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[ "A guy that is obsessed with pics of himself shirtless on animals??? Impossible!!!", ">\n\nJust like adolf..." ]

[ "A guy that is obsessed with pics of himself shirtless on animals??? Impossible!!!", ">\n\nJust like adolf...", ">\n\nExactly.. That tremor in his hands is interesting.\nDolfy was a Pervitin addict." ]

[ "A guy that is obsessed with pics of himself shirtless on animals??? Impossible!!!", ">\n\nJust like adolf...", ">\n\nExactly.. That tremor in his hands is interesting.\nDolfy was a Pervitin addict.", ">\n\nPutin doesn't look like the powder kinda guy... needles, probably not his thing either. Leaves pills. So, what's his candy, MDMA?" ]

[ "A guy that is obsessed with pics of himself shirtless on animals??? Impossible!!!", ">\n\nJust like adolf...", ">\n\nExactly.. That tremor in his hands is interesting.\nDolfy was a Pervitin addict.", ">\n\nPutin doesn't look like the powder kinda guy... needles, probably not his thing either. Leaves pills. So, what's his candy, MDMA?", ">\n\nPervitin." ]

[ "A guy that is obsessed with pics of himself shirtless on animals??? Impossible!!!", ">\n\nJust like adolf...", ">\n\nExactly.. That tremor in his hands is interesting.\nDolfy was a Pervitin addict.", ">\n\nPutin doesn't look like the powder kinda guy... needles, probably not his thing either. Leaves pills. So, what's his candy, MDMA?", ">\n\nPervitin.", ">\n\nBeen hitting them ADHD meds too hard" ]

[ "A guy that is obsessed with pics of himself shirtless on animals??? Impossible!!!", ">\n\nJust like adolf...", ">\n\nExactly.. That tremor in his hands is interesting.\nDolfy was a Pervitin addict.", ">\n\nPutin doesn't look like the powder kinda guy... needles, probably not his thing either. Leaves pills. So, what's his candy, MDMA?", ">\n\nPervitin.", ">\n\nBeen hitting them ADHD meds too hard", ">\n\nPervitin.." ]

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[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?" ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)" ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing.", ">\n\nAlmost 5% for me and it’s all greatly appreciated. Thank you all." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing.", ">\n\nAlmost 5% for me and it’s all greatly appreciated. Thank you all.", ">\n\nThe fact that Biden has kept our government functional is pretty awesome!" ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing.", ">\n\nAlmost 5% for me and it’s all greatly appreciated. Thank you all.", ">\n\nThe fact that Biden has kept our government functional is pretty awesome!", ">\n\nI know, now imagine if we had a president under 50." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing.", ">\n\nAlmost 5% for me and it’s all greatly appreciated. Thank you all.", ">\n\nThe fact that Biden has kept our government functional is pretty awesome!", ">\n\nI know, now imagine if we had a president under 50.", ">\n\nWe didn’t have that choice but he’s doing great \nGas is down too - Biden did that lol \nFunny how fast those stickers were removed by republicans" ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing.", ">\n\nAlmost 5% for me and it’s all greatly appreciated. Thank you all.", ">\n\nThe fact that Biden has kept our government functional is pretty awesome!", ">\n\nI know, now imagine if we had a president under 50.", ">\n\nWe didn’t have that choice but he’s doing great \nGas is down too - Biden did that lol \nFunny how fast those stickers were removed by republicans", ">\n\nAll my holiday vacation I didn't hear a peep about gas prices. They went up about 10 cents today and suddenly my whole family is saying \"Biden is messing with the gas prices again, what a surprise\" like really...." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing.", ">\n\nAlmost 5% for me and it’s all greatly appreciated. Thank you all.", ">\n\nThe fact that Biden has kept our government functional is pretty awesome!", ">\n\nI know, now imagine if we had a president under 50.", ">\n\nWe didn’t have that choice but he’s doing great \nGas is down too - Biden did that lol \nFunny how fast those stickers were removed by republicans", ">\n\nAll my holiday vacation I didn't hear a peep about gas prices. They went up about 10 cents today and suddenly my whole family is saying \"Biden is messing with the gas prices again, what a surprise\" like really....", ">\n\n850 some billion on military shit we dont need.\nhow about reinvesting that into the people. like college, health care, homelessness, the list goes on" ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing.", ">\n\nAlmost 5% for me and it’s all greatly appreciated. Thank you all.", ">\n\nThe fact that Biden has kept our government functional is pretty awesome!", ">\n\nI know, now imagine if we had a president under 50.", ">\n\nWe didn’t have that choice but he’s doing great \nGas is down too - Biden did that lol \nFunny how fast those stickers were removed by republicans", ">\n\nAll my holiday vacation I didn't hear a peep about gas prices. They went up about 10 cents today and suddenly my whole family is saying \"Biden is messing with the gas prices again, what a surprise\" like really....", ">\n\n850 some billion on military shit we dont need.\nhow about reinvesting that into the people. like college, health care, homelessness, the list goes on", ">\n\nHopefully you realize that most of that money goes back into the hands of US citizen employees and businesses which then build more than what the US needs so the can sell at the excess to other countries at a profit. I think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy but this investment advanced the technology we need to keep our place as the largest economy. It's a deal with the devil." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing.", ">\n\nAlmost 5% for me and it’s all greatly appreciated. Thank you all.", ">\n\nThe fact that Biden has kept our government functional is pretty awesome!", ">\n\nI know, now imagine if we had a president under 50.", ">\n\nWe didn’t have that choice but he’s doing great \nGas is down too - Biden did that lol \nFunny how fast those stickers were removed by republicans", ">\n\nAll my holiday vacation I didn't hear a peep about gas prices. They went up about 10 cents today and suddenly my whole family is saying \"Biden is messing with the gas prices again, what a surprise\" like really....", ">\n\n850 some billion on military shit we dont need.\nhow about reinvesting that into the people. like college, health care, homelessness, the list goes on", ">\n\nHopefully you realize that most of that money goes back into the hands of US citizen employees and businesses which then build more than what the US needs so the can sell at the excess to other countries at a profit. I think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy but this investment advanced the technology we need to keep our place as the largest economy. It's a deal with the devil.", ">\n\n\nI think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy\n\nProbably an autocorrect typo but you're looking for maim not main in that sentence." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing.", ">\n\nAlmost 5% for me and it’s all greatly appreciated. Thank you all.", ">\n\nThe fact that Biden has kept our government functional is pretty awesome!", ">\n\nI know, now imagine if we had a president under 50.", ">\n\nWe didn’t have that choice but he’s doing great \nGas is down too - Biden did that lol \nFunny how fast those stickers were removed by republicans", ">\n\nAll my holiday vacation I didn't hear a peep about gas prices. They went up about 10 cents today and suddenly my whole family is saying \"Biden is messing with the gas prices again, what a surprise\" like really....", ">\n\n850 some billion on military shit we dont need.\nhow about reinvesting that into the people. like college, health care, homelessness, the list goes on", ">\n\nHopefully you realize that most of that money goes back into the hands of US citizen employees and businesses which then build more than what the US needs so the can sell at the excess to other countries at a profit. I think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy but this investment advanced the technology we need to keep our place as the largest economy. It's a deal with the devil.", ">\n\n\nI think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy\n\nProbably an autocorrect typo but you're looking for maim not main in that sentence.", ">\n\nIt's maim without an e." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing.", ">\n\nAlmost 5% for me and it’s all greatly appreciated. Thank you all.", ">\n\nThe fact that Biden has kept our government functional is pretty awesome!", ">\n\nI know, now imagine if we had a president under 50.", ">\n\nWe didn’t have that choice but he’s doing great \nGas is down too - Biden did that lol \nFunny how fast those stickers were removed by republicans", ">\n\nAll my holiday vacation I didn't hear a peep about gas prices. They went up about 10 cents today and suddenly my whole family is saying \"Biden is messing with the gas prices again, what a surprise\" like really....", ">\n\n850 some billion on military shit we dont need.\nhow about reinvesting that into the people. like college, health care, homelessness, the list goes on", ">\n\nHopefully you realize that most of that money goes back into the hands of US citizen employees and businesses which then build more than what the US needs so the can sell at the excess to other countries at a profit. I think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy but this investment advanced the technology we need to keep our place as the largest economy. It's a deal with the devil.", ">\n\n\nI think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy\n\nProbably an autocorrect typo but you're looking for maim not main in that sentence.", ">\n\nIt's maim without an e.", ">\n\nI don't know what you're talking about. Maine is a state not a stat.\nPS: Thanks for the heads up. Everyone does a typo." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing.", ">\n\nAlmost 5% for me and it’s all greatly appreciated. Thank you all.", ">\n\nThe fact that Biden has kept our government functional is pretty awesome!", ">\n\nI know, now imagine if we had a president under 50.", ">\n\nWe didn’t have that choice but he’s doing great \nGas is down too - Biden did that lol \nFunny how fast those stickers were removed by republicans", ">\n\nAll my holiday vacation I didn't hear a peep about gas prices. They went up about 10 cents today and suddenly my whole family is saying \"Biden is messing with the gas prices again, what a surprise\" like really....", ">\n\n850 some billion on military shit we dont need.\nhow about reinvesting that into the people. like college, health care, homelessness, the list goes on", ">\n\nHopefully you realize that most of that money goes back into the hands of US citizen employees and businesses which then build more than what the US needs so the can sell at the excess to other countries at a profit. I think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy but this investment advanced the technology we need to keep our place as the largest economy. It's a deal with the devil.", ">\n\n\nI think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy\n\nProbably an autocorrect typo but you're looking for maim not main in that sentence.", ">\n\nIt's maim without an e.", ">\n\nI don't know what you're talking about. Maine is a state not a stat.\nPS: Thanks for the heads up. Everyone does a typo.", ">\n\nPretty happy with this, at the very least Republicans can't start out using it as a weapon against everybody.\nPersonally would've liked to see a bit less into the DoJ (if we lived in peaceful times) and a bit more into NASA and Research, but it'll do." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing.", ">\n\nAlmost 5% for me and it’s all greatly appreciated. Thank you all.", ">\n\nThe fact that Biden has kept our government functional is pretty awesome!", ">\n\nI know, now imagine if we had a president under 50.", ">\n\nWe didn’t have that choice but he’s doing great \nGas is down too - Biden did that lol \nFunny how fast those stickers were removed by republicans", ">\n\nAll my holiday vacation I didn't hear a peep about gas prices. They went up about 10 cents today and suddenly my whole family is saying \"Biden is messing with the gas prices again, what a surprise\" like really....", ">\n\n850 some billion on military shit we dont need.\nhow about reinvesting that into the people. like college, health care, homelessness, the list goes on", ">\n\nHopefully you realize that most of that money goes back into the hands of US citizen employees and businesses which then build more than what the US needs so the can sell at the excess to other countries at a profit. I think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy but this investment advanced the technology we need to keep our place as the largest economy. It's a deal with the devil.", ">\n\n\nI think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy\n\nProbably an autocorrect typo but you're looking for maim not main in that sentence.", ">\n\nIt's maim without an e.", ">\n\nI don't know what you're talking about. Maine is a state not a stat.\nPS: Thanks for the heads up. Everyone does a typo.", ">\n\nPretty happy with this, at the very least Republicans can't start out using it as a weapon against everybody.\nPersonally would've liked to see a bit less into the DoJ (if we lived in peaceful times) and a bit more into NASA and Research, but it'll do.", ">\n\nHalf of this is just the DoD budget" ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing.", ">\n\nAlmost 5% for me and it’s all greatly appreciated. Thank you all.", ">\n\nThe fact that Biden has kept our government functional is pretty awesome!", ">\n\nI know, now imagine if we had a president under 50.", ">\n\nWe didn’t have that choice but he’s doing great \nGas is down too - Biden did that lol \nFunny how fast those stickers were removed by republicans", ">\n\nAll my holiday vacation I didn't hear a peep about gas prices. They went up about 10 cents today and suddenly my whole family is saying \"Biden is messing with the gas prices again, what a surprise\" like really....", ">\n\n850 some billion on military shit we dont need.\nhow about reinvesting that into the people. like college, health care, homelessness, the list goes on", ">\n\nHopefully you realize that most of that money goes back into the hands of US citizen employees and businesses which then build more than what the US needs so the can sell at the excess to other countries at a profit. I think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy but this investment advanced the technology we need to keep our place as the largest economy. It's a deal with the devil.", ">\n\n\nI think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy\n\nProbably an autocorrect typo but you're looking for maim not main in that sentence.", ">\n\nIt's maim without an e.", ">\n\nI don't know what you're talking about. Maine is a state not a stat.\nPS: Thanks for the heads up. Everyone does a typo.", ">\n\nPretty happy with this, at the very least Republicans can't start out using it as a weapon against everybody.\nPersonally would've liked to see a bit less into the DoJ (if we lived in peaceful times) and a bit more into NASA and Research, but it'll do.", ">\n\nHalf of this is just the DoD budget", ">\n\n\nThe U.S. Department of Defense has been named the largest employer in the world with 3.2 million employees on its payroll, according to the World Economic Forum.\n\nAlso all the associated aspects, support, manufacturing and the rest. Plus the peace keeping we do, without our Pacific fleets, Korea, Taiwan and Japan would be under new management.\nThe DoD budget is bloated, yes and we could trim a bit of fat. (Mostly by actually listening to our Military Service People)\nBUT!!!\nIt's a needed.\nNotation (1) - For example; America's DoD derives a lot of new things in Science and Technology. The whole of the Internet for example.\nSmall Edit (1) America for America's DoD.\nAdditionally (1) - Telecommunications technology, battery tech, sat tech, coding tech, drones, jet engines and medical tech!!! There's a whole lot of things people enjoy because of the DoD." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing.", ">\n\nAlmost 5% for me and it’s all greatly appreciated. Thank you all.", ">\n\nThe fact that Biden has kept our government functional is pretty awesome!", ">\n\nI know, now imagine if we had a president under 50.", ">\n\nWe didn’t have that choice but he’s doing great \nGas is down too - Biden did that lol \nFunny how fast those stickers were removed by republicans", ">\n\nAll my holiday vacation I didn't hear a peep about gas prices. They went up about 10 cents today and suddenly my whole family is saying \"Biden is messing with the gas prices again, what a surprise\" like really....", ">\n\n850 some billion on military shit we dont need.\nhow about reinvesting that into the people. like college, health care, homelessness, the list goes on", ">\n\nHopefully you realize that most of that money goes back into the hands of US citizen employees and businesses which then build more than what the US needs so the can sell at the excess to other countries at a profit. I think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy but this investment advanced the technology we need to keep our place as the largest economy. It's a deal with the devil.", ">\n\n\nI think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy\n\nProbably an autocorrect typo but you're looking for maim not main in that sentence.", ">\n\nIt's maim without an e.", ">\n\nI don't know what you're talking about. Maine is a state not a stat.\nPS: Thanks for the heads up. Everyone does a typo.", ">\n\nPretty happy with this, at the very least Republicans can't start out using it as a weapon against everybody.\nPersonally would've liked to see a bit less into the DoJ (if we lived in peaceful times) and a bit more into NASA and Research, but it'll do.", ">\n\nHalf of this is just the DoD budget", ">\n\n\nThe U.S. Department of Defense has been named the largest employer in the world with 3.2 million employees on its payroll, according to the World Economic Forum.\n\nAlso all the associated aspects, support, manufacturing and the rest. Plus the peace keeping we do, without our Pacific fleets, Korea, Taiwan and Japan would be under new management.\nThe DoD budget is bloated, yes and we could trim a bit of fat. (Mostly by actually listening to our Military Service People)\nBUT!!!\nIt's a needed.\nNotation (1) - For example; America's DoD derives a lot of new things in Science and Technology. The whole of the Internet for example.\nSmall Edit (1) America for America's DoD.\nAdditionally (1) - Telecommunications technology, battery tech, sat tech, coding tech, drones, jet engines and medical tech!!! There's a whole lot of things people enjoy because of the DoD.", ">\n\nWould this be considered a good thing? \n(Genuine question)." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing.", ">\n\nAlmost 5% for me and it’s all greatly appreciated. Thank you all.", ">\n\nThe fact that Biden has kept our government functional is pretty awesome!", ">\n\nI know, now imagine if we had a president under 50.", ">\n\nWe didn’t have that choice but he’s doing great \nGas is down too - Biden did that lol \nFunny how fast those stickers were removed by republicans", ">\n\nAll my holiday vacation I didn't hear a peep about gas prices. They went up about 10 cents today and suddenly my whole family is saying \"Biden is messing with the gas prices again, what a surprise\" like really....", ">\n\n850 some billion on military shit we dont need.\nhow about reinvesting that into the people. like college, health care, homelessness, the list goes on", ">\n\nHopefully you realize that most of that money goes back into the hands of US citizen employees and businesses which then build more than what the US needs so the can sell at the excess to other countries at a profit. I think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy but this investment advanced the technology we need to keep our place as the largest economy. It's a deal with the devil.", ">\n\n\nI think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy\n\nProbably an autocorrect typo but you're looking for maim not main in that sentence.", ">\n\nIt's maim without an e.", ">\n\nI don't know what you're talking about. Maine is a state not a stat.\nPS: Thanks for the heads up. Everyone does a typo.", ">\n\nPretty happy with this, at the very least Republicans can't start out using it as a weapon against everybody.\nPersonally would've liked to see a bit less into the DoJ (if we lived in peaceful times) and a bit more into NASA and Research, but it'll do.", ">\n\nHalf of this is just the DoD budget", ">\n\n\nThe U.S. Department of Defense has been named the largest employer in the world with 3.2 million employees on its payroll, according to the World Economic Forum.\n\nAlso all the associated aspects, support, manufacturing and the rest. Plus the peace keeping we do, without our Pacific fleets, Korea, Taiwan and Japan would be under new management.\nThe DoD budget is bloated, yes and we could trim a bit of fat. (Mostly by actually listening to our Military Service People)\nBUT!!!\nIt's a needed.\nNotation (1) - For example; America's DoD derives a lot of new things in Science and Technology. The whole of the Internet for example.\nSmall Edit (1) America for America's DoD.\nAdditionally (1) - Telecommunications technology, battery tech, sat tech, coding tech, drones, jet engines and medical tech!!! There's a whole lot of things people enjoy because of the DoD.", ">\n\nWould this be considered a good thing? \n(Genuine question).", ">\n\nHim signing the bill essentially funds the government so the action isn’t good or bad (it was always going to happen). What’s up to debate is the funding levels of individual programs/departments. Some programs will inevitably get a raise, stay the same, or be cut every year." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing.", ">\n\nAlmost 5% for me and it’s all greatly appreciated. Thank you all.", ">\n\nThe fact that Biden has kept our government functional is pretty awesome!", ">\n\nI know, now imagine if we had a president under 50.", ">\n\nWe didn’t have that choice but he’s doing great \nGas is down too - Biden did that lol \nFunny how fast those stickers were removed by republicans", ">\n\nAll my holiday vacation I didn't hear a peep about gas prices. They went up about 10 cents today and suddenly my whole family is saying \"Biden is messing with the gas prices again, what a surprise\" like really....", ">\n\n850 some billion on military shit we dont need.\nhow about reinvesting that into the people. like college, health care, homelessness, the list goes on", ">\n\nHopefully you realize that most of that money goes back into the hands of US citizen employees and businesses which then build more than what the US needs so the can sell at the excess to other countries at a profit. I think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy but this investment advanced the technology we need to keep our place as the largest economy. It's a deal with the devil.", ">\n\n\nI think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy\n\nProbably an autocorrect typo but you're looking for maim not main in that sentence.", ">\n\nIt's maim without an e.", ">\n\nI don't know what you're talking about. Maine is a state not a stat.\nPS: Thanks for the heads up. Everyone does a typo.", ">\n\nPretty happy with this, at the very least Republicans can't start out using it as a weapon against everybody.\nPersonally would've liked to see a bit less into the DoJ (if we lived in peaceful times) and a bit more into NASA and Research, but it'll do.", ">\n\nHalf of this is just the DoD budget", ">\n\n\nThe U.S. Department of Defense has been named the largest employer in the world with 3.2 million employees on its payroll, according to the World Economic Forum.\n\nAlso all the associated aspects, support, manufacturing and the rest. Plus the peace keeping we do, without our Pacific fleets, Korea, Taiwan and Japan would be under new management.\nThe DoD budget is bloated, yes and we could trim a bit of fat. (Mostly by actually listening to our Military Service People)\nBUT!!!\nIt's a needed.\nNotation (1) - For example; America's DoD derives a lot of new things in Science and Technology. The whole of the Internet for example.\nSmall Edit (1) America for America's DoD.\nAdditionally (1) - Telecommunications technology, battery tech, sat tech, coding tech, drones, jet engines and medical tech!!! There's a whole lot of things people enjoy because of the DoD.", ">\n\nWould this be considered a good thing? \n(Genuine question).", ">\n\nHim signing the bill essentially funds the government so the action isn’t good or bad (it was always going to happen). What’s up to debate is the funding levels of individual programs/departments. Some programs will inevitably get a raise, stay the same, or be cut every year.", ">\n\nSo much for fiscal responsibility. A lot of pork, fat and payoffs." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing.", ">\n\nAlmost 5% for me and it’s all greatly appreciated. Thank you all.", ">\n\nThe fact that Biden has kept our government functional is pretty awesome!", ">\n\nI know, now imagine if we had a president under 50.", ">\n\nWe didn’t have that choice but he’s doing great \nGas is down too - Biden did that lol \nFunny how fast those stickers were removed by republicans", ">\n\nAll my holiday vacation I didn't hear a peep about gas prices. They went up about 10 cents today and suddenly my whole family is saying \"Biden is messing with the gas prices again, what a surprise\" like really....", ">\n\n850 some billion on military shit we dont need.\nhow about reinvesting that into the people. like college, health care, homelessness, the list goes on", ">\n\nHopefully you realize that most of that money goes back into the hands of US citizen employees and businesses which then build more than what the US needs so the can sell at the excess to other countries at a profit. I think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy but this investment advanced the technology we need to keep our place as the largest economy. It's a deal with the devil.", ">\n\n\nI think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy\n\nProbably an autocorrect typo but you're looking for maim not main in that sentence.", ">\n\nIt's maim without an e.", ">\n\nI don't know what you're talking about. Maine is a state not a stat.\nPS: Thanks for the heads up. Everyone does a typo.", ">\n\nPretty happy with this, at the very least Republicans can't start out using it as a weapon against everybody.\nPersonally would've liked to see a bit less into the DoJ (if we lived in peaceful times) and a bit more into NASA and Research, but it'll do.", ">\n\nHalf of this is just the DoD budget", ">\n\n\nThe U.S. Department of Defense has been named the largest employer in the world with 3.2 million employees on its payroll, according to the World Economic Forum.\n\nAlso all the associated aspects, support, manufacturing and the rest. Plus the peace keeping we do, without our Pacific fleets, Korea, Taiwan and Japan would be under new management.\nThe DoD budget is bloated, yes and we could trim a bit of fat. (Mostly by actually listening to our Military Service People)\nBUT!!!\nIt's a needed.\nNotation (1) - For example; America's DoD derives a lot of new things in Science and Technology. The whole of the Internet for example.\nSmall Edit (1) America for America's DoD.\nAdditionally (1) - Telecommunications technology, battery tech, sat tech, coding tech, drones, jet engines and medical tech!!! There's a whole lot of things people enjoy because of the DoD.", ">\n\nWould this be considered a good thing? \n(Genuine question).", ">\n\nHim signing the bill essentially funds the government so the action isn’t good or bad (it was always going to happen). What’s up to debate is the funding levels of individual programs/departments. Some programs will inevitably get a raise, stay the same, or be cut every year.", ">\n\nSo much for fiscal responsibility. A lot of pork, fat and payoffs.", ">\n\nComparatively better than anything at least the last 4 previous Republican presidents have done, I'll take it." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing.", ">\n\nAlmost 5% for me and it’s all greatly appreciated. Thank you all.", ">\n\nThe fact that Biden has kept our government functional is pretty awesome!", ">\n\nI know, now imagine if we had a president under 50.", ">\n\nWe didn’t have that choice but he’s doing great \nGas is down too - Biden did that lol \nFunny how fast those stickers were removed by republicans", ">\n\nAll my holiday vacation I didn't hear a peep about gas prices. They went up about 10 cents today and suddenly my whole family is saying \"Biden is messing with the gas prices again, what a surprise\" like really....", ">\n\n850 some billion on military shit we dont need.\nhow about reinvesting that into the people. like college, health care, homelessness, the list goes on", ">\n\nHopefully you realize that most of that money goes back into the hands of US citizen employees and businesses which then build more than what the US needs so the can sell at the excess to other countries at a profit. I think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy but this investment advanced the technology we need to keep our place as the largest economy. It's a deal with the devil.", ">\n\n\nI think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy\n\nProbably an autocorrect typo but you're looking for maim not main in that sentence.", ">\n\nIt's maim without an e.", ">\n\nI don't know what you're talking about. Maine is a state not a stat.\nPS: Thanks for the heads up. Everyone does a typo.", ">\n\nPretty happy with this, at the very least Republicans can't start out using it as a weapon against everybody.\nPersonally would've liked to see a bit less into the DoJ (if we lived in peaceful times) and a bit more into NASA and Research, but it'll do.", ">\n\nHalf of this is just the DoD budget", ">\n\n\nThe U.S. Department of Defense has been named the largest employer in the world with 3.2 million employees on its payroll, according to the World Economic Forum.\n\nAlso all the associated aspects, support, manufacturing and the rest. Plus the peace keeping we do, without our Pacific fleets, Korea, Taiwan and Japan would be under new management.\nThe DoD budget is bloated, yes and we could trim a bit of fat. (Mostly by actually listening to our Military Service People)\nBUT!!!\nIt's a needed.\nNotation (1) - For example; America's DoD derives a lot of new things in Science and Technology. The whole of the Internet for example.\nSmall Edit (1) America for America's DoD.\nAdditionally (1) - Telecommunications technology, battery tech, sat tech, coding tech, drones, jet engines and medical tech!!! There's a whole lot of things people enjoy because of the DoD.", ">\n\nWould this be considered a good thing? \n(Genuine question).", ">\n\nHim signing the bill essentially funds the government so the action isn’t good or bad (it was always going to happen). What’s up to debate is the funding levels of individual programs/departments. Some programs will inevitably get a raise, stay the same, or be cut every year.", ">\n\nSo much for fiscal responsibility. A lot of pork, fat and payoffs.", ">\n\nComparatively better than anything at least the last 4 previous Republican presidents have done, I'll take it.", ">\n\nOver half on military spending, this is why we’ll never have universal healthcare." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing.", ">\n\nAlmost 5% for me and it’s all greatly appreciated. Thank you all.", ">\n\nThe fact that Biden has kept our government functional is pretty awesome!", ">\n\nI know, now imagine if we had a president under 50.", ">\n\nWe didn’t have that choice but he’s doing great \nGas is down too - Biden did that lol \nFunny how fast those stickers were removed by republicans", ">\n\nAll my holiday vacation I didn't hear a peep about gas prices. They went up about 10 cents today and suddenly my whole family is saying \"Biden is messing with the gas prices again, what a surprise\" like really....", ">\n\n850 some billion on military shit we dont need.\nhow about reinvesting that into the people. like college, health care, homelessness, the list goes on", ">\n\nHopefully you realize that most of that money goes back into the hands of US citizen employees and businesses which then build more than what the US needs so the can sell at the excess to other countries at a profit. I think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy but this investment advanced the technology we need to keep our place as the largest economy. It's a deal with the devil.", ">\n\n\nI think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy\n\nProbably an autocorrect typo but you're looking for maim not main in that sentence.", ">\n\nIt's maim without an e.", ">\n\nI don't know what you're talking about. Maine is a state not a stat.\nPS: Thanks for the heads up. Everyone does a typo.", ">\n\nPretty happy with this, at the very least Republicans can't start out using it as a weapon against everybody.\nPersonally would've liked to see a bit less into the DoJ (if we lived in peaceful times) and a bit more into NASA and Research, but it'll do.", ">\n\nHalf of this is just the DoD budget", ">\n\n\nThe U.S. Department of Defense has been named the largest employer in the world with 3.2 million employees on its payroll, according to the World Economic Forum.\n\nAlso all the associated aspects, support, manufacturing and the rest. Plus the peace keeping we do, without our Pacific fleets, Korea, Taiwan and Japan would be under new management.\nThe DoD budget is bloated, yes and we could trim a bit of fat. (Mostly by actually listening to our Military Service People)\nBUT!!!\nIt's a needed.\nNotation (1) - For example; America's DoD derives a lot of new things in Science and Technology. The whole of the Internet for example.\nSmall Edit (1) America for America's DoD.\nAdditionally (1) - Telecommunications technology, battery tech, sat tech, coding tech, drones, jet engines and medical tech!!! There's a whole lot of things people enjoy because of the DoD.", ">\n\nWould this be considered a good thing? \n(Genuine question).", ">\n\nHim signing the bill essentially funds the government so the action isn’t good or bad (it was always going to happen). What’s up to debate is the funding levels of individual programs/departments. Some programs will inevitably get a raise, stay the same, or be cut every year.", ">\n\nSo much for fiscal responsibility. A lot of pork, fat and payoffs.", ">\n\nComparatively better than anything at least the last 4 previous Republican presidents have done, I'll take it.", ">\n\nOver half on military spending, this is why we’ll never have universal healthcare.", ">\n\nMilitary spending is at its lowest as a percentage of GDP since World War II, and half of what it was in the 1980s. In FY2023, the United States will spend $773 on national defense, compared to $1.4 trillion on social insurance, $800 billion on healthcare for the elderly, and $615 billion on healthcare for the poor.\nOr, put another way, the United State federal government spends four times as much on social programs that it does on national defense. There's no shortage of money for universal healthcare, there's a shortage of political will." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing.", ">\n\nAlmost 5% for me and it’s all greatly appreciated. Thank you all.", ">\n\nThe fact that Biden has kept our government functional is pretty awesome!", ">\n\nI know, now imagine if we had a president under 50.", ">\n\nWe didn’t have that choice but he’s doing great \nGas is down too - Biden did that lol \nFunny how fast those stickers were removed by republicans", ">\n\nAll my holiday vacation I didn't hear a peep about gas prices. They went up about 10 cents today and suddenly my whole family is saying \"Biden is messing with the gas prices again, what a surprise\" like really....", ">\n\n850 some billion on military shit we dont need.\nhow about reinvesting that into the people. like college, health care, homelessness, the list goes on", ">\n\nHopefully you realize that most of that money goes back into the hands of US citizen employees and businesses which then build more than what the US needs so the can sell at the excess to other countries at a profit. I think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy but this investment advanced the technology we need to keep our place as the largest economy. It's a deal with the devil.", ">\n\n\nI think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy\n\nProbably an autocorrect typo but you're looking for maim not main in that sentence.", ">\n\nIt's maim without an e.", ">\n\nI don't know what you're talking about. Maine is a state not a stat.\nPS: Thanks for the heads up. Everyone does a typo.", ">\n\nPretty happy with this, at the very least Republicans can't start out using it as a weapon against everybody.\nPersonally would've liked to see a bit less into the DoJ (if we lived in peaceful times) and a bit more into NASA and Research, but it'll do.", ">\n\nHalf of this is just the DoD budget", ">\n\n\nThe U.S. Department of Defense has been named the largest employer in the world with 3.2 million employees on its payroll, according to the World Economic Forum.\n\nAlso all the associated aspects, support, manufacturing and the rest. Plus the peace keeping we do, without our Pacific fleets, Korea, Taiwan and Japan would be under new management.\nThe DoD budget is bloated, yes and we could trim a bit of fat. (Mostly by actually listening to our Military Service People)\nBUT!!!\nIt's a needed.\nNotation (1) - For example; America's DoD derives a lot of new things in Science and Technology. The whole of the Internet for example.\nSmall Edit (1) America for America's DoD.\nAdditionally (1) - Telecommunications technology, battery tech, sat tech, coding tech, drones, jet engines and medical tech!!! There's a whole lot of things people enjoy because of the DoD.", ">\n\nWould this be considered a good thing? \n(Genuine question).", ">\n\nHim signing the bill essentially funds the government so the action isn’t good or bad (it was always going to happen). What’s up to debate is the funding levels of individual programs/departments. Some programs will inevitably get a raise, stay the same, or be cut every year.", ">\n\nSo much for fiscal responsibility. A lot of pork, fat and payoffs.", ">\n\nComparatively better than anything at least the last 4 previous Republican presidents have done, I'll take it.", ">\n\nOver half on military spending, this is why we’ll never have universal healthcare.", ">\n\nMilitary spending is at its lowest as a percentage of GDP since World War II, and half of what it was in the 1980s. In FY2023, the United States will spend $773 on national defense, compared to $1.4 trillion on social insurance, $800 billion on healthcare for the elderly, and $615 billion on healthcare for the poor.\nOr, put another way, the United State federal government spends four times as much on social programs that it does on national defense. There's no shortage of money for universal healthcare, there's a shortage of political will.", ">\n\nThe NOPAIN act majorly sucks for people with ADHD as well as people who have chronic pain and those that need opioids after surgery. I support fighting against the opioid epidemic, but this is the wrong approach." ]

[ "Just love that new CNN mgmt, calling the regular annual federal budget \"government spending\"... a nice dog whistle for the right.", ">\n\nAlso made sure to spend plenty of time talking about Biden vacationing. Has Obama golfing vibes. Who cares if he is on vaction its results not days at a desk that matter.", ">\n\nDo you feel that way about Trump?", ">\n\nSure do. Give me some good Trump results please. Thanks.", ">\n\nWell Trump came for our guns when he banned bump stocks. No liberal would have violated our God given 2nd amendment rights like he did lol.", ">\n\nIt's been a good two years, President Biden and the Democrats got way more done than I ever anticipated, and I wouldn't say I started off pessimistic. \nIf you're new to watching politics you should know that this has been one of the most effective Congressional terms in decades, actual decades, like, since the 1990's decades. \nIt's sad to see it go, I would've loved two more years of legislative progress, but it's nice to ~~remember~~ find out what it feels like. (I was ten in 1994, so, yeah.)", ">\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.", ">\n\n\nThey spent way to much on defense, the approved more than the WH requested but we still can’t feed homeless kids or forgive student debt which would cost a fraction of that budget.\nBe happy with some progress, but be critical of the excessive spending when we are told it costs too much to help those struggling.\n\nThis is another reason why folks don't think much has gotten done: There are a lot of people out there that are eager to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.", ">\n\nBro, this isn’t victory, it’s slightly lesser defeat.", ">\n\nThen you do better.", ">\n\nI have spent my life not wasting trillions of dollars, destroying the working class and running protection for Trump. \nSo, mission accomplished I guess. It was shockingly easy.", ">\n\nMan this sub can be so depressing… so many people blindly loving Biden and Democrats and ignoring things like this. Using “they’re doing better than Trump and Republicans” is such a low bar it shouldn’t even be in the discussion.", ">\n\nFederal employees got a nice raise. So that's a good thing.", ">\n\nAlmost 5% for me and it’s all greatly appreciated. Thank you all.", ">\n\nThe fact that Biden has kept our government functional is pretty awesome!", ">\n\nI know, now imagine if we had a president under 50.", ">\n\nWe didn’t have that choice but he’s doing great \nGas is down too - Biden did that lol \nFunny how fast those stickers were removed by republicans", ">\n\nAll my holiday vacation I didn't hear a peep about gas prices. They went up about 10 cents today and suddenly my whole family is saying \"Biden is messing with the gas prices again, what a surprise\" like really....", ">\n\n850 some billion on military shit we dont need.\nhow about reinvesting that into the people. like college, health care, homelessness, the list goes on", ">\n\nHopefully you realize that most of that money goes back into the hands of US citizen employees and businesses which then build more than what the US needs so the can sell at the excess to other countries at a profit. I think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy but this investment advanced the technology we need to keep our place as the largest economy. It's a deal with the devil.", ">\n\n\nI think we'd all like to not have to spend money on things that kill, main, and destroy\n\nProbably an autocorrect typo but you're looking for maim not main in that sentence.", ">\n\nIt's maim without an e.", ">\n\nI don't know what you're talking about. Maine is a state not a stat.\nPS: Thanks for the heads up. Everyone does a typo.", ">\n\nPretty happy with this, at the very least Republicans can't start out using it as a weapon against everybody.\nPersonally would've liked to see a bit less into the DoJ (if we lived in peaceful times) and a bit more into NASA and Research, but it'll do.", ">\n\nHalf of this is just the DoD budget", ">\n\n\nThe U.S. Department of Defense has been named the largest employer in the world with 3.2 million employees on its payroll, according to the World Economic Forum.\n\nAlso all the associated aspects, support, manufacturing and the rest. Plus the peace keeping we do, without our Pacific fleets, Korea, Taiwan and Japan would be under new management.\nThe DoD budget is bloated, yes and we could trim a bit of fat. (Mostly by actually listening to our Military Service People)\nBUT!!!\nIt's a needed.\nNotation (1) - For example; America's DoD derives a lot of new things in Science and Technology. The whole of the Internet for example.\nSmall Edit (1) America for America's DoD.\nAdditionally (1) - Telecommunications technology, battery tech, sat tech, coding tech, drones, jet engines and medical tech!!! There's a whole lot of things people enjoy because of the DoD.", ">\n\nWould this be considered a good thing? \n(Genuine question).", ">\n\nHim signing the bill essentially funds the government so the action isn’t good or bad (it was always going to happen). What’s up to debate is the funding levels of individual programs/departments. Some programs will inevitably get a raise, stay the same, or be cut every year.", ">\n\nSo much for fiscal responsibility. A lot of pork, fat and payoffs.", ">\n\nComparatively better than anything at least the last 4 previous Republican presidents have done, I'll take it.", ">\n\nOver half on military spending, this is why we’ll never have universal healthcare.", ">\n\nMilitary spending is at its lowest as a percentage of GDP since World War II, and half of what it was in the 1980s. In FY2023, the United States will spend $773 on national defense, compared to $1.4 trillion on social insurance, $800 billion on healthcare for the elderly, and $615 billion on healthcare for the poor.\nOr, put another way, the United State federal government spends four times as much on social programs that it does on national defense. There's no shortage of money for universal healthcare, there's a shortage of political will.", ">\n\nThe NOPAIN act majorly sucks for people with ADHD as well as people who have chronic pain and those that need opioids after surgery. I support fighting against the opioid epidemic, but this is the wrong approach.", ">\n\n1.7 trillion. Give to the people spending bill, should be into law" ]

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[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me." ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down." ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour O key is also upside down." ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour O key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour X key is also upside down" ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour O key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour X key is also upside down", ">\n\nIt shouldn't matter too much. I left mine out of my gmmk pro too." ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour O key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour X key is also upside down", ">\n\nIt shouldn't matter too much. I left mine out of my gmmk pro too.", ">\n\nthey are actually impossible to position and stabilize so you can scare them" ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour O key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour X key is also upside down", ">\n\nIt shouldn't matter too much. I left mine out of my gmmk pro too.", ">\n\nthey are actually impossible to position and stabilize so you can scare them", ">\n\nWhat is it?" ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour O key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour X key is also upside down", ">\n\nIt shouldn't matter too much. I left mine out of my gmmk pro too.", ">\n\nthey are actually impossible to position and stabilize so you can scare them", ">\n\nWhat is it?", ">\n\nLED diffuser for the side of the case" ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour O key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour X key is also upside down", ">\n\nIt shouldn't matter too much. I left mine out of my gmmk pro too.", ">\n\nthey are actually impossible to position and stabilize so you can scare them", ">\n\nWhat is it?", ">\n\nLED diffuser for the side of the case", ">\n\nDoe this mean you have to take it apart?" ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour O key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour X key is also upside down", ">\n\nIt shouldn't matter too much. I left mine out of my gmmk pro too.", ">\n\nthey are actually impossible to position and stabilize so you can scare them", ">\n\nWhat is it?", ">\n\nLED diffuser for the side of the case", ">\n\nDoe this mean you have to take it apart?", ">\n\nIf you want to put the diffuser in, yes, you would need to separate the top from the rest of the case and insert the diffuser. One could always just leave the diffuser out if they wanted to." ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour O key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour X key is also upside down", ">\n\nIt shouldn't matter too much. I left mine out of my gmmk pro too.", ">\n\nthey are actually impossible to position and stabilize so you can scare them", ">\n\nWhat is it?", ">\n\nLED diffuser for the side of the case", ">\n\nDoe this mean you have to take it apart?", ">\n\nIf you want to put the diffuser in, yes, you would need to separate the top from the rest of the case and insert the diffuser. One could always just leave the diffuser out if they wanted to.", ">\n\nYour S key also upside down." ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour O key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour X key is also upside down", ">\n\nIt shouldn't matter too much. I left mine out of my gmmk pro too.", ">\n\nthey are actually impossible to position and stabilize so you can scare them", ">\n\nWhat is it?", ">\n\nLED diffuser for the side of the case", ">\n\nDoe this mean you have to take it apart?", ">\n\nIf you want to put the diffuser in, yes, you would need to separate the top from the rest of the case and insert the diffuser. One could always just leave the diffuser out if they wanted to.", ">\n\nYour S key also upside down.", ">\n\nThe good news is you dont have to unscrew the whole pcb and plate to put it back" ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour O key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour X key is also upside down", ">\n\nIt shouldn't matter too much. I left mine out of my gmmk pro too.", ">\n\nthey are actually impossible to position and stabilize so you can scare them", ">\n\nWhat is it?", ">\n\nLED diffuser for the side of the case", ">\n\nDoe this mean you have to take it apart?", ">\n\nIf you want to put the diffuser in, yes, you would need to separate the top from the rest of the case and insert the diffuser. One could always just leave the diffuser out if they wanted to.", ">\n\nYour S key also upside down.", ">\n\nThe good news is you dont have to unscrew the whole pcb and plate to put it back", ">\n\nYour X key is upside down and it’s bugging me." ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour O key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour X key is also upside down", ">\n\nIt shouldn't matter too much. I left mine out of my gmmk pro too.", ">\n\nthey are actually impossible to position and stabilize so you can scare them", ">\n\nWhat is it?", ">\n\nLED diffuser for the side of the case", ">\n\nDoe this mean you have to take it apart?", ">\n\nIf you want to put the diffuser in, yes, you would need to separate the top from the rest of the case and insert the diffuser. One could always just leave the diffuser out if they wanted to.", ">\n\nYour S key also upside down.", ">\n\nThe good news is you dont have to unscrew the whole pcb and plate to put it back", ">\n\nYour X key is upside down and it’s bugging me.", ">\n\nlol my first build i couldn't figure out why my stabs kept ticking. took me 2 weeks to figure out (after many attempts at holee mod) .... that my stab bars weren't supposed to be under the stab holes...they were supposed to go through the stab holes..." ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour O key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour X key is also upside down", ">\n\nIt shouldn't matter too much. I left mine out of my gmmk pro too.", ">\n\nthey are actually impossible to position and stabilize so you can scare them", ">\n\nWhat is it?", ">\n\nLED diffuser for the side of the case", ">\n\nDoe this mean you have to take it apart?", ">\n\nIf you want to put the diffuser in, yes, you would need to separate the top from the rest of the case and insert the diffuser. One could always just leave the diffuser out if they wanted to.", ">\n\nYour S key also upside down.", ">\n\nThe good news is you dont have to unscrew the whole pcb and plate to put it back", ">\n\nYour X key is upside down and it’s bugging me.", ">\n\nlol my first build i couldn't figure out why my stabs kept ticking. took me 2 weeks to figure out (after many attempts at holee mod) .... that my stab bars weren't supposed to be under the stab holes...they were supposed to go through the stab holes...", ">\n\nGMMK pro user, I see" ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour O key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour X key is also upside down", ">\n\nIt shouldn't matter too much. I left mine out of my gmmk pro too.", ">\n\nthey are actually impossible to position and stabilize so you can scare them", ">\n\nWhat is it?", ">\n\nLED diffuser for the side of the case", ">\n\nDoe this mean you have to take it apart?", ">\n\nIf you want to put the diffuser in, yes, you would need to separate the top from the rest of the case and insert the diffuser. One could always just leave the diffuser out if they wanted to.", ">\n\nYour S key also upside down.", ">\n\nThe good news is you dont have to unscrew the whole pcb and plate to put it back", ">\n\nYour X key is upside down and it’s bugging me.", ">\n\nlol my first build i couldn't figure out why my stabs kept ticking. took me 2 weeks to figure out (after many attempts at holee mod) .... that my stab bars weren't supposed to be under the stab holes...they were supposed to go through the stab holes...", ">\n\nGMMK pro user, I see", ">\n\nWhat is this?" ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour O key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour X key is also upside down", ">\n\nIt shouldn't matter too much. I left mine out of my gmmk pro too.", ">\n\nthey are actually impossible to position and stabilize so you can scare them", ">\n\nWhat is it?", ">\n\nLED diffuser for the side of the case", ">\n\nDoe this mean you have to take it apart?", ">\n\nIf you want to put the diffuser in, yes, you would need to separate the top from the rest of the case and insert the diffuser. One could always just leave the diffuser out if they wanted to.", ">\n\nYour S key also upside down.", ">\n\nThe good news is you dont have to unscrew the whole pcb and plate to put it back", ">\n\nYour X key is upside down and it’s bugging me.", ">\n\nlol my first build i couldn't figure out why my stabs kept ticking. took me 2 weeks to figure out (after many attempts at holee mod) .... that my stab bars weren't supposed to be under the stab holes...they were supposed to go through the stab holes...", ">\n\nGMMK pro user, I see", ">\n\nWhat is this?", ">\n\nGmmk pro's side led diffuser\nOp needs to take out about 10 screws to put it back..." ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour O key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour X key is also upside down", ">\n\nIt shouldn't matter too much. I left mine out of my gmmk pro too.", ">\n\nthey are actually impossible to position and stabilize so you can scare them", ">\n\nWhat is it?", ">\n\nLED diffuser for the side of the case", ">\n\nDoe this mean you have to take it apart?", ">\n\nIf you want to put the diffuser in, yes, you would need to separate the top from the rest of the case and insert the diffuser. One could always just leave the diffuser out if they wanted to.", ">\n\nYour S key also upside down.", ">\n\nThe good news is you dont have to unscrew the whole pcb and plate to put it back", ">\n\nYour X key is upside down and it’s bugging me.", ">\n\nlol my first build i couldn't figure out why my stabs kept ticking. took me 2 weeks to figure out (after many attempts at holee mod) .... that my stab bars weren't supposed to be under the stab holes...they were supposed to go through the stab holes...", ">\n\nGMMK pro user, I see", ">\n\nWhat is this?", ">\n\nGmmk pro's side led diffuser\nOp needs to take out about 10 screws to put it back...", ">\n\nOh haha" ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour O key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour X key is also upside down", ">\n\nIt shouldn't matter too much. I left mine out of my gmmk pro too.", ">\n\nthey are actually impossible to position and stabilize so you can scare them", ">\n\nWhat is it?", ">\n\nLED diffuser for the side of the case", ">\n\nDoe this mean you have to take it apart?", ">\n\nIf you want to put the diffuser in, yes, you would need to separate the top from the rest of the case and insert the diffuser. One could always just leave the diffuser out if they wanted to.", ">\n\nYour S key also upside down.", ">\n\nThe good news is you dont have to unscrew the whole pcb and plate to put it back", ">\n\nYour X key is upside down and it’s bugging me.", ">\n\nlol my first build i couldn't figure out why my stabs kept ticking. took me 2 weeks to figure out (after many attempts at holee mod) .... that my stab bars weren't supposed to be under the stab holes...they were supposed to go through the stab holes...", ">\n\nGMMK pro user, I see", ">\n\nWhat is this?", ">\n\nGmmk pro's side led diffuser\nOp needs to take out about 10 screws to put it back...", ">\n\nOh haha", ">\n\nop please flip your S key" ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour O key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour X key is also upside down", ">\n\nIt shouldn't matter too much. I left mine out of my gmmk pro too.", ">\n\nthey are actually impossible to position and stabilize so you can scare them", ">\n\nWhat is it?", ">\n\nLED diffuser for the side of the case", ">\n\nDoe this mean you have to take it apart?", ">\n\nIf you want to put the diffuser in, yes, you would need to separate the top from the rest of the case and insert the diffuser. One could always just leave the diffuser out if they wanted to.", ">\n\nYour S key also upside down.", ">\n\nThe good news is you dont have to unscrew the whole pcb and plate to put it back", ">\n\nYour X key is upside down and it’s bugging me.", ">\n\nlol my first build i couldn't figure out why my stabs kept ticking. took me 2 weeks to figure out (after many attempts at holee mod) .... that my stab bars weren't supposed to be under the stab holes...they were supposed to go through the stab holes...", ">\n\nGMMK pro user, I see", ">\n\nWhat is this?", ">\n\nGmmk pro's side led diffuser\nOp needs to take out about 10 screws to put it back...", ">\n\nOh haha", ">\n\nop please flip your S key", ">\n\nI used two sided tape to keep the light diffusers in place on my gmmk pro" ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour O key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour X key is also upside down", ">\n\nIt shouldn't matter too much. I left mine out of my gmmk pro too.", ">\n\nthey are actually impossible to position and stabilize so you can scare them", ">\n\nWhat is it?", ">\n\nLED diffuser for the side of the case", ">\n\nDoe this mean you have to take it apart?", ">\n\nIf you want to put the diffuser in, yes, you would need to separate the top from the rest of the case and insert the diffuser. One could always just leave the diffuser out if they wanted to.", ">\n\nYour S key also upside down.", ">\n\nThe good news is you dont have to unscrew the whole pcb and plate to put it back", ">\n\nYour X key is upside down and it’s bugging me.", ">\n\nlol my first build i couldn't figure out why my stabs kept ticking. took me 2 weeks to figure out (after many attempts at holee mod) .... that my stab bars weren't supposed to be under the stab holes...they were supposed to go through the stab holes...", ">\n\nGMMK pro user, I see", ">\n\nWhat is this?", ">\n\nGmmk pro's side led diffuser\nOp needs to take out about 10 screws to put it back...", ">\n\nOh haha", ">\n\nop please flip your S key", ">\n\nI used two sided tape to keep the light diffusers in place on my gmmk pro", ">\n\nOP, where are your keycaps from? They’re super cute" ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour O key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour X key is also upside down", ">\n\nIt shouldn't matter too much. I left mine out of my gmmk pro too.", ">\n\nthey are actually impossible to position and stabilize so you can scare them", ">\n\nWhat is it?", ">\n\nLED diffuser for the side of the case", ">\n\nDoe this mean you have to take it apart?", ">\n\nIf you want to put the diffuser in, yes, you would need to separate the top from the rest of the case and insert the diffuser. One could always just leave the diffuser out if they wanted to.", ">\n\nYour S key also upside down.", ">\n\nThe good news is you dont have to unscrew the whole pcb and plate to put it back", ">\n\nYour X key is upside down and it’s bugging me.", ">\n\nlol my first build i couldn't figure out why my stabs kept ticking. took me 2 weeks to figure out (after many attempts at holee mod) .... that my stab bars weren't supposed to be under the stab holes...they were supposed to go through the stab holes...", ">\n\nGMMK pro user, I see", ">\n\nWhat is this?", ">\n\nGmmk pro's side led diffuser\nOp needs to take out about 10 screws to put it back...", ">\n\nOh haha", ">\n\nop please flip your S key", ">\n\nI used two sided tape to keep the light diffusers in place on my gmmk pro", ">\n\nOP, where are your keycaps from? They’re super cute", ">\n\nah yes gmmk user!" ]

[ "Your S key is upside down... it's bugging me.", ">\n\nYour I key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour O key is also upside down.", ">\n\nYour X key is also upside down", ">\n\nIt shouldn't matter too much. I left mine out of my gmmk pro too.", ">\n\nthey are actually impossible to position and stabilize so you can scare them", ">\n\nWhat is it?", ">\n\nLED diffuser for the side of the case", ">\n\nDoe this mean you have to take it apart?", ">\n\nIf you want to put the diffuser in, yes, you would need to separate the top from the rest of the case and insert the diffuser. One could always just leave the diffuser out if they wanted to.", ">\n\nYour S key also upside down.", ">\n\nThe good news is you dont have to unscrew the whole pcb and plate to put it back", ">\n\nYour X key is upside down and it’s bugging me.", ">\n\nlol my first build i couldn't figure out why my stabs kept ticking. took me 2 weeks to figure out (after many attempts at holee mod) .... that my stab bars weren't supposed to be under the stab holes...they were supposed to go through the stab holes...", ">\n\nGMMK pro user, I see", ">\n\nWhat is this?", ">\n\nGmmk pro's side led diffuser\nOp needs to take out about 10 screws to put it back...", ">\n\nOh haha", ">\n\nop please flip your S key", ">\n\nI used two sided tape to keep the light diffusers in place on my gmmk pro", ">\n\nOP, where are your keycaps from? They’re super cute", ">\n\nah yes gmmk user!", ">\n\nPreg test" ]

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[ "Just gotta be happy for her.. I’d love to be that entertained by something that simple again. To actually be enamored by a story, lol. Sounds nice.\nBut yeah for real. Most tv today in general. That new Gotham show about a young Bruce Wayne is trash IMO (camera work really makes you feel like you’re stalking the characters lol), but Dahmer was a banger and so is Better Call Saul. Guess it just depends on the audience you’re going for." ]

[ "Just gotta be happy for her.. I’d love to be that entertained by something that simple again. To actually be enamored by a story, lol. Sounds nice.\nBut yeah for real. Most tv today in general. That new Gotham show about a young Bruce Wayne is trash IMO (camera work really makes you feel like you’re stalking the characters lol), but Dahmer was a banger and so is Better Call Saul. Guess it just depends on the audience you’re going for.", ">\n\nSorry but I disagree . I love General Hospital thanks to my mom" ]

[ "Just gotta be happy for her.. I’d love to be that entertained by something that simple again. To actually be enamored by a story, lol. Sounds nice.\nBut yeah for real. Most tv today in general. That new Gotham show about a young Bruce Wayne is trash IMO (camera work really makes you feel like you’re stalking the characters lol), but Dahmer was a banger and so is Better Call Saul. Guess it just depends on the audience you’re going for.", ">\n\nSorry but I disagree . I love General Hospital thanks to my mom", ">\n\nYep you and millions of others apparently. Hence the unpopular opinion. Haha I've actually tried to get into General Hospital. I've always figured if it is that popular I must be missing something or not giving it enough time. I never make it very far." ]

[ "Just gotta be happy for her.. I’d love to be that entertained by something that simple again. To actually be enamored by a story, lol. Sounds nice.\nBut yeah for real. Most tv today in general. That new Gotham show about a young Bruce Wayne is trash IMO (camera work really makes you feel like you’re stalking the characters lol), but Dahmer was a banger and so is Better Call Saul. Guess it just depends on the audience you’re going for.", ">\n\nSorry but I disagree . I love General Hospital thanks to my mom", ">\n\nYep you and millions of others apparently. Hence the unpopular opinion. Haha I've actually tried to get into General Hospital. I've always figured if it is that popular I must be missing something or not giving it enough time. I never make it very far.", ">\n\nWell its been on the air for 59 years . Will be 60 in April so it’s easy to say it’s still very popular" ]

[ "Just gotta be happy for her.. I’d love to be that entertained by something that simple again. To actually be enamored by a story, lol. Sounds nice.\nBut yeah for real. Most tv today in general. That new Gotham show about a young Bruce Wayne is trash IMO (camera work really makes you feel like you’re stalking the characters lol), but Dahmer was a banger and so is Better Call Saul. Guess it just depends on the audience you’re going for.", ">\n\nSorry but I disagree . I love General Hospital thanks to my mom", ">\n\nYep you and millions of others apparently. Hence the unpopular opinion. Haha I've actually tried to get into General Hospital. I've always figured if it is that popular I must be missing something or not giving it enough time. I never make it very far.", ">\n\nWell its been on the air for 59 years . Will be 60 in April so it’s easy to say it’s still very popular", ">\n\nExactly" ]

[ "Just gotta be happy for her.. I’d love to be that entertained by something that simple again. To actually be enamored by a story, lol. Sounds nice.\nBut yeah for real. Most tv today in general. That new Gotham show about a young Bruce Wayne is trash IMO (camera work really makes you feel like you’re stalking the characters lol), but Dahmer was a banger and so is Better Call Saul. Guess it just depends on the audience you’re going for.", ">\n\nSorry but I disagree . I love General Hospital thanks to my mom", ">\n\nYep you and millions of others apparently. Hence the unpopular opinion. Haha I've actually tried to get into General Hospital. I've always figured if it is that popular I must be missing something or not giving it enough time. I never make it very far.", ">\n\nWell its been on the air for 59 years . Will be 60 in April so it’s easy to say it’s still very popular", ">\n\nExactly", ">\n\n\nIt is so bad most soap opera actors never even make it in other better acting jobs.\n\nI mean off the top of my head I can name several big stars who got their starts on soaps. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Laurence Fishburne, Mark Hamill, and Jensen Ackles all started their careers on Soap Opera. I think Kathy Bates too.\nSoap Operas are the CW dialed up to 11 on the crazy most of the time. They're trash, but they're wonderful trash when you're in the mood for a lot of melodrama." ]

[ "Just gotta be happy for her.. I’d love to be that entertained by something that simple again. To actually be enamored by a story, lol. Sounds nice.\nBut yeah for real. Most tv today in general. That new Gotham show about a young Bruce Wayne is trash IMO (camera work really makes you feel like you’re stalking the characters lol), but Dahmer was a banger and so is Better Call Saul. Guess it just depends on the audience you’re going for.", ">\n\nSorry but I disagree . I love General Hospital thanks to my mom", ">\n\nYep you and millions of others apparently. Hence the unpopular opinion. Haha I've actually tried to get into General Hospital. I've always figured if it is that popular I must be missing something or not giving it enough time. I never make it very far.", ">\n\nWell its been on the air for 59 years . Will be 60 in April so it’s easy to say it’s still very popular", ">\n\nExactly", ">\n\n\nIt is so bad most soap opera actors never even make it in other better acting jobs.\n\nI mean off the top of my head I can name several big stars who got their starts on soaps. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Laurence Fishburne, Mark Hamill, and Jensen Ackles all started their careers on Soap Opera. I think Kathy Bates too.\nSoap Operas are the CW dialed up to 11 on the crazy most of the time. They're trash, but they're wonderful trash when you're in the mood for a lot of melodrama.", ">\n\nI disagree, especially if you watch international soap operas like those are the best!" ]

[ "Just gotta be happy for her.. I’d love to be that entertained by something that simple again. To actually be enamored by a story, lol. Sounds nice.\nBut yeah for real. Most tv today in general. That new Gotham show about a young Bruce Wayne is trash IMO (camera work really makes you feel like you’re stalking the characters lol), but Dahmer was a banger and so is Better Call Saul. Guess it just depends on the audience you’re going for.", ">\n\nSorry but I disagree . I love General Hospital thanks to my mom", ">\n\nYep you and millions of others apparently. Hence the unpopular opinion. Haha I've actually tried to get into General Hospital. I've always figured if it is that popular I must be missing something or not giving it enough time. I never make it very far.", ">\n\nWell its been on the air for 59 years . Will be 60 in April so it’s easy to say it’s still very popular", ">\n\nExactly", ">\n\n\nIt is so bad most soap opera actors never even make it in other better acting jobs.\n\nI mean off the top of my head I can name several big stars who got their starts on soaps. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Laurence Fishburne, Mark Hamill, and Jensen Ackles all started their careers on Soap Opera. I think Kathy Bates too.\nSoap Operas are the CW dialed up to 11 on the crazy most of the time. They're trash, but they're wonderful trash when you're in the mood for a lot of melodrama.", ">\n\nI disagree, especially if you watch international soap operas like those are the best!", ">\n\nNah I used to love days of our lives and passions as well as Dallas. I'd probably watch them again come to think of it!" ]

[ "Just gotta be happy for her.. I’d love to be that entertained by something that simple again. To actually be enamored by a story, lol. Sounds nice.\nBut yeah for real. Most tv today in general. That new Gotham show about a young Bruce Wayne is trash IMO (camera work really makes you feel like you’re stalking the characters lol), but Dahmer was a banger and so is Better Call Saul. Guess it just depends on the audience you’re going for.", ">\n\nSorry but I disagree . I love General Hospital thanks to my mom", ">\n\nYep you and millions of others apparently. Hence the unpopular opinion. Haha I've actually tried to get into General Hospital. I've always figured if it is that popular I must be missing something or not giving it enough time. I never make it very far.", ">\n\nWell its been on the air for 59 years . Will be 60 in April so it’s easy to say it’s still very popular", ">\n\nExactly", ">\n\n\nIt is so bad most soap opera actors never even make it in other better acting jobs.\n\nI mean off the top of my head I can name several big stars who got their starts on soaps. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Laurence Fishburne, Mark Hamill, and Jensen Ackles all started their careers on Soap Opera. I think Kathy Bates too.\nSoap Operas are the CW dialed up to 11 on the crazy most of the time. They're trash, but they're wonderful trash when you're in the mood for a lot of melodrama.", ">\n\nI disagree, especially if you watch international soap operas like those are the best!", ">\n\nNah I used to love days of our lives and passions as well as Dallas. I'd probably watch them again come to think of it!", ">\n\nFor me, it’s because my great grandma, my grandmother, and my mother all watched them since I was little. It reminds me of them in a way. I feel like it gets passed along generationally." ]

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[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine." ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"" ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one..." ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one...", ">\n\nWell they are doing database sharding..." ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one...", ">\n\nWell they are doing database sharding...", ">\n\nProbably. But I seriously doubt they're splitting up every single post based on the letter.\nFor one, as a sharding strategy that'd be horribly inefficient due to letters having different frequencies. Your E database would go to shit fast while the Z database does basically nothing.\nIt also just like, logically makes no sense. Which is why I want to do it lol" ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one...", ">\n\nWell they are doing database sharding...", ">\n\nProbably. But I seriously doubt they're splitting up every single post based on the letter.\nFor one, as a sharding strategy that'd be horribly inefficient due to letters having different frequencies. Your E database would go to shit fast while the Z database does basically nothing.\nIt also just like, logically makes no sense. Which is why I want to do it lol", ">\n\nAh, but you could concentrate your compute and I/O on the more frequently used letters, scaling down as you progress through the alphabet (ASCII character set). You could even optimise locally for different languages by sharding the db's and autoscaling to the required frequency.\nIt would be a type of efficiency I guess." ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one...", ">\n\nWell they are doing database sharding...", ">\n\nProbably. But I seriously doubt they're splitting up every single post based on the letter.\nFor one, as a sharding strategy that'd be horribly inefficient due to letters having different frequencies. Your E database would go to shit fast while the Z database does basically nothing.\nIt also just like, logically makes no sense. Which is why I want to do it lol", ">\n\nAh, but you could concentrate your compute and I/O on the more frequently used letters, scaling down as you progress through the alphabet (ASCII character set). You could even optimise locally for different languages by sharding the db's and autoscaling to the required frequency.\nIt would be a type of efficiency I guess.", ">\n\nThat's true. The balance might be too extremely lopsided to really work though. E is used like 60x as often as Z or J, if I remember right. It would always be better to combine a few of them just to raise your minimum usage on each database to avoid weird unexpected usage spikes.\nBut that wouldn't be funny. So I'm definitely not going to do that lol\nAlthough I'd probably have to combine a bunch of shit anyways. I seriously don't think I can host that many VMs though. I don't think I can host that many databases. I think I'll have to do like, 26 for each of the main letters, and then a 27th database for misc characters.\nThe university I went to way back when has a huge cluster that's not used very often. I might try and bribe a few of the staff who used to like silly projects to get access to it again. What I really wish would be access to my old web hosting set up from ~10-15 years ago still. I could have hosted this for real, and maybe even survived the reddit hug of death lol" ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one...", ">\n\nWell they are doing database sharding...", ">\n\nProbably. But I seriously doubt they're splitting up every single post based on the letter.\nFor one, as a sharding strategy that'd be horribly inefficient due to letters having different frequencies. Your E database would go to shit fast while the Z database does basically nothing.\nIt also just like, logically makes no sense. Which is why I want to do it lol", ">\n\nAh, but you could concentrate your compute and I/O on the more frequently used letters, scaling down as you progress through the alphabet (ASCII character set). You could even optimise locally for different languages by sharding the db's and autoscaling to the required frequency.\nIt would be a type of efficiency I guess.", ">\n\nThat's true. The balance might be too extremely lopsided to really work though. E is used like 60x as often as Z or J, if I remember right. It would always be better to combine a few of them just to raise your minimum usage on each database to avoid weird unexpected usage spikes.\nBut that wouldn't be funny. So I'm definitely not going to do that lol\nAlthough I'd probably have to combine a bunch of shit anyways. I seriously don't think I can host that many VMs though. I don't think I can host that many databases. I think I'll have to do like, 26 for each of the main letters, and then a 27th database for misc characters.\nThe university I went to way back when has a huge cluster that's not used very often. I might try and bribe a few of the staff who used to like silly projects to get access to it again. What I really wish would be access to my old web hosting set up from ~10-15 years ago still. I could have hosted this for real, and maybe even survived the reddit hug of death lol", ">\n\nThis is feeling more and more like a research paper opportunity for someone :)" ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one...", ">\n\nWell they are doing database sharding...", ">\n\nProbably. But I seriously doubt they're splitting up every single post based on the letter.\nFor one, as a sharding strategy that'd be horribly inefficient due to letters having different frequencies. Your E database would go to shit fast while the Z database does basically nothing.\nIt also just like, logically makes no sense. Which is why I want to do it lol", ">\n\nAh, but you could concentrate your compute and I/O on the more frequently used letters, scaling down as you progress through the alphabet (ASCII character set). You could even optimise locally for different languages by sharding the db's and autoscaling to the required frequency.\nIt would be a type of efficiency I guess.", ">\n\nThat's true. The balance might be too extremely lopsided to really work though. E is used like 60x as often as Z or J, if I remember right. It would always be better to combine a few of them just to raise your minimum usage on each database to avoid weird unexpected usage spikes.\nBut that wouldn't be funny. So I'm definitely not going to do that lol\nAlthough I'd probably have to combine a bunch of shit anyways. I seriously don't think I can host that many VMs though. I don't think I can host that many databases. I think I'll have to do like, 26 for each of the main letters, and then a 27th database for misc characters.\nThe university I went to way back when has a huge cluster that's not used very often. I might try and bribe a few of the staff who used to like silly projects to get access to it again. What I really wish would be access to my old web hosting set up from ~10-15 years ago still. I could have hosted this for real, and maybe even survived the reddit hug of death lol", ">\n\nThis is feeling more and more like a research paper opportunity for someone :)", ">\n\nIt definitely could be. But not for me. I approach dumb scenarios the wrong way for that type of work. \nFor one, I'm going into the problem knowing that the solution is absolutely 100% the wrong one. Which is a terrible way to start lol\nAnd then I fully intend to do zero research or work to find the best way to approach the problem. I have a couple really stupid ideas that are going to be capital B Bad, and that's the way I like it.\nThat and I'm going to be drinking while I write this lol\nBut with that said, it's definitely a thing a uni student could try out. Really anyone who's also into stupid projects. There's already similar projects for other data structures, I've just never seen anyone build out their entire distributed database structure around such a dumb idea.\n\nI've got all weekend to work on this, and I'm getting started. I've already got my basic/minimalist database VM set up, and I'm going seeing if I can get 30 clones to run on my host without shutting down all the stuff I have that's actually useful. That portion isn't looking good, sadly. I really wanted these to all be VMs on the same host because my actual network isn't that fast and I have a feeling this is going to be bandwidth hungry as fuck.\nI'm going to rethink how I can scale this out... My only goal is to be able to turn off databases dedicated to specific letters and have the site continue working, but with all content missing the letter of the missing database. Because that concept is still really funny to me." ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one...", ">\n\nWell they are doing database sharding...", ">\n\nProbably. But I seriously doubt they're splitting up every single post based on the letter.\nFor one, as a sharding strategy that'd be horribly inefficient due to letters having different frequencies. Your E database would go to shit fast while the Z database does basically nothing.\nIt also just like, logically makes no sense. Which is why I want to do it lol", ">\n\nAh, but you could concentrate your compute and I/O on the more frequently used letters, scaling down as you progress through the alphabet (ASCII character set). You could even optimise locally for different languages by sharding the db's and autoscaling to the required frequency.\nIt would be a type of efficiency I guess.", ">\n\nThat's true. The balance might be too extremely lopsided to really work though. E is used like 60x as often as Z or J, if I remember right. It would always be better to combine a few of them just to raise your minimum usage on each database to avoid weird unexpected usage spikes.\nBut that wouldn't be funny. So I'm definitely not going to do that lol\nAlthough I'd probably have to combine a bunch of shit anyways. I seriously don't think I can host that many VMs though. I don't think I can host that many databases. I think I'll have to do like, 26 for each of the main letters, and then a 27th database for misc characters.\nThe university I went to way back when has a huge cluster that's not used very often. I might try and bribe a few of the staff who used to like silly projects to get access to it again. What I really wish would be access to my old web hosting set up from ~10-15 years ago still. I could have hosted this for real, and maybe even survived the reddit hug of death lol", ">\n\nThis is feeling more and more like a research paper opportunity for someone :)", ">\n\nIt definitely could be. But not for me. I approach dumb scenarios the wrong way for that type of work. \nFor one, I'm going into the problem knowing that the solution is absolutely 100% the wrong one. Which is a terrible way to start lol\nAnd then I fully intend to do zero research or work to find the best way to approach the problem. I have a couple really stupid ideas that are going to be capital B Bad, and that's the way I like it.\nThat and I'm going to be drinking while I write this lol\nBut with that said, it's definitely a thing a uni student could try out. Really anyone who's also into stupid projects. There's already similar projects for other data structures, I've just never seen anyone build out their entire distributed database structure around such a dumb idea.\n\nI've got all weekend to work on this, and I'm getting started. I've already got my basic/minimalist database VM set up, and I'm going seeing if I can get 30 clones to run on my host without shutting down all the stuff I have that's actually useful. That portion isn't looking good, sadly. I really wanted these to all be VMs on the same host because my actual network isn't that fast and I have a feeling this is going to be bandwidth hungry as fuck.\nI'm going to rethink how I can scale this out... My only goal is to be able to turn off databases dedicated to specific letters and have the site continue working, but with all content missing the letter of the missing database. Because that concept is still really funny to me.", ">\n\nElon: No more additional storage! I want everything converted to RAID 0." ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one...", ">\n\nWell they are doing database sharding...", ">\n\nProbably. But I seriously doubt they're splitting up every single post based on the letter.\nFor one, as a sharding strategy that'd be horribly inefficient due to letters having different frequencies. Your E database would go to shit fast while the Z database does basically nothing.\nIt also just like, logically makes no sense. Which is why I want to do it lol", ">\n\nAh, but you could concentrate your compute and I/O on the more frequently used letters, scaling down as you progress through the alphabet (ASCII character set). You could even optimise locally for different languages by sharding the db's and autoscaling to the required frequency.\nIt would be a type of efficiency I guess.", ">\n\nThat's true. The balance might be too extremely lopsided to really work though. E is used like 60x as often as Z or J, if I remember right. It would always be better to combine a few of them just to raise your minimum usage on each database to avoid weird unexpected usage spikes.\nBut that wouldn't be funny. So I'm definitely not going to do that lol\nAlthough I'd probably have to combine a bunch of shit anyways. I seriously don't think I can host that many VMs though. I don't think I can host that many databases. I think I'll have to do like, 26 for each of the main letters, and then a 27th database for misc characters.\nThe university I went to way back when has a huge cluster that's not used very often. I might try and bribe a few of the staff who used to like silly projects to get access to it again. What I really wish would be access to my old web hosting set up from ~10-15 years ago still. I could have hosted this for real, and maybe even survived the reddit hug of death lol", ">\n\nThis is feeling more and more like a research paper opportunity for someone :)", ">\n\nIt definitely could be. But not for me. I approach dumb scenarios the wrong way for that type of work. \nFor one, I'm going into the problem knowing that the solution is absolutely 100% the wrong one. Which is a terrible way to start lol\nAnd then I fully intend to do zero research or work to find the best way to approach the problem. I have a couple really stupid ideas that are going to be capital B Bad, and that's the way I like it.\nThat and I'm going to be drinking while I write this lol\nBut with that said, it's definitely a thing a uni student could try out. Really anyone who's also into stupid projects. There's already similar projects for other data structures, I've just never seen anyone build out their entire distributed database structure around such a dumb idea.\n\nI've got all weekend to work on this, and I'm getting started. I've already got my basic/minimalist database VM set up, and I'm going seeing if I can get 30 clones to run on my host without shutting down all the stuff I have that's actually useful. That portion isn't looking good, sadly. I really wanted these to all be VMs on the same host because my actual network isn't that fast and I have a feeling this is going to be bandwidth hungry as fuck.\nI'm going to rethink how I can scale this out... My only goal is to be able to turn off databases dedicated to specific letters and have the site continue working, but with all content missing the letter of the missing database. Because that concept is still really funny to me.", ">\n\nElon: No more additional storage! I want everything converted to RAID 0.", ">\n\nSoon to be RAID -1." ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one...", ">\n\nWell they are doing database sharding...", ">\n\nProbably. But I seriously doubt they're splitting up every single post based on the letter.\nFor one, as a sharding strategy that'd be horribly inefficient due to letters having different frequencies. Your E database would go to shit fast while the Z database does basically nothing.\nIt also just like, logically makes no sense. Which is why I want to do it lol", ">\n\nAh, but you could concentrate your compute and I/O on the more frequently used letters, scaling down as you progress through the alphabet (ASCII character set). You could even optimise locally for different languages by sharding the db's and autoscaling to the required frequency.\nIt would be a type of efficiency I guess.", ">\n\nThat's true. The balance might be too extremely lopsided to really work though. E is used like 60x as often as Z or J, if I remember right. It would always be better to combine a few of them just to raise your minimum usage on each database to avoid weird unexpected usage spikes.\nBut that wouldn't be funny. So I'm definitely not going to do that lol\nAlthough I'd probably have to combine a bunch of shit anyways. I seriously don't think I can host that many VMs though. I don't think I can host that many databases. I think I'll have to do like, 26 for each of the main letters, and then a 27th database for misc characters.\nThe university I went to way back when has a huge cluster that's not used very often. I might try and bribe a few of the staff who used to like silly projects to get access to it again. What I really wish would be access to my old web hosting set up from ~10-15 years ago still. I could have hosted this for real, and maybe even survived the reddit hug of death lol", ">\n\nThis is feeling more and more like a research paper opportunity for someone :)", ">\n\nIt definitely could be. But not for me. I approach dumb scenarios the wrong way for that type of work. \nFor one, I'm going into the problem knowing that the solution is absolutely 100% the wrong one. Which is a terrible way to start lol\nAnd then I fully intend to do zero research or work to find the best way to approach the problem. I have a couple really stupid ideas that are going to be capital B Bad, and that's the way I like it.\nThat and I'm going to be drinking while I write this lol\nBut with that said, it's definitely a thing a uni student could try out. Really anyone who's also into stupid projects. There's already similar projects for other data structures, I've just never seen anyone build out their entire distributed database structure around such a dumb idea.\n\nI've got all weekend to work on this, and I'm getting started. I've already got my basic/minimalist database VM set up, and I'm going seeing if I can get 30 clones to run on my host without shutting down all the stuff I have that's actually useful. That portion isn't looking good, sadly. I really wanted these to all be VMs on the same host because my actual network isn't that fast and I have a feeling this is going to be bandwidth hungry as fuck.\nI'm going to rethink how I can scale this out... My only goal is to be able to turn off databases dedicated to specific letters and have the site continue working, but with all content missing the letter of the missing database. Because that concept is still really funny to me.", ">\n\nElon: No more additional storage! I want everything converted to RAID 0.", ">\n\nSoon to be RAID -1.", ">\n\nHa! How bout RAID √-1" ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one...", ">\n\nWell they are doing database sharding...", ">\n\nProbably. But I seriously doubt they're splitting up every single post based on the letter.\nFor one, as a sharding strategy that'd be horribly inefficient due to letters having different frequencies. Your E database would go to shit fast while the Z database does basically nothing.\nIt also just like, logically makes no sense. Which is why I want to do it lol", ">\n\nAh, but you could concentrate your compute and I/O on the more frequently used letters, scaling down as you progress through the alphabet (ASCII character set). You could even optimise locally for different languages by sharding the db's and autoscaling to the required frequency.\nIt would be a type of efficiency I guess.", ">\n\nThat's true. The balance might be too extremely lopsided to really work though. E is used like 60x as often as Z or J, if I remember right. It would always be better to combine a few of them just to raise your minimum usage on each database to avoid weird unexpected usage spikes.\nBut that wouldn't be funny. So I'm definitely not going to do that lol\nAlthough I'd probably have to combine a bunch of shit anyways. I seriously don't think I can host that many VMs though. I don't think I can host that many databases. I think I'll have to do like, 26 for each of the main letters, and then a 27th database for misc characters.\nThe university I went to way back when has a huge cluster that's not used very often. I might try and bribe a few of the staff who used to like silly projects to get access to it again. What I really wish would be access to my old web hosting set up from ~10-15 years ago still. I could have hosted this for real, and maybe even survived the reddit hug of death lol", ">\n\nThis is feeling more and more like a research paper opportunity for someone :)", ">\n\nIt definitely could be. But not for me. I approach dumb scenarios the wrong way for that type of work. \nFor one, I'm going into the problem knowing that the solution is absolutely 100% the wrong one. Which is a terrible way to start lol\nAnd then I fully intend to do zero research or work to find the best way to approach the problem. I have a couple really stupid ideas that are going to be capital B Bad, and that's the way I like it.\nThat and I'm going to be drinking while I write this lol\nBut with that said, it's definitely a thing a uni student could try out. Really anyone who's also into stupid projects. There's already similar projects for other data structures, I've just never seen anyone build out their entire distributed database structure around such a dumb idea.\n\nI've got all weekend to work on this, and I'm getting started. I've already got my basic/minimalist database VM set up, and I'm going seeing if I can get 30 clones to run on my host without shutting down all the stuff I have that's actually useful. That portion isn't looking good, sadly. I really wanted these to all be VMs on the same host because my actual network isn't that fast and I have a feeling this is going to be bandwidth hungry as fuck.\nI'm going to rethink how I can scale this out... My only goal is to be able to turn off databases dedicated to specific letters and have the site continue working, but with all content missing the letter of the missing database. Because that concept is still really funny to me.", ">\n\nElon: No more additional storage! I want everything converted to RAID 0.", ">\n\nSoon to be RAID -1.", ">\n\nHa! How bout RAID √-1", ">\n\nBut did you consider RAID Shadow Legends?" ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one...", ">\n\nWell they are doing database sharding...", ">\n\nProbably. But I seriously doubt they're splitting up every single post based on the letter.\nFor one, as a sharding strategy that'd be horribly inefficient due to letters having different frequencies. Your E database would go to shit fast while the Z database does basically nothing.\nIt also just like, logically makes no sense. Which is why I want to do it lol", ">\n\nAh, but you could concentrate your compute and I/O on the more frequently used letters, scaling down as you progress through the alphabet (ASCII character set). You could even optimise locally for different languages by sharding the db's and autoscaling to the required frequency.\nIt would be a type of efficiency I guess.", ">\n\nThat's true. The balance might be too extremely lopsided to really work though. E is used like 60x as often as Z or J, if I remember right. It would always be better to combine a few of them just to raise your minimum usage on each database to avoid weird unexpected usage spikes.\nBut that wouldn't be funny. So I'm definitely not going to do that lol\nAlthough I'd probably have to combine a bunch of shit anyways. I seriously don't think I can host that many VMs though. I don't think I can host that many databases. I think I'll have to do like, 26 for each of the main letters, and then a 27th database for misc characters.\nThe university I went to way back when has a huge cluster that's not used very often. I might try and bribe a few of the staff who used to like silly projects to get access to it again. What I really wish would be access to my old web hosting set up from ~10-15 years ago still. I could have hosted this for real, and maybe even survived the reddit hug of death lol", ">\n\nThis is feeling more and more like a research paper opportunity for someone :)", ">\n\nIt definitely could be. But not for me. I approach dumb scenarios the wrong way for that type of work. \nFor one, I'm going into the problem knowing that the solution is absolutely 100% the wrong one. Which is a terrible way to start lol\nAnd then I fully intend to do zero research or work to find the best way to approach the problem. I have a couple really stupid ideas that are going to be capital B Bad, and that's the way I like it.\nThat and I'm going to be drinking while I write this lol\nBut with that said, it's definitely a thing a uni student could try out. Really anyone who's also into stupid projects. There's already similar projects for other data structures, I've just never seen anyone build out their entire distributed database structure around such a dumb idea.\n\nI've got all weekend to work on this, and I'm getting started. I've already got my basic/minimalist database VM set up, and I'm going seeing if I can get 30 clones to run on my host without shutting down all the stuff I have that's actually useful. That portion isn't looking good, sadly. I really wanted these to all be VMs on the same host because my actual network isn't that fast and I have a feeling this is going to be bandwidth hungry as fuck.\nI'm going to rethink how I can scale this out... My only goal is to be able to turn off databases dedicated to specific letters and have the site continue working, but with all content missing the letter of the missing database. Because that concept is still really funny to me.", ">\n\nElon: No more additional storage! I want everything converted to RAID 0.", ">\n\nSoon to be RAID -1.", ">\n\nHa! How bout RAID √-1", ">\n\nBut did you consider RAID Shadow Legends?", ">\n\n\nThe cause of this Twitter outage is unclear.\n\nFollowed immediately by:\n\nTwitter has laid off nearly 75% of its staff, according to some estimates." ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one...", ">\n\nWell they are doing database sharding...", ">\n\nProbably. But I seriously doubt they're splitting up every single post based on the letter.\nFor one, as a sharding strategy that'd be horribly inefficient due to letters having different frequencies. Your E database would go to shit fast while the Z database does basically nothing.\nIt also just like, logically makes no sense. Which is why I want to do it lol", ">\n\nAh, but you could concentrate your compute and I/O on the more frequently used letters, scaling down as you progress through the alphabet (ASCII character set). You could even optimise locally for different languages by sharding the db's and autoscaling to the required frequency.\nIt would be a type of efficiency I guess.", ">\n\nThat's true. The balance might be too extremely lopsided to really work though. E is used like 60x as often as Z or J, if I remember right. It would always be better to combine a few of them just to raise your minimum usage on each database to avoid weird unexpected usage spikes.\nBut that wouldn't be funny. So I'm definitely not going to do that lol\nAlthough I'd probably have to combine a bunch of shit anyways. I seriously don't think I can host that many VMs though. I don't think I can host that many databases. I think I'll have to do like, 26 for each of the main letters, and then a 27th database for misc characters.\nThe university I went to way back when has a huge cluster that's not used very often. I might try and bribe a few of the staff who used to like silly projects to get access to it again. What I really wish would be access to my old web hosting set up from ~10-15 years ago still. I could have hosted this for real, and maybe even survived the reddit hug of death lol", ">\n\nThis is feeling more and more like a research paper opportunity for someone :)", ">\n\nIt definitely could be. But not for me. I approach dumb scenarios the wrong way for that type of work. \nFor one, I'm going into the problem knowing that the solution is absolutely 100% the wrong one. Which is a terrible way to start lol\nAnd then I fully intend to do zero research or work to find the best way to approach the problem. I have a couple really stupid ideas that are going to be capital B Bad, and that's the way I like it.\nThat and I'm going to be drinking while I write this lol\nBut with that said, it's definitely a thing a uni student could try out. Really anyone who's also into stupid projects. There's already similar projects for other data structures, I've just never seen anyone build out their entire distributed database structure around such a dumb idea.\n\nI've got all weekend to work on this, and I'm getting started. I've already got my basic/minimalist database VM set up, and I'm going seeing if I can get 30 clones to run on my host without shutting down all the stuff I have that's actually useful. That portion isn't looking good, sadly. I really wanted these to all be VMs on the same host because my actual network isn't that fast and I have a feeling this is going to be bandwidth hungry as fuck.\nI'm going to rethink how I can scale this out... My only goal is to be able to turn off databases dedicated to specific letters and have the site continue working, but with all content missing the letter of the missing database. Because that concept is still really funny to me.", ">\n\nElon: No more additional storage! I want everything converted to RAID 0.", ">\n\nSoon to be RAID -1.", ">\n\nHa! How bout RAID √-1", ">\n\nBut did you consider RAID Shadow Legends?", ">\n\n\nThe cause of this Twitter outage is unclear.\n\nFollowed immediately by:\n\nTwitter has laid off nearly 75% of its staff, according to some estimates.", ">\n\nCorrelation is not causation!\n...but maybe this time." ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one...", ">\n\nWell they are doing database sharding...", ">\n\nProbably. But I seriously doubt they're splitting up every single post based on the letter.\nFor one, as a sharding strategy that'd be horribly inefficient due to letters having different frequencies. Your E database would go to shit fast while the Z database does basically nothing.\nIt also just like, logically makes no sense. Which is why I want to do it lol", ">\n\nAh, but you could concentrate your compute and I/O on the more frequently used letters, scaling down as you progress through the alphabet (ASCII character set). You could even optimise locally for different languages by sharding the db's and autoscaling to the required frequency.\nIt would be a type of efficiency I guess.", ">\n\nThat's true. The balance might be too extremely lopsided to really work though. E is used like 60x as often as Z or J, if I remember right. It would always be better to combine a few of them just to raise your minimum usage on each database to avoid weird unexpected usage spikes.\nBut that wouldn't be funny. So I'm definitely not going to do that lol\nAlthough I'd probably have to combine a bunch of shit anyways. I seriously don't think I can host that many VMs though. I don't think I can host that many databases. I think I'll have to do like, 26 for each of the main letters, and then a 27th database for misc characters.\nThe university I went to way back when has a huge cluster that's not used very often. I might try and bribe a few of the staff who used to like silly projects to get access to it again. What I really wish would be access to my old web hosting set up from ~10-15 years ago still. I could have hosted this for real, and maybe even survived the reddit hug of death lol", ">\n\nThis is feeling more and more like a research paper opportunity for someone :)", ">\n\nIt definitely could be. But not for me. I approach dumb scenarios the wrong way for that type of work. \nFor one, I'm going into the problem knowing that the solution is absolutely 100% the wrong one. Which is a terrible way to start lol\nAnd then I fully intend to do zero research or work to find the best way to approach the problem. I have a couple really stupid ideas that are going to be capital B Bad, and that's the way I like it.\nThat and I'm going to be drinking while I write this lol\nBut with that said, it's definitely a thing a uni student could try out. Really anyone who's also into stupid projects. There's already similar projects for other data structures, I've just never seen anyone build out their entire distributed database structure around such a dumb idea.\n\nI've got all weekend to work on this, and I'm getting started. I've already got my basic/minimalist database VM set up, and I'm going seeing if I can get 30 clones to run on my host without shutting down all the stuff I have that's actually useful. That portion isn't looking good, sadly. I really wanted these to all be VMs on the same host because my actual network isn't that fast and I have a feeling this is going to be bandwidth hungry as fuck.\nI'm going to rethink how I can scale this out... My only goal is to be able to turn off databases dedicated to specific letters and have the site continue working, but with all content missing the letter of the missing database. Because that concept is still really funny to me.", ">\n\nElon: No more additional storage! I want everything converted to RAID 0.", ">\n\nSoon to be RAID -1.", ">\n\nHa! How bout RAID √-1", ">\n\nBut did you consider RAID Shadow Legends?", ">\n\n\nThe cause of this Twitter outage is unclear.\n\nFollowed immediately by:\n\nTwitter has laid off nearly 75% of its staff, according to some estimates.", ">\n\nCorrelation is not causation!\n...but maybe this time.", ">\n\nOccam's Razor" ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one...", ">\n\nWell they are doing database sharding...", ">\n\nProbably. But I seriously doubt they're splitting up every single post based on the letter.\nFor one, as a sharding strategy that'd be horribly inefficient due to letters having different frequencies. Your E database would go to shit fast while the Z database does basically nothing.\nIt also just like, logically makes no sense. Which is why I want to do it lol", ">\n\nAh, but you could concentrate your compute and I/O on the more frequently used letters, scaling down as you progress through the alphabet (ASCII character set). You could even optimise locally for different languages by sharding the db's and autoscaling to the required frequency.\nIt would be a type of efficiency I guess.", ">\n\nThat's true. The balance might be too extremely lopsided to really work though. E is used like 60x as often as Z or J, if I remember right. It would always be better to combine a few of them just to raise your minimum usage on each database to avoid weird unexpected usage spikes.\nBut that wouldn't be funny. So I'm definitely not going to do that lol\nAlthough I'd probably have to combine a bunch of shit anyways. I seriously don't think I can host that many VMs though. I don't think I can host that many databases. I think I'll have to do like, 26 for each of the main letters, and then a 27th database for misc characters.\nThe university I went to way back when has a huge cluster that's not used very often. I might try and bribe a few of the staff who used to like silly projects to get access to it again. What I really wish would be access to my old web hosting set up from ~10-15 years ago still. I could have hosted this for real, and maybe even survived the reddit hug of death lol", ">\n\nThis is feeling more and more like a research paper opportunity for someone :)", ">\n\nIt definitely could be. But not for me. I approach dumb scenarios the wrong way for that type of work. \nFor one, I'm going into the problem knowing that the solution is absolutely 100% the wrong one. Which is a terrible way to start lol\nAnd then I fully intend to do zero research or work to find the best way to approach the problem. I have a couple really stupid ideas that are going to be capital B Bad, and that's the way I like it.\nThat and I'm going to be drinking while I write this lol\nBut with that said, it's definitely a thing a uni student could try out. Really anyone who's also into stupid projects. There's already similar projects for other data structures, I've just never seen anyone build out their entire distributed database structure around such a dumb idea.\n\nI've got all weekend to work on this, and I'm getting started. I've already got my basic/minimalist database VM set up, and I'm going seeing if I can get 30 clones to run on my host without shutting down all the stuff I have that's actually useful. That portion isn't looking good, sadly. I really wanted these to all be VMs on the same host because my actual network isn't that fast and I have a feeling this is going to be bandwidth hungry as fuck.\nI'm going to rethink how I can scale this out... My only goal is to be able to turn off databases dedicated to specific letters and have the site continue working, but with all content missing the letter of the missing database. Because that concept is still really funny to me.", ">\n\nElon: No more additional storage! I want everything converted to RAID 0.", ">\n\nSoon to be RAID -1.", ">\n\nHa! How bout RAID √-1", ">\n\nBut did you consider RAID Shadow Legends?", ">\n\n\nThe cause of this Twitter outage is unclear.\n\nFollowed immediately by:\n\nTwitter has laid off nearly 75% of its staff, according to some estimates.", ">\n\nCorrelation is not causation!\n...but maybe this time.", ">\n\nOccam's Razor", ">\n\nI tried to shave with that once, but it didn't work, because my electric was simpler." ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one...", ">\n\nWell they are doing database sharding...", ">\n\nProbably. But I seriously doubt they're splitting up every single post based on the letter.\nFor one, as a sharding strategy that'd be horribly inefficient due to letters having different frequencies. Your E database would go to shit fast while the Z database does basically nothing.\nIt also just like, logically makes no sense. Which is why I want to do it lol", ">\n\nAh, but you could concentrate your compute and I/O on the more frequently used letters, scaling down as you progress through the alphabet (ASCII character set). You could even optimise locally for different languages by sharding the db's and autoscaling to the required frequency.\nIt would be a type of efficiency I guess.", ">\n\nThat's true. The balance might be too extremely lopsided to really work though. E is used like 60x as often as Z or J, if I remember right. It would always be better to combine a few of them just to raise your minimum usage on each database to avoid weird unexpected usage spikes.\nBut that wouldn't be funny. So I'm definitely not going to do that lol\nAlthough I'd probably have to combine a bunch of shit anyways. I seriously don't think I can host that many VMs though. I don't think I can host that many databases. I think I'll have to do like, 26 for each of the main letters, and then a 27th database for misc characters.\nThe university I went to way back when has a huge cluster that's not used very often. I might try and bribe a few of the staff who used to like silly projects to get access to it again. What I really wish would be access to my old web hosting set up from ~10-15 years ago still. I could have hosted this for real, and maybe even survived the reddit hug of death lol", ">\n\nThis is feeling more and more like a research paper opportunity for someone :)", ">\n\nIt definitely could be. But not for me. I approach dumb scenarios the wrong way for that type of work. \nFor one, I'm going into the problem knowing that the solution is absolutely 100% the wrong one. Which is a terrible way to start lol\nAnd then I fully intend to do zero research or work to find the best way to approach the problem. I have a couple really stupid ideas that are going to be capital B Bad, and that's the way I like it.\nThat and I'm going to be drinking while I write this lol\nBut with that said, it's definitely a thing a uni student could try out. Really anyone who's also into stupid projects. There's already similar projects for other data structures, I've just never seen anyone build out their entire distributed database structure around such a dumb idea.\n\nI've got all weekend to work on this, and I'm getting started. I've already got my basic/minimalist database VM set up, and I'm going seeing if I can get 30 clones to run on my host without shutting down all the stuff I have that's actually useful. That portion isn't looking good, sadly. I really wanted these to all be VMs on the same host because my actual network isn't that fast and I have a feeling this is going to be bandwidth hungry as fuck.\nI'm going to rethink how I can scale this out... My only goal is to be able to turn off databases dedicated to specific letters and have the site continue working, but with all content missing the letter of the missing database. Because that concept is still really funny to me.", ">\n\nElon: No more additional storage! I want everything converted to RAID 0.", ">\n\nSoon to be RAID -1.", ">\n\nHa! How bout RAID √-1", ">\n\nBut did you consider RAID Shadow Legends?", ">\n\n\nThe cause of this Twitter outage is unclear.\n\nFollowed immediately by:\n\nTwitter has laid off nearly 75% of its staff, according to some estimates.", ">\n\nCorrelation is not causation!\n...but maybe this time.", ">\n\nOccam's Razor", ">\n\nI tried to shave with that once, but it didn't work, because my electric was simpler.", ">\n\nAhh, Occam's Trimmer." ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one...", ">\n\nWell they are doing database sharding...", ">\n\nProbably. But I seriously doubt they're splitting up every single post based on the letter.\nFor one, as a sharding strategy that'd be horribly inefficient due to letters having different frequencies. Your E database would go to shit fast while the Z database does basically nothing.\nIt also just like, logically makes no sense. Which is why I want to do it lol", ">\n\nAh, but you could concentrate your compute and I/O on the more frequently used letters, scaling down as you progress through the alphabet (ASCII character set). You could even optimise locally for different languages by sharding the db's and autoscaling to the required frequency.\nIt would be a type of efficiency I guess.", ">\n\nThat's true. The balance might be too extremely lopsided to really work though. E is used like 60x as often as Z or J, if I remember right. It would always be better to combine a few of them just to raise your minimum usage on each database to avoid weird unexpected usage spikes.\nBut that wouldn't be funny. So I'm definitely not going to do that lol\nAlthough I'd probably have to combine a bunch of shit anyways. I seriously don't think I can host that many VMs though. I don't think I can host that many databases. I think I'll have to do like, 26 for each of the main letters, and then a 27th database for misc characters.\nThe university I went to way back when has a huge cluster that's not used very often. I might try and bribe a few of the staff who used to like silly projects to get access to it again. What I really wish would be access to my old web hosting set up from ~10-15 years ago still. I could have hosted this for real, and maybe even survived the reddit hug of death lol", ">\n\nThis is feeling more and more like a research paper opportunity for someone :)", ">\n\nIt definitely could be. But not for me. I approach dumb scenarios the wrong way for that type of work. \nFor one, I'm going into the problem knowing that the solution is absolutely 100% the wrong one. Which is a terrible way to start lol\nAnd then I fully intend to do zero research or work to find the best way to approach the problem. I have a couple really stupid ideas that are going to be capital B Bad, and that's the way I like it.\nThat and I'm going to be drinking while I write this lol\nBut with that said, it's definitely a thing a uni student could try out. Really anyone who's also into stupid projects. There's already similar projects for other data structures, I've just never seen anyone build out their entire distributed database structure around such a dumb idea.\n\nI've got all weekend to work on this, and I'm getting started. I've already got my basic/minimalist database VM set up, and I'm going seeing if I can get 30 clones to run on my host without shutting down all the stuff I have that's actually useful. That portion isn't looking good, sadly. I really wanted these to all be VMs on the same host because my actual network isn't that fast and I have a feeling this is going to be bandwidth hungry as fuck.\nI'm going to rethink how I can scale this out... My only goal is to be able to turn off databases dedicated to specific letters and have the site continue working, but with all content missing the letter of the missing database. Because that concept is still really funny to me.", ">\n\nElon: No more additional storage! I want everything converted to RAID 0.", ">\n\nSoon to be RAID -1.", ">\n\nHa! How bout RAID √-1", ">\n\nBut did you consider RAID Shadow Legends?", ">\n\n\nThe cause of this Twitter outage is unclear.\n\nFollowed immediately by:\n\nTwitter has laid off nearly 75% of its staff, according to some estimates.", ">\n\nCorrelation is not causation!\n...but maybe this time.", ">\n\nOccam's Razor", ">\n\nI tried to shave with that once, but it didn't work, because my electric was simpler.", ">\n\nAhh, Occam's Trimmer.", ">\n\nOccam’s Manscaped" ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one...", ">\n\nWell they are doing database sharding...", ">\n\nProbably. But I seriously doubt they're splitting up every single post based on the letter.\nFor one, as a sharding strategy that'd be horribly inefficient due to letters having different frequencies. Your E database would go to shit fast while the Z database does basically nothing.\nIt also just like, logically makes no sense. Which is why I want to do it lol", ">\n\nAh, but you could concentrate your compute and I/O on the more frequently used letters, scaling down as you progress through the alphabet (ASCII character set). You could even optimise locally for different languages by sharding the db's and autoscaling to the required frequency.\nIt would be a type of efficiency I guess.", ">\n\nThat's true. The balance might be too extremely lopsided to really work though. E is used like 60x as often as Z or J, if I remember right. It would always be better to combine a few of them just to raise your minimum usage on each database to avoid weird unexpected usage spikes.\nBut that wouldn't be funny. So I'm definitely not going to do that lol\nAlthough I'd probably have to combine a bunch of shit anyways. I seriously don't think I can host that many VMs though. I don't think I can host that many databases. I think I'll have to do like, 26 for each of the main letters, and then a 27th database for misc characters.\nThe university I went to way back when has a huge cluster that's not used very often. I might try and bribe a few of the staff who used to like silly projects to get access to it again. What I really wish would be access to my old web hosting set up from ~10-15 years ago still. I could have hosted this for real, and maybe even survived the reddit hug of death lol", ">\n\nThis is feeling more and more like a research paper opportunity for someone :)", ">\n\nIt definitely could be. But not for me. I approach dumb scenarios the wrong way for that type of work. \nFor one, I'm going into the problem knowing that the solution is absolutely 100% the wrong one. Which is a terrible way to start lol\nAnd then I fully intend to do zero research or work to find the best way to approach the problem. I have a couple really stupid ideas that are going to be capital B Bad, and that's the way I like it.\nThat and I'm going to be drinking while I write this lol\nBut with that said, it's definitely a thing a uni student could try out. Really anyone who's also into stupid projects. There's already similar projects for other data structures, I've just never seen anyone build out their entire distributed database structure around such a dumb idea.\n\nI've got all weekend to work on this, and I'm getting started. I've already got my basic/minimalist database VM set up, and I'm going seeing if I can get 30 clones to run on my host without shutting down all the stuff I have that's actually useful. That portion isn't looking good, sadly. I really wanted these to all be VMs on the same host because my actual network isn't that fast and I have a feeling this is going to be bandwidth hungry as fuck.\nI'm going to rethink how I can scale this out... My only goal is to be able to turn off databases dedicated to specific letters and have the site continue working, but with all content missing the letter of the missing database. Because that concept is still really funny to me.", ">\n\nElon: No more additional storage! I want everything converted to RAID 0.", ">\n\nSoon to be RAID -1.", ">\n\nHa! How bout RAID √-1", ">\n\nBut did you consider RAID Shadow Legends?", ">\n\n\nThe cause of this Twitter outage is unclear.\n\nFollowed immediately by:\n\nTwitter has laid off nearly 75% of its staff, according to some estimates.", ">\n\nCorrelation is not causation!\n...but maybe this time.", ">\n\nOccam's Razor", ">\n\nI tried to shave with that once, but it didn't work, because my electric was simpler.", ">\n\nAhh, Occam's Trimmer.", ">\n\nOccam’s Manscaped", ">\n\nuse promo code OCCAM for 20% off your first order!" ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one...", ">\n\nWell they are doing database sharding...", ">\n\nProbably. But I seriously doubt they're splitting up every single post based on the letter.\nFor one, as a sharding strategy that'd be horribly inefficient due to letters having different frequencies. Your E database would go to shit fast while the Z database does basically nothing.\nIt also just like, logically makes no sense. Which is why I want to do it lol", ">\n\nAh, but you could concentrate your compute and I/O on the more frequently used letters, scaling down as you progress through the alphabet (ASCII character set). You could even optimise locally for different languages by sharding the db's and autoscaling to the required frequency.\nIt would be a type of efficiency I guess.", ">\n\nThat's true. The balance might be too extremely lopsided to really work though. E is used like 60x as often as Z or J, if I remember right. It would always be better to combine a few of them just to raise your minimum usage on each database to avoid weird unexpected usage spikes.\nBut that wouldn't be funny. So I'm definitely not going to do that lol\nAlthough I'd probably have to combine a bunch of shit anyways. I seriously don't think I can host that many VMs though. I don't think I can host that many databases. I think I'll have to do like, 26 for each of the main letters, and then a 27th database for misc characters.\nThe university I went to way back when has a huge cluster that's not used very often. I might try and bribe a few of the staff who used to like silly projects to get access to it again. What I really wish would be access to my old web hosting set up from ~10-15 years ago still. I could have hosted this for real, and maybe even survived the reddit hug of death lol", ">\n\nThis is feeling more and more like a research paper opportunity for someone :)", ">\n\nIt definitely could be. But not for me. I approach dumb scenarios the wrong way for that type of work. \nFor one, I'm going into the problem knowing that the solution is absolutely 100% the wrong one. Which is a terrible way to start lol\nAnd then I fully intend to do zero research or work to find the best way to approach the problem. I have a couple really stupid ideas that are going to be capital B Bad, and that's the way I like it.\nThat and I'm going to be drinking while I write this lol\nBut with that said, it's definitely a thing a uni student could try out. Really anyone who's also into stupid projects. There's already similar projects for other data structures, I've just never seen anyone build out their entire distributed database structure around such a dumb idea.\n\nI've got all weekend to work on this, and I'm getting started. I've already got my basic/minimalist database VM set up, and I'm going seeing if I can get 30 clones to run on my host without shutting down all the stuff I have that's actually useful. That portion isn't looking good, sadly. I really wanted these to all be VMs on the same host because my actual network isn't that fast and I have a feeling this is going to be bandwidth hungry as fuck.\nI'm going to rethink how I can scale this out... My only goal is to be able to turn off databases dedicated to specific letters and have the site continue working, but with all content missing the letter of the missing database. Because that concept is still really funny to me.", ">\n\nElon: No more additional storage! I want everything converted to RAID 0.", ">\n\nSoon to be RAID -1.", ">\n\nHa! How bout RAID √-1", ">\n\nBut did you consider RAID Shadow Legends?", ">\n\n\nThe cause of this Twitter outage is unclear.\n\nFollowed immediately by:\n\nTwitter has laid off nearly 75% of its staff, according to some estimates.", ">\n\nCorrelation is not causation!\n...but maybe this time.", ">\n\nOccam's Razor", ">\n\nI tried to shave with that once, but it didn't work, because my electric was simpler.", ">\n\nAhh, Occam's Trimmer.", ">\n\nOccam’s Manscaped", ">\n\nuse promo code OCCAM for 20% off your first order!", ">\n\nDo they make ladies razors to? I need to shave my legs..." ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one...", ">\n\nWell they are doing database sharding...", ">\n\nProbably. But I seriously doubt they're splitting up every single post based on the letter.\nFor one, as a sharding strategy that'd be horribly inefficient due to letters having different frequencies. Your E database would go to shit fast while the Z database does basically nothing.\nIt also just like, logically makes no sense. Which is why I want to do it lol", ">\n\nAh, but you could concentrate your compute and I/O on the more frequently used letters, scaling down as you progress through the alphabet (ASCII character set). You could even optimise locally for different languages by sharding the db's and autoscaling to the required frequency.\nIt would be a type of efficiency I guess.", ">\n\nThat's true. The balance might be too extremely lopsided to really work though. E is used like 60x as often as Z or J, if I remember right. It would always be better to combine a few of them just to raise your minimum usage on each database to avoid weird unexpected usage spikes.\nBut that wouldn't be funny. So I'm definitely not going to do that lol\nAlthough I'd probably have to combine a bunch of shit anyways. I seriously don't think I can host that many VMs though. I don't think I can host that many databases. I think I'll have to do like, 26 for each of the main letters, and then a 27th database for misc characters.\nThe university I went to way back when has a huge cluster that's not used very often. I might try and bribe a few of the staff who used to like silly projects to get access to it again. What I really wish would be access to my old web hosting set up from ~10-15 years ago still. I could have hosted this for real, and maybe even survived the reddit hug of death lol", ">\n\nThis is feeling more and more like a research paper opportunity for someone :)", ">\n\nIt definitely could be. But not for me. I approach dumb scenarios the wrong way for that type of work. \nFor one, I'm going into the problem knowing that the solution is absolutely 100% the wrong one. Which is a terrible way to start lol\nAnd then I fully intend to do zero research or work to find the best way to approach the problem. I have a couple really stupid ideas that are going to be capital B Bad, and that's the way I like it.\nThat and I'm going to be drinking while I write this lol\nBut with that said, it's definitely a thing a uni student could try out. Really anyone who's also into stupid projects. There's already similar projects for other data structures, I've just never seen anyone build out their entire distributed database structure around such a dumb idea.\n\nI've got all weekend to work on this, and I'm getting started. I've already got my basic/minimalist database VM set up, and I'm going seeing if I can get 30 clones to run on my host without shutting down all the stuff I have that's actually useful. That portion isn't looking good, sadly. I really wanted these to all be VMs on the same host because my actual network isn't that fast and I have a feeling this is going to be bandwidth hungry as fuck.\nI'm going to rethink how I can scale this out... My only goal is to be able to turn off databases dedicated to specific letters and have the site continue working, but with all content missing the letter of the missing database. Because that concept is still really funny to me.", ">\n\nElon: No more additional storage! I want everything converted to RAID 0.", ">\n\nSoon to be RAID -1.", ">\n\nHa! How bout RAID √-1", ">\n\nBut did you consider RAID Shadow Legends?", ">\n\n\nThe cause of this Twitter outage is unclear.\n\nFollowed immediately by:\n\nTwitter has laid off nearly 75% of its staff, according to some estimates.", ">\n\nCorrelation is not causation!\n...but maybe this time.", ">\n\nOccam's Razor", ">\n\nI tried to shave with that once, but it didn't work, because my electric was simpler.", ">\n\nAhh, Occam's Trimmer.", ">\n\nOccam’s Manscaped", ">\n\nuse promo code OCCAM for 20% off your first order!", ">\n\nDo they make ladies razors to? I need to shave my legs...", ">\n\nSure! They're pink and cost an extra $5." ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one...", ">\n\nWell they are doing database sharding...", ">\n\nProbably. But I seriously doubt they're splitting up every single post based on the letter.\nFor one, as a sharding strategy that'd be horribly inefficient due to letters having different frequencies. Your E database would go to shit fast while the Z database does basically nothing.\nIt also just like, logically makes no sense. Which is why I want to do it lol", ">\n\nAh, but you could concentrate your compute and I/O on the more frequently used letters, scaling down as you progress through the alphabet (ASCII character set). You could even optimise locally for different languages by sharding the db's and autoscaling to the required frequency.\nIt would be a type of efficiency I guess.", ">\n\nThat's true. The balance might be too extremely lopsided to really work though. E is used like 60x as often as Z or J, if I remember right. It would always be better to combine a few of them just to raise your minimum usage on each database to avoid weird unexpected usage spikes.\nBut that wouldn't be funny. So I'm definitely not going to do that lol\nAlthough I'd probably have to combine a bunch of shit anyways. I seriously don't think I can host that many VMs though. I don't think I can host that many databases. I think I'll have to do like, 26 for each of the main letters, and then a 27th database for misc characters.\nThe university I went to way back when has a huge cluster that's not used very often. I might try and bribe a few of the staff who used to like silly projects to get access to it again. What I really wish would be access to my old web hosting set up from ~10-15 years ago still. I could have hosted this for real, and maybe even survived the reddit hug of death lol", ">\n\nThis is feeling more and more like a research paper opportunity for someone :)", ">\n\nIt definitely could be. But not for me. I approach dumb scenarios the wrong way for that type of work. \nFor one, I'm going into the problem knowing that the solution is absolutely 100% the wrong one. Which is a terrible way to start lol\nAnd then I fully intend to do zero research or work to find the best way to approach the problem. I have a couple really stupid ideas that are going to be capital B Bad, and that's the way I like it.\nThat and I'm going to be drinking while I write this lol\nBut with that said, it's definitely a thing a uni student could try out. Really anyone who's also into stupid projects. There's already similar projects for other data structures, I've just never seen anyone build out their entire distributed database structure around such a dumb idea.\n\nI've got all weekend to work on this, and I'm getting started. I've already got my basic/minimalist database VM set up, and I'm going seeing if I can get 30 clones to run on my host without shutting down all the stuff I have that's actually useful. That portion isn't looking good, sadly. I really wanted these to all be VMs on the same host because my actual network isn't that fast and I have a feeling this is going to be bandwidth hungry as fuck.\nI'm going to rethink how I can scale this out... My only goal is to be able to turn off databases dedicated to specific letters and have the site continue working, but with all content missing the letter of the missing database. Because that concept is still really funny to me.", ">\n\nElon: No more additional storage! I want everything converted to RAID 0.", ">\n\nSoon to be RAID -1.", ">\n\nHa! How bout RAID √-1", ">\n\nBut did you consider RAID Shadow Legends?", ">\n\n\nThe cause of this Twitter outage is unclear.\n\nFollowed immediately by:\n\nTwitter has laid off nearly 75% of its staff, according to some estimates.", ">\n\nCorrelation is not causation!\n...but maybe this time.", ">\n\nOccam's Razor", ">\n\nI tried to shave with that once, but it didn't work, because my electric was simpler.", ">\n\nAhh, Occam's Trimmer.", ">\n\nOccam’s Manscaped", ">\n\nuse promo code OCCAM for 20% off your first order!", ">\n\nDo they make ladies razors to? I need to shave my legs...", ">\n\nSure! They're pink and cost an extra $5.", ">\n\nThis muppet was talking about unplugging production servers and \"omg nothing happened, this is easy\" last week, so this seems about right." ]

[ "This pairs nicely with that Elon tweet, where he boasted about shutting down critical servers and Twitter was still running fine.", ">\n\n\"I'm going to shut down critical servers and things will be fine!!!\"\ntwo hours later\n\"S e T ngs a e f ne!\"", ">\n\nSo, I know you're joking, but in my head I took this way too far...\nI was imagining Twitter actually sorting every letter of every tweet into different databases on different servers. Because otherwise how would you lose letters if you shit one off. And then I started trying to figure out how you'd make that work...\nYou'd need like, 128ish databases to cover each ASCII character. And then some incredibly stupid way to put this all back together for displaying. I thinking some sort of bit mapping bullshit...\nI'm going to build this tomorrow if I can remember this idea. I'm going to build the world's second least efficient Twitter platform! This is so ducking stupid that it's the exact kind of thing Id make. Might have to pair it down though, I don't think my home network or vm hosts could handle that many hosts...\nI'm going to need to be really drunk for this one...", ">\n\nWell they are doing database sharding...", ">\n\nProbably. But I seriously doubt they're splitting up every single post based on the letter.\nFor one, as a sharding strategy that'd be horribly inefficient due to letters having different frequencies. Your E database would go to shit fast while the Z database does basically nothing.\nIt also just like, logically makes no sense. Which is why I want to do it lol", ">\n\nAh, but you could concentrate your compute and I/O on the more frequently used letters, scaling down as you progress through the alphabet (ASCII character set). You could even optimise locally for different languages by sharding the db's and autoscaling to the required frequency.\nIt would be a type of efficiency I guess.", ">\n\nThat's true. The balance might be too extremely lopsided to really work though. E is used like 60x as often as Z or J, if I remember right. It would always be better to combine a few of them just to raise your minimum usage on each database to avoid weird unexpected usage spikes.\nBut that wouldn't be funny. So I'm definitely not going to do that lol\nAlthough I'd probably have to combine a bunch of shit anyways. I seriously don't think I can host that many VMs though. I don't think I can host that many databases. I think I'll have to do like, 26 for each of the main letters, and then a 27th database for misc characters.\nThe university I went to way back when has a huge cluster that's not used very often. I might try and bribe a few of the staff who used to like silly projects to get access to it again. What I really wish would be access to my old web hosting set up from ~10-15 years ago still. I could have hosted this for real, and maybe even survived the reddit hug of death lol", ">\n\nThis is feeling more and more like a research paper opportunity for someone :)", ">\n\nIt definitely could be. But not for me. I approach dumb scenarios the wrong way for that type of work. \nFor one, I'm going into the problem knowing that the solution is absolutely 100% the wrong one. Which is a terrible way to start lol\nAnd then I fully intend to do zero research or work to find the best way to approach the problem. I have a couple really stupid ideas that are going to be capital B Bad, and that's the way I like it.\nThat and I'm going to be drinking while I write this lol\nBut with that said, it's definitely a thing a uni student could try out. Really anyone who's also into stupid projects. There's already similar projects for other data structures, I've just never seen anyone build out their entire distributed database structure around such a dumb idea.\n\nI've got all weekend to work on this, and I'm getting started. I've already got my basic/minimalist database VM set up, and I'm going seeing if I can get 30 clones to run on my host without shutting down all the stuff I have that's actually useful. That portion isn't looking good, sadly. I really wanted these to all be VMs on the same host because my actual network isn't that fast and I have a feeling this is going to be bandwidth hungry as fuck.\nI'm going to rethink how I can scale this out... My only goal is to be able to turn off databases dedicated to specific letters and have the site continue working, but with all content missing the letter of the missing database. Because that concept is still really funny to me.", ">\n\nElon: No more additional storage! I want everything converted to RAID 0.", ">\n\nSoon to be RAID -1.", ">\n\nHa! How bout RAID √-1", ">\n\nBut did you consider RAID Shadow Legends?", ">\n\n\nThe cause of this Twitter outage is unclear.\n\nFollowed immediately by:\n\nTwitter has laid off nearly 75% of its staff, according to some estimates.", ">\n\nCorrelation is not causation!\n...but maybe this time.", ">\n\nOccam's Razor", ">\n\nI tried to shave with that once, but it didn't work, because my electric was simpler.", ">\n\nAhh, Occam's Trimmer.", ">\n\nOccam’s Manscaped", ">\n\nuse promo code OCCAM for 20% off your first order!", ">\n\nDo they make ladies razors to? I need to shave my legs...", ">\n\nSure! They're pink and cost an extra $5.", ">\n\nThis muppet was talking about unplugging production servers and \"omg nothing happened, this is easy\" last week, so this seems about right.", ">\n\n\"Why do we even have IT people? Everything works flawlessly. Fire those useless sods!\"" ]