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[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBreaking Bird" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up." ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!" ]

[ "I wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nSame", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs", ">\n\nThat's not how carrier pigeons work.", ">\n\nLOCK IT UP! LOCK IT UP!", ">\n\nSo that's where I left my meth", ">\n\nBi Curious?", ">\n\nI'm upset that there was no picture of the tiny backpack with or without the pigeon wearing it.", ">\n\nthat's a classic!", ">\n\nI wonder which officer it belongs to.", ">\n\nHe’s a pidgeon, but he ain’t no stool pigeon.", ">\n\nThe pigeon reportedly said \"It's coo! It's coo!\"", ">\n\nI have it on good authority that it said \"What backpack? That's not even mine. It was here when I got here...\"", ">\n\n“I was just holding on to it for friend…”", ">\n\nPigeons are addicted to meth now?", ">\n\nOoohh Caanadaaa", ">\n\nWhat did we do?", ">\n\nGive birds methamphetamine, apparently.", ">\n\nBirds are just government robots! Looks like they caught one of their own", ">\n\n\"Say my name.\"\n\"Heisenbird,\"\n\"You're caw-damn right.\"", ">\n\n\"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWING WITH THIS!\"", ">\n\n“I AM THE ONE WHO BAWKS!”", ">\n\n“THIS. . . Isn’t bird seed”\n💥", ">\n\nAm I the only one who watched the video just to see if there would be a picture of a pigeon wearing a backpack?", ">\n\nYou mean it isn’t!?", ">\n\nNope, just boring backpackless pigeons 😕", ">\n\nftn", ">\n\nIn b4 someone chimes in with 'methenger pigeon' for points.", ">\n\nMike Tyson has entered the chat", ">\n\nHe would since he famously loves pigeons", ">\n\nNow all the pigeons are going to be getting their backpacks searched. And that's profiling.", ">\n\nCat walks in with a pair of boots and nobody bats an eye, pigeon tries to accessorize a bit and he ends up in a cell.", ">\n\n\"One last job and I'll retire from my life of crime.\"", ">\n\nAnother pigeon stooled on him. They're called \"feathered rats\" for a reason.", ">\n\nSoooooo, homing pigeons fly back to their home. That's the logic anyway. Somebody smuggled a bird OUT of prison (jailbird), equipped with adorable backpack, recidivated. Is that what happened here?", ">\n\nWell I don't think the pigeon had the backpack on when it left but yeah", ">\n\n\"They lied about what it was.... I was just their pigeon!\"", ">\n\nWere Ricky, Julian and Bubbles involved?", ">\n\nshit hawks", ">\n\nExcerpt from article:\n\"The introduction of drugs into federal prisons is becoming a huge crisis the whole goal of prisons is to rehabilitate and release people into society as law-abiding citizens\"\nThey would like us to believe this, but actions speak louder than words. If you want rehabilitated prisoners, you need to treat them very differently than you currently do. \nAt this point, all prison seem to do is breed a class of repeat offenders.", ">\n\nBetter than the crow with the .38 found at my prison.", ">\n\nWhat's the air-speed velocity of a meth laden pigeon?", ">\n\nCanadian or American?", ">\n\nPigeons work cheaper than the prison guards.", ">\n\nBreaking Bird", ">\n\nThe way prisoner behavior is pigeonholed makes everyone in prison seem bad. Sighhh…the prison system is going to the birds!", ">\n\nWestern Union telegram at your service", ">\n\nAnd the stool pigeon had a backpack full of shit.", ">\n\nr/brandnewsentence", ">\n\nWould that qualify for r/animalswithjobs ?", ">\n\nSometimes the old ways are best.", ">\n\nAnother product of our poorly funded school systems.", ">\n\nUnions hate competition.", ">\n\nMethanger pigeon", ">\n\nGonna have to keep the bird cooped up.", ">\n\nsmacks it with newspaper Very bad pidgey!", ">\n\nCmmo, he got his prison buddies on the cellar roofs" ]