went to urgent care and got antibiotics so will be in the following day.",
"Could you leave a suicide note in a place where it will be found before you come in? Then, just take it back and when asked about it say you have issues you are working through. Threaten to sue the pants off the company if pressured. Possibly, cite religious reasons and claim to be muslim. Lastly, just say the words LGBTQ and all will be forgivin and understood. Capiche?",
"Anything with poop gets few questions. Throw in Chinese food and they will hang up on you."
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"How can I advertise myself for hot single models when craigslist personals is now gone? ",
"How can I advertise myself for hot single models when craigslist personals is now gone? "
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"I would say instagram. It’s a very visual forward app. If you look the part, you can easily share with others the “merchandise” and solidify your social proof. Guerrilla market your way to your goal.",
"I met and maintained relationships with people on Craigslist for years. \n\nDating apps? I've never met anyone off one.\n\nHas always baffled me."
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"How to get my upstairs neighbor to stop stomping around/moving furniture/being loud all together? ",
"How to get my upstairs neighbor to stop stomping around/moving furniture/being loud all together? "
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"Wedge a Bluetooth speaker up against the ceiling and every time they start banging start playing Baby Shark. With the speaker being wedged against the ceiling most of the sound will go up through the floor. Stop the music when they go quiet, and start the song every single time they bang on the floor. She'll soon learn the correlation.\n\nIf she bitches to you about the music simply say, \"unfortunately because of all the stomping I have to turn up my music so I can hear it. If there's no stomping then I won't have to turn up my music. BTW, how do you feel about polka music? What about Inuit Throat Singing?\"",
"Constantly eat beans and fart 24 a day. Untill the entire building is a condemned death trap. Also works for roaches"
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"How to make fake paystubs for myself as my potential employer is trying to verify my employment history? I know there are lots of sites out there but has any one done it and got caught? ",
"How to make fake paystubs for myself as my potential employer is trying to verify my employment history? I know there are lots of sites out there but has any one done it and got caught? ",
"How to make fake paystubs for myself as my potential employer is trying to verify my employment history? I know there are lots of sites out there but has any one done it and got caught? ",
"How to make fake paystubs for myself as my potential employer is trying to verify my employment history? I know there are lots of sites out there but has any one done it and got caught? "
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"You know they can just call the places you list as previous employers, right?",
"Dude, I wouldn't even try this if you're in the US. Besides just calling the place you claim to have worked in, they can ask for a tax record, or just get your cr",
"Wow, I didn't know employers could do this in the US.\n\nIf an employer resorts to these kind of verifications/tactics, I wouldn't work for them; an interview and proficiency test should be enough.",
"If your in Canada you can definitely get away with this IF they don’t call the company on the fake pay stub. There is no way of knowing for sure if they will, but I would bet money they will call if they’re going to the effort of asking for pay stubs."
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"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
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"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
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"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
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"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
"One of my friends is a high school teacher. The new superintendent is a massive piece of shit and is bankrupting the system. ",
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"If only there was evidence of financial fraud that could make its way public.",
"If he's done enough shitty things you have reasonable evidence for, you could try sending an anonymous email to your local newspaper. Either as a letter to the ",
"Send a ton of anonymous emails from different accounts to members of the school board. Include statements, and any other evidence you may have. Have all your friends do so. Then start a petition. Send it to every media personality you can find. Spread that shit like covid. It will get someone's attention.",
"Not unethical, but you and all your friends should run for positions on the school board. Once you hold a majority, fire him.",
"Honestly he sounds like a terrible person you could probably hire a private detective and catch him doing all sorts of unsavoury shit that would get him fired. And if he doesn't do anything that a private detective can find he is probably doing it all online.",
"Hire a private investigator to dig up dirt on him and send that to the news.\n\nHe’s the type that has a closet full of skeletons.",
"Commenting not with a ULPT, but to save to come back and look at the responses, as a teacher myself.",
"My state (Ohio) has some pretty strict anti-bullying laws for schools, and there are steps that must be taken by the school district when bullying is reported. My kid ended up in the hospital after the second of reported incidents of bullying, with the injury occuring on school grounds. We met with the superintendent both times, recorded the meetings, and were assured that the bullying will stop. However, the school did not report the incidents like the law dictated. Let's just say my lawyer was able to keep it out of the news, my settlement was pretty good, and the superintendent \"decided to move on to another school district\" a few months later.\n\nIf your state has such laws, I'd recommend talking to parents to see if their kids have been bullied, and if the superintendent followed the state laws to the letter.",
"This guy sounds a bit like he might be a paid privatization agent.. Often times private industry will use guys like him to sabotage stats within a public system, in order to then propose the adoption of a private system. They cite his incompetence as a reason for their bid.\n\nOn a more immediately practical note. RECORD EVERYTHING!. And I mean everything. Anything you can get to come out of this guys mouth, you want on tape. You want to approach him innocently, dont let him think that you know he's a pc of shit. Guys like him will take that body language and run with it, trying to roll over you. Let him, just make sure its all on tape.\n\nAlternatively you could DM me his name, and I will do some real digging... People like him have a special place in my heart.",
"How broken do someone's knees have to be before it goes from unethical to illegal?",
"Sex scandal. Easy enough to fabricate, providing you have a \"victim\" who's up for the notoriety and can keep a secret. A drama queen who's way too smart for the community and looking to leave without looking back.",
"If you happen to know where he lives drop by a few hundred cockroaches to gross him out",
"Not exactly unethical, but the people who fire the superintendent is the governing board of the school district. They can give him a “vote of no confidence” or decline to renew his contract. The benefit of this is that the board firing him\nmay be enough to get him out of education, because he definitely doesn’t belong in a position of power. Especially education-related power.\n\n*",
"I overthrew a superintendent. It’s tough work. You have to understand that the policies of an organization are designed to favor the senior employee over the junior employee…because the policies are written by the senior employees. \n\nMy advice-\n1- check to see if your state has an ethics committee. Call their office and describe the situation. See if you can file an ethics complaint for financial mismanagement. \n2- check to see if your state has an office of investigator general (OIG) or something similar. They usually investigate financial crimes committed by state officials. \n3- get parents involved. They need to raise hell. They need to make a stink about financial mismanagement and mistreatment of good staff members. \n4- familiarize yourself with labor laws and encourage anyone who’s been treated illegally to come forward and complain. Any discrimination, racism, age-ism, etc should be stomped out. \n5- FOIA everything. Just start a google account. Call yourself xWatchDog or something vague. Salaries of all leadership. Budget info. Approved vendor lists. Start generally. Take a look at changes year to year. This will help to show financial trends. For example we spent x on professional development travel prior to Satan’s arrival but now we spend 3x. Charts and graphs are your friend. You’ll end up needing to make really complicated stories easy to understand by people who will only give you a few seconds before they decide to care or ignore you. \n6- keep an eye out for nepotism, cronyism. FOiA the super’s employment contract then deep dive conflicts of interest. For example, your super has a membership to the local country club paid for by the district (not unusual) and the golf team suddenly agreed to pay $50,000 for a new practice putting green. \n\nSadly being a dumb dick isn’t usually enough to get rid of someone. Reality is that school boards are trained to be supportive. They hired the guy so if he fails then it blows back on them. Take a look at local election laws to see if school board members can be recalled will be helpful going forward. Many supers can spend anywhere from 10-20% of their week working to build support from their boards. It’s hard to bust those relationships up.",
"Figure out which girl he’s slept with and have her come forward. If he’s that shitty he probably doesn’t draw the line at 17 or 18 year olds. Bonus is he’s a coach for any of the teams.",
"Are the teachers not unionized? They need to go to the union. This is literally why we created unions lol",
"Where is the board in all of this? Are they cronies of his? Unaware? Don't care? Others have said to go to the media with evidence, and I agree, but first go to the school board with that evidence (send it anonymously, if need be)... that way once you get the media involved you can show that the board knew and did nothing.",
"Invite the Superintendent to his home for a luncheon he hopes will be a memorable one. Your friend later discovers his roast has been burnt and decides to order fast food from Krusty Burger and pass it off as his own cooking. Before he climbs out of the window, the Superintendent walks in abruptly. The awkward moment is interrupted by a made-up theme song in the style of a 1980s sitcom, complete with a title card and montage. Your friend tries to come up with fake explanations to cover up his lies, claiming he's stretching on the windowsill and the smoke is actually steam from the \"steamed clams\" he was preparing. Superintendent reluctantly buys the lie and exits the room, at which point, your friend seizes the moment and rushes out the window and across the street. He returns with a plate of hamburgers and fries, to which the Superintendent recalls your friend saying that he was preparing steamed clams. To keep himself from getting caught, your friend comes up with another lie and claims that he said \"steamed hams\" which is a regional dialect for hamburgers. Superintendent asks what region your friend is referring to and he claims the phrase hails from upstate New York. Superintendent, who grew up in Utica, has never heard the phrase before in his life. Still keen on trying to get away with it, your friend narrows the location down to Albany which superintendent accepts. However, upon tucking into his meal, superintendent immediately notices the burgers your friend \"prepared\" are exactly like the ones from Krusty Burger. Your friend continues to lie about everything, until superintendent finally corners him by pointing out that the, \"steamed\" hams are clearly grilled. Your friend excuses himself to the kitchen to think of a good explanation, only to see that he forgot to turn off the oven and the entire kitchen is now on fire. When your friend tries to rush the superintendent out of the house so he can deal with the fire, superintendent is alarmed at the sight of a red glow coming from the kitchen, so your friend passes it off as Aurora borealis, which surprisingly enough, convinces him.\n\nAs the superintendent exits the house, your friend's mother calls out that the house is on fire, but your friend calls back that it is \"just the Northern Lights\". The Superintendent states that although your friend is an odd fellow, he, \"steam[s] a good ham.\" He walks away and your friend's mother (off-screen) calls for help. Superintendent looks back at your friend who is giving a thumbs up, and he deems the situation understandable. The fire department rushes to extinguish the fire off-screen",
"You need to take the pressure to his bosses...the elected school board members.",
"Sounds like this asshole was practicing retaliation. Pretty sure he needs to talk to a lawyer.",
"Ahh…I see my old superintendent has tricked another school district into hiring him…",
"Every day I'm shocked by the complete lack of revenge. I want this guy to suffer, but I don't want you going to jail. Good luck fucking with this guy.",
"Ultimately the school board is who hires and fires the superintendent.\n\nSend a bunch of complaints or any kind of paper trail of him doing shitty things to the school board. Go to school board meetings and express your concerns about the superintendent. Do this a lot. Have friends do this as well.",
"There should be a school board that the superintendent answers to, district employees should be able to talk to them so that they can hear what the superintendent’s been up to. If they don’t listen, get the community involved by rallying up friends and families of employees affected by his irrational behavior and talking about it on social media. You might even be able to get local news to pick it up, there’s likely a station that would love to cover a crazy superintendent who fired a principal for following COVID guidelines recommended by the state.\n\nIt also may be worth trying to contact the actual state department of education, though I’m not sure exactly who to contact about that and there’s a good chance they’ll say it’s a local matter if the guidelines are only recommended and the school district is local.",
"Someone at that level has had their previous work history looked into. The school committee in your town hired him on purpose. If he tends to bankrupt school systems than the school committee might have hired him to do just that. When a municipal entity declare bankruptcy they get to renegotiate their contracts. Hiring him might be a long term plan to get them out of teacher/custodian/bus contracts that the town isn't happy with.",
"Just go to the media.\n\nOr run for the board and be very public that you want to clean up corruption and tax payer waste. Attend board meetings now. Ask questions. Record the meetings.",
"If he's not following state law email him directly asking him to clarify his position. Get him to email you back saying to ignore state protocol and then go to the media and nail his ass to the wall",
"I'm assuming you have a parents group of some sort, probs a Facebook page, it might be unofficial.\n\nGet onto that, get facts that can be checked or asked for by parents - not just \"He got in the face of the ex-principle\" and spread them.\n\nBut remember, you only have to plant the seed, let the masses make if grow, they'll own it then - over being spectators.\n\nSort of \"what happened to x budget for y activity\" or \"how come we've deviated from the standard covid guidelines\".\n\nYou want people to engage and ask questions. \n\nLet that build, then share that with someone in authority, if it doesn't already happen.\n\nThe alternative, if you make a claim you have to make it with decent proof - remember that this is someone who has a career of surviving in the shit, and as you've said is highly aggressive, they'll take no prisoners, so don't put yourself at risk.",
"Wait til he goes to a school board meeting and confront him with the accusations and any evidence in front of everyone",
"The only thing that can remove a super is the school board.\n\nGet the Teachers and Support Staffs Unions to do a vote of no-confidence. At every board meeting, get parents, students, teachers, from your district and his last one, to talk at the board during the public comments section.",
"Similar situation for me 2 jobs ago. Inept State Cabinet Secretary and Chief of Staff of the Veterans Dept let my boss at the nursing facility overspend by about 6MM a year (among other shitty things). I was the comptroller and saw it happening. I fixed it. They broke it again and tried to blame me. I noped outta there. Not worth my time.",
"Often teachers and superindendents/principals/VP are in different unions. This sounds like a job for the union!",
"I don’t know your jurisdiction, but generally superintendents report to the school board. School board meetings are public and you can go and testify. \n\nSorry, not unethical.",
"Do you or someone you know have access to illegal animal porn and or drugs. \n\nOr just go on your community Facebook page and suggest things he might have done. Plant the seed of doubt and mistrust.",
"Call the news. Have evidence. Every major affiliate and newspaper will have a tip line on their website. They will call or email you back so don't include all your evidence in the tip, just describe what you have.",
"Your friend should teach you how to write in paragraphs and complete sentences.",
"Watch the show \"Vice Principals\" you might be able to find sumthing there.\n\nThat happened to my mother in law, a new principal came and she ended up getting fired over some dumb shit. A lot of the faculty got fired for innocuous reasons (they were already teaching at an alternative school). There was a board hearing against the principal, but nothing positive came from it.\n\nMIL ended up working for the Silver Key ride service and still kept in contact with certain individuals at the school. After about a year and a half the principal was replaced and she was able to re-apply and ended up getting her position back.",
"Use his official email address to sign up for a ton of porn sites. Email the board anonymously claiming to have seen him watching porn and masturbating at work. Demand an investigation & immediate action or else you’ll go to the media..",
"Try the news, the PTA, individual members of the school board. You may need to try to find posts on social media or people who know them to get to the right one. Scope out the local Facebook groups (look for mom groups). There will be people who want the super out if he's not making the best choices for the kids.\n\nFocus it all on the kids, what the principal did for the kids, how better schools increase housing values - Stuff parents and taxpayers care about",
"The old superintendent for my school system was making $200,000 per year for managing six schools. For perspective, the superintendent in the nearest large city makes $250,000 per year with 50 schools and the state capital superintendent earns $300,000 annually for over 100 schools.\n\nHe also got free health insurance for him and his wife (100% paid- he would never see a medical bill) while the teachers pay monthly contributions, his retirement was fully funded by the taxpayers (teachers had to fund their own), free car, free car insurance, free gas and a bunch of other perks.\n\nThe former school board also approved his contract that AUTOMATICALLY RENEWED EVERY FEW YEARS unless HE decided to quit. A couple of years ago, the new school board gave up, fired him and when he sued they just settled for essentially a couple of million dollars (this included continuing his family health insurance until he reaches Medicare age).",
"Sounds like narcissistic personality disorder. They're not difficult to provoke, and they have no compunction about being very disproportionate in their retribution. Be careful.",
"One thing people here do is form “anonomous watch dog groups” that have a representative come and speak at board meetings",
"My school district instead of firing incompetent people they promoted them. No tips sorry I mean I have made fake Facebook profiles and start groups online with coworkers and rally the mob but no one was fired one resigned and the other transferred",
"My cousin hit me with an ice skate and I needed 4 stitches. It really hurt, so you could try doing that to him.",
"Might be easier for the teacher to bring him down if they weren’t high…",
"Every day I'm shocked by the complete lack of revenge. I want this guy to suffer, but I don't want you going to jail. Good luck fucking with this guy.",
"nothing can be done without going illegal. School district is allowed to bankrupt themselves as long as they aren't stealing tax revenue grants for their own consumption.\n\nYou'd have to do false rape claims or say he touched you--only thing I can think of that doesn't require planting fake evidence.",
"Put a bunch of herbicide in a pump sprayer and hit his lawn late at night."
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